Waifu claiming thread.
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>>691957022
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EVGR6rSu0c
>>691971611
![Kirino [267].png](https://i.imgur.com/vuBTFEe.png "Kirino [267].png")
I should probably sleep soon or something
>>691971611
>>691971722
Dubs don't lie
Just need to vacuum my room and it's pretty much clean.
>claiming yume
>>691971611
>checked
Oh eternal Overlord would you mind giving me all legs in every thread for my selfpleasure?
claimed
>send guy to brothel
>comes back
>new quirk: Syphilis
Darkest Dungeon is a good game
>>691971856
How about these legs
Claim!
>>691971512
Sounds like someone like me, but has had more years to explore instruments, buy them, etc.
Logic X is Mr Big Boy, the popular mac owned music software. Ableton is some windows 2000 looking thing that has some pretty mad capabilities, but I'll take a good looking interface anyday.
>>691971935
I can't take the Overlords legs that would be heresy my dear Lord
Comfy thread
Mah love, mah flame
>Hodrick invades
>He uses the stance charge attack
>roll behinh him
>slash slash
>he rolls
>straight off a cliff
>winrar.jpg
Today was a good day
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>691972005
Ah I see what it's like. Never really been into music though besides just the random assortment of stuff I listen to.
We actually have a few musicians here. I know Kagami and Mugi play the guitar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiBfyuuTPW4
damn this thread is slow
>>691973169
Kurumi is a such a bitch lol
I'm here. First place in a week or so with proper internet. Hot as fuck. I hate equatorial places.
I may finish my deliveries in 2 or so weeks. Looking forward for it
No more damn dirty room.
Mari claimed.
>>691973169
>>691972233
Slut.
>claim
![Kirino [321].png](https://i.imgur.com/hqSJG7u.png "Kirino [321].png")
>>691973360
Is this same anon that used to come around every now and again with that pic?
>I want to fuck Mari
If so. It's been a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHYwprmWMfY&feature=youtu.be
Fuck that mainstream shit.
>>691971826
Is Skeletor a waifu?! But Skeletor is a skeleton and does not have the vagoo! Skeletor does not even have the butt, or the anus!
>I ponder Skeletor as a waifu
>The schwanz is powrefully rammed into Skeletor's nose hole and the hip shake repeatedly
Unf unf unf!
>The Skeletor nose hole is dry for the dry skullfuck
Ooooooohhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaahhh! (in the voice of the bastard child of Darth Vader and Richard Simmons having the powreful ograsm)
>The seamin is majestically released into the Skeletor nose hole
>It shoots out the Skeletor waifu's face eyes and nose hole and runs down the Skeletor waifu's face
>Paranormal investigators believe it is ectoplasm and investigate the phenomenon for years to come
>The Skeletor waifu's orifices are lubed!
Ahhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
>>691973360
Do you wish to have sexual intercourse with her?
>>691972845
Ikaros is good taste. All the angeloids are good taste. Except Chaos. She's fucking creepy. Also, is it weird that I'm drawing parallels between angeloids and synths?
>>691973574
Yes. Im having sex with Mari.
>>691973666
Trips confirm.
>>691973637
Congratulations, schwanz king, you've succeeded again.
>>691973169
Not doing anything else?
>>691973258
Hey Yuiko. Got your folder back?
Where are you right now?
>>691973264
Welcome back to the realm of the dead
>>691973453
Are you doing the thing with the filename entrances too?
So we got Stunning, Perfection and Stellar now lol
>>691973637
Well done, Schwanz.
>>691973666
![KirinoRG [8].gif](https://i.imgur.com/V6S9jI2.gif "KirinoRG [8].gif")
>>691973666
Congratulations.
Satan is fucking Mari.
What a time to be alive.
>>691973779
i'm playing dark souls and hanging out here before i go to work
>>691974026
No one can have sex with Mari but me.
>>691973666
It's pic is actually ー disturbing to say the least
>>691973779
>Got your folder back ?
Yeah I did
>Where are you right now?
In a state too close to Venezuela and Ecuador. I wanna die. 42 degrees
>>691974026
>What a time to be alive.
I dunno why but this phrase is so funny
It's not going to be english the main language in Europe. Hurray.
>>691974300
?
I do think that the main language in Europe would German or so. But what's the context of yer phrase?
>>691974488
Do you not watch news at all?
![Kirino BG [21].png](https://i.imgur.com/uTmRIQm.png "Kirino BG [21].png")
>>691974116
Well I'm happy for you anon.
Enjoy her.
>>691974292
Thank you.
>>691973779
I normally use this pic to announce that I'll be playing stellaris, but I don't this game as much anymore
So I'll use it that way now~
I think i just fucked up Siegward's quest by not talking to him before i went to see the giant
Wasup Everyone. Back again makin lunch.
Whats good.
