ITT: Vague video game descriptions. Others guess. Last one 404d just as I got into it.
>Whatever the fuck you are, you have green hair, I think you're a girl.
>Lots of creepy face enemies and shit.
>"Shake Shake" "Shake shake"
>Wtf was this game about?
pic not related
>>692068737
Ff6?
>>692068737
omfg dat game
>pass the marshmallows
>>692068737
Mischief Makers
>Being a successful businessman requires being able to dance, taunt assailants, and read maps.
>>692068737
>>692069087
Ultra Intergalactic Cybot G, Marina
As far as what the game is about, it's a parody of anime tropes basically
>Look at all these megacorps
>Boy, Germany is a real mess in the future
>go on a vacation
>get fucked by local pirates
>insanity
>Fucking Druglord
>Cant Swim
>>692069899
Insanity. Getting the same damn number over and over again.
Also farcry 3
>>692069899
Farcry 3 or How I stopped being a spoiled, rich, wad, buckled down and became a God of war in about three weeks.
>>692069087
Yup
>>692070094
GTA: Vice City?
>in the future year 2007
>aliens? mutants? pokemon? who knows, there's a 2 second cutscene and then you start shooting
>turn into a monster on like level 2
>yeah I got no clue what's going on
>sequel nine years later that nobody asked for but whatever it was just as good and just as wtf
>>692070331
Yas
you're a kid with a stick, you're like the avatar, and you run around within circles.
>Hangover
>The most insane epic fucked day
>Become king
>your uncle disappears
>kinda creepy game for a kid when it came out
>fall in water or get killed, a little ghost you with a halo floats away.
>>692070922
Conker?
>>692070992
Yes
>3hp entire game
>only weapon is your fist
>collect like 100 batteries and countless easter eggs
>like 7 sequels
>Fight
>Win
>Rip the shit out off your opponent
>>692071285
MK Whatever
>>692071285
Fatality
>>692071105
I'm only guessing Metal Gear bec. you never really get to use any of your fucking weapons (either no ammo, or too loud). But Ive only played one of them.
>kool im flying a star wars
>oh fuck this is difficult
>>692071385
yeah
>>692070341
no fucking idea but please tell i wanna play this game
>>692071560
Rogue Squadron?
>>692068737
>fight tons of enemies
>it's lit
>scary subway system
>Evolution
>>692071465
Nah. I guess that description kinda does apply to that game a bit though lol
>wear a black mask because of cunt sister
>use bone as weapon
>???
>are demi god
>>692071560
star fox?
>>692071708
Nupe. Ps2. Well idk if that game is ps2 but the one im thinking of is for ps2
>leave the game running in the background for days
>you have hundreds of grandma slaves
>>692068737
this game has the creepiest death scene
>>692068737
All males play cat females
>On an marshmallow eating binge
>Being chased by ghosts
>Eating cherries let me eat ghosts
>It never ends
>>692071560
TIE Fighter
Ok here's one
>Chupa Chups ruined it
>>692071560
Elite dangerous
>>692071864
No
>difficult
"556es and pineapples".
/
>Dead people from across time and space Duke it out because of reasons
/
>Robot tanks ripping shit up
>Anime tie in
/
Two well armed mammals solve unusual crimes
>>692068737
>not a very popular game
>4 characters. one female and three males
>water
>nintendo 64
>>692071967
Its like you aren't even trying.
>>692071721
Double Dragon 2 The Revenge? Off the wall, but I hope your talking about my favorite NES game ever.
>>692071730
Metro 2033
>>692072052
Jet ski one?
>>692069087
great game
>>692069272
Takeshi's challenge
>>692072052
Wave Race?
>>692071967
Nuuuupe but i heard tie fighter is pretty difficult. Wrong side tho
>>692072250
Think more nautical.
Deliver mail on snowboard
Nintendo 64
>>692072084
Dark souls
>bonfire lit
But vague enough to apply to any game
>sophisticated gorilla
>more sophisticated than most niggers
>>692072280
yes its wave race
>>692071560
Shadows of the Empire?
>Get rescued from truck crash
>Must kill target
>Drink vodka
>Pass out
>Guard tells me to get out of here
>I am target
>go take a vacation on an exotic, beautiful island with luxurious hotels and take a break from a hard life
>suddenly, zombies
>>692072359
Ape escape
>>692071948
Cookie Clicker
>>692072506
Seriously? Why even dignify that with an answer?
>>692072505
Stalker?
Big tits. Fighting. Want to fap so bad
>>692072509
Nah bro
>>692071611
I hate to give it away, but I'll say the first game was on N64 and the second on Wii. See if that helps.
>>692072506
Played it like for 10 minutes dead island. Game was garbage
>>692072506
Dead Island
>>692072651
Dead or Alive?
>>692072651
DoA
>>692070341
Metroid Prime?
