Find a girl more perfect than her. Protip: you can't
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Find a girl more perfect than her. Protip: you can't
>>692056642
Myeh/10 don't need to, there are so many examples
you just lost
>>692057278
She's beautiful
>>692056642
this pic seem rare
She's the queen of /b/ now, spread the word. And her gorgeous pictures
>>692057879
>>692057802
>>692057802
my goodness. didn't know she was packing such a rack.
>>692057563
Of course she is. After all, she is Queen of /r9k/
>>692057879
kudos
>>692058092
see:
>>692058133
She's not queen of /b/, that would be Evalion.
She is actually Queen of /r9k/ like dubs mentioned.
>>692058133
What's her name or what does she go by?
>>692056642
anybody knows her new youtube channels name?
How many wagecucks/normies/robots are actually in love with her?
I'm a neet and I've been in love with her since I first laid eyes on her.
>>692058418
>newfag detected
Her channel has been down for years you faggot.
FUCK ELIZA
NO NO NO GREASO STOP RUINING EVERY BOARD YOU SLUT BUCKET
>>692058404
Her name is Queen Eliza
>>692058429
fuck this race traitor cunt. showing her body to a nigger on omegle.
>>692058710
Our Queen would never do that. You lie, you kike.
>>692056642
man i dont get on this site for a year and i see y ou weird fucks swooning over some ugly fucking nobody AGAIN?!
guess ill see you in another year.
>>692058710
No it can't be true-- you are breaking my heart... when and how did this defilement occur?
>>692058774
I don't lie, you dumbass. But I'm also obviously not gonna post it
>>692058507
>>692058418
channel/UCZ9RMCyhzW4C4NNmdPL52KA
still dead
>>692058429
Actually just found her today not an hour ago. She's an angel m8
>>692058946
Why not?
>>692059128
Welcome, now get in line cuck.
>>692056642
Anything is better, I'd rather have a femnazi live with me.
>>692058946
hurry op feg
im gettin soft
tell your shitty waifu to leave /fa/
NO GO GREASO
also is she still in that mental hospital?
>>692059667
>tell your shitty waifu to leave /fa/
>NO GO GREASO
>also is she still in that mental hospital?
please explain all three lines. I'm completely out of the loop when it comes to her.
>>692056642
>girl
>>692059834
doesn't even come close faggot
Anyone have pic folders?
>>692060327
Someone posted a mega link but i lost the key. Sorry m8
>>692060434
Who dis
>tfw ywn kiss her stomach and make her giggle
>>692060577
Damn
>>692059834
Way better than OP's bitch
>>692056642
>>692060889
>>692061068
>>692060889
stop posting this ugly gook skank.
>>692061068
>>692059774
lurk then newfaggot
>>692060814
Ill dump em for you man. Although it might take me a while since im on mobile at the moment
>>692061160
fuck you she's gorgeous
>>692061309
is not
>>692061068
Name please
>>692060434
marky is love
>>692061681
>>692061719
Her feet just gave me the hardest erection of my life. Please keep dumping those amazingly sexy feet
>>692061822
She's the kind of girl who is extremely sexy yet tries so hard not to make it evident. She beats 99% of the global female population by a longshot
>>692062082
Yeah, you're obsessed.
>>692061230
Thanks man
>>692061924
Last one from the mega link folder i saved
Here you are. Perfection.
>>692062239
Who said I wasn't you nigger/kike?
Queen Eliza is the love of my life.
>>692061230
Thanks man I owe you one
>>692062365
And you don't even have her nudes lmao
>>692062239
https://youtu.be/sWgyz5YPQHs
>>692062449
Nobody does faggot. Our Queen does not have 'nudes'
>>692062588
Okay, newfag
how many of you are fapping to her
>>692062590
OMG! her face is perfection.
>>692063197
Yep
>>692056642
/thread
>>692056642
you see one slut...you've seen them all
>>692062794
Face of an angel right
>>692056642
Eliza is shit
>>692063870
needs more clearasil
>>692064090
Flaws are just natural beauty dude. Not that pimples are a flaw, everyone gets em.
