Waifu claiming thread.
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>>691719852
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Ohayo
>>691735037
Not even for Saber dess?
Claimed, desu~
>>691734888
I don't dictate where the portals end up!
>>691734951
At work, got me some chickuns and fries.
I've been called a summerfag. What ever will I do?
>>691735222
Goddammit. Guess I gotta do it, desu.
>>691735106
>mfw I cuck op in his own waifu thread
Stolen
>>691735340
Most original "insult" on 4chan.
>Best idol claimed
>>691735020
C'mon now, Saber
We both know you'll not get it~
>roll
>>691735037
I think I will desu~
>roll
>>691735433
One of my favorite Kongo pics
>>691735307
Sounds like a bad time kek
I thought you worked as a night janitor tbh
>>691735307
Wait, then how did you get 12 up there? I think you are hiding the secret from me. At least my peach portal is working pretty good though so maybe i shouldnt complain
>>691735222
Nice trips
>Hamakaze claimed
>>691735340
Hopefully quit your complaining and let me and Hamakaze continue our experiment. That sounds like a great start, desu.
>>691735340
Wait until summer ends and become a fallfag
>>691735037
>moderated
So you are not denying you were trying to get yourself banned?
Just post porn and you'll see it pretty clear. Even so, why post your 'experiment' using the OP copypasta?
It's almost like you have ulterior motives.
>>691735555
SO FUCKIN DONE, DESU.
>>691735393
Rolling, desu
>>691735555
Rolling desu
>checked
>>691735593
So many rolling, desu
>>691735604
I mean, I'm allowed to voice my opinion, yes? So I'll go ahead and do that.
>>691735873
Reminder that you are all degenerates and deserve to die. Your wifi is not real, your life is a lie. Get off /b/
>>691735634
A thread being deleted does not result in a ban. Too different things. And I use that copypasta because it's the only one I like to use for a claim thread. It's been that way for a good while. I don't see what other ulterior motives I'd have tho.
>>691735873
Too bad it's irrelevant, no? No matter how much you whine about it, it's not gonna stop. You're just wasting the energy it takes to type out your complaints, desu.
>>691736075
>my wifi is not real
Idk, it's working pretty well, desu.
>Claiming Uravity
>691734340
I'm sure it's not as bad as all that. Usually raiding only brings about the ban of the individual. /waifu/ should be fine.
>>691735037
I'm sure it's just concern for the community, no need for aggravation. Personally, I've only been on /waifu/ since the summer began, heh...
>>691735729
kek
that's all a quads worth~?
>>691735809
You will not get it!
>rolling as well
>>691736196
Whoops I broke it:
>>691734340
>>691736196
>>691735541
>I had to
>>691735555
Nah, security! I don't do shit all night!
>Rip loods
>>691735589
Proximity based! I swear it!
>>691735729
That's ecchi at best, bring on the loods!
>Makoto
>>691736194
STFU GET OFF /B/ YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE
>>691736348
You're pretty loud there bucko.
>>691736194
dishonorable discharge detected
>>691736075
i don't use wifi
>>691736270
>>691735809
>>691735593
>>691735729
rolling desu
>>691736196
I'd truly hope so, I don't like seeing this community in bad states. I joined /waifu/ about a month and a half before summer.
>>691736314
You gotta roll for l00ds.
>>691736348
I am a degenerate.
>>691736503
Pssssssh that'd be crazy. Only an OTH, desu.
>>691736314
Much appreciated.
>>691736673
Go back to Mars where you belong.
You filthy Cosmo nigger.
>>691736314
It its proximity then how come i didnt get any more? Can i just get one more portal or the arctic or something? The only reason its so hot down here is because you stole my ac!
>>691736752
best
>>691736119
>A thread being deleted does not result in a ban
Avatarfagging breaks Global Rules, it has been banned before, even on /b/.
Why use claim threads for your experiment, I mean? Is there a reason, you have decided for seemingly no reason do this?
>>691736314
Lucky!
I don't do shit most of the time when I get a call for some firefighting kek
Security sounds awesome man!
>>691736645
You already rolled for mine, you need quads now~
>roll
>>691736673
Kongo is a cute
>>691736837
Space niggers. That sounds like someone I know, desu...
>>691736965
It just sounds familiar because you have so much of it in that empty skull of yours.
>>691735106
found mine
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>691736653
I agree. Pretty solid community of terrible people. Would be a waste to watch it die. Doubt it will, though. I've seen these threads on /b/ for I don't know how long.
>Alice threads
Are what I remember.
