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Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>This thread
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Claiming lover of best fruit.
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Tristana claimed
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>>691608914
On the topic of fruit:

Anyone from aus eat lily pillies? I scared so many people when I used to walk up to a tree at my old primary school and eat the poisonous looking berries.

Nostalgic as fuck.
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QOTT
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I'm not a furry.
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>>691608773
So which one of you thought the Minami was real?

>>691609047
We haven't met. I'm Karen. I just like to shitpost as girls I like the design of.
Karen's the only one for me though.
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I never understood why you all pick such normal waifus...not trying to insult mind you

oh well...pic related
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>>691608747 (Cutest Weeb)
I got my eye on you
True, sometimes you just gotta be for a while
>12 portals and you couldnt hook me up with a fry portal
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>>691609126
I think he's the GP in charge of saiyan prostate examinations.
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>>691609209
You wanna re-evaluate that statistic?
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Mei claim
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>>691609047
You just walked up to that tree and just ate 'em? I'd be laughing
>Tristana
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>>691609047
Another Ausfag? Nice.

I never really ate from plants and shit I found around, I was too much of a little shit to actually try it.
I've eaten some flowers that tasted sour as fuck though, I don't know the name of them though.
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Most talented waifu alert!
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>>691609144
You're not. You're a cute Neko like everyone else wants to be.
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>>691609263
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>>691609126
The prince should never have peasant, dirty hands, hence the gloves. Loophole found
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Akiko claimed

>>691608914
>heresy edition

>>691608549
>weeaboo fag
wew, I didn't think anyone would bother to translate that
Consider me impressed and corrected

>>691608648
>filthy heretic I both love and hate
Shieeet
>I love you akibro lmfao
Marry me, then kill me
>>691608736
The heresy is complete

>>691608747
>Makoto
Well I don't know how supply and import works where you're at but here in Belgium you can only buy them frum june to end september
Sure you can still find some overpriced imported berries in specialized stores but they're usually not worth it
>samefag
o shit fam you caught me
I also like that you went from the bottom up

>>691609209
It's not a free choice man

>>691609300
Actual top tier claim
Mei is bae
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>>691609144
Hey Chen
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>>691609421
You're very close to the answer.
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>>691609336
>>691609047
They're multiplying
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Best type moon claimed.
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>>691609144
Was joking, if you were talking about my last post.
Chen is pretty adorable in that pic.
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>>691609192
Hi I'm new to anime so if I post heresy please burn me at the stake a little less than is customary.
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>>691608747
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>>691609536
Welcome, newfriend!
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claiming theresa testarossa
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>>691609378
This cute Neko <3 Homu.

>>691609465
Hey.

>>691609507
I know, it's not a problem.
Everyone jokes about Chen like that.
It like a meme.
A bad meme.

>Chen is pretty adorable in that pic.
She is.
She always is.
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>>691609536
Forgot your picture there, friendo.
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>>691609209
Energetic, cute as fuck, likes sports, wants to wear cute things, amazing voice, I see no reason I shouldn't love my waifu.

>>691609230
>Not even cute
When I crack, don't be surprised!
>Check the carbs

>>691609462
Well, it does help we have large fields of strawberries that can grow year round in between here and LA...
>You can't fool me Akikikikokoko, I can tell it's you!

>>691609612
Oh, so you're that Vigil person I've seen mentioned around?
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>>691609126
>>691609406
>>691609479
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>>691609462
Mei is love, Mei is life
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Trips King Reporting in. Shino Claimed.

Wasup Everyone? I went to bed like early. Its crazy i got like 8 hours of sleep.
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>>691609126
He keeps his hands soft for his wife, like the guy in from Of Mice and Men
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>>691609336
>>691609318
This is what they look like for reference

>>691609763
I have only 4 pics of taiga which I really feel bad about, I'm a terrible person.
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I'm gonna go shower yo. Seeya guys later.

>>691609834
>>691609612
Vigil is a spooky ghost be careful

>>691610059
Aha, welcome back trips king.Glad you got your sleep.
I gotta split right now though. I'll seeya later.

