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Hey /b/. I'm house sitting and cant sleep. How are you?

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Hey /b/. I'm house sitting and cant sleep. How are you? Buy anything good on the steam summer sale?
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>>691553474
Tits or gtfo
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>>691553474
I'm fine how are you?
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tits or gtfo
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>>691553474
tits or gtfo
>>691553625
fuck outta here white knight nigger.
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I'm high as fuck, with like 4 lines of coke left, 9 beers and can't sleep
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>>691553474
cant read the timestamp so...lets see soles
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>>691553588
Eventually!
>>691553625
I'm okay. Like I said, cant sleep.
>>691553799
Have you tried reading glasses?

I s2g if all of my photos post upside down I'm gonna be so mad.
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>>691553474
damn sister doesmt want me around. Need a half gallon of hard liquor. 600 in overdraft. What about you
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How fat are you?
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this thing is extra fat too

saged
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>>691553799
Seriously fuck off with that shit. You are the reason Babies are being raped
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>>691553474
>Buy anything good on the steam summer sale?
are you implying that i'm a videogame-playing loser?
kek.
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>>691553957
Can you not read? Tits or gtfo.
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>>691553474
>>691553760
PLZ show me your tits, legs, pussy, assholey, face (if possible)

>I'm almost killing myself, plz i beg you, give me attention, LOOK AT MEEEE
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>>691553474
You know the rules.
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>>691554030
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>>691553969
Also tried getting some form of relationship started but failed miserably because its natural to ignore me regardless of how i look. Trusted this bitch but i guess im not allowed to anymore
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>>691553989
Only a little chubby.
>>691554079
Most people I know are.
>>691554137
Fine!
>>691554432
Im sorry about your sorrows.

can my upside down issue be fixed now pls?
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nice tits
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>>691553474
I don't play games. I'm so depressed, I don't feel like doing anything. I wish I was dead
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>>691553474
Fucking bait, nice photoshop tho, now who's that OP?

OC for you faggots, got more if you guys want
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>>691554595
Now do a full bodyshot. Where you from?
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>>691554595
God damn those are fantastic.
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>>691554595
OP DELIVERED!! Excellent! Your breasts are lovely. So, how you doing this evening, femanon?
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>>691554595
take a pic standing up straight. I want to see just how fat you really are. I cant jerk it if you're a fucking blob.
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>>691554595
>a little

Bitch you're laying down and still look a hot mess, standing up must be a train wreck.
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>>691554775
Show some rear pussy
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>>691554754
Stop complaining.
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>>691554595
I like chubby girls. They're usually nice
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>>691554595
God speed femanon. Dont be a distrustful cunt once or if you have a man. A long lineage proves that I'm going to die alone with a bottle and gun in my hand
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>>691554849
>>691554937
>being this fucking desperate for attention
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>>691553474
thumbnail looked like chick bending over with a super red asshole and dress hiked up. how bout you deliver
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>>691554595
show your pussy please
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sharpie in pooper
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>>691554775
It's me! I wish I knew how to photoshop.
>>691554722
Thanks
>>691554776
After this picture I'll do a full one! I live in the north
>>691554781
Thanks
>>691554842
I'm okay. I wish I had more money and more sleep.

I had nipple clamps so here are those. Owie.
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>>691554775
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>>691555046
okay
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>>691555187
my god its full of stars
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>>691555022 that's all i have for now /b/uddy
>>691555187
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>>691555184
Seems like you enjoy it rough
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>>6915551Great nipple clamps. Now im interested. I deem you not too fat.
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>>691555184
do you bring your own nipple clamps when you house sit?
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Hey, I can keep you company if your bored? Got a kik or something you'd like to talk on?
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>>691555456
kek
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>>691553474
I don't play pc
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>>691555400
I do, quite a bit. I'm trying to get into more things
>>691555446
Thanks mom
>>691555456
I bring the toys I need to keep me entertained.
>>691555592
gross
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bump
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>>691555739
Huh. You are actually pretty fat..
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>>691555739
Little chubby?????? No.
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>>691555739
Op Kik me or Snapchat me
JigsawAnon
>notice me senpai
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>>691555739
Sorry, thought an object like yourself would be willing to serve.
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>>691555739
Could you do a pic like that but without the bottoms and the nipple clamps?
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>>691555739
Put some icecream on your face and tits like a cumshot.
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>>691555739
I want to swirl my tongue in your belly button and hear you giggle
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>>691555184

