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WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING, ANON?!
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>>691971334
Day off obviously
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I can do both! Cunt!
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>>691971334
Don't have a car or family that cares enough to drive me.
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>>691971334
I'm a full time student.
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>>691971334
Waiting to ship off to boot camp.
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Literally about to go to work as I read this
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>>691971334
Because welfare and my mom take care of me. No need to do unnecessary work like you retards
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my shift isn't for another hour
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I'm on my lunch break faggot
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>>691971334
I've been applying all over, but none are calling back or e-mailing. I've even applied to shit like Einstein Bros (bagel bakery) and Sweet Hut, but nothing. I *did* go to an interview for B&N a couple of months ago. It was going to be a group interview, but I was the only one who actually showed up, other than the interviewers. Apparently, I'm 'overqualified' for a position selling books and calendars.

But, I'm going out in a bit to job search on-foot. I'm trying to reenlist, but I think it may be time I stop bothering with entry-level/part-time positions and go higher.
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cuz EBTs
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>>691971334
I do it for free
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>>691971455
>>691971455
nigga take the bus. lazy fuck.
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>>691971334
Because I live in Greece. Studied Economics and my degree is useless. I'm trying my best to study web developing and hopefully I'll be a web developer. Wish me luck.
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I am, shift starts in an hour
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>>691972118
Kind of in the same boat. I wasn't smart enough to be a proper Comp Sci major (opted for Poli Sci and Asian Studies instead, both of which I'm passionate about and good at), so I'm teaching myself programming.

良い運
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>>691971334
Because it's 6 p.m.
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>>691972307
Hope shit turns out for the best my brother.
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>>691971334
Because I am a britbong and have finished work.
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>>691971559
>My nigga.jpg
Why work when the government will give you free discounts on rent, light, gas even a monthly check. Just doesn't make sense.
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>>691971334
I am at work...
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Working now.. 12 dollars an hour was on disability but I am sick of feeling like a piece of shit
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>>691971334
I am
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Started my new job yesterday.. It's really overwhelming and difficult right now but i'm sure i'll get used to it over time. Anyone else felt like this when they first started?
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Because I'm on vacation for a week in the Washington state area.
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>>691971334
got fired
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>>691972717
everytime i start a new job
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Because i got suspended for a week for getting caught smoking a 4 foot bong out in my truck mid toke by my manager
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Because i'm on sick leave for my psychosis
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>>691971334
Because, Fuck You, that's why.
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>>691971334
I actually am working at the moment. My job consists of roughly 2 hours of work a day, with the rest of my time spent on /b/
Shit's cash
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>>691971334
i failed out of college after being in the navy and forgetting how to school. So I just got my CDL they hire easily and pay fairly well.
>if you don't get a decent job it's because you didn't try and are a lazy faggot.
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>>691973115
You win all the internets sir
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I'm in at 3 PM.
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Workers Compensation.
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>>691971334
I have a job, nigger
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Cause I'm still in University.
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Browsing on the shitter.
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>want a decent/fulfilling job but can't handle pressure or much social interaction
>shitty 30 hour p/w job at asda is the only job i've managed to hold for more than 6 months without almost breaking down

Didn't think this would be my life tbh.
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>>691971334
I am at work. Eating lunch and waiting for data to download.
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because I don't want to work?
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Taking a shit break and browsing /b/

Then it's back to sewing for 2 hours until my real job
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Work and get barely paid
OR
Don't work and get the same money from welfare.

Question? How many of you actually DID ask to be part of this society?
- I DIDN'T, so thats why I don't work. Ever.
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>>691974087

Back to /r9k/ with you NEET lord
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>>691971334
>WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING, ANON?!

I apply to craigslist jobs and hear nothing back. I'm not sure what to do.
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>>691974087
kys welfare leech
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>>691974381
>Only craigslist jobs

Go out around town and look for some Now Hiring signs. Probably a shit load around any food service place, now that summer is here and college folks are moving back home
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>>691974697

I spotted the slave
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>>691974087
You can't say "I didn't ask to be part of this society so I won't contribute" while still reaping all the benefits.

If you didn't ask and don't want to be, fine. But that means giving up the benefits as well as the costs. Go live in the woods.
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>>691971334
I start work at 6pm ya fuck.
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>>691974087
You're a faggot.
>>691975026
This guy is completely right you lazy fuck boi.
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>>691971455
Excuses
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>>691971863
I'm not in a big city, there's no bus stops.
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>>691975688
There is absolutely no public transportation in whatever shithole you live in? The get a fucking bicycle.

