Why is Texas the down syndrome of the US? I can't stand
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Why is Texas the down syndrome of the US? I can't stand hearing about it anymore seriously, please stop. It is the nigger version of a state. Everyone is mad retarded, it is always hot, the food is cowshit, shopping plazas are miles away, the scenery is garbage, the people there only have sex with their families.
Please nuke Texas and make it a new state!!!!!! This is my only wish.
Canadian here. Was on a trip to Ireland last week taking a tour bus round the sites. We stopped at this huge cliff where Princess Bride and Harry Potter were filmed.
The really obnoxious loud guy om the tour stood on the cliff and screamed, "TEXASSSSS"
Everyone laughed at him until he was red in the face. We all made fun of Trump the whole time too, and he was so visibly angry.
Fuck Texas
>>691701289
>full of retards
>58462° Winters
>eat literal shit
>have to ride a cow 589 miles to buy milk
>dirt and dust exclusively
>rampant incest
You forgot about their indecipherable dialect.
>>691701289
This fag is so anti-Texas he made a fkin thread about it.
>>691701920
Very observant.
I think you meant to say Mississippi.
>>691701920
Kek
>muh teksus h8
>shopping plaza
>plaza
OP is a faggot as usual. Nothing new to see here.
>>691701844
You do realize Arizona is the hottest state in the United States and it can snow here
>>691702195
Close but Texas definitely the shittest tier state there is. Literally broke back mountain uncivilized gun carrying monkeys out there
>>691701920
This fag is so summer he just restated what OP said.
Only reason to ever move to that shit state would be job related. For example, my dad does hardwood flooring for a living and when I was a kid, he wanted to move the family down there because there was more jobs down there for hardwood flooring apperently, then up near Chicago.
>>691702499
>>691701289
What state are you from?
>>691702499
LOL has obviously never been to texas
>>691702856
Texas is such a pile if shit. I'd rather die than live in that pile of manure. How does the largest state in a 1st World country be so fucking stupid? You would think they would be the best state since they have so much room to build another fucking city with businesses, schools, parks, shops, and etc. But NOPE they use most of the land on stupidass fucking farming living on pennies a day.
>>691703263
This
>>691701289
Definitely the worst state in America and I've been to most of em as far as the stereotypical texan is concerned. fun place to visit briefly though. those fatasses have about 30 restaurants every block
>>691703309
>has it own functioning economy
>would be ranked 10 in the world if it was its own country
have you ever been?
>>691701289
they have a lot of six flags parks. roller coasters are pretty fun.
>>691703263
he neglected to mention that everyone's morbidly obese x2 in Texas.
"everything's bigger in Texas"
deep fried butter on a stick? fucking disgusting inbreds
>>691703332
>>691703519
again your stupidity is showing, its no different than any other state.
>I can't stand hearing about it
>makes a thread about it
Dun goofed op
>>691703263
I've been there you summer faggot incest child. I will never go back. It's like living in the actual Texas Chainsaw Massacre without a massacre.
>>691703309
Exactly, I know Chicago might have its bad parts (mostly the crime) but it's better than moving to Texas. And being a Hispanic and living down there is not the best idea.
>>691703519
>ive nver been so imma just act like its shitty
have fun. sorry your shit tier state has you brainwashed into thinking you matter.
>>691701289
Never been seen only stereo types, met a kid from Texas was having a conversation with someone else on how to smuggle people into the U.S kid comes we start talking about what jobs our parents had he is the first one says we are from Texas my dad is a border patrol agent, we just look at each other it was so ackward I still remember the guys name was Edwin.
>>691701289
>>691703622
im not the original poster of the reply, I'm saying he forgot to mention everyone in texas, especially houston, is a tub of lard on a gogo scooter
>>691701920
>>691702237
samefag
>>691703688
>hurp hurp never been so im just gonna rage train over a place i dont like because guns.
lol faggot
>>691703452
>Goes on Wiki for Texas
>Trying to troll this hard 1/100
>Good economy = Good state with plenty of fun activities to do.
>>691702195
West texas is shit.
But im a biased 713 fag here so i believe texas is the greatest state simply because of houston and the northern towns (woodlands, spring, conroe, Montgomery, etc.)
