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So what does /b/ keep beside their bed?
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>>692064226
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>pump action
Bad choice m8
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>>692064394
Also
>2 inch blade
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>>692064226
>Pump action
Great for defence, Right?
Fucking gun newfag
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>>692064226
Bowl of shit for lube
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>>692064226
A baseball bat. Louisville Slugger to be exact.
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>>692064226
Nice 10$ knife, Great to stop anything under the age of 6 from breaking into your house.
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>>692064338
awwww
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>>692064394
>>692064487
That sound man. +1 for intimidation factor.
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>>692064487

how do people like you breathe
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Dildos and weed
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>>692064226
paranoia is one hell of a state-induced outlook
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>>692064394
Better than no gun.

>>692064226
>kershaw cryo
>watch
>alarm clock
>neodymium magnets
>sticks of wax
>lucky bamboo
are what inhabit my bedside table
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>>692064226
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>>692064575

>Not knowing Spyderco
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>>692064226
Well since I dont live in a 3th world country I only keep a glass of water beside my bed.
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>>692064394
>>pump action
>Bad choice

How is a pump action bad for close quarter home defense?
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shitty yet razor sharp samurai sword, mora knife that I also use for shaving sometimes.
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My phone, 3DS. If I need to take care of an intruder, I'll bank on my raw fighting ability. Not saying it's good, but fuck if I'm going down without a fight.
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>>692064226
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>>692064226
A lamp, clock and a coaster you fucking weirdo.

Nice walls lol
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>>692065018
A 12 gage pump with turkey shot is about the perfect home defense weapon. These idiots play too much Call of Duty.
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>>692064226
usually my phone and a fan on my bedside table
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A 357 magnum and a tomahawk
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>>692064981
>3th
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>>692064226
a fully jacked 8mm....u don't want to mess with me mothafucka
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>>692064226
dust your baseboards, damn
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>>692064226
>cheap chinese shit
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>>692064783

I dunno, his place looks pretty sweet. I bet he has people breaking in on the regular to take his awesome shit.
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You can never go wrong with a sig
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>>692064226
Lotion and tissues
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>>692066316
decent, but overrated.
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>>692064226
>standard bug gear.
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Kimber Ultra CDP II
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>>692064226
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My desk
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>>692064226
Nothing. I don't live in constant fear of being in danger

>spend a third of what you spent for those two toys on a decent lock instead
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>>692066684
SO CUTE
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Plus two magazines and a large machete like thing I got from a guy in Brazil.

>no pics I'm at college
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>>692064226
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>>692066684
i bet that fits nicely in your purse.
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>>692064711
That's not how it works at all.

+1 "I've just alerted you to my position and let you know you need to shoot first to survive"
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>>692064226
Where the fuck do you live that you have to sleep with both a shotgun and knife? You aren't even female.
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>>692067213
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These also tend to be nearby
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>>692066963
>parinoia

Nigga, people like guns. Even if that's the sole reason OP has it at least he stands a chance against some dindu or cokehead that means him harm.
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>>692067350
>>692064711
>>692064487
>>692064394
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>>692067517
I really wish to have one like these again. These are with me all the time, even in this moment
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>>692067529
If he has them because he likes them, one would hope he would have them in either a safe or on display on a wall, not next to his bed. OP is implying its for protection
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>>692064226
ZOMG NONE!!!1
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My 1911 and my mossberg 500 usually
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>>692067204
>doubt.jpg
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>>692067204
Similar to this one. But mine is about 45cm.

>>692068493
That's the idea.
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>>692068251
How's that Ruger treating you? Considering picking up one
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Retro Colt comando
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I sleep next to a dog. It barks at people walking by so I think that It'll be ok at waking me up to an intruder. I know where my knife, axe, and gun are but the odds of me actually using them in a home-invasion situation are slim to none (honestly just screaming bloody murder will probably get your point across if you live in an apartment)
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>>692065084
best one yet
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>>692064226
I got a fan, my phone, and a glass of water. Sometimes my jizz sock if I forget to toss it back under the bed.
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A bunch of stupid shit.

