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Waifu thread: Tsubaki disturbs some shit edition.
>claim your waifu/husbando
>discuss
>RP/ERP to a minimum
>original insults
>trips and trips alone may steal a claimed waifu
>quads have to contemplate what it would be like if their waifu were physical and in a relationship with them
>have fun
QOTT: Hypothetically, if you had to abandon your current waifu, who would you pick? Why? If this is too horrible to contemplate, why did you pick who you did for current waifu?
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nice thread dude :DDDD i hope you get more responds soon :DDD
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Claimed
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:o
shinoa roll
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The one and only rub
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What the fuck.
Copy the rules and save them somewhere is you want to bake.


Who even is this
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I would never abandon my waifu
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>Tsubaki disturbs some shit edition.
Literally who
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>tfw no gununu
>>691883057
I guess Menma from Anohana. Even if the anime was super disappointing, her character was still really nice and very similar to Shiro. Back when I was watching Deadman Wonderland, we had very similar personalities. She was always lively and happy.
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BLONDE HAIR BLONDE HAIR BLONDE HAIR
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Filthy early bake without proper OP.

>>691883057
>QOTT
Not really sure if I would pick someone else.

>why did you pick who you did for current waifu?
Because of her ideals and her backstory.
And because she's qt.

>>691884425
Kek'd at filename
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>>691883057
Kotori minami. She has everything that screams "wifey"

>>691884545
Lil ship
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>>691884425
kill yourself you did like 8 times
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Premature bake. The bread is now downy

>Hamakaze claimed
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Heyoooooo
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>>691884745
Pretty boy idol
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>>691884425
still rolling for you and shinoa :o
>
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>>691884745
Noticed boy idol.
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>>691884741
Lil' smug
Anything going on right now?
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>premature bake
>literally never started a waifu thread
>it takes anyway
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>>691885130
Kill yourself
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>>691884867
>>691884921
Thanks Anons!
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>>691885130
>>it takes anyway
Maybe take your own life :^)
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>>691884775
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>>691884873
Ohhhh it's you sachi

>>691884775
Mirozre

>>691884819
Best dood

>>691885026
Watching weeb stuff. You?

>>691885339
Thought you'd knew who I was but it seems I was wrong
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>>691885130
you're waifu a shit slave
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Best waifu is blind waifu
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>>691883057
Snek.
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>>691885446
My waifu has shit taste in meisters/handlers/operators.
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>>691885487
She looks prettier with that shade of eyes and hair.
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>>691883057
>why did you pick who you did for current waifu?
Her personality is one that I love. Tsuns and the calm/refrained type are wonderful to me. Along with her beautiful singing voice and red hair of course.

>>691884819
Sup Best Swordsman.

>>691885435
Good to hear things are well. Seems like your schedule is slowly returning huh?

>Claimed
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>>691884061
dog who is this, i appreciate some good smug
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>>691885680
It's nice, but I still prefer the original.
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>>691885435
I've had anons calling me names people normally use, so...
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>>691885435
yeah on mobile so no pics
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>>691885435
>
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>>691883057
>who would you pick?
Only correct answer would be no one.

>why did you pick who you did for current waifu?

She's Intelligent, nihilistic and has a wicked sense of humor.

She's also cute, loyal
>and available
by the end of the series.

>>691885130
It's alright, I'm just curious about why not use the normal rules.
Just copy paste it, anon.
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>>691885435
Gonna play some Darkest Dungeon soon
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Yuno so is the friend request from 2 hours ago yours?
Also Saber claim
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>>691883864
:D
>>691884761
Those were memes
>>691884873
rolling for this cutie :)
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>>691885962
Noticed
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>>691886282
He went for chicken tendies.
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>>691885435
Best smug

>>691885858
That what i like to hear, about to eat some ic cream. You?

