Alright chefs, I need an order of 55, an 88, and a 47
Get on it you fucking donkeys
chef is gay
im on it chef
>>691523852
y-y-y-yes chef
Faggot
>>691523999
checked
>>691523999
it is pefectly cooked, but not what I asked for you honkey donkey sack of shite!
They might be slightly undercooked, but i hope these digits are okay!
Yes chef
>>691524112
YOU FUCKING DONKEY, HANG YOUR APRON AND FUCK OFF
>>691523852
Coming right up, chef
Ruba-dub
>>691523852
why dont you just server these instead?
47
>>691523852
Im not no bitch chef.
55
88
47
here u go
Niggercake
>>691524243
YOU DON'T YOU JUST TAKE THOSE AND RAM THEM UP YOUR FUCKING ARSEHOLE YOU USELESS FILTH, FUCK OFF OUT OF THE KITCHEN!
We have a special guest coming to the restaurant this evening, he offered to buy shots for everyone at the bar!
Order up, bitches
>>691524377
Nice
Dubs
Chef
>>691524290
You can fuck me out but dont FUCK WITH ME, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN!
here you go, chef.
>>691524377
IF I WANTED COMPLIMENTS ID TAKE MY DICK OUT OF YOUR MOTHERS MOUTH AND ASKED HER!!!!
>>691523852
YES CHEF!
>>691524489
YOU WERE ONE DIGIT OFF CHEF. HANG UP YOUR OUTFIT, OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN.
Here's that 88 you ordered too
Heres the dubs chef
here ya go, chef
time to eat-y eat this 88
>>691524755
Checked
Shit
86 THAT FUCKING 88, AND 47, THE CUSTOMERS LEFT YOU SACKS OF SHIT.
SOMEONE GET ME AN 11 NOW!
88 comin up
>>691524755
delicious
>>691524866
Doin my best
Here it is Chef, sorry for the delay
>>691524866
88 is just a couple of doughnuts, why would anyone order that?
>>691524884
IT'S UNDERCOOKED!
>>691524866
yes chef
>>691524884
IT'S FUCKING RAW.
>>691523852
Here you go chef
I'm out bitch
here is your 11
>>691524866
YES CHEF
>>691524866
YES CHEF
>>691524866
did order #11 want one slice or two?
>>691524962
Did I do well chef?
>>691524947
I WILL SUPPLY 88
>>691524947
THEY LEFT YOU STUPID SACK OF SHIT, THEY ALREADY LEFT, TAKE THAT DISH AND TAKE IT HOME WITH YOU, AND FUCK OFF OUT OF THE KITCHEN!
>>691524866
SORRY SIR HERE YOU GO
>>691524866
yes chef
>>691525093
It's overcooked, you CUNT!
ORDER UP!
>>691525130
Oh, is this what you needed instead chef?
>>691525154
Uh-oh.
here's your 11
KEEP WORKING ON THAT 11 AND ADD A 15 AND A 36 ON TOP OF THAT YOU USELESS FUCKING COWS
Sorry I accidentally jizzed on it
11 coming up chef!
I'm sick of your shit. here's your fucking 11.
Did you want ice cream?
>>691525317
well i dont know why anyone would wanna eat this, but here you go, chef!
rollin'
a sheet of filo for a layered pastry, chef
>>691525317
I've been waiting on my 11 for ages. I'm about to walk out!
Im putting aids in the meat
>>691523852
i,..,, i made some ramen for you chef,., please love me cheff,,
Ew I got pee on it
YES CHEF! But all this delicious food is going to waste i can't help myself
i'm a terrible chef, maybe i can redeem myself right now
Coming right up!
coming up in just a second chef
>>691525447
NO ONE WANTS TO EAT IT BECAUSE THAT ORDER IS INVALID YOU FUCKING TWAT
I hope this is what you wanted, Chef!
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>691525547
Nice
>>691525447
God damnit they already left. You're just going to get him even more mad at us.
Here chef!!!
>>691525455
tits or gtfo
>>691523852
done
here's your 36 chef
extra saucy chef
>>691525647
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SOMEONE MAKES ANOTHER FUCKING 47 I WILL TAKE THEM SLICE THEM AND SHOVE THEM UP THEIR FUCKING ARSEHOLE!
11 coming up
Uhh, Waiter? there was a hair and some semen in my 55, i would like a new one.
>>691525777
jeez chef no need for the 777
here's the 11
YOU ARE A BUNCH OF USELESS FUCKING MONKEYS, JUST MAKE ME ANY EVEN DUBS AND I WILL FINISH THE PLATES YOUR YOU !!!!
number eleven coming up
>>691525647
Fucking damnit did you not listen to me?! >>691525718
They already left and he's going to fucking kill us
>>691525777
Yes Chef!!! Beautiful trips, Chef!!!
Chef it's Sabrina and I'm here to help the best way I can chef!
>>691525893
coming right up
>>691523852
it's my first day
>>691525948
sorry chef, i'll give it another go
I sliced a finger off making this, but here is the order!
>>691526022
EVEN DUBS. FUCKING CHECKED!
>>691523999
checked
>>691525948
YES CHEF!
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A PUBE IN MY FOOD
>>691526022
there we go
Ive been here for HOURS! where is my 11 i ordered???
>>691525777
Y-yes chef. I hope this 36 is alright
>>691526119
Ramsey will be making your order, now.
>>691526119
fuck you cunt
>>691526119
Coming right up!
>>691526022
YOU SONS OF BITCHES COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT THE NEWBIE FUCKING CHEF OVER HERE
I NEED ODD DUBS NOW!!!
I think you'll find here that everything in the kitchen is fine.
Please don't kill me
>>691523999
>>691526260
Coming right up, with extra pizazz!
please be kind
Odd Dubs coming up!
