What's the worst thing you've ever done, /b/?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What's the worst thing you've ever done, /b/?
>>691968813
Going on /b/
I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>691969149
That's fucking sick
Think of the children
I once got dubs
>>691969293
I got dubs now.
I pretend to be completely liberal, but I have voted Republican since the 2008 presidential race
>>691968813
I didn't even have the goddamn common decency to give OP a reach-around.
>>691968813
I don't seed my torrents
>>691968813
I headbutted a neo-nazi. He was doing some protest thing, I was on my way home, when I turned at the corner of a building, he was right in my face, screamng, so I got frightened, headbutt him and broke his nose.
Im so fat, when I sit around the house, I sit AROUND the house
>>691969512
Me too
I will vote for Trump even though I publicly criticize him
>>691968813
Live
B&e. Also, related crimes
>>691968813
killed my entire clan to test my abilities
I ran with my car on a guy with a "make america great again". Let's hope doctors will make him walk again.
In my early teens I so ruthlessly teased a girl that on several occasions she broke down in tears, and ultimately left the school. Looked her up this morning on FB and she seems very beautiful.
I have deep regrets about that.
>>691968813
Mom gave me cola flavored vitamins. Daily dose is 3 tablets I ate 5 today.
>>691968813
>>691970218
marry that bitchhh
I let my dog fuck me.
>>691970218
Don't - your bullying probably helped make her what she is today
>>691969401
>/g/ in a nutshell
>muh free
>>691968813
I got lost in a forest, so I did the only reasonable thing. I burnt it down.
>>691970305
DEATH
DEATH IS COMING
>>691969279
I think he did it *because* he thought of the children. I am speechless.
>>691970184
Wow
>>691970218
Post pic we can knock her back down a peg
>>691970498
welcome newfag
I tortured a mouse once before setting it on fire. I still regret it 15 years later
>>691970461
fucking lol`d
Pic related.
Ran over a girl with a bicycle in kindergarden. Now i'm a prison bitch..
>>691970592
Frog. 20 years. Sorry Pepe.
>>691969777
You also hog all the numbers. Off yourself, fatty.
>>691968813
Put my dog's dick in my ass more than once.
>>691969777
Nice trips
>>691970622
Did you also steal that bike?
Came in a freshman's water bottle and made her drink it by daring her to chug it while I chugged my clean water
>>691970913
I said I'm a prison bitch so I'm not a nigger, so I did not steal that bike.
I was born.
i saged this thread
>>691968813
I accidentally roofied a girl, so I just left her on a nearby bench.
>>691971192
>accidentally
so she was fat?
>>691971192
How do you roofie by accident?
>>691970919
Jokes m19
>>691971192
Then someone took her home and made her eat eggs. Good job anon.
>>691968813
Giving birth to you.
>>691968813
A couple of sexual assaults
6 attempted murders
1 count of common assault
Nothing bad.
>>691968813
i told lies on the internet
>>691969512
Grow a pair faggot
>>691971344
kek, nice one anon
>>691971370
I also voted Leave
>>691968813
Probably when i gave you up, when I let you down, when I ran around...
I haven't done much wrong morally enough so that I have to post it in this thread
>>691971370
Fucked a guys girlfriend while he was tied in front of us. Don't know how to greetext so fuck of.
> at a party
> some girl start to heat me up, being teasy and all
> know she has a boyfriend, saw them argue and go on the 2nd floor
> turns out he cheated on her, pretended to be aroused
> went upstairs with him and tied him on a chair
> follow her upstairs, the guy is there naked, tied on a chair
> she start to suck me in front of him, his yelled profanities never to be heard because of the blasting music downstairs
> aroused and frightened at the same time
> start fucking her raw while her head sit on his laps
> guy is trying to hit me with spit, she stands and put a cloth on his mouth
> she starts quivering, had a massive orgasm while looking in his eyes
> guy suddenly untie himself and grab his girlfriend
>run away as i hear them struggle and scream
> go home ashamed and aroused
>>691971509
kek
>>691971597
You deserted him you faggot. You knew the rules and you still did it holy fuck.
>>691971597
You hurt me.
I Spread open the vagina of my 1 year old cousin when i was in 10th grade. I had never seen a pussy till then of course and my curiousity grew too much. Around that year I honka honka'ed a 4 year old neighbour in a deserted car in our lane
i brought a self constructed clock with me to "Inventors Day" in school and it got evaded
>>691970065
Liar. We know why you really did it. You're such a softie. ;-)
>>691968813
Once did the whole worst, never did of it again.