>>691885974
I saw your dangerous selfie, glad to see you didnt lose that arm
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>>691885962
Barry.
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>>691886079
Loyalty best answer. As for the rules, I wanted to do something new.
>>691886035
Pls love me
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>>691885931
Megumeme, yo.
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>>691886364
>>691886472
Ey
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Im tired
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>>691886610
Is she from Jitsu wa Watashi wa
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>>691885487
She looks cuter

>>691885858
Yup it seems so and I'm happy with that

>>691885974
Makes sense. Gotta call you something else. How about plushie?

>>691886002
Oh damn :/

>>691886035
Supposed to say


>>691886128
Tell me what the gameplay is like besides it being an awesome me 2d shooter

>>691886282
Beautiful~

>>691886447
Sup my dood
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>>691886316
no u the cutie
roll
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>>691886941
>2D shooter
I thought it had a turn-based combat system
Never played it yet~

>>691887148
Gonna have to agree with the smugs there
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>>691887066
dubs

roll :o
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>>691886447
I bet it is. Wew sounds good man, got some downstairs. May join you on that. Looking into a artist named Emancipator.

>>691886941
Wonderful. Now how long will that last?

>>691887148
Keep that chin up Saber, gotta see what I found earlier.
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Nice thread.

Shit waifus everywhere.
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Claiming the greatest waifu of all
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>No Yang.

I got this, fam.
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>>691887148
Such a qt when blushing

>>691887697
That part I didn't know. Just say a game play

>>691888120
Hopefully for months

>>691888406
Good to see you again
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GAS THE KIKES
HANG THE NIGGERS
BURN THE FAGGS
WALL THE SPICS
NIKE THE MUDSLIMES
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>>691888120
>>691888781
S-Stop it
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>>691887746
singles ;3
roll
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>>691886941
Trying to find more folder worthy things, not going well as usual

>>691888120
Nice, cant go wrong with ice cream. Are you looking to have a commission done?

>>691888406
Hello hamster
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>>691888680
That pic isn't accurate anymore... ya know.. the arm.
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Rolling for Shiro and Galky~

>Takes hours to fix up my fucking fleet, The things I do for bote grills.
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>>691889210
'S'all good.
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>>691886941
Plushie? Why plushie?!
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>>691888680
>RWBY waifu
>not Ruby or Blake
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>>691888781
>booth up the game
>immediately tells me that I'm basically trash and that I'll fail
I love it already
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>>691889617
Roll
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Aya claimed and who's thread is this?
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>>691889666
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>>691889666
STOLEN!
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>>691889617
>>691889666
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>>691883057
That is basically my 'who is your second waifu' question. I go with Severa. For obvious reasons.

Rory-sama claimed
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>>691889677
some newshit that didnt know what he was doing
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>>691888781
Wew. That's a high goal man. Good luck to ya though, these schedules alternate so much.

>>691888968
But I wasn't the one that called you cute. Just because of that you're a top-tier qt now in my book.

>>691889129
Java Chip mang, pretty good. What flavor do you have? Not that kind of artist kek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8WooPsxa68
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>>691888968
Where's the fun in that?~

>>691889129
What kind of folder? Dem 2D grils?~~

>>691889293
The life of an admiral;_;
Thought I only called Galky, Galky

>>691889449
Would call you cheeky becuase them cheeks but it sounds like cheeki breeki. And plushie was on top of my head

>>691889617
>>691889666
Damn

Have fun with this and the game~

>maki get
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>>691890026
Fuck off oldfag
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>>691889825
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>>691890218
not an oldfag by anymeans
just been around long enough to know what the fuck to do
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>>691889677
Hey there.

Good to see you, how are you?

The thread was early baked, that's why I couldn't make it.
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>>691890161
I gotta for school and work and maybe other things too

>maki get
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>>691889523
>Blake
I know enough furries to know how that'd go.

