Waifu claiming thread.
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>>691883057
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Hamakaze claimed
Aya claimed.
>>691896580
Not too long. Just came one day after one of my threads and it seemed nice here.
>and can someone tell me how to fucking play Stellaris? The in-game tutorials didn't help me at all.
>>691896580
Smuggles is being mean again.
QOTT: Why do you guys hate me so much?
>Cheshire Cat claimed
My waifu is not an old man pleaser >=(
>>691896981
Never said they weren't~
Claiming
>>691897246
Hate is a strong word man. I don't think any of us hate you. You were trying to stir up bad things, which lead some of us to dislike you.
>>691897265
Whatever you say doujinshi don't lie :^)
Yo add me on Facebook
"Antonio Ramirez" I'm wearing a black hoodie and my cover photo is Haruhi (she was my first waifu)
I'm from Yuma Arizona, let's be friends :)
>>691897319
Roll
>>691897217
Rolling for them DDs
>>691897246
It's because im an elitist oldfag
>Just kidding, I dont hate you,
>>691897319
Road trip?
>>691895944
Because she's not my waifu. Universal rule.
Your waifu a shit.
>>691895017
https://youtu.be/VbxgYlcNxE8
https://youtu.be/3YOYlgvI1uE
>>691897246
I dont hate you.
>>691897265
Your waifu a shit though
>>691897393
Lol, okay. At least my waifu isn't boring as fuck like a certain someone.
>>691896742
I can't help it, I made him lose all hope.
'teh lolzz' weren't worth it.
>I miss the guy as well.
>>691897246
Literally who.
>>691896520
Maybe, I can't tell for sure.
He might as well have used this as an excuse to finally leave.
Still, giving the final blow feels bad.
>>691897219
Welcome to the thread!
>>691896707
>>691897265
It's a meme here. You're new I see. Stick around, old man pleaser~
>>691896775
Learn something new everyday day huh?
>>691896841
It's not too late to fix your's
>>691897229
Oh hush!
>>691897246
You're new to me. Another MGE? AND is a cheshire cat? Very good choice my dude. But kiki won my heart
Claimed
>>691896224 (Haram Leader)
That might be best, this is the internet and /b/ after all. Didnt the wind make it hard to hold the phone?
>>691896249 (Smug)
Surprisingly, it also doesnt help that im really picky with what i save so its a 50 50 i think
>>691896841 (THE BEST)
Yea, i like normal metal though i usually gotta be in the mood for it. Just a lot of chill and Ayreon from rory. Some bookmark worthy stuff
the one on the far left is my husbando
Claimed.
>>691897469
20/20.
>>691897580
How do you think you gave the 'final blow'?
>>691897626
I'm new to the whole waifu thread thing, but I've been on this autistic board for a while now. I never really come in these threads except to shitpost or shit-talk shitty waifu.
>>691897246
because can't pet cat
>>691897446
roll 'o'
>>691897732
canada
>>691897469
Gonna need some nickname for you Mirai
>>691897626
Noticed
>
>>691897731
Them feels
>>691897732
Howdy hanku
I claim the anon below my post
>>691897731
Sup Orange
>>691897953
Hi.
>>691897580
I wasn't here for whatever you did, but I doubt it was only you.
>I still talk to him regularly if that makes you feel any better
>>691897369
I just pointed out that there was no previous thread in the OP and then Utah called me a nigger "using metaphores" and called me a "furry fuck" and then we got in an argument and he was being very edgy and stubborn
>>691897626
Well, at least we're both smuglords
>>691897936
Cat is not for petting!
>>691897981
You are now mine
>>691897452
Rolling again tonight?
>>691897464
A road trip sounds pretty awesome, not gonna lie
>>691897626
You have much to learn, lil' smug :^)
>>691897576
>Saber
>Boring
>>691897246
Honestly I haven't payed you a single thought today.
>>691897469
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>>691897626
It's too early though. Won't need it till August.
>>691897631
>OF YOU
Same it can be quite pumping at times. Lay it on me man, give me the good stuff.
