Waifu claiming thread.
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>>691553082
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claimed
Do you guys want to see my dick?
![Kirino [30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw4jhGw.jpg "Kirino [30].jpg")
>>691561037
(meme)
i don't love you
my love is only for konata :3
roll
>>691561641
Correct.
I'm pretty sure we used to talk. I thought we were pals.
>>691561839
SMG2 =/= SMG1 lol
SMG1 > SMG2 > Sunshine though
Claimed
>>691561563 (Haram Leader)
Yep, we shamed em good. Yep i creeped around and watched a few, cool stuff
That is cute as fuck
>would absolutely snuggle/10
>>691562211
>dub dubs
PogChamp
Already a thread fags
>>691561860
>>691561860
>>691561860
>>691562186
How are you cutie?
>>691562257
Well shit, we should talk more man! Sorry dude, I mainly lurk now. How have you been doing?
Goodnight beautiful people
>>691562400
fucking idiot
this one got posted first
delete that one and kill yourself
>>691562257
Rolling for the dank mugi memes
>>691561540
God I want to play it again. Time to find a YouTube with it. The shotguns were fucking based, the pistols were good but nothing beats pellets full of lead.
>Joceline
Not sure if I ever used that one. The Reinbeck was where it was at.
>>691561563
Yes, rolling around in bubble wrap is fun. There's no bubble wrap here though m80.
>>691561641
Kek. Her opinion on that is biased though.
>Best idol claimed
she my bae
>>691562575
Kek the other was posted at 1:54:27 EST you grand fagus
FUCK
I FAILED THE MOTHER BQSE ALERT AJD LOST 3 S+ SOLDIERS
The usual.
>>691562752
Fugg in Ibuki
>>691562905
The other thread was posted before this you cucklord
>>691562752
Get over it, Kyouko posted in the previous thread before you.
>>691562400
>Early baking
>>691563084
The other one was made first cockmaster
![Kirino [376].png](https://i.imgur.com/BTnIXxU.png "Kirino [376].png")
>>691563064
You dont get it do you
First person to post it in the thread, we go to said thread.
Claimed
>>691563227
Refer back to what I said here >>691563084
>>691563284
Not my fault your waifu a colossal shit
>>691563284
Kirino!
>>691563338
>implying she's ever sexy
>>691563395
stay salty because ruri-shit lost
>>691562636
When we both get better toasters ill drag you in for some runs. The joceline was one of the double barreled. I just love double barreled shottys in any shooter so it was a good fit for me.
>>691563472
>>691563284
Can't avoid me forever cutie.
>>691563440
>>691563227
>>691563064
>>691562752
Calm down asshat
It's just a thread
![Kirino [359].png](https://i.imgur.com/hIybpwo.png "Kirino [359].png")
>>691563395
>I have no valid points so I shall insult
>>691563407
Heya Ayase.
>>691562175
Does it also look like a ballistic missile?
>>691562186
.5 seconds of fun is not worth ded
>>691562292
Much shame, such haram.
Nothing especially interesting to be honest. Wait till I get an insanely fast bike.
Not cute! Not snuggle worthy at all!
>>691562636
RIP Bubble wrap
>>691562211
I love you too :3
>>691562257
2 is literally just an improvement, objective fact mugs
>>691563669
>my waifu a shit so i shall counter that insult by pointing out a logical fallacy using le maymay arrows
>>691562489
Was there another Shiro? I feel like there used to be another one but I'm not entirely sure. I really feel like I used to talk to a Shiro but I can't remember for the life of me.
>How've you been doing?
I've had my ups and downs even though I'm on summer break right now but that's normal for me at this point. I just finished my required driving time before I can go test for my permit yesterday, so I'm pretty happy about that AND I can finally get some more sleep again.
I want to ask you how you've been doing but I'm going to bed. I guess I'll see if I can find you once I wake back up.
>fuck puncuation tbh
Goodnight everyone
Everybody stop being gay
>>691563688
I thought it was cool, ill be waiting for the sanic speeds. You better know what youre doing though
>would hold close under a blanket/10
>>691564098
Night moogster
>>691564249
This
This shithole is full of closet homos and trannies
>>691564098
Nope, I'm the Shiro you know. There's another Shiro who drops in here every now and then, but only talks to me. Glad to hear you're doing well, we'll talk more tomorrow, yes? Goodnight.
>>691564385
Fur eyelids
![Kirino [382].png](https://i.imgur.com/rol0o5K.png "Kirino [382].png")
>>691563633
Awh, you're more of a cutie yourself Shiro...
>>691564536
F A G G O T
A
G
G
O
T
>>691564249
Make me.
