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>>691622445
You're a raging faggot and you were one off from trips.
>lol OP just got rekt
>>691622670
>implying trips even matter
I could get those in my sleep.
Only gets that matter are Quints.
>>691622445
Be awesome to have that sign on the front lawn when you have a 12 gauge under your pillow. Paint the walls with unarmed dindu guts
>>691623042
I don't want my house to get AIDS
>>691622866
TCB baby
Takin Care o' Bidness
>>691622866
>>691622866
That guy is fucking epic. Who is he? Have you got the source?
>>691622445
Fuck bitch got fucked up. I don't feel remotely bad for her. It's nice to be gun free I would love to be and live in a world where I didn't need weapons, but that's not the world we live in. Hope she learned not to be a retard and took the sign down at least.
>>691622866
White bro kicking shit skin ass
>>691623811
The sign and the clip of the woman getting beat have nothing to do with each other. It was just edited together to fool fuckbags like you.
>>691623397
I kek'd
>>691624110
OK mister liberal I guess gun free zones are 100% gun free. I can't even remember the last time a gun free Zone was shot up.
>>691623668
Stole it from another Ann. No idea
Sorry fam.
>>691624163
Damn son fucking bitches got their shit rekt here.
>>691624265
What does this have to do with idiots falling for that video?
>>691624450
Everything, even if they weren't related the point it makes still stands. You're going to advertise that you have no means to defend yourself expect to get rekt and wait for the cops to get there only to write up a report on it and do absolutely nothing about it.
>>691624363
It's fine
I get adrenaline rush everytime I watch streetfight in threads like this. I don't know why
>>691624163
Kek
>>691624892
filename should be culturalenrichment
Anyone have the gif of the dude getting thrown out of his car? File name was "Sir I'm here to pick up your daughter.gif"
>>691624892
I can't even pretend to call those things a human.
>>691624465
Half of these are these stupid fucks deserving getting their ass beat.
>>691625447
Damn, I had to see it twice I didn't even know what had happened.
>>691625447
what the fuck hit it?
>>691622866
Plank man owning those faggots like a boss
>>691625753
Nerve gas.
But no it was the tiny bird that shows up at the end of the clip.
>>691625742
>>691625753
Saw that hawk? It flew at fucking mock speed and sliced the ducks head off completely.
>>691622866
holy shit that ninja fly kick to break the plank with the 180 fist to the fucking jaw in the end, what a hero
>>691625687
Before you get a lot of hate I just wanna say you are correct. I've seen many full clips for those and they do deserve it.
>>691624892
Just like a nigger to fight this way.
>>691625901
I don't know how to feel about this. Disturbed I guess.
>>691625901
It's Mach, not mock you illiterate faggot.
>>691622445
white people cant fight for shit
>>691625447
fucking falcons are so baddass.
>>691625447
when you pause at the right moment, thats one fast fucker.
>>691626163
>implying I give a shit.
He was flying at the speed of sund. That's all that matters.
>>691625901
I am so glad it was not killed or something.. Humans getting rekt is fine we too fucking many..
>>691622866
lvl 60 in lvl 3 area
>>691625901
Cutest thing I've ever seen.
>>691626267
Birds of prey are all badass. Peregrine can dive over 200 mph to knock out prey in mid air.
>>691624327
>>691623042
I wouldnt be surprised if the nigger's family sues you for advertising your home as a gun free zone and baiting LeShawneetean into robbing your house
>>691626386
Is that a sheep? Lmao.
>>691626537
Do you even farm?
>>691626395
Obviously you don't give a shit about many things, like your education. You should learn this phrase because you'll be using it a lot: "would you like fries with that?"
>>691626537
It's clearly a horse.
>>691626395
You made my day anon
Scream "FOR ALLAH"
>>691626665
I grew up in Brooklyn. So close enough I guess.
>>691626499
>Yo hanour the sign sead no gun zone but they had a gun my son a gud boy he wuz Goin ta church! Just graduated first in my family to do it!
>>691626444
Wow, Sanic better go fast with those trips.
>>691626671
Jokes on you, wagecuck.
I make NEETbucks.
Enjoy spending the majority of your life working the sane shitty job just to pay off your student loans that you needed to gain that degree you will never put to use.
Personal favorite
>>691627107
>>691626671
Shut the fuck up faggots
Fucking cancer
>>691624892
nigger bitches hate all white woman, and it stems from jealousy. Even the ugliest white woman in the world is better looking than the prettiest sheboon, and it drives them crazy
>>691627140
lol filename should be beyblade
>>691627322
How is there not a massive explosion of blood?
>>691627490
Skin is pretty stretchy, as long as no bone fragments pierce it, he's probably still in one piece.