Stop making excuses you lazy asshole.
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>>691975382
I'm in a rural area, no public transportation.
Let me guess, your first car was a gift?
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>>691971334
Because I'm at work. I never work while I'm thrre
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>>691974697
At least I'm honest unlike many of you.
Welfare is my right. And I will exploit every single loophole in the system, because:
a) Still haven't ask to be part of this BS "system"
b) I'm here because my parents were horny one night appr. 30 years ago.
c) I'm not doing this in other countries, just the one where I was born.
d) I've done my share of duties and responsabilities. You know, school, tax(is theftation), military service.
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>>691975930
I'm in a rural area and fixed up a 79' chevy which was a POS but i got it running and worked until i had cash to get a better car/better job.
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>>691976086
no such thing as a 79 chevy engine that was a POS... thanks for trying though.
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>>691976044
>ive never worked but i deserve welfare
>I'm not responsible for my existence at all
>I want all the benefits and none of the work
>I have a victim complex
>WELFARE IS A RIGHT
you are exactly what is wrong with society today, seriously kys you'd be doing the world and yourself a favor. you don't want to be here anyway.
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>>691976044
You're 30? What a worthless piece of shit.

And if you think reaping the benefits while forgoing the responsibilities is intellectually honest, then no wonder your dumb ass is useless.
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>>691976044
did you pay your taxes out of your welfare?
no one else asked to be here either. Why are they obligated to support you?
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>>691972307
Do you know your IQ? I know, I know, but I do believe it certainly means something. Mines 123 and I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to but it as a Com Sci major :/
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>>691971334
I don't work til three, you little bastard. Now shut the fuck up and lemme sleep
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>>691976304
just the truck in general not necessarily the engine specifically. i had to replace/adjust the carburetor and the alternator as well as the water pump. after that i got about 2 years out of it before the head gasket blew out
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>>691976526
I don't know my IQ, but I'm sure it's higher than most others in my...demographic. But, I think that's mostly because I've always been an outcast 'nerd' or whatever, unable to really 'fit in' with everyone else. I like learning things, but math is just one thing I could never master. At your IQ though, you should be fine; you don't have to be a Sheldon Cooper, but I'm barely above Penny.
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>>691971334
because i'm waking up at 1300
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>>691976342
>>691976348
>>691976458

Not gonna stop anytime soon and there is nothing you can do about it.
Top keks for ages to come.
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Day off, you degenerate loser

> welfare slobs deserve death
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>>691971334
I work part time at a hardware store doing pretty much anything that needs to be done. After having a full time position dangling in front of me multiple times, Ive decided to just start looking for another job all together. Right now, its looking like i might be a cop.
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>>691976603
new head gasket for a 350 would be like $60, headbolts would be like 32... assuming you can turn a wrench it's a quick fix.

Alt couldve been rebuilt for 20, but im guessing you went and got one from the store.

waterpumps are dirt cheap

the carb on the other hand... that's the most work youve listed so far.
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>>691971334

Not time yet
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>>691976999
that's true, but at least we can help you feel like shit for doing it
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>>691976999
emporer trump will kill the faggots like you off welfare
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>>691971783
Try going to your city's website and looking under their job listings. I found that helps out a lot, plus the pay is pretty damn good too.
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>>691976999
Your right. I will just continue to live an infinitely better life than you until you kill yourself sometime within the next few years.
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>>691977283
im not saying it was hard m8. just had to actually try a little and good things happen
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>>691976526

You are at the low end but you can certainly make it through the major... you will never "shine" specifically as a programmer because there are some SMART people in the field and it is brimming with people that have been doing it their entire lives.

It seems that a lot of average programmers end up going on to management. I will tell you that a major portion of programmers are straight up autistic or just too smart for management. As long as you are not a spaghetti you could probably go that route and make more than a lot of the skilled programmers even.
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Cause I'm on welfare so I get paid to jerk off and go to the gym.
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>>691977391
Belive me, I don't feel shit. I lack empathy.