-AR-15, 40cal, 9mm, .22 rifle in closet close (AR would be the fastest to get)
-1 real and 3 synthetic longswords (part of. HEMA longsword group)
-a kukri
-some other random knives
-a 10 lb. kettlebell I use for my shoulder injury
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I'm actually halfway decent too
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>>692068254
45cm? wow...what a gun.
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>>692064492
Bowl of lube for shitter
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>>692064981
>3th

Illiteracy is the 1th problems in the 3th world.
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>>692065084
>looks at the hand
Jesus fuck man, try to take a pic that DOESN'T invoke fat-kid-katana
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my big ass dog
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>>692067204
>FN57
> overpenetration
Holy shit, dude!
I hope you don't have family in the house, or neighbors, or a town nearby.

The 5.7mm ammo I've seen all runs 2,700 feet per second.
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>>692070344
I'm 6'7 and have massive hands, sorry that makes you feel bad little man, must suck being a manlet! Look how my monster grip completely envelops the grip of my knife, I have beastly meaty man hands, you have faggot sissy boy hands
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>>692070814

Are those Broncos shorts?
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>>692065195
Turkey shot why the fuck turkey shot? I got 00 buck shot in mine???
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>>692064226
'Murica! FUCK YEAH!
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>>692069244
what is that?
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>>692071549
no they are just the colors. theres no logo on them at all
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Bunch of small shit , not much tbh
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>>692067873
but if you like it why wouldn't you keep it next to your bed?
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>>692067350
I didn't know home invaders operated by sonar.
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>>692071629
over penetration can be a problem in apartment complexes or in suburbs
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>>692068251
mine is a 1911 goverment it has an added cooler and 3 clips pretty nice also heavy I oil it once a month.
everyone thinks I sold it
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>>692068724
Very long break in period. Youll probably want the feed ramp polished. Of the 5 ive personally dealt with, 2 had reliability issues out of box. Both solved 100% by polishing the feed ramp.

They are reliable and sturdy otherwise and a good middle spot otherwise. Some people thing they are too basic because Ruger made 0 attempts to innovate. Which is exactly what I wanted. 100% tried and true, take what works best and keep doing it that way.
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>>692071905

Bitches don't know 'bout my bucket of freedom.
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>>692073058
So? What if it penetrates through the wall and kills the fucking annoying neighbour in their sleep? Then it isn't a problem
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>>692072965
I didnt know home inaders were deaf
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Nothing but my broken dreams and pictures of what could have been
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>>692064226
I have a TOPS ranger's edge, a 9mm handgun and a lamp.
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>>692073451
you will go to jail for murder if you kill a neighbor in a home defensive situation
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>>692072965
Dude, that´s the retarded statement I had ever read fucking anywhere.

Not even good as bait, become an hero.
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>>692064866
>XL
Lose some weight. Diaper thing is fine I guess.
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>>692066486
Is that a Cobalt Kinetics AR?
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>>692070901
The magazines are not in the gun, safety first. Also hollow-point.
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SR40c with 180gr HST
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>>692073380
They're called magazines you tumbling tumbling dickweed
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The top one is a light easy to swing machete I've had since I was very young, the next one is a shorter blade have blade that swings more like a hatchet and would be easiest to take off limbs with, the next is a lot like the machete but one side is a normal blade and the other is large and serrated, there is also an always razor sharp pocket knife, and a bag of varying crystals. The blades are all hidden in different points in my room with at least one always easy to reach. I also have some incense, a blowgun with darts, and some tarot cards.
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>>692064226
.40S&W, AK-47 and a very sharp machete.
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>>692064979
looks like a counterfeit "fake"
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>>692075248
>those machetes
Mallninja/10
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>>692064226
a glass of water
an alarm clock
a lamp
a box of klennex
and a gurkha kiri knife
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>>692064979
Yeah that other anon is def correct. That's not a real spyderco. You got niggered, nigger.
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SD40VE with one mag Hornady Critical Duty and one mag of Ruger ARX
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>not a hopper fed firearm

