Poorly describe a game ITT and others try and guess it.
I'll start
>be dad
>lose kid
>be sad
>drugs
>dancing
>soup
>>691596105
heavy rain?
>>691596235
Nope
>>691596105
I'm gonna try this one again, because nobody guessed it before
>Be me
>working some shitty mining operation out in the cold
wishiwasbackonmars.wav
>find a weird box in the snow
>die within the first 30 minutes of the game
Posting the one's I made for last thread I didn't get to post
>>691596105
All that comes to mind is david cameron's wife has a miscarrige and he can't take all the shit happening to him
>Vampires turn me into a vampire
>get saved
>become slave
>kill vampires
>pussy everywhere
>little sister is fucking awkward
>go to cafe
>more pussy
>decide to kill all the vampires
>cosplay
>fuck shit up
>kill head vamp by making him look like the cover of a yaoi doujin
>get bitches
>fuck I love being a squinty eyed vampire slave
>be me
>life sucks dick
>die
>become a badass
>free the slaves
>fuck up the industry
>kill industrial overlords army
>kill industrial overlord
>fuck bitches
>drink beer
>>691596105
max pain
>>691596554
legacy of Kain?
>>691596645
nope
>>691596105
>first teammate is a kitty
>take kitty into dungeon
>*youve obtained a windmill*
>>691596730
Rabi Ribi?
>>691596554
Vampire: The Masquerade
>>691596730
Dark cloud
Gethard
>>691596529
borderlands
How about
>be kid
>lose dad
>fall into basement
>kill mom
>>691596863
nope
>>691596971
isaac
>>691596971
binding of isaac
>>691596954
nop
good guess
>russian
>teen
>underground living
>ammo is money
>>691597118
metro
>be me
>get sick
>can't remember how the fuck this happened
>let's look for clues gang
>people keep dying because of the disease
>find possible clue
>shit the clue died
>better keep looking
>I'm getting a HUGE CLUE
>it was me all along
>become messiah of my people
>>691597118
metro
>>691597196
That was easy.
> be me
> insult people
> insult black bitch
> free prisoner
> fiddle with bird
> kill bad guy
>be a cop basically
>fucking furries under attack, but its my job to help. Miss my coffee break due to this.
>Wait for back up like an asshole while my team is in trouble
>literally endanger the world because I was afraid of fire
>my dog isn't though
>turns out fucking furries behind it all to begin with
>literally save the world by sacrificing someone else
>welcomed home as a hero
travel with a bug artist and trace constellations
>feels
>have amnesia
>get taken advantage of by hot redhead
Here's and easy one
>be me
>bitch sleeps with me
>OHSHITNOTGOOD.girlfriend
>bitch is literally perfection
>sleep terribly
>drink to make it better
>friends try to help
>one say's its my fault, tell the transgendered fuck he's full of shit
>try to hide it and get bitch to leave me alone
>girlfriend fakes being pregnant to find out
>finds out
>she leaves me
>get showered in pussy
>satan is my girlfriends bitch
>be me
>they told me i died but i didnt
>welcome me to the river styx saying im immortal
>>691597703
catherine ez
>>691597764
yep, said it was ez
>>691596105
LISA
>Hairy nigga with a bad temper
>Only white people in your town
>you are like rick grimes, but you are absolute shit, at least you are a bad ass
>cute pupper
>antagonist is an old white dude, white dudes and dudettes are the only ones who help him, not a black man in sight
>white people shocked by eveything you do
>one black character, ok well, he is an actualy monkey but close enough
>No sequel, makes you want to commit
>companies best game, easily
>Bork
>>691597826
Ding ding Dingaling! You got it
>>691596529
nier right?
>>691597888
not RDR, is it?
