you know what to do /b/ dubs decide
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
you know what to do /b/
dubs decide
bumping with stuff from my ex's friend
>>691880694
Good evening m'lady (tips fedora)
>>691880694
I'm interested to know your views on Nigel Farage - he just can't be barged
Hi
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
I Would most certainly like to drink a coffee cup full of your urine m'lady.
>>691882077
damn
>>691881722
so dubs again i guess
Before you get any ideas, no, you cant see my dick
Come over to my place?
>>691880694
You look spec-tacular in your profile pic m'lady (see what I did there).
>>691882401
will do, dubs decides the text after drinking the urine one
Hello.
Ask if her initials are CJB.
Good evening.
Want to come back to my place and watch porn on my 60 inch mirror?
Hi
>>691882796
Cot dammit close... Rerollll
>>691882227
Can you mail me some of your pubic hair? I'm trying to make a plate of pubic hair nachos.
Does the carpet match the pubes?
check my dubs
niggers aren't people
bye whore
>>691880694
Send Dick Pic
want to lick my butt plug?
have you ever gone on 4chan?
>>691883132
Rollll
your ass on my face has taken over my existence. release me from this shroud for which I am trapped
dick pic
>>691882401
dubs decides again
>>691883199
winrar
>>691883199
Fuck You!
>>691883132
roll
>>691883199
does it know le me mes
top kek mate
bye
>>691882455
Post the result OP
I'm on a website right now known as 4chan. All the people there are terrorists who want nothing more than to hurt other people and see breasts all day. This website is demanding that I send you messages of posts that end in the same two digits, also known as "dubs." These people are holding me hostage, threatening to make me say extremely inappropriate things to you for the sake of laughs. I am a brave dissident that has decided to break free and inform you of the horrors that are currently taking place.
>>691883927
Rollin'
>>691883927
reroll
>>691883927
STUD
>>691883927
roll
ROLL
>>691883705
dubs decides again
>>691883927
Rollin'
>>691882061
rolling
>>691883927
roll again
>>691881639
moar
>>691883927
roll
>>691883927
this
>>691883927
one more time
>>691884236
Holy shit OP hurry up
>>691884236
You are an faggot. Simple as that. I hope you die with niggers sucking those pans you call breasts while muslims kill each other over their pork to allah i literally hate you so much kill your self nigger or i will kill yourself with the kkk
>>691884665
with fucking what?
>>691883294
>says hi twice
>says le
>says mlady
Wow op is a massive faggot.
bye.
i had sex with your sister
>>691884765
smoke some weed, it'll do your blood pressure some good
your mom is hot i don't care if she's a little old for me i want to suck on her breasts like they are candy and cum all over her knee caps like i am a perv
>>691884897
Roolingg
check my dubs fam
>>691885033
winrar
Im gonna rape you
>>691885033
Winrar!
>>691884765
>you are an faggot
you should be an hero
I want to diddle your delicious 12 year old butt.
i once fucked an emo girl through her wrist
>>691880694
I doubt theres giong to be a reply after that last one, but if you do reply, tell me all about your absent father and why you thought dying your hair blue would make it all better
>>691883927
Rerereoll
>>691884236
Can i brutally beat the fucking shit out of you with my one ball? I had a ball removed after my bitch exgf bite it too hard after our kinky ball sex
>>691885277
Lulz
>>691885277
yay lol
Oh haha sorry that was my dad. He's such a charmer.
Gay
>>691883927
SPINNING
your name and face makes me feel as if you'd fit in more if you were trying to discover fire in a cave
is op dead
>>691885929
we do not know, but what we do know, is he's a fag
>>691885545
Rolling
well, dubs decides again
M-marry me?
>>691886369
She was only two, but her holes were tight
>>691886506
rollllll
when I'm bored I like to see how many sharpies I can ram into my ass without crying , you wanna know my record?
rip nebec
i got another girl, dubs decides what i tell her
>>691886369
i wanna bang your sister.
are you from tennessee? because if i ever saw you in person id brutally rape and kill you
here we go boys, get dem dubs
>>691886611
i am going to kill myself at noon tomorrow, but i'm taking a few people with me. Don't tell anyone
>>691886600
kek
>>691880694
Hey, can i eat your ass?
