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>>691878366
better get the image of me I post in every thread I can :^)
>>691878366
Good face. 8/10
Rate me and my cat.
>>691878366
1/10
>>691878366
9.6/10
>>691878494
9.4/10
cutie 3.14's
i'm a disgusting freak and i fucking hate myself.
>>691878366
>>691878494
>>691878586
>>691878589
handsome dudes
>>691878609
but waifu wins
>>691878622
this is a fucking meme now lmao
>>691878622
no need for that anon you look good albeit a little sad
>>691878589
kittylicious/9 (for 9 lives)
r8 mein
>>691878589
I don't ever want to see that cat again.Understand?
>>691878589
JON SNOW / JON SNOW
>>691878589
You know nothing.
>>691878651
>9,000/10
is that tongue chick in here. i only came for that chick
>>691878982
>accidental greentext due to greater/less than sign
>accidental lulz ensued
>>691878589
two jon snow?
>>691878023
>>691878982
you look pretty good yourself man.
>>691878609
Did you use some kind of "fluffy" filter on that beard?
>>691878982
7/10
>>691878586
8/10
excuse the lame pose
toasting myself again in this thread
Hipster scum
Who's here from the last thread?:]
>>691879143
no, the beard was just so fluffy it activated some kind of gloss feature without my knowing it, i think
just like how this smile inverted its own pic
Ah, it must be maddening.
A beaten dog that refuses to roll over and die. You handed power to a man you thought to be and imbecile and he ran with it.
You might have still won, too, if the man didn't have the asset. Imbecile though the father may be, the son was made cunning by his experience. He owes it all to the young Irishman. That is why he is not upset with him.
And now the sister vies for what? That, he doesn't understand. He thinks she wanted the inheritance for herself. Maybe she wanted to see the man squirm.
Don't you know that he's detached? Departed? He is no longer I. I am no longer ME. He is dissociated. Not broken. Serene. Not bound by chains of desire, now just bound to this wretched body which he must sustain. This abominable game he must play. To keep his only asset in check.
It grows boring, thwarting you at every turn.
All your attempts at displacing him have proved futile. You even hit him with a car! Still, nothing.
It's because the man isn't like you. He doesn't care about what you care about. He is concerned only with his share of the divine.
Money. Company. Praise. Power. Ha! He's tasted it all, however fleeting, and he wants not for it.
He cares nothing for it. Yet still he clings to that very same power YOU handed him yourself. A mistake. Miscalculation, underestimation. The man has conditioned himself. He wields your weapon against you, the cursed currency of venal hypocrites.
His allotment of it, not so very much, but not so little as to make no difference. And he wears the cloak the Aunt gave him to humble her every day. Oh, how she hates him.
Hated by so many. His story known only by his captors. Maybe some observers with a skewed idea of things. But he is no captive. He may go where he chooses. He chooses not to go anywhere. He does not court the hypocrites.
He is a living example of how life should be lived, and you try and crush him for it. Yet he emerges unharmed. For he chooses not to be harmed, and he isn't.
>>691879241
if you're so low self esteem, why not post boobs? it'll make a lot of people happy and you'll get lots of positive attention
>>691879241
Where you from Anon? You look like a Hawaii girl I know.
>>691879241
me, NOW LETS SEE THAT TONGUE
>>691879200
post a clearer pic
>>691878586
So, do you have kik or something?
>>691879131
but i look like a lesbian blueberry there
>>691879241
Welcome back!!!!
Did you bring the goodies, myqueen?
>>691879165
very strange v. of me
>>691879227
7.5
>>691879278
As an added side note, for those in the know, I don't need to post my face for you to know who I am.
I'm famous. I wish I wasn't.
>>691879088
making me blush more than when that drag queen asked me out today.
Yo what's good fam?
>>691878982
I don't want to meet you in a theater or a school hallway. You got the crazy eyes.
Crazy eyes/10
Would not bang.
>>691879462
ur adorable, man. even when blueberry'd.
>>691879241
8.5/10.
face isnt clear but could be 9
>>691878674
lmao nah
>>691879241
can we see your tongue?
