Meeting a MILF on Thursday. Will get laid.
I'll give updates on the conversation if the thread doesn't die.
I'll bump with cringe, ylyl, and whatever I want.
OC tits.
Same tits, different piercing.
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>>691702808
Feet that tits belong to.
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>>691703132
![tumblr_ni7qf8lxIC1u3d5tbo1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/y8CuJNw.gif "tumblr_ni7qf8lxIC1u3d5tbo1_500[1].gif")
bump for GREAT INTEREST
Me. Guy that's going to be fucking that MILF Thusday.
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>>691703316
hope it stay alive m8
She's 38. Two kids. I can tell she wants this prime 21 year old dick.
>>691703423
Whatd you start the convo with?
Knew it. No reservations. Here come the pussy.
have a bump, buddy
>>691703612
Beginning of conversation.
>>691703640
Girl that those tits and feet belong to. I hit that too.
>>691703719
Don't mean to be a creep, but can you post the entire thing? I want to try and get some, and I want to learn how.
More of her.
>>691704000
Sure, anon.
Are you 9/10 or what
>>691704090
I posted a picture of me.
Here
>>691703248
Mnfag here
She can't see you till Thursday cuz she's sucking my dick all week. Wait your turn bitch
>>691704232
Damn
Slaya anon
Ill be there
>>691704258
Fine with me. Still going to fuck her.
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>>691704032
Any fucking?
>>691704529
Yes. I said above I fucked her.
Tore that pussy up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39p9wLYcDQY
>>691703876
hold up. are you OP or an anon. This isn't the same woman as above.>>691702808
>>691704616
Pics. Dipshit
>>691704090
>thinking you need to be handsome to get laid
tis why you are a virgin.
>>691704839
> I was just asking a question
Wanker
>>691704674
>>>691703876 (You)
This is OP
>>691702808 was an anon giving me bumps
>>691704674
Op brag thread . He is banging one and dreams about banging the milf
>>691702431
OP, you keep changing the girl. See the difference between these three women, anons
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>>691704900
sorry man. it's the internet. it turns me into a jerk
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>>691704674
>>691704919
i posted busty asian bitch im not op
>>691705059
To be expected
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>>691704968
The last two were me. And that was the same girl. The first poster you linked was an anon bumping my thread
Close up of MILF
>>691705450
Niiiiiìiiiiiice
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>>691705384
Ah, my fault
>>>691704968
yes, samefag as here
Looks like she has some deep cleavage. Godspeed anon
![spongebob-210x300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0QTzbIA.jpg "spongebob-210x300[1].jpg")
>>691705718
Oh, YEAH
I can't wait to see her response.
>>691703248
wow nice henley man
>>691706149
>>>691703248 (You)
>wow nice henley man
Thanks. It's from Express Men's.
>>691703248
You look like an asian hipster
>>691706236
I'll message her more on messenger.
With tinder it depends, you either get chicks like this who are willing to talk, or you get those with a one word reply, its a lottery.
>>691706359
You look like a giant faggot.
>>691706317
express is my shit dude
i also shop at other generic white guy stores like banana republic and j crew
Dumping more of the other girl I fucked the other day.
>>691706430
His name was Robert Paulson
Hey OP! I have a great idea of how to guarantee getting to fuck her. Tell me where you are getting coffee with her, I will meet you there and start to rape her. you can fight me off and be a hero. guaranteed
Tell Sarah you need some fap pics rt now
>>691706430
Says the asian hipster
>>691706554
Finally. Show ass
Show pics of her getting fucked
>>691706600
Kek
+1 internet
Pic related to conversation with MILF eariler
>>691706822
No getting fucked pics.
>>691703719
Steve?
>>691707046
No.
>>691706764
I have relaxed eyes. No Asian in me. Go ahead, be jealous, faggot.
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>>691706359
He also looks like a guy who has good grammar, knows how to smoothtalk women, and is getting laid this Thursday with a hot milf.
