Fluffy thread.
There will be those few people wondering what the fuck a fluffy thread is, so here's this image.
>pic related
Post your fluffies.
don't fucking die on me
>>691515371
Microfluffy story? Microfluffy story
>Be you, owner of what you can presume is the largest Nutragel farm in Texas
>It's 110 inches from one side to the other, and about 30 inches tall with a depth of 10.
>It's filled with a soft, dark blue Nutritional Gel, used as both housing and food for the micros you plan on using.
>Why do you have such a huge tank? Well, you plan on using these fluffies to see what would happen if ten fluffies were split up and placed on opposite sides of the tank.
>Over time they would eventually eat their way too each other, but would have plenty of time to form a society on either end.
>You're filming this and posting it directly to youtube
>Once one video ends, it goes right online, and begins to film almost immediately, with a lapse of 2 minutes inbetween.
>You will try to minimize your influence, so that they don't know who it is that watches over them.
>The tank is situated under a ceiling window to tell them when it is 'bwite twmes' and 'dwark twims'.
>You begin at once, once the fluffies are picked
>To tell whose who, you purchased five warm colored fluffies and five cool colored fluffies
>You set them on each side of the tank, and leave
>Cont.?
>>691515595
Can someone post the full comic to Red Baron? Last time I saw it posted, it was only posted up to the point where Red Baron meets Chronic in his cage after a long time.
>>691515773
next part
>>691515608
Cont.
Intrigued, want to see what happens next
hoping for brutal warfare between the two communities.
>>691516002
>>691516133
>>691515845
That's were it ends for now, its not finished yet
>>691516296
>>691516606
Also, a shit edit I have made.
>>691516301
Really? Shit. Then what about that one art where it's Chronic and Red Baron and some other fluffy raping others fluffies. Chronic and Red Baron are spitroasting one.
we gotta keep this shit alive
>>691516857
One off comic
>>691516358
Thats hilarious
>>691515608
Ask and you shall receive.
>Day 1
>The fluffies have been placed on their respective sides.
>To keep them from traveling to the far end, you've placed a small wooden block between them. It is 5 inches long, and was sanded down to match the size of the tank perfectly.
>Unless they were bacteria, they couldn't wiggle past it
>It is incredibly high as well, so they could not just climb over it
>Already, two leaders have formed, great
>They are the pure colors, Blue and Red, which you've called Blue and Red for obvious reasons
>The others will be given named based on a strawpoll you posted on your twitter
>You made sure that they had the same composition
>Three males, two females
>That way, there's a chance of breeding amongst them
>The Blue one seems to be more intelligent then the Red leader, as he has instructed them to slowly eat the 'nwummie gwound' in a horizontal angle.
>The Red one has ordered that they dig too, but with their hooves
>Fluffy hooves, especially Microfluffies, are not built for digging in the nutrigel you have picked up
>You had it fortified with minerals, hence the darker color.
>It causes small friction against their hooves, leading to one, an Orange, to cry
>Red bites his ear, and orders him to dig with the others
>He lets the Mares be as they are, though. Maybe to score points with them.
>Blue asked for everyone to help, but that if they feel full then to rest until they can eat again
>You feel he may be a more benevolent leader then Red, who is already showing signs of malice toward his fellow fluffies
>Some time passes by
>Both sides have recognized the cube as something blocking the way
>Red has issued an order; all moments of needing to use the 'witter bwax' are to be done by the cube
>Smart idea, keeps the poo away from their side of the tank
>You have carved what looks to be a happy Pegasus on both sides, and while no one on the Red Side noticed it, Blue sure did
>>691515608
Type faster damnit
>>691515608
This intrigues me. MORE, WRITEFAG!
Can someone post a tutorial on how to draw these things. I know its simple but please?
>>691517707
Someone should actually make a strawpoll deciding what the other fluffies' names should be.
>>691518479
you need to smack a bitch
>>691517707
One must plan as they type a good story
>Day 2
>Both have carved a tunnel into the ground
>Red went in first to take a nap, as he was tired from 'weading dwem' all day yesterday
>The other two males in his group have red hooves and ask to sleep with him and the mares, whom he invited to nest with him
>He tells them they have to sleep by the entrance
"In cwase auf munstar!"
