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Lets have some fun b. 8 9 or 0 decides
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just getting ready to KILL SOME FUCKING CHINKS, nothing special :p
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>>692065451
roll
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bump, i won now do it
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>>692065451
>>692065518
Win right off the bat.
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>>692065518
Wew

Promising thread
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>>692065167
I'm about to touch myself in a tender, loving yet a agressive way.
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>>692065518
alright this is gonna be fun
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>>692065518
1 2 or 3
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People say I'm racist just because I point out how stupid niggers are, but that's just stating a fact and not racism
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3
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Cuz I'm A FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>692065981
Because I'm just doing what some anon on 4chan is telling me to do. I'm also showing them your responses cause I like dicks.
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>>692066165
Roll.
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>>692065981
please fuck me
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I don't fucking know why, why do you insist on talking to me this late you slut???? God admit i should have just fucking killed myself yesterday!
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>>692066165
roll
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>>692066242
you cunt i almost had a double win with this post
>>692066271
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>>692066242
Wewwwww jig is up
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>>692066271
sent. gonna screenshot at response cus upload speed is god awful.
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>>692066485
Faggot. Nigger going to pick and choose don't bother with rolling.
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>>692066485
ya that is some pretty faggot shit op
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>>692066597
if i said that then there wont be any fun becuse the jig would be up autist
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>>692066242
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>>692066762
Then what the fuck is the point of rolling if your going to be a faggot?
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>>692066888
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>>692066768
>>692066762
both of you neckyourself
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got unmatched kek.
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>>692065167
Op is a lying bitch. Abandon thread.
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God you know whats weird? The other night i had a dream where i went on a date with a girl that looked exactly like you! And then after the date i brutally fucking murdered her and then raped her lifeless body.
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Different guy, same concept. First reply in the 20s decideds how i apologize. Make it good cause at this point i give zero fucks.
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>>692067231
Roll
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lets try this bitch. shes fat and ugly
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>>692067235
Send voicemail saying "Kill yourself you autist"
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>>692067235
no one fucking cares about your post op
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>>692067231
THIS
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>>692067357
How about you make me dinner and I make it so you can't shit right for a week?
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>>692067231
Rolling for this op is a pussy and wont do it
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>>692067235
I would walk through glass, I would breath in the darts and shits of a hundred obese Americans, I would bathe in a pool of pigs blood...for a copy of fallout 4, cause that games the shit.
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>>692067487
kek
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>>692067235
Bitch if you was bleach and I was hair I wouldnt die for you
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>>692067421
Boom. that was quick.
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>>692067487
sent
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>>692067235
Give us her number
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>>692067783
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Send nudes please I'm sorry
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>>692067783
Damn. Someone who actually follows through with the rolls. Unlike op.
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>>692067984
Get
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>>692068026
this is op you mongrel
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>>692067938
I think I'm in love with you
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>>692068109
And your still a faggot.
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>>692067984
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Make sure you don't have those mosquito bite nipples though
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Pee in my bum. Then put your finger in it like a worm. Floppy floppy.
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>>692068485
Got it again
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>>692068279
Can I milk you? You have the same proportions as the cow on my farm and I was really confused when I saw you at first
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>>692068485
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>>692068663
dubs
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>>692068754
Send her this
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>>692068754
42dd? Fo real? The cow I milk on my dads farm has the same size udders. Actually, your entire body reminds me of that sexy hambeast
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>>692068963
Reroll
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>>692068754
I can be the judge of that
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>>692068754
The burden of proofs is upon you
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>>692069063
Roll.
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>>692068094
I met this artist. https://news.unt.edu/news-releases/unt-presents-first-major-survey-exhibition-daniel-bozhkov

