Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Tristana claimed
I am claiming, but at the same time I'm also having a wank
I'll claim in a Shiro-forged thread
Best claim
BOOP BOOP BOOP
>>692096894
Solid copy on the wank
Pet
>>692096894
good wank? :^)
>>692096650
Youre a tsundere?
claiming
Yozora claimed
>>692096579
I didn't choose the thug life...
>>692096630
I am ready.
Dubs decides on how much sleep I get and when I go to sleep.
>>692096919
Glad to see you 20/20.
Fran claimed by a spooky mortician.
>>692096894
Give it a tug for me.
>Mirai
>>692097263
Haha
>Mirai
>>692097381
damnit why couldn't you wait 20/20 :(
>>692097150
Cant wait to re-enlist
>>692097169
Tomorrow night
>>692096971
Beep boop boop boop Beep bop
Rory-sama claimed
Missed an entire thread because reasons.
>>692097225
>>692097263
>>692097381
Gives new meaning to the term 'go fuck yourself'
Onodera Team member here.
>>692097519
Is not gay unless you give it the succ
>>692096894
I'd offer to help but I don't see any trips.
Oh wait..
>Check em
>>692097007
>>692097111
007 and 111 checked.
Welcome to the Kool Kids Klub
>>692097381
Bringing the phrase "Go fuck yourself" a brand new meaning.
>>692097538
>Reasons
>>692096919
How're those chips and Dr. P treating you?
>>692097633
It is scientifically proven not to be gay as long as the balls don't touch.
I cant sleep
>Hamakaze claimed
>>692097538
Welcome back cutie
>>692097169
And you also, Shiro. Last thread was some shit I wasn't gonna post under so I saged it. You'll be happy to know that Im going to cut back on the drinking. How're you?
>>692097195
Got those Doritos. Can't stand Dr. P, though, so I may have let you down.
>>692097854
You too?!
Claimed.
>>692096185
>Shiro
Sleep however long until you wake up.
Check'em!
>>692096246
>Anon
I've been under that too, taken some cacao powder that helps with that.
Other than that I read a bit or work on some concept.
>>692096265
>You know
>Italian
Come on comrade, they import that stuff. You should know this!
>>692096454
>Meth
No thank you.... Stay away from that stuff!
I'll stay with the others.
>>692096894
Multitasking.
It's a pic of Akiko, right?
>>692096919
Ay!
>>692097494
TISK TISK TISK BOOP TISK
>>692097763
Working yo.
>>692097854
Thanks.
>fear the second largest upres of my claim pic
>largest is 7 mb
Caught the flu :(
>madotsuki claimed
>>692098038
Yea it's me
>Multitasking.
I only need one hand
>>692097440
Felt like messing it up.
>>692097519
It's the same person.
>>692097557
>>692097763
>Long dick style
I believe was the theme of the threads anyway. Also, new material needed.
>>692097803
See below
>>692097941
Claiming best girlie!
>>692097829
>>692097854
i always knew you were tsundere~chan
>>692098038
What's the cause of your stress, if you don't mind me asking.
>>692097941
Eh. I know lots of people who can't stand Dr. P. What'd you get instead?
Another good thing to get are those huge cans of brisk half-and-half. The blueberry one is especially delicious.
>>692098279
That's too bad. Remember to drink a lot of water. It's important to keep hydrated even if you can't keep it down.
>>692097991
Oh hello there
>>692098038
I-I mean italian AMERICAN
>>692098216
Good lord
>>692098462
Wtf?
>>692096971
Bop it! Twist it! Hit it! Pull it!
>>692097808
Ay ship!
>>692097854
I-I don-n't k-know
>>692098620
You really love that gif.
>>692097941
>cut back on drinking
Very much gleeful. I'm fine, just bored. Doing anything right now?
>>692098279
That's shit. Keep up on the water! Glad to see you back man. What's going on besides the flu?
>>692098461
Heyo Dr. Pepper, how are you doing friend?
>>692098620
Sweetheart! Where the fuck have you been?
>>692098736
i-its c-cute
>>692098823
c-cheater
>>692098590
Ahoy... you...!
>>692097854
I'm not surprised.
>>692097557
>Beat me to it
>>692097808
Sleep is for the weak.
>>692098038
>No meth.
Not a real nigga i see.
>>692098279
Take some antibiotics.
Or not.
Superbugs are a bitch.
>>692098216
Fuck work.
>tfw I got fired to make space for another employee.
>>692098445
Kek
>>692098890
Heyo Hamakaze! Doing anything besides not being able to sleep?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NlNyXT0kZD
I'd say that I had a successful search
clammed
>>692097119
What anime is this??
>>692099187
Glad to hear.
>>692099206
Oni Chichi.
>>692099206
Story of your life
>>692099206
Boku No Pico
>>692098874
Excuse me?