>>691886611
oh kek, wrong pic
rip
she unmatched me, this is why we're on jessie now
>>691886787
jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>691886600
Winrar
have you read Netoraserare?
I'm thinking of three of my bodily fluids, two of which you can contract something from. wanna play some russian roulette?
>>691886787
yeah i'm taking a huge dump and using it as lube touching myself to raping you orally
>>691887002
Yeah. Why? Want a pic of my hard dick?
>>691887165
roll xxdxdxd
>>691887002
i am a rapist
if you let me kiss you, I'll make your whole week. If you let me do anal, I'll make your hole weak.
I used to have AIDS
>>691886787
One of my oldest friends sat by my side
his hands resting on his knees
still like a chair
“he didn't want to go like this”
he said and I thought about telling
the uber driver about you
his car smelling like fabric softener
and the night stretching heavy without you
two heartbroken mothers talking
your lips white and everybody
pale like ghosts vanishing in the air
emptying the streets where
you fell on your head on the pavement
and a blood vessel popped in your brain
then your spirit ditched your body
and all we were left with was silence
I hugged Aunt Lupe and I hugged
strangers that cupped my tears in their hands
and we sat in a room with a hole in the wall
and a bed of wooden boxes and blankets
waiting for you to come over and
tell us it was all a big joke
that you would walk in at your own funeral
dancing like an idiot with a big smile on your face
you would hold your mother and say you're sorry
and tomorrow we'd walk the lonely streets again
where puddles of dirty rainwater and black tar
cover the places where bodies fell heavy
where someone’s brother and
someone's son stopped breathing
our soles drag the dirt one more time
and in our souls we can't let go
of the thought of being five minutes earlier
five seconds closer
spank me daddy
i'm bored wanna fuk?
>>691886600
there we go
>>691887477
I am a convicted sex offender
not trying to brag but… out of all my brothers, my cock is the biggest
>>691886506
disu
>>691887477
top kek mate
What with the continuing decline of the Euro, and the instability in the Middle East, It is vital that we do anal to procure the much needed peace that humanity has craved for centuries. The founding fathers have said, 'To do it would be a great service to your country.'
Are your eyes open in that picture? I cant tell?
>>691887900
shiiiittt
>>691887900
this it is
Send noods
i got big penis for u baby u love me long time?
i got that extra thick chopstick for you baby girl
>>691886787
Can you do the last one before she unmatched you? >>691886600
You're a squinty eyed fuck go back to Asia you cunt
ill only date you if you have a penis
I have a boyfriend don't talk to me
>>691888009
Roll
you know something funny? sushi roll and booty hole both rhyme. you know something funnier? I'm hungry for both right now
>>691887900
if she does not answer, we will switch to another girl if another girl answers
we're sticking with the dubs boyz
Fuck niggers
>>691887477
dude she just straight up asked you if you were taking a shit atm? marry her
>>691888701
are you a hooker or a rice farmer?
black people are just a myth
Could you even see my picture to match with me?
>>691888701
Honestly, I'm really thirsty for some clorox. You have any?
>>691888701
Sorry I don't marry chinks. I only marry niggers or glorious white women.
>>691889019
Roll
I'm so sorry my idiot brother had my phone , so you wanna suck my noodle? lol
>>691888791
sadly its from my profile description
otherwise its a pretty good line opener
>>691888701
I'm having sex as we speak. Want me to livestream it?
>>691889198
reroll
can you smell what the rock is cooking?
>>691881639
please for the love of god tell me you have moar!!
>>691889108
roll
i wanna fuck you in the eye hole
>>691889573
reroll
>>691889198
rerolling
>>691889624
reroll v2
>>691889573
rerolling
>>691889808
again
"would you like to convert to radical islam with me?"
I drink semen
>>691889955
i probably got put on the FBI watch list just for typing that, worth it though
>>691889965
v2 again
jessie seems to have fallen asleep or something, so we're switching it up to helena
nig just got dubs, you typing OP?
>>691890232
bye
hi :), what are you doing? Im currently mid enema
>>691890232
kil yourself
>>691890397
reroll
>>691890232
send nudes
>>691890299
>>691890610
rerolling
>>691889955
still dubs boyz
is this dumb nigger ignoring the power of the dubs now? lets lynch him
hey ég er með risastórann böll fyrir þig :)
Wanna see my secret freckle?