>>691622445
>>691626823
I love how the cameraman jumps too
>>691627490
It doesn't look like he was decapitated in any way. He was most likely crushed to death, and internally bled. I would imagine he eventually bled out of his mouth, nose, and ears though.
>>691627061
Gotta be on drugs.
>>691627600
Fucking hilarious
>>691627981
nope, just melanin
>>691628126
Lucky the pole was there to stop the car from sliding.
>>691622866
Forty Keks
>>691627322
I remember this poor bastard. He was all over the papers the next day.
>>691628126
Sure is Russian in here.
>>691628201
Bus 1
Car 0
>>691625742
>>691625753
>>691626267
>>691626347
dudes... you guys are so easy to fool, if he tore duck's head where the fuck is blood? don't you think it's a tiny bit suspicious?
>>691625687
Which makes the other half completey undeserving.
Fucking pigs.
And fucking Diddindoos making it look like police brutality is aceptable.
>>691628325
>He was all over the papers the next day.
damn, did he died there on the spot or he survived for a little longer?
>>691627012
fucking girls... cant aim worth SHIT!
>>691624635
perfect
>>691628432
What is dat
>>691628561
LOST haha hope they died
>>691622866
Damn dude, get some
>>691628325
Kek icwydt
>>691628766
careful with that edge, fag
>>691628126
>back to the future
>>691628561
He spead up TOPKEK
>>691628010
Fucking kek
>>691628561
i always fucking love seeing that moron get his kids killed. the best part ? the driver is completely innocent and doesn't get ANY jail time !
>>691625901
>>691628457
I think it broke the duck's neck, didn't cut it.
>>691629115
That nigga get decapitated or his helmet just fly off?
And what the fuck flew at em?
>>691624465
if you want a really good time i just watched this with faneto by sosa playing in the background, it complimented the violence nicely
>>691624892
original?
>>691628687
glass fragment. probably from a cup
>>691629121
LOL
risky reaction to try and get ahead of the guy. The fact that they both sped up and played chicken essentially is ridiculous.
>>691624372
You know unlike in the USA flag the stars don't represent the EU states.
>>691622866
hahahahahahhahaahahahaaahahaahhhhahahahha
but honestly this just looks like 4 really drunk people, 1 only slightly less drunk than the other 3
>source: look how slow they move and how unbalanced they all are
>>691622866
can't be that hard when your opponents move slower than geriatric zombies
Exactly >>691624265
Libtards are so fucking stupid.
Libtard logic: make LAWS against guns
Flawed Premise: Criminals obey laws.
Fact: Only LAW ABIDING citizens even bother to attempt to obey laws--i.e., the ones who are not the problems to begin with, and who might want to own a gun to defend themselves or their families from criminals.
Libtards come in two flavors:
1. Their Masters who have an agenda (no guns=no chance of revolution against our corrupt government; we stay in power; you have no options), and their dubious propaganda (more gun laws making guns illegal will fix it).
2. Libtard Sheep: hurr-durr "more gun laws making guns illegal will fix it".
I'd be embarrassed to push more gun laws given the plain and inescapable logic. Oh, and btw, time and time again data shows governments with the strictest gun laws have the highest murder rate by guns. See Brazil (strictest gun laws in the world); See Chicago (strictest gun laws in the U.S., highest murder rate by guns; 3.4 murders by guns per day despite their cooked numbers (more like 20/day)).
>>691629431
Sewer gas explosion?
>>691629243
>i always fucking love seeing that moron get his kids killed
Watch the edge kid, also, the driver was found guilty because he was driving 20km over the limit
this one is hard to watch...
>>691622866
Fuck the one in pink lol
>"I SURRENDER"
>picks up new weapon
>gets btfo again
>"I SURRENDER"
>>691623180
i did kek
>"you can't bring down this homo flag!"
>>691629121
actually the correct move. if he slows down then they are still dying at that point. the only thing he could do was try to swerve and speed up in order to avoid them.
>>691629540
man that's one tough little kid
>>691628561
Kek, that guy checking his car before he walks over
>>691628687
piece of glass in a human eyeball?
>>691627490
Real life is neither a movie nor a game; blood doesn't spurt out of you unless you cut an artery open.
>>691629540
yeah, he got a ticket or whatever you get for driving 20 over the speed limit, but the real killer here is the retard dad. got just what was coming to him
>>691629583
What did he do? I'm lost
>>691627061
i'm pretty sure that's a new dance they made up
>>691628436
Did he died?
>>691628010
>>691629748
god, i fucking hate soccer fans..fucking retards
>>691626386
This always makes me kek. Dumb bitch.