>>691701289
Yes go on, please keep making a fool of yourself.
>>691703737
I do like guns you fag, I don't like the open carrying by retards who say "yall" and drink and breathe cow shit.
.shopping plazas are miles away
>plaza
>miles away
what the fuck is a plaza and what is it miles away from? proud Texan reporting in
>>691703899
Live in North Dallas, can confirm, fucking nothing to do except drink and eat. It is so fucking hot and it is becoming California 2: electric boogaloo. Lease I don't have to deal with any rednecks, but fuck me, this place sucks. Once the cali fuckfaces raise my property values high enough, I am out.
>>691702499
Look here man, your talkin about central and eastern texas but west texas is not that bad El Paso is alright
I live in Aus and am monitoring this thread...
OP sounds retarded so I'm interested
>>691703309
>Texas is largest state...
Motherfucker forgot about Alaska
>>691704202
>el paso
>alright
Confirmed retard, that place is a shithole filled with hillbillies and beaners.
Let's make this a texan meetup thread
>>691703452
>>691704339
Nothing but throwin horseshoes and eating bean shit dip over there
>>691704360
"Oh great here are a bunch of Hispanics, half breeds and skinny white kids"
A bit off topic but apparently Texans have a beef with Oklahoma. Why?
Texasfag here. Sorry you feel that way OP but I wouldn't wanna live anywhere else. We have problems just like every other state but I think we're doing OK.
>>691704186
>California 2: Electric boogaloo
>>691704186
Also from North Dallas but I've never had a shortage of things to do. The art scene is cool, the music scene is pretty cool, Quakecon is hosted here, id software is down the street from my hose, the architecture is cool, the major downsides are the crazy distances you have to travel to attend these events but if you have a decently fuel efficient vehicle its really not a big deal. And I'm not even old enough to drink.
>>691704339
A lot better than the rest of texas
And have ya ever been there?
>>691704518
Look up the Red River Bridge war. Shit is hilarious. Its not real beef and a lot of it is just football.
>>691704165
>/thread
>>691704215
You'd love Texas. It's basically AUS pt. 2. There's guns tho. It sucks just as bad as your godawful country.
>>691704550
That's probably one of the most adult responses I've seen, thanks dude (I don't live in Texas, but have some appreciation)
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Tomorrow at 3PM
>>691704627
Been to most major places in this hot fuckfactory that is a state. White people don't belong here, it is awful. Houston is dirty as fuck, San Antonio sucks a dick other than the riverwalk area. Austin looks like hipsters and beaners got together to begrudgingly make a city. Dallas is just concrete as far as the eye can see. Everything is fucking dead here, the scenery is awful, it is too hot to go outside and do things.
>>691704911
Texan only meetup, screw off outsiders.
>>691701289
Because republicans are dangerous subhuman retards and Texass is full of them and run by them.
>>691704911
There is a reason why there are no 4chan meetups
>>691704911
some of you guys are pretty cool. Dont show up
>>691701289
You forgot all of the fucking bees, and because it's so hot you get fucking bright colored snowcones and drinks and shit AND THEN GUESS FUCKING WHAT? THE BEES BURROW INTO THEM!
>>691704934
Then go in the winter/fall
Not in the summer dipshit
>>691704911
Either school shooters or pedophiles going to be there. Guaranteed.
>>691704600
So basically your "things to do" involve sitting inside, looking at shit other people do or playing vidya, fucking enthralling. I actually like to go outside, walk, swim in real lakes that aren't filled with water moccasins and 100 degrees and so on. The art scene is meh compared to other major cities, Fort Worth has some OK stuff sometimes, but it is a fucking trek and most faggots here don't give a fuck anyway, all they want to do is go to bars and go out to eat. This place fucking sucks dick, if you think it is good, you never lived anywhere nice.
Everyones shitty fucking opinions are really fucking interesting to read.
Can Texas please just take all the shithill Californians moving into Oregon? Just reroute that shit. They've made Portland into San Francisco. You can't get a 1br apartment for less than 2k a month, now. Fuck California.
>>691705254
You are what you eat.
>>691704911
Fuck, I have plans at 3:00. I also don't want to go to Garland.
>>691704518
Too many cattle ranches, fam.