Not trying to show off but I moderate a website called 9gag you may not know about it
>>691890610
rerolling again
>>691890765
I will beat you and not let you leave the house and rape you when you don't give me regular sex you whore
>>691887059
rE Coli
Let's kill some niggers you fat cunt
>>691890765
>>691890765
i am going to rape you if you dont send nudes
>>691890765
well fuck. the one dub i get and she ROLLS WITH IT. this is a sign from the heavens. that i need to blow my head off
>>691891042
reroll
Would you like to tongue punch my farther box?
>>691890299
"haha why are you talking to me in english"
moar dubs
>>691891171
rerollllll
>>691890610
roll
>>691891196
bcuz i love anglos
>>691890765
Show me your ass, so I can tell if it's worth it to continue this conversation.
>>691891196
haha sorry , má ég samt troða honum í þig eða? :)
>>691891179
Roll
>>691891196
spam her with ALLAHU AKBAR
100 times
>>691891382
put the translation faggot
>>691891196
this means i have to fuck you in the pooper
>>691890955
>>691890955
>>691890955
>>691890955
>>691887059
a deal's a deal, anon
>>691890610
rerolll
>>691891196
Because I'm Mexican...
tell me where you can live so i can rape and kill you
>>691891534
reroll
>>691891555
WINRAR
>>691883927
reroll
>>691891382
roll
LET ME SHOVE SOME CAPTAIN CRUNCH UP YOUR BUTTHOLE SO i CAN EAT IT SO YUM YUM YUM!!
i will hunt you down and eat your first born son
>>691891555
winrar OP
>>691890311
winrar
>>691891555
trips dont lie
>>691891555
I'm going to murder you with a club like a baby seal
Here's what i'm talking about sweetheart. I'm talking about me, you, a recently expired jar of hellman's mayonnaise, the back seat of my 97 buick le sabre, and talk radio turned up real high like it'll be a real classy afair.
>>691890610
>>691890955
>>691891534
im having a hard time keeping track of all these dubs
doing my best
>>691890311
i missed this one, i will send it next time
>>691892070
roll
>>691891555
you're a good one. I'll make sure to make yours look like an accident.
>>691892204
get us nudes OP!!
>>691892204
you shit
>>691892343
you cant send pictures on tinder bruh
Milk shakes are good for the soul
>>691892451
ahhh well in that case get her number and then get us nudes!!
call me 3 inch sanchez
helena got tired suddenly
but olka comes to the rescue!
finally answered from a previous thread!
>>691892255
if olka replies back, im doing this one, after that we need a fresh dub
>>691892830
Olka... That's my mother's name. And if you're anything like her well i can't wait to be molested behind a chuck e cheese :).
how about you sit on my face and I'll eat that booty like groceries
>>691892830
Ja pierdole jebana kurwa mac
i want my tongue so far up your ass that i can taste what you ate earlier
hey when we fuck can you moo loudly so my son can hear?
>>691893572
kek
we needing fresh dubs now
>>691893703
want me to come over and got even more wasted?
>>691893572
roll
wanna come over and i'll fuck the drunk out of you?
you're so cute! you remind me of my last victim
What's your address? Might as well tell me now before I find out on my own and come rape you violently. Let's make this consensual.
>>691880694
Jk want some dick?
like really drunk? enough to send me nudes?
>>691894103
This OP
Wehehell you ought to know that i call my penis the blitzkreig my polock friend. It comes fast, leaves waste to everything in it's path, and leaves even faster.
>>691894103
So autistic
Rolling for that anyway
>>691894366
winrar
Im gonna fuck you harder than my daughter and her girlfriend
we can do this one of two ways, i rape you then you die, or you die then i rape you
>>691894366
>>691894400
OH SHIT A DOUBLE
>>691894438
THIS
did OP puss out
abandon bread
please deliver op
>>691882796
roll
>>691894906
i might just do that, no girl is answering right now, but ill make another thread tomorrow if any of them answer
remember your dubs and post screenshot of them if you see this thread again tomorrow
going to bed, thanks for the kek's /b/rothers
>>691892830
That bitch was isis yo, once he/she knew you weren't serious quit talking OP
op hurry up you eurofag
well op delivered until now. i guess he's only life, 45% fag
>>691883927
roll
>>691895300
Kill yourself
>>691895571
you know i will babe