casuals, all of you
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Handgun in nightstand, rifle by the bedroom door
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>>692064226
My cat, yeah.
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>>692075934
and of course it posts my fucking picture upside down. god fucking dammit
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Rambo style
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>>692066963
so you're the type of guy who doesn't wear seat belts?
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A 1911 loaded 10+1 with 230gr Gold Dots, my glasses, and a flashlight.
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>>692075804
They were all gifts which is why I keep them close. I've been rather low on funds for must of my life so I could never really afford a nice blade for myself. Hell I couldn't even afford my PS3, it was a gift from a free years ago and I'll probably finally did a PS4 once they make the PS5.
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>>692064226
Looks like you live in a pretty shitty place, what in the hell do you think you're defending?
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a clock and my phone charger. i dont need a weapon, i live in a minority free area
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>>692073451
Edgy
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>>692076774
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>>692064226
This banger here,and I even have a cock holster for it... I named it 'Your Mom...'
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I have this by my bedside
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>>692064226
Well someone's self conscious about their penis size
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>>692075176
well it is a 38 auto super goverment with cooler and 3 magazines, pretty powerful stuff the recoil is amazing.
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>>692064394
Pump action a bad choice? What are you fucking Sub-Zero?
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>>692064226
saw off that shit bro or tell a redneck that knows his stuff to do it for you.
But I think it is illegal do
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A noose.
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>>692064226
An aluminum baseball bat that I sprayed gold.
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>>692077557
He is probably bait pump action is the best if oiled and sawed off trust me it doesn`t fail.
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>>692077409
>>692076911
>>692066963
>>692065152
>>692064981
>>692064783
>>692064487
>>692064394

Cucks. Voting for Shilldawg I presume?
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>>692077730
Shit do you play battlefield hardline too ?
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>>692072324
>Zootopia
My nigga
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>>692077865
Oh and I bet your voting for berniecuck
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>>692077402
best gun in the whole thread
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>>692078131
in pooper or it didn't happen
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>>692064226

That's retarded. Only people that just bought their first gun use a shotgun for home defense. I keep a Glock 19 with extended mag, (9mm) I also have a light/laser combo on it from streamlight.

I can see in the dark, aim one handed in close quarters if necessary, (where your draw is close to your chest and potentially one handed), and the pistol is short enough to do close quarters combat and room clearing. It can do more rounds on target in less time, and has a vastly higher ammo capacity but is as lethal as a .45 according to government studies. I have 31 rounds ready of Hornady defense +p.

For a knife, who cares but I have a Cold Steal Spartan for outside, then a Boker Plus for inside, fun knives but generally useless in a fight. https://www.amazon.com/01BO734-Trapper-Folding-Cocobolo-Handle/dp/B010IH57ES/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1467175972&sr=8-2&keywords=boker+plus

If you think it's autism to dislike shotguns for home defense, you count how fast you can use and aim it, when moving around at a range, then unload it and practice room clearing exercises with it. Now try it with a pistol. It's a massive difference.

If you think an invader will be intimidated think again, most criminals these days do not run away. We have more black and Hispanic crime than ever and they are hardened criminals, a good number of which have already been shot at. Resisting doesn't mean shit to them. Be prepared to win. Only performance matters.
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>>692077759
Sawing off the stock of a shotgun is only good if your going to hit a lick on someone or sift em other than that no, only scummy wanna be's saw off a beauty like that.
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>>692072965
Thanks for the laugh anon, some of these libtards just don't understand how real situations do.
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>>692064226

Stock photo, because I don't have a picture of it on hand and taking one would probably wake up my girlfriend, she also has a nagant revolver on her side.
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>>692076674
>flashlight
Nobody else mentioned this, I have 6 within arms reach. A tomahawk, 12" old kershaw hunting knife, and a Kershaw cryo 2. One step towards my bedroom door, a variety of knives sent to me from friends and family that were stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan. Another step, two machetes, two axes. Next to the door, two more machetes, and a stubby hammer.