>Best idol claimed
>>691897626
Meanie!
>>691897631
>Back to Haram Leader
Allahu snackbar.
Yes, that's why I had to slow down from 90 mph. If i slowed down a bit more, I could've did my arm completely straight.
>>691898097
Fine. Do you want a pic of my ass?
Off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone.
>>691898024
Do you have a folder dedicated to Hank hill? Or is that just photo number 22 of him?
>If it's a folder dump the folder here
>>691898095
Please don't start again
>>691897936
r∅ll
>Mirai claim
How did you two even know it was me?
>>691897761
Shiro, how goes it?
>>691897944
A nickname? What for, Smug?
>>691898245
Yes. Post it here with timestamp
>>691898282
Night Kyokokokokoko.
>>691898284
Yes.
>No.
>>691898364
Im at work now but I have an older pic. Do you want that with a slight edit to change the name?
>>691898163
Maki! What's crackin', Shipmate?
Best yahari right here
Hi again. Karin for ever. <3
Not to sound annoying or stupid, but could someone that plays Stellaris, give me at least some tips on how to play?
>I feel like a moron for asking but I am REALLY confused.
>>691898282
Gooodnight Italy's best bread baker.
>>691898348
Those glasses are quite memorable, yes? Easy to spot ya.
>How goes it
Oh, I'm doing pretty well. I believe the last time we talked I was being a sad sack and the such. My mom's out of the hospital now so that's very nice, I'm back to my old two mile route for run, and just feel generally more happier, at least to some extent.
>>691898556
Crouch under your desk with a sticky note and pen. Write timestamp on said sticky note. Shove pen up ass. Post pic.
>>691897631
Kek cant be picky unless it's lewds~
>>691897910
Kek stick around
>>691897953
DAMMIT
>>691898095
You new to thread? I'm cool with another member of smug crew
>>691898128
Hm?
>>691898163
Gonna wait 2 months?
>>691898211
Qt~
>>691898282
Night
>>691898348
the glasses. You said this before when I was the first to noticed you posting nothing but red glasses. Giving everyone a nickname cause why not?
>>691898580
Yo
>>691898761
>Tiny pic
>Tiny dic
>>691898095
but i want to pet it
>>691898293
r011
>>691898899
Im not at that kind of work
>>691898129
Exceedingly. She's too obedient and loyal. Unless your into that I guess.
>>691898024
Hows your night goin
>>691899063
I even used a really easy pic for you to notice too
>>691899287
Your waifu a shit though.
![Kirino [42].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GsFEEk3.jpg "Kirino [42].jpg")
>>691898163
That sounds pretty lewd best idol, heres one rory sent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_z4LTWvpOY
>>691898211
Im just gonna switch between the 3 titles and go with whatever.
>slow down to 90 mph
wew, im surprised the pic looked so clean all things considered
>>691899063
Thats fair, i get so much lewds and barely any art. Its about a good 1/4 ratio of art to lewd.
I went back for another kolache when i got more donuts, good stuff
>>691899154
;$;;+#**@@rool
>>691899063
Not cute! Eh!
>>691899608
I had to slow down FROM 90. 90 is my normal speed, 75-80 feels like a crawl.
>>691899535
>Copy paste cliche edgy lolita
>Not shit
Nice try kid.
>>691898679
You did seem depressed for a while there. I'm glad to hear about your mother's recovery. Exercise, huh? I'll probably start that again. I stopped when I started being an alcoholic. I wonder if I can do both.
>claps
Good to hear, all around. I love good news, hehe. Life's always so dreary. I hope it all just gets better and better for you, Shiro.
>>691899063
Everyone wears red glasses, though. Alright, do we decide our own nicknames or are you placing bumper stickers on our butts?
>>691899815
Still not refuting my claim of your waifu, the old man pleaser in exchange for monetary gain, a shit.
>>691899815
>Copy paste Tsundere
>Not a shit
Your phantasm wouldn't happen to be unlimited bait works right?
>>691899367
Fine.
