Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>691705159
I dont know your name nigga, I know you're that wannabe stien with the nail through the head that hires shitty assassin
>>691705339
There ya go, DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY
oh boy
Lily claim
Who's with me to /bed early and get up and be productive tomorrow! ?
Jesus Christ what a shitpost
>>691705279
nicely done
>>691705498
memes
Saber claim
Forgot the previous.
>>691699633
Hibiki claimed
>>691704645
Docs on sharks. I'm on discovery. Maybe there's another dedicated to movies
>>691704700
>Здравствуйте
You can use poka instead. Informal and nice sounding :)
Chillin and sharkin. Shark week
>>691704806
Thanks for existing
>>691705172
Blel. Your waifu is cute, I like her. What are you doing? On a job?
Tristana claim and main
>>691705014
No, that I do, not my waifu
I don't know what she would listen too
>>691705279
Why not cow's post?
Or player two?
Or mine where I tell him to at least post good, hit dick!
>>691705322
You'll see who I am really soon enough
>>691705465
Finally! Took an entire thread!
And it's Fran
Claimed
>>691705172
Not much, came to by nosy as usual. How goes it?
>>691705659
Wheres my assassins
Akiko claimed
Last claim since I'm out for real now
>>691705279
Fucking kek'd at the traumatized Akiko overlay
Well done anon, though for my own mental well-beingI'm not sure if I should save this or not
>>691705638
My pleasure
I just wanted you all to know that this exists
>Kurumi
Still here. Last thread for the night for me
>>691705465
Part of my problem is the hollows keep completely emptying my endurance in a few attacks, then I'm completely defenseless against them
>>691704212
Need some dosh mang.
>>691704465
Playing vidya :^)
>>691704645
Wew funny you mention him, had some nice games earlier. Currently working on Genji though, got PoTG back to back with ult.
>>691704806
Kek, my mistake again.
It's probably not the highest out there knowing some people though.
Will do m8. Night again.
>Best idol claimed
きぃうこ post ittttttt
>Cheeeeeeeeeen
>>691705637
Still using Hibiki uh?
>>691705659
Fran...kenstine's monster!
>Fire bad.
>>691705561
I'm scared that your dick is allowed to exist
>>691705778
They suck, remember?
>>691706001
YOU FIGURED IT OUT!
ABORT! ABORT!
Hehe~
Oh hai o.
>>691705686
Hey Muugs, out of curiosity, do you have lewds?
>I'm not coming onto, in, around, below, above, or any other conceivable way to you, just curious
>>691705800
Poise is shit in that game, learn to roll and everything is a breeze
>>691705818
Exactly!
>>691706092
Send them anyways, I wanna kill something
>>691705561
Your whole life is a shitpost.
Claimed.
>>691706195
Woah, the heat
>>691705638
Huh, that sounds kinda wierd. What could they document about sharks to have a weeks worth of tv stuff?
>>691705818
>Genji
Best no, i cant have you going full weeb on me. Come back to us
>>691706113
heyo
>>691706175
Maybe i do have one or two. Not very good ones but yea
>>691706179
My biggest gripe with Dark Souls is that rolling is the only way to avoid damage
Dio-sama...
>>691705638
Thanks Tristy. I'll learn to git gud at ADC one day.
Yep, I work night shifts. About another 2 hours before I go in.
>>691705686
Not too bad. A bit bored, might just throw on my work clothes and head over to my dads till I need to go to work.
>>691705818
Exactly. Now go apply for security you lazy tsun!
>>691706366
Rolling is the good way, you could always block like a little bitch
Kirishima is Mine!
>>691706092
It's a pretty nice dick
It aint hurt no one :(
>>691706195
Better megumin here :)
>>691706088
I was the moth dude
>>691706179
Fine, if I can convince any of them
>>691706413
This has been an interesting night
>>691705848
I want to sleep but I can't go yet.
>>691706472
>mfw I've been a little bitch this whole time
>>691706490
>>691706092
Abort, abort? No you aren't a robot. To fleshy.