What are you doing this Thursday?
>>691707364
didnt know you browsed /b/ dude
Let us know if shes got an autistic kid. They always have at least one.
>>691707364
Gay faggot u neck grow a full beard and fuck off to reddit oh and have fun getting pegged Thursday queer
>>691707688
Kek
>>691707364
Jealous of an asian hipster ex drug addict that lives with his mom.
>no tnx
>>691707908
I'm all up in your head, faggot.
>>691705450
Jewish?
>>691708852
Not sure. But I'm going to fuck her so hard that if she is it'll be harder fir get to breathe than her gassed great grandparents.
>>691709084
For her *
>>691709084
On your behalf, I very much hope so
>>691708696
offering her pictures is too much imo
i've never even imagined doing that before meeting up with girls
and i have had some milfs too
why even take that risk, you already have it in the bag
>>691709341
Doesn't matter to me if my face isn't showing. I'm proud of my dick.
>>691709341
Some men just like a thrill
>>691709486
No, that's not what he meant. He meant the risk of scaring her off now by being too forward and pushing it too far before you even meet her.
>>691709486
You shouldn't be. You're the only one in this world who's proud of that paper weight
dubs get
>>691709636
Oh, gotcha.
I'm not worried about that. She wants it too bad to be scared off with something so small. I can tell she just wants some prime 21 year old cock.
>>691707364
topkek you look like a certified queer. Seriously
>>691709636
this
>>691709486
this is not a question if you're embarressed or not
shes already interested, why the fuck offer her pictures, its fucking weird
especially since you're not sexting or anything yet
that stuff is goodshit if she keeps reminding you how excited she is for thursday
>>691709889
And no, I don't mean my dick when I say small.
>>691710005
I was partially trying to persuade her to meet tonight. I was just using a ploy to get her excited or I wouldn't have said that.
this is good thread
rollin
>>691710262
Anything else happen yet in the convo?
>>691710262
well she already told you she does not have time until thursday, pretty weird ignoring what shes saying and being pushy, just saying brother
>>691708696
Jesus Christ. just shut the fuck up /b/ro. I want to see you fuck up, but this is hurting me. You went too far.
>>691710779
That's just it. I didn't directly try to persuade her to meet before she said she was free. It was just trying to get her excited and horny where she would have just wanted to fuck.
lurking
>>691710825
Not scared off. What other reason would an almost 40 year old woman have to match with a 21 year old aside from fucking? I pick up women all the time, faggot.
404 go away
>>691710966
Well has she responded? If not you may have fucked up
>>691710966
well get to know her, and compliment her on the things she tells you about herself, dont offer her pics
woman are not interested at pics at all, except for the tinder ones she saw of you, she does not want more
get her excited to see you by getting to know her and compliment her
this is literally what happened between me and and this milf yoga girl who is a sex addict forreal
we just talked until she started asking for more pics
>>691711461
too*
>>691711736
I swype. That happens sometimes. I don't always proofread
>>691711461
>I pick up women all the time, faggot.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHahAHAHHAAHAhahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sure you do buddy, sure you do.
>>691711952
There's a lot of raging NEETS in my bread.
>>691711921
wanna see more of this
>>691711578
This. This is great advice.
Now, some girls DO want pics. But you don't get them interested by OFFERING pics - just like this guy said, you get them interested by buttering them up and acting like you care about the shit they do. Then, they might ask for pics.
In any case, don't worry about sending fucking pics. Worry about meeting her and getting your dick wet in her.
>>691703719
I live in Florida so I wouldn't know do people actually chop wood in the summer
>>691712643
Yeah, hindsight he was right. Not worried about it, though. She's still excited.