>>691610092
Oh I thought you were someone talking shit to me
Get some more pictures of Zerochan, Safebooru or just Google for now.
Also you can use screen captures from the show itself.
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>>691609834
>Implying saying that is gonna make me stop
If you do ill talk it out with you, i like to real talk anyway. I got you
Well im skinny as is so i need to gain some weight
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>>691610092
>I have only 4 pics of taiga which I really feel bad about
You should, there's some really good art of her out there. Try looking on these websites:
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=aisaka_taiga
https://yande.re/post?tags=aisaka_taiga
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>>691610092
Yeah, those were the ones I was thinking of.
I've seen them, but I've never eaten one.
One of my mates in Primary school ate a piece of saltbush because he thought it would taste salty
>many keks were had.

Where about in Aus are you?
Personally, in upper half of Victoria.
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>>691610243
How's your diet? I have the same problem as well. Eat five times a day, override that metabolism
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>>691610059
Hey there Shino.

>>691610092
>4 pics
Haram, go get more, phone or not!

>>691610234
I dunno, seems pretty nice!

>>691610243
>I could hope!
Haha, let's hope it's not as bad as the last time i snapped.
>I meant the Carbs in your car, unless it's got EFI, in which case I hope you like mashed potatoes
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>>691610243
Skinny? Hah.
Try me friend, what's your approximate weight?
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>>691609834
Yeah, Belgium's total population is around 10 million. We don't have that much space for fields and most are used for potatoes and beet

>>691610025
She really is
People who complain about her should just git gud. I have no problem playing against her
Also her ass is better than widow's

>>691610059
>Trips King Reporting in
I don't see Dio anywhere
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>>691609689
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>>691610342
SE QLD.
I bet you've never eaten a kumquat. Our faces when we got told they didn't know if they were actually edible would've been pricless.
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>>691610234
Frickin Dick. Have fun in your lame shower

>>691610389
Good morning. How are you doing??

>>691610389
Dude i got trips 3 times in a row the other day in the same thread. I am the destroyer of worlds
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>>691610691
I wuv you too <3.
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>>691610795
>trips 3 times in a row the other day in the same thread
Were they also right next to one another?
>pic related
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>>691610379
Terrible, i only eat once a day

>>691610389
>just take my compliment already
We have all had some low points, it happens to everyone at some point, ill still hit you up
Ohhhh, well if its like that maybe ill try another snack instead. Maybe chips?
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>>691610700
>/b/tard lives on the same side of the country as me
>brb moving
Kidding.
I've heard of them I think.
They're like little baby oranges, if I'm not wrong, weird ass name.

But nah, I haven't tried one, I'm guessing they're sour? Cause they're citrus.
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>>691610958
Thats one trips. I dont get your point/
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>>691609689
Nevermind. I was going to tease you with "furry lover" question, but oatmeal is too good right now. How's your day?

>>691611009
Aww Mugen, you have to eat more is all. Instill that habit Mein fräulein. 'Sides that, how goes it?
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>>691610501
>Potatoes
Acceptable.
>Beets
Can't say I've had one.

>>691610691
I should ask my friend if he's translated anymore of these...

>>691610795
Not too bad, getting ready to head home. I didn't realize my shift was practically over!

>>691611009
>No!
My last low point ended in me going silent on my girlfriend and anyone else that tried contacting me for about 3 hours straight.
Hmmm, in the muffler.
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Moshi, mosh.

red eyes kill me desu
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Seriously. The moment we decode the way the brain works, the first application of the technology besides military use will be for sexual purposes. You'll be able to get up in the morning, plug in, have sex with your anime wife who will remain permanently faithful to you and always love you forever, then you will go to work, and you'll come home to your ever-beautiful anime wife. By this time we should have housekeeping robots which are able to cook with specific directions augmented by your personal tastes in spices (it's all formulas, once you decide on a "menu" then it can look in its internet database and come up with a recipe that closely matches what you're looking for, then store it internally), then after a hearty meal you can go into your bedroom and make love with your anime wife, and perhaps spend some time cuddling with her on the couch while watching even more anime.

Then you will retire for the night, hooking yourself up to the machine which can record your dreams so you can replay them to yourself whenever you get bored.

Pic very related
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>>691611158
They were a dare fruit, kinda, but kinda not because I liked them. Very sour, like a lime without the bitterness.

