YLYL faggot edition
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL faggot edition
>>692061913
Moar
>>692062328
Moaaarrrr
>>692062186
that ones cute
https://discord.gg/pMSQq
5 posters 26 posts edition
>>692062044
FUCK!! WE GOT A WOOMY
>>692063275
Hows dark souls?
I am not understand.
There is want to making the fuck with this cartoon rabbit?
>>692063630
>I am not understand.
>There is want to making the fuck with this cartoon rabbit?
GET
>>692064065
i want to fugg da bun
>>692061656
So hilarious, so absolutely hilarious. Really a top quality post, thanks very much from me, and I think I can speak for everyone in the thread when I say we all appreciate your fine contribution.
>>692064310
Why wait?
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>>692064528
this is why your countrys domain needs to be blocked on this site
>>692063630
>I am not understand.
>There is want to making the fuck with this cartoon rabbit?
You make good london
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>>692063940
Samefag much?
>>692064671
Im in the US dumbass
>>692064821
that makes your filthy niggering even worse
>>692063630
Yes, Demetri, there is want to making fuck with rabbit. There is much cringe.
>>692063152
Thank you for that gif though
>>692065026
im mexican
>inb4 build wall
>>692065071
>"Would you like making fuck berserker!"
>"did he just say 'making fuck'"
>>692061452
Apple's claim to fame is that they invented the PC even though it was actually invented by the CTC . Apple is also known as the one company that had to be paid by Microsoft to stay in business. Led by all-star faggot Time Cook and a bunch of other old faggots, Apple is the favorite high-tech company of "artistes" everywhere. This is because people believe Apple makes awesome computers that off-set their exorbitant price by becoming obsolete only once a week. The truth is, they are merely victims of the Reality Distortion Field. While Apple may have done some neat things in the past, they are now just a patent troll.
Apple users are the most annoying computer fans on the planet. Just slightly ahead of Linux users. They are continuously bragging about how easy a one-button mouse is, how great the benefits of the "genie" effect are, and act like BSD was just invented. Unfortunately, if you own an Apple product, you will gain affection from the homosexual community aka >>/hm/
Apple has more money than the federal government, while both being run by Jews.
Apple has borne an unearthly hatred for Microsoft ever since they stole their OS to make Windows , while Bill Gates still rakes in the cash from all those Microsoft Office sales. People who claim to like Mac computers can typically be found wearing Insane Clown Posse t-shirts or other trendy clothing.
According to a survey taken in early 2000, Apple had sold a total of 315 Macs to customers on two continents. However, with Apple's recent success, these figures have seen a great increase. A moar recent study shows that Apple now has 908 owners on 3 continents, all of which are female college students, gay hipsters, or old people with poor eyesight who mistook a MacBook for a TV tray table. This leaves Apple only slightly behind Microsoft's user base of 4.6 billion, less retarded, customers.
Rumor has it that after being questioned about Apple's move to Intel, Steve Jobs answered "I did it for the lulz".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RADT9rCTVPQ
>>692066454
http://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/q2037280-white-guys-what-would-you-do
??
>>692066364
I think you actually meant >>>/hm/ faggot.
Breaking news Local qt takes over dumb thread
>>692067202
go ahead bitch
![e7e500cb9e17c2f57407f5a68d615f7a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t6xieuj.jpg "e7e500cb9e17c2f57407f5a68d615f7a[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i37gEdT0TX0
>>692065342
Build wall. So why do you do this on every YLYL thread? Do you think it's funny or something? I'm sincerely curious about your motive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY4fyG9TzRk
He wasn't sure what exactly had happened, but gasped out loudly as his burning hot body was touched by the freezing wet tentacles. He lost his clothes at some point and now he was defenseless.
His legs were held wide open by two tentacles wrapped around his ankles, his wrists bond and pinned behind his back, and one wrapped loosely around his pale throat. The raven struggled against his bindings, shouting out all profanities, screaming at the smug alien who sat there.
"ZIM! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! LET ME G-" Dib gasped loudly as a cool appendage wrapped itself around the boy's penis. He knocked his glasses crooked and bit his lip hard, trying not to moan as it started to pump him gently.