>>691977393
I'd like to see anyone try to hurt me. Or even kill me. Especially Trump.
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>>691971334
Tried working at taco bell, made it six months,

never doing that type of shit again
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>>691977514
its a 350 engine you pud, there's no fucking try involved, a brain dead monkey could work on one.
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>>691977639
we really should kill everyone on welfare rught now.
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I've been actively searching for a job for half a year now, ever since my temporary job ended.
A few interviews here and there, but mostly I even don't get replied to. Got a bachelors in marketing and no relevant job experience so nobody will hire me in my field. And if I try for a simple job, just to get some cash, they won't hire me because they (correctly) assume that I'll be leaving for a job in my field as soon as I can land one. I'm kinda in a state of limbo job-wise. This is really affecting my life. I can't move in with my gf cause I won't have money to pay rent, I can't get a drivers license and can't buy a car, because no money.
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>>691971334
I am.

I have an incredibly uninvolved job.
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>>691977793
talking in general,in life, why so mad?aggressive?
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>>691977535
You have a vastly overinflated idea of programmers' intelligence.
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>>691977826
Where did you get your bachelors?
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>>691977826
Dude I am on the same boat. Mechanical Engineering Technologist here. But I searched yesterday until I got me a moving gig for 15/hour. I got a few hours today and a few hours tomorrow.
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>>691971334
Because I'm busy going to college so I can say the same thing. And my GPA matters more than 'paying for a date' or giving about $400 back into the federal, state, and local economy over a one year period until I can get a new job or move up in the same shit job in the same shit hole.
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>>691976044
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cuz you need two references to work at anything and I literally don't know two well adjusted people that could vouche for me. all of my past managers have graduated from their shit tier jobs so I cant even use them as references. pretty sad when the local landscape place wont even call you back because of lack of references.
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I'm an EMT and we ain't doing shit right now.
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I'm off.
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>>691978058
you do know starter jobs dont actually check your references right
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>>691971334
I'm starting a resume now. It's my first time getting a job and I think I want to go for being a janitor.
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>>691977909
considering what you said, counting it as an actual struggle... fucking if you only knew what struggle was.

if you really count that as putting in effort please kill yourself.
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>>691978155
this

wtf is that lazy bum talking about you can walk in anyplace and get a job waiting tables just lie
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>>691977808
Good luck faggot, I'm Canadian.
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Does anyone wanna hire me, I can do a variety of things, wanna save up for my first car, will post cv if needed.
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>>691978203
its just like the rest of life m8, every problem is actually simple to solve.
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>>691977771
>Being this autistic
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>>691971334
Student.
Still have a bit of free time between classes and studying, but I'd rather better myself through learning a language, learning an instrument, or adding to my Github.
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>>691978155
sure they do, why even ask?

in that case ill just write in snoopy and bernie sanders and stop using people with dui's and records.

*crosses fingers*
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>>691978348
where you from m8, do you have a license?
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>>691977771
You're the first tough guy I've ever met on the internet
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I am. I'm getting 8,80€ per hour. I work 8 hours a day. 40 hours a week. It's not even enough to live without worrying how you're going to survive till the next paycheck.
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>>691977911
Maybe now, but there were a lot of really smart people in that field ten years ago even.
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Waiting to ship off to boot camp on the 8th of August. Walked into the recruiting office a few days ago, so this date is the soonest I was able to get.
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I've got an interview for a full time job starting at $13/hr this Thursday.

I've got a really good shot at the position, so long as I don't do/say anything too stupid.

It's metal prep work at a small photochemical printing business.
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>>691978433
starter jobs don't m8, I literally put smitty werberjagermanjensen as a reference. then you can use people you meet at that job as references for your better job.
lrn2workthesystem
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>>691978203
If you live in a first world country then YOU don't know what struggle is. You lazy fuck.
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Why would I work?

I'm an oil stock baby, baby.
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>>691976809
Your demographic based on what, you goober? You aren't referring to every single person your exact age, nationality, ethnicity, and gender, and class are you?

What, are you smarter than most white people? Or are you smarter than most 15 year-old's?
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only work weekends, but just did a moving job anyway this morning. Work smarter not harder, nigger
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>>691976044
dean?
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self-employed legal weedman. get on my level.
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>>691978515
minimum wage was/is supposed to be a minimum liveable wage but I guess the definition got slowly reworked. shits a joke.
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>>691971334
I cant find a job. Spain sucks.
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>>691978756
Maybe you'll find a passion.

