New faces of /b/ and judgment thread
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New faces of /b/ and judgment thread
>>692066337
brah/10
>>692066337
take hat off balding faggot
>>692066337
I seriously thought this was one of those cancer kids in the make a wish program lying in a hospital bed.
>>692066337
http://bit.
ly/25xOEE4
>>692066337
that's not you
>>692066664
i'm gonna need a close up of those keychains boy.
Sorry for the shit quality /b/
>>692067021
wrongo buddy
>>692067592
5
>>692067650
8
>>692067592
Meaning you just shit
Come at me.
hello
I'm drunk as shit. Sup fagets
>>692067669
Stop talking to yourself pal
>>692067820
Of course, where do you think the picture was taken my dude?
>>692067973
wow, guess I should be flattered you saved one of my pics. Hope you enjoy fapping to it, be my fucking guest
>>692067933
i would
>>692067933
God damn, you look insanely familiar.
>>692068024
That's hot show your ass
M'lady
>>692067933
>>692067904
Hi diaper boy
>>692067973
you're not the boss of me
>>692068261
Where are you from, what's yo name, what's yo sign?
>>692068413
isis/911
>>692068261
looks like Kate Beckett from Castle.
>>692066337
6
>>692066481
8, super cute :)
>>692066664
8!
>>692067592
7
>>692067836
10, for the beard dude
>>692067904
5
>>692067933
Cute 8
>>692067973
8
>>692067989
Too old 4 me
>>692068413
7
>>692066967
But how? Her tits look natural. Is this the effects of hormones? If so why does she still have a pens? Is it just a fake dick and she's fucking with us?
>>692068413
Kek
crop your pics m'shitlord
>>692067933
is that you keira knightley?
>>692068584
Everyone says I look Arab with a beard.
>>692068614
Forget you I give that cat a solid 10/10.
>>692068693
Gotta hate phones and tablets
>>692068746
you look like a gay porn star, I mean that in a bad way
>>692068746
CROP YO PICS and whatever, ur cute
>>692068479
>>692067973
One of you needs to timestamp a quick pic
>>692068746
Now you look like a child suicide bomber.
What's in those boxes bro?
>>692068736
Ye. Sup bb
man above is completely faggot
drinks budlight
I'm on the left
>>692068514
Wisconsin.
>>692069145
oops wrong pic
>>692069019
bruh just trust me
>>692069254
>>692068614
You're cute too, and I like your kitteh
>>692068813
I know! She is purrfect, I got a camera for my birthday dumping pics now lol
>>692068940
9
>>692069254
This thread is just people posting their high school bullies. Why are you freaks keeping their pictures
>>692067592
cute hand on teh hip move faggot
>>692069399
I've worked out since 8th grade. Nearly 200lbs lol
>>692069312
No can do. Especially with the 4chan filenames, it's obvious you are impersonating that poor guy
I have a lot of confidence I just don't know about my looks.
>>692068727
tie bar way too low
#learn2dapper
>>692069375
I'm mean yeah the cat is great but you're not exactly unattractive. As a pair I'd say 20/20.
That cat knows wassup.
>>692067933
betting youre fat as shit
>>692069033
They're just empty bottles. I work in a nutraceutical warehouse.
>>692068940
I always tell people something similar to that.
>>692069653
fight me
>>692068940
you look like you suck dick bi-weekly
>>692068727
Thx bb
>>692069796
keke
>>692069955
Empty bottles filled with what? RDX? Binary?
I fucking calling the FBI. We got a terrorist here guise.
>all you fucking normies
>>692069995
Shame, was hoping you were actually him
>>692070144
Any time
>>692070221
you the man from hatred right?
>>692069893
Nope.
My turn! I'm betting your father is repulsed by you.
>>692070221
>so much hair grease you can lube a 454
>>692070375
I doubt that guy would like my scratchy mustache rubbing up on his dick.
>>692070395
i am hatred
>>692070435
kekkles of the highest tier, good on ya m8
>>692069325
Fuckboi/10
>>692069174
I've been to a truck stop in Wisconsin. Got some sick bumper stickers.
>>692070665
shit nigga.
Don't come pound my ass
so do you drink whiskey or vodka my edgylord
>>692070409
Nah that niggas dead
Still pretty sure youre fat as shit or you'd post more than just face like fat bitches would do.
>>692070541
No, this is you guys glory-holing me.
>>692070900
Says the fat neckbeard. Tits and timestamp and I'll prove I'm not a fatty.
>>692070757
That's pretty dope mang. There are some cool ass truck stops in WI. Just avoid the trucker shower area.
My fucking god those guys are horny. Watch your ass around truckers.
Me at work.