>>691706415
Hey cutie~
>>691706490
Best Angle
>>691706472
Pretty sure you'd need a greatshield for blocking to work well
and if you use one it's unlikely you can roll
>>691706487
>ARP Kirishima
>not KC Kirishima
I feel bad for ya
>>691706517
It wasn't for the best, I hoped to never see that tiny spic dick again.
my POTUSfu
>claim
Drunk edition
Hey everyone. Sorry I haven't been active for a few days, Witcher's taking up all my time.
>>691706507
I'm scared of it
>>691706672
Ok good, my cover is safe
>>691706867
You missed it Galko
>>691706869
I hope he doesn't post pooper, might scare me straight
>>691706964
That's fine Aizawa.
>Ursine witcher set is best witcher set
>>691706655
Call yourself Yuuki nigga?
Still love you tho
>>691706724
I only used buckler/parrying dagger, the other shield is the stamina shield
>>691706919
Again?
>>691707030
Missed what?
>>691706415
That sounds uneventful. What time do you get off of work? Also we are you on mobile if you arent working?
>>691706507
>better
>Bette
>Bett
>Bet
>Be
>B
>
>B
>Be
>Bet
>Beta
>>691707095
The only witcher specific set I've found so far is the Griffin set, I'm still in Velen, only level 12. Focus most of my time on exploring and finding secrets.
>>691707152
Post your dick
>>691706349
Endangered sharks, psychology of sharks, hunting methods, a whole lot
>Hi my name is Ben Carson, underwater and the first to do a shark interview. I'm here today with the great whit-
>*swallowed whole by shark
>solid copy on the lewds
>>691706366
Git. Gud. Eet eez noh handholdin gemus
>>691706415
Have fun with that. What's your shift about?
>>691706591
What do you mean?
>>691706672
Glad to have you on the waifu robot theoretical
>>691706964
Don't apologize. Bond up!
>>691706964
Probably for the best, you missed konata's chode
>>691707131
^
It wasn't pretty
>>691707123
You know what...it's time. I'M GOING TO MAKE DARK SOULS MY BITCH!
>>691707123
I'll try to parry every so often, but a lot of enemies have long delays before swings, others very short
>Parried crystal sage and killed him in 30 seconds
>>691707369
Doesn't tell you about a lot of core mechanics either
>>691707338
I'm not a faggot, fuck off.
>>691707381
he was like one of the first reply
>konata
>>691707381
No I didn't, sadly. Kyouko linked it to me in discord like a nigger.
![Kirino [257].png](https://i.imgur.com/hwLuel2.png "Kirino [257].png")
>>691707381
I replied to it.
>>691707432
YAASSS DDOOOO EETTT BAATCH!!!!
>>691707566
oh god ahahah!!!!
based kyouko kek
>>691707500
Core what the? Most of it was given from the start
>>691707432
It's not that big of a deal, Dark souls is not that hard.
>>691707566
>mfw
>>691707432
DO IT
MAKE ME PROUD
>motivation music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W0a7Bf3IR0
>>691707500
Those delays REALLY fucked me over in ds2
>LOOKING AT YOU SMELTER DEMON YOU FUCK, FUCK YOU I WANTED THAT INVISIBLE PRIMARY WEAPONS RING
>>691707545
megumin claimers are all the same, talk to me after you eventually switch
>>691706179
It never gets easier but eh what can ya do.
>>691706349
But he's the best offense hero since McCree was cucked.
>Full weeb
Kek.
>>691706415
But it's 10:05 right now
>Lazy tsun
These names are getting too accurate
>>691707566
All must share in it
>>691707650
Oh right
Still in agony
Claiming
Who else has a fucked up sleep schedule
>>691707885
Why not Rocky?
>>691707578
Straya.
>>691708024
Same.
>>691706672
Sup Cutie.
>>691707142
Doing some bike matinence. Haven't even turned on my PC today yo.
>>691707369
Telling homeless people to shoo.
>>691707969
Apply anyways!