>Be me
>My son dies
>I freak out and go to a whole other world
>When it rains, monsters come out to attack me
>In the end, I found out someone murdered my son
>>691596105
>Character is obese, malformed creature
>Devour everything in sight to feast off of their power and energy
>Tear through an old kingdom and evict the King
>Steal all the food
>Fly away
>>691598088
sorry mate, guess again
hint: main character is on life support throughout the rest of the game
>>691598167
kirby
>be me
>be detective
>best friend is a borderline psychopath
>get told I need to investigate some shit
>go to shops
>buy some shit from my paranoid paki retailer
>tells me they're after him
>fuck off you damn immigrant I just want to get back to looking at bitches from my window
>go investigate shit
>go almost fucking everywhere
>never get paid for it
this should be easy
>YOU GO HOME IN BODY BAG G.I
>>691598273
Gta5
>>691598273
Steins;Gate?
>>691597674
The witcher 2
>>691597674
Ico?
>>691598361
Yup
>fat fuck of a friend wants to throw party
>he'll only eat one kind of food so I've gotta track that shit down because he's too fat to do squat, and I care too much
>take photographs along the way because I'm a one of a kind hipster
>learn some sick parkour moves
>finally find the food, but it aint enough
>friend caves and decides hes cool with other kinds of food
>youfuckingbitchimgoingtokillyou
>>691597888
TWAU
>>691598273
Sam and Max?
>>691598540
pokemon snap?
>You shouldn't have done that.
>arrested and thrown in jail for being whatever race you are
>oldfag springs you and tells you you've been in his dreams
>oldfag is kill by towelheads
whenwereyou.gif
>gives you pimp jewelry before death
>take it to my priest friend
>Wait aren't you Patrick Stewart
Etc.
>>691598635
majora's mask
>be me
>be engineer
>foreigners have taken over ship
>refugeesWelcome.jpg
>do chores to fix ship while they annoy the shit out of me
>destroy foreigners religious relic
>get out
>shit got me cray fam
>>691598607
Good Job anon. Still waiting on season 2.
>>691598617
Banang and bosco say yes
>GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
>>691598633
you're on the right track, but no
>>691596529
last hint: giant robots named after egyptian gods
>>691598746
KH2 easy!
>bae is pretty chill
>gamer gurl
>annoying pseudo british shithead with ADHD
>Russian sjw on steroids
>curry
>blue power ranger
>literal angel
>>691598827
Zone of the Enders 2
>oh, this game isn't as difficult as everybody says
>dies
>dies
>dies
>i love this game
easy one
>"I know what the ladies like!"
>>691598961
super mario 64?
>Be cowboy
>Have a handful of grenades
>>691598660
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
>>691598961
dark souls
>>691598961
dark souls!
>>691598961
Dank souls bruh
>>691598323
Battlefielld Vietnam
>be me
>go to party to see invention
>fancy as fuck
>talking up a storm
>people gossipy as fuck is you word shit right
>invention is glorified megaphone
>fucking waste of time
>proceed to talk it into submission
>I out talked something with no ears
>the fuck is going on
>Be office chump
>Skitzo, voice in my head
>Everyone is fucking gone from the office
>I walk threw the door on the left
>be white child
>mom is black
>IMightBeAdopted.jpg
>food gets scarce
>mom dies
>leave home
>find disount Na'vi
>fill tree with water
>bird gets pissed off
>fix some more shit
>bird keeps being annoying as fuck
>mfw my dad is a tree
>godlike soundtrack
>>691599166
Stanley Parable
>>691598689
dead space
>>691599213
yup
>>691597199
Dishonored
>get resurrected
>shit resurrector
>life slowly drains each level
>dashing is primary movement
>original Xbox exclusive
>dark souls dev
>>691599201
Ori and Blind Forrest
>Bowling
>Bowling
>Bowling
>Shooting
>Bowling
>worst fanbase to ever come from a video game ever
This one's easy
>>691599296
Nein
>>691599385
undertale
>>691599353
Ayy roman
>>691599352
correct
>>691599412
Correctomundo
>>691599385
Dark souls
>>691599385
Call of duty?