>>692070898
nah im actually a hermit hipster piece of shit. i've grown out the long hair to not look like a fat neckbeard faggot.
>>692071220
No doubt. I've travelled far enough by car to know. Also, I'm the same chick you responded to.
>>692069809
Thank you anon :)
>>692069787
7
>>692069342
Thank you!!
>>692071220
You ever been raped in a shower?
>>692071221
>bouncer at the pulse
God damn son. That must have been a ruff nite. Did you get shot? I'm not talking about lead.
>>692071221
Love the hair
Very Clockwork Orange
Gang gang niqqa who tf up
>>692071133
>>692070957
>mcncheetos
Triggered.
How does that taste? My inner degenerate is curious.
>>692069325
These kids look gay af
>>692071651
Ha ha.
>>692071677
Dye's fading, gonna have to either bleach it or redye it soon.
>>692071751
Are you in love?
>>692067836
Simon?!
>>692069787
Gayface/10
>>692067158
[spoiler]really?[/spoiler]
>>692071838
No. I need written consent with your face, you dumb fat fuckstain
>>692071838
>being this much of a tough guy
>on an anime image board
i bet you love the top 40 too
>>692066337
Here's some judgement, you look like a douchebag! Fuck you!
>>692072224
You realize this make absolutely no fucking sense
>Written consent with a face
>Fat Fuckstain - Skinny guy
I look like a better version of jack Garrett. What a classic tosser he is.
>>692068940
Tryhard faggot spotted. Unless you have a really chill personality I would legit spit on you.
>>692072207
i can't properly rate you without knowing the quality of your keychain collection, you magnificent faggot.
>>692071133
Asked
>>692071838
Delivered
??? Where ya at???
>>692069325
eat more
>>692072492
Ok. I'll make it simple.
Write down date and time on piece of paper. Hold it up while you take a photo of your body and face. Submit photo.
>>692070957
you think you need the calories?
>>692071520
Lol. That's funny. What you drinking? If it's rum we gotta hang out at the nearest truck stop.
>>692073178
don't bodyshame /b/
>>692072179
Simon? That's a name for ferrets. My name starts with D.
>>692073061
Oh so not tits with a time stamp which is 100% legit via snap chat like you originally asked?
Yeah youre a fat dumb cunt until proven otherwise.
>>692071908
The macaroni was very dry. I'm guessing they had it under a heat lamp for a while before I bought them. I'd give them a 4/10
>>692072803
trying brah
>>692073178
Somean, and not even you
>>692072207
Dude. I know you want it to be but this isn't 420chan. If it was I would post this gif.
>>692066337
Fat neck-beard reporting
>>692066337
untanned jersey shore
>>692073820
let me see your keychain.
>>692073441
Sorry kiddo, don't fuck with snap chat. If any anon can tell me his response is legit I'll deliver. Also, let's see your face you fucking cunt.
r8 me scrubs
>>692073952
u wot
>>692073985
dude/10
>>692073644
>>692073729
>>692073887
Dude. Take a minute and read this. You will have a better appreciation for snails/slugs.
>>692073985
>i hide behind my hair
>>692074089
(;-;)
>>692073178
I'm not a female so I don't care about how many calories i consume.
>>692073966
I'll show you after I get to see your fat belly
Judge me fags
>>692074096
>i didn't write that
>>692073887
>>692073729
>>692073644
>>692074093
the only other time i've seen this was about a year ago where some freak was taking requests with his african slugs.
>>692070957
Are those good?
>>692071751
Please no
>>692073178
8.5
>>692074074
show me your keychain you fucking slut
>>692074343
Worth trying once but I'd never buy them again
>>692074309
I'm gonna dump a few snail/slug related material.
>>692074308
underageb& nephew to this bean nigger/10
>>692074213
Nah, you got my face. I need yours to proceed
>>692074308
You're moderately attractive (6.5) and look like an ultra mexican douchebag
>>692071751
>bi-hair sexual
>>692074469
I didn't even want to try them. I'm a sucker for those chicken rings, though. They should bring the crown nuggets back...
>>692074511
by all means
>>692074605
please see
>>692071133
Thanks for playing
>>692071751
brandon is that you buddy?
>>692074785
>They should bring the crown nuggets back...
never had them
>>692074308
Another one
>>692073820
me too, anon. me too.
>>692074918
Thanks breh. But I'm not fucked up. I post normal snails/slugs.
>>692075088
>>692074963
I guess it has been a while, they discontinued them my 7th grade year? I just graduated
>>692075035
let's have a look at your keychain then?
>>692075197
>>692071751
your heroin habit disappoints your mother/10
you need shotgun mouthwash to rinse away the 90's quality cringe
>>692073250
CuTE
>>692075035
I almost think we where separated a birth.