>>692098944
U wot
>>692099206
Boku no pico
>>692098500
Thanks m9, forcing myself to eat and drink water. Shit sucks
>>692098747
Hey man, been busy with summer job and stuff. I do freelance video editing, photography and videography. Also I work at a shitty gelato place in the meantime to pay for tuition.
>>692098944
Just a regular flu I think. Yeah, kinda sucks.
>>692099206
Future Diary's
>>692099098
Just lying down. I was watching youtube earlier but I got bored. You?
>>692099206
Boku no Pico
>>692098038
Lmao, sup Sanae?
>>692098500
Vitamin Water. I'm still suffering from an all-day hangover, so I'm looking for quick electrolytes. But I may try Brisk, I've never seen the blueberry before.
>>692098747
Yeah, after last night...It was a bit too much.
I napped from 11p-1a so I'm trying to get in the sleeping mood again. Currently playing Halo 4.
>>692098944
>Violet-eyed qt,
Any pics with glasses?
>>692099301
Got me a shitton of new pitures
>>692098562
what?
>>692098944
>>692099344
>Dubs twice
Let's go again!
Check these dubs!
>>692097808
Welcome to the sleepless and the foreign
>>692098051
https://youtu.be/HuB_Pm4Xxbs
>>692099607
Womp womp
>>692099420
Very bored. Just twiddling dicks with others on here until I go to bed. Maybe I'll find something to do later tonight.
>>692099569
I absolutely adore that gif first of all, second of all, I'd recommend doing that if you ever feel down. I'm always extremely happy getting new pictures of Shiro.
>>692099597
Dont anon, you know that confuses me
>>692098747
Pretty well. Late as fuck here, but still kicking. Yourself?
>>692099187
I have a couple very low quality reaction images of the manga, if you were interested.
>>692096894
>>692098319
>I am claiming, but at the same time I'm also having a wank
You had to use your other hand to claim.
>>692098474
Some trouble I had a month ago. Was terrible, so had to take it, and did it's part. I feel wonderful!
What about you?
>>692098562
Coke, America's cup of coffee.
I know you have your sources.
>>692098890
What's good?
Did anything today?
>>692099498
Here drinking some shake listening to this o.s.t. You know rocking it!
>>692099187
Ama tzetche'bu'ne?
>>692098944
Well, I'm not black so... Yeah.
>>692099378
Shitty and Gelato have no right being in the same sentence unless that sentence is "Gelato is the opposite of shitty."
>>692099498
All-day hangovers are the worst. It's a good thing my kids like chili because if there's anything that cures a hangover it's spicy as fuck chili.
It's a half iced tea and half blueberry lemonade and comes in this huge can. Got a blue snake biting a lemon. I pick one up every day when I drive to work.
>>692099812
but too lazy to post pic
>>692099964
Quiet down boy.. do you want EVERYONE to know?
>>692099689
Kek
For some reason that made me wanna jam some sweet victory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANk8xlsp1pQ
>>692099498
Unfortunately, no.
>>692099728
Feelsbadman.
>>692099378
I actually don't think I've ever gotten the flu before.
Sick as hell, sure.
But never the flu.
>>692099350
U fukken wot m8?
1v1 irl
>>692099782
i'll just be posting some new ones because i got to put them to use or else they will be wasted effort.
>>692099937
>and eating her
wew lad. but sure ill take some
>>692099964
Once again, i cannot read retard
>>692099350
y-yes y-y-o--you
Miho claimed
>>692099827
Very. Bored. Actually have no clue what to do. Listening to Pras's 'Ghetto Supastar' for the first time. Seems OK so far.
>>692096760
I CALL CALLIE!
>>692100280
Go to sleep.
Claimed
>>692100280
Eat my doodle please.
>>692100280
hello there. how art thou?
>>692100085
Bullshit
>>692100239
Final destination, no items, fox only, lets go cunt
>>692100273
Nigga hotaru is my bitch, I must stay loyal
>>692100425
You're late dude.
>>692096894
Same tbh :^)
Omg This came out yesterday. Im scoopin this ma fucka
>shino
>>692100280
Tats was on earlier. Shame you missed him.
>>692100385
Its only 330am
>>692100571
Kind of meh. The swelling stopped and my chest quit hurting.
>>692100579
You gon' get it, son.
>>692100748
But... sleep schedule! OK, to be fair I only get three hours of sleep a night and go to bed at around 6 AM, but still, even if I'm being a hypocrite, fix your sleep schedule!
>>692100696
Nevermind its this one.
>>692100748
i didnt hear about this. what happened?
>>692100317
Never heard of it. Just kinda relistening to things myself.
>>692100262
And you can't use grammar or punctuation correctly.
Congrats on the pics though.
>>692100120
It's because I don't have my fix!
