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Keep going Anon's.
I need to watch people die tonight!
He raped the guy that's fucking him up, was what some anon said?
>>691728095
Did she break her neck ?
was she kill?
>>691727369
go to adult gif. they have a bad ass gore thread over there. i got my fill of pain and missery for tonight.
>>691728217
Are you asking us, or telling us?
>>691728665
jesus
>>691728217
WRONG. IT WAS A GUY WHO REPORTED DRUG ACTIVITY IN HIS NEIGHBORHOOD. IT'S NOT JAIL.IT'S A THE FAVELAS.
>>691728722
Rule #2: Double Tap.
>>691728722
need some aspirin after that
>>691725929
Backstory?
>>691729119
NIGGERS
/THREAD
>>691729170
I'D HATE THE CLEAN THAT UP.
>>691728451
>>691728721
Think Ur right had these in old folder with no names on them, but I'm sure that's the story I read.
Looking back it was brilliant bullshitting.
>>691729170
Lord of the rings when Denethor II eats tomatos
>>691729573
There goes his collarbone.
>>691725490
>>691725837
>>691725929
>>691726180
>>691726384
>>691726620
>>691727692
>>691728095
>>691728217
>>691728311
>>691728461
>>691728665
>>691728722
>>691729170
>>691729346
>>691729573
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>691728229
nah, she's a kid. they're resilient
>>691729885
fucking lol
>>691729839
wow this, hey all its a new fag kek gtfo of /b/ kid go back to /pol/
>>691729573
normal speed
>>691728311
fake
>>691729839
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV.
>>691729885
Oh shit, was that from the Copa America going on right now?
>>691730436
Dat file name.
>>691730166
Asians and elevators and escalators are just a bad mix
>>691728461
Holy fuck
>>691730244
Holy fuck man I laughed way too hard on this.
>>691729839
So glad this is becoming a copypasta
>>691728722
black lives splatter
>>691730436
No pun intended of course
>>691728722
He dead?
>>691729839
For you my friend
not wrekd Just creepy
>>691730864
I wish he was fucking black
>>691731059
nah just a severe head ache
>>691730801
It's not becoming a copypasta, it's been copypasta for years. Why don't you stop posting until you know what the fuck you're talking about?
>>691730579
>>691730739
Why? Why fucking record a screen? Why not upload the actual video? Why are people so retarded?
Nigger logic
>>691731715
Because niggers.
>>691731352
>Nigga slapped the snek....
My sides
>>691731503
story?
>>691725490
>>691729947
Well the cops showed up pretty quick lol
>>691731059
I think so
>>691729839
and yet here you are. talking to people who don't care
>>691732094
Make me a leather jacket with all that skin
>>691731983
>Wait 4 IT...
>>691731959
>dude was speeding
>doesnt see cop behind him
>finally pulls over
>cop runs him off of bike
>kicks him
>holds his gun on him like a nigger
biker dude won a lawsuit over this
http://lanesplitter.jalopnik.com/motorcycle-speeder-wins-180-000-in-case-against-cop-wh-1754583037
>>691730739
well that de-escalated quickly
>>691731668
WHY RECORD THE FUCKING SCREEN?
>>691728461
story?
>>691732313
>not making a leatherface joke
One job.
this just makes me mad
>>691728665
I would love some cannibal corpse or some awesome metal to play over this, what do you guys think?
>>691730106
>>691730166
>>691730244
>>691730579
Darwinism at work.
>>691728665
Damn thats some deep web level shit
>>691732722
don't know but some anon must know
>>691730024
man that's my biggest fear
>>691732834
cheer up
>>691728665
owww the edge!
>>691733480
Just a shit thing to do, makes the rest of us look bad.
>>691729346
fuckin idiot had what was comin. why is he moving back. that guys probably a professional. shouldve had more trust in him...
>>691732722
the truck driver told them to move so he can go threw teacher said no its play time and she told kids to form a line in front of guy so guy mad and told them if they no move they get run over so he did then he got an ass whoopin after he got out because he too was amazed he run them over got out and said told you so he got chased by parents and got his ass handed to him then vid cuts out it was on one of those movies that contain only death from gangs, killings, suicides, and stuff of that sort anon
>>691733768
>>691733979
Op here, great shit Anon, keep it coming.
Got a half-chub.
Would luv to do this
>>691733768
Yea cause if your skin is similar to the shit that comes out of my ass you should be executed
Given niggers what they deserve
most of these a fucking reposts you fucks.
