I'm super drunk right now. I'll do pretty much whatever
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm super drunk right now. I'll do pretty much whatever trips says except for hardcore mutilation etc. Trips decides what i do...
>>691517511
oh damn, check zoze dubz
bump
>>691517511
Sober up
>>691518484
pfft. nah
>>691517511
invade poland
show ur face, fag wizard.
bump
give credit card info
>>691519338
roll
Draw a picture of a cat
>>691517511
>get super drunk
>spend that time on 4chan
OP you're a fucking loser, moreso than the other losers here
>>691519556 (op)
close buddy, close
>>691519599
ik.
Not reply at all.
Just stay off 4chan for 24 hours
Roll trips!!!!!
>>691519599
Says the person who is sober and on /b/
>hear your jimmies being rustled
scream out trump lives with me
>>691519781
Rolling
>>691519014
rollin
>>691519915
rolling
My Trips COMMAND you to post CP
> pic unrel, of course
Sharpie in the pooper
>>691517511
Make me a sandwich
>>691519953
roll
>>691519836
no rips yet breind
>>691520059
rolll
>>691517511
Imma waste trips i sure hope i dont
>>691520110
That was a close one
>>691520095
roll
Rollerino
>>691517511
go to bed
go to bed
>>691519998
WINRAR, now Fufill your destiny!
>>691519998
Oh shit
give up alcohol for the rest of your life.
(OP)
cummon faggots. im abput to fall asleep
Shove a piece of fruit up your ass and take a picture + timestamp
>>691520299
rtoll
>>691520313
> 998
> trips
> implying xxxy are trips
Summer has come yet ? Yes.
>>691520313
Lurk more faggot, he didn't get trips
bump-
>>691520513
This
>>691520513
Rolling
Microwave a hot dog and then gift it to someone.
dont sleep nigger
imma waste this roll
if trips then whoever has the best reply gets it
Show us your cock
put a spoon in the microwave and anything else thats metal
>>691519783
>being under the influence on 4chan
If you're not sober on /b/ you are a loser plain and simple. Nobody who drinks to get wasted alone and sits on the computer is living a decent life. And on any drug you're just wasting that high online
>>691520842
jk, cum on a family photo
Put tons of sharpies in ass and post image result thing
do a backflip
>>691520299
roll
>>691520913
This
Call the first girl in your contacts and tell her that you're a virgin and you need sexual release
If she thinks you're joking insist that you're not
If she says no tell her that you will probably kill yourself
>>691520964
Sooo this
>>691521026
kek
>>691517511
Cut just a little bit of your pinky toe, it's not hardcore mutilation.. you don't even need it.
>>691521026
Come on
Twitch /orthodoxnation
Op go shit on this crying pussy
>>691521026
Last time
>>691521026
roll for this
go to bed
Banana up your asshole all the way with timestamp!
Go !
>>691521026
rolling for anything but this
Suck a cock like the faggot you are and post the picture here.
>>691521314
This
Cut off your finger
post pic of you trying to selfsuck timestamp req
>>691521314
Go op ... do it
>>691521026
Rollerino
I hope your mom is your only female contact
Shave half your head
>>691521314
Rolling for this
>>691521459
This
>>691517511
Stick your finger up your ass, pull out dookie, sniff, lick, eat.
>>691521492
This
Make a thread on 4chan saying that you are drunk and the first person to get trips gives the act of what you have to do. Then be a faggot and not deliver
Get off /b/
Check em
>>691517511
Eat your own shit
>>691521314
Rolllllllll
>>691521630
re roll
checked
>>691521630
realistic scenario
Buy every available hard copy of Videodrome off of Amazon (vhs, dvd, blu-ray)
Then mail half of them to James Woods and the other half to me
>>691521734
I have to see this
Rolli
>>691519599
I have been trashed on 4chan more times than I can remember.
Maybe you suck for being mr sober guy
>>691521567
Last time>>691521567
>691521630
rolling for this
Vomit on your penis
>>691519599
Maybe some of us are alcoholics
Maybe OP should run into his local movie theatre and scream "Allahu Akbar!" as loud as he can while throwing firecrackers at people
listen to an hour of trap music then sleep . fag.