None of it is for self defense, but all of it could be.
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>>692078427

No weaponlight? Do you think this is a fucking game?
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>>692078520
Obvious bait but I agree better nigger/spic killing power is muy bueno.
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A flame thrower
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>>692078638

>I collect flashlights and blades

You're a walking meme
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>>692078638
just 360 tomahawk them 420 right in the head right? Then run up to them take that machete and claim your prize, then you buy a trophy frame and put it in your living room for future generations to admire your courage and 1337 skills.
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>>692078613
Post pics of unholstered nagant revolver or gtfo
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>>692078613
What are you gunna do? Open the fucking bat cave to get it just get it from where it is, no pics no gun cuck.
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>>692079303
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>>692067350
No its more like "oh fuck this"
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>>692078520
>shoot-from-the-hip beast mode engaged.
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>>692079559
kek
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>>692079072

It's obvious bait to suggest better close quarters weapons for home defense? Ones with lights and night sights? Is everyone on this board literally retarded? A Glock 19 with a light/laser is solid advice.

Half you guys are posting useless melee weapons or guns with 300 meter + engagement ranges but still no lights or night sights. Good luck with that.
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>>692078613
mini 30? of 14? That mag looks like a mini 30
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>>692079597
Well that wont do anything I'm already immune to 22's and 9mm's gunna start with 44's and 45's this week hopefully your 30' will stop me when I come for your gf's booty
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Shotgun? .45? Why not both?
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>>692079952
I was thinking the same thing because it closely resembles the m1 carbine
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>>692079559

Here.

>>692079952
Mini 14 w/ 20rd mag and a spare 20 in my drawer
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My Kershaw special agent and my KA-BAR
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>>692080109
Good luck waking up in the middle of the night, one handing that thing with those sausage fingers and hitting your target. God forbid if you need to shoot another round.
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>>692080236
Jesus Christ clean up your room for fucks sake have some decency you fucking caveman.
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>>692080544

Kek like two pairs of jeans on the floor is barbaric? Granted I probably should vacuum..
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>>692080109
I'll try my luck with a fucking hand canon that thing looks like it'll kill me before it kills the nigger trying to fuck my kids for breakfast.
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>>692078252

>voting Barney
>calls Hill "Shilldawg"

pick only one
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>>692079597
Nice.
>>692079964
A well-aimed .22 can do far more damage than a pray and spray .45
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>>692080495
Double action you shit bat
I one hand fire it regularly both left and right
You are clearly a weak wrist pussy
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>>692080109

Goddamn Sir Ham hocks, do you hide Kit Kats in the chamber when its not loaded?

Fuck that gun, so many better wheel guns out there.
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>>692080737
Good thing I'm not a pussy
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>>692080724
By my standards yes but then again I have a bit of OCD so suck a cuck.
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>>692080544
Fuck off autist
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Bitch, dab
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>>692080971
No. I sleep with a mouth full of chocolate icing every night though
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>>692079107
I collect hanko flashlights. I have one junk, no name tactical light. Every knife I mentioned was a gift.

>>692079195
Lol, yeah that's the idea
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>>692081025
No you are, your probably the kind of cunt that pulls out a gun when your about to fight you fat bitch. By the way that gun look like a fucken kids toy try better butch
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>>692065517
I can't stop laughing.
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>>692079001
weapon light?

no, i have an SBR , and an fn fnx 45 tactical both with laser/light combo

i can see well in the dark, better than most it seems...i prefer the dark, in my own home...i have a great advantage over someone who cant see as well as me, or even if they can, they are in unfamiliar settings, i have home court advantage, i know the layout and whats where...