>>691526260
Don't worry chef! I wont mess it up this time!
>>691526388
Checked for pizazz.
>>691526388
Whoops, my bad, needs a little more sauce
>>691526260
h-here chef...
>>6915262604
Gettin' right on it, sir
Sorry for eventual fuckups, I'm finnish therefore I can't cook
>>691524377
>>691524866
Yes Chef!
>>691526488
ahh fuck, i forgot the sauce again.
I forgot what 11 was
>>691526388
checked
>>691526388
>>691526488
fucking witnessed
>>691526388
>>691526488
IF YOU MAKE THAT SAME SHIT DISH ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME...
I SAID ODD DUBS YOU NEANDERTHALS!
I've got a fresh chumstick
>>691526488
>>691526388
Holy shit
>>691526558
Thats the wrong fucking sauce, let me handle that.
>>691526119
here you go faggot
How about some Roo Brew?
>>691526623
I'm working as hard as I can chef
>>691526623
33 coming right up
Don't worry boys I got this.
>>691526708
YOU'RE COOKING IN A BURNT PAN!!!!
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!!!!!!?!?!
Just heil the Führer to cook perfectly
IT'S FUCKING RAW
Ching chang chong, i cooked a dong!
>691526855
>>691526708
>>691524954
>mfw some shitty brazilian maymay website just places their banner over the actual source
>>691526708
Fuck sake, give it here. I'll use my semen as sauce.
Hail Hydra, for he is the real chef.
>>691526623
Here chef! Forget his dish
I think this is right, i still spit into it, but i think its right
>>691526872
alright, finally found the Lamb sauce, here you go, OP!
neigh, chef
HERE'S THE 33 FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>691526999
plenty of lamb sauce
>>691523852
Is this ok ? ...
>>691526999
checked.
>>691526999
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
I hope you see this fit chef
>>691526959
No you're fucking it up! Give it here
>>691526999
WE DID IT
>>691523999
>>691526999
>>691525777
chef you prepared the dish perfectly but our customer already left!
>>691526623
wait, this isnt meth we're cooking, is it?
>>691526999
I SAID ODD DUBS, NOT TRIPS YOU FUCKING TWAT!
i deep fried some tranny penises, i hope this is close to what they ordered.
99
>>691527099
checked!
>>691526488
two 88s in a row please sir please
>>691524866
yes chef
>>691527179
there you fucking go >>691527099
>>691525986
>>691526022
>>691526999
too much sauce, take it back to the kitchen
>>691527099
ALRIGHT FOR THE LAST ORDER BEFORE WE CLOSE ANY TRIPS WILL DO, WHOEVER DOESN'T GET IT RIGHT WILL HANG THEIR FUCKING APRON ON THEIR WAY BACK TO THEIR MOTHERS HOUSE LIKE THE FUCKING LOSER THEY ARE!
I'll do my best chef!
>>691523999
Checked
>>691523852
Learn your manners highland nigger
>>691527445
Right chef! Here you go chef!
>>691527445
bye chef
>>691526388
Roll
>>691527445
You mean this?
Yes hello chef, i ordered the glass of water it waas very good, but now i think i could use an order of 35, please
On it, boss.
Claim
>>691527445
i know i got this right this time
Here you go chef!
roll4ramsay
>>691526653
>>691527590
YES ILL TAKE THAT 35, AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE, WOULD YOU LIKE IT WHOLE OR DICED!?
>>691527445
Here we go
>>691527445
if they dont like this they can eat my dick.
Well time to hang it bois
888
>>691527374
Take you're sauce.
>>691527784
well shit, do they want it deep fried or pan seared?
>>691527771
Almost
>>691526999
Fuck you chef, here's the dish. I'm leaving.
>>691527888
checked
>>691527888
Noice
>>691527888
the sauce was the secret recipe the whole time!
>>691527888
>you're
>>691527445
I will hang something else I think ...
>>691527099
>>691523852
YES CHEF!
>>691527888
I closed service by assaulting the customer, is this okay chef?
>>691527888
its the sauce... the sauce was the key the whole time!
I'll give em' the ol' shit nest!
>>691527888
ABOUT TIME YOU SORRY SACKS OF SHIT DID SOMETHING RIGHT AND ON TIME.
CLOSE THE BLOODY KITCHEN
JEAN PIERRE, ESCORT THE CROWD OUT WITH SOME DUBS
>>691528157
did they save room for dessert?
>>691527888
Damn
Lets kick this suckers
>>691528157
YES SUH MASSA ONE SALAD COMING UP
>>691527888
He should be Chef
Chec
>>691528488
u did it b0ss
>>691528488
I'll serve these dubs right away!
>>691528488
Once again, /b/ delivers with an exquisite performance.
>>691528488
THANKS FOR ESCORTING THEM OUT. THAT'S IT FOR THE NIGHT. YOU FAGGOT BARELY MADE IT THROUGH SERVICE! ANOTHER SORRY SHOW OF YOUR LACK OF FUCKING SOCIAL AND WORK SKILL AND ILL MAKE YOU ALL HANG YOUR APRONS!
>>691523999
nice
>>691525268
That's not a snake.
>>691523852
Heard
I cooked up something special.
I doubt it'll help with the orders but maybe we can give some to the customers that aren't getting their fucking food because of these imbeciles the Manager calls Chefs?
We don't want to be out of business.
>>691524646
SO. FUCKING. CLOSE.
>>691523852
Yes chef!!
>>691526623
i'm back bitch
>>691524866
six hot loads on the plate
>>691526623
chef ramsay make sweet tender love to my wife
>>691526623
i made a grilled cheese
>>691526623
paula deen checking in
>>691526623
chef jon would beat your ass
>>691528157
hitler did nothing wrong
