Waifu claiming thread.
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>>691519035
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>claim
Claiming.
Claiming, help Yuuki git gud at Dark Souls edition
>>691529015
Wasted stats is a disgrace to god.
>>691529182
eww
>>691528553
>>691529182
Yeah, pathfinder right?
Use the unchained rules, they dont suck
>>691528992
>You'll never be a famous waifufag that plays dark souls
>>691529322
Core rulebook only. This is a physical pen and paper campaign and we are limited to core for now.
>>691529258
>says the one hanging with niggers
Still can't fucking encrypt my god damn loli. I've been doing this for over an hour, what the fuck.
What's going on in this thread?
>>691529644
Dark Souls General it seems.
>>691529224
git gud by making a Pyro knight of Lightning Paladin
>>691529509
>says the loli
>>691529601
just delete it
>>691529601
encrypt your loli? why
>Ibuki claimed
Yall are some judgmental motherfuckers
Shana
>>691529819
>>691529790
Why would I delete beautiful loli?
>>691529855
I don't need anyone seeing this stuff.
>>691529644
>>691529758
And I'm to blame!
>>691529353
>FeelsBadMan.jpg
>>691529758
>>691530068
I don't play, and have never played a Dark Souls game
>>691529999
Pick any of the following:
a) Move out
b) wait for some family member to discover your general porn/loli stash, hope it scares them into respecting your privacy
c) get cloud drive or usb key with your collection.
Does anyone else have a problem with becoming easily infatuated with someone? I'd say I'm a fairly attractive guy going into sophomore year of college.
I really want to be more friends that are girls but it feels like any girl that gives me attention and is remotely attractive, I become crazy about them, and sometimes mess things up badly.
Recently I became very close friends with this girl from when I was in highschool. At the same time I was going crazy over her, and I really did not want to. Now whenever I hang out with her I want to make a move so badly but know I shouldn't and I feel so disappointed after every time we hang out.
Getting more snacks, brb
>>691529509
Oh, that kinda sucks. Later levels you can smash face pretty good
>>691529819
Hey
>>691529601
I don't keep porn on my phone or computer, you can always refind it and it lowers the chance of discovery only to "in the act"
>>691530496
I'm very picky about my loli, so I can't find much that I enjoy, so it's kind of my only choice to download ones I enjoy.
>>691530249
>Only ever played once
>Tried to punch the first boss to death
>Almost did it, died, and gave the game back to my friend
Not my type of game, to be honest.
>>691530423
Somewhat, I've just learned to keep a wall between me and other people. Seems to work rather well.
>>691529897
feet feet feet feet feet
on the topic of Dark Souls...
I wonder how a sorcery scythe build would work out in 3
>I might try it for fun
>>691530496
how's it going frankenberry?? are you enjoying your weekend?
Madoka.
>>691530794
Claimed.
>>691530249
Hey Akiko. Thought you might like this.
>Maki
>>691530988
Hey there, how have you been?
OK, finally figured it out. Jesus fuck.
>>691531181
Pretty good, heat aside.
That's the only problem, it's hot as hell.
You?
>>691530249
Don't do it. Don't get sucked in.
>>691530729
Only on your phone then? Maybe a Google account only for that? USB?
>>691530932
I'm great! I've been talking to Chara a fair bit
How are you?
>>691529790
>niggers being cleaner than loli
Get out.
>>691530496
I can already grapple, pin and stun like a boss.
>considering roleplaying a lucha libre
>>691531290
>we kitty keyhole now?
>>691530966
hey madoka!!! how are ya??
>>691530730
>Tried to punch the first boss to death
kek. That's something I would do for sure
It seemed like my type of game. I like every game where fast reaction time and efficient creative comboing rewards you (hence my love for Genji). Isn't Dark Souls much like that?
>>691531025
Now that's a top tier claim, I'll tell you what!
>>691531045
Awesome
Would buy highlight intro/10
Thanks for sharing Maki
>>691531334
Man, I'm too poor to buy anything over 7 bucks
I had to blackmail people in order to have enough money to buy Overwatch
>>691531290
Same pretty much, though I'm getting more used to it.
>>691531571
Hello.
>>691531682
Yeah.
>>691531571
>
>>691531690
Eh, I hate summer so much.
>>691531664
I'm going to guess I am not the first Madoka poster by that response and that you have me confused.
Hiya.
>>691531567
ohhhhhh, i wonder what that means, wink wink nudge nudge
i've been great fran!!! doing amazing
>>691530349
That makes me wonder ... hoe many of us live at home with our parents?
