ITT: We vaguely describe video games and others have to guess which ones they are. I'll start (pic unrelated):
>your troops
>'wolololololololo'
>their troops
>>691864870
Zoo Tycoon
>>691864960
Nah
>>691864870
AoE 2
>>691865115
Correct!
>pass the whiskey
>get in a fuckin sick ass truck
>holy shit I can go through walls
>speed increasing
>approach edge of universe
>I AM GOD
>let go of gas
>what is life
>>691865419
Battlefield?
>we need more gold
>Something need doing
>Work, work.
>Me busy. Leave me alone!!
>>691865619
Warcraft 3
>>691865526
nah bro
>>691865317
Fistfull of fags
>>691865317
fistful of fags
>>691865317
Bioshock Infinite?
>survival of the fittest between siblings
>dad is gone
>mom wants to kill you
>[spoiler] you kill her[/spoiler]
>cry a lot
>>691866198
Binding of isaac
>>691866059
>>691866106
Indeed
>>691866269
Yup
>>691865419
Big Rigs?
>LoL without cancer
>>691866914
Dota 2 ?
>>691866683
damn straight
>>691866914
Dota 2
>>691866968
Yes
>>691865419
Big riggs
>risks life to get rich on different planet
>reward is slimy and tries to kill you
>someone else harversts the real reward in a sequel and is the enemy
>mommy im gonna die
>yes dear now shut up and be animu-like
>45 year old looking like a teenager
>everyone relevant is named after music
>>691867488
borderlans 2?
>>691867697
Borderlands 1 but close enough
>command space ship
>fight rebels
>shoot lasers
>>691867918
ftl?
>family is kidnapped
>arrrrrr
>buy game
>dig
>make videos
>either attract 10 year olds or get shit on by others
>>691864870
omg woo loo loo i know this.
only because i say woo loo loo and someone else told me about it... on here i think
>>691867918
stellar2d
>>691868118
rayman 2?
shooting in the dark
>>691868168
Minecraft obvs
>kill little guys
>bigger guys call little guys
>some guys lick you ass
>some vomit on your shoes
>bitch doesn't like light
>>691868266
Nah
>brute ready
>cleanse these vermin
>ayy lmao
>have to collect dna
>full of jokes about the 50's culture
>you can make an anal probe to the cows
>hail to the king baby
>>691868450
kill all humans, with krypto 158
>cyka blyat, idi nahui
>>691868647
Cs go
>Wait, I think I now you...
>>691868497
vaguely describe
not quote the main character dumb nigger
>>691868838
Skyrim
>>691868897
Yep
>>691865419
IS IT UNDERTALE?
>>691867488
I thought of slime rancher for a second lol
>hit
>grab
>hit
>grab
>meta knight
>>691869015
Lmao i see what you mean
>>691868450
Is it undertale
>>691868838
quotes arent vaguely describing
what kinda stupid niggers have infested /b/ now
>regular anon
>buys laser katana from ebay
>fuck it im killing dudes now
>only wants to get laid
>>691868344
Undertale obvs
>>691869170
Its undertale
>>691869170
No more heroes
>>691869082
I know this one
Its undertale
>Undertale
>>691868118
Undertale
>>691868344
L4d
>>691869239
>>691869182
>>691869122
>>691869288
you dont go out often do you?
>>691869283
yep
>>691869376
Is it Overwatch?
>>691867627
Its undertale because there is anime
>>691865619
Undertale i'm guessing
>>691868168
>>691868118
>>691868266
The game is Sid Meyer's Pirates
>>691869409
talking to him makes him feel like hes doing something just report and move on.
what hes doing is against the rules.
>>691869015
I thot undertale tbh
>be me
>be some anime ship from an anime about personified moe AI girls battleships.
>get shot
>fucking one hit
>thx rngesus
>you died
>>691868118
Sid Whatever's pirates
>>691869850
Dark souls
>>691869732
I just guessed undertale bc its the only game ive ever played
>>691869922
2ez
>>691866198
Undertale
>>691869834
Wows?
>>691869834
Undertale i guess
>>691870048
Nice. It was too obvious, I guess.
>TF2 + Mirror's edge
>huge disappointment
>>691864870
sheeeiiit, i was gonna say xcom
>your health is low
>Do you have some potions?
