ITT: We poorly describe games and other anons guess what game it is. Last thread 404'd. I'll start.
>play as a retard
>get shitty gun
>follow retard robot
>try to kill other robot
>other robot is your friend
>try to kill retard robot
>gtfo
boards.4chan.org/b/thread/691877924
Sorry I already made a new thread
>>691878763
Portal
>>691878763
Portal kek
>Be desert rando
>kill bandits, dinodogs, and shit
>2 many guns
>dancing robo-nigger
>>691879112
Borderlands
>>691878763
>Be some guy
>Dangerous job
>Someone retaliates against you
>Continues to do dangerous job because of repercussions.
>>691879112
Borderlands
>be nigger
>serve nigger king
>go to mountain and ask god to turn white
>defend yourself in order to become a white
>stuff
>fly to moon
>find out your brother is still a nigger
>kill the jew who brainwashed your brother
>there are three characters you play as michael trevor franklin
>rob banks together
>its made by rockstar
>theres a online mode thats not pay to win
>the abbreviation mixed up is AGT
>>691879687
Uncharted
>Be royalty
>Fucking idiot father destroys all the stars
>Be forced to recreate all of using a sticky ball
>asshole father rates your progress every step of the way
>barely get thanks in the end
>thanks dad
>>691880027
much older than that, but that makes me want to play uncharted
>>691879896
League of Legends
>>691879459
New Vegas
>>691879896
GTA V
>>691880141
lol katamrie or how ever you sell it
>be a total pussy
>have to look for brother in own house
>vacume up house while looking
>>691880141
katamari damacy
>boohoo i'm cursed
>a lot of people cursed
>dicks in power/gods want to genocide the cursed
>break free, make friends with other cursed people
>kill all the gods
>u spawn inn shit area with shit gear
>need to survive and level up
>kill mobs, do quests
>All place is shit inn the world
>u just RP cus pve is boring and pvp is too hard
>be a teenager who jumps into TVs with other teenagers to rescue other teenagers from themselves.
>>691881251
was gonna say diablo, but those games don't have pvp, do they?
>>691880748
Luigi's Mansion
>>691881644
shin megami tensei
>>691881120
God of war?
>>691881644
persona 4
>>691879896
AGT...
Is it America's got Talent for Kinect?
>>691880361
that was my guess too, and i never played nv
>>691881120
Dark souls
>>691879896
CS:GO?
>>691878763
Walk around
Headbut everything
Earn cash
Fells good
>>691879896
super mario
>sun god
>use brush
>save world from darkness
>buttholes
> Live in Queens
> Get Powers
> Fight evil version of yourself
> Evil Version saves you later on
> Art is good too
>>691882806
sadly, i've never played a single god of war, but i imagine it could fit that bill.
>>691883225
nope! i had a feeling that'd be the first guess, actually.
it is, however, from japan
>>691883516
any number of mario games
>>691881251
Mein kraft
>>691884107
Wrong
>>691879687
Final Fantasy 4... One with Cecil/Kain right?
>>691883985
Asura's wrath?
Its outside
Nice inside
Someone says you shouldnt do this
Other guy says do this
Shits fucked
Everyone tries to kill you
Fuck up giant baby monster
Time to chose
>Princess is abducted by demons
>Start in a graveyard
>Have different colored armors
>Have to play the game over again to actually beat it
>>691884999
Half life
>>691884677
aw heck, didn't play it either.
it's more of a role playing game.
>>691878763
This game is kind of obscure and nobody got it last thread
>be 2000s
>skurletons and demons everywhere
>1/7 population
>now it's 2013
>be girl with broom gun
>have edgy ghost friend
>meet soldiers
>main game commences
>>691885036
ghosts n gobstoppers
>>691878763
fucking giant flying crab roomba destroyed retardville again god damnit.
> go outside
> Find water to drink
> Go inside
> Get kicked out of home
> get attacked by army of retards
>Put on masks
>Run at enemy
>Die
>Respawn
>Run at enemy
>Die
>Respawn
>Put on masks
>Run at enemy
>Die
>Respawn
>Run at enemy
>Die
>Respawn
>>691878763
>be a racing game
>learn that you can win by squashing peds and smashing cars
>defeat game by never racing.
>HAIL SATAN
>>691885036
Ghost and Goblins/Ghouls and Ghosts
>>691885556
Majora's mask
>>691885728
FlatOut
>>691885776
nope
>>691885556
Hotline Miami
>>691878763
>a really fun bowling simulator where you can steal cars too I guess.
