What does "The South" have to offer besides mosquitoes
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What does "The South" have to offer besides mosquitoes and retards.
I rest my case
uh crayfish?
fried chicken
>>691778730
Britain, probably...
>>691778509
If you don't mind me asking, what exactly determines whether or not you like a state?
>>691778509
Nothing. Stay where you are. We don't need anymore of complaining, Yankee, motherfuckers.
>>691778886
It's a vague amalgam of news stories and reputations and how far they are willing to drag this country down with their bullshit.
>>691778905
Don't worry. You'll never make a carpet bagger out of me, sweetheart
>>691778611
>Brobible
Try harder, it's no wonder why intelligence maps of America created by legitimate places all contrast against this one.
Also, to answer OP's, apparently millionaires could be something the south offers, since it has the most of them.
>>691778905
Austin fag here...All day I hear former Cali-Fags bitchin about how they hate Texas and why Cali was so much better and cheaper. Then why are you HERE? Sounds like some dude telling me how great his ex-wife was...
>>691778905
My man!
New York, the good part.
Not the city
And as for your question OP, the job market is down South
>>691779161
Houston fag here...at least we have water Austin bro
>>691779124
http://www.netstate.com/states/tables/state_millionaires_household.htm
per capita or total, because I think you may be wrong either way.
>>691778509
Why hate new Jersey? Have you ever been? I moved here a few years ago and its beautiful, except for newark and Camden.
>>691778509
ATL here. Neutral AF
>>691779161
I live in L.A. and I hear the reverse all fucking day. Some places i understand but people from like Newark, Boise and Austin as well...so it's just something people do...
>>691779456
where from?
>>691778688
I live in Virginia so I can verify that the intelligence decreases the farer you go south. Northern and Central Virginia are the whole reason why they are considered a, "smarty pants" state.
>>691779540
From Albuquerque originally but I've lived in Colorado, DC, Bethesda, and San Antonio. I've found everywhere I've lived I could be happy.
the basic problem is that we were too quick to forgive traitors
Charleston sc...it is a gem compared to the rest of the state. The history is cool and the women are unbelievably attractive...most are down to pound. Lived there for 18 years. Always a nice place to visit.
>>691778509
alligators
>>691778611
I live in Arkansas, everyone is retarded.
Still love my state, best nature in the south with Florida and Texas not included obviously.
>>691780008
Sounds like a place I should visit. Where do the poundable ones hang out?
>>691779161
Austin is overrated as fuck. Don't believe the hype.
>>691779973
>>691779124
>That's only 15
>Total contrast.
>>691780182
I like Austin.
If it wasn't surrounded by the rest of Texas it would be a 10/10 city
>>691780170
Go downtown, mainly King / market. The beaches are teeming. Folly or iop.
>>691779973
Are the UK traitors? The EU is basically the same kind of political organization as the US. They just seceded. Call them traitors.
>>691778509
Inbreeding
>>691778509
California is a fucking shithole, at least people from the south are polite and classy
And they have better food and better music too
>>691780337
with a vote not musket balls.
>>691780337
The south seceded with votes as well. Oh, then the US began to invade. You furious over Fort Sumter still dawg? No one died in that battle.
>>691780474
I will admit, Californias' version of classy is rich douches. it's a fucking shame.
>Point: anon
>>691778611
That is because of all the niggers. North and south dakota have a very low nigger population, while mississippi has one of the highest.
Fucking niggers ruin everything.
>>691780491
The south seceded with votes as well. Oh, then the US began to invade. You furious over Fort Sumter still dawg? No one died in that battle.
>>691780659
>>691780626
Samefagging this HARD
>>691779973
Proud to be a Utahn
Minnesota is bae.
>>691780807
Zion is fucking cool.
>>691780949
Hell yeah, my /b/ro
>>691778509
St8 r8 thread?
>>691781225
>hating all those other states
>only disliking Oklahoma
You know nothing about Oklahoma, do you anon?
>>691781120
>>691781332
Utah. Don't forget Utah.
>>691781332
>only
I dislike Utah, too, nigger. And I know I don't want to go to Oklahoma
>>691778509
Good klan meetings
>>691781357
There's definitely some scenery there!
>>691781395
No, see the post above yours.
Oklahomans biggest natural wonders are salt flats, man made lakes, and oil fields
>>691781225
And Maryland. He dislikes Maryland too.