>Finally admits to the tsun
>>691708058
Can't have a fucked up schedule bc work.
>>691707969
I can tell it's going to be very low odds in getting my job back in the same walmart with the shit load of food joints outside
>>691708058
Sleep, what is that?
>>691708071
[spoiler]I never seen rocky[/spoiler]
>>691707885
they didn't make parrying easy
mostly because you need to learn how to do it for every new enemy
fist weapons are probably easiest because everything almost hits you at the same time
>>691708321
Rocky dies
>>691708321
Your only excuse is not being from the USA.
>>691707885
That's that music from Man at Arms right? Sounds SUPER familiar
Good night thread.
>>691708432
The Lord of Cinders
>Tristana
>>691708382
I loved the fist weapons in ds2, soo fucking good!
>>691708414
Rip, gg no re
>>691708493
Yeah no shit, I'm italian
>>691708544
Yeah lol its man at arms
>That elucidator episode
>That Asuna's Rapier episode
>>691708580
Sleep well
>>691707123
I'm always drunk <3
>>691708722
Have you seen Il Postino?
>Tristana
>>691707369
All people are robots, the wires are just to advanced for us to follow!
>>691707030
Oh, you're a spy! From MI6!
>>691708193
Nothing much, working alot, tired alot.
>>691708239
Mines fucked because of work
>>691708321
Sleep is a very rare thing
Very precious thing
It nulls the pain of life but only for a moment
Everyone else is wrong
>>691708722
That series makes me want to become a blacksmith but I don't know the first thing about making weapons lol. They should make Yuuki's sword.
>>691708831
>>691708814
>>691708635
Oh shit niggas congrats
:^)
What is /waifu/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-mPWIqzf18
>>691708831
Sounds fun. Also, I haven't seen your request yet.
>>691708722
>>691708814
>>691708831
Oh shit yunos hetting shipped again
>moka
>>691708193
>sideboob
Mmm
Claimed
>>691709098
>>691708722
It's a shame 3's pvp meta is spam caestus parry, one shot with the riposte
>>691709216
I'm listening to people make fun of terrible creepypatas
>>691708193
But I'm comfy right now.
>Just this once.
>>691708321
Go for the food joints man. Get those discounts
>>691709216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWRsgZuwf_8
>>691708166
Mericah.
>>691708321
Millennials
>>691709216
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vGjwXI0n5-I
Listening to my childhood son
How've you been Lily?
>>691707369
That sounds surprisingly interesting. Im gonna go see what this shark mess is about
>>691708193
Gotcha, hows it coming along? All back together?
>>691707969
Idk about the best, but he is preddy gud now i bet. Gotta get some pharah in instead
>>691709637
I caught a lurker. Do I get a prize?
It seems my friend is being a suicidal nitwit. Sorry for no replies, but I gotta go over there and slap his shit.
>>691709171
Fuck off :^)
>>691709216
Really? Add me then
LordDiscord#1373
>>691709249
:c
>>691709216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
I'll go for my run now, bye.
>>691709216
https://youtu.be/lA9p_fpUxnY
Trying to listen to country songs by languages I know
I just Printed out some Cool Manga Black and White Pics and hung some around my apartment.
am i gay now.
>>691708831
Ah shit boi, what ya drinkin now?
>>691708878
I dont watch many movies.
>>691709044
>Pain of life
I'm numb
>>691709120
Yes! and dark repulser!
I have elucidator and dark repulser props I'll use as reference to make my own prop outta harder materials then foam
>>691709249
Oh shit didn't even see that
>>691709335
I dont mind the casestus parry cause I infused it with simple but the one shot thing is ridiculous
>You get called a shitter for using buckler anyways
>Tfw no more sacred flame instakill
>>691709364
I heard working there sucks ass, I just loved having a large varitiy of places to go for lunch
>>691709412
>Imagine Dragons
Kyouko my man you are mah fucking nigga
>>691709569
k
>>691709637
Have a (you) friend, you seem lonely
>>691709044
Work mornings or nights?