There are plenty of people that work artisan/craftsman type jobs and only work like half the week.
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I am fucked in the head and get cramps and the shits as soon as i have an appointment
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Schitzoaffective psychosis and insomnia. Possible upcoming dementia, which is likely to develop into Alzheimer. I'm 26.
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>>691971334
I am on my phone at my job. Thrift stores don't have much business on weekdays.
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>>691971334
It's my day off? Also I am I'm doing a freelance job from home on my day off
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>>691976999 Have fun being a worthless excuse of a man.
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>>691978693
are you some kind of wizard?

good shit to hear. i bet fake names look more impressive than blank ones. u dun good 4chan
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>>691978800
double dubs oh dear
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>>691978990
>It's my day off?


I don't know is it?
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come by movietme.com/VAL.html

watching random movies and tv shows. bookmark, hang out and chat. VALHALLA!!!
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>>691979052
I still put my long time friend Rob down as a reference and he died three years ago
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>>691979052
min wage jobs literally just check to make sure you didn't leave it blank. they wanna see if you can list 2-4 people. they don't actually do any research on them..
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>>691974087
>Whaa! Whaa! I didn't ask for any of this!

You little bitch, make something out of yourself, have some self-respect.
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>>691979149
>come get a virus
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>>691978804
I'm going to be a self employed technically legal shroom man.
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>>691978807
And now I'm even building a new pc. Well, at least I won't get fat. :^)
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>>691971334
Fell for the college meme
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All the work within driving distance is hard as all hell bros got me fucked up if you think im gonna kill myself moving logs in this heat for 10 hours a day fuck texas
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>>691978496
Not yet, still learning, wanted to get alevels out off the way before i started.
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>>691978807
no minimum wage is supposed to be enough to feed an house 1 person. niggers and slackers wanna live like kings with Iphones and 30000$ cars and shit on min wage. if you're over 25 and still working for minimum wage you fucked up
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>>691979058
That shit chips at my sanity.
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Mexican.
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>>691979633
i meant a drivers license m8
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Where do you guys apply
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>>691979415
good, but the thing is, I don't believe shrooms are legal anywhere, haven't had them in years.
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>>691971334
Because I'm working on my Masters.
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>>691978017
No it's not ;)
Let me clip those wings for you.
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>>691971334
Had a few jobs over the years but nothing stable, every application comes back with a sorry we've moved on with someone else. Can't really complain tho i quite enjoy being at home even tho i barely making it with money. Im a really simple person so even if i had a bounch of money i'd not change much. I value freedom over money anyday.
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>>691979548
What do you mean?
Doing any of the STEM subjects is a sure bet. Or what did you study?
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>>691974915
I work in food service once. There was rats in the basement. I left.
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>>691971334
Because I am getting my masters degree.Never worked a day in my life tbh
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>>691971334
I do work. Shift is at 3 today. I work at a bomb ass arcade. I spend most of my day watching YouTube because there's nothing else to do.
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>>691971334
Off day nigga
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>>691979898
Legal to grow and possess in Canada as long as you don't dry them which nobody enforces anyways, there's a headshop less than a 2 minute walk away from my house that sells gold cap grow kits and spores.
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>>691979644
I'm 19 and I'm doing "temporary work". Minimum wage is 8,50€ in germany but they are planning on making it 34ct higher.
>34ct
>get that pure kek
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>>691980223
i hope you didn't take loans to pay for that masters
>>691979970
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>>691977826
fucking hell man, I just got a Bachelor's in Science (AgSciences) and I'm experience the same bullshit

And I got straight As too, college didn't fucking prepare me for this
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>>691980333
Living in Germany, education is basically free.
Feelsgoodman.
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>>691980308
at 40hrs a week thats 340/week x4 is 1360/month before taxes after it's probably 1000. which should be plenty for a studio apartment and food
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>>691980333
My dad pays for it
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>>691980544
then good on you hopefully you get a job off the bat.
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>>691980622
you should pay him back once you get a job
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>>691979751
No as in i am still learning to drive
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>>691971334
Because I volunteer 3 times a week in addition to being a full-time student :^)
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>>691980525
>AgSciences

Really?
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>>691980189
Agricultural sciences, and i got straight As too