The regular ones are orange but we had pic related.
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>>691611205
Is doing pretty well, I am watching some Darkest Dungeon gameplay and it seems pretty intresting, I don't know if I should buy it.
How about yours?
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>>691611321
Those are always the best shifts. I worked overnight as a chef for a couple years. I would drink two monsters do some work and look at the clock and be like THE FUCK im done in a hour. love it
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>>691611186
My question was, were the gets right next to each other?
Come on man that's worth something

>>691611321
Humans don't really eat beetroot that commonly but both the sugarbeet and red beet are really good

>>691611386
Oy shit it's Mercy
How are things best angle?

>>691611401
If it's a perfect mimic of the chemical processes we experience, then it's as real as real love
Here's hoping
The dream lives on
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>>691611401
Funny, usually Konata posts those kinds of things for her entrance, not to say it's copyrighted or any bs no one cares about.
How are you?
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>>691611321
>I should ask my friend if he's translated anymore of these...
Interesting. What language does he translate them from?
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>>691611603
Shitposting before work. Boss made all of us work more hours.

I was thinking about doing a steam game giveaway for waifu.
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>>691611603
>How are things best angle?
>angle
please tell me that was a joke

>inb4 pretending to be retarded
>le backpeddle
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>>691611205
I try, but it just doesnt work out well. Also i love to snack more than eat meals

>>691611321
>please?
Well all things considered 3 hours is better than say 3 days or something ya know?
Gross, can i get any good things from my portal?
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>>691611664
I wanted to say this for a while now, but I'm going to be off this indefinitely. I lied to Renge by impersonating another person, the whole hikage character, in order to get more of an acceptance around here. I lied to her, I lied to you all. While pretending to be another waifu is completely another routine thing here, I couldn't bear it, call me soft, but lying is a concept I fondly despise and it goes deep into my childhood. I don't mind others doing it and I understand that sometimes it's necessary and very much a means to save moments of trouble, but this wasn't. I lied, I lied to you all, and I'm terribly sorry. Nothing will change my guilt over something so trivial and believe me, I want to just troll it out and say "Ha, you just got bamboozled, Renge" but I can't. Out of all my years of living, I felt something I haven't felt in years. I felt acceptance. I felt an acceptance, or at least I'd like to view it as such, in this hellhole of a community. When I mimicked another person, again something so miniscule, I defiled that feeling I cherished. Call me frail, call me dramatic, whatever it is you want to call me, but just forget about me. I felt like I did something very wrong and lied to my family. I'm not asking for forgiveness since I can't forgive myself for this seemingly inconsequential action. I'm not going to kill myself and I'm composed. I just haven't felt a bond this well and to later defile it over something so petty that I can't just simply continue to lie or slide under the table. There definitely is something wrong with me, but I'll have to figure that one out by myself.
What I came here to say, I thank you all for letting me in on your group. Thank you for giving this person a wonderful time. I wish you all the best and forget this brittle person exists. It's been a blast everyone, this is some person aka blue borderline midget, signing off
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>>691611603
You said Pic related and it was a picture of 3 posts right next to each other with one get.

But no they wernt but they were back to back posts.
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>>691611446
The climb to Plat in a few hours
You saw the game play footage for Resident Evil VII?
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>>691611772
>one get
>2 dubs
>1 trips
>how count
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>>691611732
>He doesn't know
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>>691608914
Rachera and a place in hell claimed
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>>691611401
Eventually we will have self sustaining machines that can maintain eachother and themselves, to the point where everything will be automated and never have to need any human intervention. At this point, jobs become simply creative industries types things solely, and human lives are now 16 hours of leasure, 7 days a week.

Lol jk global warming we killed the planet. Woops, killed that vibe.
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>>691611880
ive been bamboozled
time to noose
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>>691611814
No, I didn't.
I don't enjoy lol anymore, ranks at least.

>>691611767
Look, we are both male.
I don't get all this "<3" stuff
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>>691611998
It can't be helped when you pick worst oreimo.
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>>691612061
Lot of anime posters are homosexual at most and bisexual at least. Look at all the dick pic sharing, etc,rp, etc.
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>>691611878
Apparently not very well. I dont see dubs they are below me. Plus i was ive been awake for 10 mins. kek
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>>691611757
I feel your pain. Everytime I return from exercises, I like to dabble in on chips and soda. It's like letting go of masturbation, it's tough
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Remember the days
https://youtu.be/LOriWqMX_Tg

>>691611720
>Boss made all of us work more hours
Can they just do that? Fuck man that sucks, best of luck tonight.
>steam game giveaway for waifu.
What a generous gesture
As a gamer who is too poor to buy games 90% of the time, consider me interested

>>691611732
>>691611880
>>691611998
It was a joke
You've been trikt son

>>691611772
Seriously nigga?