>>691531873
mmm, not really!! i just like greeting people!!
how are you today?
>>691531567
this >>691531263
I lost the rest of my hentai due to file corruption, and I wiped it when I archived it, so no retrieval is happening, but this rule me be applied to all (even if I think loli > regular hentai): In order for something to be obtained, something of equal value must be lost.
>>691532186
must be*
>>691531682
>I had to blackmail people in order to have enough money to buy Overwatch
I mean, whatever works man lol.
Claimed miia, cant go wrong with snek
>>691531807
I don't like it either, can't do anything about it though so I just live with it.
>>691531682
>tfw you parry a boss's flame sword with your bare hands
>>691531643
El Tiburon de las Montanas?
>>691531894
Not that way!
Oddly enough we have practically the same name, which is kinda silly
What are you up to?
>>691532186
So it's password locked now?
That's good
>>691532408
More of a spider man myself
>>691529163
Akahashio, is that you?
>>691532156
Thanks..that makes me feel really good. I've been moping around today for no real reason.
How have you been today?
>>691531807
Kyouko.
>>691531690
Hey Holsts, good to see you.
Up to anything?
>>691532638
No, Im going for more of a striker. Grapple, then strike like a madman. Pin and tie up, prefers to subdue.
>>691532638
Hey man spider girl is second place ^-^
>>691532773
Melancholy is a fun thing.
/s
>>691531682
I dunno, just seemed like rolling simulator 2012 to me.
>>691532704
Oi, no lurking!
tomoko is mine
>>691532310
kek yeah, Homura knows more
I can't bother the guys too much for petty shit like that though
>>691532522
>nice pic
Also
>2016
>not parrying flaming hot swords with your bare hands
What are you, a faggot?
>>691532704
>noticed
How's the dogger?
>>691532940
>Go into costum game of Overwatch
>Ability cooldowns 0%
>Pick Mcree
>fight very hard AI enemy Reinhardt
You are now playing Dark souls
>>691532677
I don't know who that is..
>>691532638
suuurrreee, i know how it is!! :^)
hmmm, that would pretty funny lol
im just playing some civ right now, hopefully i can play games with someone later on!!!
>>691532773
moping?? something the matter, or just a lazy day today?
i've been great!! best i've felt in while!!
>>691532940
Why not? Im just drinking coffee and am tired
>>691533166
ayyyy, dogger is doing better. Shes snoring next to me on her bed
>>691532815
Not currently, been playing a lot of crusader kings 2 lately though so I might play some more here soon.
>>691532868
Sounds great.
Leather mask and all?
>>691532885
And is the only one who doesn't almost murder the shit out of Darling on a daily basis
>>691533056
Texas?
>>691533271
Shit, I haven't played Civ is too long.
Look up kind Arthur's gold. I just got it and it seems super fun
>>691533545
I dont know man mero seems to be doing better, same with papi
Waifu Lovers, I need your help, please.
I need to know everything you know about this anon:
Ｈｏｗ ｄｏ Ｉ ＮａｍｅＳｙｎｃ？ !1zLolicons
Who posted, at least, in the previous Waifu Claiming thread. Only people with the 4chan extension will know who I'm talking about.
Does someone know him? Has he been active recently, or is today the very first time he has showed up in these threads?
I need anything you know.
Thanks in advance!
>>691533166
>Implying I've played Overwatch
>>691533357
Because!
>>691533685
Togami.
>>691533685
It's just a thread.
>>691533166
>2016
>not running bare hand only
>>691532921
I could do without the melancholy.
>>691533271
I don't think there's anything wrong, actually. I am not sure why I am sad..or maybe there is a reason, that I don't know.
Best you've felt? Why is that? Can I borrow some of your happiness?
>>691533545
Of course. Its not a magic item in core, but I will have a mask.
>>691533193
Sorry then :S
>>691533953
Togame*
>>691533685
Hello, he has been active in the past 2 weeks pretty much.
Why do you ask?
>>691534363
*one week
>>691533685
Discord.
>>691533790
Well thats good enough for me, sorry for leaving on you earlier, i had something come up and i ended up crashing after i got home
>>691534120
Kagami's happiness will rub off on you, don't worry friend! Time heals all wounds, best advice I can give you man. Just a couple a weeks ago I was suffocating in melancholy, it'll pass in time. Stay strong dude.
>>691534120
i know how you feel!! it's just summer blue or something like that...
it's because of somebody!! and sure, you can!! take all that you need lol
>>691534120
I know how that is, I think. Even the things that made me happy in the past just feel, at best, like a way to pass time. The days I feel happy or excited about something are rare.