I just couldn't get any internship experience in college coz I was too much of a sperglorg to get past the interview and now I'm out and looking for work but they always hire experienced over inexperienced so yeah, stuck on that no experience = no job = no experience feedback cycle until I find my special way to break it
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>>691980816
ah well my advice is get you license and commercial permit then go to a school for free and get your CDL which will get you a job.
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>>691980711
I intend to do so but I am guessing it will take me a long time.
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>>691981065
good man then. nice to see someone worth a damn.
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>>691980920
they told me it was fast growing industry
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>>691980637
Well there's never a guarantee for that, but I'm optimistic.
Have a pretty good Bachelor's already in the bag and the Master is going reasonably smooth as well.
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>>691981297
i hope things go well for you m8, ,hate to see someone put in all this work and get screwed.
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>>691971334

Enlisted in the Marine Corps, ship out to basic in august
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>>691981177
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>>691981005
I'm thanking the gods that I managed to leave my sperglord years behind me one I went to university.
Sadly it is exactly as you say: Being an antisocial fuck can ruin your academic achievements.
Hope you can overcome it aswell.
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>>691971455
if you rethink this, it's deep
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>>691981297
Thanks man.
Best of luck to you, too.
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>>691981177
Your own fault for not doing your research.
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Because im a sack of shit with mental problems everything was fine and dandy then my parents went to prison for a few years when i started 7th grade and living in a small town and going to a school with less than 200 people everyone knew about it and didn't want me to associate with their children so i lost my "friends" and the fuck boy teachers would watch me like a hawk so they could get me out of their class for the majority of the time so i ended up 3 grades behind my a original class due to being expelled half the time so i said fuck it and just stopped showing up to school got put on fucking probation for missing school and had to see this hard ass judge once a month who always thought i was on drugs ending up giving in like a dumbass and dropping out my 2nd year of tenth grade and during the time i spent out of school trying to find out what i should do next i developed social anxiety on a whole new level of autistic and have panic attacks when im around people tried to get ssi but everyone thinks im bull shiting so i don't have to work what fucking do b
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>>691981676
Holy fucking wall of text.
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>>691981404
Oops, this was meant for you:
>>691981633
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>>691981177
>AgSciences
What the fuck are Agsciences?
Googge literally turns up nothing. How fucking unpopular can it be?
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>Be 25
>Working dead end job
>Hate my life
>Grandmother dies
>At her funeral
>Life sucks
>Find out she left me something
>She leaves me everything
>Her houses
>Her cars
>Her money
>Leave my shitty job
>Sell the houses and cars
>Never have to work another day in my life
>Buy big house right in town
>Buy everything I've always wanted
>MFW I spend every day doing what I want now


Thank you inheritance :)
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>>691971334
I work at 6
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I'm in school to become a dietitian but I started late and I'm ready to quit. I just hate school and being broke all the time at 26
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>>691981972
T_T
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>>691981903
>Agricultural Sciences
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>>691981041
Nah I think I will be alright, I'm going to Durham law in the summer, just looking for like a job online or something to kill time.
Thanks for the advice though
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>>691971334
i just had alphabet soup
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>>691976044
Good for you anon! I'm jealous. If I were eligible for welfare I'd hop right on that shit
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>>691971455
Pussy bitch
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yo can /b/ find me a job in chicago where i can just show up high and not really do anything?

degree in comp sci if that helps :)
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>>691971334
I quit. Looking for a new one, any ideas?
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>>691981972
lucky fuck
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>>691982101
What exactly do you study in that subject?
Crop rotation?
What applications does it realistically have other than being an overeducated farmer?
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no well-paid job in my country : chile is to become so communist who in a few years will be the same level as Venezuela ... I need a pinochet
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>>691976086
How did you get that car? Plus insurance
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>>691981972
How fucking rich was she? multiple houses and cars wat
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>>691981972
I wish I could have inheritance but my parents fucked my chances by hating their parents for petty bullshit.
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>>69198come to america
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>>691971334
brain cancer and half a year to live
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>>691971334
Been living of unemployment and wife's paycheck for like 8 months now shits been cash all I do is pick up the apartment and smoke weed plus I have the energy to fuck like an angry Muslim sadly i just got a job today starts this Friday

>And now my shitty Subaru broke down
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>>691971334
Because I'm too busy listening to Gucci.
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>>691982299
rode with my dad to his job and painted propane tanks for them over the summer. (he was a driver"
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>>691982282
Come to america
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>>691971334
I am working, you goofy little dick freckle, you.
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Because I took two months off to do fuckall.
(My work has a time in lieu policy, and I have collected nearly five months paid vacation through that. Because nobody was paying any attention to the fact that I put in 70 hour workweeks all last year and instead of asking for OT, shoved it all into time in lieu.)