>>691970415
Post tits. You know the rules.
>>691970415
Dude your dog is a Fag
You're a Fag
A Fag and Fag Dog
>>691971700
>had a massive orgasm while looking in his eyes
>guy suddenly untie himself and grab his girlfriend
riiiiiiiiiiight
>>691971940
>Thinks I'm a female.
Broke a fellow students nose because he was being an ass towards a female I liked.
>4 years later they are together for over a year now.
>>691971798
>honka honka'ed
>>691971674
> topkek
topkek
>>691971806
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
>>691971798
That's interesting and horrifying in equal measure anon
>>691971700
Future ref always start with:
>be me
No space between the > and the character
Add random emotions with a picture/video file extension, e.g.
:
>follow her upstairs, the guy is there naked, tied on a chair
Followed by
>oshit.png
Greentextips
>>691972161
>> topkek
>topkek
topkek
>>691971685
No just a weird life.
>>691971798
>>691972106
Seriously. Did you use your ding-a-ling when you honka honka'ed her woowoo?
>>691968813
I got killed once, I'm never letting it happen again.
>>691972280
>>> topkek
>>topkek
>topkek
poptart
>>691972045
Well, I was hoping...
gg, faggot.
>>691972207
I know but now I am 22 and didnt turn out to be a freak so its all good.
>>691972355
>>>> topkek
>>>topkek
>>topkek
>poptart
Topeka
( ·~ฯ)
>me
>on Omegle
>Pretended to be Eminem
>Made 2, 14 year olds pay for my pizza
When I was about about 12 I used to hate my 6 year old cousin and was insanely jealous of the attention my family gave him. I would try and encourage him to go into the deep end of the pool when nobody was looking and they had entrusted me to play with him and keep him safe. I remember the look of horror on his face, that he was thinking he shouldn't be doing this and that he was going to get told off if anyone saw him, but he wanted to impress me. I'd make him feel like a baby if he didn't wade in deeper. I guess my end goal was that he would drowned.
>>691972750
I just remembered I used to manipulate him into taking his arm bands off too
Playing fallout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTMTekeu7WI
>>691969899
idiot
>>691972750
Interesting anon. How olod are you now and how is your relationship with your cousin today?
>>691972361
>>691972863
You're a sicko. You're the type of person to go postal when nobody likes you
I fingered my dog. She didn't seem to like it.
>>691970419
"helped"- fapped your brainz out?
>>691968813
>What's the worst thing you've ever done, /b/?
Got cucked by the new janitors.
>>691973174
Why you mad though, did you get touched when you see a kid ?
Are you gay?
>>691968813
wend down on a 13 yo girl, she liked it but i still feel like a pedo
>>691973326
What? You talked about nearly killing a kid half your age because he got attention you didn't lmao.
Are you gay?
>>691973379
>feel like a pedo
nigga u ARE a pedo
>>691968813
Nice try FBI man Jones.
>>691973326
Was a kid**
>>691972207
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here
Nothing. I hit people who deserved it, I cursed at people who deserved it. If anything, I've been done much worse shit to by all the assholes and psychopaths.
Maybe I one time spit on a lady who didn't really deserve it. Anyone else can fuck off.
Snorting coke on the job
Luckily i wasnt caught
I quit now
>>691973379
Well depends on your age when you did it, do tell.
>>691973454
*Were. Were a kid.
>>691968813
I haven't drawn a non-high breath at my job for 15+ years.
>>691971798
get yourself help.
>>691968813
I once ate an entire birthday cake. Someone else's cake mind you.
>>691973584
Same difference fucktard
>>691970218
Definitely slide a message into her inbox like 'i was thinking about school recently, blah blah blah, i was a dick and im sorry etc'
You never know..
>>691973550
i was 32
>>691973799
Eh, not really.
Nice dubs though.
9/11
>>691973893
Thought about that, but I think that just serves my own ego. An apology is pointless now.
>>691973714
I am fine. I am an adult now and I am sorted in my head. I dont even remembee about those events anymorw until i bump into threads like this or similar things. And I have changed a lot. Have no similarities to my 10th grade version now. I get surprised myself like how the hell did I do it considering how i am now. I am just glad i turned out alright
>>691973983
They can both be used to mean past tense you fucking degenerate nigger.