>>692071985
Its an old PC game
>>692072643
Yes
>Work for UN
>Nothing is what it seems
>Conspiracies everywhere
>Ayy Lmaos
>Get in bunker
>Become cybernetic posthuman god
>>692072110
Nailed it, too easy? I debated leaving the evolution out
>>692072695
>>692072709
Correct.
>>692072634
Yeah, I guess that was a little easy.
>you fight with strangers
>how the fuck do I aim
>jumping is faster
>why does everyone praise this game
>>692068737
"Fuck sun went down"
Pic unrelated
>>692072896
The first Deus Ex.
>leave home for a long ass time
>follow a train at some point
>tons of niggers running about
>start off with fuck all of nothing
>meet a weird fucker with a crystal ball
>"gotta go save shit, this will help!"
>niggers and shit hiding behind walls
>wtf, gold outta nowhere
>random bell helps find end boss, who was a lying fuck, so you beat it again
>>692073011
San Andreas?
>>692073011
Ape eacape?
>>692070930
I hope somebody guesses this. Heres more hints.
>Take chopper to island to see your uncle
>Fat samoan tells you your uncle has disappeared.
> Gives you a fucking toy to fight the fucking evil monsters.
>>692072805
Nope. I was being specific with it taking place in 2007.
>>692073011
San andreas?
>BE ME
>ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
>>692072925
The subway gave it out more than the evolution bit.
>Be mercenary
>Gore gore gore
>Get gun that boils people alive from the inside with microwaves
>I killed his brother he killed my best friend
>Get hot sidekick chick in the end
>>692073172
Crash Bandicoot.
>>692073172
Tron
>>692072983
Castlevania 2 Simons Quest
>>692073172
>GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW
>>692073172
spyro
>>692071560
Fuck im just going to say it its jedi starfighter i didnt realize theres so many games like that holy shit
>>692073172
Does he got to, by any chance, GO FAST
>>692073172
>9/10 pink hedgehog QT 3.14 approaches me
>>692073285
Soldier of Fortune.
>>692073172
Sonic?
>>692073172
SANIC GOTTA GO FAST
>>692073343
Nope.
Another hint
>These fucking bats
>Get sword
>Girlfriend dies
>Kill god
>>692071560
Star Citizen
>>692073551
God of War
>>692073546
Stranded Deep is just like this.
>>692073172
Definitely Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
>Space adventure game
>Can't even explore space until after a few hours of gameplay.
>>692073353
>CANT STICK AROUND HAVE TO KEEP MOVIN ON
>>692073419
That's right
>Cute girls
>Lots of projectiles
>People know the doujins more than the games
A story about helping a herd of autistic dinosaurs to become self sufficient
>>692071804
No one has guessed this
>ps1
>ps2
>same game
>wigger keeps asking me for 10000 gold
>diamond in a tree
>magic is better in the second game
>>692073654
What? Its Super Mario: Sunshine you fucking retard
>>692072460
>flying
couldnt be shadows of the empire, only flying mission i remember was the first on hoth and i tow cabled those AT-ATs like the bitches they were
>>692073656
Interstellar: The Game?
>>692073656
Starflight SEGA?
>Fat kid gets his icecream stolen
>Fat kid helps me kill humans
>>692073656
Destiny
A mutant dog, a fat nerd and a janitor save the world.
>>692073755
Touhou Project
Never played it; tried to get into a school concert with some friends performing one of the top tier songs.
>Green
>Red
>Yellow
>Blue
>Orange
>gale
>main character is 9/10 but a bit square faced
>so much blood
>gale ur alive
>why can't this dino leave me alone
>>692073923
You don't get to explore space in destiny. And it's a grindfest, not an adventure game.
>>692073656
KSP
>>692072875
Is it that fucking game where youre in a prison? His deoderant hes freakig out about?
>>692073840
Alien hominid
>play as kid
>happy dinosaurs
>suddenly play as dad
>fire everywhere
>mom dead
>beat people with stick
>>692074048
Dino crisis?
>>692074048
Dino Crisis: T-Rex Heartattack Edition
>Get stuck in some sort of city prison
>It is filled with psychopaths
>I am one too
>Must kill my way out
>Someone is making a movie out of my escape
>Kill the director
>Or did I?
>rip off of hunger games
>>692074210
Yah
>>692073643
Smith the Smith made my weapon and i need to avenge my father
>>692074226
Manhunt?
>Get shot
>Still live
>Play blackjack
>>692074172
Yeah
>mad as shit
>throw autistic manchild tantrums on everyone who looks at you funny
>your daughter is technically God
> be at sea
> suddenly warped
> become resistance
> kill the empire
>>692073172
DARK SOULS
ENDLESS ROLLING
>>692074038
Simon says
>>692074226
Manhunt
>>692074003
MDK
>HO
>HA
>WAHOO
>>692074222
The one and only
>in the middle of fucking nowhere
>literally nobody around
>survive through any means possible
>slaughter wildlife for food and resources
>slaughter the undead for bones and their flesh
>kill literally everything underground
>die constantly but cursed to live forever alone
>>692074327
Fallout New Vegas.