>>691899714
one on left is best o'o
rell
>>691899993
I heard bumper stickers! :V
Overwatch God Here.
Wasup?
>>691899714
kawaii
>>691900005
Bruh idk where you're getting this shit from, but that's not canon.
>>691900076
>Copy paste
>Imp fucking lying
>People die when they are killed
Dude, your noble phantasm wouldn't happen to be unlimited shit taste works would it?
>>691898282
Night.
>>691898567
Heyo Mirai, the usual grind. Getting by and such with life. Still looking for work but I got some odd jobs planned with neighbors so that's something right? Started running and working out again too so I'm kinda occupied when I'm not being a lazy fuck. How about you? Doing good or at least decent I hope.
>>691899063
Sounds like a bad idea huh? Maybe it'll get pushed up to July.
>>691899608
Oh no I'm not like that other idol m8. You know the one with the "cute butt" apparently. Nice transition at the beginning.
>>691900276
Ayy lamo
>>691900264
>>691900397
3 > 1 > 2 :)
They all adorable though
>>691900136
Are you interested in this
>moka
>>691900465
>refuting the old man pleasing
>not refuting your waifu being a shit
You're either an old man pleaser, or your waifu a shit.
>>691897580
All I can really tell you is, don't dwell in the past, but remember what is has taught you. If you're living in the past, you're not going to have enough time to realize what's important in the present, and won't be able to look towards what's important in the future.
>>691899993
>alcoholic
Best not be being serious mate, I swear on my mother whom was puking constantly if she wasn't drinking, leaving the people around her to a miserable life. I don't want it to affect you or the others around you, the drinking. It's not worth it. I hope you keep doing good too though friend.
>>691900465
Actually it is canon it is implied in the original VN(which is an wrote btw) Rin pleases men to pay for the type of magic she uses since she uses those crystals. Doujinshi expanded upon this.
Meanwhile Saber is loyal had respect and generally kind to most people
>>691900849
>Refuting nothing about your waifu being copy paste cliche edgy lolita bullshit
You're either a fucking weeb or your waifu a shit.
>>691900136
Take this too
>>691900875
That file name
>we both know it wont
>moka
>>691899367
I'm used to the gif are the notice me senpai saying
D:
>>691899608
Wew lad why the lewds?
Kolaches are thst good huh?
>>691899789
Not cute and tsun! I'll call you pretty boy tsun and plushie! ^_^
>>691899993
You're the only waifu with red framed glasses. Eh in doing it on the go
>placing bumper stickers on our butts?
It depends if the butt is nice~
>>691900541
It ain't bad my dude. Unless you start something in August lol
>>691900953
Loyal, respects others, kind and is beautiful?
I'm going for my run now, see y'all soon!
>>691899993
sorry about dropping out mid conversation, we'll talk once i get back, yes? read >>691901209
>>691901148
Thank you.
>>691900953
>Implied
>Canon
>DOUJINISHI
Okay bro. I'm gonna need some citation. Because you're not too good at describing shit.
>>691900541
Is love Live like a real band?
Im on youtube and theres like actual chicks singing these songs at concerts. The fuck>?
oh and wasup maki
>>691901209
Take care
>smug
>>691901163
which?
>>691899063
Sorry, was switching to my computer
Yeah I'm relatively new
Got on today
>>691899154
No! No pets!
>>691901056
I refute nothing about Rory-sama. I know she's an edgy lolita. Although if you watch the anime or read the manga you find out she isn't as edgy as you would believe. She just comes across as edgy because 'muh god of death hur hur'.
Also, global rule. Your waifu a shit.
>>691901442
Neither
Would just run away
>>691901569
Hey man, losers gonna lose.
>>691901340
https://m.reddit.com/r/fatestaynight/comments/3658pw/could_someone_explain_tohsaka_rin_pleases_old_men/
This thread contains a bunch of sources
>>691901569
Its
>you're waifu a shit
Retard
>>691899789
>80 feels like a crawl
I have to admit im jealous. Im still driving around only getting 40 at most. Maybe one day
>>691900541
Well you are the best idol so that means you have to have the best butt too
I like the longer songs like these where you gotta kinda commit to them in a way
. >>691901177
You tell me man, idk why there is mostly that. We gotta blame the artists for being a bunch of lewd masters
Well they are definitely better than i thought they would be, i usually dont like breakfast foods so finding on i like is always good
>>691901789
And your waifu canonically pleased old men.