I once came home from staffing a camp with a friend and there was a water moccasin on the porch so I stepped on the head, crushed the head, and then chopped its head off. Step up your game, discount texans.
>>691705199
There are like 2 weeks in spring and 2 weeks in fall that are nice, the rest of the year is either shitty wind chill and everything is dead, but no snow to enjoy or 100+ degrees and want to die and of course everything is still fucking dead. There are no real mountains and "hill country" is a fucking sad joke. This state is trash, go to a real state with actual scenery and you will realize why.
>>691705412
I just laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
I would rather be living homeless in New Jersey than to live in that shithole
>>691705422
General afternoon it is then.
>>691704911
>Garland
So, are you a beaner or white trash?
>>691704715
All that hate for a bridge next to a Toll bridge. Man. I thought my state was bad.
>>691705227
Well Texas' lakes are nearly all manmade so I don't know why the fuck you'd come here in the first place if you're a wilderness guy but the real point you made earlier is that there's 'nothing to do' which is completely false. Make some friends dude christ
>>691701289
I agree and i live in the fucking state and im black, its garbage here and nothing to do send me money to get me out save a nigger please
>>691704215
Austin here too. West campus
>>691705494
Because we haven't hit 100 degrees yet.....so your dumb. TEXAS THREAD!!!!!!
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>>691701289
They can't be all that bad.
>>691701289
>food is cowshit
Vegan detected
>>691705494
Well to.be honest el paso is more of a settling down city more than anything yeah i know there isn't a lot to do but its calm
>>691705890
The cops are fucking terrible here. Corrupt assholes killed a war Veteran in 2011 on video
>>691705771
I don't think there was ever any hate behind it, but I haven't read the wikipedia page in a while. Its funny regardless.
>>691705915
Make sure no liberal shooters are in your big liberal tower.
Dallas time is all the time
>>691705986
Ghost is a hero
>>691705274
Don't act like Oregon is that great. Place is a hipster shit hole.
>>691705817
Literally all the shit you mentioned can be done in any fucking reasonable sized city in the country, shit, you can do it in other continents. Your state/city is interchangeable, so who gives a shit where you live?
>>691705915
I have a buddy that lives down there, interesting place. I wish we could get away with that level of public intoxication in Dallas.
>>691705986
are you watching me?
>>691705948
Maybe you haven't, but we have been 96-102 for the last few weeks once the rain stopped.
>>691705948
You faggots are so prideful and retarded. All of you are dogshit that has been thrown into a volcano. I'd rather be homeless and live in New Jersey than live in that shithole "state"
Fuck, everybody go to the Autism.. I mean Austin
Tower of Flower Power or some shit and start shooting anything that doesn't look like the stars and stripes.
Texas is overrated....most of Texas is a shit hole full of brainwashed Jesus freaks and inbreds with guns.
Meet me down on 6th street and say that shit to me boy. I'll put my boot so far up your ass you'll be shittin' leather for the rest of your life, ya milky licker.
>>691704756
Austin not Australia
>>691706228
Oregon has the greatest women though. Particularly Portland
>>691706506
Libtard detected. Insert 2nd Amendment
>>691706389
Haha LOSER
>>691706352
Maybe
>>691704934
So what's your idea of a perfect state?
>>691702499
What the fuck did I just read?
>>691706633
>>691706523
Austin lol the fuck outta here faggot.
>>691703789
>has never been to Texas
>>691706262
Well same with all of your pastimes (outside of natural lakes) so I don't know what kind of argument you're making here anymore. Nobody comes to a city specifically for its activities. We're in Dallas for the low cost of living and the relatively safe job market. I still think you're just hanging out with boring people.
>>691706079
I want to get the hell out of here as soon as possible
>>691706506
Most of the big cities aren't anymore, it is basically just an influx of people from other states. I rarely meet anyone from Texas anymore and for reference, I am not from here either.
>>691706506
Yup nothing but a bunch of schmuck corrupt republicans, politicians, abd conservatives there. The state is so easy to win just by talkin about God, the people won't even look at what policies and laws are being passed. Fucking Heaven's Gate sheeps
>>691706765
Yea, go wander around those amazing Texas mountains and waterfalls, then enjoy those bubbling brooks and swim in those amazing lakes, enjoy a beach. Wait, basically none of those things exist and where they do, it is too fucking hot and everything is trying to kill you, it is like a less inviting australia.