This is why I drink a lot!
>>691534286
New Videos Soon™
>>691534533
S'all good. You're loss mang, not mine.
So what's happenin?
>>691533625
Still have, but now do it less often
Rachnera never has, she is super careful on purpose after what happened with her first family
>>691534286
Good
What type of design?
>>691534340
It's alright kind anon
Hope you find him
Claimed Based Dio
>>691534840
>You're loss
Dont be like that, i already felt bad qq. Just watching a stream and being nosy in here. You?
>>691534536
Thanks. It's always good to hear that there's a light at the end of the tunnel.
>>691534576
Haha..summer blues. That might be it.
By the way, Kagami is my favorite Lucky Star girl, you have great taste!
>>691534581
It's concerning to me that my mood has been so dramatically up and down lately.
I do have a stash of alcohol too, and it is a Saturday..you might have just given me an idea.
Ok so I just noticed something weird
I had this bump on my forehead. It felt harder than the rest but it wasn't a pimple, the skin was pretty much pristine. I also felt something hard and squishy underneath. It kind of hurt when i pressed against it and was red for a while after
So of course I did the only thing a man does in this situation. I grabbed a knife and cut it open to see what was under my skin. Out of this bump came a lot of some kind of clear liquid, like water but a bit thicker. It wasn't pus I think, it was clear and odorless
Anyone got any idea what this might have been and did I make a good decision by cutting it open?
>>691533357
Ah so she's alright then
Great to hear it man. I have a dogger myself and I couldn't imagine losing her to anything but old age
What ras is she actually?
>>691533790
implying you should buy it and play with us
>>691534049
>2016
>not running amputated stumps only
git gud
>>691535168
I wouldn't recommend alcohol to cope, but that comes from bad family issues that I don't need to tell you about.
>>691535143
Lol, maybe I'll post it one more time tonight.
And not much, being hungry and waiting to upload a few new videos.
>>691535205
RIP Akikikikokokoko is kill.
>Implying I like FPS type games very much
>>691535205
Also, squeezing and pinching it made me hypersalivate for some reason
>>691535205
Probably just lymph fluid. If it returns see a doctor.
Generally ok to drain, sometimes really important to. Just keep that clean.
>>691535132
Hey dio! How are you?
>>691535490
Hello emi!
>>691535205
It was your brain Akiko.
You just lost part of your brain.
Or your whole brain perhaps.
claimed
>>691535205
Maybe a cyst? Only thing I can think of off the top of my head.
>>691535205
Y-You grabbed a knife and cut it? That is so hardcore.
>>691535347
I would normally agree with you, as I've had my share of bad family alcohol issues. But tonight, I just..want to feel a little more relaxed. Who knows what might happen to me this time.
>>691535168
thank you!! i think all madoka characters are great, except for mami maybe....she's just okay
it's a tossup between homu and madoka for best character lol
so how's your weekend going besides the feeling down part??
>>691526608
>>691529241
>favourite song in the album
That one is really good and distinct from the others. Despite strawberry cheesecake being my favourite dessert this one is my favourite track:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN_ASHV0e10
>Oh, are you winning?
Just won, it was a weird game, I had almost half the world but I was still worried because they could get a space race victory.
>Except we were arguing then.
And now we're hugboxing <3
>>691535602
I really fucking need to get Panzermadels. $5 is pretty damn tempting. I'm going to get it assuming I have enough money after gambling to buy shit.
>>691535559
Hello!
>>691535205
Im hoping its just gonna be old age for her, im sure it will be. She is a boxer, i still gotta post a pic of her in her cone if i remember sometime
>>691535520
I just ate some cereal since i didnt know what i wanted. What kind of videos are you uploading? More riding ones?
>>691535783
yeah it's a great game, if a little short.
>>691535663
>I was still worried because they could get a space race victory.
I heard from a friend that some games can go 8 hours long or so, it is true?
You are my favorite type of cake.
And, yeah. I guess that's kinda true, <3.
>>691535520
Neither do I, I came from mobas
thank god I shed those off
Overwatch is really a lot of fun though
>>691535559
>lymph fluid
Never heard of it
Thanks Fran
>>691535561
I guess kind of funny joke/10
>>691535614
After googling that I am pretty sure it was not a cyst, thank the gods.
>>691535619
Well, yeah of course?
What else do you do in that situation?
>>691535926
Post em when you do
>boxer
excellent taste in doggers man
I have a british cocker Spaniel myself
A ginger nota bene
>>691534340
Are you still here?