>>691901875
My bad. Im so bad at Spiking.
>>691900659
roll for more cute lolis :3
>>691901560
not even 1?
>>691901177
Nope! Not cute! Not tsun! Not plushie!
>>691901917
>40
Oh god, you poor soul. I don't even go 40 in 25 zones.
>>691901862
There are no actual sources here. It literally just says that it's hinted at. Desperate weebs dream up all sorts of shit.
>>691901177
I gotta switch it up
Cant get stale
>>691901331
I do what i can
>>691901376
Those are the VA of u's
>>691901560
Welcome to the thread. May you enjoy your stay you horny smug cat
>have a smug cat face
>
>>691901917
Is the anime it self has mugen being naked?
Don't eat all of it! Leave some for the rest of us texans!
>>691902182
>dat pic
You look so much like a plushie!
>>691900875
neh
>>691902389
It's appreciated.
>>691902389
Trying to keep your senpai's notice sharp huh? Very nice sensei
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>691902284
Did you not read the thread
> Tohsaka-ke no Kakei Jijou
>Obviously hasn't played the VN either
Your waifu a shit man can't say much more than that
>>691902509
Am not.
>>691902621
I don't think I've ever seen a Miku last more than a single claim at random, thinking on it.
>>691902131
I need to get more :0
roll
>>691902509
I am a plushie
>>691902669
How have you never had a kolache
Shits gooder n hell
>open wide
>>691902709
I already said I've never played the VN. And I don't ever plan on it. Doesn't change the fact that your waifu is boring as shit.
>>691902509
You can pet the kitty, smug friend
>>691902131
No! Not for you!
>>691901177
Classes start mid August again. Eh early August will be fine.
>>691901376
Not a band but an idol group. I mean no they aren't real school idols but the anime is based off of the actually singers within the group. They do the VA roles in the show and preform on stage too. All the songs you see have been done professionally on stage, too bad they had their final concert a few months ago. This is one of the concerts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzQ-jMeB8GA
Other than that how ya doing?
>>691901917
Wew, how flattering~
Each section is a whole new experience.
>>691903147
>Implying the story of King Arthur is shit
>Implying a knight as your waifu is boring
>The Ruler of England boring
My sides are in orbit
>>691902621
Miku
>>691902767
ö
roll
>>691903263
:c
>>691902182
Dont you ever get pulled over for speeding?
Sounds like someone is throwing the truth at you again cutest rider
>>691902509
Theres only one episode where he is naked
>pic related
Maybe juist this once, i am craving some cereal right about now and i might go for a late night bowl
>Captain Crunch is bae
>>691903327
You know i got you maki
I always listen to music when im online so its great music to post with. You cant really autopilot with this kind of stuff
>>691899993
So close, the quints. I could taste them.
>>691900276
Kahaha, can this be a thing? Rather than have a family photo, we should commission Eu or someone for bumper stickers of all of us.
>>691900541
Decent would be a little much. Getting by, same as you. But better, can definitely describe it. Still drinking, but hey. Some things never change. As long as you're not sittin' around, not tryin', you're fine. Fading away is a sin, in my book.
>>691900875
Don't worry, Shiro. I don't let it rule me. Nor do I let it affect anyone but myself. Good luck on your run.
>>691901177
>Czech'd
Mirai's butt is a good feature, yes, but her glasses. Oh man.
>>691903630
Welcome to the thread.
Where there is an actual waifu discussion going on.
What a world we live in.
>>691903327
im doing alright bored tonight. Was playing overwatch. My rainbow six squad is being a bunch of faggets cuz i dont get along with one of them. Fuck em.
So im watching parasyte.
Other than that not much.
