Waifu claiming thread: Frenemy's birthday Thread >Claim
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Waifu claiming thread: Frenemy's birthday Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Claim
>>691907411
<3
>>691907483
Haha yeah but I mean I know I am gonna get over this soon. But until then this one is for you guys <3
>>691907529
Ohhhh hell yeah lets gets fucked up together!
Saber still here
>>691907193
Captain crunch>frosted flakes>nature valley oats n honey
Fruity pebbles is not part of this list
>>691907411
Noooo its forbidden
They will never let it happen
I got a girlfriend ^_^
I don't need Konata anymore
Dubs can have her
![Kirino [79].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4DAum6E.jpg "Kirino [79].jpg")
Still here.
>>691907858
A-anon I...
>>691907483
>>691907543
I'm not!
>>691907858
Yeah!
>Look up your post~
>>691907921
>implying
Miho claimed
Clamed
Back from the run. It went quite well.
Yo friends! Karin... again. :P She's mine. Why are we moving the thread a lot?
>>691907921
She could cuck you though
>>691907858
B-but arent you already shipped
>>691908185
How far
Did you wear blue
If you wear blue you run faster
>mandatory claim
sup faggs and faggorettes?
there. it shall forever be missed.
2014-2016
Rip
>>691907992
D...do you not love me as much as I do you Megumin?
>>691908059
I did haha, already ahead of you. You better catch up!
>>691908305
I love everyone, i am shipped with you all Moka <3
>>691907858
I love you too frenemy~<3
>>691907529
I feel so loved!~
>>691907872
Still beautiful~
>>691907920
:(
>>691908013
Yes you are plushie
>>691908071
Yo
>>691908185
Was it breath taking?
>>691908198
Yo
>>691908245
Chat with us and post your waifu. Also we hit image limit
>>691907858
That's the mindset, enjoy the night cutie <3.
>>691907921
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>691908013
But the meme arrows told us otherwise.
>Best idol claimed
sabrina claimed
>>691908457
Yo
>>691908463
Hm?
>>691908476
It's 85 tho
>>691908463
????
>Miho
>>691908475
Howdy!
>>691908475
Lies and slander!
>>691908457
Sup Mavis.
>>691908631
Meme arrows are liars!
Claimed
>>691907386 (Cutest Rider)
I just try to get by so it usually works out good. All the ones around here a huge bros when i talk to them
>2 more people agree with me
You cant hide from it forever
>>691907411 (SMUG)
I do like the art you post, the one you use when you head to bed is one of my favorites
>>691907529 (Discount)
Maybe its okay tonight then, i got my eye on you though. What are you gonna drink?
>>691907920
Everything else in that list is only eaten by 30 year old women, 0/10
>>691908476
Not during the day.
>>691908245
Image limit on the threads.
>>691908305
Two miles as always. I wore red t-shirt, black and red shorts, but my shoes are blue, that's all that matters, yes?
>>691908475
Definitely. Did way better than I usually do, I'm usually wiped out halfway into my second mile, but was nearly able to make it all the way until my cool-down without stopping to walk. Plan to cut out all walking (until cool-down of course).
>>691908475
Aw youre so sweet frenemy, how have you been??
>>691908631
I will enjoy it as long as you are here with me baby <3
>Rikka
>>691908472
No i cant be a home wreaker
>>691908475
Dont blame me
Blame society
>>691908794
>frosted flakes
>30 year olds
But theyre gr-r-reat
>>691908841
Everything blue
Everything fast
>>691908637
Really good claim, anon.
>>691907386
I just need a flat surface to sleep, a place to set up a laptop and fridge space for a few boxes of syringes.
>after PAX AU.
Rory-sama claimed
>>691908472
I-I-I I LOVE YOU KIRRA.
>>691908472
O shit, time to take a few huge swigs out og my scotch then!
Happy birthday btw
>>691908475
You are~
>expect more stupid posts from me now
>>691908794
kek thanks
Drinking some scotch to catch up with Rikka then I'm going to drink beer
the scotch is "The Peat Monster" and the beer is some Alexender Keith's
>>691909018
Would you recommend going full nude and painting my entire body blue?
>>691908675
>>691908674
my phone will forever be rip. i dropped it in piss this morning and it has gotten progressively worse.
i guess that the good side today is that i saw zootopia so my fur faggotry is back in full force
>>691908475
My waifu it's Karin. She's the best. Hi.
