Trips opens up this bad boy.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Trips opens up this bad boy.
No
Roll for lulz
Triptank
Its just a fucking kinder egg who the fuck cares if you open it
Roll
>>691639760
I don't want that shit
Trips
Roll
open it
open
Rollo
rell
inb4 he injected his semen with a syringe and then eats it
Trip
Cmon
ez trips
>>691640008
Winrar!
roll
It's probably a severed rat head
>>691639760
Trips, and it shall remain closed forever, buried in the ground for future generations.
>>691640122
re-roll
Trips 999 inboud
>>691640125
What are you doing kid
THIS PRODUCT IT ILLEGAL IN AMERICA, NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>691640170
rolling for this
Well well well. Wonder what's in it
>>691640184
Kek
>>691640125
Nigger what are you doing
Reported to FBI.
>>691640221
being a complete retard
>>691640224
He's prob from Europe
open it
>>691640293
100%
Rolling for prize in pooper
We need to see what lies inside
>>691640224
Fuckin kek bought it here in Los Angeles bruh. Cry me a river
Getting a bit hyped. Let's get this thing opened!!
i still don't understand why this shit is illegal in america
roll
>>691640319
IN WHAT PART OF EUROPE IS IT 11AM???? RUSSIA I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO ONLY >>+12 AT MOST
Comon trips allready
Rolllllllllll
6's
>>691640593
Step 1: turn caps lock off
Step 2 : kys
Let's see whats in that egg... come oooon
Rollin
Btw is this the new packaging? The ones where I live are wrapped in foil
666
Roll
Leave in foil, put it in a bowl of water, microwave on high for 5 minutes, enjoy your warm chocolate milk.
>>691640653
7's
Do not open
>>691640768
8's
>>691640170
reroll
I hope its drugs, what about you guys ?
Open
>>691640718
FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT, MY POINT IS STILL NOT DISPROVEN FAGGOT HE PROBABLY LIVES IN CALIFORNIA
>>691639760
trips get
>>691640873
lasy
9's
>>691640930
I hope your brakes fail
>>691640994
Getting closer but still no cigar
rollin'
open nigga
I demand trips
If trips swallow egg and toy whole
>>691639760
Reply to me to roll for OP to eat the toy
muh trips
>>691640877
>>691640122
>>691639944
Those are some Sweet dubs
>>691639760
treps
>>691639760
want some more? i see you only got one
Trips incoming
>>691641020
I DONT FUCKING DRIVE DRIVING IS FOR PEASANTS LIKE YOU YOU FUCKING TARD
hey faggot niggers! what are trips?
>>691640994
ok, another last roll
2's
>>691640930
Oh boy
>>691641177
reroll
>>691641144
Eat the toy
>>691640729
This isn't a kinder egg, it's some other thing. Looks like minitures maybe? Still has prize tho
rolool
Awaerexjdcivcg
Trips get
>>691641234
Eventually you will be on the something with brakes. When you do, I hope they fail.
tiger trips go
>>691640170
check'em
If trips. Shove the toy up your ass after building it :)
Show me dem sweet sweet triplicates
>>691641239
summerfag detected
Nao
>>691641239
Please find your nearest exit and never return faggot. Fucking faggot cunt nigger
>>691641470
I think you picked up your own signal
>>691641508
>troll'd
rollin
Satan trips
Open up
Holy check'em
I am Trippo Man
>>691641239
Welcome to 4chan, friend
show yourself
>>691641393
I AM A TREE, ETERNALLY ROOTED TO THE GROUND MAYBE THE EARTH WILL BE FUCKED AND YOU DIE WITH ME IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT GOD DAMN BARBARIAN
>>691639760
Tripsget
>>691641676
You suck
>>691640170
GET
Show me trips
Fuckin trips get
>>691641239
GET OUT GET OUT!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
here they are..now open that egg
Has he opened it yet?
Rollo chollo
trip dip
roll
>>691641800
Fuck no. We suck dick
>>691641704
stop yelling shit-for-brains
Tripes
Open
888 get
>>691641888
Winrar
>>691639760
Kinder Eggs are excellent. I hope I get the triples for you.
if trips burn it
>>691641888
Open that shit!
>>691641888
winrar!
youre all worthless..this is how its done
Let this guy in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7tXmjegqg
if trips put in ass
>>691641888
CHECKED
>>691641970
rr again
>>691641888
Winrar
Now open the fucking egg.
>>691641878
NO >:^)
CALL MODS AND BITCH TO THEM ABOUT ME YOU WHINEY CHILD
rowling for columbine
>>691641962
Already been done faggot.
>>691642000
Heh, got it.
>>691641888
OPEN THE FUCKING EGG OP
>>691641888
THE CHOSEN ONE
>>691642000
too late faggot
>>691641888
deliver you fucking faggot
Open it
>>691641888
Wtf is this shit
>>691642008
just called mods. they are coming anon, better look out.
>>691642000
Too late you bumbling dick sucker
>>691640125
Kid
>>691642100
where is the fucking chocolate
This better be good.
>>691641938
>>691642000
Trips decided, burn the egg.
>>691642100
Tor lieks tripes
>>691642000
these trips are tainted
>>691642110
wait stop ill be good, please don't they'll castrate me i was just joshing with you hahahah good joke just caplock right????
>>691642100
Wtf
Open the egg sexually then spit on the toy
>>691640930
Dude it's 3 PM here, calm tf down. In England I know it's around 8 pm.
>>691642100
thor retarded
>>691642285
RIP anon
>>691642285
its too late. the calls been made anon and it doesn't look pretty.