>>691897361
Ill fuckin slice your pizza, bro. Ill fight you to the death over moka
![Kirino [32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JHrprW3.jpg "Kirino [32].jpg")
>>691903774
Been a while since we actually talked about waifus and not just our random days gone by.
>>691903725
Captain crunch>all other cereal
>>691903929
You can try
>
>>691903438
>Implying that a woman can be a king
>Implying that a knight would know anything about sex
>Implying that ruling a hellhole of a country like england is anything to be proud of
You've got to try a little harder kiddo.
>>691904150
Of course a old men pleaser would know about a ton of thing in sex
:^)
>>691903630
>
>>691903725
Nope. Because I'm not an idiot, I don't run lights, or stop signs, and I ALWAYS have 2 fingers on the clutch and the brake in case I need to slow down fast.
WHY?! It's not even true!
>>691903726
That took me a good while to end up making. Probably going to actually have it made.
She is Mine!
Miho claimed
24+ hours and im still awake
>>691902742
>pouty plushie a cute!
>>691902881
>light gasp!
>>691903038
I live in texas my entire life! I love the jalapeños kolaches!
>Ahh
>>691903263
>
Yes!
>>691903327
How about late july?
>>691903725
And that's it? Got any good face reactions?
Bruh you making me hungry
>>691903726
If only a certain blonde waifu was here to see this~
Dude I bet you're really into girls with glasses
>>691904485
I agree, Makoto is quite cute.
>>691904613
FUCK WRONG PIC
>>691904433
Sleep.
>>691904150
>Implying that Artoria Pendragon wasn't ruler
>Admitting that your waifu is only for sex
>Implying medieval England was a hellhole
Try again
>>691904371
Kek
>>691904371
This is a dumb meme. Stop it.
>>691904413
Literally.
But either way, nobody else wants her. Go wild.
>>691904046
Its scary is what it is.
>>691904433
Go to sleep miho
>>691904375
I generally only dont speed if the road is dangerous. Like raining or icy. Like most mornings in winter.
>I get the feeling winters here would literally kill you
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>691904433
ffs sleep.
>>691904686
>>691904822
>>691904827
But my feet are still swollen.
>>691904715
>Implying that a female ruler isn't called a queen
>Implying that I ever admitted that, and didn't think of it as nothing more than an added bonus
>Implying that medieval England wasn't a shithole of a country until the magna carta
Dude, you're not too good at this.
>>691904433
>
Better be a good reasong on why
>>691904643
Does have that amazing smile
>>691905016
Is it allergens?
Step right up step right up and get your popcorn! We got Discount Tohsaka vs Newfriend Tohsaka tonight!
>>691904051
Crunch berries master race
>>691904375
Thats fair, but i meant more of them getting you for speeding
I think thats the 4th person now that agrees with me, im waiting on you to agree
>>691904485
Most of my folder is angry or kinda wierd faces with an occasional smile.
Sorry mang, im just a big snacker, its what i do
One man cheeseburger apocalypse claim
>>691904485
>implying i cant wait 4 hours and go buy kolaches in texas
Bruh asians owns donut shops like the jews own gold
Texas aint got nothing to do with it
>>691905176
Its captain crunch you cant go wrong
>>691902742
Miku it's mine.
>>691905359
>implying friends
>>691905359
Reply
>>691904822
>Winter mornings there
I feel it'd be like a rainy day here.
>Although I've been getting better at the rain
>>691905114
The amazingest!
>>691905176
Ya, but speeding, unless very obviously done in front of a cop on a normal road, won't get you in trouble. And on the freeway, they don't really care too much. I had exactly one time where a bike cop pulled up next to me when I was going 90, made a motion to slow down, and then went on his merry way after I did.
I'm not cute! You're all delusional!
>>691905016
Anti-inflammatorys are your friend
>I dont even need to say anything between Saber and OMP.
>kek
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>691905016
One more reason to sleep
>>691905609
OMP?
>>691905359
>friends again
>>691903725
Thanks Mugen, you da real MVP.
I know right? Sometimes I go through about 2 or 3 playlist while I'm here.