He is a nice guy
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Can I stick my ass in your face?
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>>692069133
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>>692069133
Checked!
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say "i will burn a mormon church"
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>>692069315
Send nudes now
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>>692069315
Dayumn girl! Your whale blubber could feed me until I reach 40 years old
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May I lick your ass?
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>>692069333
You wasted trips you stupid nigger. Send her a picture of a cock from a race that you are not. For instance if you are white send a black one. Also say it is yours
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>>692069545
Rawl
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>>692069582
Got it
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>>692069582
gonna wait till response. not yet.
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May I eat your pinyata?
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>>692069582
It's not like I knew, you sand nigger!
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Big floppy testicals waiting for your mouth. Where do you live
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>>692067938
I'm sorry. I have tourettes. Anyways you wouldn't be willing to maybe hang later sometime would you?
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>>692069739
also u cant send pics on tinder
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May I eat your eyeballs?
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Bump
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hey /b/ can you gift me Serius Sam 3:BFE GOLD its 4,99 on steam or just Serius Same 3:BFE its' 3.99 pls i'm begging you.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Roots_Rock_Reggae/
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>>692070418
How serious is he ?
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>>692070418
please brutally kill yourself
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>>692070563
really serius dude, he has a cannon ball
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unmatched again. theres another bitch. lilit. lots of back and forth convo. i think shell respond. gonna start with "really horny tonight". dubs decides
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>>692070823
Tell her "I'm not gay"
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>>692070823
Here's what I'm talking about sweetheart. You, me, a recently expired jar of Hellmans Mayonnaise, and talk radio turned all the way up in my 97 Buick la sabre like it'll be a real classy affair.
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>>692070823
Reply with "Do you have a dick?"
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>>692070616
only if you gift me that game, maybe i stream
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>>692070823
Ask her musical taste and then complete shit on it
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>>692070823
What's your most dirty and kinky fetish ?
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>>692071741
Rollin
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>>692070823
You look a little jewish, Im going to need to put you in the shower
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>>692071821
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>>692071988
>>692071990
Goddamn it OP, I had this shit on lock and you jumped the fucking gun you aspie
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I love to stick 3 fingers in my ass and you?
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>>692072138
fuck lol. my bad. tell u what. when i can use that again in context ill send it. gonna wait for her to respond for now though
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>>692072271
Roll
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>>692072271
rolling
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>>692072271
Rolling
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How about some DIIICCCKK
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I wanna be your cuck.
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>>692072751
reroll
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>>692071990
How many grapefruits can you fit in your mouth?
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>>692072751
rerollin
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Ever hear of shit swapping? Helps gut bacteria. I'd be down...
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>>692065981
>why?
Top zozzle
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Can you handle the girth?
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I work for Al qaeda and our next target is some place in LA, be ready.
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i like squatting over a mirror and fingering my ass
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>>692073334
Roll
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>>692072968

rolll
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>>692073334
Bumping for this
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>>692071990
Mine is that I like licking feet
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>>692073334
This
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>>692073596
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i hate niggers

Cum.
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>>692073334
Dubs
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>>692073596
Normie
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>>692073334
Fucking this
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Finger me till you ginger me i wanna have niggers like my asshole
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>>692072968

reroll
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I wish we still had slavery. It would be fun to cheat on my white wife with you.
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I love getting rimmed while I jerk
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>>692073334
Rolling 4 dis
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I'm into balloons
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I like turtles
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>>692073334
This one
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I dunno if you ever heard of it but I'm into zozzling
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>>692073334
lol
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can i sink my dink into your ass and make it stink?
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>>692074422
Wanrir
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>>692074422
checkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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>>692074422
faggot
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I like being choked out with my own belt while I've a MLP poop plug in each nostril
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>>692074422
fucking bullshit
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Not OP here

>got matched with a girl who wants me to tell her a joke
>have no jokes off the top of my head
Help me with a real joke guys
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>>692074422
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>>692075032
kys
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i like assholes
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Fuck?
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>>692075032
the one i posted in the pic above. OP here. dark humor is alot like food. some people just dont get it,.
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>>692075032
A Muslim walks into a gaybar and says shots for everyone
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>>692075179
My grandma just sent me this, shes so funny! XD
Wanna rape her? :D
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>>692075032
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
The second cannibal turns to the first one and says, "hey, does this taste funny to you?"
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>>692075179
Do you have a turtle?
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>>692075032
one, two, three, four. how many niggers are in my store? I know they're stealing.
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horny af rn wanna eat my ass like i use to eat my grandmas pies
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>>692075032
Why did the rooster cross the road?
It was the chickens day off
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I'm hungry for some ass you bitch asl?
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>>692075533
Dubbadubs
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nigger are gay.
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what's the hardest part of being a pedophile?