Toothpaste tube up the ass
>>691522127
roll for either. your choice OP
>>691522090
Chastity device, give key to crush and tell what it is.
>>691521026
this
go watch every episode of Lucky Star without Eng dub or sub
Max Volume, doors and windows open
Put salt in your penis
>>691520513
Do it !
Kill Yourself
Fall asleep waiting for trips
>>691522496
Rolling
>>691522365
reroll
>>691522277
Dubs get. Do it op.
go insane and break everything expensive you own and film it
Shit on a piece of paper... photo with timestamp*
Put the shit in your hair also... timestamp.
Good luck grasshoppa
>>691522365
rolling this shit
Fucking kill yourself anon
Send dick pic to female relative !
Timestamp of course
>>691522365
rolling
>>691521691
roll
>>691522365
Rolling
>>691522838
Rolling
Cut first knuckle of index finger off. Timestamp for proof
Tweet a dick pic to Anita Sarkeesian and let her know that you're dtf
Then quickly apologize and tell her that thunderf00t told you to do it
c'mon ni`ggas i'm getting tired. bumpidy bump bump
>>691522838
Roll roll rolling
put your dick in between you legs and do the dance from Silence of the Lambs. Film it
>>691522838
This !
>>691522776
>>691521026
ROLLERONI PEPPERONI
>>691522838
Roll
http://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/q2033371-question-for-white-guys-only
Vote!!!!
post a dic pick and then jerk off to it. Tamp stamp both dick and cum pic
>>691521026
Rerolling
>>691521777
fuck
Give me your dubs if I get trips!
Go to bed
>>691519998
So close to quads
>>691521026
Just do this OP
It is clearly the most popular
>>691523270
Go away we are trying to make op do stupid stuff and then laugh about it...
Also.. dick pic to fem relative +timestamp
op post a picture of your drivers licence with a time stamp
Do a Goatze with timestamp
>>691521026
This
>>691522838
Roll for this
>>691522838
Roooollll
>>691523507
Do it op
>>691522838
Roll
>>691521026
This
plz help me Kek
>>691523673
This
draw a dick on your face with a sharpie and then make it your profle pic for facebook
>>691523755
Roll
Send a dick pic to a female relative( mom,sister, aunt whatever) and say that you haven't been getting any lately and could use a release.
>>691517511
Drink a glass of your piss, por favor.
>>691523927
Go !
>>691521026
Ayy this desu
HOw bout no
>>691520313
I fucking hate summer.
go to bed
>>691523927
Rolling
>>691517511
Trips command you to send a messenge to a 10/10 qt on Facebook with this " Hi, my name is (your name)-kun, and getting drunk is my first favorite hobby and fucking is my second. And I'm already drunk desu~"
Roll for justice
>>691524202
bump
Eat your shit
>>691523987
rolf
drink more
im up for whatever...sharpie to boot
>>691521026
thiiiis
>>691522838
roll
>>691521630
rolling this
>>691522838
rolling
>>691521026
roll
YOU FUCKING ASS-HATS!!! iT'S 2A,M HERE AND YOU STILL DONT HAVE TRIPPS?1?!?!?!
bUMP]]
(OP)
>>691524907
raviioli ravioli
please choose this-ioli
()OP)
take some more alcohol thru your asshole
>>691525082
get trips
you cant get off unless you get trips in a thread made just for you to get trips
drink your cum
smash a window faggot
>>691522838
Of course timestamped...
fap to Nigel Farage pic
>>691521026
Roll
Wow still nothing..vote for dick pic to female relative share response, let dubs decide next response
do nothing
>>691521026
Roll
start a minecraft lets play channel
Punch ur tv so hard ur hand goes through
Rig up an enema bucket and pour 750ml of hard liquor in your ass.
Don't Deliver.
c;mon bpys im gettingslepy
(OP)
>>691517511
I started drinking since 2 pm and im on my 16 beer and counting
Eat shit op
Put a kitchen plate on top of another kitchen plate
>>691525869
ewan?
go to sleep
>>691526086
Roll
go to sleep
>>691522838
ROLLINGKWKSMSLSNDMNMM
Taste your own shit
Stop posting forever and be condemned to lurking.