wow you remind me of a thick, kinky married lady i used to... associate with

berry nice
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>>691555739
you have a fucking perfect body, these other neckbeards don't know what they're talking about
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>>691555739
Lol "Mom", you're so clever. I wanna yank on those fucking clamps.
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>>691553474
>>691553957
>>691554595
>>691555184
>>691555739
Hey, Miss OP. Can you take a pic of your shapely butt and post it, please? Also, are you into any kind of video games, either now or growing up?
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hey beautiful op wanna add me on kik mine is sndnnzn ill keep you entertained
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>>691555954
Could be fatter. Losing weight, gettin cuter.
>>691555991
No
>>691556032
Cute. But not into that kind of play.
>>691556164
If only I had ice cream.
>>691556180
I have a scar on my belly button from surgery. Fun fact.
>>691556332
Thanks
>>691556350
ouchie. they pull enough just sitting there.
>>691556360
I've always been into games. Zelda was my first. Currently playing Witcher.
some booty, for those who didn't ask
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>>691555739
sit in front of a mirror and take some pussy and ass pics for us
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>>691554595

oh shit. Can i like your armpits?
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>>691555184
fuck yes
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can you write lewis in your boobs?
>please
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>>691556489
How many fingers can you fit op?
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Tits are only fat bags
Small tits are superior, see pic

And OP is a landwale
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>>691556489
No icecrem? Milk works!
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Whose house are you sitting?
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>>691556489
where are you from OP?
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Give me your steam, ill buy you whatever you want. Write Bobby on your tit so I know you're real and OP
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>>691556489
I want your gorgeous round ass to sit on my face and smother me. you could feel my gasps for air on your clit as you grind and all I breath in is the scent of your wet pussy
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pussy or gtfo
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>>691556489
I expected Hank Hill ass tbqh famalam. That''s a much nicer ass. Bravo. I still want to yank on your nipple clamps though.
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>>691556489
>could be fatter.

True. Least it makes your ass look nice. Now imagine if you worked out. That ass would be 10/10
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>>691556523
I don't have a mirror heeeere
>>691556525
You can like them, I guess.
>>691556598
>no
>>691556669
About 4, but it's a struggle. Only two in the butt.
>>691556781
My friend, who comes back tomorrow. (and hopefully this time tomorrow I'll be choking on their dick. yay!)
>>691556888
that sounds unclean and sweaty

more bad lighting booty bc i can
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a better lighting booty bc i feel the last wasnt nice enough
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>>691556987

LICK. motherfucking autocorrect.

fuck.
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>>691556908
Lol be prepared for OP's big meat curtains
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The fuck is this, buffalo bill?
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>>691553474
At first i thought she was like bleeding or something? Anyone else?
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>>691556987
Face the mirror and spread your legs open
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>>691556987
Show those tits some love. (Suck on em).
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>>691557081
How old are you?
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>>691557081
thats a very nice ass op :-3 id cum all over it and day
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>>691557132
Bump
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>>691557081
I'd love to be balls deep in that bootyhole baby.
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>>691557081
A well lit buttspread from this angle so the light catches and show everything clearly would be just marvellous right now please.
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>>691556987
>hopefully this time tomorrow I'll be choking on their dick
step your game up, the dude is living in a basement
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>>691553474

Fuck OP I would bury my dick hard in your throat

You have thickness of the gods
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>>691557341
bitches love coke
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>>691557081
What's up with the ceiling?
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>>691555127
i thought it was the underside of an extreme bodymodder's split dick.
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T H I C C

OP show more pussy
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more ass please
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>>691555187
virgin?
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>>691557106
Mine's actually pretty standard.
>>691557132
My hair silhouetting my neck oddly.
>>691557185
19.
>>691557217
what is this face. im going to use it more. :-3.
nevermind
>>691557341
Aha, man. It's a really nice house. This is just a bedroom.
>>691557551
EVERY TIME!

better lit booty hole.
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>>691554595

Thanks for the amazing tits anon. Do you take any simple requests cause I could need some...
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show your face god damn already
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>>691558042

jesus.

gotta stick something in that ass now.
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OP you are killing my boner, take a pussy shot with good lighting
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>>691558042
OP we need better lit pussy
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fuck your sexy what get you off
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>>691558261
get ninja'd cuck
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>>691556332
>perfect body
>uncaring slob

This bitch is fat as fuck, you wouldn't even look twice at this sloppy mess in public.
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>>691558042
its a perv face :-3 your really sexy op your friend is very lucky to have you
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>>691558042
you want to suck your friend's dick?>>691556987
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>>691554775
Do itttttt
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>>691553474
I literaly can not run any good games on my PC, nor do i have the money to waste on a steam sale, no matter how cheap the games i can run are.

Did you get anything good in the Steam sale?
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>>691558346
Nigga you're on 4chan. Youd look at two dudes fucking in top hats and get off to it.
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>>691558042
Holy fuck if you do a two handed version of this spread..... It needs to be done for justice. Great improvement on lighting
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>>691558558
>>691558042
THIS
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what makes you horny
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>>691558042
Are you from nb?
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>>691553474
Wanna do private nude swaps? Im into whatever you want me to be into ;)
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>>691558536
>implying

i may be a faggot on chan but i'm not the kind of faggot that watches dudes fuck...faggot.
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>>691558091
no
>>691558326
Exactly! What vagina? I don't have one of those.
>>691558346
Tbh, I'm really hot.
>>691558426
Badly. I haven't had it for more than a week now. I miss it. and him of course.
>>691558520
Get a better job! I bought the dishonored DLC. I want a few other things but am saving for a trip.
>>691558536
true shit.
>>691558669
no
>>691558667
money and nice hair
>>691558676
you think I want to see some random person's ugly peen?

vagina has weird shine on it. o well. its cute.
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Why are you such a fucking slut?
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I recorded a vid for u anon ;) no mean comments plzzzzz ^_^
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That bra clashes with your shirt intensely. What the fuck. It's like a 12 year old wearing it's first bra that's a hand-me-down from it's mom.

Match colors and clothing styles accordingly, you fucking sleaze.
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>>691558800
friend with benefit or boyfriend?
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>>691558800
THERE WE GO, HOLY SHIT
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>>691558558
Fucking DIS!!!
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>>691558042
Thx for showing off doll. That's a sweet looking ass. Some of the plebs may not appreciate it but it's just because they've never known how good it is to grope a nice fat ass, slap and hurt it. That's a great shot of your pussy. Does showing off make you horny, or are you doing it because we expect it?
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>>691554595
I bonered do I loose?
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>>691558800
your so hot op we need more :-3 how about a video ?
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Tina?
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>>691559100
Thanks!
>>691559139
Okay!
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have any ass in the air pics
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>>691558800
Me and my gf are in to sharing pics, kik?
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>>691553474
But i am femanon
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>>691559253
brilliant
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>>691558800
So I got hella curly and super soft hair?
And as plies would say "I got plenty moneyyyy"
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>>691559253
Now we just need the top hats.
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what's your favourite sex position
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>>691555187
thats a cute little thing now isn't it?
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>>691559498
o h

that old ass rp card
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Holy shit you're so hot. More on the boobs if you don't mind please
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>>691558831
im a slut for free food
>>691558912
i didn't bring my cute black braaa i knooooooow. but this bra is cute so i wore it. so suck it.
>>691558967
fwb, previously bf, etc etc w/e w/e
>>691559100
I just like the attention
>>691559102
You only lose because you can't grammar
>>691559336
same
>>691559365
Meh. Sounds like an ex. Gross.
>>691559535
I like being fucked from behind.

nobody asked for sharpie in pooper, so how bout a buttplug?
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>>691559919
Not your ex. I eat ass. What's wit it
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>>691555739
my god you're sexy, please don't leave
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Just the kind of thread I needed. Gf broke up with me about a week ago, been going through bullshit with her at work. I wanna die, but your nudes make me wanna strive for the glory that is your booty.
God bless OP.
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>>691559919
I need to see that in you.
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>>691559919
I want to see you cum op
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>>691559919
I wouldn't refuse a buttplug pose, preferably a two handed spread. However could you deliver first a two handed spread without a plug? It would make for two great comparison pics.
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>>691560099
boner killer right there
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stat putting thing in your butt
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>>691559919
buttpulg yes pleases op that is really sexy :-3
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Where you live richfag fireman here would let you drink some of my top shelf liquor and fuck you in all 5 bedrooms of my house I live alone in. Can even wear my uniform if you're into that ;)
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>>691556987
lucky-ass friend
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Kristen?
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>>691560157
> Mad i told you that you would jack off to gay dudes in top hats, and now you post this. Of course you would you flaming faggot.
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You guys are rapists.

You guys are violating these women by viewing and sharing their private photos without their consent. A big part of what defines the act of rape is the lack of consent and there is clearly a lack of consent here. The images are even more appealing to you because there is an aspect of "forbidden fruit" due to the nature of the nude photographs being stole and originating from celebrities, which basically means that you're being aroused because their non-consent turns you on. This is a form of sexual assault. You don't see it as such because you have been blinded by rape culture.

If I were to punch you in the face, you'd be in pain. If I were to shoot you in the torso, you'd be in more pain. Both actions cause you pain, but one more than the other; the lesser act of assault is not negated simply because you could be a victim of a greater act of assault. Likewise, the act of sharing and viewing these nude photographs is still a violation of these victims/women regardless of whether greater forms of sexual assault exist. If you sick individuals have a conscience, you will cease viewing and sharing these stolen photos because you are currently no different than a common rapist.

Source: I have a Doctorate of Psychology (Psy.D.)
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>>691555187
God dammit, why hasn't anyone slapped googly eyes on this pic and made an hilarious meme yet?
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>ATTENTION ALL MEN OF /b/
Being born a woman is essentially a disability, and one I would say that is far more debilitating then your "autism." You don't have to worry about being raped everyday. You don't have to worry about being targeted by a serial killer. You don't have to fight everyday in order to have the same access to employment and respect from society. You aren't born into an expected weak role by default.
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>>691554595
Looking good Anon.
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>>691560453
what the fuck are you talking about fagass?
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ITT: misogynistic neanderthals who refuse to act like civilized adults and insist on treating me as a second class citizen for no reason besides whether or not I have a Y chromosome. Grow up, children.
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do you fucktards realize tits or gtfo dehumanizes woman as if she were not human but a mere possesion, tits or gtfo STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane that you guys think this is an actual rule. You're all fucking virgin faglords, no wonder why you faggots sit at home and jerk off on /b/ all day. TITS OR GTFO IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING DEHUMANIZED!
You know as well as I, the majority of you are only misogynist and say “tits or gtfo” because it makes you feel like less of a pathetic loser and failure at life

FUCK OFF!
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>>691559919
>That ass toy

I think i have seen you before.
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>>691559919
I know the feeling doll. Pleased you're so willing to show off. Makes me hard, for what it's worth.
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>>691560557
Front butt, or Mrs. Chokesondick-level titties?
>you decide
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Get ready to feel the Bern, you neo-Nazi Trumpcucks. There's a storm coming, in the form of millions and millions of disaffected Americans sick of having the American lie shoved down their throats by racist, homophobic Nazis like you and the mainstream media. Don't like what I'm saying? Go back to Faux News.
Capitalism has to be the greatest failure of organised government ever- but it came with the greatest lie ever told as well. Everything is fine. Keep consuming. Keep producing. You are what you own, and if you don't own anything, you are worthless.
The capitalist Ponzi scheme is falling, /b/rothers, just a little later than Marx predicted. It is coming.
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>>691553474
You look sexy, can you show feet? please ;3
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>>691560700
Nice attempt

8/8
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>>691560048
So does my current buddy o pal. Sorry fam.
>>691560082
Probably leaving at 2am, gotta wake up at 8 ): need some sort of sleep!
>>691560125
make a tinder, lower your standards, get desperate puss!
>>691560337
okay stop with the face im dying
>>691560719
I have posted multiple times in the past.

almost time to go it seems, got some cute spammers now.
i couldn't find lube, so this was kinda hard to do, but here it is >.<
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>>691560700
>>691560639
>>691560557
>>691560453
Shit bait try harder
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>femanon here
Men disgust me.

I’m a lesbian and am sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not show you my tits. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another woman to get naked, you dogs might see women as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of a woman just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better’. You describe women as ‘cumdumpsters’, quite frankly I’m enraged by this, if I ever heard you say this word in real life I would punch you so hard you’d be in a comma for the next month.