>>691564316
Haha, I plan on hitting at least 120, if not faster, on one of the straight aways I know about. I'll also get a better camera that attaches to the helmet so I can prove it.
>Whhhhhhy?!
>>691564343
>Closet
Who said I'm in the closet about any of that?
>>691562558
Night.
>>691562827
>3 S rank soldiers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
>>691563506
Hell yeah I'd be down man. Ok yeah I know nothing about that, last double I remember was the sawed off. You see that's what made Payday great, catered to every spectrum.
>>691563688
I wonder if we have some around here.
>>691564098
Night.
>>691564536
I'm fine with this. Praise me more, like how nice I am and such?
>>691564534
No.
>>691563762
>SMG2
>literally an improvement
Lol ok
>>691564672
Your waifu gave me blowjob
Shit was so cash
>>691564783
Anon you make me cry.
>>691564864
Maybe if you weren't a closet homo and a sissy you wouldn't be sad
Kids these dats with their "participation awards"
>>691564669
>I'm light enough that I don't pop normal bubble wrap when rolling on it
Just....
>>691564697
Thanks for stating the obvious.
>>691564611
ive never even done 80 i think, that sounds like its gonna be crazy. Where is your camera in the vids?
>Because you act cute and i think you need a snuggling
>>691564669
Ill show you the power one day. They made the flamethower good too so i liked to run around with it. Revolvers are best secondaries
>>691565244
K Y S
F
A
G
G
O
T
>>691564757
Lol ok
![Kirino [301].png](https://i.imgur.com/idvcbIc.png "Kirino [301].png")
>>691564586
radical meme
got anymore memes le fellow redditor? hehe xd
>>691564672
Aw, Shiro, you're really nice. Uh, are you in a ship with anyone..?
I'd be really surprised if no one has approached you in that way..
>>691565382
>redditor
Please, apply noose
CLAIMED BITCHES
>>691565506
K Y S
Y
S
>>691565382
Does it matter gorgeous?
>>691565330
>Never done 80
>In a car
>I am on the DAILY aiming to hit 100, and coming close
It's mounted on my right side mirror, which is why you don't see any of my bike.
>I am not cute aat all, stahp!
>>691565342
Thought about, decided against it. Sorry anon.
>>691565498
Is that Mugens Mio? Or heretic Mio?
>>691565696
Refer to >>691565621 and >>691564586
Drinkie
>>691565621
thanks mom I sure will
>>691565830
Enjoying yourself?
Do you still remember me even?~
Oh god. Playing with friends has never been so boring. I even bought one of them 2 heirlooms.
![Kirino [157].png](https://i.imgur.com/THqHMY9.png "Kirino [157].png")
>>691565696
>Does it matter gorgeous?
I mean.. I wouldn't want to interrupt anything
I'd feel horrible.
>>691565833
IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME MISTER
GET YOUR DICK OUT IF YOU HAND AND GO OUTSIDE NEWFAG
>>691565972
I just got back from being inside
>>691565930
>Bought them heirlooms
W-What? That's a thing now?!
>>691565921
What was your thing you did that I should remember?
Hic
>>691565244
Holy Hell. RIPerroni. How about doing a tuck and roll onto it?
>>691565330
I'll be waiting m80. We can send Bulldozers all the way across the map. Heard about that being pretty based.
>Revolvers
My man.
>>691566125
outside , shit.
kana get
>>691566146
That's..expected, but I can't say I'm not feeling disappointed.
>>691565954
I am in fact shipped with Renge, yes. Sorry, I mislead you. You can still be cute though.
>>691566128
I trade them money, they buy.
>>691566284
>Filename
Kek
I'll try again in an hour
>>691566329
Bungee jumping tip:
Attach rope to neck
>>691566471
HE BE HAEEVING PURPLUE DRANK N SHIT FANCEE MODAFUKA
>>691566471
obligatory clam
>>691566471
kek that filename
>>691565780
Is there a certain place you try to hit 100 at?
Oh gotcha, what keeps it in place?
>Im warning you now, if you come this way there is a 100% chance you will get called very cute and snuggled
>>691566204
Most things in payday are pretty based. Im glad you like revolvers, easily best secondary in any game
>I love the revolvers in borderlands 1 and they barely had any in 2, rip
>>691566704
Unfunny faggot refer to >>691566247
>>691566422
pretty good huh?
>>691566880
Kek no
Murano is superior
>>691566471
Welcome back Smuggy.
>>691566740
Payday is based in general. Who wouldn't like a 6 shooter? After those however there is one true secondary. The Locomotive.