>>691730050
u just ate the pasta, fag
>>691729839
Yes, I find dead bodies hilarious especially when people get killed by stupidity.
Yes, I live in a warm house in the US. Sometimes it's good to see the lighter side of things. Plus before I rest my sweet head in my pillow and think about the way I didn't score with a girl, or got a ticket for parking in a no parking zone, these videos make me realize that I have it way easy than other people on this planet and their lives are more fucked up than mine.
Nothing is fuck wrong with me, just a regular old cynic.
Not about being assholes just want to share fucked up videos who have a morbid sense of humor.
We are what we are and that is all we are.
We do not know how much the world is really fucked until we start to watch these videos.
Unfortunately shit happens and someone is there with a camera.
Again, humanity's stupidity is what I find amusing.
You should not try punching your computer because that will not do anything and people are still going to share these videos, even after we are all under the dirt. You should try anger management or a support group, how about taking a martial arts class to let go of all that aggression?
Funny thing, this is the only thread I look forward too when I log on to 4chan.
I actually hate cheetos, NOW THAT SHIT WILL KILL YOU.
>>691734490
Does shit come out from anywhere other than your ass?
>>691732892
this has nothing to do with darwinism you idiot. the elevator malfunctioned.
>>691730106
>>691734976
Add some new ones then...,or?
>>691735192
Trying to make me sound stupid by trying to imply that shit comes out of any where else other than my ass?
>>691726180
Kek stupid bitch
>>691735446
I don't need to make you sound stupid, you seem perfectly capable of doing it on your own.
>>691735568
My fucking sides
>>691735568
that was fuckin funny
>>691734997
That's the stuff.
3/4 chub now Anon.
Only thing Isis is good for is quality gore.
>>691728095
Is it normal to have a boner?
>>691735698
Oh sounds like your the only dumbass on the thread because your so obviously butt hurt over something that you saw on the internet whiny ass fag
Come on no vids of Isis getting Rekt?
>>691731715
if the screen blinks like that, I assume it's from a kinescope tv, getting 5+ year old security system video file to a flash drive is a pain in the ass, just a possibilty.
>>691730106
Made in china kek
>>691731413
He was brazilian I think, so that's almost same thing.
>>691732722
I remeber this very well. It was in Bolivia, teacher and kids were protesting about speeding cars in their shitty village, do you get the irony of this?
>>691730296
Lol the first guy to gets out...the first thing he does is fix his hair. Also good title.
>>691734430
LOL
>>691736351
agreed
>>691736092
Lol, when did I even whine? I'm only exposing your lack of intelligence.
Here, I'll even tell you how you can stop making yourself look like a retard. Just only have to stop replying to me. It's very simple.
>>691730024
He should've learned the first time. Fucking moron goes into the same elevator and nearly the exact same thing happens. fucktard
>>691736414
That's not irony.
>>691730219
This
>>691729170
i wonder if that was intentional. definitely seemed so.
>>691735295
RECYCLING LIKE A PRO
>>691735862
>>691735568
>691735568
My nigga
>>691734836
>>691737274
needs rage against the machine - killing in the name of back drop.
>>691737520
Or the "Let The Hadjis Hit The Floor"
>>691732834
Vincent Lavon Johnson got 30 years for this and another similar robbery. Whatta fuckstick.
>>691729839
kek newfag
>>691737274
Fucking nice. Op here, dick is diamonds now. You got anything left so I can blow this gore load?
>>691725929
And yet people complain about living in America all day long...smh
>>691737773
oh trips god, this mad keks. how i get more?
>>691737821
Kek newfag
>>691735083
You know that was copy pasta right?
>>691731668
bad idea to mess with bus drivers, they use their arms all fucking day long
>>691728665
is this real anyone got the story? I want to say fake but at the same time it looks real for parts? Anyone got anything behind this?
>>691736092
How will you recover?
>>691735698
>>691738366
You do realize that's copypasta too, right?