>>692100280
Ay.
>>692100054
Prices are whack, man. 5 bucks for a scoop. "Recommended" scoop size by the manager is about 110 grams. I usually say fuck it and give customers big ass scoops. If you're gonna be paying that much for gelato, might as well have actually decent portions.
>>692100239
>feelsbadman.wmv
It's horrible, man. Like a cold is basically some sniffles, bit of coughing and yeah. The flu feels like I'm on the verge of death sometimes lmao. Fever, chills, headaches and pains. Being alive sucks.
>>692099964
That is a shame. I'm glad that it is no longer on your mind, I hope it was nothing too serious.
Failing friendships. As lame as that sounds.
>>692100579
no u
im saving image limit :^)
>>692101123
And liquid substances coming out of both ends, don't forget that. Last time I had the flu I was only puking up water, it was fucking horrible.
>>692100891
Throw dem hands boi
>>692101103
Behave yourself and you will get it!
>>692101299
Homo
>>692100425
>>692100582
Fight to the death!
>>692100748
Hello
>>692101123
Agreed.
>123 checked
>>692097441
Where did muh ship go?
>>692101103
i COULD, if i wanted to. but i dont want to because the effort is not worth that actual benefits.
>>692101123
are you italian?
Alright nerds. My son wants to start up another RPG after we just beat Chrono Trigger. Which one should we play? I'm thinking FF IV to keep up with the premade characters theme we've got going but I'm totally open for suggestions.
>>692101123
Jesus. That's crazy. you're a gentleman and a scholar for being a bro.
>>692099964
Sounds relaxing. What ost?
>>692100054
Pickle juice is awesome for hangovers but guess who forgot to pick up a jar of pickles at work today? Chili sounds amazing right now. Hungry as hell.
>>692100239
still 10/10 don't worry
>>692101370
Nigga I'm from the hood, lets go.
>>692101370
fag
>>692101418
Been playing omnius
Pretty fun
Pretty fucking irritating
>>692101503
GTA V is great and it has some premade characters
>>692101551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF8c3BjFWsw
Bring it!
>>692099689
I want to go back!
>>692099782
Yeah same here, I want to watch a movie but I cant find it free on YouTube so im SOL
>>692099964
Went swimming for about four hours and played kancolle. Pretty good day if I say so myself.
>>692100239
Its gets better
>>692100582
Pfft! You're a miserable cuckold!
>>692101503
I think your son is ready for kancolle
>>692101664
>GTA V
Commit Sudoku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rORPLLZzIwA
>>692101503
Fallout of course!
>>692101677
No Netflix? Also, what movie? Maybe I can hook you up. Also, how the fuck do I play KanColle? I have the plugin but don't know where to go from the DMM site deal.
I had a good wank
>>692101784
Shamefur Dispray
IBUKI
ON
THE
SCENE
>>692101485
>>692101538
Thank you~
>>692101677
Checked.
>>692101634
Never heard if it.
I'm gonna bail before Yuno wipes the floor with my ass.
Goodnight all.
>>692101877
how good?
what did you wank to?
>>692101906
Here is the picture for future use.
>>692101775
Is it bad that I have no idea what kancolle is other than having scantily clad girls who are supposed to represent battleships?
>>692101841
I was thinking of something turn-based. Guess I should have specified.
>>692101877
Very proud of you.
>>692101871
I dont have netflix, and the movie is called U-571. As for kancolle I could help you set it up tomorrow if you have Telegram or TS...
>>692101877
post pics
>>692102027
Fallout still
The first one is turnbased
Never forget
>>692102125
>>692101103
eh?
>>692100908
I know...
>>692100973
Chest pains feet swelling like crazy couldn't really walk. Mostly gone now.
>>692101418
Hello
>>692101994
A hes a little cuck
Goodnight
>>692101994
Danke
>>692102027
Its not bad. Not a lot of people know whay kancolle is. As for turned based game. Earthbound?
>>692102257
>>692102305
Im in both. What an achievement
>>692101994
Goodnight.
>>692102094
I'd prefer not to use either, but if it's absolutely necessary I do have TS. I think you can probably just tell it to me over thread though.
~Shiro
>>692102305
look at that smug sachi picture right in the middle
looks amazing tbh
>>692102257
>>692102305
I was there
I wish i could forget
>>692102022
What anime is this?
:^)
>>692101179
Nah friend. Had that problem too a while back.
Pretty much lost all of my friends (Though where ever they are I hope they're going great), but I got new ones here(on this thread).
Don't let it get to ya. I know that's cliche to say, but in essence it really helps.
>>692101370
Okay, alright...
I'm cool.
>>692101485
Insults are insults, right?
>>692101538
It's from Timesplitters Future Perfect.
https://youtu.be/h5lpL3VKdhw
How was your day?