>>692064339
i bet when you're fucking her and grab her ass, it feels like a greasy porcupine
She'd be cuter if she washed better. But she's a dirty skank ho.
>>692056974
those tits are awful
>>692064594
Lol ok
>>692064652
What about these
>>692063870
whats her name? sorry for newfaging this hard.
>>692064883
Its Zitty McDontwash
>>692063991
That made me chuckle, thank you anon
Fuck you Op erica is the best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT1GrFFdawo
>>692056642
You are pathetic, OP.
just looking at her gives me staff
pimple mc' never face wash
>>692065477
>waste of dubs
What's your problem with our thread bro? Don't like Eliza? Good- leave we don't want you here.
Go back to your trap threads and fap to your heart's content, you stupid, asinine, nigger.
>>692065615
Not very pretty, but at least her face doesn't look like a constellations map.
>All these cuckolds insulting our queen because they are dying for attention
Kek. How sad does your life have to be for you to want a stranger to notice you on an anonymous imageboard this badly?
test
>>692065942
>Good- leave we don't want you here.
It's true, traps are pretty disgusting. But then at least they don't leave a pillow covered in pus and blood because their parents didn't teach them to use a washcloth.
Don't get all pissy with me just because you have no standards.
>>692064090
Her face is an amazing pale white (unlike your ugly black nigger face), which means that even small blemishes on her beautiful skin will stand out.
You would know this if you weren't such an autistic faggot.
>>692066197
Are you honestly infatuated with a 15-year old just because she posted on /r9k/?
>>692065974
Really?
This bitch is my good friends ex lol, she is a crazy cunt. Only autistic faggots from r9k give her any attention.
>>692066197
>implying this cunt is not the ultimate 4chan attention whore
>kill yourself
>>692066432
I'm not infatuated with her, I'm in love with her. She is perfection, if you can't see that I feel sorry for you.
>>692066374
>implying men (traps) can't have acne
Are you retarded?
>>692066197
>Kek. How sad does your life have to be for you to want a stranger to notice you on an anonymous imageboard this badly?
About as sad as a girl who has to post picture after narcissistic picture of herself to get the attention of a bunch of beta twats who perform photo worship threads?
I guess we're all in this together, fellow loser.
More perfect
>>692066411
>participates in a 14 year old girls photo worship thread
>i'm the autistic faggot
okeydokey
/thread
>>692066712
>I'm in love with her
Whooo. That fedoras on there a bit tight there, chumley. you might wanna up your hat size.
>>692066974
>girl
>>692066712
Crushing hard after watching this man
https://youtu.be/4pwVzV0mo_4
She's cute but looks young, like underage young. So it's a nah from me
>>692067039
These niggas are crazy man, I didn't know obsession could run this deep lol. Makes me glad I'm a normie
>>692067127
She's 18 now retard. It's all good
>>692067049
She is a girl, her name is ashley jones
>>692056642
Show cock or get out
>>692067061
Hey that guys got almost as many zits as her. If they made out for a long time, their faces could heal together like a less sanitary version of human centipede.
>>692067112
She's actually fucking ugly. Its like you artists have such low standards that because she posted in the secret 4chan club she is somehow as close as you will get to having ano underage girl.
>>692067256
They're always 18 till they're not.
>>692067256
Still too young for my taste faggot. 18 year old chicks are like little girls still in my experience.
>>692067250
>. Makes me glad I'm a normie
Yep, summer is definitely here.
Back to >>>/reddit/ with you faggot.
>>692056642
Pro tip: You're a faggot.
>>692065154
last name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GGwfGSHJCY
>>692067440
What are you, fucking gay?
>>692067440
>faggot detected
Good, more Eliza for us alphas, not beta cuck sissies like you.
>>692067472
This isn't /r9k/ you autist
>>692067672
how old are you
>inb4 12
>>692067112
>muh nigguh
Every inch and every movement of her is beauty and perfection.