>>691974292
Ah, hope you're able to get out soon then.
>>691974090
Hm, where do you work again?
>>691974713
Kekeke, alright. Sounds good.
>>691974840
Not much man, brothers pissing me off as usual
Minene Uryū Claimed <3
>>691974557
I'm quite much busy to see news all the time. But are ya talking about the Brexit ? Well it will take at least one year to finish all the paperwork of that shit. So it's nothing of immediate
>>691974840
Sup. I'm fine but the place I'm now is shitty
>>691974961
Me too. But I'm gonna get some good money with this work so let's endure it till the end
Good night!
You guys are pretty neat.
>>691975243
Goodnight.
>>691975087
Ninth a cute. And a total nutjob. ... Kinda hot.
>>691975087
You know, I'm going to let you have her, but fyi that may be the only woman I have ever loved. She is waifu incarnate.
![Kirino BG [42].png](https://i.imgur.com/1eQTJw0.png "Kirino BG [42].png")
>>691975243
Night Taiga.
See you tomorrow hopefully. Sleep well.
>>691974961
Why are you pissed friendly? Do you like my deal with it? i made her glasses wayy bigger
>>691975332
Oh yeah!
>>691975243
Sleep tight friend
>>691975567
Just... Best diary-user.
>>691973662
Ikaros's character progression is what hooks me.
And wierd is subjective.
![Kirino BG [10].png](https://i.imgur.com/T8Fqvvk.png "Kirino BG [10].png")
>tfw I got the Oreimo PSP games to work
>tfw it's almost 3am
Sleep can wait.
>>691975894
Yep. Basically goes form lifeless doll to full-fledged person in twelve episodes flat. She's still hyper-autistic but that's not necessarily bad.
>>691975761
>>691975381
>>691975332
>>691976111
TRIPS.
>>691976111
o.o holy shit check'ed
Okay, /waifu/, I've been shy about this all the time, this is a story of me and another anon from here. Please don't be rough on me.
>guy on /waifu/ I've been crushing on for months.
>shorter than me. adorable in every way.
>we have sext regularly.
>be together for many weeks.
>trust him unconditionally.
>one day, he comes from America to see me
>he sits down for a talk.
>has a sad look on his face.
>he tells me he was bullied a few weeks back for posting low quality pictues of his waifu
>he went to get a test and found out he was a shitposter
>we've had sex at least 4 times after.
>he just tells me now because he was scared of telling me.
>suddenly build up with uncontrollable rage.
>punch him in the face as hard as I can because I think I'm a better shitposter.
>he falls down.
>still pissed off, can't even see straight.
>keep punching him as hard as I can.
>gets to a point where his face looks like one of those low quality pictures he's been posting
>pixels splashes onto my shirt when i punch.
>keep punching.
>leave, his parents come home after.
>fast forward a few weeks.
>he's in a face bandage, shitposting everywhere.
>he told her parents a robber came in and did this.
>he didn't want me in jail because he felt bad.
>suddenly feel terrible inside.
>go to apologize three weeks later.
>ask his sister where she is.
>his sister has tears in her eyes, says he fell into a coma.
>run to the hospital to say sorry before it's too late.
>get to his room.
>open the door.
>get on the floor.
>everybody walk the dinosaur.
>>691976649
I really need to stop ruining every greentext for myself by automatically reading the last 3 lines first
>>691976649
Where's the effort?
>>691976649
10/10
8/10 would not bang
>>691976649
Ugh, this was all over greentext threads for a while.
Seeing it again angers me.
>>691976649
kek'd
>>691977389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UkNAmpQ8pQ
>>691977562
I have a new found respect for your music taste. ASAP ferg gets my buzz
*Im the reason your mommy Od'D* brutal
>>691977562
Omg wait so Shiro killed the classmates omg omg MIND BLOWN. I havent got that far yet :C
>>691977985
>>691978172
Hi.
>>691977835
That album is pretty meh compared to Trap Lord. Glad to see you like him though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m59wX4KE6CM
Also, I think Kanye is a genius, so you probably want to throw your respect of my music taste out the window, kek.
>>691978120
Assuming you're watching the anime, it's revealed at about episode 5. I'm not sure when in the manga.
>>691977543
Please, do not be angered by my jokes.
I look foward to bring happines towards my acquaintance.
Definetly not trying to make anyone mad.
>>691978258
Hello, how are you doing?
Claimwed i suppose
>>691978341
Alright, better than earlier. You?
Tenryuu claimed
Tenryuu's work:
>be me
>working on my project
>suddenly i get some datas about russian warheads in kyrillian moonrunes
>mfw
Why tho? The only thing i could understand were the numbers with the units behind them
>>691978438
Good, I'm ok, a little tired, probably gonna take a nap later.
>>691978606
I hope you enjoy your nap when you take it.