>>691735083
ı don'ʇ ǝʌǝn ʞnoʍ ʍɥǝɹǝ ʇɥǝ ɟuɔʞ ʇo bǝqın˙˙˙ ʍɥʎ do pǝopןǝ ןıʞǝ ʎou ɟınd dǝɐd bodıǝs soɯǝʇɥınq ʇo ظoʞǝ ɐbouʇ? ʎou ʇɥınʞ bǝɔɐusǝ ʎou qǝʇ ʇo sıʇ ın ʎouɹ ʍɐɹɯ ɥoɯǝs on ɐ ɔoɯpuʇǝɹ ʇɥɐʇ ʎou ɔɐn ظusʇ ظoʞǝ ɐbouʇ ɥoɹɹıbןǝ ʇɥınqs ןıʞǝ ʇɥıs? ʍɥɐʇ ʇɥǝ ɐɔʇuɐן ɟuɔʞ ıs ʍɹonq ʍıʇɥ ʎou quʎs? ʇɥıs ıs ʌǝɹʎ ɟuɔʞǝd up, ʎǝʇ ɔɹɐzʎ ɐssɟuɔʞs ןıʞǝ ʎou ɐɹǝ posʇınq dǝɐd ʇɥınqs ןıʞǝ ıʇ's noʇɥınq˙ sıɔʞ ɟuɔʞs, doınq ʇɥıs sɥıʇ doǝs ɟuɔʞınq noʇɥınq˙ so ʎou ʍɐnʇ ʇo ɔoɯǝ on ɐn ıɯɐqǝboɐɹd ʇo bǝ ɐn ɐssɥoןǝ ɐbouʇ ʇɥınqs ןıʞǝ ʇɥıs? ןǝʇ ɯǝ ʇǝןן ʎou quʎs, ʎou ɐɹǝ ɐןן ɟuɔʞınq ʍǝɐʞ˙ ʎou ʍouןd nǝʌǝɹ bǝ usǝɟuן ʇo ʇɥǝ ʍoɹןd ʍıʇɥ suɔɥ bǝɥɐʌıoɹ ʎou pɹǝsǝnʇ˙ ɥonǝsʇןʎ ʍɥʎ do pǝopןǝ ןıʞǝ ʎou quʎs ǝʌǝn ǝxısʇ? ı bǝʇ ʎou don'ʇ ǝʌǝn ʞnoʍ ɐbouʇ ɥɐןɟ oɟ ʍɥɐʇ pǝopןǝ ɥɐʌǝ qonǝ ʇɥɹouqɥ ɟɹoɯ ʇɥǝn ʇıןן noʍ ʍɥǝn ʇɥǝʎ ɥɐʌǝ soɯǝonǝ ʇɥǝʎ'ʌǝ ʞnoʍn dıǝ˙ ʎou ɐɹǝ ɐןן suɔɥ dısqusʇınq buןןıǝs˙ ısn'ʇ ıʇ bɐd ǝnouqɥ ʇɥɐʇ pǝopןǝ qo ʇɥɹouqɥ ɥɐɹdsɥıps oɟ ʇɥǝıɹ ןoʌǝd onǝs? sǝɹıousןʎ ʍɥɐʇ do ʎou quʎs ɹǝɐןןʎ ɟınd ɟunnʎ ɐbouʇ ʇɥıs? sʇupıd ɟuɔʞǝɹs ı'ɯ so ɐnqɹʎ ɹıqɥʇ noʍ ʇɥɐʇ ı ʍısɥ ı ɔɐn ɟuɔʞınq punɔɥ ɯʎ ɔoɯpuʇǝɹ sɔɹǝǝn so ʇɥɐʇ ɯʎ ɟısʇ ɔɐn qǝʇ ɐ qood ɥıʇ on ʇɥɐʇ ɐssɥoןǝ ɟɐɔǝ oɟ ʎouɹs, op, sıɔʞ ɟuɔʞs˙ sǝɹıousןʎ, ظusʇ ɟuɔʞınq qɹoʍ up ɐnd ɐɔʇuɐןןʎ ɐɔʇ pɹopǝɹןʎ ɐbouʇ dǝɐʇɥ˙ sʇupıd ɟuɔʞ, ʞǝǝp ǝɐʇınq ʇɥosǝ ɔɥǝǝʇoǝs ʇɥɐʇ ʎou sʇɐın on ʎouɹ sɥıɹʇs ǝʌǝɹʎ dɐʎ˙
>>691737776
Good
>>691738619
Thought so
>>691730801
Lurk more
>>691735083
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Can anyone answer my question?>>691728665
is this real?
>>691730024
it looks like his elevator is going up
>>691729947
Title says it all kekek
>>691739257
>>>691735083 (You)
Oh wow, you beat Chris Kyle's record?