I'm not even a weeaboo, but she makes this god awful music tolerable
>>692064167
>>692065154
>>692066197
>>692061681
>>692061639
>>692061578
>>692059156
I'm starting to see why she's got so many zits. She's constantly touching her face. And the flashes from her phone constantly taking her picture is probably drying out her skin.
>>692067847
18 if you must know
>>692067755
This is the kind of attitude that has made this board go to shit. Before people tried to hide their newfaggotry, but now we got faggots like you actually proud that they are from reddit and are cuck-normies. Fuck you.
>>692067895
Kek I bet she's just as beta as r9k in social situations
>>692068159
>muh nigga
I love her tits, personality, and voice.
>>692068293
That's a man.
>>692068171
Are you mad desu? I am not the previous poster, and I'm sure I've been here longer than you.
ALL HAIL QUEEN ELIZA, QUEEN OF /r9k/.
>>692068461
>I'm sure I've been here longer than you.
prove it.
>protip: you can't.
>>692068697
who dat slut tho?
>>692067880
I know right. When i watched it I felt completely zoned out from the music and was only focused on her
>>692068681
Come sit down with me i'll prove it you :3
>>692068171
Buncha girl worshiping faggots, fawning over fucking teenage girls who aren't providing tits.
this is what happens when boys are raised by women. these are likely the same beta autists that post up feelfag and fluffies threads.
feeding into sixteen year old girls fucking egos. what the fuck is wrong with you people. be a fucking man for once in your life.
this is now a Babyhead thread.
>>692056642
do you guys have a last name for this chick? i need more details other than the first name for reasons.
babyhead in the hizzouz
>>692069289
Consider suicide first anon then talk to me
>>692069156
>calls other people autists
>this is now a Babyhead thread.
>>692069289
Knock knock.
Who dere?
Last name? Head. First name? Baby.
>>692069373
YEAAHHH BOIIII!
>girl
>>692069156
>this is now a Babyhead thread.
>>692069522
Last name ever first name greatest. Like a sprained ankle boi, I ain't nothing to play with.
>>692069476
You can either sit there like a faggot, posting your faggot bullshit
or you can start postin' babyhead.
>>692069652
It's time for you to stop playing into sixteen year old girls egos and man the fuck up.
Post a babyhead.
>>692069720
I have no idea what that sort of faggotry it is, nor do I care. So fuck off of our Eliza thread, you asinine turbo-autist.
>>692069706
I'll play with you like michael jackson played with his newborn son.
babyhead
>>692070083
Pls do senpaikun
>>692070052
She a zitty ho and you're a huge faggot for feeding into her.
Eat nigger babyhead, cuck.
>>692056642
Easy, op
>>692070222
Shhh. Those trips deserve some babyhead
>>692070052
It's less cancerous than Eliza that's for sure. Would be preferred a nice spiderman but y'know.
>>692070258
>being this assblasted
Maximum kek. Why are you so mad anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCuRlHTeW8
>>692056642
She looks underage b& to me.
>>692066974
Indeed
Where did the Eliza poster go
>>692070319
She's a cutie, but she doesn't have a babyhead.
>>692070499
>>692070463
Shhh. Soothe your chapped nipples with some babyhead.
>>692070514
Here's your (you).
>>692070473
This one.
https://youtu.be/zsTH4gesWtQ
![81f3abd067b4156eed627744ab3db7dc[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0NZxAPT.png "81f3abd067b4156eed627744ab3db7dc[1].png")
11/10
>>692070631
knew there was a reason i liked her
http://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/q2037280-white-guys-what-would-you-do
?
>>692070631
See? Underage. Buncha damn Adults, feeding into a little girls ego.
Buncha sweaty lipped playground pumas here. Dressin their pets up in plaid skirts and kneesocks before raping them.
You don't deserve babyhead. But I'm the charitable sort.
>>692070641
>>692070514
>>692070385
>>692070258
>>692070083
>>692069862
>>692069720
>>692069522
>>692069373
>>692069156
>this level of autism
How many times have you been admitted to a mental hospital in the last month?