>Ruby
Too hyperactive.
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>>691890020
DER JUDEN NEDSALEJDZON SHOG DEM
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>>691889666
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>>691890590
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>>691889677
Seen the anon around from time to time but I'm not sure

>>691890026
Dude was close by one image

>>691890430
I think I've seen you sometime before here
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>>691890368
I'm good. You?
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>>691890430
>
>>691890541
I need time to capture a juden first.
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>>691889666
>>691890019
No

>>691890179
Thanks
My first guy is already dead, he got critted so I ragequit kek

>not gonna deal with this shit
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>>691890876
I'm doing good aswell.

Up to much?
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>>691890921
HEIL GUDDEN HENTENG
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>>691890430
>too hyperactive
Imagine the sex. Also, women with fetishes for guns are hot. And don't you dare lie and say you don't want to rub the catgirl's ears and make her purr for you. Or better yet, put a collar on her.
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>>691890800
doesn't matter
look at the fucking op
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>>691890161
Im rolling with generic vanilla with chocolate on top
Ohhhhhhhh, gotcha. This is nice so far

>>691890179
My mugen folder of course, na its just my one 2d boy. Finding art for this guy that isnt loods of him and fuu or him and jin is such a pain
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>>691891078
Lame.
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>>691891184
You've caught me there. I'd be perfectly fine with putting a collar on Blake and making her a good little slave, but this is for waifu material.

Just remember, y'all. At least I ain't picking Weiss. Too. Stuck. Up.
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>>691883057
Im gonna be 20 soon and ive never socialized with a girl. I spent the last 5 days moping in bed and i wanna die
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SFLHXlEZcUc
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>>691891300
Sacchi and another another already rolled trips on me
Now you guys need quads :^)
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>>691891199
ELITIST
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>>691891671
I'm 28 and virgin it's ok
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>>691891181
SEIG HEIL
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>>691891701
Aw shit
Roll :^)
>Saber
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>>691891745
kill yourself
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>>691891613
>Weiss being Weiss
Exactly the reason I didn't choose Lelei. Far superior mind and amazing waifu, but shes way too smart. And Rory-sama has the whole 'lick your blood and make you functionally immortal' deal.
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>>691891926
Woah, you give me strength
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>>691890965
>

>>691891078
Fucking kek already?

>>691891199
Let the guy learn his mistakes. He'll learn from past mistakes

>>691891225
Arts, screenshots?
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>>691889293
Oh.
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>>691890590
Cute.
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>>691890161
>>691890179
C-Cmon now
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>>691891613
No argument from me on that one. Although she's the only one whose weaponry I'd wager I could use anything close to effectively. Well, hers and her sister's. I can't punch for shit, Crescent Rose would be too heavy, and Gambol Shroud just isn't in my skill set at fucking all. But hey, waifu material should also cater to your fetishes. A romantic relationship is inherently sexual, after all.
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>>691890425
Understandable. May have to do that myself later in the month.

>Can guarantee it's not happening today.

>>691891225
A classic, although I could do with the chocolate sauce. Yep, one of the many passersby here recommenced him. Different from anything I usually listen too but it's very ambient which I like.
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>>691890179
The life I want. Times change my friend~

>>691891184
Hello there, have we met~?

>>691891701
How was the hangover?
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Fukn weeaboos with imag8nary wives
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>>691892226
Galky get!
>already got you though :^)

>>691892330
Now better way than to have a bit of relaxing time then head off to bed

>maki get

>>691892582
Is it for the better?~
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>>691890800
Ah, good to know.

>>691891151
Nothing much, You?
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>>691892634
underage b&
leave
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>>691891926
So long as you don't start naming your fleshlight sleeves!
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>>691892004
>sighs
Is this what I get for teasing ya?
>I'll fucking tease ya until you can no longer resist me~
>but later, not in the mood right now

>>691892071
I know right?
RNGesus wasn't with me ;-;

>>691892582
Awful in the morning, couldn't get up from my bed and the room was reeking of alcohol
Now I'm alright
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>>691892317
Agreed. I have a thing for hips and long hair. Yang nails both of those. Perhaps if Ruby were a few years older, I'd be able to handle the hyperactivity.
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>>691892330
I already shared this to Mugen and Homu, for the sheer awesomeness.
https://youtu.be/ECCuv2HqQWQ
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>>691883057
Karin Miyoshi <3
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>>691892776
Or get an electric toothbrush and name it Jerrard.
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>>691892759
Not much either.