Best type moon claimed.
>>691978552
Sell them to the best koreans
>>691978712
Thanks, my name's George btw.
>>691978283
Yeah dude. Im watching the anime a little bit here and there. Im not hating on manga cuz i think its great. Im jsut way too fuckin ADD to sit down and look at a book. Call me dumb but its the truth i get like 2 pages in a bird lands on a branch outside my window and im staring at it.
kanye is not a genius we've had this talk before. As a producer his beats alright. ALl of his rymes were written by Rymefest. So when people call him a genius i don't get it. You didnt write the stuff. Your a dancing monkey. and your broke nigga
>>691978429
wheres the superior autism.
>>691978712
I hope so, hope you enjoy your day too.
>>691978841
You like Kendrick Lamar, right?
>>691979068
Thanks. Up to anything right now?
>>691971542
My waifu
>>691979137
Yeah i don't think hes a genius tho.
Plus kanye is 53 million in debt. how nigga
>>691979268
Not currently no, probably gonna play some insurgency later though.
>>691979410
That's cool.
>>691979391
Well I just went on to the topic of Kendrick and not Kanye. What are all the Kendrick albums you've listened to? Also, how do you usually listen to?
>>691979880
who*
>>691979810
You got anything planned?
>>691979979
Nope, not really.
>>691979880
Um I downloaded his first one a couple years ago when i lived in minneapolis. I had to ride the bus alot so i just downloaded a bunch of stuff onto my iphone. Never really knew much about him and loved the first album Good Kid madd city. i havent been listening to most of his new stuff as of late.
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual
FUCK VVULF
FUCK DARKEST DUNGEON
FUCK ALL THE ITEMS I LOST
FUCK MY LIFE
FUCK THIS INTERNET
ONE HP
HE WAS AT ONE HP
AND HE WIPES OUT MY ENTIRE PARTY
GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS LAME AS HELL
>KAREN
>>691980271
Is Shiki dead yet?
![Kirino [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ayAlknB.jpg "Kirino [1].jpg")
3:30am
I should sleep.
Night guys.
>>691979880
I mean I don't really listen to all that much rap anymore. Ive always been into techno i listen to a lot of that. I like some pop shit..."i fuckin love taylor swift" dont ask me why. Shower me with shame. But yeah mostly techno and Metal. Really like Lamb of God. Tool,
techno i like aka real techno not edm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2sTIy8MNwU
>>691980131
You should. Good Kid is very good. His first album was actually Section.80, but it's not nearly as mainstream as Good Kid or TPAB. I'd definitely recommend giving Section.80 a listen, it tells quite the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QedYOu1hmwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5eT6TaEtPI
>>691980381
Goodnight wonderful.
>>691980271
Why am I dead, you scrub.
>>691980271
I am sorry should I hug you?
>>691980446
I know essentially nothing about techno or if this is even considered techno, but this track is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPBHTs5mCaE
>>691980271
rip
>>691980206
Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin'
>>691980381
Night.
>>691980645
REAL hip hip
Don't you ever forget it
It's the underground shit
And it's the white boy that said it
>>691980554
Because lancers always die.
>>691980601
check this out this is my best friend.
My name is on his first record on a major label
my name is stephan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2sTIy8MNwU
>>691981030
Errrr Wrong link
this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL8NgWXialI
>>691981165
>>691981165
>>691980878
Fuck the government cause I don't give a fuck
>>691981165
Yuuko.
Miho claimed
>>691981247
>Pomf
>>691981247
Best cow
>>691981281
Best eyes
>>691981338
Best chewable
>>691981419
Best tank
How are you beautiful people doing this great evening?
>>691981487
Good, I went out and got donuts so I guess that makes the day good by default.
>>691981338
I got my hand on my gat
And I don't give a fuck
I'm a real mothafuckin gangsta from the streets
And I don't give a fuck
>>691981165
>>691981419
Milk Drinker.
You got the link yesterday of Miho riding one of the tank things, can't remember their name, from Ghost in the Shell right?
>>691981487
Fluffy Hair.
>>691981487
Hello yuuko-chan <3
Not to good really having chest pains and shit.
>>691981487
I'm alright.
>>691981681
I got a hand on my crack
I got a hand on my sack
I got a hand on my mac
fish
>>691981653
1 1/2 donuts is best
Sounds delicious
>>691981718
Ms.Pocky
Heyo there
>>691981920
Fluffy fur
How are you?
>>691981971
That's just because your heart is just too large.
I'm actually watching GuP atm.
>>691982037
That's fine for now
>>691982037
>>691981681
cute duet
for jews
>>691982217
Well went for 2 since they don't do halves yet.
>>691982037
I got a hand on my cat
I got a hand on my mat
I got a hand on Iraq
>>691982215
Fish
>>691982215
Fish can roll.