>>691781332
The reason I hate all of those states is because I've lived in most of them, except Arizona, Missouri and South Carrolina and the redneck niggers in them are fucking ignorant and need to die, especially the ones on the east coast. "The south" doesn't stop at the mason dixon line, PA might as well be south, too. It's really fucking bad there if you're not in Philly or Pittsburgh.
>>691781650
I wish I could have marked DC, would have marked as hate. Maryland is probably a 6/10 state if you're not in Bmore
>>691781639
I'm not saying anything bad about Utah, I love it here! I'm only saying, he kinda missed a big blotch of orange when he said that Oklahoma was the only state he disliked.
>>691778509
not much. i used to live down there for 5 years. but you know, it's part of what makes us unique in the US. these differences. florida though, can just be dumped into the ocean.
>>691778509
Tobacco. Tons of it.
>>691781794
I meant like only disliking Oklahoma instead of hating it. I didn't mean to imply it was the only state he disliked.
>>691781777
Holy shit
>>691778509
cheap land, good mexican food and flesh eating bacteria on the beach
>>691778688
the only good ones are limited to Louisiana
>>691781931
Ah. Gotcha. I probably brought down my state's average intelligence a bit for a second there.
>>691781639
You have a point, but I usually dislike/hate states based on the people, not the landmarks. If Utah didn't have mormons, I would have been neutral
>>691778611
>>691778688
But I am from Arkansas and am statistically smarter than 99.5% of the population.
And I seem even more intellegent in Arkansas.
It feels good to be a smug outlier.
>>691782120
I assume you know enough about them to come to a conclusion.
>>691780287
give it a couple years and youll have most major texan cities becoming exactly like austin. You see it in places like Houston and Dallas.
>>691782089
It's an understandable misunderstanding.
>>691782247
>magic
>underwear
I like the fucking scientologists more than mormons AND I WAS IN A FUCKING MASKED PROTEST AGAINST SCIENTOLOGY
>>691782306
where will the die hard texans go then?
>>691782120
I hope that's obvious. I think the only way someone could hate the most diverse state in the country is by completly ignoring everything that makes it special and focusing on people which are more or less the same everywhere.
If all the niggers went back to Africa then the south score as the west coast on standardized tests
>>691782376
You're telling me you hate en entire group of people just because of their clothes?
>>691782585
yeah no they wouldn't. sorry to burst your bubble.
>>691782604
No, nigger, look up mormonism. They're fucking whacko
>>691780081
I'm from NWA, and in Texas RN, and was stationed in FL. Arkansas is so much better, depending on where you are from.
>>691782585
Not true. The general populace here is dumb.
It's poor uneducated people that do so shitty on standardized tests. Of course their are more blacks that are poor an uneducated.
I say that coming from northwest Arkansas, where black people don't exist.
>>691782538
I hate California because I grew up there and it turned into a fucking communist haven after I left.
>>691782704
I live in Utah of all states, I've known Mormons all my life. I know things about them which won't come up on the first page of Google's search results.
>>691782834
>communist
you're a fucking idiot
>>691778509
Zone 7-9 gardening which is pretty dope if you like to grow things.
>>691782884
>implying that's possible
Bamafag here. South has nothing to offer. Everyone is far too religious. Cannot even get laid. I work for the VA here and on my commute to work I pass a billboard sign that reads #secede. I'm also a nigga only attracted to Asian and Caucasian females; so your mileage may very.
Source: 28 year old grad school virgin.
>>691782419
you can be a die hard texan and still niggers are equals. The times are a changing
>>691782757
Hey, no way.
I live up In between Rogers and Eureka.
Are you stationed down at frt smith or something?
And Florida has the Everglades and the keys. Which beats out the ozarks in my opinion
>>691782830
Well in metro Atlanta the public schools outside the city limits are actually very good. But once you drive inside the perimeter and check into Wheezy Jefferson High School, that's where the state average gets dragged to shit
Florida seems to be on everyones shit list. Why is it so hated?
>>691783117
all black men in texas need to be armed.
>>691783281
https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan
>>691778509
>ignorant people
>>691781225
Such a tipical Jewyorker. I've lived in New York my entire life it's full of nothing but pretentious out of touch trendy liberals who consider themselves worldly but no nothing outside of their shit state. They love to boast about how great their state is when in actuality the people that make their state great the "capitalists", they hate the most.
>>691782992
Ask me anything, I'll be glad to answer.