>>691706228
literally only Portland is. anyone outside of there are libertarian weed farmers n shit.
Austin is pretty dank but the liberals need a man in the tower.
I only went there for a funeral though.
>>691704911
>actually proposing a meetup with unstable faggots in a pro-gun state
>>691706523
*In Filthy Frank's voice* You're fucking idiot.
>>691701289
Nothing can save Texas OP. I've recently been forced to move here due to my job, didn't think it would be so fucking god awful here.
>Shitstained cities and towns full of homeless beggers.
>Grocery store baggers are literally just people working for tips and aren't actually paid by the store.
>Hotter than hell and there is only so much clothing you can take off while working outside.
>Bars full of angry drunks doing dumbass shit
>Simultaneously homophobic and yet full of questionably gendered people mixed with SJWs flocking to high population areas making them even bigger shitholes.
>Fucking insane drivers trying to reenact that latest fast and furious movie with a fucking dualie pickup, literally lane changing across three lanes missing a semi by inches.
>Fucking cancerous marketing ads trying to force southern drawls into their writing about dumb shit like lawyers and burger king.
Fuck Texas, first chance I get I'm out of this hell hole.
>>691706998
Growing up here I can bear the heat, but seriously if you want different scenery just go elsewhere. In North Dallas especially you can get to some beautiful places without too much of a drive.
The Libtards are attempting to overthrow the Texans!
Send in AR support!
>>691701289
I think you mean Syria.
>>691701289
Sell it to Mexico, they're just as retarded.
>>691704756
exactly. AU 2.0
guns AND no abos
(im a Socali fag)
>>691706714
Austin is in Texas>>691704215
Said he's from Aus which I'm pretty sure he meant he's from Austin
>>691703953
East Houston is where the beaners and niggers live
>>691707061
>On /b/
It just proves OP's point of how retarded these Texas fags are
>>691707235
There is salvation, all you need to do is climb into the austin Cocktower, bring guns, and let liberals do their thing.
>>691706690
Well, I grew up near Niagra falls, so I had world wonders within an hour of me, nice summer weather, lots of culture and scenery. I had delightful choices of seafood, could wander into canada, wander up into the mountains, snowmobile, could shoot out in the wilderness. Everything was within reason for a quick drive and he weather wasn't fucking retarded.
Here I get to enjoy hail every fucking year destroying my roof and my god damn car, heat so bad my grass dies but then I get water restrictions so I can't water it, which is actually a blessing only cause my water bills would be like a car payment if I could actually water enough to keep that bullshit alive. Mix in concrete everywhere, houses 2 inches from one another, illegals left and right and the nearing california level traffic, what fun.
>>691707173
>*In Filthy Frank's voice*
>>691701289
Austin isn't shit, but pretty much the rest of it is.
>>691706523
oh AusTIN. the cuck city of Texas
>>691707439
>socali
>>691707465
Unless he's an Australian which means I totally fucked up
>>691707235
You know why Texas has a stable job market? Because no one wants to work there. It's not because they're a good state at all
>>691707686
Yea you get it atleast
>>691707173
>in filthy frank's voice
>>691703263
Why it's worse than that ?
>>691707241
If you can bear the weather, you either aren't white or don't really go outside. Even black people here complain about it and sweat like pigs after 20 minutes outside. I just talked to a guy from mexico saturday who complained about how fucking hot it was.
>>691707173
kill yourself
Go to Austin and arm the bats with "Make America Great Again" hats and let them trigger all the Liberals back into California
Obviously OP has never been to Texas. Otherwise aside from the heat he would know EVERY fucking city has shopping out the ass and they are centers, not plazas you dumb fuck. In fact in most cities there are at least two malls and every fucking department store ever made. Not sure what part of Texas you went to or saw but ant major metro area like Dallas, Fort Worth, Houston, Austin, Galveston. and so on are all major shopping districts. There is nothing you can't find in Texas that is anywhere else. As for the food, you should have eaten somewhere other than McDonalds.
Make Austin Great Again
>>691708106
I'm white and work as a delivery driver. Minimum 4 hours in the sun every day. This is a mild summer so far.