>>691736927
We've disputed the difference between avatarfagging and waifu threads before and won. And I'll use claim threads because it's more friendly than saying "who's your waifu?" People are familiar with it. It's been a thing on 4chan, not just /b/, for years. I'm simply curious to see who all still has one. /k/ is actually more responsive (positively too) than we thought, desu.
Andrew Hussie. Fight me.
Hello everybody, I'm anon, and I'd just like to say my waifu is very real.
>>691737170
>>691737226
>>691737269
>>691737312
>>691737368
This is a lot to take in.
>>691737368
>>691736881
Best Swordsman (After Genji of course ::^)) how's the night treating ya?
>>691737552
Kek no
He dies, desu~
>>691737334
This is Avatarfagging, just with a new coat of paint.
You still haven't answered why though. Curiosity is not a motive for stupidity.
>dammit final one!
>>691737666
It's just him along with Telegram attempting to discredit the community due to them disliking what it is now.
Won't admit it, but it's fairly obvious.
>>691737666
Satan confirms, we got a new paint job.
>>691736881
Uhhh, uhhhh, blame Obama!
>>691736960
Wait, you're a fire fighter?!
Its pretty good for what it is, but the pay sucks dick.
>>691737368
>>691737512
>Is someone just spamming Rorys Ohayo?
/k/ had become more accepting than home base. Kinda makes you think a little bit...
Now where's that noose at...
>>691737878
Roll
>>691737877
I wanted to spin.
>>691737666
You see, I did answer your question. You're just too busy trying to find a justification for it being stupid, so you don't bother reading. I've stated twice in this thread and once or twice in the other. I don't see how my wanting to figure out who everybody else has a waifu doesn't justify me doing it.
>>691737812
Ya caught me, desu.
>>691737878
You could leave if it pleases you.
>>691737878
>Maybe Hiro will get the memo
Ah, i remember,
When Mio made a /waifu/ thread on /a/
>>691738030
Am I being called to make a Rory spinning Ohayo...?
>Cause I'll do it later on if you want
>>691737878
Almost makes me want to stick with /k/ancolle. Who ever thought exploration would get so much hate, desu ka?
>>691738034
But this community is not just you, is it?
>>691738034
Its pretty unnecessary tho
>>691738247
Eh.
>>691737552
>After genji
How could you do this to me maki. Its horrible now that im worse than that weeaboo trash qq
>>691737877
Well soon we will have to blame trump. If he walls off my peach portal im gonna be furious. Wait can you portal us out?
>>691737877
Only a voluntary firefighter
I know that feeling, pay is shit over here too
>>691738084
Yeah, maybe we'll get our own board someday where we can all be fags without getting banned but I dunno, maybe its me being stupid.
>>691738056
And give in? Nah man.
>>691738247
At what point did I say I was doing it for the community? Do you know how to read or are you just skimming through what I wrote?
>>691738254
Asking questions is unnecessary? As of when, desu ka?
>>691738536
/animus/ is much bigger than us, and they never got a board.
>>691738540
They should really have some sort of IQ test for this website.
>>691738536
You seem to enjoy it on /k/, so I don't see why you wouldn't just migrate there.
>>691738627
4chan would be dead if there was something like that, sadly.
>>691737665
It's just a nickname m8.
>>691738395
After today's PoTGs that best title is up for grabs. You're still best amigo though, can't take that from ya.
>>691737666
Satanic trips. Hail.
Well I'm just gonna head out. Too little idle chat, too much arguing over nothing. Good luck and good night, all!
>>691738811
Because this is where my friends are
>implying I have friends
>>691738842
You're saying that as if it's a bad thing.
>>691738627
I'm honestly curious of your train of thought. You keep asking the same question and I keep answering, but those answers aren't good enough. It just really confuses me, desu.
>>691738540
Then you are doing it for yourself, to cleanse your curiosity, which really should not be in place as it is?
Again, making avtarfag threads on multiple boards, no matter how you look at it is a bad idea.
/animus/ got banned and they never did any of that nonsense.
>>691739003
I'm not the person you've been talking to. He uses pictures of "Togame".
God, you're living proof of how badly we need those IQ filters.
>>691739003
But why tho
Why not just keep waifu on /b/
>>691738955
Maybe you're right anon, maybe it would be a good thing, who knows.
>>691738395
Nope, portals are one way yo.
>>691738505
It's a minimum wage job, but I plan on quitting once I can find something in auto repair.
>>691739168
Fuck if I know for sure. I'd lose the ever loving hell out of that IQ test.
>>691738955
But the memes.
>>691739512
Goodnight.
>>691739544
>I'd lose the ever loving hell out of that IQ test.
I'm sure a really high percentage of people would.