What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a man. Actually I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this ******* guy suspended from my work for making sexist comments about me and ordering me to get him a ****ing coffee every minute. Now he’s learnt his lesson and is making ME the coffee.

I weep for a world without men, a paradise. Without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally.

Unfortunately I can’t see my utopia happening anytime soon but I warn you, women’s rights groups are still fighting for equality and in the future society might not be quite so lenient on you misogynist bastards.


>TL;DR you misogynist bastards will have your privileges taken down soon
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>>691560639
this is /b/ it as far from "civil" as possible
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>>691560639
M'lady
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Face it men, you are all misogynists. Every single one of you views women as sexual objects whose mind and body you wish to fully dominate, so that she becomes nothing but your plaything.

You hate intelligent women. You can't stand the sight of a female scientist. You can't stand the sight of a female athlete. You can't stand the sight of a strong, muscular woman that is able to defend herself. You don't respect women. You hate women.

Elliot Rodgers is the prototypical man, who lashes out against the world when he fails to get what he wants. Men are unable to be happy with lowered expectations. Most men never mature beyond their 20s, and become depressed when they are unable to dominate others around them.

You all need to check your male privilege. It is alive and well, and abhorrently apparent on /b/.
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>>691560876
We're gonna need Kik or Snap.
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>>691560453
Tits?
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>>691560453
so should i ask for ops consent to jerk it to her would that make it better if so can i jerk it to you op
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>>691560700
Listen to the dubs, dub is all mighty
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Im a mentally ill transexual and fuck this mother fuckers.
I didnt choose to be trans and have this fucking nightmare of a life.
I didnt choose to have bipolar disorder.
I didnt choose to have non-24 hour sleep disorder.
I didnt choose to have paranoid delusions constantly.
You got to choose to be in the military.
You WERE NOT drafted.
You forced this shit on yourself and you want to fucking cry to me all the fucking time about how hard your life is? Fuck you.
You have complete control over your body.
Nobody fucking looks at you and goes HAHAHA look at that guy hes got PTSD lets jump him.
PTSD is your family throwing you out of your house and being homeless on the street as a kid.
PTSD is fucking laughing maniacally being awake for 4 days because you spent $700 on crazy stupid retarded shit like painting supplies and youre rolling around on the ground naked painting with yoru asshole and eating cake.
PTSD is carrying a knife or a gun with you at all times because someone might try and kill you just fucking because.
PTSD is endlessly thinking and monitoring every single tiny fucking thing you do because people are going to attack you as soon as you let your guard down.
PTSD is closing your eyes and throwing your gun somewhere in the desert so you cant use it to shoot yourself when youre depressed.

TLDR:
You think you deserve my sympathy because youre the kid who never learned the stove is fucking hot and not to touch it and touches it anyways.
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>>691560879
Couldn't agree more...

0/10, would never be trolled.
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>>691560876
but i like my face :-3
so hot how big is the plug? can it fit in your pussy?
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>>691560876
Seriously though. While it's in, a two handed buttspread and then one when youve popped the plug back out? It'll be magnificent if you pull it off.
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>>691560876
Droolbone?
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Considering that most men either have raped or will rape at some point, there is really no such thing as a false accusation of rape. If a man hasn't raped yet, having it brought to his attention in a way that illustrates the seriousness of the offense may prevent him from raping in the future, and if he has raped in the past and gotten away with it, then its totally justifiable to accuse him of rape.
I think society needs to understand that rape can be anything that violates a woman. Her dignity, her pride, her self esteem, these can all be raped, and its a very serious crime. I think an anonymous rape reporting tool should be required by law to be used in all institutions and workplaces, not just in a few colleges. Its important that men become aware of what they are doing to women with all their unwanted thoughts and actions.