>>692101677
Swimming and played a game about boats.
Sounds nice!
Is that good really good?
>>692101877
What the fuck Richard?
You sure took long there.......
>>692102384
Oh Earthbound is a good choice! If he likes it we can transition into Mother 3 directly afterwards. Excellent work Hamakaze!
As for kancolle, how does it play? I'm imagining something like Civ or Risk but with anime boat girls.
>>692102487
Oh, I posted image and tagged name.
>>692102305
that wasnt... nobody here wants to wank to that...
>>692102330
that doesnt sound good at all. Im glad its all over now.
>>692102617
>
hows that for an insult?
>>692102027
Fallout one and two. Buy them.
>>692102629
>mfw I forget my face
>>692102350
>A hes a little cuck
I beg your pardon??
>>692102617
Ah, I'd imagine most people have friendship esq. related issues. I'm sorry for all of your losses, I'm happy that you've found new company though.
It's hard not to. Makes happiness difficult.
>>692102330
Glad you're better than you were a bit back.
>>692102617
Good boy, you shall recieve your coke in 24 hours
>>692102487
Theres a step or two where you have to copy and paste a block of text and edit some shit. TS will be the way to go.
>>692102617
I enjoy it even though theres a friggen language barrier.
>its all in Japanese
>>692102629
I wish I could compare it to something but nothing comes to mind.
>>692101340
One time it was pretty bad. Didn't want to eat or drink for like two days. Ended up fainting due to low blood pressure or something and I had to go to the hospital lmao. Totally sound like a pussy haha, almost dying from the flu.
>>692101485
Nope. Asian, actually.
>>692101503
Yeah. Fighting the good fight, albeit through little actions lol.
>>692102771
how do you see with eyes that are disconnected to your brain?
>>692102922
damn. then why gelato?
>>692102719
I might pick them up one day but we'll have to see. I've already got quite the backlog.
>>692102874
That's a shame. It sounds like an interesting concept. I'll have to look more into it.
>>692102922
There are no little actions, only little people. The ripples you make might be bigger than you think anon.
>>692102874
That seems like a lot of effort. May just not KanColle.
>>692102716
Hopefully over.
>>692102853
I think i still have it.
>>692103116
Its really fun but its just hard to explain the game.
>>692103324
Awe, thats a shame. Well if you ever come around to it just tell me
Looks like the thread is almost up so ill stop taking image slots. Goodnight everyone
So who is this other megumin guy?
Minumin, Aqua?
I need the megumin lurking pic
Any one got it?
>>692103116
>little people
Y u so mean?
>>692103107
Fran herself is a medical mystery. MY theory is that she was interrupted by the client when attaching them from an experiment and only got halfway through.
>>692103680
See it would be mean if I reached 5 feet.
>>692103615
Good luck on getting sleep friend.
>>692103107
Job is a job lol. Need money for tuition in the fall. Although my spending rate isn't helping much.
>>692103116
Perhaps so.
Claiming this angel.
>>692102716
>
This is better.
>>692102849
If it make s you feel any better, you're always welcomed here. I know it's tough to to look ahead on the coming months and years. But you're awesome just the way you are.
>>692102869
I'll be waiting.
No flour stuff this time comrade.
>>692102874
>>692103615
I know some Jap, though I learned it during a course in school.
And goodnight and take good care.
>>692103499
I hope not, you'll be fine.
>>692103656
>>692103680
Two? At the same time?
>>692102812
Ya heard me
>>692103680
I'll make one for you.
Claimed
Heading down to LA for Anime Expo on friday. Anyone gonna be there?
>>692103825
I appreciate the gesture, but I don't think there's a place for me here or any other community.
I'm going to leave now. I hope the rest of your night goes well.
>>692103995
You suck i always wanted to go to one.
>>692103825
Fine
>>692103953
Boi you finna catch these hands
>>692103499
true. but at least its not as bad as it was before right?
>>692103742
oh, that image though... thats, quite the operation. i cant imagine how many things theyre going to have to stitch up.
>>692103755
oh. that wasnt necessarily the question. why is it called gelato and not just ice cream?
>>692103798
saved
>>692103825
that will never happen. not while im around at least
>>692102617
Sounds pretty cool. Never heard of it before now.
I'm headed to bed, guys. Have a good night e-body
>>692103825
>Two? At the same time?
That's what she said
>>692103955
Danke
>>692104178
Third year in a row, baby
>Mfw creator of Nekopara has a panel
>>692104222
Bruh i main sheik i aint finna catch nothin
>>692104275
Gppdmogjt wpmfwderuk.
~Shiro
>>692104233
The process of making gelato is a bit different than ice cream. Apparently it's lower in fat. Also something something Italian ingredients. Idk lol.
>>692104298
This alright?
>>692104492
What a good note to end on
(Chitoge)