It's 6AM, maybe I'll sleep soon.
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>>691892756
Yus~

>>691892825
You sound like you'd make a great drinking buddy and I just happen to have an empty keg in my shed~
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>>691892825
>Tease me till you can no longer resist me
I don't see an issue there :^)
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>>691892071
Pretty much everything i have is just screenshots, the tiny bit of art is have is....questionable?

>>691892330
There is always a lot of different music tastes that pass through here, you get just about everything. Speaking of, rory gave me a bunch yesterday too

>>691892913
I was just about to tell best about the stuff you have sent me lately. I am loving Ayreon so far
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>>691892873
I love lolis and Ruby caters to that in body and personality. But I also love grown women with nice, reasonably-large tits and hips. Yang and Tsubaki both nail this, but Tsubaki has that special nurturing, caring nature that I love. On top of being a weapon. Got a bit of a fetish for killing tools.
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>>691892994
"Who want suck on this 6 inch sub?"
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>>691893004
>maybe I'll sleep soon.
>maybe I'll sleep
>maybe

Go to bed already, Kyouko.
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>This entire thread
>Saber claimed
>Rin not claimed
You're all doing this thing wrong.
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>>691893004
It's only about 12AM where i am. I'm gonna stay up for a little bit.
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>>691891960
HEIL GADSEN AJ JUDEN ENGSAW UNS
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>>691893035
>empty keg in my shed
Wanna fill it with scotch~?
I'm pretty much drunk almost every 2 weeks and I have at least 5-6 shots of scotch left in my bottle

>>691893155
Of course you'd say that
That's why I'm not gonna actually do it~
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>>691892071
I'm being stolen again?
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>>691893468
But I took a 2 hour nap at 10PM.

>>691893604
Mm I see.
Hope you enjoy your time.
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>>691892292
I dunno. You seem to enjoy it~

>>691892759
Why did you freak out?

>>691892825
RNGesus?

>>691893035
Good to hear! May your ships sail hight and mighty!

>>691893357
Wew lad. Check out some boorus. They should have some more

>>691893695
Teased~
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sqDlbKE196
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>>691893513
Rin is horrible for being waifu material fam.
>>691893932
If you play a roguelike or XCOM, you pray to RNGesus that the 1% crit crits. Because it will crit.
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>>691893695
>>691893932
HMMM?
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>>691894244
You also pray to RNGesus in Destiny to actually get activity rewards.
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<3
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>>691893932
I wasn't freaking out. Or was I?

>>691894116
For some reason, I had my volume down. So I couldn't hear that shit.
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>>691893680
If theres a place that would fill it with scotch, sure.
>better put half down on it though
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>>691893932
The deity responsible for situations that are determined largely by luck, chance, or randomness in online games. Derived from RNG, which means "random number generator."
>taken straight from urban dictionary

>>691894244
I actually too a shot of 1% chance while playing XCOM a few month back
Got the kill that saved my whole squad~
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>>691894244
Did you just?
Excuse me?
EXPLAIN.
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>>691892292
Nope, you did this to yourself cutie.

>>691892756
Blissful isn't it? Spend the night how you like and all is right.

>Not even close.

>>691892913
The twang of the guitar and keyboard is hooking me in.

>>691893357
That is true. Some good some bad, but all worth trying at least once. What he just gave me right now is wonderful.
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best girl
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Claimed

But you guys know what this picture means by now
Have a good one all of you
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>>691894621
You heard me.
>someone has already claimed, then dropped, Rin
>Tohsaka Rin a shit
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>>691886447
That was a hell of a selfie mang. Why would I lose an arm though?

>>691890179
Cheeks? What cheeks?

