ASK ANYTHING OF THE MAGIC 8-BALL
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ASK ANYTHING OF THE MAGIC 8-BALL
will amber call me?
can i get a GTX 1070 SLI from MSI
should i show her the chart of sex positions and see if she likes it?
Should I master are tonight?
am i a big wimp
Will someone contact me to hang out in july
>>691876582
Fug
>>691876582
where do you live i'll hang out with you
>>691875999
witnessed, nice 1
can my bf get the GTX1070 from MSI?
Should i exist
is /b/ getting better this year?
should I keep going on her?
>>691875762
should i rent a whore?
Roll
Will I ever get to have qt 3.14 trap let me suck and fuck her?
Will I get a fade bowie knife tonight? ps, Keemstar's number (716)-783-7696
Will Donald Trump become President?
~ /Ｂ/ＡＮＡＮＡ
Did I fuck up texting her ""I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but if you don't want to hang out at all just say so."
>>691877216
how about now?
>>691877460
Oh shit! The 8 - Ball is planning something!
~ /Ｂ/ＡＮＡＮＡ
will iget the succ
Will I become more involved with my GC?
>>691877467
Will it have much of an affect next time I text her?
>>691877526
well fuck you then
>>691877593
>Will it have much of an affect next time I text her?
>>691877597
now you're just fucking mocking me
>>691877626
Will she forgive me for that?
>>691875762
Do you speak truth?
>>691877683
>Will she forgive me for that?
Is OP a faggot?
Will i get raided again in rust within 48hrs from today
>>691877724
Will it be soon?
am I getting pussy tonight?
Will I go to prom with the girl of my choice this year
should i lift her up and fuck her on the wall
>>691877795
Shit
Should I nut up and talk to her
Will i get laid this summer?
Please 8 ball, will I go to prom with the girl of my choice and will I have good time if you what I mean
>>691875762
Do I have a shot
>>691875762
Will the UK government disregard the referendum and do what needs to be done?
>>691877785
Will I be able to talk to her normally by end of July?
>>691877903
FUCK I Gotta go again
am i getting laid tonight in my room?
will you entertain my boredom ?
Am I going to get sr4?
>>691877989
yes!!!
>>691877735
lol
>>691877771
doh
Will I get the job?
>>691875762
Will I fuck a BBW this year?
should i get a job soon
>>691878273
reroll
Will this music project I'm working on actually catch on?
And, I have a follow-up question that I'll re-roll after.
>>691877984
Will we ever actually be a couple?
>>691875762
should i get a 2nd job?
>>691875762
will i ever had a sex?
Will I date a black woman when I'm done with this annoying cunt bubble
>>691878392
Well fuck. I kind of saw that coming.
Does the female bandmate possibly have a crush on me?
Can we trust Hillary Clinton?
>>691878493
...............ok
Will I date a black woman
When I'm done with Caitlyn
>>691878563
Does the female bandmate possibly have a crush on me?
>>691878427
Will it be due to my actions?
>>691878745
So she'll make it happen?
Will trump become supreme overlord of earth?
>>691878728
Again, saw that coming.
Thanks Magic 8 /b/all.
Would Amanda ever date me
>>691878804
So somehow, someway, well be together because she made it so?
Will I fuck Peyton this year?
>>691879187
Will it happen during cross country?
>>691879301
Will she do it soon? Say by the end of August?
>>691875762
is OP a nigger
Is OP a faggot
>>691875762
Am I ugly?
Should I make a bowl of beans after I jerk it tonight?
Is my paranoia illogical?
>>691875762
Will I ever accomplish the singing voice I need?
>>691879584
Reroll
Does Lacey like me
>>691879710
Please I need the answer great one.
>>691879773
One more time
>>691879804
Will she date me
>>691875762
Will steam support give me my refund before the summer sale ends?
Will I win EVO?
>>691875762
will i ever go to space?
>>691879476
Will I have classes with her in Fall?
>>691879678
Beef Jerky after jerkin then?
Will trump win?
Will I get a lotta big booty girls in my life?
>>691875762
Oh 8-ball.. Am I destined to spend the rest of my life with my left hand?
>>691875762
will i ever get taller
>>691879937
Did she change a class of hers to be the same as mine?
>>691880021
The Bio170 / 170L?
>>691875762
am I crescent fresh?
Can i have dubs
>>691880013
rerawl
>>691879940
WELL WHY THE HELL NOT!?
will my yt channel become a meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flevSjubBpg
Why do ladies no like me? Is it because of my size?
>>691880139
This 8-balls a nigger. Should I make eggs?
Should I KMS
Will my gta 5 file download soon?
Will I be able to 1RM 225# before fall semester begins?
>>691880406
Reroll
>>691880275
Fuck this, I'm goin to jerk it. I'll let my dick decide when I'm done.
Will I receive money before august
am I going to be financially rich this year?
Is it because of me that God has abandoned us
Will I be financially rich by the end of the year?
Is she into me?
Am I attractive
Am I going to murder Melissa's pussy?
>>691881049
Roll
Will I get married to a redhead
is killing myself a good idea?
>>691881111
Nice quads
>>691881111
Nice Quads and good luck murdering that puss
will i have gf
Should I try to flirt with the girl I have a crush with
Am I also gonna fuck the life out of Nicole and cuck her bf?
Do I have a big dick
>>691881645
Your sources can go fuck themselves.
>THIS IS HAPPENING.
Rerull
>>691880081
Did she change it because of me?
I'll fuck Sophia before this year is over.
Reroll
>>691881917
So on fridays I will be seeing her for 5.5 hours?
Do I have a big donger?
>>691875762
does she want me back?
>>691882203
>does she want me back?