>>691908059
Yes I did
>>691908245
You're adorable v_v
>>691908256
I want to get fucked :)
>>691908631
This is my girlfriend
<>
>>691909018
A..all right then, remember I am here for you <3
>>691909081
>Kirra
Who? You love me but dont even know my name?!?
>>691909097
Oh hell yeah! I am already a bottle of Fireball and half a red stag in. Enjoy trying to catch up! Hahaha
>>691908711
What brings you here to thread? Saw your last post in thread
>>691908715
Shall we ask mizore?~
>>691908794
It is cute. This is my favorite
>
>>691908841
Hey man as long you're not stopping
>>691908933
Doing fine. For my circadian cycle fixed but getting sleepy. Will leave next thread. How are you on your birthday?
>>691909018
:(((((((((((((((((
>>691909097
Kek of i stay but later then maybe
>>691909214
RIP phone
>>691909291
I see that
>>691908794
I can hide from it as long as I want, because lies are scary!
>>691909778
Mizore's in on the conspiracy!
>>691908631
The meme arrows are never wrong.
>>691908840
Fuck, I'm tired.
>>691908674
QOTT: Where's that smile you want to protect?
>
>>691908463
>>691909214
What's happened Squiddy?
Well shit. RIP phone then. Did the movie live up to the hype?
>>691908715
Think of it like trips confirm.
>>691908933
Very affectionate tonight are we? No problem with that though <3
>>691909510
Who's Facebook did you steal that from?
>>691909927
Oh boy.
>>691910045
>>691910045
:0
>>691909778
I don't have much to do and this place looked fun
>>691909165
Completely nude
Painted blue
4 boner pills of your choice
Paint dick with flames
Run late at night through the park
Women will try to out run you dont let them
>>691909578
Maybe at another time we could be shipped
>>691909778
If everyone in the threads approved it would be alright
>>691909940
WHERES THE LITTLE GIRL
>>691910045
I havent been able to find one
>>691909778
I am doing just fine, getting super tired might sleep soon too, I have to work in the morning so that sucks awesome that you fixed your cycle!
>>691910078
Arent I always affectionate towards you! Glad you dont mind, cuz I love you <3
>>691909578
I'M SORRY EYE OF THE DARK LORD.
I LOVE YOU PLEASE TAKE ME BACK.
I'M PREGNANT
>>691909578
No scotch left now!
And onto the beer
>>691909778
You're leaving?
If so, cya later~
>>691910045
>
>>691910045
>>691910045
>
>>691910078
But it wasn't trips!
![Kirino [11].gif](https://i.imgur.com/fJmcIXt.gif "Kirino [11].gif")
>>691910045
>>691910229
Best.
>>691909510
You're dating your cousin?
>>691910045
>
>>691910320
I'm already going at around 11 PM. Later?
>>691909018
More like gr-r-ross, enjoy the cardboard friend
>>691909097
I never could get into scotch, was always a rum kind of person. Ive never tasted a beer ive liked so far, rip me
>>691909778
That art is really cute, would wallpaper.
>>691909855
They are only lies because you make them lies!
Hows the bike coming along?
>>691910078
Mcfree
>>691910078
Some friend-adding bot, speaking of which, add me on Facebook :)
look at all these losers, i bet you faggots also have social lives
>>691910045
>>691910338
PREGNANT? I SWEAR I PULLED OUT
>>691910339
Oh shit oh shit she is catching up!
>>691909778
it wasnt doing so well in its final months but it still served its purpose. it didnt need to died in such a horrible way.
>it died drowning in fucking piss
>>691910078
that movie was great. i honestly didnt think it would be that great. i though all the furries just got hyped on a new character to fap to but it deserves all that cums to it. i know i will.
I wonder if somebody will bother to count.
>>691910706
Nope.
>>691910793
You got another problem Rikka.
>>691910706
I have a girlfriend
>>691910486
;)
>>691909855
All you to you two do is deny who's cuter
>>691909940
Is your room hot? You should try some sleep, Galky
>spill the secret, Galky
>>691910302
Hey welcome to the thread! You're here forever
>>691910320
Too bad I'm already with the bun
>>691910339
Kek not yet. Not till next thread
>>691910564
>cute art
>
>>691910706
Yup. U jelly?
>>691910927
;_; a horrible death for a phone. I wish it best in the after life
>>691910486
Thatsa good time
>>691910564
I will enoy my frosted flakes
>>691910688
Thats fine
>>691910706
Does work count
>>691910929
Its probably aizawa
>>691911200
Theres anothwr reason why we cant be
>>691910793
Just like her father.