>>691611914
>implying we can't be lazy shits in space at that point
We'll see how it goes
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>>691611880
Anyone have that /b/tard argument about obtuse and acute angles pertaining to calling someone fat? 10/10.
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>>691612100
o

>>691612169
its from my pasta
dont wori

>>691612198
fuck
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>>691612061
Your mind is foggy and stupid?
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>>691612198
We are shortstaffed and one of the workers fucked up her arm, so we all got the dick. I don't mind more money in my pocket, but i'm a lazy fuck so I am a little sad boy.

Yea nobody was interested in the giveaway so I just let it down. Guess i got your support.
>>691612256
No pasta, there is a lot of homo shit that goes down here, can't deny it.
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>>691612385
No, really.
It's from my pasta.
Even though it is true what you said.

>>691612061
>Look, we are both male.
I don't get all this "<3" stuff

>>691612353
>Your mind is foggy and stupid?
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>>691612385
>here is a lot of homo shit that goes down here, can't deny it.

Real talk.
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>>691612169
>>691612385
>>691612519
>>691612353

Look how serious is this stuff.
I dont understand how into this everyone gets, but seeing people pass around '<3' and stuff like that, I get really fucked up and confused.
>We are both male
>From what i can gather Homura is also straight
Like, I don't know what the fuck to think, yeah maybe if Galko was female but my mind is so foggy and stupid.

I like each and everyone of you guys, sure, some more than others but that's a given with everything.
I'm lonely as fuck in real life, I've probably said this before, but it's true, and I am sure many others are like it. Yeah, I have like 2 close friends, but I can't talk about anything serious with them, and they don't know I am a weeb.
But you guys, I can talk about anything, it really feels like I can fit in somewhere and belong.

Anyway, what I am trying to say is, that my mind is mixing up this 'roleplay' stuff, with actual emotions. I don't know how to feel about all these 'I really like you/love you/missed you' stuff.

There, I think thats what i wanted to say.
I don't know anymore.
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>>691612385
Yo, see

>>691612579
You missed replacing Galko dude
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I have a steam account that i dont even use anymore. Im trying to figure out a way to give it away and take my email and all that shit off of it. Payday 2 Day Z Half lIfe 2
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>>691612230
Oi I found it sorry for imgur link

https://m.imgur.com/a/m29Od

Angles and demons, friends
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>>691612385
Yeah, you take the dick now but you'll be happier when you get that fat moneyflap or whatever you get paid with

>>691612579
Welp, here we go again
>unzips copypasta folder

>>691612662
>missed replacing Galko
kek'd
You read the whole thing?
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>>691612061
I was going to a-ask if, if you wanted to play
It's pretty spoopy, although I think they plastered the title for attention. The footage has nothing to do with zobies

>>691612100
>
One of my favorite emotes in that game.

>>691612553
Authentic conversation
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>>691612579
You forgot to change the second Galko but then again it's the intention that counts. <3
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>>691609834
Ah yes, that would be I.

Please accept my apologies. I'd love to share a good chat later on, but now is not a good time.
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>>691612727
shino btw.
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I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you.
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>>691612759
I made it.
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>>691612553
Do you participate in this ritual?
>>691612579
>>691612662
No one is a girl here, no matter how they try to lie.
It's buncha dudes, as long as we accept it we are all good.
>>691612759
I get paid in handjobs and headpats. I'm not a very smart man
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>>691612814
Ok. Has it worked?
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>>691612903
You don't think we know that already?
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>>691612903
No? I Like people here but im never like OMG POST YOUR DICK. I think its funny tho.
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>>691612803
I would have love to play a game with you, but I got banned on my Plat account. That's the reason I'm looking for other games to play.

>No one is a girl here, no matter how they try to lie.
I'm actually a girl IRL.

>>691612804
<3.

>>691612759
>>691612662
The pasta folder.
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>>691613046
Don't tell anyone, but I think some people here think they are actual female.
>>691613058
Define "funny" in your context.
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>>691613058
Do you has dicpic for firepooch? I'm not interested btw
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>>691613214

>No one is a girl here, no matter how they try to lie.
I'm actually a girl IRL.