>>691974068
100% serves your own ego, but if shes hot its got to be worth a go
>>691974225
"I am just glad i turned out alright"
Thoughts about the 4yo you molested?
>>691971614
Regret-guy who posted this pic, I did a GIS search for this and found out that this is in fact *not* the girl I teased, although she has the same name and looks kinda similar.
tl;dr this is not the grill.
>>691974068
Dont apologize. It would be creepy. Rather try bumping into her in real life
>>691974273
True enough, but we'd never say "when you was a kid". People could mistakenly believe you're unintelligent.
>>691973521
Quit doing blow, or quit your job?
>>691973488
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would believe anything posted here as fact
>FTFY
>>691970305
pinche drogo
>>691974373
I was in 9th or 10th grade dude. It was long long back. I am regret it and if i could delete that thung from my life I would be the happiest person.
I once trolled some angry nigger on /b/ about his shitty grammar.
>>691974618
just ONE example
Said I'd post cp link on a Dropbox thread, and didn't... then fapped like crazy to said cp while thread went crazy waiting and asking... shit was cash
>>691974525
True but we're on the internetz, also are you gay and autistic by any chance ?
Shit my pants on purpose
>>691974626
again: just YOU, not one fucking thought about your victim. You have some growing up in front of you.
Today I just shoplifted about ÂŁ20 worth of chocolate. pua banta liek
i once diss a girl ( a qt 8/10) left here in tears . the next day she called me to hang out i thought that we're gonna fight again . but it's like she completely forgot about it .its like she got amnesia or something . i didnt apologise that day . or any day really .still regret it.i feel like a dick
>>691975104
Remember where you are, your request for moral high ground has been rejected
>>691975257
Whoa .
>>691975359
I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
Where do I Fucking start, most of these happened drunk or on drugs.
>destroyed some dudes living room with an axe at a party, continued throwing it out of the third floor and pissed on his bed.
>once set a garden on fire with all furniture, did this on 2 several occasions
>fucked some dudes suicidal depressed chick while he was at work, pussy was trash so I blocked her afterwards.
>once kicked a chick out of my flat in the middle of the night for giving trash head.
>went to a VIP section of some club and kicked the guest's out, then drank their shit, wasn't alone tough.
>caused traffic with a stolen stop sign.
> too lazy to continue unless asked for.
>>691969582
ill be watching you
>>691968813
molested my little sister
>>691975359
aww... wants to stay a dick and thinks it's "cool".
get your shit together and don't apologize for every idiocy with "your moral high ground". You can't live in your mom's basement forever.
>>691968813
Replying on this cancerous thread full of monumental faggots thereby making sure they insult me or, better yet, ignore this message.
>>691974914
Can you start a thread with more? Doesn't have to be dead body just more stories where OP wasn't bullshitting
>>691975104
Hey calm down I know what I did and i both of them girls were too young to remember it. Forget the 1 year old. The 4 year old girl had no idea of what i was doing and she was playful and talking about something random all the while. She was not conscious of what was going on. I have thought about it and I am glad i didnt do something that they will remember now or will affect their life in anyway now. This does sound stupid but the only person it affected was me and i am happy it did not affect any of us involved in a negative way. I have full remorse now. But no real damage was done so I have decided to cut some slack for my 10th grade version and live my life accoeding to what i believe now.
I fought a bear in the wilderness. I have his pelt as a trophy, he cut open the left of my stomach, I had to sew it up myself, almost died of infection.
>>691975460
>>691975696
<>< x2
>>691975887
why are these b8 anon pl0x explain.
>>691975778
you're bullshitting yourself. It does destroy something inside of those kids. No time for this shit. Just try to make up for it by not being an asshole.
>>691968813
I've fapped to traps
>>691975778
SICKO
>>691975887
>>691976003
<>< x3
>>691975765
You can start a thread, but it will be deleted, and OP would get b&.
New gods came from the pantheon of tumblr.
>>691968813
Your mother...
>>691968813
Rolled need on a epic item I should've greeded
>>691976215
>lurk moar
>>691976246
You fucked a corpse that's been dead for 11 years? Go away, necrophiliac.
>>691968813
I was responsible for my gf running away
>>691973944
You are a fucking pedo. Good luck when you meet Chris Hanson.
>>691976215
>>691976313
<>< x4
>>691970452
You burned the hair of your dads nutsack
I tried crocodil and I will never have it again. If I took any more than I did, then I'd probably be a zombie.
>>691969611
YOU FUCKING MONSTER
>>691973550
So if a 17 yo molested a 3 yo, that makes it ok?
>>691976237
u w0t>?
>>691976900
It's 15 times better than doing it when 32 because you've had 15 more years to know better
>>691977030
try starting a thread, and post the
"64 61 6d 61 67 65 64 20 67 6f 6f 64 73"
copypasta and see what happens.
>>691972068
Your cuck knows no limits
I figured out the secret to time travel. Too bad it only took me back to yesterday.
>>691977549
I never seeded
>>691973944
Did you know her age? how did it happen? Hope she at least looked 18 and isn't traumatized...
Said something on /v/ that triggered a nu-male faggot.
>>691973050
Fucking queer
>>691974430
yes and spending hours stalking her to "bump" into her is not creepy you fucking autist
>>691974960
Please stop wasting our oxygen and just kill yourself
>be me
>7th grade
>dude I was chill with sat in front of me
>he thought we were good friends
>I really didnt. Found him annoying
>one day he gets up to go ask teacher somethin
>decide to fuck with him
>Strategically place my foot next to the leg of his desk
>right as he is about to sit down use my foot to push his desk chair out from under him
>he falls, hitting his head hard on the edge of my desk
>he starts bawling silently holding his head
>bleeding
>noone saw me do this
>Everyone thinks its an accident including him
>to this day everyone thinks hes just a clumsy idiot
Not really too bad of a thing, but feel bad about it every now and then lol
The first time I had sex, the Beastie Boys was playing in the background, I sang along, it was Shake Your Rump.
>>691968813
>>691972234
Please, for the love of God, end yourself
>>691971685
>young, rotund anon sits at his desk
>he is on 4chan.org
>on /b/
>he found /b/ via his really cool pals at school and from reddit
>he is new
>he also has an unstoppable need to spout the buzzword "edgy" whenever suitable
>"Yes!" He nurgles through the snot and fatty food he consumes "I get to bost da funnay mee-mee image agen!"
>as he licks the cheetos from his hands he clicks "Submit"
You did it kid. You posted a le edgy picture. You sure did good today.
>>691978528
Well
>>691978402
I've thought about it plenty. Never directly hurt a kid, stay away from them in fact. Don't like vids where kids are being penetrated either. Got a link to a stash of vids where they play with themselves, can't help myself sometimes.
>>691978529
Fuck off you cunt. Go back to le reddit
>>691973488
>>691974618
That's only to cover the site's ass
When i was 15 or so i took a 50lb boulder and dropped it on top of a tortoise who probably weighed the equivalent. Broke that faggots shell in two. No im not a murderer now.
>>691975696
REDDITARD DETECTED
STREAMING some random movies and tv shows. come by and watch at movietme.com/VAL.html
Valhalla!!
>>691979267
>>691979267
>That's only to cover the site's ass
Not really.
For example if I said I'll send professional assfuckers to fuck you.
Will you take this seriously?
The same apply to green text.
Try it yourself, try posting any of the famous green text copypasta like >>691977316 said.
However the new management believe otherwise.
>>691979814
Of course there are bulshitters (BTW I'm super rich and have a large penis but that's beside the point) but when some anon does post on here that he's gonna go on a mass shooting and then actually does, the site owner Hiromoot can just say "well we didn't encourage him also its expected the users don't take anything serious bye bye lawsuit"
>>691968813
I did your mom 9 months before you were born. I am sorry I never told you. Now give daddy a hug.
>>691980062
>>691980183
Oh shit. You should use that when you go back to school.
Tripped a 5 year old girl in church in front of everyone.
>>691980062
I meant the simple act of posting such stuff is one ticket to bb&
>>691980341
>this cop out
Get assblasted, bitch
>>691980062
Where are you on the autism scale ??
Cheated on my wife with her best friend. The sex was amazing. I'd do it again.
>>691980653
I'm pretty severe autism, how about you anon?
>>691971435
Many places would fire you if they knew you were republican
>>691980748
Very nice. Did she hit on you or vice versa?
I wiped my ass with the American flag because I ran out of toilet paper.
>>691981028
We were drunk at a party. Wife left early because she had work. We were the last two left. Made out. Fingered and then fucked. It was really hot. Her body is really nice too.
>>691980653
This post offends me.
>>691980799
Nice dubs, acute autism
>>691981395
why anon ?
>>691969401
I watched that episode like 2 hours ago.