>>691910564
I like rum too, but whiskeys/rum are just better for me
Gotta explore the different kind of beers then, so far red ales, are my favorite
>>691910793
>you need to learn to pull out properly
I am now half a beer down!
>>691911200
Alrighty then~
>nice pic
>>691910045
>>691910327
You have a point but it seems more than usual, probably know why though kek. Of course not love ya too <3
>>691910383
Meme arrows are the equivalent when telling it how it is.
>>691910564
McNerf.
>>691910593
>Add me on Facebook
So you can show me your bottle rocket? No thank you.
>>691910927
Kek, the mass conglomeration of fans pretty much ruined the image. Good you enjoyed it though.
>i know i will.
Kek
>>691911200
I have 2 heat lamps for the sneks.
>One of my friends shot himself last Monday and I wasn't here this weekend because I had to go out of town for his funeral
>>691911200
>>691911164
i am very jelly.
>>691911362
depends, do you talk to people?
Yozora claimed.
Hey everyone.
>>691910929
![Kirino [2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/L6TfJyC.gif "Kirino [2].gif")
I am an alien.
>>691911091
Oh shit not you too!
>>691911387
I swear I pulled out! But if I have to I can take care of them.Oh god why are you drinking sso fast?!?
>>691911595
Oh because I am drinking? No no softie I would show you this affection any other day of the week <3
>>691911871
I tried.
>>691911871
No... you're not
>>691911595
one roll only v_v
>>691911200
Thanks. what do you guys do here most of the time?
>>691911874
tsk tsk..
I have to catch up!
>>691912240
You're an alcoholic.
>>691911200
hey at least i enjoyed the rest of my day right?
>>691911595
yeah thats why i stalled on watching it. i thought they were just overhyping it. had me some good laughs along the way too.
>godfather refrence
>>691911362
Oh?
>>691911387
Mmhmm
>Thanks
>>691911608
Your room must be cooking!
>I was kidding at first Galky, I'm very sorry to hear your loss. God bless him and all who hold him dearly
>>691911771
Sup
>>691912108
Talk about waifu, and discuss about anything really
>>691912409
True true
>>691912108
Circlejerking to anime girls 24/7.
>>691911871
Fail.
>>691911200
I have to admit, im pretty jealous of all this great art. Where do you get yours from?
>>691911387
I only like girly drinks and im ashamed to drink them, feelsbad
>>691911595
True, i played with akiko and friends earlier, felt good not to get rolled around every corner. Its a much simpler time now
>>691911635
Hello robit
>>691912108
shitpost
>>691912712
o shit waddup?
>>691912378
Probably am
But at least I'm not in the stage where I'm begging for money to get drunk
>plus the beer have been sitting in the fridge for almost a month now
>>691912712
Most girly drinks have more alcohol than most beers anyway
No need to feel ashamed, alcohol is alcohol
>>691911608
rip friend. he will forever be missed
19XX-2016
RIP
45 minutes till closing!
>>691913054
that looks pretty open if you ask me
>>691910564
You admitted they were lies! Haha!
Should be put together pretty soon!
>>691911200
But Mizore is a cute, I've seen pics. I'm not!
>>691911595
Nuh uh!
I'ma go catch up on my Magic Mongolian Cave Paintings, I'll be back in a bit.
>>691912496
It's probably the same as outside.
>It's fine, I've been trying to find a way of saying that without whoring for attention, the whole situation is pretty fucked
>>691912952
Thanks.
>>691913054
wew wew
>>691911635
I only like 2 of my co workers
But i work at tacobell so i have to talk to the degenerate customers
Does that count
>>691911608
Them feels
>
>>691912496
I can only be in a 1 on 1 ship
>>691911608
Jesus Christ man. Condolences and what not.
>>691911874
Wew you're a top-tier cutie you know that? Make me happy to know that <3.
>>691912409
Eh every new animated movie nowadays is over hyped really. Gains a mass following for like 2 months then fades into the abyss.
Never seen The Godfather so I don't get it.
>>691912712
But that means I need a new main :^(. Oh well gotta get used to other people. What did you think about that album from earlier?
>>691913200
The cave paintings are gonna spell out the truth.
>>691912496
Premature ejaculation.
>>691912885
No.