>>691712925
fair enough
keep posting
>>691712643
exactly, and i use this same style in bed
i dont ask her for any position or to suck my dick
i do tons of shit that makes her excited enough that shes craving to suck my dick or bounce on my dick
and i fucking love how excited girls get when im done sucking their tits and fingering them
i love having a girl wanting to suck my dick, without me even hinting for it
>>691712925
you look like you're fine from the last pic, but be curious about her and compliment on her shit
>>691713161
Messaging her again tomorrow. I'll start another thread sometime around 3 central
I'ma lol if OP gets cucked
OP here. Thanks for joining me in my MILFy adventures tonight, anons.
>>691713725
Good luck op
>>691713725
goodnight dude, i might be able to visit your thread, 3 central means fuck all to me, is that 24 hours from now or what?
>>691713796
Thanks, anon
Dumping cringe, girls, and ylyl until thread 404s
Dubs get thread?
>>691713725
Fuck her good. Don't get too attached. Women who go through divorces are pretty possessive. Especially ones with kids.
>>691713844
17 hours
>>691713844
About 16 hours from now
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>>691714079
oh shit its GoT night for me with my /b/oyz
if you make an aftermath thread i might see it, watever, good luck dude
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>>691713844
This is now a Get Bread
you look like youre 31 not 21
>>691714504
Well I'm definitely 21
>>691705450
Lmfao, why is the thumbnail King Tommen?
Trips here
>>691714672
Because kek.
>>691714380
better get those drinks going anon, shit gets cray cray
>>691703132
I really need to see them nips tho.
>>691714885
Almost, anon
TRIIIIIIPS
>>691715035
again?
>>691714654
well i'm sorry to hear that.
>>691715035
fuck off m8
>>691715266
checked
>>691715266
checked
Last one. Dubs
>>691715366
received the dubs of the checked anon. Lord Kek is real
>>691707364
I know the feel. White as a sheet over here but I have relaxed eyes too, even been called a chink once. Fags don't understand.
>>691715755
Checked
>>691715755
And yet again! My life is Kek's!
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>>691715035
Fuck you
>>691706499
underrated post
>>691713478
Who the fuck sets a time for their next message
Fucking Queer
>>691715024
Pls?
>>691715035
being 12 itt
>>691713478
Hey op, your phone is not connected to a mobile network. It only says "searching", but it never connects. Know how to fix it? I got the same problem.
SO much cringe.
>>691702431
more pics of her OP
>>691709486
If someone recognizes her/her account, they could send her a link to this thread
OP more PICTURES now when you got her Facebook
>>691718600
dubs demands must be answered
>>691703423
Where you from? 608 reporting in
>>691713478
Do you douchebag millennials ever call and talk to women or just send mindless, hipster texts? BTW, you're not getting laid. But expect to pay for her dinner and drinks.
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>>691715035
just in case
god speed op
>>691715035
kk dad
>>691719985
holy shit!!!!
>>691702431
OP you fucked up
>>691719985
Fuck off >>691715035
>>691719985
I searched like 30 min trying to find that. Godspeed to you sir
>>691719985
faggots on /b/ might be neckbeards but, man, are they good at fucking with ppl.
Full of summerfags
>>691719985
OH SHOOT NOGGER, WELL WELL HOW THE TURNTABLES. SOMEONE SCREENCAP AND PM
>>691721805
U know how he found it and you didn't? It's because you're a fucking newfaggot
>>691719985
>http://www pikore com/ sinistermooess
>>691723403
enjoy again
>https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e15/11373704_1624894117755980_1860969615_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=NTU0MjU4MDYwNjE5MDU2Nzg3.2
>>691704549
ITT: OP is a junkie in recovery switching his addiction to sex. Always a slave to something.