Feelsbadman
>>692075316
>keychain
excuse me? is there some sexual innuendo im not understanding or do you want to see my literal keys?
>>692075422
What's cute? I don't understand this cute reference.
>>692075381
Savage
>>692075035
you look like the guy at the yu-gi-oh tournament at the mall who keeps losing to 9 year olds.
>>692075586
we do look similar. start a bad with me and we could be the modern day fat-bois
>>692075088
NN slugs are just snails friend
continue
>>692074942
K. Show face and time stamp dumb cunt
>>692075635
That mafk asked me the same thing, no idea man.
>>692075653
your face
>>692073966
>2016 attractive girl that doesn't snapchat?
Wut?
>>692075635
literal keys dude. why is everyone acting so weird over me asking to see their keychains?
>>692074308
>>692075013
you look like you'd get a full-cavity search at the border... and they'd find what they were looking for.
>>692076053
Kek, I've never been called cute before.
Thanks.
>>692075797
toppest of the lels
>>692076055
Don't believe the hype.
>>692075890
Make up and Magic Cards?
Nice suck in and lean back too lolz
Better than I expected though
>>692075813
We could become Neckbeard and Garfunkel or goyim and the shills, it would be tricky though, witch one of use gets to be neckbeard?
>>692076559
You were here last night, eh? 7
>>692076559
age? timestamp?
>>692076363
>suck in
>lean back
wouldn't one contradict the other? Show your face dickbag.
>>692076740
Cute!!! 10
>>692076055
To me, chicks that DON'T use snapchat/new age futuristic means of visual interaction are by default no less than a 6/10.
Fucking skanks posting 50 thousand times a day with retarded pics of them doing everyday shit with emogee(?) images. Fucking bullshit. God take me back to 1994.
>>692076559
>that hat
>>692076559
8/10
10 if you shaved that peach fuzz
>>692076765
Nah they don't conflict at all you dumb cunt
>>692076145
???oookay
>>692076416
i can't grow much of a neckbeard. genes and other shit.
>>692076740
>cinemark
where are you going in life, son?
>>692077111
dont you own facebook or something? why are you here?
sup fgts
>>692077111
Nice dubtrips
0/10 on basis of douchebagary alone.
I'd kick your Twinkie ass in magic too.
>>692077111
trips confirmed
>>692076740
european? also, plz post pic in a regular tshirt
>>692077111
nice trips
>>692077111
Are you >>692076559?
>>692069614
why are your feet so small/10
>>692077413
oh sick burn..
>>692070221
joel?
>>692073985
grimmie/10
>>692077003
sure, but youre a cave dweller and must only know of snapchat from /b/ instead of actually having friends and doing things with them in life.
>>692077578
man.. i fucking wish.
i do like skrelitmans though
>>692077501
Nah, Fuck Maui Wave Riders.
>>692077283
that is some of the saddest facial hair i've ever seen. irl or over the internets, that is one sad bush.
>>692077766
yes this is good
you have such a striking resemblance to him
>>692077150
short, not too girthy 8/10
you're not too bad looking yourself if you don't mind me saying.
>>692076765
You mad now?
You even laughed at my tie bar comment earlier
absolute faggots and dumb sluts.
>>692077685
Hey. Did you know people ACTUALLY interacted IN PERSON before all this snapchat/facebook bullshit.
I bet you text your friends, when they're right next to you. Seems like "kids" today are afraid to physically communicate so they use their cellular telephones.
this is like the only snapchat photo i have
Threads like this remind me of how far 4skin has gone down the normie rabbit hole.
Next stop live facebook/whatever status updates.
>>692077507
half natty angles
>>692078391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcKAHcb77Zk
>>692078383
>Says the guy on 4chan
Yeah nigger I interact with them in person all the time. Then we send each other funny shit with other friends were also hanging out with in real life.
Don't be mad because you have no one to spend your time with ever. There's always suicide mate..
>>692077917
ok heres another one for you
>>692078617
They still have Fur and Trap threads for you
>>692071838
you look malnourished
>>692078101
.....k
>>692079090
8/10
>>692079034
>says all these words
>yet still here
looks like your 3500 facebook friends didnt message you in the last 3.2 secs. so you posted here.
>>692078544
>that filename
you look like if the sailor scouts had followed charles manson instead of a talking cat.
>>692079090
Cute, how old?
>>692079177
Dude. Trannies aren't gay. They are chicks. Traps are faggots who dress in skirts. Fuck traps.
I want that real feminine cock.