>>691739674
Of course it's real. If it's on the Internet then it's real anon
>>691740113
Chris Kyle lied about his record newfag
>>691730166
There you go! Let stupid start curing it self!
>>691740135
I am just curious as if it is real. I've seen all the normal videos on rekted shit but that shit is just fucked. Fake or not I did just vomit thanks to it.
>>691739674
na its from movie called august underground I think
>>691740792
Pretty sure that is fake as fuck
>>691726384
Sucker punched like a real faggot.
>>691741443
so thats pretty much a snuff film but legal? Even more what the fuck questions.
Thanks Anon
>>691728217
why bother going to all that trouble and not filming it properly, bloody amateurs and their phones
>>691739674
it's a compilation of fanta sea caught in a landslide
>>691730050
sshhhh anon your new is showing
Can someone post the ISIS child killer, or the pig with the fetus, I can't find them cause I didn't name them and can't find them now.
>>691734430
I've actually ran by and locked a master lock on to some fags gauged ears.
>>691728722
I fucking hate cops. Clearly police brutality right there.
>>691741516
apparently you dont know what 'sucker punch' means.
>>691729839
live, laugh, learn
>>691741516
life ain't fair, the world ain't fair, what fucking obligation do i have to fight fair?
fuck that and you, it's why we made weapons, to fight unfairly
>>691743194
kek
>>691738303
Kek newfag
>>691743653
OP here, there it fucking is.
I was waiting so long.
Just came buckets.
Ready for round 2.
>>691737773
omfg kek for dayz
>>691725490
Fuck, feel bad for the poor kids that had to see that.
Sucks the world is a shitty place
>>691730296
20 points
>>691730739
No walking away from that one.
>>691728461
eventualy, yes is mexico :)
>>691743653
>>691729753
>>691733768
Why don't these people take a stand? If they know they're going to be executed, why not go down with a fight?
Especially in cases like this >>691734997 where there's a bunch of them. Why wouldn't they rally and at least make it hard for the executioners to get a shot?
>>691744178
>The world
You mean non-white counties?
>>691744412
What are you trying to say, retard?
>>691744088
>>691744088
Any anons know story?
>>691743371
This is why we never should've freed the slaves
>>691744769
haha, we're all slaves, you wagecuck
and using money as a weapon to destroy lives it pretty damn old too
so all your dumb shit gets slapped by your own argument
>>691744313
Good joke, especially because it wasn't in the fucking filename.
>>691742700
No you didn't. Stop lying.
>>691730296
What's that dudes problem with motorcycles/scooters/fag mobiles?
>>691743004
Haha ahh you fucking asshole.. hadn't watched that shit yet..
>>691745057
Wut
>>691745057
Is it your honest belief that the world would be a better place if we got rid of all the money?
>>691727692
What game?
>>691729947
Why did they blur her crotch? Was she not wearing any panties?
>>691745081
I did so, you don't know you weren't there
>>691733768
More refugees from the Middle East please.
>>691745411
Prove it. Pics or it didn't happen.
>>691742879
Fucking hell! His feet came off!
>>691735192
fucking kek'd at this
>>691735446
get rekt cunt
>>691729119
I imagine either a thief or a suspected witch
>>691732094
tits 10/10
>>691744430
>the whites are the best meme
fuck off, cuck
>>691730166
His friend was like, Oh well.
>>691745411
You are so full of BS m8. Your stories don't fool anyone.
>>691744414
Probably been through a bunch of mock executions already. Plus, given how else they can kill you, this isn't the worst way to tap out
>>691739257
seems legit
Test
>>691745510
I don't have pics I only have my camera footage
and again
>>691745373
Isis are way ahead of us on quality reality tv
>>691745850
Vid or it didn't happen.
>>691730219
Relevant as fuck.
>>691730050
>hates /pol/
>thinks he isn't a newfag
>>691726180
I am having trouble understanding whats going on here, why doesn't guy standing on the side just lift the netting a little bit?
>>691745130
Huh... spontaneous combustion. How did that happen?
>>691729573
there he go
>>691726180
i might be a fucking idiot and that's fine but what the fuck is going on in this
>>691745291
oh god no, it's the least shitty system we've tried so far, it just needs amending i don't care who's at the top, i just don't want to be as buried in shit as i am
>>691725490
>>691745992
>>691745753
I've got to find it on my phone first, just wait here
>>691735785
Playing army is so much fun.