fuck the weapon light in this setting
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>>692080897
No dude I've been shooting myself in various parts of my body over these past years and now I am immune to smaller caliber rounds but I have yet to reach the maximum tolerance of a 50. cal wish me luck cuck.
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>>692081203
So you have sweet dreams?
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>>692081324
I don't fight when I don't need to but the last fight I got in was me against two other guys. They left broken, I got in my jeep and drove my wife home, gun never left the holster. Go buy one, fire it, get back to me retard
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>>692081116
What if autistic people are the only ones that point out other autistic people?
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>>692080914
You're right you must have the strongest wrist in all the land you fat fuck. Hope no one breaks into our house in the middle of the night and steals your $50 Xbox 360 you fucking neckbeard.
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>>692081519
Make sure to live-stream your .50 test trial, I'd be interested to see your prowess in action.
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>>692081637
I was with you, but you're getting cringey m8
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>>692081130

Yur coot, less fug un maek banunuhs foahster!
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>>692081683
Then we wouldn't have a concept for retardation, because no one would exist to recognize it who was capable of propagating the knowledge to others,
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>>692081637
Yea you probably sat on them like a fucken snorlax you fat cunt kek, oh and wife hahahaha you mean free willy? hahahaha
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>>692078520
>be prepared to win
faggot
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>>692070997
6,7. Have fun hitting your head on doorframes?
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My shitty little Fender amp (Beverage holder)
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you fucks alive?
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>>692081711
I will deliver anon, once I reach that level that is.
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>>692081637
>they left broken
>drove my wife home
>jeep

When did this become a cringe thread?
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>>692067508
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE
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You really think so?
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>>692077158
That filename
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>>692081899
And the salt award goes to anon for being such a salty fuck.
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What kind of ghetto ass shithole do you have to live in order to be carrying weapons next to your bed?
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>>692082188
Yes
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>>692082419

Not a shit hole, just prepared.
I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
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>>692082469
he's not talking to anon
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>>692082588
Looks like a nice dildo.. hmmmm I might invest into this.
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>>692080236
Wtf why is your carpet made of wood filings? Are you a pet mouse?
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>>692081105
you are not ocd because you like things to be clean.
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Your mom
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>>692082830

Just a weird color. Kek, I knew someone was gunna say something about it.
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>>692081519
>various parts of my body
>smaller caliber rounds
Can you imagine this fucker shooting himself in the foot/leg with a bb gun to "prove" himself?
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>>692082675
But you don't need it just look at your fucken walls it looks like you piss on em who the fuck would want to come into your rat nest?
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>>692082970
Can you imagine someone typing out an ancient meme and newfags falling for it?
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>>692082970
>692082970
Started from the bottom now we're here!
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>>692082894
I like things orderly
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>>692066926
More pics of apartment please?
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>>692083279
Nice fatass foot fagit
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A dancing alien, so if any bulgar wants to stole something he will become hipnótize with the dancing alien
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>>692064226
Get some new carpet you pleb.

I can't imagine anything in your shitty residence is worth protecting.
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>>692083279
I hope you're fighting off the bed bugs at night from that dirty ass mattress with that thing.
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>>692083278
and thats fine just dont say you have ocd beacuse thats not whats its like to have ocd
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>>692083167

That wasn't op you replied to. And yeah I probably don't need it, but if there's ever a situation where I do, it's going to be the difference between life and death. I'm not the only person in my house that I'm protecting. So the peace of mind is worth it to me.
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>>692083518
I actually do ave bed bugs, I just deal with them.
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>>692082970
Observe anons as the common idiot fails to understand that its just a joke
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>>692083241
Can you imagine that /b once had signatures so that you actually knew who you were responding to?
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>>692077865
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>>692083174
Why is that nightstand backwards? Also, nice collection of oblong cylinders
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>>692066316
p2022 in headboard
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>>692082143
Don't forget
>>692080109
>The Judge
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>>692080836
A lot of Bernie's supporters fucking despise Hillary.