Back at home, by the way.
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>>691894676
Roll
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>>691894621
>>691893513
>She doesn't know
Good to know the old man pleaser won someone else's heart
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>>691894676
I like her but she's crazy man.
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>>691893932
Well i guess you can tease me. Or are you teasing Sachi? Hmmm?
>>691894262
HMMMM?
>Rattle
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Post songs your waifu would like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0GwXB5DAKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-qv8SSGa8c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFGbSWP-G-o
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>>691894779
Goodnight.
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>>691883057
Mumei.

>Pretty
>Badass
>Funny
>Personality

Best waifu for laifu.
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>>691894594
We could try and fill it ourselves

>>691894779
Goodnight friend~

>>691894809
topkek
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>>691895070
What makes her so special?
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>>691894779
Night Akiko.

>>691895017
>I'm Not Okay
Nice.
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>>691895342
She's inspiring.
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>>691895070
>I fucked up so badly that I made real Emi leave the threads.

I'm the bad guy.
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>>691895490
wot
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>>691893932
I tried, and there was pretty much nothing that i liked. i should probly go check again to see if i missed any though

>>691894675
Pretty much everything people have linked me ive liked so far, except for some death metal. When i was on last night/early morning there was a LOT of good music being thrown around.

>>691894790
You said you were going a decent speed when you took it, you might have crashed or something, idk. Nice helmet and face btw
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Miku?
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>>691895490
Nah.
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>>691895447
How so?
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>>691895490
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>>691895695
play the game..
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>>691895695
this >>691895772
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>>691894780
Why is she a shit though. Enlighten me?

>>691894809
Old man pleaser? She doesn't know?
W-what?
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>>691895419
Nice, but Mumei-san is still best waifu.
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>>691894610
>>691894244
Ohhhhhn so it's like praying to gaben in a way?

>>691894455
Sorry! Thought you were another anon

>>691894621
Old men pleaser has to pay up for answers~

>>691894675
Yes it is. Nice heavy eyes with a bed calling to you in your comfy clothes..~
>maki get

>>691894779
Night

>>691894790
Facial

>>691894951
>>691894262
Maybe both? hmmmm?~

>>691895017

https://youtu.be/pm-VlUkBEUc
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>>691896041
I don't get it? Old man pleaser? I.. Wha?
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>>691895592
I need to edit my face out...
And ya, I was going at about 75-80 mph.

>>691896041
WAT
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>>691895592
He's that rare to find?

>>691895669
A cute

>maki get
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>>691894951
hm?
>rattle rattle
>>691895669
Hatsune?
>>691896041
how could you do this to us smug?
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>>691895722
Sorry that I took him away from you, Galko.
It's my fault.

>>691895685
Tats didn't do anything out of the ordinary.
It was me.
I'm not proud of it.
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>>691895017
https://youtu.be/Yv_hH27WC_g
https://youtu.be/lAo389WHcJo

>>691896041
It's no problem
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>>691895298
Its like, 5 gallons. Thats a lot of scotch...
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>>691896335
It's not though. It was purely Emi's choice on whether he wanted to stay or not.
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>>691896165
You're SO cute! You know that?~

>>691896224
Nothing, plushie. Nothing

>>691896319
Cause am smug :^)

>>691896380
How long have you been on thread?

>Maki get
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>>691896580
No, honestly, I'm genuinely confused. I've only seen UBW and Zero. I don't recall any old man pleasing from her.
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>>691896335
Don't be so hard on yourself.
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>>691896041
Pretty much

>>691896165
>cute
>thighs
Welcome to the thread~

>>691896435
That's enough scotch for a year!
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>>691895592
Wew nah that wouldn't fly with me either. Too much screaming and not actual music. Damn, I was probably in and out of conciseness during that time. Saved anything good?

>>691895949
>Seasonal/10
Thanks for the compliment though :^)

>>691896041
Ah blissful man. Way better than staying up, shoot I miss having a schedule now
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>>691896775
B-but her thighs are her best feature.
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>>691897023
>>691897023
>>691897023
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