>be living on mars
>feel like smashing buildings and shit
>>691599299
Otagi
>>691599385
sanic
>>691596105
Lisa: The Painful
He would have wanted it this way.
>bae invites me for some netflix and chill
>jealous fat side nigga she always "getting forced to hang out with" up to no good
>Gotta help this bitch cause i want that pussy nahmsayin
>beat this bitch ass niggas ass like 3 times smh, he leaves. its all good now
>didnt even get the pussy, dude
>>691599488
Red Faction : Guerilla.
>>691599385
>Undertale
>Forgetting FNAF
"Do u have discounts 4 bears?"
>have pupper
>anime tiddies
>>691599535
Mario 64
>>691599531
Correct
Did I do the right thing?
>>691599574
>"Do u have discounts 4 bears?"
I fucking cringed just reading that sentence
>>691599503
Otogi. Ya.
>>691599595
Wanko to kuraso?
>>691599571
Bingo
>try to rape a bitch from a knight
>>691598945
Overwatch
>kingarthur.jpg
>hang out with red headed tranny Peter Dinklage and a stupid blonde cunt
>find magical little pokemons but only the tranny and cunt get to play with them
>fight monsters everywhere in medieval setting
>somehow end up fighting on a space ship in the end
>>691599870
well that took way longer than I expected
>>691599870
Ah, this makes sense now that you said it. It must be correct.
>>691599661
>Costume
>Puffy jacket and pants with duct tape
>Hood with two halves of a tissue box and a paper plate tied to it
>Womyn inside is constantly out of breath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfznuuAKmQY
Thousand Stolen Cars
>be an angry motherfucker
>daughter gets punked
>literally kill god to get revenge
>>691600133
Azura's Wrath
>>691600092
kek. Autism: The Movie
I'd rather not sit through this a second time though
>I am death destroyer of worlds
>brb gotta go stop people from persecuting my brother
>reaper stole my fucking mask the bastard
this will be guessed faster than it takes me to jerk off
>>691600133
GoW series?
>>691600188
Ayyyyy
>be big fucking badass
>finalattack.mov
>ass handed to by archenemy
>wtf is muscle atrophy anyway
>kill bad guys
>smoke some blunts
>go to space
>get some pussy
>homies in trouble
>save them
>explode
>Dysfunctional family
>gay Russian Cowboy
>Kuwait
>it's all gone horribly wrong
>or maybe I'm insane instead
>>691599906
another hint:
>traverse the world via circus cannons or on the back of a homosexual dragon
>Wake up
>Be mute barefoot hot girl
>WTF is this shit strapped on my calves ?
>No, I won't carry that stupid box
>OK, put this box on the big button, that's stupid
>Not sure this computer works totally fine...
>>691598167
Pacman
>you play as multiple characters, but you don't
>you may or may not be assisting the government
>nothing has anything to do with anything
>blood
>>691600457
Spec Ops: the Line
>>691600457
Spec Ops: The Line.
>>691598660
Easy, Oblivion.
>>691600477
portal
>>691600477
This game you are describing. It is called 'Portal'
>Inventory organizer rpg
>fish, eggs, and herbs
>tfw when everything fits perfectly
>>691600706
re4
>Wake up with no memory in underground chamber
>Listen to voice recordings of a girl
>Have to either solve puzzle or kill guys to continue
>Reach end
>Voice was me all long
>>691600380
Newer Wolfenstein game
>>691600477
Portal
>>691599043
New Vegas?
>>691600718
dayum
>>691596105
>be kid
>rek another kid
>waste money on whores
>hardly call it waste
>grow up
>kill the pope
>get mindfucked
>>691599129
nope, close though, ps2 era
>>691599068
>>691599073
>>691599110
as i said, it was easy. but gj anyway
>be shotacon bait
>loli sister gets marilyn mccann'ed
>go get her back with me mates
>take peoples shit like a typical chav
>travel the world with the toppest of lads
>princess is in his castle
>oh shit m8 she looks fit
>go off to find some bullshit
>go fuck some wanker up with my glowstick
>go have soup with me nan
>go out again for a cheeky nandos and some top banter
>>691599385
Call of duty
>be dude
>get punched in the face
>make old /new / weedsmoking friends
>save the world
Please guess my game.