He glared at the alien, who was still enjoying himself, "I-I hate you… This isn't… I-Isn't fair…"
Zim just shrugged, then sat back, "I caught you and defeated you fair and square, Dib-filth. Now I will break your spirit…"
"H-How are you…? N-No! ZIM! STOP!"
The tentacles rubbed the teen's hardened nipples, making him writhe and struggle, teeth digging more into the soft flesh of his lip. They seemed endless as they started to wind around him, touching and teasing things that weren't supposed to be. Suddenly, Zim gave the tentacles an order in Irken and…
Dib's eyes widened as one shoved it's way inside of him. He gasped, then shook in pain, his mouth open in a silent scream. Another went right in his mouth, gagging him. They started stroking and rubbing his body, against the resisting teen.
Zim watched in amusement, giving the tentacles more orders. He sat back, enjoying how Dib's struggles were slowly growing weaker and weaker.
"HA! I'm breaking your SPIR-"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsUe6T5cDG0
>>692067627
For the keks and giggles
He was interrupted by a loud, strangled moan. Dib had given up fighting entirely, now he was moaning around the tentacle in his mouth, and grinding his hips on the one inside of him. Another was being pushed inside, making his body arch and shiver. Zim leaned forward, suddenly entranced by how the human was reacting.
Dib was moaning louder and louder, his erection growing and becoming hard. The tentacles were adding more inside of Dib's body and his mouth. The teen started thrusting his hips against them. His glasses had fallen off and his eyes were lidded, submitting entirely to the slimy appendages.
Zim was unable to look away. He was staring, his jaw hanging a bit as Dib lost control of his body. The human's body was tensing hard, jerking upwards and letting out loud, guttural moans. The erection was starting to drip fluids, showing how close he was. He gave an order to the tentacles to wrap around the hard organ and remove themselves from Dib-thing's mouth.
"Does Dib-stench like this?"
Dib gasped and shook his head, "N-No... Y-You're sICK!" he ended in a loud gasp.
"Something tells me you're lying, Dib-human."
The raven moaned out loudly, arching again, "I-I'm not! I ha-nhg… A-Ahn…" he whimpered, trying to finish, but the tightened tentacles made it impossible.
"Is there something Dib-pig would like to say?" Zim smirked.
"I-I hate you…"
"Why don't you beg? I might let you go…"
"N-NevER!" he gasped out.
"The torture would end…"
Dib fought an internal battle, then gave in, "Z-Zim… I-I love it… Pl-Please…. Please… I-I want to cum… L-Let me…"
Zim smirked again, "Am I your supreme overlord?"
"… Y-Yes, y-you're Zim, Supreme Overlord of the Mudball Known as Earth… Pl-Please… I-I need to cum…"
Zim gave the order and watched as Dib shouted out, orgasming onto the floor. He was then set down by another order.
The first thing Dib did when he was set down was drag the alien into a kiss, which surprised both of them.
"Um, Dib…" Zim started out.
"Yes, Zim?" Dib asked a little breathless.
"You're cleaning up."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3QSoYnbJEs
>>692067737
Oh I see. It's so funny. Keep it up then.
>>692067582
Aggressive to do, and disrespectful, but factual /b/ hates animals.
Oben am jungen Rhein
Lehnet sich Liechtenstein
An Alpenhöh'n.
Dies liebe Heimatland,
Das teure Vaterland,
Hat Gottes weise Hand
Für uns erseh'n.
Hoch lebe Liechtenstein
Blühend am jungen Rhein,
Glücklich und treu.
Hoch leb' der Fürst vom Land,
Hoch unser Vaterland,
Durch Bruderliebe Band
Vereint und frei.
Wow just let this garbage thread die.
>>692066454
fuck off ran
>>692068147
hello
>>692062005
Fucking lost
うにょーん
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>>692068147
Can't do that
>>692068147
Define the definition of >>>/trash/
>>692068623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0uQBwFMfBk
>>692068559
God damn! Moar
>>692061656
a y y l m a o
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>>692068623
Kek
>>692069055
http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Adalia_Rose
>>692069055
ayy lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCuRlHTeW8
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>>692069688
Checked
Eliza, and she is your new queen and saviour
>>692069840
I hope you die.