>>691709836
Tell him
Remember
Down the road not across the street
>>691709952
I ment for there to be a ? It's a question
>>691709928
Noticed
>>691709932
Best of runs, stretch it out
>Tristana
>>691709216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iScT5IfgG-Q
>>691709959
>>691709821
Dammit. Nearly got 2 full revolutions unnoticed.
>>691709216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxRG7uoFDo4
Learning on guitar.
>>691710159
Forgot image
>>691709952
Post pics with timestamp ples. We need human verification
>>691710145
You wont go unnoitced so long as I'm around
>>691710303
You don't really want me to do u
>>691709928
Smug smug.
Hey, how's your day?
>>691709871
Added.
>>691710145
There there Rory-Sama.
There's always next time.
>>691709871
Ya i wouldnt want to be shipped with him either
>>691709959
Lucky
>>691709977
Depends when im needed
I work anywhere from open to close
(7-11)
Its not too bad
>>691709928
Get outta here lurker
Shinoa I know it's you, watching shark week?
>>691710346
That sounds like a challenge.
And slightly shipping of you.
Did Shinoa put you up to this?
>>691710528
Why is that a thing?
claimed
>>691710492
W-what? I just want to see. I wants evidence Shino.
![Kirino [278].png](https://i.imgur.com/vuBTFEe.png "Kirino [278].png")
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>>691710665
What thing?
>>691709959
Some scotch at 46%~
>>691710528
I'll forever lover that pic now~
>>691710554
KEK
E
K
How are you doing, friend?
>>691710857
So... no reward?
>>691710857
>was being caught part of the plan?
>Tristana
I'm off to bed. Night everyone
>>691710852
Heey theree!!! How's it hang- going?
>>691710554
Not really
>Ya i wouldnt want to be shipped with him either
HOW RUDE
>>691710665
>And slightly shipping of you.
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA SLOW DOWN THERE BUDDY
>>691710968
Ah shit, gimma some
>>691711047
Good night Yuuki!
>>691711047
Night night.
>>691710090
Hello beautiful
>>691710528
Boring. Didn't do shit but sleep and eat. You?
>>691710639
This is the more obvious post. I've already commented early itt but it seems none noticed. I don't watch TV lol
>>691710857
>
>>691711047
Sleep tighht pupper
>>691710857
That's because they're not lurking you silly willy!
They're just posting an image to get a bunch of (you) going "HAHA I CAUGHT U U LIL CHEEKY LURKY BUBBY <33333" as they have nothing to do as of the moment and neither do they have anything to talk about and are thus desesperate for at least a small amount of attention.
>>691711047
Night yuuki
>smug
Claiming Rikka
>>691710990
Mmmnah, guess not. You gotta catch 'em with the imageless posts or do hail Mary role calls
>Tristana
>>691711047
Buh bai
>>691710857
>they called me a lurker
>I was trying to get through 2 revolutions
>without being noticed
>>691710877
That picture. Why was that made a thing.
>pretty hot
But why though.
>>691711135
Well, that picture and that comment had a very...
>different
Inference than you probably intended.
>>691711176
Bout the same, but with games.
Got so bored, never thought I would get this bored over summer. I need to go somewhere. Maybe Canada for a break. Or even Jersey...
>>691711333
Trips check em.
I mean I could just call out random poster with no pics or names lol.
>>691711241
Good eye
>>691711135
I have to keep some for myself!
>>691711164
Lily is a cute
>>691711176
Lil' smug
>>691711284
DAB
A
B
>>691711494
SHHH DONT LET SHINOA SEE THIS
>>691711624
Goddamnit
>>691711284
Frenemy
>>691711499
Or one day texas
>>691711624
Lil ship
>smug
>>691710968
Looking for a bulldog
I really want one but they are expensive and i dont want to join the military in a couple years and have to keave it behind
>>691711135
Ive been shipped with you
>6/10 would ship again
Better to be numb than to feel everything
>>691711176
Noticed
>moka