Texas has one of the best economies in the world
>>691783411
I'm from Commiefornia, nigger. I just live in Jew York. I wanna get the fuck out of here.
>>691782830
Fun fact:
SAT scores for white kids in households that earn less than $20k/yr is about the same as black kids from families that earn over $200k/yr.
There is a racial gap. Not because tests are racist or culturally biased either; Asians have no problems with whitey's tests.
>>691783281
The people
Personally I never thought that Floridas people where any different from the rest of the east coast but I've never been further north than Georgia on the east coast so I don't really know.
>>691783519
My apologies for assuming you liked it I'm a bit jaded as you can see.
But seriously fuck California go to Washington! Best West Coast State in my opinion.
>>691783305
youre saying this like theyre not already
>>691783485
shotes out
>>691783638
I wanna go to Maine, tbh. I wanna live innawoods with a state that doesn't care what the fuck I do
>>691783281
Shitty cranky old white people taken care of by niggers/spics
>>691783745
Yeah man Maine is on the top of my list too. They tend to be a little exclusive though they don't like Outsiders takes a few years to prove you're not an asshole to them.
>>691778509
BBQ
>>691783520
Fun fact
Blacks weren't even allowed to take the same tests as whites until the 60's.
They don't seem to be doing too bad considering that most blacks didn't have access to the same education the white people of their day had until 40 years ago.
>>691778611
Why is Minnesota always the best at everything important?
God it feels great to be a Minnesotan.
Feels a bit like this thread turned from a discussion of which state is best to an official Klan meeting
>>691783857
*shrugs* Land is $5000 an acre, I wanna get somewhere in the middle of nowhere, but not too far from stores. Maybe somewhere with a house already built on it and with land around it that I can buy up over time
>>691783939
This
>>691783873
>>691783520
And if you think that intercity black youth get the same quality of education that a poor white kid that goes to a decent school in the suburbs gets.
You are just plain retarded.
>>691783968
Dude we could live together. I have the same exact idea.
>>691778611
minnesota is fucking trash
![tumblr_lpym04ZGAs1qm3ogxo1_400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/acwpbyJ.jpg "tumblr_lpym04ZGAs1qm3ogxo1_400[1].jpg")
>>691782750
>>691784101
I've done a little looking into it. I don't really care where I live in the state, as long as I can live like Mattv2099 and have no neighbors
>>691783939
you want racism go to Georgia and the Carolina, you want good food go to Texas and Louisiana.
>>691784261
thats alot of money to sit on, you have to remember property taxes
>>691780634
Nah they're starting to leak out of Sioux Falls and into some of the towns here in SD. It's horrific, saw one in the store the other day yelling at the cashier over smokes. She cried. I have never seen somebody act like that in public, like damn
>>691779509
Ditto mah nig
>>691780073
This.
>>691783968
Please don't devolp new land.
I live in the county out in Arkansas and I have slowly watched the land I loved and grew up in be transected with roads and fences, then to be plowed over for some douchbag Walmart executive's lake house.
It's been determintal to the local wildlife. Constantly thinking about how this is happening everywhere in the world causes me great grief and other people would be greving too if they knew what we are losing.
>>691784357
True, but you can usually use tax laws to your advantage, especially the homesteading act
>Homestead Exemption -This program provides a measure of property tax relief for certain individuals that have owned homestead property in Maine for at least 12 months and make the property they occupy on April 1 their permanent residence. Property owners would receive an exemption of $15,000.
>>691784500
FUCK NO. I love the woods, I have no interest in cutting down the land. Maybe a few places here and there for a range, a cabin and the house itself, but I'm not gonna be a faggot and clearcut it
>>691784521
smart
>>691778509
From the south, live in the north. People are a lot smarter where im from. The north is going to vote for a woman to be president.
>>691784602
Good for you.
Just remember you are living in a system and to think about your impact upon the system you love, when any decision like that.
You also ought to farm.
>>691784740
Pretty sure there's a federal one, too, so I can dodge taxes pretty easily and legally
>>691784818
I'm considering it, but I'm not going to go industrial. Maybe have some animals, too, but anything I produce is staying on my table. I don't really care about money. If I can afford it, I can afford it. If I can't, oh well. Might also try to set up solar and sell it back to the company if I can get enough of them and not need to destroy the land to place them
>>691778509
-Pretty hanging spanish moss
-fried chicken
-cool ass old houses
-hot white chicks
-polite niggers
That's about it
>>691781225
North Dakotafag here.... You love us? I'm flattered!!