>He explains that they are his toughies, his go-to guys. His strongmen
>That they will be rewarded in the future
>You tell the audience that he is already showing signs of being a dictatorial leader
>The fluffies, intrigued by this idea, decide to sleep by the entrance of the tunnel
>On the other side, Blue said he would sleep outside their modest tunnel
>He actually did a large chunk of the digging, eating more then any other fluffy and managing to carve a space large enough for all of them
>Unfortunately, he had not made an idea for them to go 'poopies' too
>One of the mares said, why not the spot just outside the tunnel's opening?
>He gave her a kiss, the camera picked up, and hopped outside to desperately relieve himself.
>You tell the viewers she might be his favorite now; she's a dark purple Micro with a light blue mane and tail
>You ask them to give her a name, and will tell them on the Day 3 video
>Later that night, you decide to do something
>You tap on the glass, on the far Red Side, enough to wake a few
>They can't see very well, there's no moon overhead
>You are dressed up as Darth Vader, or at least have the helmet on
>You tell the viewers before hand that this will be their first interaction with anything besides Fluff
>And while they can't see who tapped their 'invwsi-wall', they can tell something's out there
>You crack a red glow stick, and hold it up
>You can hear one mare cry out
>The smarty, Red, is too terrified to move
>You just stare in his direction for some time, then hide the stick in your pocket and back away
>Darkness once again for them
>>691518888
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I WANT TO HIT IT SO HARD
>>691517952
Drawfag here
A tutorial on drawing what? Fluffies, or fluffy comics?
>>691518888
Nice quads
>>691517785
Foal in a can you say?
>>691519141
Both if you have. I have an idea for a story but need to illustrate it
>>691518888
quads demands the death of this creature!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10588820
I was shit and only put the names for res team on the poll. If we're going to have a name theme might as well keep the theme for both teams.
>>691519165
I have an idea like this but a little different with a much bigger, powerful tool.
Poison
By Final
I've always found the fluffy family unit to be kind of fascinating in sort of a morbid way. The mother will usually kill or disown a brown baby of the litter just because it looks like poop or if there is a smart one in the bunch, the mother will love it the most. Sometimes they will kill the rarer unicorn babies just because they look different. Often times the mother will grief herself to death over the death of a foal or kill a baby that has made one mistake. There is always a good baby and a bad baby. I had this in mind when one came to my door one day.
"Hewwo nise mistah. Fwuffie be mummuh soon. Giv sketties and pwace to sweep?" She said looking up at me with such cute, loving eyes. Her name was Rose and she was very well pregnant. I told her I had food but no sketties and she could stay here but only in a small room and couldn't leave and once her babies were grown she had to leave. "Nu sketties?" She said almost crying. I told her the food I would give her would be generic kibble and it would be enough to make milk. "Otay den..." she said slowly waddled inside with her head down. I showed her to her room and said she had to lie on a sheet until her babies got here. Later that night I heard "BIGGEST POOPIES. HUHUHUHU NUH SMEWW PWETTY. COM OWT BABBEHS MUMMUH NU WIKE BIGGEST POOPIES GIV HUWTIES." I went to the room and helped her deliver the fucking things. Fluffy birth is horrid. It smells gross, there is shit all over the place and they are annoying when they give birth. A company that designed a biological toy that acts surprised when it's giving birth at what is happening really should be put out of business. She had only three babies; a green male, a blue female and a violet female. "Fank ou nice mistuh." she said. I left her some food and gave her some space to nurse.
>>691519588
A week went by and I had noticed how the babies had grown. They were walking on their own and shitting everywhere. They stayed on the small empty room because I locked the door keeping them out of the rest of my house. One day the mother was complaining they were bored. "Mummeh nee sketties fow gud miwkies fo babehs. Babbehs nee toys to pway wit. Pweese gib us sum skettie nummies an new toys." I looked at her and said sketties were hard to come by here. There was a shortage on the skettie market and toys were expensive. I told her I'd make her a deal in order to get what she wanted. I told her I would get her sketties, toys and better nummies and even a special friend for her to keep her company. But she would have to give something to me in return. "Wha new daddeh wan fow dis?" She asked in such glee at the thought of getting what she wanted. I said don't worry about it.