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>>692069055
Gets with bill nye the dubs guy
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>>692070131
Should be the queen of Encyclopedia Dramatica with ae tan.
She's actually featured here: encyclopediadramatica.se/Kittens
>>692070245
Minions never get dubs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkZQfIq0DYM
>>692069840
she looks like a cunt
>>692061452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vuYuCkPaso&feature=youtu.be
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>>692070449
RIP minions.
Contribooting too
Check 'em tho
no
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>>692063503
It's shit
>>692066454
Fuck off Randy!
>>692070783
This sumbitch costs $2,000. Hot nigger shit. You better be getting a super special awesome ultra special sexy machine for that kind of coin! The reality however is, we're not. (fact)
Processor: A quad core i5. It's the retarded cousin of the i7 family and it doesn't support Hyper Threading. In other words an AMD would outperform it.
RAM: This is probably the worst part. 8GB of RAM in a $2,000 machine? Wow. You can up it to 32GB for just $600. You could build a decent PC for that kind of money.
Hard Drive: A 1TB Drive. Has an option for a "fusion" drive that uses both a regular and SSD, but doesn't specify how much is split between the two.
SSD: They'll hit you up for $1000 in for a 1TB drive option, which leads to believe that the "fusion" option only offers 256 GB of solid drive space.
Graphics: They'll throw in a really shitty Radeon R9 M290 with your purchase. It's a mobile chip, because fitting a normal card in a computer case isn't trendy enough.
CD/DVD Drive: There is none! Enjoy having a tablet without the touchscreen, while having a mouse and keyboard faggot.
Monitor: It's an impressive 5K resolution! Not 4k, because using a standard that you can't see will make you feel above everyone else!
Apple is expected to release an 8k iMac in the near future with a thinner design.
Apple brainwashes you into buying their outdated technology by making their products look fancy. (fact)
Having an over priced fancy product will make you feel like you are better than everyone else.
So all in all, this isn't really an amazing computer and it's below practical standards. Apple should really up their game or we could do it for them.
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>>692071542
You giving my minions respect?
>>692071455
lolwut?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMnh6ozBQgw
>>692061656
jesus christ do you smell like newfag. lurk moar before posting plz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfqAslFJb9Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCXgVtWCWlI
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>>692065572
*Speaks German*
"Man that's messed up."
"What did he say?"
"I don't know but this guy's a character."
The dumbest shit in that movie still gets me. That and the part where Jay tells Bob he'd line him and three other guys up and go down the line blowing them like a circus seal.
https://youtu.be/fLj8Bp3wC80
>>692074155
you didn't put any bunnies in
or these posts:
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>>692062603
it has no context
>>692074735
Why don't you do it by yourself if you are so fucking smart then ?
>>692064671
>Steve Irwin right next to stingrays
>Baby killing dingos
Fucking kek
>>692075041
eh. too much work. can you do it?
this one gets me everytime
>>692076361
Sure fam
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>>692065342
This was the person who had their "why are atheists so dumb" thread raided with Travis pictures and now they're butthurt.
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>>692063630
You can't in fucking rabbit before tomorrow yesterday ivishklof
>>692076750
Probably what his wife's/momma's face looks like.
>>692076750
Someone knows
if dubs tonite I fuck rabbit
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>>692074155
Update with more replies, it's too empty.
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>>692063503
you've turned her into cancer
congratulations
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>>692061841
Someone is going full blown retard tonight. Anon you are a literal faggot downy peice of shit.
This is the worst fucking YLYL thread ever.
Let me spice this shit up
xDDD
>>692072444
ABSO LUTELY
>>692069688
fuck you filthy faggot
>>692079253
looks like the son of susan boyle and bieber
>>692069688
Fuck you you little filthy cock bag.
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>>692080844
Offended?
encyclopediadramatica.se/Kittens
Take your mind off the subject with this beautiful picture!
>>692078691
I love you bunny poster
gg
Sooo...
Anyone going to post anything funny, or did I make the popcorn and pop a cold one for nothing?
>>692078691
Local bunny does this to piggies, like Manson would show niggers how to kill whites.
Worth the read
>>692079253
Let me jazz things up a smidge. I do have to keep things interesting and/or fucked up on /b/.