>>691599906
>>691600472
More hints:
>When you turn the game on, you are greeted by whales serenading you
>You need to revive the world's nuts
>Moonwalk while charging attacks
>swag lookin ninja with a fat sidekick
>giant peaches in the sky
>punch on with a giant kabuki robot
>go to kyushu in space and fight a fabulous team rocket ripoff
>>691597463
anyone?
>won the champions league
>also a monkey
>>691600519
might and magic 6/7
>>691596105
Lisa?
>>691596105
>be girl with a party of 3
>Why the fuck are bunnies evil
>good music
>shit combat
>>691601051
tetris
>>691601051
Goemon's Great Adventure
>>691601212
So close, it was the first mystical ninja starring goemon
>>691600752
fallout 3?
>>691600519
Nnnnope.
Here's another hint.
>the enemies won't stop fucking laughing
>>691601153
Yes
>>691601373
a few hundred years back, but close
>>691599906
>>691600472
>>691600935
plz guess...
Anyone who's played this game will get it.
>zombie apocalypse
>backpack full of bleach
>surrounded
>drinks bleach and dies
>>691601477
Project zomboid
>>691600752
ass creed 2
>be artist
>fuck hobos
>make friends
>group hangout
>I want to go home
>>691601569
con fucking gratulations
>steal a bike
>>691601597
we need moar on that
>be main character in the future
>mini robot as your companion
>cyberpunk shenanigans
>that dude was my son?
>>691600235
darksiders
>>691601529
Correct!
Only hardcore fans will understand this
> Op8
> Hyperius
> Terramorphous
>>691601775
>>691601876
borderlands
>>691601876
Borderlands 2. Easy.
>be you
>beta as fuck, can't get the girl you like
>dad's a badass
>guess not cuz now he's dead
>apparently it only snows once
>that's all you talk about
>play darts
>play vidya
>collect toys
>creepy pedo follows you around
>hang out at the docks way too often
>china
>>691601476
plz
>get new job
>move to make it easier on myself
>neighbours are all friendly
>everyone wants me to be their errand boy though
>one bitch insults and compliments me at the same time
>3 years later
>destroy a successful business and everyone gives me free shit
>>691601865
Yes
>be me
> Furry
> Screaming at dragons
> Stop dragons from waking up
> Win
(This is easy)
>be me
>be squares
>everything is squares
>fuck shit up
>i am alive!
>do thing - why - just do it - okkkk
>nothing really happens
>>691602116
skyrim
>>691602116
skyrim
>answer calls
>ride delorean
>hurt people
>fuck russia
easy.
>>691602118
Thomas was alone
Or Minecraft?
> in a clan
> have tatoo
> kys
>>691596105
>be me
> walking up and down
> something touches me
> thing runs to my neighbour
> comes back
> again
>>691602180
Yep ez
>dont fall in the hole
plz guess
>>691599906 (You)
>>691600472 (You)
>>691600935 (You)
>>691599906
Nino kuni cunts?
>>691597273
bioshock infinite?
>>691602203
Hotline miami
>>691601790
>many friends
>cowboy
>Indian
>rapist
>>691602340
Thank you for guessing, but no... I don't know what that is.
>look at lamp
>look at phone
>look at lamp
>road explodes
>>691602360
yeah.
>future
>be black
>call m8's because I got hacked
>>691602336
Blue dragon?
>Get magic sword
>Climb up giant
>Climb up other giant
>Fight god
>be legendary gangster
>get out of the game
>move to an island
>your old gang leader gets shot, go fuck up the people who did it
>>691602539
shadow of the colossus
>jump
>die
>hear moans when respawning
>gr8 soundtrack
>>691602539
Shadows of the colossus?