>>691879165
Damn, son. Are you peeing on the fence? What's wrong with you?
Fence peeing/10
Would not bang.
>>691879323
I don't want THAT kind of attention. Even the tongue pic I post makes me feel a little weird with all the responses I get
>>691879367
Washingtonnnn:]
>>691879478
Heya
>>691879730
Thanks:]
rates?
(^o^)/
kik slut
>>691879450
AllenEdgy
Obviously not my real name
>>691879970
how about ass then?
>>691879970
solid 9, lets see your face properly..
>>691879200
You look like you should be herding sheep in some kind of art film about sheep fucking.
My average looking face is here.
>>691878366
Roast me
>>691880384
nah fam, looks like life already has
>>691880155
>>691880178
No more
>>691879227
Your eyebrows are attempting to escape your face.
6/10
Would bang, provided you wear a stocking hat pulled down over batshit crazy eyebrows.
Waddup
>>691880528
how old are you?
>>691879970
Love the eyes my queen.
Do I call you Tongue-san? Lol
>>691879970
Let me ask you this:
Do you get satisfaction from these people? Uneducated. Lusting. Like dogs in heat. You know why they praise you. Are you playing them? Or are you in heat too?
Don't try and maintain a facade of dignity. I see right through you. I'm not impressed.
>>691880698
too handsome for that beard
>>691880300
minnesotan farmer/10
>>691880689
you have nothing on >>691880528
queen
>>691879573
>i changed hats because maple leafs isnt ghetto enough
>yankees will do the trick
>IM THUG AS FUCK GUYS OKAY?!
>>691880393
8
Age?
>>691880760
fedora fag in full heat ladies and gentlemen
>>691879462
like michael cera but kyoot
>>691880842
You are honestly like extremely close with that. I'm a dude from a small town of liie 600 in North Dakota
R8 me
>>691881087
god tier beard/10
>>691881002
you are very obese
>>691879462
Now you look like lesbian citrus.
>>691880528
lets see more of that radiant beauty, queen
>>691880856
Lurk moar
>>691880528
I am grateful for all that you have down.
Thank you femanon. Till' we meet again.
>>691880706
18
>>691880760
Gus was pretty mean
>>691881243
We'll prolly meet again, I never leave the house haha
>>691880528
pls show butthole, m'lady
>>691881002
you look like a serial child molester
r8 me
please respond
>>691880698
Ah, hello! The trademark of our secret. The earpiece. Subtle, it is. A good sign for communication.
You do know that I don't care, right? I mean, I'll play your game, I have to, but you aren't harming me.
You're ripping the rest of my family apart though. Kudos, you're torturing the wrong man.
>>691881370
Allahu akbar/10
>>691881223
for my own good, no
>>691881370
nice ranch, cowboy
>>691881344
Bullshit.
Don't you have a bf?
>>691881344
you look like you need sleep and water
>>691881344
whats your instagram? i want to follow thy queen
>>691879541
Are you that skinny faggot that's always dropping his pants and quoting Shakespeare like a giant douche?
R8?
>>691881178
if you say so!
>>691879568
Magnificent pecker.
10/10
Would fry.
>>691881663
skoolshooter/10
>>691881663
good enough for a poke
>>691881613
This squared.
>>691881663
child molester/10
>>691881899
what is it?
>>691880698
you look like that one burgular from Home Alone
>>691881481
Then by all means, feel free to look like a troglodyte, I can't stop you
>>691881663
you look like a mufukin UUHHHH
>>691881899
And my dubs demand it, m'lady.
Ai promise not to send dick pics...at least not today.
>>691881087
Sith/10
>>691881580
Nope
>>691881601
That's true
>>691878366
Maple Leafs? Get the fuck out of my sight.
>>691880645
You think his eyebrows are bad? Get a load of this sandnigger fuck, hate myself
>>691882126
Plz stop spamming pics
>>691881663
paedophile
>>691882043
You got me
>>691882166
let's see your poop chute
>>691881663
young dexter morgan/10
Rate my new face.
I slay more pusay than all you faggots combined^2
>>691879524
WHY WOULD YOU UPLOAD A FILTERED PICTURE? BE REAL BRUH.