So I'm sitting on approximately 6 months paid vacation and they have no idea what to do about it other than let me take whatever time I want.
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>>691982507
Sorry anon. It'd be worth it to get one just to have money for enjoying things before you go.
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>>691982634
Do you make Allen wrenches the most plebian of tools
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>>691982275
I have no idea. I don't study that shit.

I just know what it stands for.
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>>691980525
What exactly do you study in that subject?
Crop rotation?
What applications does it realistically have other than being an overeducated farmer?
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>>691971455
Steal the motherfucking car and pimp whores.
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>>691982670
Union?
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>>691982575

I have no money for passport and my English sucks , but it's an option I have considered if the country falls .
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It's Muh day off
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>>691971334
Because I quit my shitty pizza job about 2 weeks ago. I have an interview and drug test on Wednesday, so yeah...
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>>691982507
Fuck dude you have a get out of life free card it's your time use it to all its potential
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>>691980525
You can't find work at a GMO company?
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>complains cant find employment
>decides to vote for same administration
>nothingeverchanges.gif
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>>691971334
Cause I'm drunk as fuck
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'cause OP mom's have to finish hers first.
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>>691971783
Any criminal background stuff? If not then damn that sucks ass bro.
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>>691983046
Trust me man, I do. People will let you do all sorts of shit when you pull out the cancer card
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>>691975026
This. Society isn't making you work. If you can provide for yourself entirely through agriculture or hunter/gatherer shut then by all means. Choosing to browse /b/ and take welfare means you chose this society. Get a job or kys NEET
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>>691971334
>WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING, ANON?!

Robots can do anything I can do and I am very smart. Oh, the irony of proving I'm not a robot to post this ... a chicken could have solved that puzzle.

A chicken ...
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>>691983274
This. Also stop saying kys you fucking faggot. An hero.
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>>691971334
Because I'm a dropout who has lost all drive and I'm slowly in the process of losing the will to live.
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>>691983270
Nice
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>>691975969
Kek 10/10
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>>691983545

Amen, brother.

Trump 2016!
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>>691971334
day off faggot. i work six days a week go fuck yourself
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>>691983498
Eat a dick faggot. I refuse to spend any more time than I need telling some bonobo ape to kill themselves.
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>>691979134

Can I go to the bathroom?
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>>691982507
People romanticize what they'd do if they had little time left. It's just something you can't imagine until it happens.
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>>691982819
Various beryllium-copper safety tools. Currently working on milling the open-ends of some 1.125 wrenches.
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>>691971334
because i hate coming off as that entitled prick who thinks he's important because he has a job as a janitor
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>>691971334
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>>691977779
So you're on welfare right now?
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>>691981565
>>691981661
>>691981903
no one got the pun
today is truly a sad day
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>>691981577
yeah, im working on it dude
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>>691984282
bum in the street>janitor?
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>>691971783
What was your discharge?
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>>691984567
mom and dads house is way comfier than the streets but to each his own. heh
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It's summer, so I like to spend my time on 4Chan xDD
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>>691984400
...I am ashamed. Truly ashamed.

Thank you for showing me the light.
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on my 4 day weekend, gonna go cruise around in my beemer and smoke cigars.
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>>691971334
>pic related to OP
Also, because I don't need to work right now... I have enough money to live comfortably for the next few months, and by that time I hope to at least hear back from the employers I applied for. If not, I have my contingency plan...
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>>691985412
>forgot the fucking pic
>when you haven't slept in 30-some hrs
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>>691985412
Yup, an hero is always an option.
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>>691971455
This is tragic. I feel with you
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>>691971455
Walk bitch.
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>>691985565
I actually hope to avoid dying, tbqh.......
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>>691971334
summerfag, go back to fapping to judge juddy
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>>691982282
Why don't you go to US or>>691982299
Europe?
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>>691984644
>mom and dad are immortal
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>>691982564
Lol I'm always listening to Gucci when studying for uni
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>>691971394
this
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>>691986352
>Tuesday
Wat
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>>691985549
I hate that feeling after being awake for more than 28 hours
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> WHY ARENT YOU WORKING, ANON

Because I only work Weekends, D00t, 12 Hours a day Fri-Sunday.
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>>691986558
Not everyone works 9-5 M-F, yo...
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im on vacation at the beach this week.