Alright, thank you for answering guys.
Let's go one by one.
>>691533953
What do you mean with Togami/Togame? Both seem to be anime characters, but what do they have to do with the anon Ｈｏｗ ｄｏ Ｉ ＮａｍｅＳｙｎｃ？ !1zLolicons / haiv#4673 ?
>>691534024
>It's just a thread.
What kind of answer is that. I know it's only a thread out of many, please elaborate.
>>691534363
>Active in the past 2 weeks.
Thank you for the info. Do you know what connection does he have with Discord?
Also what people here (namefags) does he usually speak to/get along with?
I ask because he has done something I didn't know it was possible. He linked two things that seemed to be unlinkable, and I want to know how he did it.
Thank you in advance!
>>691534481
Discord. Alright that gets me closer to the answer. What do you know about him in Discord? Why do you answer me with a simple "Discord." message?
How could he link an anonymous message in this thread with a Discord server?
I saw you two arguing some time ago, so I deduce you don't really get along you two. I'll appreciate any help you can give me.
>>691536324
Yes, and also, what is your connection with him?
>>691535624
Thanks! I do love all the Madoka characters too.
Umm..my weekend is relaxing. And I've bought a few things for the steam summer sale.
What's your weekend like?
>>691536194
I would probably not cut my face...
>>691536461
I am that "haiv", I'll answer your questions.
>>691535619
If it wasn't for Homu I'd say you have the best waifu.
>>691536091
They can last much longer than that, in average it's 6 hours but a game with slow game speed settings can even last 24 in-game hours.
<3<3
>>691536461
Excuse me sir, you seem like a diplomat of some sorts, explain me what the heck is going on.
>>691536461
It's just a thread, calm down.
>>691536461
>Discord. Alright that gets me closer to the answer. What do you know about him in Discord? Why do you answer me with a simple "Discord." message?
How could he link an anonymous message in this thread with a Discord server?
I told you to pay attention in discord
>>691536502
relaxing weekends are best weekends!!! my weekend is good, same ol stuff lol, just waiting to play games with somebody
if you don't mind me asking, what country are you from??
Tatsuta claimed
>>691534843
I think Ill come up with my own.
AWOOOOOO~
>>691536589
Then go for it.
Why did you do it. Why your hostility towards me. And especially HOW did you do it.
What connection do you have with Ekoserin.
Claimed
>>691536194
Boxers have always been my favorite since i got her.
My dad had 2 cocker spaniels, their hair was weird to me but they were some great dogs.
>>691536701
Okay, thank you for the info.
<3.
>>691534843
Ok true, but isnt almost dying the fun part??
>>691537052
>>>/mlp/
You're welcome
>>691537049
Why won't you just answer in the discord?
I'm not hostile with anyone.
You just came in and started randomly asking about your friend.
So, I tought I'll help you.
That's why I came in the discord.
But you started with.
Just tell me
How?
@haiv Please, tell me HOW.
You can check yourself the rest.
>>691535561
That isn't a problem, he never had one
>>691535864
How are you?
>>691536194
The basic overview of it is blood pressure causes more fluid to exist capillaries than comes back in, so the extracellular fluid has to be recollected and put back into the vena cava (the vain that goes into the heart). The lymphatic system does this, while filtering it and killing germs. If it has a problem, the lymph nodes swell, kinda like what you described. It also includes the spleen, if you ever wondered what it was for.
You're probably fine though
My doggo is a fourth grand Pyrenees, fourth chow, and the rest is mutt
>>691536981
Best way to do that. It should include fists
Fran
>>691536701
Thanks friend. I really love Homu too (not that way), I'm glad we feel similarly about these two.
>>691536783
It's the only kind of weekends I have nowadays, haha.. What game are you going to play?
I'm in the United States.
>>691535926
What kinda cereal?
And yep! Gotta show you how stupid trying to outspeed a yellow light is!
>>691536194
>I haven't played any games really for quite some time
I think I'm growing out of games, send help.
>>691536502
Wasn't really a cut, more a puncture
Still you should have enough pain tolerance to inflict minor medical treatments on yourself. I learned myself some things since I never ever go to doctors or hospitals
>>691537125
Very gentle, loving puppers
Not too big, but not a rat on a leash either
Perfect family dogs if you ask me, though they're lousy guard dogs
>pic related, Lucy the dogger
>>691537323
Ah, thanks for the briefing
>a fourth grand Pyrenees, fourth chow, and the rest is mutt
That's some healthy genes right there. I always disliked most inbred purebreed dogs
>>691537444
>checked
>I think I'm growing out of games
Nah, you just haven't gotten your hands on a good game for you lately
>Akiko
>>691537049
>What connection do you have with Ekoserin.