>>691880645
Deal
>>691882166
why you single with a face like that?
>>691880966
I'll give you this reply, but from here on out I'm content to ignore you.
>>691881344
He was. But he didn't have it easy. I like your answer. Maybe you aren't so bad. Just bored?
I guess I can understand that. But you know these faggots will fawn over you all day because you're clearly not a man. I won't.
Seriously though, I hope you watched all of BrBa because it's fucking awesome.
Try this show too.
Flowerchild/10
Was in the other thread too, but rate?
>>691882057
If you think avoiding all the kiddie porn and degeneracy you so consider valuable to ones wisdom makes me a troglodyte, then kys faggot
>>691882293
>>691882376
>>691879165
me no filter :^)
also me in the dark
>>691880697
So...
Photoshopped hair onto balding head?
>>691882438
Flower crowns are reserved for girls who have nothing going for them but their looks and fry their brain on molly and get syphillis from fucking strangers.
>>691879541
I'm out.
>>691882574
THERE IS A FILTER ON THAT TOO YOU WALNUT
>>691882578
THAT'S TYRION LANNISTER, HAND OF THE QUEEN, SHOW SOME RESPECT.
>>691882447
JUN SNUH
>>691882447
Stepbrother/10
>>691882650
close the door on the way out then kys
>>691882578
It's a filter.
>>691880972
>michael cera
pls no
>>691880148
i added you, Geonova6
>>691878366
>>691880267
I wish I was herding sheep anon
>>691882166
>mfw I don't know you irl
>>691882166
where are you my queen
>>691882650
thank god
>>691882583
hahaah fucking roasted
>>691882583
I can wear whatever I please, but I did get it off a girl at a music festival
>>691882400
Because I never leave my house or idk tbh
>>691882427
I did watch Breaking Bad and I feel like I'll never watch a show as good as it ever again. LOST came close but everyone thinks it's trash for some reason. I thought it was awesome.
>>691879541
Taylor Swift please come back
>>691883070
Lost....?
you fucking wot m8
>>691879541
TAY TAY!!!
>>691883050
Git mad, feggit.
Yeah, you can wear whatever you want. And I can call you whatever I want. Faggot.
>>691883070
are you real. you are impeccable 10000/10
>>691879970
Come on over so I can rate you properly
please rate this increasingly nervous man
>>691879541
charlie?
>>691883245
Yesterday was pride day so...
>>691880689
Lovely
>>691882376
Post stocking cap.
>>691883376
why you nervous nigga.
nothing to worry about, you ugly as shit. should have been aborted.
virginretard/10
>>691881629
Do you think insults like that mean a thing to me? I'll answer, since you asked, however rudely.
I weigh 198 lbs. Almost all of that is muscle mass. Eating is a god damn chore.
I have yet to quote Shakespeare, never even read his literature to any real extent honestly, but since you think I did I can surmise you don't know anything about the topic, so I feel alright in dismissing your idiocy.
As for dropping my pants? Eh, sometimes. Not publicly. We all have to shit.
And yeah I was the guy with the dissociation thing, but if you don't know what its about, you just don't know, and I'm not talking to you.
>>691883376
8.5 quite attractive in an English way for some reason
>>691883406
You fucking fag. I'm a goddamn champion of LBGT rights, I have donations to the Trevor Project on auto-renewal, I've marched with gay men for their rights, my older brother is marrying a man next summer.
And you're still a faggot.
>>691883376
i swear weve texted before. grindr or tinder or something.
los angeles or new hampshire?
im:
>>691878651
>>691882166
Nice shirt. Subtle.
Outed yourself. Willingly. Ok then. What do you think of someone like me? Disenfranchised with the charm you cast on the others?
>>691881869
I doubt that
>>691882873
Normal looking dude/10
Would bang
>>691883782
Hey baby boy, daddy here wants you to get down on my bare lap so i can lick your neck and nibble on your ear as I whisper nasty things that will make your dick shrivel up and recede into your body.