>>692070812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGvB04nFIbU&
>>692070685
And here's your babyhead.
>>692057369
MODS!
>>692070847
You mean Angel/10
This is Perfection
>>692070934
It's not even bait. It's some nigger attempting to create a new meme at the end of a dying cancerous thread.
>>692070934
>This level of babyhead
>>692070956
>>692070812
>>692070473
>Eliza is love, Eliza is life
>tfw ywn even touch her perfect skin.
Why even live?
Jesus christ Eliza shills are on /b/ now.
NO GO GREASO
O
G
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G
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A
S
O
>>692070956
Sadness
>>692071210
You're right anon, please kill yourself
>>692071121
Ain't no meme. It's just a bit of babyhead. You can do it to. I know you can.
Lil babyhead goes a long way.
>>692071245
>this
>>692056642
Congrats on liking a trap faggots.
>>692071245
fuckin grown men pining over a 15 year old girl. where the hells this zitty bitches parents at? They know a buncha 30 year old men are patting themselves to their attention whoring child?
Those motherfuckers need some industrial strength babyhead.
>>692071325
I'm not even one of these cringey faggots who likes this zit-faced attention whore, but you are cringier than them. Stop trying to make an autistic meme happen kid, it's retarded.
>>692071608
she has vagina, she showed once in omegle
>>692071827
Shhh. Your babyhead is delicious.
>>692058429
i bought her some birthday presents, about 200 worth
>>692071901
So you look at 15 year old girls getting naked on cam?
>>692071827
this. the faggot posting the "babyhead" is one creepy faggot with mental issues.
autism is strong with this one.
>>692072204
dude, thats kinda fucked up.
>>692072281
At least i'm not worshiping a 15 year old.
>>692072204
How did you send them to her? I want to do this as well. She deserves everything I can give her. What exactly did you send her btw?
>>692072478
you're either gay or in denial.
>>692072556
what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>692072556
This
>>692072478
Nah m8, but you are still retarded. At least the spiderman ones are kinda funny.
she is perfect
>>692072556
she sent me her amazon wish list and i just bought stuff off of it
i told her on chat "its my new years resolution to be meaner but ill buy you something" and she said all sultry "you can be mean to me if you want" i was hooked
>>692072824
Where did you got that one.
I started this and I don't have it
>>692072689
I'm in love with her, that's what's wrong with me. I know it's hard for autists like you to feel anything towards human beings, but it's a good feeling.
>>692072622
or i'm normal and don't find myself $200 worth of things for 15 year old zitty camwhores who are never, ever going to fuck me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93fHveqohQM&feature=youtu.be
>>692056949
For real? Fuck you OP quit tricking my dick faggot.
I'm out this gay ass thread.
>>692072854
i bought her some clothes and a box of candy bars she wanted and some weeaboo shit and other stuff, dont really remember, my wife saw the shipping notifications on the email and cancelled some of the stuff but most of it had already shipped lol
>>692072962
you're in love with a child. a child you haven't met.
you should be on a fucking watch list. you're gonna show up to that bitches house with a knife, a roll of duct tape and a box of candy.
>>692073012
She is not... she is 15
>>692072854
How do I get in contact with her? Does she still do omegle or what?
Shit is anybody else having problems with the captcha?
the stuff i sent her was for her 16th birthday so she is 16 now
>>692070956
>>692073008
Post feet
>>692073440
i havent even commented on her vids or browsed her thread for months, since i sent her stuff, so i dont know now, she was on omegle but you can just comment on her vids or send her a message in youtube, though she has a bad habit of deleting her vids all the time
>>692073321
She's 18 retard. I'm also not a stalker, I'm her admirer, just like people admire celebrities, I admire her.
>>692073440
You don't. You turn off the computer, find a psychologist and get the help you need before you do a murder suicide
yo eliza is watching this thread.
yo eliza wanna b my gf? i have 4chan gold and i post banans in ylyl like a professional. hit me up.