For all of you saying women could abuse this, you should know that a VICTIM cannot be an ABUSER. Shame on you for victim persecuting.
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>>691560876
Orgasm for us op love to see your pussy wet, also will help you sleep
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>>691560700
TITS OR GTFO IS OFF
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>>691553699
Agreed
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>>691560876
I made a tinder but I haven't found any matches. I know I gotta lower my standards, but my last girl had a great ass, and that's what I need to know before goin for another gal, y'feel?
I give you probs on your fab ass and maybe I'll catch you on tinder lmao.
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>>691555184
Oh my God. You'd have me in the palm of your hand!
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Looks like thread is being over run, so I'm gonna head to bed now!
Thanks for the attention tonight /b/. I'll see you another night. Goodnight friends.
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>>691558042
What city do you live in?
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>>691560988
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>>691553957
Whats with the chains, babe?
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Jasey
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>>691553474
Why are you upside-down?
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>>691561307
>>691560719
Anon, i'm gonna save your pics, could you give a name to the folder?
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>>691560876
Spank yourself and take pic of the aftermath ;)
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>>691561307
Wait! Op Post face!
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>>691561307
}-: no dont go op
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>>691555187
Pink vision of heaven
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>>691561077
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>>691561406
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>>691561185
That's a compelling argument hitler
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>>691561421
heres half my face from a previous thread.
>>691561401
name it Rune-Chan
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>>691561164
How bout I tri force you to suck my cock ya cunts
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>>691560876
What looks better to you
circumcised or uncircumcised
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>>691561592
Thought you were someone I knew, sadly no, but still cute!
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>>691560876
Post a pic of your feet with socks on
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>>691561592
What city do you live in ? How tall? You're sexy baby
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fuck whos posting gore you runied this you faggotasses
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>>691561592
Shove a bigger dildo in your ass
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>>691561592
>naming yourself
please bitch, we give you the name. you dont name yourself is that understood
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ok you underage faggots im taking this thread over. roll 64 tells me what to do
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>>691561821
kick her in the throat
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>>691561773
I name her Rune-chan then.
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>>691561821
post time stamp
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>>691560897
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>>691561821
Find the fountain of youth
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>>691561592
>>691561401
Thanks! Hope see you in the future.

>>691561773
I like that name, fuck you.
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>>691561592
your cute af post more pics I want my cock down your throat
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>>691561767
>dildo
>doesnt know what a butt plug is
pathetic virgin lmao
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>>691561773
Some anon asked for a name though, so she provided
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>>691561077
you sound like a lump of human garbage worth nothing, vets who kill brown people to get through college are worth respecting more than you. All of those fake little mental illnesses are your fault, just remember to keep giving in to them and don't ever let 5 minutes pass without bringing up all of your disorders you attention whoring cunt :^)
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>>691561592
Post full frontal face and tits!

u r qt
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>>691561894
you dont name shit faggot. naming someone is by majority vote.
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>>691556489
You have...the most...perfect...most feminine figure. Can I wife you?
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>>691562025
I as well
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>>691561821
wear her glasses, oh wait I meant timestamp a fucking date
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>>691555377
>>691559919
I would love to fuck Your ass hard! :*
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I am sorry to everyone posting in my thread. Please let us continue the discussion on my facebook.

https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
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>>691562025
Alright then.
Anyone against naming her Rune-chan besides this pathetic faggot who thinks he matters on a camwhore thread?
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>>691562016
This please
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>>691562316
please
>implying a camwhore matters
faggot
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>>691562301
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>>691562025
I name her rone chen
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>>691562470
>Camwhore of the thread not mattering in her own thread
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>>691556489
If you're still on the thread, OP, have you played Uncharted 4 yet?
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>>691553474
Any kind and rich anon could get meXCOM: Enemy Unknown + The Bureau: XCOM Declassified

steamcommunity.com/id/dickchicken
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daily reminder under 10 inches is too small for the average woman
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>>691562723
again
>implying camwhores matter
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>>691554432
So fucking beta weeaboo status
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>>691562884
bumping for my beg ::(
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>>691556687
oh please sauce
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>>691562066
wat
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>>691558835
Sauce?
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just came everywhere, where does one find sluts like OP?
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>>691554775
moar
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>>691564020
on 4chan/B
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>>691560557
Ya, but guys have to pay child support & alimony for dumb bitches who don't want to get off their fucking ass and off the internet to get a job
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>>691564360
i wish
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>>691553474
Kik?
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>>691561164
But you know how easy it is for a girl to call / claim rape on a guy I mean she could be willing and have sexual intercourse with a guy or a drunk guy and then she can go back the next day and be like oh yeah he raped me so shut your fucking mouth
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as a nigg er :^)
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