Then you'll have a proper pussy hole for daddy's little surprise. I'll kiss you down your chest to your new pussy and slide one of my self-greased fat fingers into your tender asshole while my tongues teases your fresh new entrance.
We'll have to tuck that cute little ballsac back so it doesnt look like a big chinned cyclops.
Then I'll gently fuck your brand new girl-hole until I cream inside you.
The best part will be seeing if your cock comes back out covered in slimey cum or if it's stuck in there from my dried cum.
As you cry I'll jerk you off until your leaking a sad and pathetic orgasm and kiss you good night.
sometimes i go into the woods on my own, bring my fleshlight i havent washed for week with me and pump the shit ot of my cock until i cannot cum anymore. then i saunter home smelling of fish and pride
>>691883196
I know, I know. EVEROYNE SAYS THE SAME THING. But it was super good. Maybe the last 2 seasons weren't as great but it was still really good.
>>691883255
No, I'm a figment of your imagination :[
>>691883593
Can't argue with that logic. Cuff me boys.
>>691882778
>>691882986
Lol that wasn't ME, friends. That's good though, always liked Edgeworth. You just got hooked. I don't even do that shit.
>>691883628
>nervousness intensifies
>>691881713
Gay/bi and single/taken?
>>691884051
i don't honestly mind your presence in the thread, just the fact that you insist on clogging it up with non-face pics.
>>691883081
>>691883242
>wishes they weren't famous
>Taylor Swift
Choose one
>>691884051
kys either way. that hentai game shit is fucking more autistic than katie price's braindead son harvey
>>691883919
Do you prefer guys with a bug but or flat board?
>>691884108
just email me
[email protected]
>>691883628
yes, i came into your ass and you begged me to take it out and feed it to you
>>691884283
Big*
>>691883919
Terminator was alright. You're probably a pretty shit person.
Watch this show though. I fucked up the first post.
>>691883919
i would fuck you in the ass so hard if i knew you. i live in the uk and i want to be inside of you so fucking much
>>691883544
Sorry. You're not the droid we're looking for.
>>691884448
im not a bottom so...
>>691884670
im not a faggot either
>>691883919
post more pictures of yourself
>>691884283
It doesn't really matter unless they have an abnormally huge butt
>>691884522
What show is that? What makes you think I'm a shitty person?
>>691884612
Yeah that sounds painful
>>691884246
>>691884246
If you want to kill me, you're welcome to try. Until then, I have my own set of rules that I grudgingly abide. One is that I don't take my own life.
World's too interesting for that.
Also, if you knew who I was, you'd understand why I can't post my face. I'd like to, but it'd be extremely unwise.
I don't look like this guy. But I understand him. Best I can do.
>>691885079
what would you do if it was bigger than yours?
>>691885079
18 you say? What state?
>>691885257
alright fucking hell get a grip
>>691880393
You're cute Snapchat?
>>691885079
So let's say you are dating a guy. He is a at fit Chad but has a larger ass than you. How would you feel about that?
>>691884670
i know. you stuck your dick so far into me it came out of mine and looped over back to your ass.
>>691885079
would you date someone who wasn't white
>>691885079
do you spit or swallow during blowjobs?
cause you have nice blowjob lips
>>691885444
Catfish
sure.
guess if I'm a trap
>>691885701
>>691884159
straight
>>691885444
Time-stamp or fuck off
>>691885079
I think you know why I think you might be a shit person. Maybe you have no idea. But still, here we are, conversing. Whatever.
You've got puffy lips. Baggy eyes. Oily hair. Get some fucking sleep, girl. I gotta say, that's pretty fucking mean what I just said. But I'm just observing.
>>691885079
i want my cock to rest in your throat like this
>>691885701
arya stark?
>>691885979
Single?
>>691883503
Closest I have
>>691885276
>>691885449
I'm not really sure. I just never thought about it. I wouldn't date a chad type person though from what I've reason here.
>>691885566
Yeah
>>691885581
I've never given a blowjob
>>691885320
18 Washington
>>691886047
I'll take it, no problemo
I know, anxiety and insomnia don't really allow me to get as much rest as I'd like
>>691886126
k.jpg
>>691885363
I have a firm one. That's what annoys a lot of fucking people.