>>691642100
swallow all of it whole if trips
>>691642433
do it
>>691641144
I wanna see x-rays too
>>691642100
>>691642100
rolling for chocolate
>>691642472
Shut the fuck up faggot
check 'em
>>691642100
Another trips and Thor in my ass
>>691642100
assemble faggot.
>>691642414
time to suidieded then
remember me for my cruise control
Swallow Thor and tomorrow post thread sifting through poop to find him.
>>691642553
i hope you are OP. check them trips
>>691642100
Kek. They did the impossible, they made thor look more like a faggot
>>691642490
>unreal male physique
>white
>>691641508
do you just roll the dice on edgy insults?
>>691642553
Chocolate btw
>>691642748
Do you suck dick?
Dubs or higher confirms this.
>>691641239
I'll be the faggot here. Trips are triple numbers at the end of your reply numbers. Dubs are double. Ex, #689537444. A simple lookup on Urban Dictionary helps a lot too.
>>691642775
that don't look like any chocolate i've ever seen.
>>691642864
rr2
>>691642775
Wtf is that shit?
>>691642000
Chek'd or GET or neither?
>>691642892
Right? Im not gonna eat the garbage.
>>691642775
??? Tha fuck. Looks like milk shit.
Snort it, make this thread a bit better
>>691641508
>when you're this new
>>691640125
summerfeg
>>691642906
rr3
>>691643119
Troll'd
>>691643168
Troll'd
check them... plebs
>>691643281
Check what?
look at deez trips
OP here. Not fuckin around boys. Another trips and Thors goin right in the poop shoot.
>>691642490
>i remember this gay blowjob
>>691643344
Kys
>>691643212
D'llort
look at muh trips
>>691643352
Rolling for winner
>>691643442
re roll
>>691643505
re roll
>>691643352
Oh this thread just when from 0-100 fast.
Roll
Am I too early or too late for this set of trips?
Up the poop chute
>>691643563
Too damn late. Fuck. Let me try this again.
>>691643563
trips and OP sticks thor up the pooper
>>691643352
Alright, here's your trips, faggot.
>>691643614
Too god damn early this time.
>>691641888
kek'd
>>691643660
christ that was close
>>691643352
Your ass is gonna be A Little Thor B)
>>691643663
Again with the fucking early
trips get
roll
here's trips thoughh
Tripes again
Show me that starfish
look at these
>>691642775
>>691643862
Fuck you
Rolllll
i give up, boring thread
>>691643897
eat my cock you cum guzzling slut.
Enough with this kicker mouse bullshit. I said trips and I fucking demand trips.
>>691643999
heh, trips.
>>691643999
Sir yes sir!
For Skyrim!
>>691643999
ryejtihrtohortnhtr yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>691643999
>check
must obey
Up in tha poopar
It's pooper tiem
>>691643999
OP ITS GOIN UP THE POOPER
>>691643999
trips have spoken, thor up the pooper while eating the cock
Can you also photo the pullout?
>>691643999
Winrar
>>691640729
>>691640729
>>691642218
you fucking third world niggers don't know Kinder Joy or what?
Comon allready.
Just get it done
>>691643352
if trips that "chocolate" has to go up ass and never return
And so we wait
Be a man and get him up there. Double points if you eat up the chocolate by useing him as a spoon
>>691644288
>tfw they thought kinder joy was a kinder egg
>>691639760
You know, I usually let cp, creep shots, drugs, etc... slide. I'm not some fag that reports anything that shows up on 4chan that I disagree with. However, I have to put my foot down. As an American, this is some fucked up shit. How dare you just "open" a Kinder egg. WTF OP? How many kids have to die because of your sadistic "fun". Please kill yourself you degenerate fuck tard. I hate all you, especially you, OP. I swear to god if I ever find you I'll show you the pain I feel right now.
I'm sure OP is just finding some lube. I recommend a nice margarine spread.
>>691644754
not a kinder egg so it's fine :^)
>>691640559
The FDA pretty much banned any non-food item being sealed in food
>>691639760
Amerifags be like 'excuse me wtf is this deadly weapon that's banned in the USA....?'
>>691644857
oh ok. rage gone.
>>691644330
Isn't this that mime chick who does those weird webcam shows?
My phone just smacked me in the face shit
>>691643999
OP always delivers. GG its been fun boys.
Comon just unzip and showe it up your poopie
If op doesn't deliver he is a faggot
If op does deliver he is a faggot due to stuffing a toy up his ass
he's probably asking his mom for help taking the photo tho
absolute mad man, he did it
>>691644998
u are such a fag dude..
i bet u made this thread so u could shuv it
>>691644998
hmmm idk OP. he could be resting nicely between the cheeks. i need a spread ass photo with thor sticking out.
>>691639760
>OP is a very dangerous american super villain
>>691645156
This
>>691645156
hahhahaha
fuck u man.. im out(not op)
Alright I'm done here later
>>691640125
Hmmmmm I love the smell of newfags in summer
>>691645300
Troll'd'd'd
>>691644998
OP didn't deliver, you said "in my ass" not "between my cheeks"
also post cock
>>691645300
for sparta!
>>691642775
Get a real fucking kinder egg next time, you massive faggot
Fucking get
Here ya go
777
>>691640125
Fucks goin on here
>>691645778
off by one
>>691644749
I DON'T CARE FOR NO FUCKING KINDER JOY
IT'S FUCKING SHIT
>>691644998
AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this thread is awesome
>>691644998
IT'S GOTTA GO ALL THE WAY IN
PICS FROM INSIDE YO ASS
>>691644998
>Thor son of Odin
>God of OP's faggot ass
>>691646172
make a kinder egg thread then :^)
>>691641239
>being this new
>>691641239
sumerfags man
>>691649333
twice man. do it again but all the way in now