>>691745992
He doesn't have any. He's full of shit.
>Ctrl F "edgy"
>0 results
Aside from that pasta this was a pretty faggot-free thread!
That's rare.
>>691745519
kekd way too hard at this
>>691746589
Op here, I am pleasantly surprised too.
>>691746589
Great, you jinxed it.
>>691736414
That's not the story.
>>691742879
I remember watching this live.
>>691737274
irony
>>691730050
Calm down summerfag
>>691746589
>Ctrl F "nerve gas"
>0 results
>Ctrl F "eternal bleeding"
>0 results
Wow. That's a first.
>>691739839
I believe it is, something about how elevators work on suspension so contrary to falling down you'd actually going flying up. I'd like to take this moment now to explain I'm not an elevator expert
>>691745130
So did she go back to the future?
>>691728095
JESUS FUCK
>>691732675
to all of the retards who ask this:
this is a security footage, recorded on a security hard drive / server / tape which normal security personnel / bus drivers don't have access to. so they can only play the video on the monitor and record it on their phones. go back to school
>>691728095
She probably bounced back and was only a little sore..
>>691747140
>>691747199
Waste of a decent pair of tits.
>>691746546
I'm just making some coffee while I find it then you'll see. Have some patience Thomas
>>691728217
Venezuelan prison
>>691735295
WhenYou'reTooBroketogetKFC.webm
>>691745462
>>691747435
Bull shit.
>>691731503
that was a sick police chase.
>>691729839
Nice pasta
>>691731761
i am sure not that much difference from kissing his mum's pussy, what he ususally does. he also wipes hers with some grass before kissing.
>>691747731
comes from a bulls bum. What is your point?
>>691730050
I hope you get testicular cancer in both of your testicle and they are removed insuring that you suffer for the rest of your life but more importantly never breed
>>691732614
what is wrong with all those black guys and setting themselves on fire? did 4chan start a new twitter trend for them?
>last one thnx OP
>>691747939
You are full of it. Now fuck off. I've had enough of your lies and timewasting.
>>691735295
it was a whole banana that he swallowed the day before.
>>691729839
Tool - Vicarious in a nuthsell
>>691737274
Was that legit or did they just dress up?
>>691745373
what the hell was it they were dunked in? can't just be water, no?
>>691743925
wearing heels is bad for your feet they say.
>>691748602
Liquid nerve gas.
>>691744660
mfw all the shit in rekt threads is even older than the memes.
>>691734976
Not for me, I am rebuilding my gore folder I'll take all the reposts I can get.
>>691743004
dick. kill yourself.
>>691730219
>>691748139 Op here.
No thank you anons, one in all for the great Rekt thread.
>>691729947
Niggers being peaceful contributors to society.
>>691748154
To be fair IM the one that posted about the lock and someone hijacked it, cant say that i havent had fun watching the trolling. I do have the footage though ill post it.
>>691745373
Arab_Tea.webm
>>691739839
The counterweight weighs 50% of a full elevator.
Really substandard shit, though. Did they just install the wire and a motor and sell all the other safety shit on eBay?
>>691747939
had enough of the bait then you slow as fuck tard?
>>691749304
Liar.
>>691749383
Let me rephrase (tired as shit)
The counterweight weighs exactly one half-full elevator
>>691746918
how badly was he fucked up? please tell me he never walked again
>>691749310
fucking kek
>>691726180
is this just retards being retrards in a retarded shitty kitchy world full of retarded gizmos?
>>691732882
>cannibal corpse
>or
>awesome metal
>or
kek, you're not wrong
>>691749304
I just let him know. A kek is a kek as far as I'm concerned
>>691749492
goes here >>691748154
the zzzzs are kicking in
>>691733979
ahahahahaha the guy that was pouring the fuel got lit on fire
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>>691730579
who is stupid enough to stick their hand between high speed rollers?
i have spent all of zero hours near heavy machinery, but i know don't stick your hand in something with it running
>>691747637
The fact that the ass crack is blurred kills me
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>>691750031
This!
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>>691742700
gauged ears? his ears were measured? how does that make a lock fit on it?
fake and gay
>>691731715
Nearly all CCTV videos you'll see are like this. Copying files off computers can be all sorts of illegal, and, on top of that, usually security doesn't want to do it.
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>>691750800
Sorry, that's all the rekt piggies I have.
>>691744088
Story?