>>691904433
Absolute madman, sleep. Let the body rest and heal.
>>691903916
Eh sounds like a rough night, been vidya gamed out honestly haven't been wanting to play much. How's that show? Heard it was good.
>>691904485
Hmmm if I did it then it'd go to shit mid August.
>>691903726
Shoot that's not that great man but hey let's take better, happy to know that. That is true but moderation is key and all that jazz. Yep I haven't gotten to that point yet, sometimes it calls for me but I can't be like that, not now.
>>691905571
I spent the first minute scraping frost off my dials and mirrors. Then my clutch froze twice on the way.
>gunk inside gets cold and grips the cable
>clutch gets heavy until it takes time to release and Im stuck with no power at 50 kph coming up to corners
>Ive gotten good at getting to neutral and pulling to the side
Raining actually makes the conditions better here. At least the rain is warm.
>>691905890
Old Man Pleaser.
>>691905176
Kek
I feel ya
>>691905318
Thats true. Went to one owned by Hispanics
>>691905359
I remember
>>691905571
The one meant to protect!
WIN
>>691905114
No idea.
>>691905609
Ok?
>>691905625
I'm in bed.
>>691906055
Fucking kangaroo land, what the fuck.
>>691906087
And protect it I shall!
>>691906087
>ownes by mexicans
Cant wait for the wall
Claimed
Got my Red Stag and my waifus with me. All is well on this birthday night. <3
How are you all doing?
>>691906434
>birthday
Is it drunk time?
DAB
A
B
![Kirino [508].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ayAlknB.jpg "Kirino [508].jpg")
no
>>691906664
You'll make a smug happy if you do!
no
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>691906229
Put the phone down and sleep.
Its what? 3am or something?
>>691906793
>no
Good.
>>691906587
Oh you know it is cutie
CUTE
C
U
T
E
>>691906797
I love you too frenemy
>>691906797
Nice try
>>691906797
shinoa a qt
>>691906283
It looks like itll be just as bad tomorrow.
>and without rain again
Fuck I love winter /sarcasm
>>691906587
Give me 2-2.5 hours. Ill join you.
>>691906797
There there.
>>691906969
6969
Checked
![Kirino [278].png](https://i.imgur.com/vuBTFEe.png "Kirino [278].png")
>>691906924
Good.
>>691906797
But its forbidden for a sensei-senpai relationship
>>691905318
What do you think about fruity pebbles?
>>691905571
Oh thats cool, ive heard cops differ from area to area. In my home town they were awesome, and in arizone they were scummy. I did have a cop here buy me a flavored water so they are on my good list so far
You showed us the pics and you cant deny it now. You a cute harem weeb rider
>>691906087
I pretty much only try to post the few smiles since they are my favorite, and im one of the people who chooses pics in relation to the post
>>691906587
No, thats a bad drunk. Go to bed
>>691906797
>Filename
Was another arrow anon here recently?
>>691907098
Should come stay a few months over here in the land of eternal fucking summer.
>>691907193
Depends on the cop around here, and if you're being an asshole or not.
I AM NOT CUTE! I DON'T EVEN HAVE A HAREM!
>>691906229
Weird
>>691906283
Till the very end!
>>691906404
404 confirms
>>691906434
Happy birthday frenemy!
>>691906793
You're pretty cool
>>691906939
<3
>>691906969
69 <3
>>691907048
:D
>>691907098
Yay from m'smugger!
>>691907185
But doable!
>>691907193
I'm sorta like that but I like showing off my favorite art too
>>691907264
Yes I am
>>691906924
140am.
>>691906434
Still living it up I see. Glad you're having fun m8. Doing fine as of now.
>>691907386
>I am not cute
>Implying
>>691906939
O boi
Time to finish that bottle of scotch and then have a few beers~
>>691907128
Eheh~
>>691907098
Alright then, I'll be waiting
>>691907193
B-but..
I promised dab-girl I'd drink with him a few days ago for his b-day!
>>691907411
It's a sign~
>>691907386
>implying you're not cute
>smug