>Or food?
>>691868344
Pikmin?
>>691870416
Skyrim
>You are a extraterrestial proletarian.
>Riot your workplace and become a one man army within a pistol amount of time.
>Join a group of rebels.
>>691870528
Are you 12?
>>691870548
oddsworld?
>>691870416
every rpg ever
also most games in general
>be small character made out of dreams
>explore worlds made out of dreams
>die a lot
>playing bejewelled
>get laid
>>691870705
nope
spooky scary skeleton has to fight bag man to take back town and impress leaf stuffed waifu.
>>691870873
Huniepop
>>691870416
This is a very long shot but anyways...
Minecraft?
>>691871051
Thats nightmare before christmas mate.
Thats a movie
>>691865115
>Woolololoo
>AOE2
>2
Only the first one had woolololoo, the second was some sparkly magic sound effect.
>>691871095
Yep.
>main character so cool because dark and red is cool
>guns and a motorcycle
>way too fast
>game bombed
>>691871236
there is also a game. "Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie's revenge"
>parallax hell
>>691868407
Halo Wars?
>>691871133
Nope
Its an RPG
If you dont know the quote you havent played the game
And you should google it and buy it now
Cause its one of the best rpgs ever
>>691871341
Shadow the Hedgehog
>>691871341
Darkness or some shit.
>terrorists
>boom
>guns
>knife
kek
>>691871497
nice catch there
>>691871523
its still a good try
>>691871633
Any fps including counter strike
>>691871633
CSGO
Try harder if i am right because i dont even play it.
>>691871633
CS, but that has no keks
>guy kills your family with fuckin superpowers
>you get superpowers n shit
>kill civilians
>kill the guy who killed your family and save your daughter
Prototype 2 cause I'm leavin this shitty thread
>>691870416
Fable?
>be nigger
>Chill with niggers
>Kill niggers
>Number 9 with extra dip
>>691870416
Fable
>>691871758
yes, counter strike
knife is a vague term but knives are like a big part of the game (you just lost it) because they're like expensive and shit
if i would've gone any more specific it would've been too obvious
>>691871843
Winner winner chicken kick'n dinner
>>691871834
>contributes to thread and leaves it in same post
Dude wot?
>>691871967
gta san andreas, fucking big smoke was chill as hell
>>691870416
bitches dont play fable any mo
i got one
>shit nigga we evoled n shit
> our people was space niggas
>AAAY LMAO
>make them all "muh dick"
Do a lot of barrel rolls
>>691868168
Minecraft or Terraria
>>691872270
donkey kong, arcade
>>691865419
Big Rigs: Over the road racing
>You're the daughter of your dead father and you're being interviewed about his death.
>You play as the father.
>Everywhere is fucking cold.
>Monsters chase after you unless you have a torch.
>>691872270
That flying game where a dog instructs you what to do
>YYXBALLDownUp
>>691871477
the extra content edition was weird
also did you kill your sis or nah
i was a monster in that game
>get shot in the head
>who the fuck shot me in the head?
>pixels
>shooty shooty pow pow
>press r to restart
>>691872544
FALLOUT NV
>>691872420
silent hill:shattered memories
>>691872665
Aye
>>691872544
Skyrim?
>What a Save!
>What a Save!
>What a Save!
>Chat has been disabled for 3 seconds.
>no islands in the way
>wind vector optimal
>make a snack irl
>human vs gray
>bases
>butthole lookin thing poops out gray
>terra-forming
>weneedequipment
>>691864870
>You're a wizard or something
>Babe got lost
>You start a run for babe.
>you're taking the objective
>triangle
>your enemy is taking the objective
>triangle
>you're taking the objective
>earth is taken by ayy lmaos
>we go to mars
>try to colinize it
> ayy lmaos are good guys and bad ones
>robots
>how the fuck do i stop them from taking all my water>
>>691872479
I played it about 25 times throughout my life I think
Only killed my sister once or twice
Im quite the role player. Stuff like that fucks me up.
Killing entire virtual villages is fine, but killing my virtual blind sister somehow gets to me
>>691872762
Rocket league
>>691872687
Bazinga.