I'd be out on another camel toe safari, but its pouring down rain at the moment
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got this email back today
>You were one of a number of very good candidates but unfortunately you have not been selected for the position on this occasion.

should i just kill myself?
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>>691986694
You get used to it after a while....
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>>691986165
until they aren't. whats it matter to you anyways?
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>>691974087
Then your welfare check should be cut.

I live in Canada and I had the choice between 610$/month (struggling for survival) or working 32-40 hour a week for a minimal salary of 1200-1500$/month and having something else to do than getting high and watching shit.

I still have no reason to live but the hope for better days.

TL ; DR : Don't be a cancer ; get a job.
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>mfw days cut
>Only work two days on the weekend now


Fuck man, I don't know what I'm gonna do tomorrow or Thursday.

I'm fucking bummed.
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Sick of working.
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>>691976044
Animals didn't ask for it neither but they still hunt.

We all have a hole we have to fill. We all consume energy everyday. Life is struggle and there is no way the life of a leech fulfils you.

You'll be happier with a job. Either man up and do your what you can or kill yourself. The world of my children doesn't need more losers.
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I have work and it has no working schedule.
>furniture transporter
Lifting n shit

but im kinda sick of it and i have job interview tommorow in food store
>lifting food boxes
>has working schedule
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I just got off my shift, I don't wanna go back until tomorrow...
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Here's my Resume

>no recent job experience/history
>age 26
>graduated High School in 2008
>hobbies; drawing art, cooking, playing video games, workout
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>>691988708
also, has social anxiety
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>>691971559
>>691972601
found the niggers
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Because its "unsafe to work while raining"
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>>691975688
Not big enough city for buses means the walk can't be more than 15-20 minutes. Lazy ass
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>>691983274
My "leechings" cover no more and no less than my rent 300€/month
I grow and trap my food, I sell homegrown pot for cash to pay intrwebs. Don't you guys worry, everyone of us will die someday and noone will remember how much money a single individual "leech"
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>>691988708
>>691988771
word for word me

heres hoping to the end of NEET life... or not.
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>>691971334
It's 7:45, I finished work at 4.
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>>691971334
Lurking on iPhone at work but hiding it like a good nigger
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>>691971334
i just got back from my job at a shop mate
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>>691971334
I do work.

I work 53 hours a week in a shitty warehouse. Evening shift. actually about to leave in a few.
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>>691990376
To add:
The TRUE leeches are the bankers since they can just print $$$ and if fails THE GOVERMENT BAILS OUT THE BANKERS
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>>691971334
I'm here at work, duh.

IT is fucking great like that.
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I have cancer and it's been hard finding a job that will work with me
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>>691990840
lucky cunt
and im stuck in a dead end job at a shop trying not to lose it when a group of 13yr old girls come in with their dads credit card and try to buy a russian's wet dreams worth of vodka
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The view from where I work
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>>691990980
I have a brain tumor yet I work 40 hour weeks. Try a better excuse
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>>691982819
you're an idiot
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>>691991232
Why are you wasting your last days working?
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>>691991232

No adequate limbs for doing anything.
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>>691990980
dude grow cannabis slang a bit on the side
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>>691971334
i live in greece you utter moron..
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>>691991232
I was working before this but was laid off when my job moved further than I could actually travel. Since then finding work has been difficult , aside from the occasional odd job. Nothing that has allowed me to have a stable income has come up. Props to you for working and I hope that brain tumor gets taken care of.
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>>691984392
psssh how do I get it? I don't have kids and I'm white
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Currently looking for a job
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>>691991498
Can't afford insurance or treatment so I just work and save as much as I can for the family
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>>691991677
Are you selling meth ?
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>>691971334
Been looking for film/tv work for almost a year now
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Because i live at home with mum due to terrible anxiety
>only bill is 60 phone bill per month
>make 80 a month mowing gpa lawn weekly
>spend other 20 on gettn stoned
>feels gud manye
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>>691991923
Yeah I wish
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>>691991570
You can apparently type. Good enough for a lot of jobs.
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