>>691707767
I'm australian so you fucked up lol
>>691708106
95% of niggers are liberals.
They'll complain about ANYTHING given the chance
>>691701289
Spent 6 months in Texas and absolutely loved it. I guess if you're a shitty person you'll have a shitty time.
>>691708394
You're fucking state only has McDonalds you fat dumbfuck farmer for Monsanto. Even Florida is more human than you idiots and I live here on a temporary work visa
>>691701289
Fucking leave you little faggot. Texas is fucking huge, Move to the fucking beach. Like forests? Hill country or East Texas. And fuck you for not like the food. I'm sorry that you only find dick appetising... wait, you can go to montrose for that too.
OP is a dirty fucking pussy
>>691708439
Literally just started summer and after the rain stopped, it has been awful already. It hasn't been mild and it is already hotter than normal, historically we are higher than usual for this month.
Yo where can I go camping here for free
>>691701289
idunno, but we stupid as fuck
>>691701717
canada sucks faggot
>>691703452
Only because of oil. You can be retarded and rich at the same time if you have land with oil. Take away the oil and Texans would be just like middle-easterners, poor and backwards. As of now, they're only backwards.
>>691701289
As a resident of Texas, I have to say everyone is one of five things
>obese
>morbidly obese
>retarded
>a normie
>a whale
The only good thing about Texas is that it holds immigrants like a fat kid to food. Plus the occasional good experience at a amusement park.
>also, about 1/6 of the population is probably uneducated
>>691708782
Didn't realize that. I'm sure it'll be hotter. I still don't think its that bad though. I'll give you this, I don't put myself through it willingly most of the time.
>>691708881
Get the fuck outta. All you incest faggots need to be killed by firing squads
>>691708787
Auschwitz, faggot.
>>691704282
THANK YOU
>>691708752
>temporary work visa
>>691708999
Trips don't lie
>>691704550
>>691704550
go tejas, very beautiful place
>>691707622
So move away then
>>691703622
Oh no no no friend, have you ever been to Colorado, California, or any west coast state? Fit, chill, people, forests and trees everywhere. Fuck Texas.
>>691708787
Where exactly is "here"?
>>691709241
he meant texas
>>691708787
So Austin is supposed to be Auschwitz or what. I don't get it.
Texasfag reporting from Florida; Florida is worse.
OP should go check out Austin, then Dallas. Houston is OK. Stay away from Deep East Texas...it's worse than you can imagine.
>>691709230
And furthermore good sir, fuck Texans.
>>691709241
>>691709315
DFW specifically but yeah anywhere in the state.
>>691709356
Texas is worse than living i n Africa
I used to live in NY and moved to west texas. I wouldn't go back if you paid me. I've been to most srates and this is the only place I feel at ease. Good jobs, good people, sure the scenery isn't much to look at but it's all good. Everyone has their opinions, most based off what they have read on the internet and that's all well and good. But Texas is the place for me.
432 here.
the area around the capital city, Austin, is actually pretty liberal and a mite more intelligent. That is, unless you're talking about hardcore Cowgirls fans.
That's basically just West Texas. Everyone east of San Angelo are just normal (mostly homophobic) people
>>691709209
I will once my property values get to a reasonable peak, waiting for cali fags to boost our values up more so I can cash in and leave. Would be dumb not to take advantage of the influx when I got in cheap. A little hell now for a payoff later.
>>691709493
I've never lived in Africa I can't confirm.
Liberal fucks can go suck on Bernie and Hilarie's fat liberal cocks and then the females will go on to get PTSD from someone disagreeing with them and the cucks will have to jerk off to the scent of freedom.
>>691709493
>not living in africa
>worse than living in africa
top jej
>>691709407
Texasfag as well. Op has never lived in fucking North Dakota. Stationed there for 4 glorious years... Fucking 60 below during the winter, 100 during the summer, mosquitos that are as big as small birds and fucking flat as a prepubescent girl. And fuck all to do. Ain't shit there.
>>691707622
Gulfoss is better. Also, I'd take occasional hail over 9 fucking feet of snow.
>>691704550
Same, Texasfag as well
>>691709855
essentially the midwest in its entirety
>>691710022
Truth.