Meant to quote >>691612903

>>691612939
Obviously.
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>>691613279
Nice prank.
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>>691613279
It did? I don't see any result, care pointing some out?
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>>691612180
I couldnt give up on any of those if i wanted to
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>>691612891
I know
You trikt me once

>>691612903
I never got the whole rp thing, and never participated in it. Sure you can get friendly and I try to be but whenever I see this going on I just can't get the image of 2 sweaty dudes behind their screen out of my head
>headpats
Yo that sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me
I'd probably take it

>>691613279
>I'm actually a girl IRL.
No one is interested in you, ya 3D filth
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>>691613229
And who might they be?
>I'm curious on what you think.
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>>691613214
Good luck convincing group without tit pics. Even with skype, most assume a prepubescent boy
What other games you got? Better yet, steam id

>>691613492
I don't blame you. Drink some water from time to time. Cold water too, it takes energy to drink it, more than regular water, but it's miniscule
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>>691613593
It turns more into ERP, just a way for people to jack off. They use immersion to make it seem like two characters fucking and disregarding the two sweaty dudes.
>>691613600
You should be smart enough to pick them out.
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>>691613229
I think its funny when everyone gets rilled up for someone to post their dick. Thats about it. I don't find dicks attractive. I like women. Shit doesn't bother me tho.
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>>691613593
>Most hated waifu
>No one is interested in you, ya 3D filth

Oh, my heart. How it stings.
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>>691613799
I'm asking for what you think.
Hence
>>691613600
>>I'm curious on what you think.
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>>691613831
I think it hits an egotistical level. Like a trading card game. People start comparing dicks like back in highschool. I say let them live out their homoerotic fantasies.
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I claim Pharaoh the russian rapper as my husbando.
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>>691614000
ME!? NAMEDROPPING?
ok everyone.
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>>691614058
If it isn't getting use, it doesn't matter if it's over 7" tbh.
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I like Mercy, he has sass like me

>>691613799
Being an artfag and all I really should have the imagination to do that, but the alternative is just way too funny to not think about it

>>691613850
>Taking any insult I throw out seriously
Come on Chen, you're better than this

>>691614278
Still not dead I see
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>>691613831
It's like a normal reaction
"yep that's their penis. Jog on"
Those that overreact are closet doors, outside of said closet, homophobes, and much else
>Tristana
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Question. Who has Pets? What are they?

I have three Doggos.

2 Corgis
1 choclate lab
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>>691614317
True. Mines about 2.5 in and it gets use.
>>691614397
I guess it has to do with getting really fucking horny and just wanting to fap to something. A lot of people thing jacking off with someone else (over the internet via text) is really hot
>>691614458
1 doggo
Shitzu
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Im gonna switch again
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>>691614397
>Taking anything say seriously
Come on Akiko, that's exactly what I expected.
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>>691614458
I habe black kitty cat
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>>691613750
I usually drink water and tea so its not too bad. The other two i cant give up though
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>>691614458
I have two two turtles
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>>691614458
I have an asshole cat. It reminds me of Chen.
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>>691614573
>taking anything seriously then pretend not to be serious
Chen please
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>>691614458
2 doggo lad here:
Taco terrier and Jack Russell
And 2 budgies because straya'.
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>>691614660
Does that mean you have four?
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Yo
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>>691614668
Head pats.

>>691614840
Whops.
Just two.


>>691614674
Get Plat faster
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>>691614561
switch to deez nuts hahah

By everyone see you later

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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>>691614660
Thats pretty cool. Do they Eat lettuce? are they big. One time i found like 10 baby turtles when i was diggin a ditch. I found them all homes they were super tiny. So cute. I actually had to smuggle them into the instittution i was stuck in. Hid them under my bed in a tupperware container with a rock and water.
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>>691611544
That's most nights if /waifu/ keeps me distracted or I get on a good anime binge.

>>691611603
Maybe I'll give them a try sometime then. In a stew, maybe.

>>691611680
Japanese or Korean.

>>691611757
>I am not cute. Deal with it!
I was suicidal and talking about crushing myself in a baler that I readily had access to. 3 hours probably felt like 3 days.
.....strawberries.