>>691625447
Falcon PAWNCH
NRA propaganda thread
wouldn't let me post without a proxy, kept crashing my browser
eat it up, fascists
>>691624892
niggers are the "gun" problem
this is how they act all the time
doesn't matter that whitey is minding her own business
doesn't matter that whitey is not even looking at her
doesn't matter that whitey is sitting down
doesn't matter that whitey has a child in her arms
doesn't matter that she cowardly blindsides whitey with sucker punch yank
doesn't matter
niggers don't obey laws
niggers are dumb animals
expect no more from an animal
make them president
make a political party that coddles them, encourages their (over)breeding and not taking care of their own kids
make a political party that buses them to the election voting sites in droves and they line up and all vote the same and get free sammy on the bus ride home while reverend fuckwhitey gets an "anonymous" dollar "donation" for every warm body with a voting license
democratic politics
niggers
same ting
>>691625901
>Sexually pleasuring animals
eww
pet owner are always rubbing their pets nipples
>>691630045
Low key pepper spray to the eyes
>>691630087
>>691626842
Did he get disqualified? Or get his ass beat?
>>691630213
Propaganda, all lies, nothing scientific whatsoever.
>>691628457
who the fuck said it tore its head off? you???
who the fuck are you??
some random tardbucket???
Are you starting to see my point?
>>691629346
>>691629583
>>691630291
Fuck... Couldn't even see that.
Cops are badass.
>>691627061
Typical niggers
>>691630331
no idea
>>691630331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o2ooYnLyM8
>>691630427
she got what was coming to her. should've know her place, as a woman.
>>691628695
Everyone's reaction time makes me think there was some gigantic sound right before shit hit the fan
>>691630341
>Calls himself dog whisperer
>Sticks his hand in the face of a clearly agitated dog
>Gets mad that it bites him
>>691630564
yeah but he still tamed that dog
>>691628835
women drivers...
>>691629585
Btfo?
>>691627061
>So long gay bowser
>>691630454
what is that thing hanging off his ass?
>>691622866
He's a fucking champion
>>691627114
Hey, you in my parking space
>>691630564
that little fat beaner is a fraud anyway
he puts sedatives in the dogs food to make them obedient
>>691629346
T O P K E K
fuck
>>691627114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svFwsJsHHGs
>>691625447
That's some anime shit right there.
>>691629530
Nerve gas
:(
>>691628457
You don't know anything about animals or anything about social interaction. Please just go home.
>>691628224
Fuckin soccer. I bet he's faking it
>>691629748
I thought videos of rape were illegal?
I completely forgot this thread isn't a YLYL
>>691627817
He doesnt jump, the shock from the boat hitting the glacier moves the boat.
>>691630535
This is a rekt thread not a cringe thread
>>691629243
Why innocent? The asshole overtook another vehicle, and was doing 74kmh at the moment of impact, in a 40kmh zone. He should be fucking shot.
>>691627697
I just love how the kitty pulls back before going for the chomp.
>>691628457
also birds don't have a lot of blood in their head, sometimes during hunting you have to twist or spin or pretty much pull game fowl heads off, and there's not that much blood. Source: hunter
>>691630108
LOL. Dat smear.
>>691624892
Normal people have fucking boundaries. They don't swing on people when their target is minding their own business, holding a small child.
Niggers don't have those boundaries. They just go off like wild apes whenever slightly provoked.
>>691627012
I snuck into a frat house wasted one time and did this to all their bathrooms. It was pretty epic.
>>691629748
goddamn dude
ouch
definitely fuckin rekt
>>691630222
Trips checked.
Chink wrecked.
>>691629583
disgusting
>>691630341
fuck dogs
>>691624923
You ever been in a fight?
>>691631048
have you seen it with audio or something or is this just your analysis?
700M GET!!!!!!
>>691630536
>>>691628695
>Everyone's reaction time makes me think there was some gigantic sound right before shit hit the fan
The blades hit a guy wire
>>691628695
Watch closely, and you can see the moron jumping up and whipping the wire into the blades.
>>691630222
Chink'd
>>691624163
>>691630222
>watched a video
>began with "Don't try this at home"
>No Chinese subtitles
>End of story
>>691630392
clearly one is working on the engine, and the other is changing the tire
>>691624163
>>691624372
>>691629504
The Council of Europe gives the flag a symbolic description in the following terms; Against the blue sky of the Western world, the stars represent the peoples of Europe in a circle, a symbol of unity. Their number shall be invariably set at twelve, the symbol of completeness and perfection.
>>691629707
he died later of eternal bleeding
>>691629540
That kid though, just walkin that shit off.
>>691629530
Guy was carrying out welding repairs on a petrol station fuel reservoir in Brazil that hadn't been properly ventilated beforehand (obviously).
>inb4 yes, he died.
>>691627366
Statistically Black Women are the least desired demographic in the world, no even black guys want them. Its not that they all want white women its that they dont want black women.