>>691526084
Whats up? hwere are you? i started a 8 pm GMT
go to 9gag
>>691522365
Roll
Full body nude with timestamp. Send it to first female in your contacts.
>>691526084
make that 17th and 18th beer and two more make 19th and 20th beer.
Go cum on someone / in someone's food / drink.
Squeeze ur dick into a beer bottle
>>691526086
Rolling
>>691526353
Roll
>>691523927
Roll
Destroy ur mouth using a viberator
>>691526232
Lick it
>>691526232
Roll
go to sleep or finish your drink and stop attention whoring on /b/
>>691526305
i am pretty fucked up right. i went out to get cigs and 6 more beers.
>>691526353
Cmon roll
>>691526086
Rollin
Place 4 grams of sugar in a plastic see through bag and ask your neighbor if he would like to purchase some cocain
>>691526353
Rolling
>>691526478
roll
(OP(
>>691526232
Reroll
Eat shit
>>691522838
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin
Put a toothpick between ur toe and toenail and kick a wall. Post pic.
Go jizz in the gallon of milk in the fridge then put it back
Eat shit and die
>>691526723
Roll
Purchase a dildo and post a pic
>>691521026
Self suck your dick
drink chocolate milk
>>691526497
cool dude. i've had like 7 vodka shos and 3 or 4 ciders. w? whed you start?her ypu at?
currently listening to trap music.
Sit on neck and back in bathtub and shit on urself
Dildo in ass than give the dildo a blowjob
Eat a roll of toilet paper
Decimate a piece of ur couch
Do nothing, you drunk faggot
>>691527001
Reroll close shit
>>691517511
Eat an entire ham raw
Drink bleach
Shove worm in pooper
>>691521026
Rolling for this, but instead of calling, text them and give proof.
>>691527243
Rolling
>>691527243
Roll
Try really hard to try really hard
>>691521026
Text instead of call them, post proof afterwards.
>>691527243
Roll
>>691527243
Drink it fag
>>691521026
Roll with the texting instead of calling
>>691527299
>>691527439
>>691527243
Rollin
pick ya nose and eat your bogey
>>691527624
Trying again
Get
Kiss your dog passionately
>>691517511
go around and check your power outlets with a fork to make sure they still work.
>>691527767
Damn I was close
Commit sudoku
Re roll
>>691521026
roll
>>691527869
Rolling
>>691526914
i started drinking since 2 pm nyc time and i am on my 19th beer. i am listening to Verizon Vios rock hits.
>>691521026
rollo
>>691517511
> super drunk
> good spelling for /b/ and decent meme
go eat a dick, eather you arent drunk or youre a pleb.
>>691521026
rpll
>>691528000
Winrar
>>691528000
WINRAR!!!
>>691528000
WINRAR. Op has to do what he does best, and eat a dick
>>691528000
OP has to eat a dick
>>691528000
RINWAR OP EATS A DICK
>>691528048
>>691528058
>>691528132
the faggot has probably abandoned the thread already.
He is super drunk, how could he not.
Lay on the floor
Post a picture of your anus on your Facebook then post the screenshot
buy winrar
>>691520313
You stupid disgusting piece of greasy shit, I hope you outlive your child. 9998 is not fucking trips, you stupid cuckold summerfag.
>>691520513
This
And OP either way we don't believe you'll do shit because you already didn't times tamp from the beginning so all these fuckheads haven't asked for time stamp
Try and suck your own dick op
>>691521026
Fucking kek, roll
>>691528000
where do i get a dick? I have a banana
(OP)
guys, you suck at getting trips
>>691521026
Yeah
>>691523087
Rolling for this.
>>691528806
>go into thread that has reached bump limit
> rage about one of the top 8 comments
why am I still on here?
oh yeah, I have no life
>>691524202
rerolling
>>691528977
eat your own dick
Donate money to your local SPCA. Your furry friends will thank you for it!
Shit in your sink. Pics
>>691517511
kill me
>>691528977
that and pic with timestamp
Buy a plane ticket to Cabo. Go to Cabo alone.
Drink a gallon of antifreeze
Send a vid of u jerkin it to ur mom, post pics as proof
>>691528000
>go eat a dick
find someone and suck him off with timestamp
bump
>>691531145
Bite off dick when sucking