>Guys, I almost did something retarded. And I would've gotten a really kick ass pic out of it if my screen brightness was turned up.
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>>691614626
Do you play gears of war?
>Tristana
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Miho claimed

What is sleep?
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>>691614458
I have a doge. It's a German Shepard/Border collie mix.

I also have a dickwad cat that I never see anymore
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>>691614899
>Giving me motivation to fulfill my goals rather than retaliate
Thanks Chen. Will do!
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>>691614458
4 and 3 quarters cat and a pupper
Used to have 2 rabbits but both are kill now

>>691614556
I don't get it, but then again some people get off by licking eyeballs
Something for everyone I guess

>>691614561
unexpected/10

>>691614573
I knew you wouldn't disappoint

>>691614986
>dat blush
When I was younger I used to grab a knife and go into the fields. Me and little sis just pulled the sugarbeets from the soil, cut pieces off and ate them raw in the field. It tastes strangely sweet and with lots of fibers. They're used to make refined sugarcubes and animal fodder. Red beetroot is used for human consumption, mainly in salads

>>691615159
Miho a cute
>What is sleep?
for the weak
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>>691614969
Yes, they do eat almost everything.
And I know, I bought them 7 years ago and they were really really tiny
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Dancing in the acid rain
That's falling on the streets of shame
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I'll be off.
Laters.
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>>691615372
I said I was going to bed at 430am then I started playing rust it's 1030am now....
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>>691614668
What makes your cat an asshole?

>>691614913
Gonna leave with that napalm burn you left on her? Macho man randy
Take it easy
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>>691615372
>Akiko confirmed for farmer
Eh, don't like salads so that explains that.

>>691615281
>Forgot name
I'm smart. That's my doge.
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>>691614986
>I dont gotta deal with nothing, not my fault you cant handle the truth
People do strange things when they are scared. Dont beat yourself up over it. Grapes
What did you almost do?

>>691615147
Na, i hated gears of war. Always felt so clunky and awkward to play
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>>691615554
Might aswell continue

also >>691615555
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>>691615281
Hes old puppers!
>>691615372
4/3 quarters cat.

Ima post my doggos.

This one is bailey. Hes a Tri Colored Corgi. He is srsly the shit.

>shino
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>>691615770
Cute.
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>>691615770
>>691615770
Is cute puppy
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>>691615770
Hug/10
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>>691615733
No
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>>691615690
>You speak lies, not cute, never was or will be.
Regardless, it wasn't a good time back then.
Cantaloupe.
Took a selfie on the freeway.

>>691615770
Corgi!
>My doge is 13 years now!
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>>691615851
IKR!!

Next is jake hes a fuckin dickhole but cool. He watches tv and shit Barks at fucking cartoon dogs. I feel like hes smart to recognize a fuckin cartoon dog as another doggo threat. My other doggo morgan is in this pic shes like 4 months old choclate lab. shes like a puppy.

and yes jake is named after jake from adventure time.
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>>691615690
I read that. I was going to say one of their characters and include it with the "do it for ----" but eh. You exercise?
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>>691616070
>I speak only the truth, i call it how i see it, and i see a cute
Understandable. Pear
Why on the freeway?

>>691616288
Not at all, i should but i dont have any motivation to. IF anything i would only go for runs
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>>691615554
I can see myself in your actions

>>691615657
In Belgium you either work in the cities or you're a farmer. I've lived among them my entire childhood because the city was too expensive for us. They're a dying race though

>>691615770
>4/3 quarters cat.
Yeah, poor thing lost her leg after I had to pull her from a bear trap
She's a bit grumpy but still a sweetheart
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Comfy.
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>>691616462
>You need glasses then.
Peach. That's final offer.
It's drop dead empty in Sunday mornings. And a selfie at that speed would look awesome.

>>691616507
Akiko, become that last farmer. Charge insane shekkles for the organic vegan memelords.
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>>691616810
Yup.
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>>691616876
Akiko: Last Hope og His Line
I'll be honest, I teared up a bit

>>691616462
DO EHT. Don't forget to stretch pre and post run
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>>691617121
I mean, there will ALWAYS be a market for organic foods. And the last farmers who put up with the decline, will be making insane money once they haves near monopoly.
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>>691617378
That is truuu
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>>691617771
>>691617771
>>691617771
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