>play as sneaky dude
>hit enemies with walking stick
>circle button
>>691885855
No. Think... more pixellated but with a better physics engine.
>>691885556
HLM
>>691885997
Gta IV
>>691885997
Gta IV
"Hey cousin!"
>>691886058
and 10 years older.
>>691880419
You're wrong
>>691885994
Yup! Just got both games for cheap on Steam. Missed that game since I lost my old account
>>691878763
>Man this is way too fucking deep for an RPG. Where is my goddamn lightsaber already!
>>691886247
Twisted Metal?
>>691885728
Carmageddon
>>691885036
Ghost n ghouls or some shit
>gone for awhile
>come back
>lady dies, little lady goes missing
>get tortured
>get freed
>try to find little lady
>"Got your package!"
>Gets shot
>in space
>get job as factory software programmer
>breaking and forging chemical bonds
>get promoted
>crazy shit happens because in space
>did I mention your in space?
>destroy Lovecraftian horrors with chemicals
>don't know the end because literally too hard without cheating
>wake up
>fucking murder everything
>>691886444
knights of the old republic
>>691886444
Kotor?
>Pick country
>Stare at map for 100 hours
>Look at score
>Fuck score
>>691887115
Super Columbine Massacre RPG?
>>691887115
Manhunt 2
>>691887115
doom
>>691887517
TOP KEK
>>691887442
Any total war game
>>691887442
any paradox game
>>691887442
Civ?
>>691887629
Which one
>By Azura
>By Azura
>By Azura
>By Azura
>>691886482
Nah... but getting closer
>>691886497
BADA BING BADA BOOOM!
>militaristic game which carries an underlying conflict between whites and blacks
>fight to last man
> secondary goal is to obtain foward territory in remarkibly square swaths
>>691887087
Dead space
>>691878763
>be little faggot
>dont even have a fairy
>do shit
>older
>do more shit
You have a problem if you don't get this.
>>691887442
Pandemic
>>691887907
new one i guess cause that one has a scene of waking up
well, i'm outta here.
i was the game about the cursed characters.
not dark souls
not azura's wrath
not god of war
>Final Fantasy XIII
>friends with old guy and hot bitch
>treasure hunting
>spik wants the treasure too
>fight some zombies
>drown spik
>>691888091
Loz oot
>>691888091
Angry Birds?
>>691888091
Call of Duty
>>691883707
Okami.
>poorly describe game
Pls try harder tho
>>691887442
Civ
>>691888306
Nope, can't believe you didn't get it.
>>691888333
HOLY FUCKING GET, and ofcourse.
>>691887024
Dishonored
>>691878763
>run around
>forget main quest
>grow stronger
>start slashing government employees cause the guards can't do nothing
>mod the shit out of the game until the bitches is all naked
>relax in your mod-enabled tower with your naked fuckbitch and go slash shit
>eventually get bored of this and do the fucking main quest
>lots of red crap and gnarly towers
>gold dragon wut?
>deliver package
>shot
>robot saved your life
>robot stalks you trough all the game
>sweet revenge
Lets see who gets this
>Just walking through a corridor with my three buddies
>See some dude munching pills like you wouldnt believe
>Try to help him with what is clearly a drug addiction
>When I touch him he freezes, his mouth folds back over his body and he disappears
>Mfw
>>691883930
Infamous.
>>691888482
Bingo.
>>691887046
Umm new vegas?
>>691888581
fallout new vegas
>>691888537
Skyrim
>>691888581
Fallout new vegas. Way too easy
>>691881120
Dark soulsss
>>691888537
candy crush saga
>>691888032
Not sure how an rpg based on dnd mechanics is too deep... that's basic rpg shit. You should play the new battlefront. It's about as shallow as you can get
>>691888657
Yup
>Numbers
>Follow The Steps
>>691888728
I was thinking oblivion but will accept this.
>an entire race gets kicked off it's island
>All good because new village available
>All bad because it's a bitch getting there
>Mountain has allergies
>Tree stumps want pizza
>Yellow niggers and bees
>Literally takes for fucking ever and they can only go 24 at a time
>robot
>level up
>level down
>newly made friends die
>fuck this boss
>wait shit that wasnt even the right way to beat the game?
>be a driver
>spaghetti man
>army
>no army
>WISE GUY, EH?
>poop
>Get "asked" to do a job.
>It's fucking cold
>Redhead
>Kill your own brother.
>>691888951
omfg nastalga hit hard, I don't even know the name but the race are all blue ovals yeah
>>691878763
>Dysentery.