>>692073703
People admirer celebrities.
She's some 15 year old girl, despite how much you try to convince yourself otherwise. And she's not a celebrity.
And you don't buy $200 of shit for a celebrity. Stalkers do. Then they murder them outside a concert,before turning the gun on themselves.
You're an unstable fucking loon.
shes pretty boring looking to me
>>692074223
im the guy that bought her stuff, not that guy. i dont know why i did it, i just felt like it. im married and have never bought stuff for girls online but i just wanted to.
>>692074223
I haven't bought her 200$ worth of shit, dipshit.
People mail artwork and gifts to e-celebs all the time. The average youtuber gets a ton of shit every week.
Maybe if you stopped projecting your dirty thoughts you'd realise that there is literally nothing wrong with liking a youtuber who makes cute videos.
>>692067672
>>692067679
You guys are some weird faggots. Protip: try to stop being obsessed with children you autists. That will literally lead nowhere good. If you didn't fuck these girls while you were in high school, then I'm afraid that ship has sailed. Accept it.
>>692067472
Go back to /r9k/ faggot. Maybe turn off the computer for a month. Maybe shoot yourself, you degenerate
pedophiles lurking everywhere
>>692071161
She's fine. I'd let her spit roast my butt blaster
>>692068407
godtechturninheads dot tumblr
>>692074441
you should tell your wife that you did it. it will bring your marriage closer together.
Tell her that you bought $200 of shit for a random 15 year old camgirl on the internet that you've never met.
>>692074892
dude. you are *fucked* up
>>692075702
I can't believe a grown, married man did that lol. The Internet was a bad idea!
>>692062351
could you post the mega please?
>>692075702
umm my wife knows i did it, she saw the shipping notifications in the email and cancelled some of them and 5 seconds of detective work and she found the girls youtube/omegle etc. in my bookmarks. she knows. she got mad but w/e shes not going to leave
she said: "what does a 16 year old girl have that i dont"
and i said "um everything"
>>692074892
Dude you are fucky in the head. People dont do that all the time. Like 5 people do and they're all probly as fucking retarded and creepy as you.
>>692056642
uh oh guys I may have food poisoning again
acid shit oh nooo
help
>>692076083
>>692075810
>samefag
So all the people who donate to twitch streamers are fucked in the head according to you?
Damn thought she was cute
*is 15 boi*
/b/ros sayin she 16 or 18
*no chance*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsTH4gesWtQ
Yo guys whats her youtube channel?
>>692077021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFV2zesiZww
>>692077103
She doesnt have one right now, but im reuploading her videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6DxAH2tTjoFNuBUmvlbycg
Here
Sick of fake incest videos, give me yours /b/, I want to see how bad you forced your siblings. Pic not related
:'( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGvB04nFIbU
>>692077103
http://www.dailymotion.com/ElizaArchive
>>692076952
she is 16
>>692072204
>>692072556
you goddamn degenerates
>>692076057
The basis of a wonderful marriage.
You are messed up.
>>692077716
>You are messed up.
yea ok, i know. i am a human and sometimes humans do weird shit, whats the big deal
>>692056642
How can i find her, so beautiful, eliza what?? Please
>>692077848
http://www.dailymotion.com/ElizaArchive
>>692077848
She deleted everything, dad got in here
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6DxAH2tTjoFNuBUmvlbycg
>>692077925
Who the fuck uses dalimotion?
>>692076057
this is fucking insane. you must have married a low-tier cuckslave to be able to get away with this kind of shit.
>>692072204
thanks
>>692078080
she was 18 when i married her lol, we get along most of the time. dont care if she gets mad about this kind of shit tho
what have i become, my sweetest friend?
Somebody start another thread, we need more eliza
>>692078997
Every thread I know
>>692079210
Becomes gay in the end
>>692078997
what just made me cum, my sweetest friend?
she is so cute
she was so cute,
>>692079659
Thats just the worst
>>692079682
She is.