>Borderlands
>Messi Vomit.jpg
Never got into it.
![Kirino [258].png](https://i.imgur.com/HLOX5D9.png "Kirino [258].png")
>>691566329
...
He doesn't need to know.
>>691567161
>not even using messi vomit right
>not liking Borderlands
Please, drink Bleach, it'll make your teeth white
>>691567105
Maybe if you're a fucking fag
>>691567372
Murano's bf didn't jump kids tho
>>691566204
Maybe... sounds painful though.
>>691566363
>Trade money
>Buy
R-Rory... I don't understand!
>The last time i got heirlooms was when you could only get them with Honor or Justice
>>691566471
4/10 still not Shasta
>>691566740
In front of the Walmart there's a good straight, or coming off the bridge onto the 125 from the 94, it's a straight till my exit.
It came with a mount for a normal pedal bike, and that was the ONLY spot I could really mount it at.
>Fucking why though? I am not cute, my pictures are misleading!
>>691567161
Smuggy? That's a new one, tsunato. Thanks anyways .It's semi good to be back. If I get a get, it's because I'm sticking to my word that I'll continue when the sun is up
>>691567485
>>691567372
The guy with the parasyte chin is best girl tbh
>>691567302
I-I am I'm fine with this.
>>691567589
You can get them all for gold now. They needed a gold dump.
>>691567597
Nah mang
The prisoner is
>>691567766
Tbh shinichi had a dick arm
>>691567485
Murano's bf murdered Gotou in cold blood.
After Gotou murdered a bunch of people in cold blood.
Kana is innocent.
>>691567902
forgot image
>>691567902
Gotou was going to kill him m80
i wish i was a nigger so i could get load shot into my face by superior white men
>>691567161
Its the most satisfying thing out there. I would agree but running two shotguns was a horrible idea
>i did it for a whole infamy
I thought you would share my borderlands love, damn
>>691567589
Oh that sounds pretty convenient, do it up
I see, dont you ever worry about it falling off when you floor it?
>Implying i would only snuggle you because of the stripes and stockings.
You can lie to me all you want, its happening no matter what
>>691568075
Holy fuck your a faggot
Not even joking
Garrote rope yourself
>>691568043
The whole "oh shit Gotou is just tryna make it" wasn't there for no reason
>>691567902
Kana is a corpse
And corpses don't count ;^)
>>691568216
it is a prank brother family
do not worry
i am le meming xd
>>691568264
Shinichi felt bad for killing him tho
>>691568373
Reread my reply
>>691567721
Well shit, that's convenient.
>As if I have gold to spare
Also, here's the redone version with the actual borders.
>>691568160
Will do. In fact, on that first video, you can see both those straights I mentioned!
Nah, my bike currently doesn't have that insane pull that I'd need to start falling off from. The new bike I'm getting has ORE than enough pull to go flying out from under me, which is why I said you'd shit your pants trying to ride it.
I am not cute, everyone needs to stop lying to me!
>Makoto
Should I eat and sleep in a couple hours, or sleep now then wake up and eat?
>>691568576
You should eat
Eat a Tide Pod©
>>691568536
i cant read
remember i am a nigger
>>691568356
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>691568434
the commentary is that gotou is effectively innocent by merely acting on his primal/natural urge to feed on his prey; in the same sense that humans kill animals with no remorse because a niggas gotta eat
>>691568554
Gold is easy to get in WoD through garrison missions.
>>691567368
Pretty sure that picture has been used to show a distaste in just about anything. Explain how it needs to be conveyed then.
Also
>Scavenging this hard for shit to talk about
Come now.
>>691567589
Just don't break your neck.
>>691567595
>Reeeee
A mixture of cheeki and smug. Best I got for now. Yeah, it's kinda wavering I guess. Kek, we'll see.
>>691568160
Worked quite well when doing Hoxton Breakout. Then again each heist calls for different tactics.
>i did it for a whole infamy
Madman.
Nah friends tried to get me into a long time ago and it just wasn't for me, the grinding wasn't dun nor was the game-play.
![Kirino [313].png](https://i.imgur.com/vNL7iRp.png "Kirino [313].png")
>>691567633
Wait.. really..?
But, what if he finds out..
>>691568738
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigha nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
100% per cent
N I G G A
I
G
G
A
NNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGAAAAAA
>>691568989
I can't continue on with this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ssyJQSULgY
>>691568941
I like it. Gives me a way to make you laugh like I did to rory. You have my word for no rolling
QOTT: Who is the most hated anon in /waifu/
>>691569293
Damn
>>691568911
You severely underestimate how behind I am...
>I think I have a total of 3-4 level 100 followers
>None of them have gear because I never really got into the garrison thing
>>691568941
No promises.
>>691569440
That's a big Scythe for someone that small :^)
>Guess who
>>691569438
You, mysterious anon!
>>691568941
>having a picture
Opinion discarded
>>691568834
See above
Gay
>>691569581
Hey beautiful. How's league?
>>691569639
Fag
>>691568554
Ill go back and check in a sec
That sounds really dangerous, arent you such a thrill seeker, thats rad
>lying to you
You gotta stop lying to yourself and accept the love of the anons
Well the second part of breakout anyway. True but 90% of the missions you can run whatever you want. Its usually not the mission, but people running awkward loadouts
>I only ran the dumbest shit from infamy 9 or so onwards
I could why you wouldnt enjoy it, most people dont see it having much replay value. Idk why i got so into it
>I just want borderlands 3 so bad
![Kirino [288].png](https://i.imgur.com/Omd4yVC.png "Kirino [288].png")
>>691569189
Got me good fam
10/10 social experiment
i shall acquire noose and commence the killself
Im here
p i z z a
>>691569721
This is not Beyblade,
We are not gunna let it rip
I'm not a pedophile but,
I find children sexually attractive
>>691569721
Pretty good
Thought you went to sleep
>>691569525
Theres always a chance you get the Blingtron treasure quests.
>3k gold in 12 hours
>3x treasure hunters because I used the tavern to just look for treasure hunters
>>691569189
God damn it, I wanted to see what happened next.
>utter sadness
>>691569939
Have fun in federal prison, faggot
>>691569741
Mmkay.
Very, more so than what's healthy. But at least I'm not doing flips on top of unfinished buildings and shit.
I tell myself the truth, which is I'm not cute.
>10/10 linking to Best Tsun
>>691569986
>Outside of Blingtron, I understood none of that
I like naval warfare
>>691570323
Noone thinks your cute you neckbeard fedorafag wee a boo
>>691568941
I fucked up best idol, see >>691569741
>mugen
>>691569968
I tried. But I'll will again in 30min. Don't have to say guess who everytime. Your jokes directed to me is obvious enough
>>691570409
I think you'll enjoy the battleship board game a lot :^)
>>691570323
Tsun?~
I'm going to go mope around or something I guess, or at least do something to take my mind off of things. Bye.
Hug = BAD
>>691570881
Take care
>smug
>>691570767
See Mugen, anon knows I'm right!
>>691570830
Sup Smugs.
>>691570881
Feel better soon, Shiro.
>>691570881
Remember
Make sure the noose is nice and tite
I am legitimately tired. How is everyone?
>>691569293
Ayy, glad you do. Yeah I get a few chuckles from this.
>You have my word for no rolling
A saint.
>>691569525
What about a pact?
>>691569627
>ignoring everything said
If you're going to bring the banter then do it right.
>>691569741
>Second part
You're right. Day one was all about that Thanatos. That 10% being Rats and any Jewelry/Diamond Store heist. Yeah people do some weird shit, pretty funny at times.
Wasn't my type of shooter. Are there any rumors?
>>691570323
>Best
Right
>Tsun
Wrong
>>691570801
You're still the Best Swordmans m8.
>>691571319
Hey Squid, what's good?
>>691571429
What kinda pact?
>Implying wrong
>>691571429
Jin > Mugen
Get it right newfag
>>691571282
Yo pretty boy idol. How's the new speakers?
>>691571319
Same actually
>>691571429
>teach me how to smuggy. Teach me teach me how to smuggy
I try to keep my words on a lot of things
>>691571429
>Oneshotting dozers in deathwish with a dank thanatos build
Wew lad. Ehhh more or less, as long as you have one weapon thats versatile you can do any mission. Well when i did 15 more infamies just for some dumb masks i had to fuck around or i would have been bored out of my mind
We know 100% there is going to be a 3, we just dont know when
>>691571319
squid
>>691571946
Kys faggot your not funny
>>691571653
I just came back from Six Fags Fagic Mountain. I feel dead on the inside. I'm sweaty all over and my voice is worn down.
>>691571946
I think I'm more on the fatigued tired than sleepy tired.
>>691572067
Yo.
Fuck this is the first time I stop moving since the whole day. I can see the world turning.
Whoa man. Just got out of cooking. Wew.
>>691572363
Changing clothes, please hold
>ika
>>691570323
I just typed all this stuff to you and idk where it went. Im actually losing it
You seem to know what you can handle and most people, me included, would do the same thing honestly
>I tell myself the truth, which is I'm not cute.
You remind me so much of myself, the more stubborn you are the more it fuels me
>>691571946
Pretty good. Nothing to really complain about anyways. Couldn't sleep?
>>691572363
Shit, that sounds like a fun day. What're you on about?!
>>691572404
Hey Rory, can I have a grilled cheese?
>>691572455
Okay
>>691572173
I commend you for trying, mi
>>691572363
I'm definitely sleepy tired
>>691572590
If you provide the bread, cheese, butter, griller and the person to make it, sire you can have one.
>me too plz
>>691572590
Good to hear my dude. tried but I couldn't. So here I am with you guys watching jojo.
>>691572924
ZA WORUDO
>Roundabout plays
>>691571653
A pact that you don't break your neck
>Implying right
>>691571701
I've humored you for quite enough. Here's your last (You), savor it like the noose in your closet.
>>691571946
Kek, then at times it's pretty cheesy.
Noble action.
>>691572067
Best feeling ever man. True, there's tons of weapons for the vast amount of scenarios. Got a point, the staple build isn't as interesting anymore. Gotta be a MedicGhost or EnforcerHitman. Weird combos. Ah, maybe the next E3 will shed some light.
>>691572574
RIP Sanity
I like to think I know my limits well, but this new bike will really tell me if I do or if I'm just bullshitting myself. I'ma find me a nice parking lot to practice all my slow stuff before I bother starting fast this time.
For what purpose! To what end would it benefit me, lying about myself not being cute? I'm simply speaking the truth because there's no reason not to!
>>691572739
Let me reword: Hey Rory, can you make me a grilled cheese?
>>691572924
>Watching Jojo
Are you sure that's gunna help you sleep?
>>691573229
Blood pact? Spit pact? ....semen pact?
>Implying left
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>691573659
>pets the kitty
>>691573596
How about a handshake.
>Implying diagonally
>>691573659
>Pet
>>691573596
Let me rephrase - Yes, I would love one. You can afford two right?
>>691572590
what do you mean what am i on about? it was a fun day. woke up at 7:30am and left right about the time you went to sleep. after that we went to six flags and we ended up going to 9 rides. i really cant walk anymore and i am a little dazed right now from the lack of motion.
>>691572669
i could fall asleep too, i dont have any energy to keep me up much longer.
>>691572627
thanks for helding on.
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>691573783
>>691573945
No, fuck off
>>691574319
>strokes kitty's fur
>>691573088
https://youtu.be/ze6hZEIF824
>>691573229
Isn't it?
Noble blood
>>691573596
Eyes are heavy enough. I'm sure after ep1 of part 4 would do me good
>>691573895
>that handshake where you both slide fingers, lock it in and bring in the one pat hug
>>691574068
Watch some documentary. It'll do you good
>>691573229
The new skill stuff is really wild and they did it right it looks like. All the staple builds are still there but there is a LOT of room to do whatever you want. They made it to where you dont have to buy as many useless skills so thats nice.
Maybe, i can always dream.....
>>691573596
My sleep has not been good still, rip me
So whats so different in this new bike compared to the one you have?
>Your stubbornness only fuels me more
You are exactly like how i am so theres more reason to call it out. If you come out the first thing im saying to you is "you a cute"
>>691574068
Been getting into anything lately?
Can't bake next one.
>>691574847
Smug time
>>691574847
I bake?
>>691574926
No let me bake
>>691574577
no way. i wont be able to sleep. documentaries are interesting in my opinion. but then again, i am the same person that goes to wikipedia and goes on random pages.
>>691574660
well, i was getting into rollercoaster rides, but not anymore. back home in bed watching everything spin.
>>691575013
Fine
I have shin splints. What a fucking joke.
>>691575218
Your life is a joke
>>691573895
I guess that could work...
>Implying quadratically
>>691574047
Lol, dammit Rory.
>>691574068
Sounded like you didn't have fun. And oh man, only 9 rides? Was it super busy?
>>691574577
RIP Smugs
>>691574660
Well, the bike I'll be going up to has about 134.4 hp. The bike I have now... about 27 hp. So.... the math should give you an idea of what monster I'm dealing with.
And the first thing I'll respond with is "Nuh uh"
>>691574577
It has charm though.
Noble upbringing.
>When you both slide fingers and lock it in
You've been practicing our handshakes haven't you.
>>691574660
Ah that sounds blissful. Hated having to get cable ties when I really never used them. I mean it was a low level skill but that's points and money m8. Keep the dream alive man.
If you don't, this'll happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHEkCM3fTrc
>>691575218
Ah those were a bitch.
>>691575487
Looking for something else?
>Implygorean theorem
>>691575794
>didn't respond on discord