.... Have you ever been here? Because there's nothing to love here.....
>>691785074
I know a few people from ND, they're pretty cool. I'm pretty jealous of you guys, too. You have clear skies and mostly unspoiled land
>>691785074
And also, your comment proves my point, you guys are really humble
>>691785027
That's the only way to do it.
A small Aquaponics set up in a greenhouse on the side of your house or wherever, And a hen house will feed you. Especially if you hunt and fish for all your meat.
>>691785268
I would love to own something near a river, I love hunting and fishing. If I had riverfront property, I could set up a dock of some kind and fish from it.
Fuck, I can't wait til next week, I'm getting the fuck out of NYC for the first time in awhile, going backpacking with some old friends of mine. I miss being innawoods
>>691785433
i'm in nyc too. i have a lake house near the poconos that i'm rennovating. great fishing.
>>691784036
I went to St. Louis City public schools along with the niggers. You have no idea what you're talking about.
>>691785433
Hell yeah, where you going?
Ever get into thruhiking?
>>691780170
Market Street, college girls everywhere.
>>691785237
No, I mean, there's nothing here for one to express love for.... It's nothing but grass and dirt...
Also, no offense, but I wasn't much a fan of New York.... Upstate is nice, and my uncle showed us a kickass pizza place in Queens, but the bulk of it didn't impress me....
Yet, if I was offered a high-paying job, I'd seriously consider moving to New York to make some serious paper (compared to here)...
>>691778509
nig-nogs, diabetes, and fried chicken..... That's all the South is good for...
>pic unrelated.
>>691784036
If you think any disparity in quality of education has anything to do with anything other than niggers discouraging each other from doing well, parents who don't give a shit, and having a bunch of dumb niggers for teachers, you're retarded.
Even given those factors, they're still naturally just not as smart as whites or Asians or Jews or anyone.
>>691784765
> huhr duhr dem yanks gonna vote in a womun
First, Trump is a New Yorker Yankee fuck above all others, second hating Shillary for her dusty cunt and not her policies is just a neon sign that says "I haven't graduated high school" and third, you're not exactly making the south look great here familia>>691784765
>>691784765
> huhr duhr dem yanks gonna vote in a womun
First, Trump is a New Yorker Yankee fuck above all others, second hating Shillary for her dusty cunt and not her policies is just a neon sign that says "I haven't graduated high school" and third, you're not exactly making the south look great here familia
>>691785538
You're right I don't.
I'm one of those poor white kids that went to a relatively school.
Where in Saint Louis? And how was it?
I also think that because states with high black populations are usually redstates, education funding might play into this.
I know it sounds ridiculous but my mom was a teacher in Oklahoma and Arkansas.
Arkansas was alright but not good.
Recently Oklahoma was down to 4 day school weeks and uncertified teachers.
Because of their shit representation.
>>691785534
The Poconos is a beautiful area. I lived in Wilkes Barre PA for a few years and I loved the countryside, but I hated the people.
>>691785658
Next year I want to thru hike. I'm just going to the AT for a couple days, maybe more than a week. It's currently planned for just a week. Taking the Metro North to a spot and heading north from there. My friend's been there before, but he didn't leave the area around the stop
>>691785782
I'm from Commiefornia originally, so I don't take offense to you hating NYC or CA. I just like places with big open spaces
>nothing to love
Pic related
>>691785969
>>691785981
Well my phone just entirely shit the bed
>>691778509
all of America is terrible
>>691786087
spoken like someone who's never been here, faggot
>>691785782
Also, there's less than a million people in ND and nobody's stuck out for me to hate on
>>691786138
Damn what did Hawaii do to you
>>691778509
Why do you hate arkansas and Florida but only dislike the other southern states?
>>691786025
One thing you should also know about North Dakotans is that we're very friendly, yes.... But we're also horrifically xenophobic.... Ever tried to move into a small town? Goooood luck, especially if you're not white and/or related to someone somehow...
Also, our winters are terrible... Pic is a skunk that died and froze to the side of the road during a blizzard a few years back. Yep, it gets THAT cold over the course of a normal winter...
>>691786258
Nothing really. Just would hate living there. At least it ain't fucking Texas.
>>691786087
Eurocuck detected.
>>691786461
I wouldn't mind living there (Hawaii), if I had the income to afford living there..... Stinks that you're stuck on an island, but at least it's a beautiful island!