According to the bibe if you're a man and you don't drink men's drinks, you aren't a man.
>>691913211
cont.
>>691912496
Sounds good. I guess i could start by asking what you guys are listening to? or is that too casual?
>>691912831
Teach me of your ways
>>691913504
*bible
F
U
C
K
>>691913490
did you watch zootopia? i've never seen godfather because fuck that movie is long. the refrence is pretty obvious. very famous line from godfather.
>>691913466
yea it counts. fucking loser
>>691913615
Well it's simple, just do what you're doing. except disagree with everyone and call everyone a new/summerfag.
Hi.
>>691913211
>....wew wew.....
>>691914019
At least i dont kiss girls faggot
>moka
>>691913504
You don't have to worry then, never drink those
I hate sweet taste in my alcohol
>>691913054
We're waiting for you
>>691914036
Hello!
Very sexy pic you got there.
>>691913466
It hasn't been fun.
>>691913490
Thanks.
>>691914287
I still have an hour
>>691913211
Thats actually a good lewd.
>>691912831
How goes it?
>>691912885
You are probly right, i just like to drink rum straight from the bottle if possible. There is some called calico jack i think and i destroyed those
>>691913200
No, its the truth but since you wont believe it you think its a lie. Stop trying to twist my words and admit defeat!
Awesome, whats left to put back?
>>691913490
>maining mcfree
But why though best, there are so many better characters to main. It was pretty good overall, i listened to the whole thing
>>691914141
what is this?
>>691914346
I know them feels all to well
>it wasnt my friends
>it was my brother
Still wish he was here
>>691914437
I'll be in the right amount of drunk by then~
Hope you'll catch up
>>691914574
I drink my whiskey in a glass
Depending on the brand, I'll put some glass, drops or purified water or nothing at all
>>691912712
Tumblr, Google, the boorus and once shinoa anon
>>691913200
My point is made
>>691913209
Don't feel like it up here
>there's other means of messaging instead of thread
>>691913466
One day, sensei, one day
>>691913504
Oh
>>691913615
That's the most asked but here
https://youtu.be/qaZ0oAh4evU
>>691914643
WEW WEW BABY! LEWD PATROL IS HERE!
>die to Pontiff
>he dies too
>counts as a win
I love when this happens
>>691914141
>4141 Nice
>>691914574
not much, might go to sleep a bit later because I'm tired as shit thanks to a coworker being sick. How are you Mugen?
>>691914267
but i don't kiss girls, i kiss robots
>>691914789
I'm sorry for your loss.
>>691914953
I'm sweating.
>I know
>>691913985
Nah haven't seen it, in fact I haven't seen a movie in 2 years. Yeah heard it was long as fuck but a timeless classic, don't care though. M8, I know nothing about that movie, can't even tell what line it was.
>>691914574
Because during the time before the nerf, the clock was stuck on High Noon. I mean yeah there's others (Genji for example :^) but he played the best for me at the time. Still listening to it, how was it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLXu-sSMqP4
>>691915078
wew wew mothafucka
>>691915078
Is it okay to post this
>
>>691915195
Ya female robots
>>691915198
You too
>>691914953
It's an everyday struggle.
>>691914287
It's all about the balance, man.
Little sweet, little bitter.
So what are you guys doing right now?
>>691915195
She was likely built to kiss like a girl, anon.
>>691915433
Yeah! I already have that one though! Find something better!
>>691915501
Only if you crop it like this.
>>691914346
Never understand all that sorry about your loss shit, but that's tough stuff I guess man. Circle of life or whatever though.
>>691915198
Guess you can't sleep elsewhere?
>if you need to contact me, you should know my telegram
>>691915429
Perfect filename
>>691915433
Wew wew
>>691915593
How far can you shoot?
>>691915501
but robots don't have genders
>>691915701
but i don't know how girls kiss.
>>691915433
I demand more lewds.
>>691915888
>Checked
>>691915732
Ya but i posted that i would have to steal her
And i dont want to do that
>>691916033
Thats a lie
>>691915078
wait what is it!? is it a lewd? it looks like a tree to me.
>>691915123
do you get his souls?
>>691915429
yeah i saw the movie on tv then i looked at the length of the movie. i dont remember how long it was but all i remember its that an hour or 2 had passed and it still wasnt halfway yet.
>>691914953
Probably not
>moka
>>691916233
It is a tree, my tree, that I lurk behind.
>>691916203
But Noone wants to see Moka.