>>691881929
FUCK YEAH
>>691875762
Is the judge going to grant me primary custody of my son
>>691882182
One class instead will be with her?
>>691882382
The two will?
.
Will I like my haircut that I'm getting later today?
>>691875762
Will I ever fuck my own ass?>>691875999
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Should I say what I feel to her?
Shoulds I masterbate while eating top ramen
Should I master while eating top ramen
Will she say yes?
>>691875762
will i ever be happy?
>>691884043
will i find happiness?
>>691883940
Lmao more anxiety for me. Thx 8.
>>691875762
will I ever not be asexual?
>>691884443
asking again
Should I buy a butt plug?
roll
Should i rip the back off jacksons book
Do niggers deserve rights
is she worth it?
Is my friend attractive
Reroll
Should I try to get the n0dz
Is my friend fat
Will andy pick me?
Will I ever get to fuck my internet crush?
>>691875762
roll]=
>>691875762
Will i ever get laid?
Will i ever get laid?
am i gonna fucc/get succ this summer
>>691875762
I will be alone for 6 years in uni?
Will she send nudes tomorrow?
>>691886944
Neat
Am I obese
>>691887089
Oh well :(
Is op always a faggot?
>>691887139
kek I fuckin won
>>691875762
Do I look good enough to get a 9/10 gf?
>>691875762
Will I die a virgin?
>>691887402
aw shit, will she send nudes tomorrow y/n
>>691887690
YOU FUCKING SRS
Does my friend have a big booty
>>691882421
Is it "Destiny" that we be together?
She'll stop being such a fucking emo and sit on this juicy cock
>>691887690
Will this man die a virgin.
>>691887968
Is it possible for my to fuck it up beyond any chance of recovery?
Should I try to date my friend
Is she worth it?
>>691888206
Welp. Tried to help you bro.
Reroll my donger into a burrito
will i get an HTC Vive?
Am I going to get fired?
>>691875762
Is there a god?
>>691888337
Will it take alot to do that?
>>691875762
should i make a sandwich
do i contact them?
>>691888690
You better tell me you fucking ball. Yes or no. Will I get fired?
>>691888750
God has abandoned us.
Will I fail my calc III exam?
Will I have children which I will be proud to have?
>>691888888
HOLY FUCK!!!!
>>691888888
>>691888888
Oh my.
>>691888888
Get fucked
>>691888888
God damn dood
>>691875762
Should I strive to be a trap?
Is OP a faggot
>>691888888
CHECKED
>>691888888
Check'em quints
Will I fail my driving test?
>>691888888
rectum
>>691888888
Seems someone is gonna colossally fuck up
Can people tell that I'm a homosexual.
>>691888888
by God...
>>691888888
Don't... don't COUNT on it... oh god oh yes.
Will Jen blow me tomorrow?
>>691888888
Sextuple Get.
>>691875762
should I become a trap and get cumshotted constanty
>>691889140
you retarded? there are 6 of them
>>691888888
With rolls like that no way.
>>691875762
Next time I chill with my main bitch am I gonna get some action???
>>691889299
Also, Dubs get
>>691888888
wut
>>691889349
Because.. because he didn't COUNT ON IT. HA~! Ahhhh...
>>691889348
Fucking faggot question
>>691889533
*facedesk* kys
>>691888888
damn now you gotta do it twice
>>691875762
Does she really want the bbc?
>>691875762
Will she do it?
roll
Will Trump win?
will germany start WW3?
>>691889725
British Broadcast Channel is a good news channel so yes/
>>691888888
SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT
Will I get dubs?
>>691890028
Okay.
>>691890157
So yes?
>>691889950
Very reliable, real time updates, and its pretty unbiased on the american side of things
>>691890255
>>691875762
can i fuck gina or kaitlyn
Did I ruin my chances with sophie?
.
Will I enjoy my time in Vietnam?
Do I have a future with her?
Will I get sucked off on vacation/ this summer
will she ever come back
.
Is he still obsessed with me?
should i ask him out?
>>691888888
Dude you're set with those digits
>>691890689
this week?
Did they find someone else?
>>691875762
ROLl
>>691890746
rerollin.
>>691875762
again
>>691888888
WINRAR
>>691890906
oh wow, last reroll.
Does he want to be with me?
>>691890255
Hell yeah
..
Is the reality I strive for ever going to be fully realized?
>>691890981
alright, asking him out this week. wish me luck guys!
Will I have another girlfriend as great as the last before high school ends?
,iubjkym roll
>>691875762
will she respond
will he leave her by the end of the summer
>>691875762
again
>>691888888
>don't count on it
>those digits
what the fuck man. how lucky can you be?
Will i get caught
am i fucked?
>>691875762
fuck you 1 more
Will nate quit being such a dumb faggot
Gonna score with a college partner this year?
>>691875762
Rollerino
will he be single by this weekend?
Am I gay?
how do you keep a nerd in suspense?
>>691891470
Well fuck you too 8ball
>>691889980
>>691888888
Cap'd. The day that random numbers gained a sense of humor.
>>691875762
Does she miss me?
will i be a successful musician?
>>691875762
Is meme magic real?
Will I ever be as cool and ballin' as Terry Slick?
>>691891767
YEEEAAHHH
will he ask me out by next week?
>>691875762
Will I finally get dubs?
Will Benefit myself and the world around me?
>>691875762
Is it going to be there tomorrow?
Should I uber drive right now?
>be me
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
Is she in a dark place right now
Should Clare give Louie some cheese?
Am i going to die before i turn 20?
Why do my balls hurt?
>>691892504
Will i get killed?
Am i gonna marry her?
>>691875762
Did i fuck up by having sex with my cousin in law
>>691892788
Ah i can sleep peacefully