But I have to agree, at least it ain't Texas!!
>>691786430
Don't plan on moving there, just visit it someday. I know what small towns are like, song related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmWJu2mGR5U
Also, I love harsh winters, as long as I have food and somewhere to sleep next to a fire
>proved I'm white by liking winter
>>691785933
About 25% of intelligence is aquired.
I often see people point to Population IQ studies in sub Saharan Africa or intercity America.
Education is largely non existent, many Africans are not literate enough to understand the tests properly. Intercity black culture is shit, that's a fact. And that fact plays a big role in intelligence. It does not justify your bigotry however.
The only way you can judge anyone is on an individual level. You can't take generalizations and exspect then to hold true on an individual basis
>>691782757
I grew up in south arkansas and went to school at the UA. There is a huge difference in the people from those 2 ends of the state.
>>691786739
Cheaper than Almost anywhere on the west coast.
>>691786190
True, I think our last estimates were just over 700k in the whole state... Second only to Wyoming for least-populated...
I can't understand how people can -want- to live on top of 20,000 others like in deep city territory such as LA, NYC, etc... I can totally see why people go crazy and shoot up places out there.... :\
>>691786869
Nice kelty, coyote or redcloud? How many liters?
>>691786739
The meteorologist in me tells me a big fucking NOPE to living in the middle of the Pacific.
As for Texas, it and Michigan can eat shit.
>>691786928
Yeah, I don't understand it either, but it doesn't bother me at the same time. I rent, so it's whatever. But when I own something, I want to be left the fuck alone and free to do whatever the fuck I want, whenever the fuck I want
>>691785046
>polite niggers
>polite
>niggers
You've never met a nigger, have you?
>>691786896
Truth, much of California thinks its shit is made of solid gold and handjobs....
>>691778509
Most of the agriculture and natural resources in the USA comes from the south or Republican countries. Most foreign trade comes in via the south, so there's that. Texas brings more to the USA than the next 2 combined. So... yeah... A whole fuck of a lot.
>>691787127
California actually
>>691783059
Another bamafag here. Huntsville is awesome. Plenty of good spots in bham too. Tough to find better hiking than Sipsey. Awesome biodiversity across the state. Fuck off somewhere else if you don't like it, or at least move from whatever cultural backwater you're currently in.
>>691786964
Red cloud 90
>>691787292
What kind of dog?
>>691787292
I have a red cloud 90 also, but it's blue. Have you seen the fucking new ones?? They look like SHIT and they no longer sell the old model anywhere
>>691787063
I could barely stand living in the barracks on Bliss! I wouldn't survive living in an apartment complex, let alone a megaplex skyscraper-type....... I mean, maybe if I had a penthouse or a good section of a floor or something swanky I could probably stand to call it shelter... But I couldn't see me actively trying to live in a place like that......
>>691778509
I've lived in CA, TX, IL, FL, NJ, and LA
Ranking from 1st to last
1) TX
2) FL
3) NY
4) IL
5) NJ
6) CA
California sucks dick. The whole state is trash.
>>691786138
Typical Appalachian cousin fucker
>>691778905
If you're stupid enough to live in the south then you deserve it.
I thank god daily that I no longer have to live there.
>>691787449
Oh, it gets better. I live in a studio apartment on the 4th floor of a 6 story building. I was homeless for a 3 years before I got this place, so I'm just happy I have it
>>691787127
kek... the South and their hobby farms... Only so much you can do with peaches, pecans, and oranges, anon... The real people-feeding power comes from the midwest, son...
>>691787428
I was at a few outdoor stores a few months ago and they still had some red clouds like mine. That design does look kinda shitty. Pull tabs with large rings like those are a nightmare. I get off the trail a lot and every single tree limb would unzip that thing.
>>691787588
These dubs speak truth.... I thank my lucky stars that I wasn't born in the South....
>>691787610
>officially has become a cringe thread...
:P
>>691787832
Yeah, it's a really dumb design. I'm salty they don't sell the old one anymore, was gonna buy a new one so I could give the 90 to somebody else. I'm gonna trade my buddy for his pack when I meet up with him, he has my old 110
Lots and lots and lots of niggers
We offer somewhat warmer temperatures during the winter for you libtards during the winter.
>>691787965
At least I don't live with my parents
>>691787587
I'm sorry my states aren't traitors to the Union that should've been executed in 1865.
I'm not sorry that a General from Lancaster burned Atlanta to the ground. It needs to happen again.