>>691723523
FOOKING REKT M9
>>691703248
Fucking Nice /B/ro have fun plowing her ass back to Asia
If you could do us a solid film you fucking her and make it webms or upload to porn site for all of 4chan to see
Kek
These anons are fucking with op because they haven't left their mum's cunt, gg anons, gg
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>>691723403
https ://www etsy com /people/ sarahheimer
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>>691723403
About
I stay at home and make things that taste and smell delicious, in between doing that and being the best mom in the world...ever, I take classes at the University of Phoenix. Psychology major, my kids hate me. I also blog. Envisage 365 at www.envisage365.wordpress.com and Holy Crap! That's Delicious! at www.holycrapthatsdelicious.wordpress.com
>>691715035
Suck my ockopoi
Never post a first name. There's only hundreds of thousands of girls named Sara and you know /b/ will find it.
You're not getting laid anymore, faggot.
Well Op you fucked your chances, they probably spammed her
I was proud of you anon, sucks to be you now.
>>691715035
plz no
Should we let OP hit it or nah? I'm personally gonna let him do his thing, he seems pretty cool.
>>691715035
eat dicks man
>>691722612
He slithered back into his hole for his secret had been revealed....
OP isn't that much of a faggot. will not massage
>>691715035
f0k u 8ich
Just had this convo.
Why do girls have no sense of humor?
>>691703248
Wtf is up with your back
>>691725698
They do. My girlfriend would think that shits funny.
>>691725984
ditto
Also, is OP's shit rekt or nah? Anyone gonna message this biotch?
>>691703423
Minnesota?
She looks like an old bull frog woman.
>>691726913
savage
>>691715035
pls no
>>691726913
OP IS FUCKED
>>691726913
Keep us posted op.
>>691707364
femanon here, you're hot
>>691727248
faggot
>>691727248
Tits or gtfo first
>>691726913
kek
>>691715035
fuck
Good luck, OP. You'll need it.
>>691719985
I want to know why and what tab you whited out.
>>691727750
you fucker HAHAHAHAH
fb: sinistermooess
>>691727497
"uhhh tits or gtfo, I'm so original" fuck off thirsty loner, go play with your micro-penis
>>691727750
top fucking kek +1
>>691727750
Legend
>>691727750
HOLY SHIT
>>691706938
Any nudes?
>>691727750
top KEK
>>691727750
Of course you made him a pedophile.
>>691727750
OOOOOH NOOOOO YOU DIDN'T HAHAHAHAHAHA my fucking sides, that's what you get for showing off OP
>>691727750
Ohhhhh yeah
>>691727750
>Russels
>Jim Russels
Kek
>>691727750
Boy, did you fuck op, OP.
Does anyone have any other info on OP? Maybe reverse image search the pics of himself?
>>691727750
my sides are gone
>>691727750
Wake me up
(wake me up inside)
CANT WAKE UP
>>691726913
well you just ruined that for no reason besides you're a virgin butthurt faggot
>>691727750
>they need to be woken up
>woken up inside
>and if they can't wake up
>they need to be saved
My sides have left for Jupiter
>>691727750
As funny as this is. Outing OP's who are not faggots only means more bait threads. Just a thought.
>>691727750
God speed OP.
>>691728269
He took some asshole down a notch. Maybe you should get some action of your own instead of living vicariously through posters on /b/
Well Op, you had a good run.
>>691728535
>living vicariously through posters on /b/
instead of promoting someone who is clearly living their life outside of /b/, you support someone who's ON /b/ fucking up someone's life outside of this place. fucking retard.
>>691727750
Holy Kek
>>691707364
bruh
man op is fucked
>>691727750
HOLY KEK
>>691708696
Dude, who uses the word frisky In an attempt to entice a female?
>>691728971
Well OP is known for being a massive faggot
SAVAGE, Holy shit !
>>691708696
lol! that was some decent cringe. I mean, way to release the sexual tension man.... without even being within her proximity! Lrn 2 game better
>>691729190
And a pedophile at that
This is what he gets for bragging to all of us virgins
>>691727750
Trying to save OP date
Hey op, how come you're not posting any more glam shots? Wha' happened?
Wonder whats op up to sleeping all fine and shit lmfao
>>691728971
someone who says he fucks a lot but probably doesn't
>OP