>>691968813
Spent the last two years of high school in a juvenile lockup or on house arrest for attempted murder, reduced to felonious assault.
It's all on my juvenile record. Now, I'm in upper management at a very large national corporation. No one has a clue.
Once I accidentally an entire coke.
>>691981862
An entire coke of what?
>>691981566
Because it's the year of 2016 of our lord and Saviour.
And you hooligans have took enough time spreading vile and anarchy on this board for enough time.
15
moved
kids back home picked on me always
made fake aim sns
messaged a lot of the girls i used to know that made fun of me
issued all sorts of ridiculous rape threats against them
they got super fucking scared
7 months later police call parents
ultimately never got in any legal trouble, was grounded from the internet for over a year. had to sneak to get on.
it was dumb.
Loved someone who didnt love me back
>>691982119
lol, are you the faggot who fell in love with a lesbo?
>>691982119
nigger
Fuck this tranny
>>691982119
go sit in there lap see if they throw u off
>>691982374
Lucky
>>691982194
No, im unloveable not stupid
>>691981993
(((((((current year)))))))
>be me
>friends decide to play truth or dare
>dare.jpeg
>smoked reefer
>>691982374
no thank you
>>691982646
No one is unlovable m8. Try having a personality, chicks dig that shit.
>>691980817
Fuck you.
I couldn't care if you're a Republican. I'd fire you for supporting Trump.
>>691982427
>>691982763
pretty thigh boipussy
>>691982778
Well i know that im just a sad fuck right now cause this shit is happening like right now
>>691982989
Move on. There's someone who will make you feel even better than she does and she might even feel the same way. Never make yourself unavailable mate.
>>691970592
That's fucked up, and I never give a shit.
>>691969149
Mods!
>>691982888
back to le red dit :^)
>be girl in highschool
>be very much into band
>NotATuba.png
>be social reject but d/c because friends
>spend summer at camp with other like-minded individuals
>things get pretty naughty
>truthORdare.mpeg
>stick flute in pussy
>marry Jim
>>691971798
Ur a sick fuk m8
>knocked up a 9/10 niggynoggy, said she must be pregnant already by her niggynoggy felon ex, bitch bought it, now TreyTrey is paying child support from his minimum wage job
>fucked my fiancée's two actually hot bridesmaids bareback, one of whom was married at the time
>stole a bunch of cocaine and money from douchebag asshole next door neighbor in college - about 1/2 kilo, he apparently owed on it to some local dealer and watched as the guy took literally everything he owned in payment; never felt bad about it because fuckhead kept telling everyone he sold to to knock on my door when they left because he thought it was funny - at 3AM
>two weeks later got two high school girls high as fuck on cocaine, took them to a party, fucked the cute one stupid and left them both there as party favors, heard they had a train run on them and every single guy at the party got his dick wet
>>691969611
youfucking asshole asjfipfbjlxdzfngdhklfggfd
>>691968813
Is that joseph gordonn levitt?
>>691981028
Here's my wife. What do you think of her?
>>691981686
Whuts it called?
>>691984398
I think she probably cheats on you with niggers
>>691984398
Good catch anon
>>691984398
I thought she was decent in bed. That thing she does with her pussy muscles was intense.
>>691971363
your son is a faggot
MOAR:
>I blackmailed my old boss into giving me head at work
>raped this super bitchy cunt in an alleyway behind her Subway franchise by slamming her head against the dumpster, telling her not to move, then yanking down her pants, fucking her hard and fast, blowing a load in her, then waiting 30 minutes to see if she went back to work (she did) and ordering the tuna fish with extra extra mayonnaise saying, "I want it almost dripping with white stuff" to make her break down sobbing.
>>691984729
Aww shit son
>>691971798
>>691984398
Nice anon, if she dropped like 15 pounds she'd be perfect
I asked a nigga bitch if she ever bit her own fingers while eating chocolate
>>691970592
You should make up for that awful thing somehow
>>691984597
That's probably what that crazy bastard is hoping for.
>>691971798
Pedophile scum
>>691984398
A little on the chubby side, but marriage is marriage. I would cut it out and stick with her.
>>691973221
Disgusting excuse for a humam
>>691968813
Reproduce. 4 times.
>>691973428
Go on wikipedia and read about what a pedophile is
>>691973944
Greentext?
>>691977316
what is the copypasta?