>>691889014
cave story my dude
>>691881251
The Division??
>>691889067
Driver 2
>clan of bros
>trying to get some pussy
>have to defeat many trials to get the pussy
>some of your fellow niggas die along the way, get killed by sneezing bridges and papa john
who am i?
>>691887932
Oblivion
>>691889358
Yee
>Spawn
>Make Giant Dick
>>691881251
club penguin
>>691888878
I'm talking about the crazy effort of worldbuilding and character development. Which I honestly like, but sometimes it turned out a bit much.
>ocean allahu akbar
>lighthouse
>fucking crack addicts
>daddy problems
>betrayal
>get old and get diabetes because of the little girls
>>691888591
>Hint: Arcade game
>>691889581
bioshock
>>691879896
Tag?
>cuck ruins everything
>9 years later
>cuck still ruining everything
>>691889247
I feel it too. I won't say the name, but you are right.
>>691889675
Bioshock
>make space ships
>sometimes airplanes
>fly them
>do science
>never come back
>>691889581
Bioshock?
>>691889649
Yes
>>691889644
pac man, 2eazy faggot try agin :)
>>691889644
Pac man? but there are 4 ghost
>>691889644
O wow pacman dur we're fucking stupid
>>691889675
MGS 1,2 and 4?
>>691889788
No.
>>691889789
kerbal space program
>>691889644
Pacman
>>691889581
Bioshock
>>691889431
Zoombinis
>>691889490
Mine craft
>>691888591
pacman
>be a guy who fights humans turned into monsters by a stone
>>691889981
YEEEEEEEEEE
>>691890087
dead space
>>691889067
crazy taxi
>fetish girls (loli, nun, catgirl, nurse, etc) all competing with each other
>many of them have parasites and diseases
>Steampunk, kinda like anime sucker punch
>>691890226
Touhou?
>>691888028
chess?
>>691890175
Yeey
>>691889934
Aw yeah
>>691890301
Nope
>>691890031
Its Spelt Mein Kraft
>>691878763
If anyone gets this I will shit a brick, literally.
>be an alien
>fly around
>get assaulted by geography questions
>collect all 50 states
>play mini game with little slug things and a comic book gun.
>15th century Japanese technology
>and magic
>and nuclear power
>go to hell
>pretty nice neighborhood after they remodeled
>fight bird
>black hole
>everyone is friends now
>mindreader's autistic sister starts some shit
>fuck her up and go hope
>>691890226
skullgirls
>>691889878
>>691889881
>>691889893
>>691889941
>>691890053
Lol well done
That hint might have been a bit to obvious.
wake up in a prison
do shit because snakes tell you to
lots of fires
>>691878763
roll/test
>>691890391
It's spelt you're retarded and trying too hard to fit in
>be mountain climber
>Treasure at the top
>Asshole yeti keeps you off the top
>Have to help retards to climb levels of mountain
>Have to tell some old nigga what time it is
>Have to fix a bitches scale
>Make it to the top, pick up one treasure
>Yeti keeps you all the way to the bottom
>Rinse and repeat
>>691890202
dude
Dude
DDDUUUDUUUDUEEEE
nostalgia rush like you wouldnt believe
Manigga
>>691890442
you got it anon
>>691890519
aww thanks sweetie i love you too
>are a pupper
>niece is killed
>play games on ur iPhone
>find female pupper
>female pupper dies
>sad pupper
>end
>red and green fight for le zap zaps
>>691888951
Oh my god I remember this from elementary school but I cant remember the name
>be born
>tunnel Snake
>???
>Profit
>Sell lumber
>Asshole wants your lumber
>Tell him to fuck off
>Asshole stabs you in the throat
>>691890135
>When he literally only wants pepper on a pizza
>when they start asking for ice cream
Fuck those niggers.
I don't think I ever finished the game once.
>be in a cabin
>cant_get_out.jpeg
>two other friends died
>daddy's gonna catch you
>dodge those missiles
>>691890611
sooo was i right?
Small child continuously abused by neglectful parent, driven to insanity to fend off endless hordes of mental demons.
>>691878763
>heresey
>>691890767
fallout 3
>winter sports
>continue playing after finishing main goal
>trees get thicker
>been going for a while
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>eaten by yeti
>>691890802
Real life
>>691890440
This sounds like the incest basterd child of Fable and Overlord
>>691889431
I don't think anyone ever finished this game completely
>goatmilf
>music
>>691890861
Yup
>>691878763
>i really shouldnt go into work today with strep throat, i cant talk at all
>fuck am i late for work? can this goddamn thing go any faster
>shut the fuck up lady i hear you every day
>>691890802
Dead By Daylight??
hint: girls love playing this
>be onion man
>world in danger of monsters from under ground
>have to go kill them before they kill you
>monsters so evil the kill all flowers in land
>defeating waves of he'll spans bring one flower
>>691879896
uhh imagine babys?