Latino Women i believe are ranked first
>>691624923
Ditto
>>691630535
This.
>>691628436
i love shit like this. then they get up and blame the patriarchy because they didn't know they were too weak and too fat to support their own body for more than half a second. i LOVE that expression of "but why didnt it work for me?"
>>691630341
This is why I have 3 cats. Because there's never any question of who's in charge. Only between the cats does that struggle exist.
And if a cat ever gets out of bounds, you can mostly resolve the situation just by screaming loud enough lol they just run away
>>691630779
bot fly
>>691623180
Kek! Faggot space program.
>>691628695
Best part is the guy in the yellow vest pushing the other 2 guys in orange out of the way and all 3 of them falling
>>691631576
>12
>not 10
>the number you wont stop giving us shit for not having our measurement system based on
So what's their reasoning for 12 being complete and perfect?
>>691631569
toppest kek in the whole thread
>>691631313
Yes, someone linked the video on another thread and you hear the collision and the cameraman saying "didn't mean to wake you."
>>691627600
What's the story behidn this? Why the fuck did he stop right in the path of the race?
>>691630353
Also clearly blowing the NRA.
>>691629115
Looks like he got tired
>>691632046
holy fuck...
>>691629583
did she dab?
>>691632046
>>691626444
China?
>>691623811
She didn't have that sign, someone else did. I remember reading somewhere after she got out of the hospital, she got a gun and her CCL because there was a chance the dude was gonna walk because of a plea deal for narcing on a bigger crime.
>>691632067
Okay, carlos.
>>691631806
you must be a single neckbeard too
>>691627012
Pure evil
>>691630433
Actually the balloon dildo just hit her in the eye
>>691622866
Serious ass whooping right there
>>691627061
Lmao, reminds me of mario v bowser boss fight.
>>691632117
The best part is that a cop pulls up almost immediately
>>691622445
and how was she suppose to get a gun while being punched in the face anyway? unless people sit at home with a gun in their hands?
>>691623811
>implying that if she had a weapon somewhere in the house, she would be able to defend herself
>>691624892
Niggers being niggers
>>691630171
Let me guess.
He tried to take a crap on the rails.
This could've been avoided if he had just pood in the loo.
>>691630918
>nearly kills his mate (the guy who has to undertake) for a koala
>>691627012
Wuht wrong with his piss pump?
>>691632181
No somebody made it as a joke and replaced the real amiibo. Look at the big tear in the back of the cardboard
>>691632216
Neckbeard if I don't shave, yes.
Single? Not anymore. Got a down ass broad like 4 months ago. Loyal, too. Doesn't mind my 3 cats-1 man cringe situation or the fact that I play Pokemon still.
Of course, I would be a complete loser if I didn't have a good job and a lot of money.
>>691632462
>implying hitting the koala at 100mph wouldn't have sent him flying and killed him for sure
>>691630679
he didn't tame that fucking dog, he took it to his workshop and after a few months he basically said "I don't think this dog is ready to be around children because I couldn't tame him at all"
>>691631079
I guess they were not having such a goodyear
>>691631569
No, you moron. One got run over by the truck and her friend headbutted it in revenge.
>>691632453
nuh uh whaaaaaaa
what the fuck happened?
>>691630779
>>691630779
>Ass
lol
>>691632600
Reality check.
>>691627901
Now THAT'S fucking dedication
10/10
>>691629529
You just keep praying your gay away and everything will be fine.
>>691627114
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o2ooYnLyM8
you see how the car in the car park starts driving round as if he's trying to get a better look
would obviously be what you'd do
>>691630866
thx anon
>>691632425
>He tried to take a crap on the rails.
Nah, he just tried to commit suicide by train, but was too much of a faggot and tried to escape at the last second only to be mutilated
>>691631880
>the number you wont stop giving us shit for not having our measurement system based on
So what's their reasoning for 12 being complete and perfect?
I'm English, we actually use feet & inches & stone to measure ourselves, 12 is perfect because clock, and since the English invented time (railways) we gave "12 = perfect" to the EU.
then we left the sinking ship.
>>691627140
>>691627384
my sides
>>691629707
Little kids are surprisingly more resilient than we realize. They're bodies aren't fully formed yet so they're more malleable, for lack of a better word.
>>691632821
appreciate the kek but i couldn't be anymore upset about the LGBTQWERTY shit going on in America right now.
Gone so far as to write every my state rep about getting a Religious Freedom Restoration Act up and running in Pennsylvania.
I don't like fags.
I bang women.
>>691622445
Insinuating that every gun-free house gets ransacked by a nigger.
>>691631953
looks like a camera bike without the camera man on back, maybe he fell off?