>>692079560
Aww come on you can shit talk better than that
Go ahead and try again I'll forget this failed attempt
I know the lightings terrible, but I'm starting to think that works in my favor
So you know, r8/h8
>>692078544
what shade of hair dye is that, patriarchy or wage gap.
>>692079728
21, m or f?
>>692079766
See you still have a home here
>>692079090
>>692079778
>tfw he leave you hanging
>>692079779
Sup bb. You in NJ? Femanon btw
>>692079832
Fucking lol
>>692079779
>tfw your scenes got cut out of twilight: breaking dawn
>>692079925
No shit Sherlock. I want that mad tranny penis. Not male penis. Female penis, I'm all aboutt that shit.
>>692079832
I think you might have something wrong with your brain. Why are you trying to be all cyberbully on me. Do you really think anyone cares about you. You talk to people like they are trash. Why would you want to come off like that. Does it make you feel tough? Are you trying to make up for having a small smelly dick? You need to see a shrink. Have fun going through life wondering why people don't like you. I'll give you a hint though, you try to make others feel like shit. But you have failed on me. I know what you are. See, the thing is, I'm a nice guy. You on the other hand can't control your stupidity. You really don't even realize that you are a jerk ,do you? When your older maybe you can look back on times like this and see that you where unnecessarily rude to people you don't know. Right now you think you are being cleaver and it is just a fun time. Keep treating people like you do and see where you end up. You can not compete with my intellect so I warn you to give up before you embarrass yourself further..
>>692079946
too lazy to shave, fuck off
>>692080031
>>692079832
woah lol u got me!
surprisingly neither as i dont care for anything that has to do with feminism, socialism, or really anything political
>>692079603
holy shit that is great lmao
ive been told i look like sailor mercury so this works
>>692080153
Go to Thailand or Argentina in the parks at night.
Loads of lady dick for you my friend
>>692079832
i was waiting for a comment like this lol
>>692079919
18, f, you wouldn't be interested
>>692080026
Maryland, used to live in NJ tho
Pic?
>>692080035
One guy says I looked like character from a Disney movie, or "that faggot from tangled" as he said
Say what you need to about me
>>692080548
you look happy
>>692080548
Alex, get the fuck off here
Judge me
>>692080207
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>692066337
Bruh you gonna post one of these every night?
>>692080548
"I hope no one can tell I don't actually need glasses"
7/10, but I'd totes hang with you
>>692080759
Who the fuck is Alex?
>>692080869
You
>>692080764
your file name explains it very well
>>692080548
how was the cheesecake?
>>692080511
well, theres only one way here for me to know this
>>692066337
you're the faggot with the leafs sweater, aren't you
>>692080857
Lol funny because I'm as blind as a bat and actually need them. Thanks though
>>692080548
All you need is a striped turban and you'd look like arab where's waldo.
>>692081073
I already posted in the thread hahah
>>692081054
Terrible it was lavender flavored.
Normie reporting in. Been a casual user for 3 years now
>>692066337
hey guys. Rate?
>>692080282
How the fuck do you not have any political interests
>>692079779
>>692079779
>>692081281
which one?
>>692081549
10/10
Wazzup
>>692080851
does it upset you?
>>692081827
Amish/out of 10
>>692081320
ew, sorry man. who would ruin a good cheesecake with lavender? the maniacs!
7/10 by the way
>>692081576
well i do, but just not any strong ones.
to be honest, there will never be that much of a change and i see good points on both the republican and democratic side.
though i am a bit more on the democratic side because of my own life experiences, i can definitely see validness in republican points.
i dislike it when people are extreme with political bullshit, i find it irritating at this point.
plus all of the good candidates fucked off in the very beginning so america is dead.
>>692080282
well that's nice to hear. that certainly softens your look to know you don't buy in to all that poison.
I'm just a pretty stupid guy, with a pretty stupid face who makes pretty stupid music. pretty stupid, really.
https://soundcloud.com/whooutsmartswhom
>>692081827
nigga, is that a charlie-from-starkist-tuna hat? where the fuck did you even find that? does your dad get a deal 'cause he works at the grocery store? was the thrift store out of bumblebee tuna hats? what are you doing? what the fuck is going on?
>>692082293
failed youtuber/10
I know no one cares for my opinions but I just have to interject. The whole point of this board is for RANDOM ANONYMOUS discussion. Go to fucking /soc/ for validation over the internet. The fact that no one has said anything about this board shows the state its in. Okay normies, continue.
>>692082475
this is what i was looking for
>>692082393
You look pretty cute, but I bet you have abso-fucking-lutely no personality.
>>692081614
Lol I can't find many more pictures this was before I got my braces off a few months ago
Rate?
>>692082651
Oh nice, you enjoy giving bjs more now that you're not cutting all those cocks to shreds?