I don't care about you, your fucking approval rating, what you think of my face or my character.
I'll tell you straight up. I only answer to me.
You wanna tell me to kill myself over that? Your prerogative. I won't though?
>>691886587
lol no you just type loads of shit and im like "why is this nigga taking it so deep for"
Just took pic 2 minutes ago rate me
>>691886576
>>691885566 (You)
Yeah
Another white woman fallen to the charms of the superior negro.
>>691886576
A girl like you should 100000% date a chad over anyone on this website
>>691886978
italian?
>>691886576
The football is really a nice touch, but seriously, I get it.
I'll say a nice thing.
At least you keep your nails polished. I mean not chipping and shit. Either full nail polish, or none at all. Good on you.
>>691886576
Interesting. So if you do not prefer Chad then what are you do prefer?
>>691887174
quarter Italian, quarter puerto rican and half white. How could you tell just wondering? Most people assume I'm half Hispanic or Jewish.
Might as well.
>>691887371
Short fat middle-aged asians.
>>691887527
been watching an italian tv show, must've been the olive skin
>>691886978
Ugay? 7/10ish
>>691887644
Nice hat
>>691887527
because mamma mia luigi's pizza
>>691886819
Its because if I don't no one does. If a precedent isn't set, there's nothing to follow. I'm paving a path, look at it that way. It's just the way I am. It's what experience has made me.
Walk my in my path and you'd understand.
I have room for levity though. Look at my convo with the nice femanon here.
>>691878366
H8red
>>691887789
Depends, who is asking?
>>691887686
Ahh damn.
Guess I have nothing on them fat Asians.
>>691886978
Lol, just an anon asking
>>691887872
uh yeah, anyway mr whiteknight how does it make you feel trying to sound superior over everyone else by your text grammar? i bet you feel so good about yourself. or you are high as fuck idk
Who else looks thru these threads to find people you know?
>>691887021
I like people of all races, so what
>>691887164
>>691887371
Chads are loud, obnoxious, arrogant, and cocky?
>>691887328
Thank you!
Wdf u are all fucking handsome or hot holy shit
Wdf happened to /b/
Where are all my ugly bros in battle.
Fuck this new 4chinz
Time to migrate
>>691887328
It's like you came straight from the depths of the David DeAngelo pickup forums. This is pretty bad
>>691883081
>>691883196
>>691883390
No, no, and no. I'm underground famous. Being that famous would at least afford me the resources to get everyone to fuck off once in a while. Instead I have to deal with them.
>>691888560
Whats your Ideal penis size?
God, I love my feline
>>691888853
Henry Rollins?
>>691887527
speak Spanish?
>>691888560
Wait a second I get it now. Either your ex boyfriend was a total 9.5-11/10 and your self confidence dropped massively when you didn't put out or put out too much too quickly for him. Or you are just as socially retarded as everyone else here.
>>691888560
Would you smash or pass?
>>691879573
OH MY GOD THIS KID. KYS
>>691888703
Would it surprise you if I don't even know who that is?
I don't. I won't search it up either. Wasted effort on your part friend.
>>691879573
YOU LITERALLY LOOK LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN KILL A FLY LET ALONE BE ALL GANGSTER
>>691888560
what are your thoughts?
told you i'd deliver in the old thread
>>691886530
Hat is acceptable.
Remove shirt for tattoo inspection.
>>691878589
>>691878717
Feline <3
>>691879568
One of the eggs my chicken was laying on finally hatched today
>>691879573
Wassup dude!
Looking bold bruh.
Wanna hit the dab
>>691889039
Not very well, my family is really white washed. My grandparents have 7 kids and each of them have about 2-3 kids each. And the only ones who speak Spanish are my grandparents and a 2 non-blood aunts. But I do speak some below average from school.
>>691888560
>mfw you and I are having a conversation that no one else understands
The water bottle is a nice touch too. Did you have all this shit prepared beforehand?
>>691881344
no point in leaving the house these days. people suck. this site, for example, people are retarded
>>691887644
Has green hat.
6/10
Would bang