>>691872912
i rationalize it as
> my sister has been suffering her whole life
>i can ease her suffering
>also cool wepon to fight jack dragon
>glasses built in face
>buy some sick cyber legs n shit
>sneak around
>>691872577
cmon guys
>>691872577
uh, asteroids?
>>691873085
deus ex
>>691872441
Slippy toad my nigga
>dad and bro are killed
>kills a fuckton of politicians as revenge
>>691872887
>>691872236
come on guys
>>691873215
Ass Creed 2
>>691873141
nope
>>691873082
I agree that Sword of Aeons > Avo's Tear
>>691873275
Ding!
>Be kid
>Get woken up in middle of night
>Go outside for whatever reason
>See douchey neighbor blocking way
>But can see meteor behind him
>Months later, near end of game
>Fight an alien god with group of 4 kids
>SeemsFair.gif
>Win somehow
>????
>profit
>>691872577
>>691873133
cmon, double dubs
>>691873153
Chicken dinner
>>691870300
Brink?
>>691872577
Hotline miami?
>>691873303
did you ever go full willpower
i didnt cause i liked my char not looking so ghastly
>>691872887
Fuck I know this. Uhm. RED FACTION
>>691873418
Yup
>>691873382
earthbound/mother2
>>691873528
winrar
>>691864870
>download game
>reported
>start game
>reported
>lose game
>reported
>win game
>reported
>report someone
>reported
>reported
>reported
>reported
>>691873082
So, what's the game ?
>>691873454
ding ding ding
>ayy lmaos
>cancer outbreak
>circles
>>691873509
no
liked that game tho
the ayys didnt take over the earth in RF
more hints
>you can build rovers with guns
>4 gattling guns on a rover
> still die to mind controled allies
>>691873663
League of cancer
>You either kill everyone or you don't kill everyone.
>>691873476
I never went full one school. I did have a fire mage once but I still got some strength stuff and a sword filled with fire augments
>>691873785
Undertale
>>691873674
Fable TLC
If you havent yet, go play it.
>>691873785
Postal 2
>>691873757
Stumped me
combine creatures to destroy the enemies base
>stealy wheely automobiely
>spawn in the middle of fucking nowhere
>alpha male instincts come in
>kills any animals in a 2 mile radius to survive for food
> builds houses made of dirt because why not
>amirite.exe
>tundra
>restart
>desert
>restart
>grassland, no coast
>restart
>Doo do da do da do da do da do dada
>>691874033
GTA
>>691873821
did u play console or pc, really the benefit of console back then was less disks, i played pc and damn those disks were a pain in the ass to install.
>run around mall
>fuck shit up
>swat comes
>you got a sick gold chain
>>691873785
dishonered
>>691874051
Minecraft?
>>691873889
Correct.
>>691874033
grand checked auto
>be gangster
>have best friend
>fight motherfuckers together
>defeat the final boss together
>best friend apparently dies at the end
>best game ever made
pretty vague but that's the point right
>>691873986
ill let other people try but if they dont ill tell you
>>691873988
Pokemon
>>691874179
Payday?
Or dead rising?
>Be kid
>Wake up for the day
>Go outside
>Se your bro
>Giant dinosaur next to him
>Dino is chill tho
>Get attacked by cricket
>Suddenly you are at the house of your dad
>Play as him
>Masked blokes are setting forest on fire
>This is not your problem but you help anyway
>Wife dies
>Kids sad
>Beat people with a stick out of rage
>Get the fang of the dino that killed your wife out of her heart
>kill the dino that killed your wife with it
>METAL
>AS
>FUCK
>>691874094
Used to play Xbox but it pretty much exploded about a year ago. Thinking about buying aniversary edition during steam sales
>>691874179
state of emergency?
>>691874268
No zombies. Ps2 era game
>>691874057
This sounds like me playing Factorio
>>691874222
Checked, but no
>President gets assassinated
>Comic books
>>691874195
>t
correct
>>691872787
Grey Goo?
>>691872883
Overwatch or TF2
>>691874361
You got it
>>691874433
saints row 3?
>Guys, get the drill
>>691874303
i should too but i still have the disks and they still work but 6 hours to play a game again? idk
>>691874433
OMG I LOVED THAT GAME
XIII my nigga
>>691874245
pls guise
>>691874057
Minecraft?