>>691601876
Easy, borderlands.
>>691602550
Saints Row
>on top of a hill with some old guy
>iwannabeapirate.onepiece
>bar full of pirates
>old crusty dead guy
>hot bitch
>dindu island
>>691602336
Secret of Mana
>>691602550
Vice city?
>chill wit squad
>delinquent as fuq, but good guys
>bomb ass tunes
>fuck up robots, monsters, and goth punx
>old man wants to dj battle!
>giant gold fire breathing rhinoceros
>>691602550
Red dead redemption?
>>691602712
Similar plot, but it's not saints row
>>691602705
Yes, finally!
>>691602804
Saints Row 2
>son is father
>Wat
>>691602804
Gta4?
>>691602150
i am alive by ubisoft?
>>691602804
Oops, wrong reply lol..mobile being jank af
>>691601811
Fallout 4?
>>691602680
Monkey Island
>>691602837
>>691602901
yep
>blonde built guy
>killing aliens and shit
>11 years later aliens return
>blonde dude loses 2 good bitches
>saves the world
The exact name of the game, please
>>691602843
Nope
>save teh world from nuclear annihilation
>become president
>space mongoloids attack the planet and capture you + your friends
>wake up in a matrix clusterfuck
>Get superpowers to abuse the peasents
>The earth's explosion.avi
>Get mad
>repeatedly rape your friends
> Escape the matrix to take your revenge on the space mongoloids.
>Congratulations, you're now the king of the galaxy
Easy one
>>691602991
Duke Nukem Forever
>>691602868
Fallout 4.
>>691600235
darksiders 2
>>691602991
Duke Nukem: Forever
>ride in train with robot and old, dying man
>search for mammoths
>>691603091
yes again
>>691603027
Saints row IV
Rip and tear, until it is finished.
>>691596105
>BOOM
>BOOM
>KILL
>GOREKILL
>BOOM
>SWITCH WEAPON
>BOOOM
>GOREKILL
>BOOM
let's see if /b/ can figure this out
will give away 7-day trial of Blackdesert Online
>>691603042
Good, next
>new game
>underwater
>collect shit to create shit
>biomes
>2 islands wat
>sea animals can fuck you up
>>691602775
Here's a hint, it's not a western game
>>691603207
Doom
>>691596105
>Bureaucracy
>money
>living expenses
>moral choice
>Keep saving this bitch
>Keep getting friendzoned
>Change from kid to adult in a painful manner
>Chill at the hotsprings and fap to the fish chicks
>>691603227
Subnautica
>>691603207
Gears of war?
>>691603227
Subnautica
>>691603227
Subnautica?
>>691600472
Hence why I guesed Nino Kuni.
>>691598111
Holy shit that game sounds familiar. Specifically the raining part. Please anon, guess this or it's gonna bother me forever.
>>691603243
YES!
Here's your 7-day BDO trial
763F-686E-AE57-4245-B74B
>>691596529
Lost Planet?
>>691603153
Rite
>>691602550
Mafia?
>>691603207
that shit can literally be any single player fps
painkiller, duke nukem, serious sam, doom, gears of war, hatred
>>691603207
Shadow Warrior
send blackdesert to
[email protected]
>>691603360
Great thing the Anon who answered won't get his prize
>>691603495
wrong buddy
>>691603517
Good thing I don't care
>>691603293
>>691603300
>>691603316
Correct, next
>assasin
>rats
Literally all you need.
>>691603465
To narrow it down a bit, the game takes place outside of the US
>>691598962
fuckin old mate from Halo
>>691598962
Chowder?
>>691603582
Dishonored
>>691603533
Send game to [email protected]
>get told to go kill some faggot
>go try to find him
>someone let their kid off it's lease
>kid won't fuck off
>kid does not know how to not be socially awkward
>randomly decides to just stare at me, say nothing, and then disapear
>people keep trying to kill me
>hi-jinks ensue
>>691602023
Shenmue
>>691602550
>>691603611
Sleeping dogs?