Too easy.
>>692074387
Window.
>>692074152
Nope.
>Wanted to be like Mario or Sonic
>Chupa Chups (the candy company) ruined it
>>692074327
Fallout new vegas
>be elite special forces type soldier
>zombie mutant outbreak
>fuck fuck fuck gotta go deeper
>aliens
>>692074327
Fallout New Vegas
>>692074038
Heroes of might and Magic?
>>692074333
Nice trips. I need to play through that game again. Thank you for reminding me of its glory.
>>692074230
The Culling
I had an idea for a game exactly like this years ago, but had no way of making it...
>>692074434
Don't starve
>>692074458
Bubsy?
>>692073823
>>692073838
>>692073923
>>692074134
Nope. Voxel.
>>692074373
Nop
>fly around in space
>fight space aliens
>until even more dangerous space aliens show up
>team up and fight really-evil-aliens instead
>>692074117
Wasnt really being serious but you explore some planets i guess
>>692074434
tetris
>>692074226
Sounds like Batman weirdly. But is it manhunt?
>>692074490
CoD Black Ops..?
>>692074399
Fucking Super Mario 64
>>692074652
Descent: Freespace
>>692074575
Trully a masterpiece
>>692074344
Bioshock infinite
>>692074434
Mein Kraft
>>692074319
>>692074381
Yep.
>Game is about space warfare
>It turns out it is about chaotic libertarian economy and banking
>People crash the whole economy for the lulz
>>692074198
Mother 3. I never finished this game though. I think i got about half way through
>>692074652
Mass effect
>Bug likes titties
>I'm not a dog!
>>692074434
Is it Mein Kraft?
>>692074818
Ja! Eez best gaem for mein furhur!
>>692074524
Nop
>>692074347
if anyone gets this, I'd be impressed.
Extra hint:
> bosses go in circles forever and ever (most of the time)
>>692068737
>filthy casuals
go
>>692074616
Nope. You're close though.
No one ever gets this.
>choose between saving friend or hot bitch
>this choice come back to haunt you
>shove something in your ear
>I speak alien now
>>692068737
>rats
>cats
>goty
>>692075036
Dark souls
>>692074720
nah fuck CoD
this was back when CoD was a good game(s)
>>692074723
i fucked up the HOO
but you still got it
>>692074919
Nope.
>>692074745
Bingo.
>>692074919
nah, before that came out
>>692074782
Nope
>>692075112
Nintendogs+cats
>>692074935
Okami 2 ez :D
>>692075111
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy part 2
>>692075122
Nope.
Extra hint:
> PS2 game
>>692075258
nope
>>692075036
Ecco the dolphin?
>>692075220
>>692075183
WELL YA KNOW WHAT MASS EFFECT FITS THAT PERFECTLY OKAY
>>692075112
Dr. Mario
>>692068737
>fighting game
>girls got big tits
>in the next game they removed them because gays and feminists where in control of it
>>692075387
Nope
2 More guesses and I spill the beans
>>692075262
Yep
>>692075292
Lower resolution dark souls. Slightly less dark souls, if you would
>"Im chupa. Chupa chupa"
>deoderant
>point and click
>prison
Help me out i cant remember this games name
>>692075274
close
>No more women
>Bunch of angry men
>Tanks everywhere
>Nukes too
>>692070930
StarTropics?
>>692075112
Killer incstinct
>my bad actions made me lose someone
>I'm bitter now because of it
>I'm conned into keeping someone alive
>they help me regain my humanity
>I kill everything to keep them alive
>I destroy everything in the end to make sure they don't leave me
>be a furry
>try to get pieces of a crystal with time control helping you along the way
>>692075710
no
its really not that hard idk
>>692075112
mother fucking bad rats
>>692075500
Soul calibur
>Be a fat fuck
>Eat stuff
>Kill rats
>Recover cake
>>692075739
Binx? Or w.e his name
>>692075739
Crash bandicoot 3
>>692075654
> "be at sea"
It's not dark souls.
>>692075856
hell yeah its bad rats
>I just wanted to hang out with my friends at the fair
>The fair brings me waaaaay back
>Biggest frog I've ever see
>just like that, it all ended in a rain of fire
I don't know if I'm being to vague or too obvious
Somebody get this.
>Fly to island to visit scientist uncle
>Fat Samoan village chief tells you your uncle is disappear.
>Gives you a toy to fight with.
>After first dungeon, you get a submarine.
>If you die, a little ghost you with a halo floats away.