>>691874475
i wish for death knowing that game was solved by only me
times have changed
>>691874381
Not factorio
>>691874245
Mafia II
>>691874299
Long shot but turok? Idek
>>691865419
Big Rigs OTRR
>>691873723
Seriously? No-one?
>am dying
>go check out my brain or someshit
>wake up in somewhere else
>why is there static in my eyes wat
>some spooky shiet around here
>ending made me rethink of my existence
>>691874662
nope
>>691874634
yup
>>691874482
Rer2
>>691873757
XCOM
>>691874527
Yep.
>>691864870
That isnt vague at fuckin all, aoe
>>691872887
>>691872236
come on guys
not that hard
>>691874746
no
its an rts tho
>>691874578
A true classic, I was hoping someone would know.
>>691874544
Nope
re post so peeps can see it
>Be kid
>Wake up for the day
>Go outside
>Se your bro
>Giant dinosaur next to him
>Dino is chill tho
>Get attacked by cricket
>Suddenly you are at the house of your dad
>Play as him
>Masked blokes are setting forest on fire
>This is not your problem but you help anyway
>Wife dies
>Kids sad
>Beat people with a stick out of rage
>Get the fang of the dino that killed your wife out of her heart
>kill the dino that killed your wife with it
>METAL
>AS
>FUCK
>>691870838
Little big planet?
>>691874790
i really don't know dude
>Enter game
>Korean name.PNG
>Get rekted
>You write books
>Meet creepy lady in nice little north american town
>Game is mainly dark
>Avoid the dark
>Light is gud
>Need batteries for fleshlight
>"It's not a lake, It's an ocean".
>>691874446
no not grey goo
>hacks everything with phone
>>691874942
Alan wake, izi
>>691874980
Watch underscore dogs
>>691874804
the nostalgia in this thread hurts
>>691874915
Yeah
>>691874980
Washdogs, fucken easy
Forgot the Islamic Star and crescent.
>>691874980
Watch dogs
>>691874980
Fruit ninja
>>691875061
yepperino
>>691874888
reminds me of the last of us
also checked
>>691874689
Slender the arrival
Lets see who gets this
>timetravel
>The flare was the signal!
>Timetravel
>Spaceman!
>Timetravel
>You're no zombie!
>Timetravel
>You get Dental?
>Timetravel
>Ill never eat Calamari again
>Also monkeys
>Tfw still no part IV
re post so peeps can see it...
again
>Be kid
>Wake up for the day
>Go outside
>Se your bro
>Giant dinosaur next to him
>Dino is chill tho
>Get attacked by cricket
>Suddenly you are at the house of your dad
>Play as him
>Masked blokes are setting forest on fire
>This is not your problem but you help anyway
>Wife dies
>Kids sad
>Beat people with a stick out of rage
>Get the fang of the dino that killed your wife out of her heart
>kill the dino that killed your wife with it
>METAL
>AS
>FUCK
>>691875063
It hurts that no one else knew.
>>691875175
not it
>Snow Everywhere
>Hypothermia
>Wolves Everywhere
>badass
>everyone thinks I'm a guy
>fights aliens and not afraid of anything
>collects bounties
>follow some bitch ass nigga nemesis into a planet
>planet dun fucked with dark energy
>oh shit
dropping this shit
>>691872236 (You)
that is spore
the otherone i will not tell you you have to figure it out
heres another hint and whole thing again
>its an rts
>earth is taken by ayy lmaos
>we go to mars
>try to colinize it
> ayy lmaos are good guys and bad ones
>robots
>how the fuck do i stop them from taking all my water
>you can build rovers with guns
>4 gattling guns on a rover
> still die to mind controled allies
>>691874689
Soma
>>691875314
Metroid
>>691875298
The long dark
>>691875314
Metroid?
>>691875298
The Long Dark
>>691875316
its part of a trilogy
>>691875314
Metroid
>>691875203
>>691875203
Timesplitters. Got it as soon as you said spaceman
>>691870416
Every fucking RPG ever?