Let's not forget that the southern states also tend to be the states that drain the Federal Government for Aid.
Each state has their own budget and spending. Even if some northern states end up in debt they usually try to handle it on their own.
However there are many southern states that ask for tremendously more amount of funding then they provide to the Federal Government.
From what i con remember there are many southern states that for every $1 they give to the Federal government; they receive about $2 from them.
Not only are they undereducated. They take fucking modern science lessons from a book thousands of years old.
They say they hate a strong Federal Government and think their states should be more independent. But the fact of the matter is, Most of those states if they were to stop receiving federal help they would fail economically, infrastructuraly, but they would probably start shooting each other in panic with automatic weapons.
The US could probably remove them from the Union, build a wall around them, and still make money from not having to pay them for help while building said wall. (It would also create federal jobs in the surrounding states too. win win)
>>691787722
Arkansas produces more rice than all other states combined.
Let's also not forget tree farming in the south. We made the lumber that built that damn one bedroom in that crowded shit hole of a city you call home. Then you wipe you chicken nugget, pepsi, and Iowa corn filled shit with paper we grew.
>>691778509
I live in MD. What do you like about it. jc.
>>691785969
If you think women are made for more than subjugation and taking care of kids and making food and pussy you are a new age fag. Shes a woman, supposed to be taking care of a guy not running anything cuck.
>>691782230
Smug, self-satisfied, most-likely wrong, and totally unaware. You sound like you'd fit right in there in Arkansas.
>>691786258
Hawaii is actually a pretty liberal state..But I'd still like to love their..
>>691788061
Got me wrong.
>>691778509
Something something corn
>>691787531
You think it's trash because you're a filthy transplant.
>locals only
>kooks go home
>>691788304
You'd be better off in a state with higher average intelligence, considering your spelling.
>>691785782
What did Tennesee do to piss you off?
>>691788061
Burn down Atlanta? Where do I sign up? Do I call Moonman? I wanna kill niggers!
>>691778509
I've lived in California, Washington, Arizona, Texas and Colorado. Here's my ranking. Best to worst.
>Colorado
>Washington
>California
>Arizona
>Texas
Fuck texas
>>691787019
Pacific, the ocean named after being tranquil. The meteorologist in me, tell me your inner meteorologist is a clueless hack.
>>691778509
Here's a joke for you tards:
What's the last thing you hear before a redneck dies?
Hey yall, watch this!
>>691788608
Word to the man who knows Colorado is awesome.
>>691788119
You produce one of the cheapest grains in the fucking world cause no one else wants to from a labor profit margin type of deal. But without you guys we would just produce it somewhere else if we fucking want to.
And your fucking lumber bullshit is just that, bullshit. We get the majority of our lumber from, Oregon, Washington, Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, Nevada(northern), and California
>>691788634
Way to fuck up the joke.
The famous redneck last words are: "hold my beer and watch this."
>>691788774
Not in my world it's not!
>>691782230
gg noice iq's bruh
>>691789300
yeah, you're so smart that you hang out on /b/ all day.
>>691778509
What does the north? Seriously. What does land or a geographical region have to offer? Well, food for starters. If you seriously care that little about the areas where there is enough land to grow food that hasn't been modified or treated like shit, then I'm guessing nothing because you'll just move the goal posts. Texas is the 2nd highest GDP in out countery, so there's that too, but I imagine that doesn't count either. Oh did I mention enough land so you don't have to be living that close to other humans that you dislike? Nah, that doesn't count either...um...so...if we are going by intelligent and that alone, the land/region really isn't a determining factor, it would be the people who make use of it.
>>691782230
>smart
>on 4chan
Pick one
>>691788245
Mad
>>691789300
>>691788245
>>691789933
That's right you dumbasses.
I'm smarter than all of you, end of story
>>691789933
not everyone on here is as dumb and miserable as you are fuckwit
>>691783485
You really shouldn't argue for us...you're embarrassing us.
>>691789710
lol living the 21st century and thinking that Texas is still considered "the south".
Born in Michigan
Lived in Michigan, Indiana, Georgia, Kansas and California
Currently live in Indiana
I don't dislike or hate other states.... what have they - or their residents - done to me?
>>691784150
You're fucking trash. My state is constantly rated the best in everything.
>>691790573
>no dislikes
you clearly haven't traveled enough
>>691784150
yeah minnesota sucks.