>>691709356
Nope. I recommended Auschwitz not knowing where "here" was.
Camp wherever the fuck you want. It's TEXAS! Big sky! Go anywhere you hear coyotes howling or cattle mutilations are commonplace.
Don't use a tent.
Take ambient and rub yourself with bacon to keep away the flies.
>>691703688
>It's like living in the actual Texas Chainsaw Massacre without a massacre.
So... it's like living in Texas?
>>691709444
HIT THE ROAD, JACK!
AND DON'T COME BACK!
Fucking liberals.
>>691704934
Someones a pussy
>>691710160
I only ask because Eisenhower State park was lame. Looking for any backpacking spot really, maybe Big Bend is up next.
>>691709915
Most we ever got was maybe a foot, wasn't bad at all. Here we still get ice, which blows and they can't deal with it like they can up north.
Niagra Falls is a wonder of the world, seems a bit heavy handed to try to say another is better. Considering I lived like an hour away from it vs having to live in Iceland just to see it, seems like I was doing much better. On top of that, I had great lakes and some amazing mountains.
>>691709493
That's a stretch. It depends where in Africa. I could put up with a lot of Texas stupid before I'd live in Somalia.
>>691710453
>literally everyone here stays inside during the day
>only time they go out is to go to a water park
>they all piss and moan the whole time about the heat
You must not interact with anyone on a daily basis.
god bless 'merica
>>691710464
Now you're making me feel bad. You aren't supposed to be sincere on /b/.
Texasfag here. Say what you want but we're still way better than South Carolina.
The Dallas skyline is still cool as fuck though
>>691710166
>Not liking Texas equals automatically liberal.
You people are cancer
>>691710363
Now that we're on /pol/ - Describe for me a perfect republican nation and its benefits. This is a serious question. What's your ideal end-game as a conservative?
Visited Houston, Austin San Antonio and Katy. Those places sucked so much dick. Austin was overrated as fuck. Everyone said I'd bust s but over bbq but I'm from sc/nc and those niggers would bbq circles around these Texas in breeders. Salt lick...more like lick my asshole...overpriced shit tier bbq.
Houston literally is a shit toaster. Ugliest fuckin city I've ever taken a shit in. On a real note Juan in a million is dope so there's that.
All those states in the Southeast are at least as bad, if not worse than Texas. They're nigger tier to the 10th degree
>>691711520
Accurate. Houston is a dirty shithole, they have annoying BBQ where they just burn brisket and eat shitty spare pork ribs instead of baby backs. Carolina BBQ is superior.
>>691711224
Hahahahaha! Life's a peach when you set the bar so low you literally can't fail.
>>691704550
I hate it here only because of the heat and that all my ex's live here
>>691711224
>better than south carolina
literally like saying skin cancer is better than brain cancer
>>691712295
This was gold
>>691705274
Poland or portland, lol
>>691709493
Now you're exaggerating.
>>691705948
Yeah, its 98 degrees with 96% humidity, that's why
>>691711224
Nice try boy toucher. Don't you have a sister to fuck in your pick up you silly cuck
>>691706633
No one loves Texas.
you people are retarded. Texas is fanfuckingtastic. there are hotter shittier places, in literally every fucking direction. Las Vegas is like 110+ everyday of the year, so is most of Arizona and you can kiss my ass with your California wildfires and droughts. Fuck Jew York and Jersey. Fuck Florida too. Fuck everywhere to more specific.
Heres the real deal :
Dallas is hoity–toity and full of wanna-be rich people, ill give you that but they have shopping, museums, arts and theater too.
Austin does have a shitload of hippies and homeless retards, but they have a ton of live music and water based activities ie. Barton Springs, Town Lake, kayaking, hiking, biking tons of hotsluts too.
San Antonio is a tryhard tourist trap but they have central access to most other cites and the Hill Country, fuck the Alamo tho.
Houston is full of muslims, chinks and more traffic than you can possibly bear, they do have a ton of museums and some other cultural shit. plus the coast but ew...
East and West Texas are pretty barren but have their spots too Marfa/Alpine in the West and Bastrop/Inks Lake in the East.