>source: I'm a Bernie supporter and I fucking despise Hillary
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>>692083564
oh my fuck anon I'm sorry I'm sure you piss in your toilet kek
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Lube, fleshlight, and a bb gun.
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>>692083980

I do my best to try.
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>>692066486
just re-did my bug out bags.. pretty similar
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>>692083528
Ok fuck, don't get all pussy hurt over it shit is it that time of the month?
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>>692083747
My bad then. I grew up with people who would actually do stupid shit like this.
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>>692066486

>bug out bag
>no food
>no medical supplies
>no
>fucking
>TOILET PAPER?
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>>692069244
you gunna LARP em' to death
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>>692064226
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>>692084336
That's what the tactical shemagh is for
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>>692084336
This, is correct you never know when you gotta shoot a towel head and shit right after because cmon people lets face it shit happens
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>>692064226
your mom you fag
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>>692064226
lmao just had to throw the knife in there as if it even matters if you own a shotgun
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nothing but empty space until you reach the walls
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>>692065114
the fuck is that?
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>>692083795
My dog slept under it when she was a puppy, now she's huge and just breaks shit when she tries to get in it.
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>>692084606
How do you feel knowing that every anon in here is dumber because of reading your comment? I pity you sir.
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>>692081785
How is any of that cringe?
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>>692081539
Yes!
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>>692082143
I don't understand how that's cringe....
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>>692084874
We should have a fuckin sleep over /b/ro, I keep a bag of lindens milk chocolate truffles next to my bed
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>>692065084
i can tell from the hand that you watch anime nonstop
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>>692064226
Not home atm so no pictures, but I have a S&W .40 in my nightstand drawer and a 5 inch Ruko knife on top of it. The knife is only there because it's on my belt all day and just take it off before I go to bed. The pistol is only there because I don't own an actual safe and it's the safest place for it.

I also have an old-school gun cabinet with a few shotguns and rifles in my room that used to belong to my great-grandfather. All but two are in a non-working condition, I'm hoping to get them restored eventually but I'm pretty strapped for cash currently. Honestly I'm not really sure what any of them are, other than the simple shit(m14, double barrel shotgun, some realllly old black powder rifle, 30-30, 2 other old semi-auto rifles in I believe .223 and 7.62) they're pretty fucking old though and could be worth some serious money if they were in working condition. Not sure on that, just speculation. I wouldn't sell them, though.
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>>692070814
Cute
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>>692085153
Ok but it has to be at your house, there is absolutely no way I'm letting a /b/ro near my kids.
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>>692064226
An elliptical machine.
Robber breaks in and sees me going balls to the wall on that elliptical, doesn't even remember why he's there because he's in awe. We become bros and I show him the light.
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>>692085605
similar situation for me, only replace the elliptical with a cocksmasher 3000. i can only use it once so if i get robbed a second time I'm fucked
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Loaded and out of the case of course
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>>692085415
This is gonna be awesome, brb, setting up chocolate fountain
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>>692085850
>cocksmasher 3000.
Never met a person that called their throat a cocksmasher 3000.
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a cock made out of plastic explosives
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>>692064226
Mossberg 590A1
Beretta M9
Gerber Mark 2
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>>692084336

I think the med supplies might be by the shears but can't tell.

I have 2 bug out bags, the heavier one for me with all the tac gear and the lighter survival one with water, food, good med supply, portable radio, bear spray, etc. Live kinda out in the sticks of Colorado, so more worried about wildfires than anything.