>>691785782
Oh North Dakota, hows your shitty economy doing? Come across the border, in Minnesota, we have the better economy.
>>691782834
Agreed, California is a liberal shit hole. They think they are open minded but they are really closed minded as to what should be considered open minded. There was a methane gas leak near LA which is already one of the hottest and second densest city in the world. It is literally hell now between the lack of anything genuine or godly and the fucking heat and crowdedness
>>691790484
Yah didn't you know Texas is the east
Hurr dee durr
>>691790632
EH, fuck you
WISCO
WISCO IS BEST MINNESOTA
>>691790632
HAHAHAHA your Governor is fucking idiot.
>>691790484
because most of it, outside of austin, is filled with redneck simpletons just like the rest of the deep south. so yeah it is. new orleans? not so much. miami? no.
>>691791035
>Texas
>south
>Texas
>Deep South
Take a gander at this retard
>>6917785W>>691778509
Whataburger friend
>>691790728
I am 47 years old and have been in most of the states in the USA, either for work or vacation. I have also traveled outside the US, but only in the western hemisphere.
Please don't make assumptions about me based on what your opinions of the various states. I just don't hate people or locations.
>>691791094
And I don't hate that island of Hawaii specifically, I just didn't notice it
I love coming back to /b/ 2 hours later and finding my thread still going about something I could not give a shit about to begin with.
>Pic not related
>>691778509
a ton of manufacturing, fishing, farming and prisons too i guess
>>691778509
Food, lower taxes, tolerable weather, everyone in the south is nice, etc.
>>691778509
Good manners
>>691791333
>>691791467
Samefag
>>691791333
food? bah ha ha.
no one is nice realy. it's all passive aggressive shit.
toelrable weather? too fucking hot more like it.
if stuff is cheap where you are, rent, food, etc it's because no one wants to live there.
>>691791333
incentives so people don't leave in which they get no taxes maybe? Not that they're smart enough to make that connection
>>691790281
>>691790212
Kek, gotya.
>>691788676
Yes, if you can afford it.
Durango rep.
>>691778509
Better food than anywhere else in the fucking country?
>>691790939
>voted best healthcare, best state to open a business, best state fair, twin cities best city to live in, best state to raise kids, best state for bycicles (???), best state for women (for some reason)
really look it up. Minnesota is best Minnesota. Wisconsin's pretty cool too though, at least your governor isn't a jew puppet made governor via political dynasty
>>691790573
I like this anon, only person here who's goal isn't to try to piss others off/have a dick measuring contest because of their insecurities.
>>691779161
>steers&queers
>>691779900
Glad you think your inbred state should have an opinion
>>691779973
The AIDS one kinda scares me because I'm in Florida.
>>691791768
where is this food exactly? i lived in the south for a few years and without exception the food SUCKED.
are you talking about bbq for fuck's sake? really?
cajun food in new orelans was the one exception.
>>691783411
You've obviously only been to NYC you ignorant Fuck hole. Try leaving the lower east for a day and explore so that you can educate yourself.
>>691780081
Wew
Idiots like you thinking Arkansas is the south. Please escort yourself out
>>691791579
Or there is just enough space for it not be that high in demand
>>691792085
it's because most non-mexican hispanics are half fags anyway.
stop fucking men fag and you shuold be ok
SWEET
E
A
>>691778611
>tfw massfag
>>691789710
>>691779228
this
we do all the agriculture, so if you don't like us we'll take all our vegetables and a lot of our nations livestock and secede again, obama is too much of a pussy to stop us
>>691784298
Don't ever compare Texas to Louisiana on a food standing.
>>691792443
>>691792519
I fucking wish we would but we are too much of a pussy to do it.
>>691780081
>best nature in the south
no, best nature in the west.
grand canyon, rockies, deserts, redwood forest, big sur, yosemite, tahoe, crater lake, mt hood, mt st helens, mt rainier...
>>691788634
Here's a funnier joke:
The North
>>691792223
Half the state is certainly not the Deep South but Arkansas is considered a southern state
>>691793064
Arkansas has the best nature in the south.
Not the south has the best nature overall.
You retard, I have been to most of those places and agree with you.
>>691791035
Did you just call New Orleans not the south? New Orleans is literally what the south is.
>>691793064
You literally named mountains, something you drive by get kids impressed as you pass it by the forget about it. Solid nature faggot.
>>691778611
That's because our average (the south) was brought down by all the retarded niggers that were tested.
>>691792519
thankfully for southern people the number of delusional, uneducated morons who think seceding is a good idea is ridiculously small.
>>691793336
no way. new orleans is IN the south but it's not considered the deep south. same way miami is not considered the south.
>>691778611
>>691778688
Could you post actual statistics and not some bullshit you made in your moms basement?
>>691793336
because you can't walk around a mountain or the beach like you can a swamp...woooo buddy. Cant drive up a mountain or either but you can sure drive through a swamp...the kids will love that.
>>691790573
Fucking Canadians being reasonable and shit
>>691778509
Hot Sauce. Mosquitos, retards, and damn good hot sauce.
>>691793095
Not by an actual southerners standards, idiots walk on all fours do the massive inbreeding.
>>691793095
Your state blows idiot Kys it isn't even 2010 so you don't even have the razerbacks to lean on
fertile women of child-bearing age
>>691778688
someone learned color fill on photoshop.congrats. where are the actual numbers for this ridiculous image?
>>691778509
Arable land
>>691787587
I live on the west coast, and I've heard that people back east pronounce it "apple-latch-ee-an". Can you confirm?
>>691778509
Bourbon, ya dipshit.
>>691793547
Yes, it is. It has its own culture, but the gulf coast is still deep south. Miami is just northern Cuba though.
>>691793547
You really can be this stupid.
New Orleans is literally what makes the south the south. You're trying to tell me Florida, which isn't even considered a southern state, is more southern than fat city? Holy fucking shit you god damn Yankee
>>691793336
Not him, but the guy that he was replying too.
If you think that is what mountains are, you are an absolute philistine that needs to get off his ass.
>>691778509
sweet tea?
>>691794007
oh fuck hadn't thought of htat.
we'l;l let all you shit stats secede but keep kentucky in the USA. i don't want to pay double for my jack daniels.
>>691794007
You know what...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................period................................................................................................................................................................................................................,.......................... you're right. You picked my favorite bourbon, too.
A pretty fucking great counter culture... Well the developed one from the intellectual higher, not the new south bull shit.
>>691794061
i lived in the south. been all over the place down there. the panhandle of florida is definitely in the deep south. new orleans definitely is not. fat? who cares.
>>691794094
>lets go climb some rocks
>wow good idea
>>691793336
>You literally named mountains, something you drive by get kids impressed as you pass it by the forget about it. Solid nature faggot.
lol, the mountains i've named are arguably some of the most gorgeous mountain hiking destinations in the US. not to mention the hot springs and swimming holes. i'm sorry you never leave your car.
>>691793802
Look, it's one of those guys that all the negative stereotypes are based on.
>>691794007
>007
Bourbon Martini, shaken, not stirred
>>691794061
Florida is stI'll largely southern. The panhandle and the heartland are as Deep South as it gets. But I agree that New Orleans is also as Deep South as it gets.
>>691794164
You'll want to keep Tennessee too
>>691794372
He can't make tendies in california wilderness like he can in a swamp fire
>>691794260
You actually are mentally challenged. Anyone from the south knows Florida isn't a southern state. It's literally just filled with immigrants like Texas. Obviously some dipshit outsider like you saying you lived in the south when you were probably in Virginia or someshit.
>>691794168
Fuckin A man. I havnt really been trying to branch out with whiskey very much, but so far Bulleit is by far my favorite.
305 hmu
>>691794294
>literally retarded
>>691794164
fucking kek. Jack Daniels is from TN, not KY.
The voted both Clinton and Trump
>Un
>fucking
>4
>givable
>>691778509
Low taxes, trailer trash, evangelical churches, biker gangs, lifted trucks with truck nuts, incest, Mexican slaves working the plantation.
The usual.
>>691794591
Are you actually arguing that the party handle isn't Deep South? It's practically Alabama.
Seriously, Alabama here, give us some fucking coastline you greedy bastards.
>>691794776
Lol spellcheck. Panhandle*
template?
>>691794745
damn it you're right. fuck. a few years ago i was going to order a barrel.
might as well keep kentucky
>>691794776
He stated Miami. Not baby bama, also fuck you you dirty redblood.
>>691795001
paint bucket
no reason
>>691794294
You aren't living.
Get off your ass and become a real human bean
sweet tea, college football that can kick your team's ass, and fine women, I'm talking women old enough to be your mom still having that cultivated rich money look. Damn the south is good. Also nice country way of life if you're not a big city type of person
Am from Illinois by the way.