>>691739612
>
>>691739444
>minimum wage job
Lucky
I'm below minimum wage right now ;-;
I'm planning on going infantryman next month or after that one
Maybe I'll go to booth camp by december
>>691739102
Yes, I am doing it for myself. And it's been going on for a little bit now and none of us have gotten banned, so I fail to see where your validity stands.
>>691739122
My bad, thought that anon just wanted to post a meme. Happens all the time. Not every pic you post has to be of your waifu.
>>691739131
Because asking /b/ who their waifu is happens every second of every day. The audience stays the same, desu.
>>691739727
>>691739727
Good, less people like me on this website is a good thing. Maybe conversation on here would actually be somewhat intriguing.
>>691738925
Well as long as i have a best something i cant be mad. I still only have under a minute of genji gameplay. Just never saw a reason to play him other than bastions
>>691739444
Checked, one way? Then how does the stuff come through the portals? Do you have people on the other side throwing all the stuff in?
>>691739512
it will work this time
>>691739967
This matters how?
>>691739967
>My bad
Don't give a shit.
>thought that anon just wanted to post a meme
Don't care what you "thought". You were incorrect.
>Happens all the time.
>All the time
Uhh, no?
>Not every pic you post has to be of your waifu.
Well you're a fresh escapee from a tard wrangling facility. So you would think that.
>>691739760
>Military
RIP, enjoy being yelled at!
>>691740038
I dunno, it just appears!
>Going to play some Rage with a friend, brb
>>691739967
Just because something hasn't happened doesn't mean it's not viable to happen.
Whatever, I just got here, just don't get these threads banned yet.
>>691739967
Ultimately, we're never going to migrate to another board. If we do, which we won't, the audience is going to stay the same, with maybe a couple of new faces, but that already happens when we're on here, so that point is rather invalid.
>>691739512
Good luck.
>>691740038
Don't forget best music bud too. Other than harassing enemy lines as a more effective Tracer that's about it. Just been doing really well with him as of late.
>>691740308
At least I won't have to pay for rent~
>>691740780
Boss, is it really you?
>>691740601
The only reason you don't know of new people Kongou is because you're just jerking each other off in telegram, but still act like you matter. But I digress.
classic waifu - cracky chan
>>691740952
T H I S
H
I
S
>>691740952
I know a few of the people here including you which I greet and talk to everyday (not as extensively because Im currently visiting my dad and play kancolle) and I still have time to jerk off the guys on Telegram. I work both corners whenever I can.
>>691740308
I will have those secrets one day
Have fun
>>691740780
Ayyy. Maybe its just because ive never seen a good one so i cant really say. At face value it seems better to pick a tracer or a reaper to mess with people
It's just a thread.
>>691741599
I want you to jerk me off
>roll
>>691740166
I'm not sure about you, but I start a thread for the purpose of seeing who claims what.
>>691740276
Wel, tried to be polite, but guess that backfired.
Honesty, couldn't give a shit if you're a different anon. You're just as worthless as any other brain-dead autismo on /b/. Yes, that span includes everyone. Assuming does suck, yeah, probably about as much as when your mother assumed the coat hanger got you. Also not sure how being out of prison for a month and a half has anything to do with that, but whatever you can use to justify yourself and help you sleep at night, Captain Down of the USS Chromosome.
>>691740952
Yeah, I stick to telegram because even last time we tried expanding /waifu/ it got backlash. Made me realize that you guys aren't into it for the same reasons several of us are and that's why we grouped up and went to telegram. At least in there we actually have decent conversations, as well as autistic, but do so much more. These threads aren't a place to sit all day and just say the same thing over and over again in my opinion. It's a place to find some people who enjoy the same shit as you, as myself, Hamakaze, Tenryuu, Amatsu, and over a dozen others did. Yeah, these threads are fun every once in a while, but they get monotonous. That's why I try expanding and finding other people. That's why I went to other boards with it. If you have a problem with me being in telegram more than these threads or my making of other threads, file it into my HR department because I quite frankly will continue doing what I'm doing because I enjoy doing it, desu.
>>691741899
You made the mistake of thinking I give a shit about your opinion.
Hope you had fun writing all of that, Keller.
>>691741899
Tl;dr, idgaf who posts in the thread. It's nice to drop in and say hi every now and again. Not gonna stop doing what I do, tho, desu.
>>691741899
Why do you care?
>>691742055
I did, thank you. Gave me something to do since sleep won't come.
>>691742128
Care about which part? Finding out people's waifus, desu ka?
>>691741725
Words to live by. Hank for president
>>691741784
>
>>691740947
>Kept you waiting huh?
What's happening mang?