>>691916088
Not me, so I have no idea.
>>691915888
I guess.
>>691916023
Nope.
>I don't have it, but I don't really use telegram much
>>691916203
are saying that i have a social life?
>>691914841
Well arent you a whiskey specialist. I tried the bit of water to get the right taste thing and i still didnt like it. Maybe it was just the one i tried?
>>691914953
Well damn, then i got nowhere else to look for now. Oh well, im sure more will come up later
>>691915195
That sounds pretty garbage man, we have all been there though.
Im alright man, could be better but im here ya know. Just finished some watermelon and im just posting
>>691915429
>Mcfree
>Genji
All this prime waifu material and you choose the cowboy and the weeb. It was good, not sure if id listen to it a lot but ill definitely go back to it
>keked
>>691916023
Was gonna named it PoTG but you convinced me otherwise.
>>691916233
>Almost 2 hours
>Not even half
No way Jose.
Mortician Fran checking in. How is everyone this evening?
>>691916488
Thats a lie
Thats why moka is main waifu
>>691916545
No im saying your a faggot that kisses girls
>>691915593
Just like cognac~
>>691916549
Nah, it's just that I try each brand I buy with each method, then I pick my favourite
Tats knows more than I, I'm just a beginner~
It probably was just the brand
>>691913490
Macross Delta said nothing of the sort!
>>691914574
No!
.....everything...
>>691914953
No it's not!
>>691916488
ya ain't lurkin' if ya postin'.
>>691916573
yeah its really long. i changed the channel because it was way too far in and im not wasting time trying to figure out what happened before i got there
>>691916549
>watermelon and /waifu/
Sounds pretty chill
>>691916669
o shit waddup?
>>691916875
No, i'm a faggot that doesn't kiss girls!
>>691916875
Mizore is the real love interest, tuskune had invested to much time into you to back out, especially since he was turned into a vampire. You pretty much trapped him into a relationship.
>Why do you think they had the Mizore side story?
>>691917204
>
>>691916023
Depends on what I'm shooting.
But if we're talking what I think we're talking then probably a good 500 yards.
>>691916669
Pretty good. I found a 20 in pants pocket.
>>691916488
Feelsbadman
>>691916233
>>691916488
This should be a get thread.
>Check em
![Kirino [63].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Lj3iJG5.jpg "Kirino [63].jpg")
>>691916669
Hey Fran
I don't know if you got it, but Akiko finished your Ohayo
It looks really good.
>>691917284
Nothing much right now. Just got finished playing some board games with my bros. Ashes: Rise of the Phoenix tonight. Fun deckbuilder that functions a bit like Netrunner.
>>691917384
That's pretty high up there on best feelings right under having a good deed noticed by a stranger and sex.
>>691917374
>
>>691917384
i think i got like 2 gets in a row. i havent really check'd em but i know i got 2 dubs somewhere
>>691916549
What can I say? I'm a sucker for the pop culture icons, cowboys and ninjas man. Well that's some reassurance it's not bad but different.
>>691916669
Slightly tired per usual. You?
>>691917073
>What are Subliminal Messages
Come on now.
>>691917204
Would of done the same, reading a wiki summary wouldn't of given off the same experience. Maybe if I'm reaaaally bored one day I'll watch it.
I'll try, goodnight.
>>691915123
Gitting gud?
>>691916395
Don't say that
>>691916542
Oh damn
>steam then? Skype?
>>691916549
Another season to wait for!
>>691916573
>convinced
Am I the devil incarnate?
>>691917073
Prove it then
>>691917384
Was talking about cumming but wew a rifle from that distance?
>>691918015
Good luck
>Maki
>>691918015
Night Galky!
>>691918093
No silly, you're Santa Claus.
>>691917843
Really? Awesome! I totally forgot I even asked!
>>691917971
Despite being up for a total of 22 hours I'm prime up with energy. It's only a matter of time before I crash and furiously punch my pillow at the intense itching that coats my body preventing me from experiencing the glorious embrace of sleep.
>>691918093
I would like a new scalpel sir. My old one is getting a bit dull.
>Moritcian Fran
>>691917859
>tfw no sex
>>691918093
No.
I can skeet up to 500 yards away.
By the way, for christmas I want a puppy and a kitty and a horsie and a doggie and a birdie and a housie and a spaceship and 5.2 million dollars.
Come visit the /b/ porn chat.
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbmdqbZD
