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Ask me anything, trips makes me do anything
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eat shit and die
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Here's a question. Why do you think /b/ or anybody cares about what you have to say? are you some special snowflake or loose with your money or something or just not getting enough attention from mommy and daddy?
rolling for an hero cause lol life
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>>691554307

kill yourself
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>>691554990
fuck! almost trips...
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how are you doing?
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>>691554307
Wrap your balls up with a rubberband to constrict bloodflow then take a knife and cut your right side of the sack to expose the right testie.
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>>691555068
Been trying my dude
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an hero, stream it.
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>>691554307
is that a pimple or is that sweat above your upper left brow?
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>>691554307
why are you so fat. stick a banna up your ass
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>>691555148
Doing great
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>>691555384
Rolling for this.
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i want videeo of u screaming nigger, check em
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>>691554307
>>691554990
>>691555384
OP Isn't even responding to the questions that matter.
/thread
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>>691555341
Pimple
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>>691555384
Because I used to have a eating problem my dude, and if you got trips yea
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>>691554990
Because I want to die
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Shit into the palm of your hand and eat it
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>>691556339
Roll
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>>691556339
Bump
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>>691556339
this
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>>691556339
this
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Stream yourself masturbating and cumming on your face.
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>>691556339
roll
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>>691556196
got a car? slam the gas and ram into a truck @ 90MPH with out your seat belt. guaranteed death and you will probably fuck up the trucker and cause thousands and thousands of dollars of damage in your self destruction. Intruduce a little anarchy ;)
also
>claims suicidal on /b/
>obvious troll is obvious
>lol bait
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Stick your dick in a operating blender
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fap to Nigel Farage picture
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post CP
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>>691554307
Kill yourself on a stream.
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>>691554307
Fap to your Grandma's picture
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>>691556752
rolling for a potential fap night
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>>691556898
this....
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start a minecraft let's play channel
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Full name
Address
Mobile
SSN
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Trips get for make a mom die slee thread. Bellbutton etc.
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Never post again.
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>>691557771
Reroll
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>>691554307
Take a piece of paper and cut your dick on the tip. If you're a woman, I can't fuckin tell, do this to your vag
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join isis
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Sharpie in dick hole
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>>691557771
rollin for this
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>>691557851
Roll
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hey i reember you, OP i made you eat a banana
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>>691554307

Show me your beautiful cock
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>>691560251
Yep
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are you uncut?
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>>691554307
I dare you to drink water from a big gulp cup
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Open yourself to a gay orgy every week no protection try to get HIV and dont stop till you do
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Boris Johnson cum tribute
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>>691554307
go to bed moses
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Nigel Farage cum tribute
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piss in a cup and mix it with hot sauce and drink it
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Sharpie in pooper
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roll
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>>691554307
kys
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>>691554307
pour milk on yourself
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peirce your dick
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get the fuck off 4chan
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>>691554307
Send me all the money you get from the casinos your tribe runs.
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rolling
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eat a banana and post pics... again
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fill your mouth with as many fingers as you can fit
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>>691554307

You look like a taco nigger, shove a burrito up your ass.
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dab
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>>691554307
Draw arrow to ya dick and post full body image with face
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>>691564883
Roll
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Shit into your mouth
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eat your cum
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>>691565981
rerollo
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>>691554307
Start HRT and become a cute girl.
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>>691566332
so fucking close
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1. never come on 4chan ever again
2. double your food intake so you slowly die miserably by being overweight
3. smear human/dog shit on your face
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>>691566436
roll
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eat timestamp
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Drink toilet water.

Fuck you OP.
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>>691566436
this
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>>691566625
fuck
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>>691566663
FUCK
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quints
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Go fuck yourself OP
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>>691554307
fuck your neighbors pet even if its a fish
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>>691566776
Off by one...
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Touch Donald Trump's penis.
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>>691566776
Fucking close man
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Post your mom's phone number
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>>691554307
go outside get naked and crawl man, just crawl and crawl and crawl
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cut ur dick and balls off
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/Thread
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Inhale pickles.

Figure it out OP
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Talk to Chris-chan.
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>eat shit
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Kys
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>>691554307
get a Nobel Peace prize and the shove it up your ass
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Write-in Vermin Supreme.
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Chug hot sauce from your fridge
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OP.

Go to /pol/.

Make a bait thread. Link it here.

:)
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Become a Let's Player and get a million subs.
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sharpie in pooper
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trips
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>>691554307
all silverware goes into the microwave for the low time of 40:00
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Punch your mom in the face
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Dress up as Shrek and have anal sex with someone.
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shove a knife up your ass
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>>691554307
make friends with someone then eat them
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>>691567660
reroll
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>>691567458
roll
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elbow in anus
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when did you find out that you where adopted by a lonely white family? Were you the cheapest?
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something sharp up ass
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>>691555656
So close
>rolling
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>>691554307
start wearing an eye patch for the rest of your miserable life
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>>691566332
Reroll.
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nudes
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>>691567888
fucking waste
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>>691567888
Uh, does this count?
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eat a salad
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>>691568004
eat my nigger slaves corn filled feces you dirty inbred hick discount tortilla lookin ass.
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Shit in cup then fuck it lmao
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>>691565725
Reroll
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Get into a threesome.
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suck a penis
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>>691567888
Never my dude, and I was sold for 250$
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>>691568127
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cum on a printed picture of jacob sartorius
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pierce dick
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go to bed
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get gun, shoot yourself in the leg so that the bullet travels through most of your leg then post pics of the results
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>>691567989
One last reroll since I was one off twice.
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fight a wild animal
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Show penis
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>>691568538
Reroll
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kill your bestfriend
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Hey man how's your day goin?
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Post your IP
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>>691568538
Rollin
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cum on a picture of trump
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dick pic
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kill a man and take a pic of its dead body with timestamp
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for a whole week dont use your legs
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>>691568765
roll
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go to your local police station and yell allahu akbar
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Pierce both your cheeks with a steak knife
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never get on 4chan again
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kill urself
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>>691568908
Reroll
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>>691568635
Going great
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put on gloves and call yourself the gloverine
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commit suicide
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Announce a gay orgy at your place. Set up streaming webcam. Have the first guy to show tie you down and write cumdumpster on your ass. Let anyone who comes fuck your faggot ass and fill you up.
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>>691568908
Rerolling
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>>691567551
rollin balls
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draw a picture of a boat
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dude you should lie on the floor that would be fucking nuts
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Take a shit and piss in a trash bag savr it up for a day and then pour it onto yourself while doing a swan dibe from a roof
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>>691568908
Rerokl
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Watch everything by The Asylum in one sitting.
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>>691554307
What are you doing in our country?

> Trips

Go back to Mexico ya spic
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stab your fucking ballsack
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>>691554307
Remove both eyes with a spoon then shove them up your ass
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>>691568908
Reroll because I want you to hurt yourself because of how retarded you are
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run down the street singing alabama nigger by jhonny rebel
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>>691569366
reroll
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watch the wire, all of it, in one sitting
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Prank call local police station with bomb treat
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start a youtube channel exclusively about 9/11
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Strangle yourself with hoodie strings
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>>691568908
Re:roll
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Participate in a pride parade.
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Tell your mom that you masturbate to nigger porn
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hang yourself
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>>691569420
reroll
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yell "niggers" in a walmart loudly while filming it then post it here
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eat ur shit
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Bleach your hair
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>>691568908
I'm gonna keeo rerolling until your fucking face is bleeding
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>>691569603
bump
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Ask your mom to let you fuck her
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visit ground zero memorial in a furry costume
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>>691568908
bump
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>>691568908
rolling on the river
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Take a shit and throw it at your wall
2x points if u eat it
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record yourself punching a cop and yell "it was just a prank bro!" repeatedly while they curb stop your ass into the ground
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>>691568908
REROLL I KEEP GETTING SO MOTHERFUCKING CLOSE
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Tell your parents that you raped a girl 2 years ago
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Fap to yourself.
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>>691569590
>>691569420
rerolling
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Slit your throat then sing happy birthday
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>>691568908
Dew it
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SWAT yourself
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rape a girl and film it and post it here
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>>691569151

Re
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make a thread about how youll do anything if someone gets trips
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>>691570023
again
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>>691569996
Tripsssss
U gotta do it
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Come out as a Tumblr-invented gender. Go all the way.
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Bomb threat/SWAT your neighbor
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give us your phone number
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check em
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>>691570111
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
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>>691570111
Damn
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>>691554307
Go on hormone treatments, become a woman, make me a sandwich
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Drink your pee
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>>691568908
trips get
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>>691570111
winrar, but what the fuck
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Rape your mum
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>>691570111
kys for wasting the trips on that trash
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OP HERE
BYE
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>>691568908
REROLL
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eat shit
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>>691554307
go do it op i got trips now make anotber thread
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>>691570161 oth
>>691569996
He got trips first
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Shove a bottle up your ass and record
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Lose some weight, you hamplanet fuck.
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>>691570296
faggot
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>>691570113
Fucking newfag
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play minecraft nonstop for 168 hours
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Rape a dog and record
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>>691554307
Live stream you burning your house down you wetback piece of shit
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>>691570515
reroll
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>>691568908
Rolling for this
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>>691570554
Off by fucking one
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kill yourself
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>>691570554
so close lol
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>>691568908
Roll
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>>691570554
roooollllll
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>>691570667
Fuck me off by one again
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op better be making a new thread
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SWAT your own house
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>>691568908
roll
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Reroll
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Call the police and tell them you're being raped by a person you know. Give full name
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>>691570888
OOOYYYY
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>>691570888
Fuck...

(Just in case): swat yourself
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>>691570780
This. And when they bust through the door wait for them with horseporn playing while fucking yourself with a cucumber.
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>>691570888
Do it op you faggot
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>>691570998
lmao
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kill yourself to death
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Go into walmart, steal a couple xbox 1's, give them away on /b/ to those with trips
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you know the drill, nut into a ladle then lap it up
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>>691568127
>edgy summer fag tries
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>>691571144
Dam right he better not kill himself to life.
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>>691554307
Sleep young nigga, sleep
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>>691571613
Re roll
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Shooper
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>>691554307
Take shit then fill the toilet up with vinegar and bi carb soda lots of it , then take photo of the aftermath with time stamp.

>profit
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record yourself ripping one of your teeth out
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Post your nudes, and also send to your mom
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>>691571966
reroll
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>>691571966
roll for justice
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Pour bleach on your penis
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Record yourself putting 20 threading needles in your ballsack
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Swat your parents home.
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do a bleach enema
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Op is fag
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>>691554666
Suck your own dick
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Lick dog's anus for photo pls
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Cut of your balls
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>>691571966
Roll roll roll your trips gently down the stream of piss
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>>691554307
Bitch
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Send bomb threats to local walmart. Say its from 9gag
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kill yourself
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Lime juice directly in your eye
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show your mom your dick post pic of her reaction
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sound your dick until you cum and post vid on pornhub
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>>691572859
From Tumblr
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shove something in your dickhole
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>>691570888
Winrar
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>>691573633
OP DELIVER PLS
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OP DELIVER FAGGOT
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>>691571966
Rollerino
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text your mom and confess saying you want to fuck her.
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>>691568908
>>691570888
WINRAR
well OP your not a faggot are you
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OP here. Sorry putos, l'm not doing that shit
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>>691577093
nice try pendejo
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>>691577093
 ▲
▲ ▲

then we demand you post your email address and its password.
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>>691554307
kevin is that u nigga
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 ▲
▲ ▲

live stream yourself pouring milk over your motherboard
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>>691577093
then show us your titties. no harm there
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>>691577367
this
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>>691577799
duubs
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 ▲
▲ ▲
drink bleach.
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Fit 5 sharpies in pooper
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>>691577799
rolling
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>>691577799
PC broke a long time ago
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 ▲
▲ ▲
live stream putting your phone in blender
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>>691578720
reroll
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>>691554307
aye kevin what the fuck u doing on 4chan
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>>691578720
do this
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>>691578899
checked
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film yourself waking your parents up with pots and pans
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>>691578899
u know this faggot?
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Write 10543 on the palm of your hand with a sharpie
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>>691579075
ya
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eat gloves
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>>691579182
post his facebook or his number or something
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>>691578899
tell us of this Cevin
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>>691578899
this >>691579275
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>>691556339
This roll's for you OP
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>>691579275
nah lol
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where is op
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