>>691519275
I don't have anything specific, but here's the fluffybooru tutorial pages; if I have time I'll make something for you if you can't find what you're looking for.
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/tutorial/1
>>691519505
continue, you're doing god's work
>>691519704
I went to the shelter and grabbed a male fluffy. Something that looked kind of like a dopey little fucker and not a stallion. Something as dumb as she was so they would be a perfect match. I grabbed him and went home. I made some spaghetti and drug out some toys I had when I owned a fluffy or two before. I put them all in the corner of the room, the male in a covered carrier and told Rose these were all hers. As she ran towards the pile of goodies, I stopped her and told her that she had to give me something in return before she got to have any of her gifts. A deal was a deal. "Wha daddeh wan?" She asked a little disappointed like she had expected not to have to uphold her end. "Give me a baby." I said. She looked at me and looked at the babies and then at the toys. "B-babbeh?" she asked almost crying. "Wha new daddeh wan wit babbeh?" I told her the price of this new lifestyle was at the cost of one baby. The baby she chose was mine to do what I want to with. The babies looked at me and at their mother. "Wha nice mistah wan mummuh?" Rose kept looking back and forth at the toys and the babies. "M-mummuh luv hew babbehs." she said in tears. "Mummuh luv all hew babbehs." She started crying loudly. I started to pick everything up. "This was the deal, Rose. If you can't pay up, then you can't have anything." She looked around at her babies and picked up the green one. "Daddeh can hab dis won otay?" She handed me the green one. I named him Hemlock. I let her have the sketties and toys but took the carrier with the special friend with me. I named him Mint. "W-whewe goin wit speshul fwend?" I told her he would be back.
>>691519704
I took Hemlock to a room I made for him in the basement. He had a cage to himself, kibble and some powdered milk mix. In front of the cage was a big TV that was turned off and in the corner of the cage was a camera that was always on. "WAAAH WAN MAMMUH. MAMMUH HEWP NEE HUGGIES AN MIWKIES. WAAAAH NO WIKE DAWKIE PWACE. NO WIKE MEANIE MUNSTAH DADDEH." I tapped him on the nose and told him to shut the fuck up. He just started bawling. I threw him in the cage. "Let's see how your mommy will treat you now, you asshole. He had already shit and cried all over his cage. I hit him with a sorry stick just gently not to hurt him too bad. That would come later. I turned the TV on and he could see him mother and his sisters in the other room playing with the toys. "MAMMUH! MAMMUH HEWP! BABBEH IS SCAWED AND NEE HUGGIES MAMMUH!" but of course she couldn't hear him. Rose was looking very sad and lonely. Probably regretting giving up her baby for toys but the other babies were having a good time. I watched her for a few minutes and she seemed to perk up. I grabbed Mint and headed to the next room again.
>>691519874
As I entered the room, Rose seemed to be in a better mood now. "Fank ou fow sketties an toywsies, daddeh!" I said she earned then and she looked kind of sad again. I sat Mint down and Rose started sniffing. "SPESHUW FWEND! WOSE HAS SPSHUW FWEND!" she cried in joy. I told her to hold on. The baby only paid for the toys and the spaghetti. If she wanted her special friend, Mint, she would have to pay extra. "N-NU! NU MOW TAKE BABBEHS! WAAAAAH!" I told her no she wouldn't have to give me another baby. I told her she would have to tell me to give Hemlock biggest hurties. She looked at me and almost went pale. "B-biggest huwties?" She asked. "Nu. Mammuh stiww wuv babbeh." "All right" I said, "I can't have Mint here then. I'll just have to give him forever sleepies and you can never, ever have another special friend ever again. That is the rule." She started bawling, putting her hooves over her eyes and shitting everywhere. I was walking out the door when I heard "g-g-gibe biggest h-h-huwties to babbeh." I turned around and said I'd be right back.