The hill country is pretty rad, theres water and plenty of things to do in every town i listed above, plus you can shoot ASSAULT RIFLES with Donald Trump or suck dicks and smoke pot at a Bernie/Hillary rally if you want JUST LIKE EVERYWHERE ELSE...
>>691713432
People who have never been anywhere good do. Usually idiots from LA who just like cheaper houses or dipshits from other shitty midwest states.
In Texas, they give divers license with a restriction that says you must have someone 21 years or older in the car with you in order to drive
>>691713742
And it's an 18 and up drivers license
>>691713517
You shit on like 90% of the state in your post, then claim it is fantastic.
>>691710464
you might want to check out Garner State Park, theres hiking/biking on several miles of trails with elevation change. they also rent kayaks/paddleboards and boats or you can just swim in the Frio River, its cold and clear....
>>691713517
Please tell me this is bait. Are these people really this retarded? You people are like Muslims except you kill your own in schools and malls
>>691703953
432 alpine here. Lived in Houston. Its cool.
>>691713892
no im being realistic and stating that Texas has good and bad points, JUST LIKE EVERYWHERE ELSE also go fuck yourself.
heres more Garner State Park
>>691701289
i live in texas
yes its true, it is a shithole.
i dream of leaving for seattle
>>691714587
>Good and bad points
>There is literally more bad than good
>>691714383
eat 50 dicks, its no bait. where are you from? what school shooting are you refering to the last one i knew about whats Charles Whitman in the 60s at UT i think you are thinking about Virginia Tech, Columbine Colorado, a shit load of others not in Texas. The guy who brought a gun to a Texas WalMart was shot by law enforcement and didnt kill anyone.
>>691709444
Witnessed
>>691714851
Seattle blows. Unless you like to be depressed all the time. Also the population of ultra liberal SJW's is bad there. Fuck Seattle.
>>691714851
leave bitch, no one wants you here. move your bitch ass on. hurry up.
>>691715054
doesnt into greentext.
>>691701289
>the scenery is garbage
Fuck off. Have you even been to Texas?
>the people there only have sex with their families
That's Alabama, my dude.
How's life in mesquite?
>>691714587
>more bad points than good
>that park is 2 hours away from San Antonio
>San Antonio is a mexican shithole with a military base
Woo, really selling it. Meanwhile there are tons of other states where parks like that are rampant, plus you would be close to a beach, have real mountains, waterfalls and all the other shit you would want in a normal city. Not a huge fan of having to drive 4-6 hours to get anywhere that doesn't bite ass.
What is up with all the redditors today??
That's why I live in Wyoming. Fucking no one, awesome mountains, half the time it's super cold and dry, the other half its hot and dry, and it never rains for more than 10 minuets
But their isn't jack shit to do here though
>>691715532
stay the fuck out of texas. tired of seeing all these worhtless fucks from everywhere else flocking here to suck these Texas balls with their out of state plates and broke bitch shitmobiles crowding up my 8 lane wide highways.
>>691715066
Kill yourself, get some real culture
>>691715568
>>691715927
Lived here for 23 years faggot, probably longer than your faggot ass has been alive. I was moved here when I was a kid, but people moving here is the only reason this craphole even has an economy other than oil, which for obvious reasons would be a problem.
>>691715650
Been through Wyoming, God's country in terms of open, rolling countryside. Stopped at a bar though, fat bitchy bartender and the other chick had a mustache.
>>691716022
>real culture
like you have? where are you from? what culture have you cultivated? what personal contributions have you made to mankind? the fuck outta here with that bullshit.
>>691713517
dallas is overunn with homeless people.
>>691715927
Oregon is the most migrated to state in the union. Btfo
>>691716312
Is every comment edgy now? I could say "fuck you" and it's edgy. Dude seriously rethink your fucking life.
>>691715568
idk ask yourself why you're here?
>>691716353
texas born and raised. get fucked.
>people moving here is the only reason this craphole even has an economy
incorrect, we have exploitable resources besides oil, lpg and water aquifers, but i digress. EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER /cruisecontrol
>>691716593
>Personal contributions
Top kek I live in a place better than Texas nigger which is basically anywhere but Texas
>>691705274
> Can Texas please just take all the shithill Californians moving into Oregon?