>>691973326
nigga you just freudian slipped
you got issues
>>691985184
That's why I cheated. I just wanted to fuck someone with a tight body again
>>691975524
Sober nowadays?
>>691986420
Was on my phone it autocorrcted, you fucking bag of nigger cum
I once sliced a poor pepe in half whilst I was mowing my lawn.
>>691986795
How big is the bag, Marcus?
Being a cuck
It gets me off
So fuck you
>>691987122
"Cuckholding is the thinking man's fetish"
- moot
>>691974562
Quit blowing his job, I think
>>691986977
I rubbed jalapenos into my bully's eyes after he pissed me off too much.
>>691987828
And I also accidentally peed on a homeless woman.
>>691988074
I once told this homeless woman that if she blows me I'll give your 20 dollars, she was giving me head behind a dumpster behind a hospital, and when I finished, I pushed her back with my foot and I took off running. I didn't even have 20 on me lol
>>691968813
I stole a cpu from my university
To be more accurately an i7 4790. I feel kinda guilty about it.
>>691988843
That`s rude ... Was she hot ?
>>691989427
Don`t be Anon that shit is worth 300 bucks ... use it well well... i probably would cuz i just bought my 6700k
>>691989650
I wonder which motherboard to use it with. I am using an AMD MB right now.
Also it would have been better if it was a 4790k but shit is free in the end
> be me, 22 yr old male
> considered darling by my community.
> I have absolutely no remorse and have "sociopathic" tendencies
> Used to bully and then gas-light kids back in day care to escape blame.
> Sexually assualted ex gf while breaking up with her.
> Convinced her it was her fault.
> Convinced her friends that it didnt happen
> She is an emotional wreck now
> Have killed a little over 30 pets of people I despise
> Have become very good at skinning cats
> Quite enjoy causing emotional distress
> Forced a 10 year old to bump some Charlie
> Fucked and sodomized the girlfriends of 4 of my "friends"
Still no guilt, just living life the way I want
>>691970065
I killed my sensei in cold blood, then went to his village and questioned and killed everyone just to find his most recent student. I then turned his entire village to dust when I couldn't find him.
>>691968813
not murdering when i had the chance
>>691971384
Liar!
>>691990431
A Z97 motherboard will work alough with ddr3
>>691990431
Next time, on Shit That's Totally True, anon is a navy seal.
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>>691989457
She was scrawny and she looked cracked out but it was for her own good
>>691992160
so edgy x)
fucking faggot that is not edgy...
>>691968813
I got synthol injections
ran a guy over while driving drunk. no charges pressed, no consequences.
>>691992333
>>691977367
>damaged goods
>>691975104
Oh shut up you faggot.
saw dubs on a board ......and i didnt check em
Stole a rolex from a dead man.
Stole money from my aunt and cousin's purses at age 13.
Stole jewelry from my grandmother at age 14.
Stole money from purses at a Super Bowl party at age 16.
Age 21: Stole money, purses, jewelry, clothes, phones, gps's, wallets, etc from countless cars on college campus. Pickpocketed wallets from backpacks on campus. Stole wallets and purses from library. Broke car windows, keyed cars, destroyed interior of cars. Broke into apartments and stole purses, laptops, jewelry boxes, game systems, etc. Stole purses from workers in offices on campus.
Started hacking emails and facebooks and catfishing at age 23. Convinced a guy to have sex with me cuz he thought I was a woman. Threatened to show fiancé the conversation unless he gave me nudes of her. He did, so I showed her anyway including the nudes.
Age 25 found nudes in an underaged girls email I hacked and posted them on her Facebook for everyone to see.
Age 26 found nudes in a 22 year old teacher's email I hacked. Posted them on /b/ and they ended up being sent to the entire student body and faculty. She resigned after a police investigation.
Age 28 stole a purse from a car. A year later I messaged the girl on fb from a fake profile admitting to the crime and apologizing. All a ploy to make her fall for me and send nudes. Still working on it and I'm obviously not sorry. I would definitely steal her purse again.
Didnt flush toilet
>>691995796
>>691994779
there are two kinds of people on/b/
>>691996400
fullkek
>>691994779
Good job
>>691971509
I Drank a glass of water
>>691994779
This is copy pasta, I've read this several times
I shot the sheriff but my biggest regret was that I didn't shoot the deputy
>>691997871
I swear it was self defense
fingered my gilrfirends passed out mom and also stole one of those change jars for retard kids at grocery stores and went to coin star to cash it in