>>691741603
Shoot, should see some of the matches I've played. People were kicking the entire team's ass with him. Those are good choices too, although I'm not good with Reaper and Tracer is meh.
>>691742327
Yes why?
Why does anyone else matter?
>>691742327
As am I.
Treating people like complete trash always makes for good pass time when sleep doesn't.
>>691742128
>caring
He's solely doing it for his and his group of friends' benefit.
>>691742443
Because I like to see who claims what. If someone claims them in an anime I know, then I like to see why and what about that character makes them waifu material. I like exploring other people's opinions. If I don't know the anime, it gives me a reason to watch it.
>>691742467
Doesn't it? Happens all the time in telegram, desu.
>>691742422
America.
I was so busy reading all of this that I forgot to send my KC exps out again.
Wew.
>>691742732
A medium rare Hank, thanks.
Ah! Finally a 'pleasant' conversation pertaining to the topic of the thread regarding the morality, construct, and social aspect of it.
Count.
Me.
Out.
Come on folks...
Sanae claimed.
>>691742426
I think genji is better the less coordinated people are. When i played with akiko and friends a genji would try to ult and mess with me and at best he only got one swing since everyone would turn on him. Pretty hilarious for the most part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwSpn4pmv9Q
>>691742635
Well, Telegram is shit. And from the looks of it so are the people who use it.
Makes for good pass time with those who are enjoyable enough to do so around though.
>>691742858
Coming right up.
>>691742426
>say it one last time, for old time's sake..
It's in the weekend and I have alcohol addiction
Guess what's happening :^)
Yourself?
>>691742635
Sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BMZ7wfLyno
>>691743524
May I have a medium rare Hank?
>>691742492
Yeah man, we do it so that the aussie government gives us more money in our beneficial centrelink check each month and we get free obamacare. What fucking benefits do you think 4chan gives us you stupid mong
>>691743524
Medium please.
>>691743943
Yes, you may.
>>691744124
Medium rare, you mean.
>>691743524
Well done
>>691744227
I mean medium in fact.
>>691744271
Just asinine.
Teemo is cancer, no matter what game mode.
>>691743067
>Better the less coordinated people are
Exactly. Having some peeps who know how to counter him or overall have impeccable defenses won't bode well.
Kek, that's a prime example,
>>691743634
You're living the sober life ,;^)
Sounds good though, live it up man. Sitting around per usual, thinking about what I might do tomorrow.
>>691744408
Punch the rat
>>691744463
I cant play any of the offense characters to save my life, i should probly sit down and learn at least one. Maybe pharah or reaper
>>691744368
Politely, yet firmly.
>>691744227
Just give me a cow, I'll beat the crap out of it, chop it in half, and eat the raw meat.
Raw+Protein+???= Maximum Gainz!
>>691744379
No i meant "well done" as in "good job"
Medium rare please
>>691744408
>Play ARAM
>Teemo on enemy team
>Places his fucking shit on every heal
Indeed he is cancer in every mode.
>>691744463
As if~ :^)
I'll try and ride my bike again tomorrow, I'm being lazy way too much lately
>Rattle
>>691744913
Roll
>>691744877
He was already cancer and I heard he got buffs. Thanks rito.
>>691744788
Barbaric.
>>691744852
Funny.
Coming right up.
>>691745065
>hey look at me guys! I need attention. Give (Me) your (You)s!
>>691745106
Oh-uh..
>roll for high quality lewds
>>691745256
Give me a medium well with cheese please
>lurking so hard noone noticed me since 10 threads ago
>>691745492
Rolling
>>691745425
Rolling for high quality lewds
>>691745492
Coming right up.
>>691744715
Out of preference I'd go with Pharah, you did say she was like the solider though. It'll be like old times.
>>691744913
Topkek.
You too huh? Not much conviction to do anything really.
>>691745663
So close, yet so far
>roll
>>691745681
You'll do Medium Well but not Medium? This is favoritism.
>>691745256
Says the one that smoked and let your son and wife do it too. Come on Hank....
>>691745065
Roll
>>691745897
It's superiority.
>>691745898
Live and learn.
fear not faggots; i'm here.
>>691745835
That is the closest ill probly get. I do still love my grill mercy. I really like zenyetta but he just gets dunked so much
Good morning, thread!
Superior autism claimed
>>691745835
Yeah, I'm being a lazy fuck this week
Alcohol and fast-food, nothing but great things for my health~
>>691746268
Howdy.
>>691746450
>>691746117
How are you doing Mavis? Still getting rich?
>>691746500
>>691746117
I "fang" you for stopping by. Eh....Eh?
Yeah, I'm going to die alone.
>>691746082
You smoked again when the investigation occurred about Debbie's death.....
>>691746592