fitting in
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>>692075421
rerolling
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>>692075944
roll
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nigger
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>>692075421
re
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>>692075944
rool
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>>692075944
Rollerino
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Laura, it sucks being a pedophille.. always coming in a little behind..
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>>692076526
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>>692076526
Rollin for this guy
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>>692076526
pls this
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>>692076546
Rolllll
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>>692076526
Rerolls roycing
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>>692076526
0 get
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>>692076526
reroll
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>>692076526
rol;
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>>692075421
gotta roll again
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>>692076810
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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>>692076526


R
O
L
L
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>>692076810
finally
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op here. not sending shit till i get a response from someone you faggots. stop rolling before we 404
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>>692076526
Rawll
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>>692076847
Neeeeewwwwww

>>692076810
gj fam
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>>692076810
anon got it
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Do you know how to switch the age on tinder to 8-10?
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>>692076810
>>692076526
sending this to the first person to respond.
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>>692076810
winrir
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>>692076973
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>>692076810
OP deliver
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>>692077319
can u not read retard. im sending it to the first person that responds
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>>692076003
Now that's what I call Hulkamania...running wild... XD
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>>692069014
omfg
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>>692077263
SEND IT.fuck your game.
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REAL OP FINALLY BACK. got a response from lil.
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>>692069014
Fucking kek
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>>692077755

why is this bitch even on tinder?

why did she even match with you?
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cum on me
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>>692077647
Step 1: Go to the nearest bridge
Step 2: Jump off
Step 3: Die
Step 4: Eternal Darkness because there isn't a god
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What's that? nipple on pussy?
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>>692077755
btw she has a boyfriend.
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>>692077755

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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can u ur boyfriend and i do a three some as long as his dick is smaller
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Tell her anal creampies are an art form.
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>>692078138
roll
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>>692078138
pop
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Mine is rekt
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>>692078016
Rolling for this nigger
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>>692078138
Roll because apparently op didn't see the win earlier...
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Why is it that niggers assume they were the only victims of slavery? Did they forget the Irish?
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>>692078288
Reroll
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>>692078138
olol
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>>692078138
Rrrrrroll
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>>692078368
Roll
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>>692078138
Rollin
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>>692078138
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>>692078138
Roooolll
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>>692078016
Rollerino
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>>692078355
Nice dubs mate
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Can I suck your dick? Please. I promise I won't swallow.
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top
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>>692078138
Fuck the 2, it's pretty clear everyone wants this.
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>>692078602
first to get 2
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>>692078602
Winrar
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>>692078602
Winrar>>692078632
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>>692078138
Check this deuce. I borrowed it from my uncle.
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>>692078602
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I want to fuck my dad
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cum on me daddy
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>>692078824
most retarded fucking win of all time. what does that even mean. so many fucking retards on this board.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>692078883
This
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>>692078138
Roll because OP is a ginormous fag
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my dad might have a huge cock but i have guns
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>>692078824
My fetish is watching women squirm as I smother them with a pillow and then raping the corpse.
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I use to do gay for pay.
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>>692078138
Rolling for 0
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>>692079000
winrar
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>>692078974
Rolllll
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>>692079000
ayy
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>>692079060
WINRAR
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>>692079000
op
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If you un match me I will track your IP address and find you. Let's not turn this rape to a murder
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>>692079000
BOOM!!
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>>692079000
trips too
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>>692079000
Finally! And nice trips by the way
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>>692079134
Am retarded
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>>692079000
Oh the winrar, the trips, and calls OP a fag just to sweeten the deal. Good job anon.
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>>692079187
Thats a good one too
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>>692079317
Autistic pedophilic retard
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WHAT THE FUCK KINDA NAME IS LILIT YOU STUPID CUNT.
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>>692079000
yes i am a fag
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>>692079000
True winrar
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>>692079531
that legitimently worked with what she said kek
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>>692079531
Nice job I approve
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>>692079187
Rolling for whatever we need for this next one
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>>692079531
dubs next retards
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