>>691868539
YOU FUCKING DOUBLE NIGGER ITS CRYPTO 137 NOT 158 GET IT RIGHT
>I AM AN ARTIFICIAL DEMIGOD
>OLD TECHIE GODS CAN'T KILL ME
>NEW TECHIE MULTICULTURALISM CULT CAN'T KILL ME
>OLD FART TENTACLE MONSTERS CAN'T KILL ME
>NIGGER TRYING TO BE ME CAN'T KILL ME
>MY OWN FUCKING IRL WAIFU CAN'T CONTAIN ME
>Your a band member
>Beat the shit out of everyone
>Pretty fucking metal
>Side scroller
>>691875193
Wrong
>>691875329
Well done
>>691875383
Also correct but which Metroid?
spawn
get eaten by angry dinosaur
repeat 10 times
build house
How has no one gotten this yet?
>Be kid
>Wake up for the day
>Go outside
>Se your bro
>Giant dinosaur next to him
>Dino is chill tho
>Get attacked by cricket
>Suddenly you are at the house of your dad
>Play as him
>Masked blokes are setting forest on fire
>This is not your problem but you help anyway
>Wife dies
>Kids sad
>Beat people with a stick out of rage
>Get the fang of the dino that killed your wife out of her heart
>kill the dino that killed your wife with it
>METAL
>AS
>FUCK
>kill people
>don't do time
>lose a little money
>>691875316
this shows either how good i am at being obscure
how young /b/ is
or how little my fave game was played
ITS ON PC
>>691875551
God of war
>trying to shoot friend but hard to aim
>fuck this controller
>same song throughout game
>from a movie
>only fags play as the midget
>1998 game
>>691875551
Scp 682
>>691875490
Correct
Manigga
>>691875613
Ark: survival evolved
>>691875608
idk i havent played any i just reconized the samus part
>>691875706
golden eye
meme game
>>691875706
007
>>691875613
Ark?
>>691875608
Prime?
>the only one i know
>>691875613
Arc
>>691875659
Mercenaries II. Awesome game.
>Why cant everything be rocket propelled?
>>691875706
Goldeneye 64. EZ
>on island alone
>puzzles
>piano in spaceship
>how do i leave this place
>>691875659
GTA?
This is sad that no one has gotten this
>Be kid
>Wake up for the day
>Go outside
>Se your bro
>Giant dinosaur next to him
>Dino is chill tho
>Get attacked by cricket
>Suddenly you are at the house of your dad
>Play as him
>Masked blokes are setting forest on fire
>This is not your problem but you help anyway
>Wife dies
>Kids sad
>Beat people with a stick out of rage
>Get the fang of the dino that killed your wife out of her heart
>kill the dino that killed your wife with it
>METAL
>AS
>FUCK
>Be ex military dude
>You never talk
>Someone wants some cookies
>You go there
>Die
>Die
>Die
>Die
>Die
>Beat the level
>Go and get some free pizza
>>691875677
>>691875732
Both wrong
>grappling hook
>explosion
>grappling hook
>grappling hook pedestrian
>>691875608
I guess the first seeing as samus was originally a guy but they switched gender for the zero suit as an unlockable easter egg
>>691865317
Fist me fag
>>691875933
really familiar, still no clue
>>691876032
Just Cause
>In your office
>Shit not responding
>Fuck this shit.PNG
>Walk out
>Run around
>Narrator top kek
>Piss narrator off
>Suicide
>>691875933
I'm legitimately unsurprised no one has gotten this
>>691875706
007 Goldeneye
Midget and movie gave away
>>691876125
The Stanley Parable
>>691869376
Candy crush saga
>>691876125
Stanley Parable?
Only just bought it havent played it yet
>>691876119
Yes sir
>>691875912
Myst
>>691876032
just cause
>>691876204
>>691876219
Correct
>>691876125
The Stanley parable
>>691876125
The Stanley Parable, 9/10 summary
>>691875316
come on me and that dude who spams dino wife thing want people to guess
this is sad
>Be kid
>Wake up for the day
>Go outside
>Se your bro
>Giant dinosaur next to him
>Dino is chill tho
>Get attacked by cricket
>Suddenly you are at the house of your dad
>Play as him
>Masked blokes are setting forest on fire
>This is not your problem but you help anyway
>Wife dies
>Kids sad
>Beat people with a stick out of rage
>Get the fang of the dino that killed your wife out of her heart
>kill the dino that killed your wife with it
>METAL
>AS
>FUCK