>>691519917
Back to the basement with Hemlock I see him weeping frantically saying "Mammuh. Mammuh nu wike biggest owsies. Babbeh is gud babbeh huhuhuhuhu." He saw all of this on the TV. Rose was still crying from what I could see. "Sorry kid. Mamma said to give you biggest hurties." I picked him up and took a razor knife in my hand. First thing I did was cut across his face leaving a pretty big gash for him. He was squirming and bleeding everywhere "BIGGEST HUWTIES HUHUHUHUHUHU Y U HUWT BABBEH. AM GUD BABBEH." I sat him down on a table, took a nail gun and nailed his front left hoof too the table. He cried and begged some more. I took a light and light it right next to his asshole. He ran but could only go in a circle around the nail in his hoof. Faster and faster I chased him until he could go anymore and collapsed. I threw some rubbing alcohol on his wounds and some clotting spray and threw him back in his cage. That was enough for right now. I took Mint back to Rose. She was done crying already. I sat the carrier down and let Mint out. He was visibly shaken from all the drama but they started cooing and ran off to play together. I left the room. That was enough for today.
>>691519741
Thanks m8, thatll work
>>691519750
Thats the end m8
>>691519750
That comic sucks and just wastes the image count
>>691518805
>Day 3
>Since only Red and the Yellow mare saw you, the others don't believe them at first when they said they saw a 'munstar'
>Red makes sure they believe, by telling them of the 'big, bwak see'ng-pwaces!' it had
>And the big, heavy looking face it had
>This terrified the others into submission, especially Orange and Orange-With-Yellow
>You tell the viewers until they're given a name, you just call them what their colors are.
>You make it sound like a documentary
>Red tells them to continue digging, to escape the monster
>They all start digging in a hurry, all while Red sneaks away to relieve himself
>What a glorious leader
>Checking on Blue and his band
>They decided to stare out of their safe little window from their little hovel
>You have the Micro Cage set up in a custom-made shed, and since you aren't finished, there's nothing really to stare out
>Two a still asleep, Light Blue and Green
>Blue has asked his group to continue digging, but to keep digging in a > < manner. That way, with no deep holes to fall into, they won't 'get hwurties'
>Blue continues to show his intelligence, while Red continues to show his.
>One of your viewers sent something in, apparently he lives in the same city as you and stumbled on something he thought your Fluffies might like
>A small tin man with his sword out
>You ask the viewers which side should get it, and will give it to that side on Day 5.
>It is remote controlled, with a tiny camera in the helmet's visor
>With this, you could potentially interact with your fluffies
>You ponder to your viewers, to punish bad fluffies to make each leader seem right, you take that 'bad' fluffy out and place it on the surface during the night
>Have the Tin Knight approach and poke him or her
>You await your response.
Bumping for more of the greentext story
>>691520225
You suck and just consume resources but are allowed to live. Kys.
>>691519959
Continue
I'm monitoring this thread
>>691520225
>>691520262
>>691519959
Fantastic work chaps.
>>691520262
>Day 6
>The first to get the little Knight is obvious, Team Red
>You under estimated how much that thing weighed, and so it sank up to it's knees in the gel
>This, when found, caused the fluffies to fear and revile it
>Red, wishing to demonstrate his power, kicked it with the back of his hooves a few times, injuring himself but playing it off as cool
>He relieved himself over it's chest
>As it finally reached it's final depth of chest height, Red declares victory
>All of the Red Team cheered for him, their glorious leader
>As a reward for his 'bwavery', that night he was given a single noodle dipped in tomato sauce.
>You told the viewers you hoped he would share it
>No less then ten minutes later, after the smell waffs into their jagged tunnels, did the smarty set upon it, kicking Orange in the face as he ran over him
>He lost a tooth
>The noodle was incredibly thin and incredibly soft, the Micros would be able to eat it
>But, being the Glorious Leader that he was, allowed his fluffies to eat some
"Smwartie an mwares get sauce end! Touffies git dry end!"