>>691603755
Bingo
>>691603658
Correct. The easiest of them all
>cyka blyat
>>691603663
Sorry mate, you're too late. I took your code :)
>>691603681
Fear?
>pay 15 clams every lunar cycle to sit in your base and chat with others doing the same
>>691603773
Getting warmer, but not quite.
>>691603289
Ocarina of Time?
>WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A TRADE AGREEMENT WITH ENGLAND?
>>691603976
Yakuza? Lol I'm just guessing games I've never played at this point.
>>691604001
Ding ding ding!
>>691601378
Broforce?
>Try to paint
>Wander around house
>Dead wife flashbacks
>Lose sanity
> "Z" "Z"
or
> "A" "A"
>>691603841
Counter-Strike GO
>>691603841
Doto
>>691596529
Zone of the Enders 2
>>691604044
CIV
>>691604044
Civ V
>>691603927
yep
>>691600853
Wind waker
>>691604165
I never even played the game but it's the only I only with a creepy kid
another one.
>your name is bob
>severe muscular dystrophy
>wake up naked on the floor
>jurrasic park theme (melodica cover).flv
>gather stuff to survive but die every 5 minutes
>finally learn how to survive properly
>Get rekt by hordes of nignog raiders
>The game has been sucessfully uninstalled
>>691596554
Second one is shadow of mordor for sure
>>691604074
Yakuza 3 specifically, but yeah -.-
>>691596554
>>691597199
>>691599148
Nobodys got any of my others yet, may have to write em down for another time
>>691604184
Yep
>>691598961
You left out "spike controller" somewhere in the middle there but yeah, praisingintensifies.gif etc
>>691604363
nope
>>691604337
7 days to die or any other shitty survival game
>>691601378
Killer 7
>We clearly walk in circles
>Wat was dat sound?
>nopenopenopenope.webm
>>691604518
Not seven days to die, but you're really close.
>>691604633
6 days to die?
>>691604337
Messiah
>>691604633
Rust or ark
>>691600519
Killer7?
>>691604593
Slender?
>wannabe simon pegg
>think out loud constantly
>"i must be god"
>"oh wait, you're god, fuck you"
>godly rats
>developer's best franchise
>not getting the recognition cuz of new flashy overrated zambie shit
>>691599148
Mayyyybe Chrono Trigger?
>>691600519
I fucking love Killer7.
Just beat it a couple weeks ago, killing the leader of the heaven smile terrorist organization blew my fucking mind.
>>691604702
nope anon
hint:
>what's in the sink?
>>691604670
lel, no. I said that because it's a survival game.
a hint
>jurrasic park theme
>>691604834
good game but nope
>>691604692
t'was ark.
>>691604863
Definitely ark
>be me
>bad temper
>find waifu
>everything is perfect
>have pupper
>lose pupper
>waifu is crazy
>ditch waifu
>find new bitch in some trees
>we gun fuck in the trees
>o shit, someone is watching us
>find out who was watching
>leave trees
>never end up fuckin in them trees
Should be easy.
>*GASP* The enemy!
>spam ma-skills
>mc is kill
>>691604955
yup
>>691605016
Firewatch
>get fired
>gary coleman
>cats
>piss
>"one side"
>"I regret nothing"
>>691605073
Postal 2
>>691604337
dark souls
>>691605128
>>691604767
dishonored?
either that or vermintide
>>691599385
Sonic ?
>>691602726
Parapa?
>>691605067
Eyyy
>>691605214
My thoughts exactly. One of the two. 100% true either way.
>>691599043
Fist full of frags
>>691603201
Doom
>>691603973
WoW
>>691605434
Nope. Later than that.
>Stranded in vast freezing northlands
>Wolves fucking everywhere
>Run out of matches
>Blizzard
>Hide in dam
>Mauled by fluffy
>Freeze to death while bleeding out
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