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>>692084104
Well aren't you funny...
>ha
>Ha
>HA
>>692084043
No it wasn't
>>692084104
The only thing you can jazz up a smidge is this:
The only thing that will keep things interesting is if you do me a favor and take your shit back to the fucking >>>/hm/ board away from my minions
triggered
This thread is going to die quick.
Anybody going to bake up a nice new bread for us?
>>692061452
Charles Donahue set a record for busting the most eggs on his head, and now officially holds the Guinness book of world records for being the biggest fucking retard.
I love Liberache, but with all due respect, you kick that man in the ass and a hundred cocks would fall out.
>>692084104
Is that Steve Jobs? Because if it would be, I'd laugh my ass off if it was.
Due to major droughts in Europe, the world may soon be facing an olive oil shortage. Should that happen, we will all finally understand how Pop-Eye felt when his wife died.
ZZ Top sang "girls go crazy for a sharp dressed man". But you know what girls do not go crazy for? Long gross beards.
>>692085913
Send fish stick a picture of Goatse or ask if fish stick wants to be in a lemonparty.
>>692064310
lost
>>692072444
ABSO LUTELY
Horses must be happy that they are the go-to animals to describe a guy who has a huge cock.
>>692086196
Lemonparty!
>>692086501
Truth be spoke
>>692072444
ABSO LUTELY
>>692086432
I mean, I'm pretty sure a giraffe has a big cock too. I'm sure of it! But you'll never hear someone say that they are hung like a giraffe, unless their cock is yellow with brown spots. And if that's the case, he only has about a week to live.
What happened bunnyposter?
Got tired?
Git gud
>>692086911
Feg is Feg
If tampons are called "sanitary napkins", how unsanitary must normal napkins be?
>>692086628
see ya in poland washing toilets m8
>>692086628
Fuck YOU NIGGER
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>>692086911
There is only so much bunny you can fug before you cannot fug any more.
>>692063630
You speak good London, Dimitri.
>>692068583
Anon why do you have this saved?
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>>692087301
Exactly the eloquence I'd expect from the welfare supported trash soiling my nation.
>>692078691
Cmon Judy, you can defeat all your enemies
nice ylyl thread guys, i am currently dying because i can't breath because i am laughing as hard
>>692087783
Encyclopedia Dramatica.
I think my Dr. Might be retarded. His name is Dr. Retardo... good chance.
>>692087783
Heh
Hillary's economic plan has been released this week. Experts are calling it anything from "shit", to "pure fucking shit".
A man in China recently cut his own penis off to win an argument with his wife. That reminds me of an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond where Ray forgot his wife's birthday, so he had to cut his cock off.
>>692066454
Fuck off randy
Engaging in hate speech is evil, wrong, and should never be tolerated. But you have to admit, engaging in a hate stutter would be pretty fun.
>>692063630
what....
>>692088907
had me like
Sesame Street recently introduced its first Mexican American Muppet character Armondo. Things are not going so well, on his first day on set, Armondo got in a knife fight with the letter 'A'.
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE BEFORE WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT DROPPING PIANOS?
>>692087948
>implying that i even am from such a country
no, i'm just laughing at what you've done to yourselves and now you will face the FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES of your life actions.
>>692066454
Fuck the fuck off, Randy.
Barbara Walters announced that she's retiring from the View. Well, actually she announced it five years ago but nobody could hear it over those yammering bitches.
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>>692063630
>There is want to making the fuck with this cartoon rabbit
>>692089976
Legend
Accomplished Comedian Sinbad has announced he's filing for bankruptcy for the second time. Sounds like things have gone from Sinbad to Sinworse.
>>692089976
Holy fuck lol!!!
My aunt turned her house into a bed and breakfast. I guess she woke up one morning and thought to herself, "Not enough strangers are fucking in my house."
>>692065342
Build wall Juan
>>692063630
Ja, rabbit is for sexual.
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>>692084323
So long, and thanks for all the fish
fuck you spiderman
>>692063630
Saddly, as a native English speaker, upon reading this several times it's starting to make sense.
>>692063630
Someone's gonna screencap this, right
>>692063630
Oh Jesus
>>692094285
eh. too much work
Lola Bunny was OG and sexier than judy