I just argued with him last thread. That's my connection.
>And especially HOW did you do it.
I don't get it.
What are you talking about?
>Why your hostility towards me.
Because you seem so desperate, and you're not answering on discord.
I'm didn't want to seem hostile, though.
>Why did you do it.
?
>>691537401
yeah...same, sometimes i wish i had more excitement, but this is nice too!!!
dead by daylight hopefully!!
ohhh okay!! same here lol, im gonna guess east coast!!!
>>691535168
Okay, just ... be careful. Alcohol, especially afterward, increases my suicidal thoughts. Make sure you eat tonight, have some carbs and sugar tomorrow (bananas and fruit)
>>691537777
>
>>691536461
I'm not sure what you're on about the Discord, no clue.
I usually speak with him.
I have no clue what you're on about though.
>>691537777
Sick integer.
>>691537777
I wish i had those quads
Checkd
>>691537777
cute
>>691537444
Checked. Well you better be careful, i like talking to you and it might be hard to do that if you lose and arm or something
>>691537693
That sounds just like my dogs, boxers are loving family dogs but they are both giant scaredy cats and the worst guard dogs ever
>lucy a cute
>>691537975
>>691538017
>lucky 7's
does this mean im gonna get hit by a bus now or something??
>>691538066
>dubs checked
>>691537249
I wouldn't think so
>>691537693
Yeah, must are the best
SUCH A CUTIE!
>>691538268
Please don't be!
what the hell is going on
>>691538268
I'd hope not. I got quints some time back, still alive.
>>691538427
Jerkchen bringing joy to our lives.
I have returned with papperoni pizza
>>691537693
I dunno, none are really appealing to me too much...
>Are we posting doges?
>>691538164
>Lose an arm
HA! If only, if I crash going 70 mph+ I'm pretty sure an arm would be lucky!
>>691537777
^^ it's like a slice of life anime this way, though. Dead by Daylight looks scary! I am not very good with scary games. Have you ever played it before?
>>691537829
Thanks.. I'll be careful. I am usually good at managing to make sure I don't get a hangover. Suicidal thoughts on the other hand..well, I'll just have to be extra vigilant tonight to go to sleep if I catch myself slipping.
>>691538109
hey anon!! how's it going??
>>691538425
lol im sure it's noth-
>>691538479
hmmmm, well maybe it's just good luck then!!!
>>691538677
Cheese > Papperoni
I forgot how hard it is for me to find loli picturex I like. I'll download 1 picture out of 50 I look at on average.
>>691538863
That'd be good!
>>691537693
Holy fucking shit why does it keep rotating my shit?
>>691538164
I don't have a lot of experience with boxers but I heard they're gentle as fuck
I had an ex who had a Jack Russel, a miniature Pinscher and a Belgian Malinois but that's all the dogger experience I have
>lucy a cute
Damn right, and she's disciplined as fuck since she comes into contact with a lot of people. She's our storedog.
She doesn't bark, she can give high fives and dance
>pic related is also my dogger, hopefully not rotated this time
>>691538425
She really is. Never met a pupper that begs more succesful than her
I'd like my own mutt later, don't really care about the makeup as long as it's not an extremely large or small dogger
>>691538427
we /an/ now
>>691538710
Well what do you enjoy doing? Strategy, puzzles, platforming,...?
>Are we posting doges?
Only our own doggos
>Akiko
>>691538710
Either way just try to be safe out there. Also send me them vids when they are ready
>>691538799
you're right!!! living in a slice of life wouldn't be bad at all...
i haven't played it yet, this will be the first time!! im looking really forward to it, it's always fun playing with someone you know
>>691538677
Enough to share?
>>691538863
Shit, a bus through the window. What are the odds?
>>691539052
30 pounds is the right size, and how big Cayenne Pepper is
>>691538863
good
I have a kitter
>Tatsuta
>>691539052
Your dog is ADORABLE. I also love that it doesn't bark, and knows commands.
Would you be interesting in selling your doggo? I'd make it worth your while financially. I'm looking for a good dog that doesn't bark, is potty-trained, and knows commands. I don't want to go through the hassle of training a dog.
>>691538986
>Cheese pizza
Fucking child lover, I see through you
>>691539274
You'll have to... ASSASSINATE me for it LUL
>>691539481
YUNOOOOOOO
>>691538425
awww... no fun!