>>692075112
Punch out
>>692075637
Its Boktai
>>692075727
I wanna say.... The Last of Us?
>>692076061
Chrono Triggered
>>692074652
Halo
>>692076061
Chrono Trigger
Did this last night so ill try to make it harder maybe
>amnesia
>level up
>level down
>feels
>music
>>692075701
>>692076067
Yup you got it, disregard my last post. I hadn't read yours.
>>692074782
You're dumb as shit. Bioshock didn't even have big daddies you fuck ugly ass dumb motherfucker
>>692071804
Ok faggots. Warriors of might and magic
>No story no explanation no anything
>Must gather some keys to unlock new levels
>Cyborgs, dinosaurs, monsters and poachers
>The levels are huge as fuck
>You can beat the game using just a bow and explosive arrows
>>692076189
Cave Story
>little red guy
>drive a car
>giant ass bird
>vampire
>numbers
>>692076061
Secret of mana?
>>692075881
mortal kombat 9
>>692076295
Fuck
>>692074490
>>692074720
hint:it was on ps2
>>692076150
Really? I've got that somewhere and your description was way too vague.
>spheres in more way than one
>nice cut scenes for how old it is
>everything was actually a dream
>>692075727
God of war? That was really descriptive but not at all
>>692076169
>>692076187
Yaaaaaaaaaa I guess obvious. I'll work on my shitty describing skills
>be a autist's glove
>throw balls around
>spend most the game coming up with the funniest 4 word combination
>do some RPG shit
>save the world
>>692074344
Asura
>>692076480
Earthbound.
>Kidnapping and potential manslaughter of a child
>Fucking dinosaurs
>>692075036
>>692074347
You faggots lost
Naval Ops: Warship Gunner
>>692076163
Yup.
>>692075727
is it possibly the darkness?
>>692076402
Is it that soul siphon game? I think i bought it but it was too scratched up but the cover of the game seems to fit the desc.
glover
>throw penguins down a cliff
>>692076473
>>692076646
fucked up
>>692076554
Turok 3?
>>692076406
Isint that the name of the thread? But yeah was fun
>Wake up from a nightmare
>Your nightmare just became reality bitch
>At least you are now accepted by your friends (all except for that one little faggot with his hands on his hips)
>>692076402
nope. not sure what game you're talking about but this one was an FPS
>>692076581
What? Nobody got it because nobody knows about that game. It sounds shit.
>>692076415
Final Fantasy X
>Fight some aliens, or maybe pirates?
>The gender surprise that nobody cared about
>So much shota from the other games
>>692076523
i was thinking final fantasy, but only because it's shorter
>Cool guy from cool place comes to save you
>Big nose monsters attack oh my!
>But the real problem is dark cored people
>cool guy dissapears, never to be seen again
>Grab your bastard and go on an adventure
>Guy named after alcohol helps you. It is sad when he dies but he does give you a really cool gun...
>Gameplay is either stealth/ action FPS horror
>after commies, Nazis, ghosts, more big nosed monsters, naked flying cat monsters, mole rat lookalikes, big hairy wolfrats, and gorrillas, make your way to cool place where cool guy was from
>Cool guys are annoying AF but they help you out
>Also Chengis ____ helps you out in the middle of the game. he also shoes up near the end. He's like a mix between a guru and a hobo, only not useless.
>Either nuke the dark colored people of you're a ranger or don't nuke them if you are enlightened.
>>692076851
Yep.
>>692076754
Yeah the OP also says people are supposed to be able to guess them though
>>692076868
metroid
>>692076706
Mario 64
>Business man
>Pissed off Yakuza
>Wheelchair
>>692076646
Yep you got it, now try this.
>wear faggot mask
>faggoy crow says he'll help
>yell at crow, kinda helps later
>>692076945
Windows 98
>>692076868
Thats not Wind Waker is it?
>Be a bunch of angsty teens
>Battle in alternative dimension to save the world
>Shadows and shit
>Android waifu
This should be easy.
>>692070341
Sin and Punishment
>must get woman
>WOAH floating shit
>more POWERSNSHIT
>>692076906
Way too obvious. Also we've already had that.
>>692076906
Metro 2033. How can I possibly hold all these hints?
>>692076742
Nope
>>692076946
How come everybody guess my games at first try?
>>692077046
Nope, Metroid series.
>Green plastic
>hate yellow plastic
>war
>double agent
>bucket portals
>not in Kansas anymore
>>692077124
Noice. Thought everyone gave up.>>692071611
>Be native american
>Be abducted
>Gravity don't work
>Weird guns
>>692076937
Sorry
>be brothers
>travel through time
>acquire babies
>fight aliens
>>692077186
Shit didn't see that. Sorry.
>>692075927
Fat Princess?
>>692077276
Army men Sarges Heros?