>>691890824
every fucking bullet hell game
>>691891026
undertism
>>691891026
Undertale
>>691890904
Skifree
>>691890904
ski free
motherfucker i was just about to type that shit too
>>691891074
overwatch
>4 dudebros
>shit gets fucked up
>fight for princess
>shit repeats
>manwich
>science experiment gone wrong
>teleport to isolated on island
>must pick berries and survive to build a machine to go home
>use machine
>surprise do it again
>>691890907
Not this time anon
>>691891133
Nope
>Hint Its on gamecube
>>691891178
>>691891166
o yea boi
>>691890831
No idea. I didnt post that one. Just saw you mentioning a game i hadnt thought about for at least a decade and my brain just backflipped
>>691891235
Mario tennis?
>>691890904
Fuck that game dood ski runner whatever the hell its called I have no idea but that fucking yet scares the shit out of me
>>691891235
Castle crashers
>>691891252
Dont Starve
>>691891217
Nope
>>691891126
make the circle green and you have an accurate chart
>>691891071
Not this time anon
>>691891335
no
>indie game
>>691878763
ANOTHER ONE: ULTRA HARD MODE
>have spaceship
>many planets
>bitmap graphics used for animation
>create company
>compete with other companies
>i once did so well in this I rolled the game to max_int and got the email for the developers.
>>691891353
winrar
>>691891074
The Sims
>>691890824
Game of Thrones
>dio
>giant monsters and wolf people
>die
>chase a guy with a cage on his head
>die
>some dude in a wheelchair chops your head off
>>691891423
Nah, it's mario tennis
>sports
>SET,GO!
>beat the shit out of competitors
>youre in 1st place
>run into cross traffic
>youre in last place
>beat the shit out of competitors
>youre in first place
>win
>>691890858
Warhammer 40k
>be me
>8
>play awesome game
>shitty penguin puns in game newspaper
>>691891026
tumblrtale
>>691891121
Plantsvszombies?
>>691891635
ding
>>691891514
no
>>691891480
nope
>>691891140
>>691891158
No you idiots its Call of Allah: Attack on the Twin Towers 2
>>691890786
i used to play that shit all the time as a kid, probably never beat it because im autistic
>>691891608
Luigi's mansion
>wake up in a prison
>chests eat you
>onion dies because you help him
>sunny d
>>691891353
Just bought that
Is it awesome?
>>691891694
GTA V
>>691891252
Don't Starve! That's my shit!
>>691891377
Yup
>>691891694
club fucking penguin
seriously anon?
>>691891859
Dark souls
>>691891859
Dark souls
>>691887115
Postal 2
>>691891713
nope, it's an old game
>>691891435
The only thing I can think of is Master of Orion
>>691890802
Bump
>>691888301
Uncharted
>>691878763
bnd
>>691891866
It's pretty fun. Has its moments. Preferably a game you play with a few buddies on local co-op
>>691891814
It just took for fucking ever. You had to make each one, and there was 2 of every combination of parts on the zoombinis. I was probably 5 or 6 when I played and lost interest fairly quicky.
>>691886053
Sly?
>>691881251
WoW, you retards
>get new gun
>gore
>gore
>gore
>gore
>get a new gun
>gore
>gore
>gore
>gore
>get a new gun
>repeat
>>691892243
Yep
>4 dude bros
>go on different jobs
>tricked out weapons
>guards detected suspicious activity
>fml
>Fall into a hole
>Greeted and befriended by strange beings
>Have the option to enter a murderous rampage
>If you don't you're led through a twisted, horrible past
>If you do you're bashed by bones
>Ending is ech
>Flowers & shit
>>691892319
tetris
>>691892319
borderlands?
>>691892319
Bingo Buckhams Butthole Simulator
>>691892319
Doom?
>>691892133
Nah. Hint: Business Sim game
>>691892363
That Broke Dick Piece of Shit Drill Simulator, i.e, Payday 2
>>691892394
Autism: The "Game"
>>691892394
undertale
>>691892319
Doom?
>>691888301
Uncharted?
>>691891074
Your feelings
>>691890824
the incredibles
>>691892363
Payday
>>691892394
Undertale