FUCK no. You can keep your whiny liberal Democrats.
"California sux! Too many regulations & shit. Let's move to Oregon!"
"oh shit! Life is dangerous and I have no common sense because I lived in a bubble back in cali made out of shit-teir legislation!
LET'S MAKE MORE LAWS!
>Texas: "fuck that."
> Texas passes OpenCarry, it's super effective!
>>691716672
i didnt say anything about texas being the most migrated to state, i said im tired of seeing worthless faggot out of states clogging up my wonderful state.
>>691715419
its all flat and empty
>>691716400
Yeah. It's a little rough around the edges. As in if you leave the town. It's mostly redneck farming inbreds.
>>691715516
ever been to that waffle house on the corner?
>>691716741
>Calls him edgy
>Gets offended over the Internet
Lol are you even serious
Summer is here ladies and gentlemen
>>691701289
Must be why everyone is moving here...faggot...and also everyone needs to stop moving here, stay in your shit state.
>>691717029
>LPG, another petroleum product which also takes a shit
>water aquifers?
Yea, what a diverse fucking economy, not a banana republic at all. Maybe we can get some of that delicious Texas beef, no marbling and tough as leather, so good. Then the seafood, mmm, that gulf shrimp, you can really taste the dirt and oil. We import all decent food here, most of the culture comes from elsewhere, the restaurants are mostly started by out of state chefs, most of the companies moved here from other states and lots of the workforce was either imported from other countries or people from other states cashing in.
You sound like you are early 20s and probably not out of college or work some manual labor shit job which is why you know fuckall about the state other than some highlights from hicks in backwater areas.
>>691717596
This is your only weapon.
>KEK, SUMMER IS HERE
Dude this shows how fucking new you really are. Not responding further, you don't deserve the smallest tap of my fucking pinky.
>>691717421
This is a bad thing? W000W
>>691701717
ill take things that didnt happen for 500
“Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplishments you had no part in.”
― Doug Stanhope
just substitute State for Nation...
Where are you from OP?
i live in texas too.
its terrible.
everybody drives shitty trucks with some weird cowboy church sticker plastered all over them.
"cowboy church" its a fucking curch for "cowboys" woopty fucking doo
Texasfag reporting, gotta say I love it here, I'm from California and yeah the weathers a little hot, but the fact that I can do whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want is 10/10. Stay out of Texas OP, continue being the biggest fag of all time :v)
>>691718125
Trucks with stickers is your biggest complaint? You naive, sheltered child.
>>691705986
THEYRE THROWING OUR KIDS INTO WOOD CHIPPERS AND NOOOOOOOBODY CARES AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
>cans.wav
Used to get high with my friend everyday and listen to this shit until he quit.
>>691705915
hyde park checking in
>>691705986
FUCK YOU TEXAS
AND FUCK YOUR LONE STAR BEER
>>691718074
Nope nice try faggot Texas is still shit in general
>>691717895
everyplace looks old and abandoned, looks like some shit you see in fallout.
the architechture is just square brown boxes.
Can confirm OP is both honest and a fag. Born and raised in southern Cali lived for 3 years in 956 RGV (McAllen mostly). People are nice but everything is just shit. Just nothing good man.
>>691718323
id talk about the politics, but im just funposting
>>691718572
Where do you live in Texas??
>>691718340
He is back you know
>>691711369
where the fuck did you learn to read fucking troglodyte
>>691717730
>You sound like you are early 20s
you seem very proud of your assumed superior age and education. you are on 4chan at 11 oclock on a sunday night, who the fuck are you trying to kid, kid? what is your point about the diversity of texas' economy? its still large and functioning no matter the specifics. is there a larger more productive economy you would rather be apart of Mr. I'mfromTexasmyself? Get fucked Old Man, you arent better than anyone and that was my point from my original post and the continuing theme in every consecutive one.
>>691718724
No shit?
He still do the radio graffiti? Surely to god no, I'd imagine.
>>691718710
near dallas
>>691717549
no? Only waffle house I've seen was in vegas.
>>691718074
>>691718074
A lack of nationalism is what lets you allow 30 million cancerous country balkanizing, infastructure obliterating, no taxpaying illegal beaners into your country and turn LA into mexico city. - a person with a real job