Thought about putting WOLVERINES! across my bag, but then thought I'd look like a tool if someone found my corpse. Or maybe they'd get a laugh and some nice gear, who knows.
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>>692066486
No medkit? Food? In bag?
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>>692064711
Not a good idea, you've got the element of surprise when you know someone is in your house, when you make the infamous shotgun pump sound not only have you alerted them to your position you've also given away the fact that you have a gun which they previously may not have been ready for.
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>>692085415
You let yourself near them, fucking hypocrite
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Red team standing by
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>>692086300

lighter one is for my wife to carry, forgot to add.
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>>692064226
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>>692083487
is this real or fake ?
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>>692086607
now thats what i call edgy
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>>692086511
Ah, that explains where the mess kit is, you should probably add a washboard to her bag
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>>692086607
also my 1911
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>>692070901
>>692067204
Calling bullshit.
>Pic is from google obviously
>Anon college student bought a $1,500 pistol?
>Nice try
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>>692086715
its been proven real by real science people
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>>692072965
It's not necessarily that they know where you are in the house stupid ass, it's that they know you have a gun. If it's a determined burglar then they know now to use lethal force. I don't know about you but I wouldn't want to take that risk.
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>>692064226
Clean your fucking wall
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>>692086793
10/10 would follow on instagram

>>692086852
Not that anon, but you never met a spoiled rich kid?
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>>692078131
Use em anon.. You know what to do.
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>>692086300

You should put you and your wife's blood type labeled accordingly on them. Also, it's saved my ass before (while camping) , a change of clothes. In case you get wet or just for an additional layer in the cold or at night.
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>>692086852
i actually bought my kimber when i was in college... i just took out extra money on my student loan... eh... bad decision in the long run but fuck it... only live once.
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>>692086787

Probably should. She'll already be by a water source using the water filter pump when we run out of the bagged stuff. That shit takes forever, gotta save my arm strength.
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>>692070997
Pic w/timestahp or you full of shit!!
Show us in a mirror!
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>>692065085
U gon die
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>>692064226
My cat on one side, and stuffed animals on the other. Because I really like soft things.
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>>692064226
Ever had a reason to use the shotty?
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its funny how suddenly when guns are brought up the 4chan population somehow quickly morphs from fat neck beards to edgy military grade weapons experts
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>>692064226
A lamp. I'm happy to live in a country with gun laws that stops spastics trying to shoot me.
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>>692086752
That sir is meth.
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>>692064226
KA Bar
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Uhhh let's see ............a toy horse
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>>692087265

Have an emergency blanket and some extra clothes, but the blood type is a great idea, thanks anon. We have a med tag on it that says she's diabetic (not insulin dependant thank god), but that's a great addition.
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>>692087638

They're one in the same, anon. Atleast here they are. At least with /k/ there's some normies sprinkled into the mix. Along with the unsettlingly common nut case.
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FNS-9
Flashlight
Lube
Fleshlight
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>>692087972
** MOST ACCURATE POST POSSIBLE EVERYONE KILL YS INCLUDING YOU **
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>>692064226
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>>692087915

Do you use those reflective blankets? Or just some old fashion cloth ones?
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>>692064711
0/10
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No wepons im jes lol
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>>692087722
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
Good meth, at that; fuck.
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>>692072935
This
>>692067873
I keep my favorite tendies on my desk for this reason.
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>>692088148

It's a reflective one I bought at REI. Hell of a lot lighter and I figured the extra clothes would make up for heat if we got super cold.

Most of my camping stuff is still in my car, so always figured we could grab some of that as well if shit really hit the fan.
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>>692064226
Blow
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>>692067213
>>692067508
Kek, I don't know why this got me
Da FAQ is this
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>>692088932
Waste of money for too little of a payoff.
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>>692067834
You're fuckin full of it! Pic w/timestamp, peas!
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>>692064981
From the looks of it you do live in a 3th world country because you sure as hell dont have a 1st world country education.
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>>692085967
I'll bring marshmallows and Graham crackers
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You tards must either live in really really bad neighborhoods (unlikely), or you're all very juvenile.
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>>692065114
What brand of toothpick is that?
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>>692086410
That's why I know not to let anyone else near them.
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>>692064575
kek
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>>692089908
given that its 4chan, id say #2
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>>692081685
Hard to steal something I already sold
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>>692065114
u make that urself?
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>>692070997
How little is your penis if you felt that insecure over one comment on the internet?
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