>He is beginning to display his authority, and though Orange seems disappointed, he is no less happy that he got to eat some
>It takes them three hours to completely eat that one noodle
>That Night, you awaken the Knight
>It digs itself out of the nutrigel, which pulls large chunks of it out
>With a pair of soft teasers, you reach in and pull out Red
>After monitoring your past few videos, the commentors have decided he needs to be punished
>You awake him by poking him with a Q-Tip
"Wuh? Why wake Smwarty?"
>He looks around, the moon is overhead and gives light to everything
>A dark, blue light, with a very dark abyss before him
>You had intentionally placed him in front of the knight and facing away
>You want the moment to be right
>>691521073
>>691521268
What happened to days 4 and 5?
>>691521268
This thread better not fucking autosage before this is done.
It wouldn't be a fluffy thread without this gem.
>>691521922
>>691521961
>>691521961
and then the shit edit I made
>>691521268
>>691521338
Nothing worth mentioning
>Day 6 1:24AM
"Where nummie-gwound? Where go?"
>The tiny Knight given to you has a Wifi uplink, which you tied to your computer, giving your viewers in a small window on the upper left of the screen a POV from the Knight
>You instruct it with the controller to approach it
>You give Red a tap on the butt with the Knight's sabaton
>He immediately squeaks and turns around
"AH! MUNSTAR!"
>He expressed his fear by filling the hole made by the Knight digging himself out with his feces and urine, which is far closer to the den then he knows
>Since it's right over one tunnel, which if were to collapse...
>That's for a later time
>Red calms himself, squares up, and puffs up his cheeks
"Nu am scwared auf yu!"
>He stands his ground, which you tell the viewers is something you wish Blue would do
>Blue, despite being nice, has shown to be somewhat of a push over, but more on that later
>He points his head down, and begins to charge the Knight
>He impacts right on the soft tin
"OWWIE! MONSTAR HWURT SMWARTY!"
>You would think this noise would've alerted the others, and it has, but you planned on this
>They would not intervene, for you have placed a piece of paper over the top of their entrance
>Did you forget to mention, Micros are incredibly weak. They could not lift this piece of construction paper with all their might
>Being the resourceful leader, he remembers what he did last time
>He turns around and voids himself upon the knight, who, all this time, has been standing motionless
>And slowly sinking into the ground
>His knees are covered in feces
"Ha! Munstar gon' git forebba' sweepies nao!"
>Red gloats, but sees the Tin Knight reach for the sword on his hip
>He pulls out this long, circular sword, which you made sure would be blunted to as not kill the fluffies
>His eyes widen in fear as the Knight takes it's first lurch toward him, sword raised over head and pointed to him
>It's going to be a long night for Red.
>>691521891
Benevolence while still being cruel to fluffies? Saved!
We will not let this thread die.
>>691522777
lucky 7 get
>>691522847
>>691522925
>>691522977
>>691522135
>Day 7, morning
>Red is found by other fluffies
>Hurt, injured, but otherwise okay physically
>But mentally, the red glow from that cyclopean eye will be in his mind forever
>The other fluffies didn't know what attacked him, but bring him back to the den regardless
>The Knight is no where to be found, and since the Knight took such a large chunk of the land between them and the block, leaving an even larger expanse, they have to make poopies closer to home
>Too close
>They decide to use the pit that was made in the knight's escape
>You tell the viewers it's time for Blue to experience the Knight
>Back on the Blue Side, things are sort of tense
>Blue wishes to make Purple his mate, but another, Green, has declared she shall be his
>Since Blue is such a caring Micro, he, tearfully, lets Green, not even bothering to let Purple decide
>The other male picks up on this, and begins to plot with Green as he begins to mount a disappointed Purple
>Blue, in his sadness, leaves the nest, which has dug at least one inch down by now and has three tunnels; one designated for sleeping, one for pooping, and one for safety.
>He has his head down and does not realize the Knight now standing before him
>He only notices when he bonks into him
"Oh!"
>The camera zooms in on Blue
>He stares up at the Knight slowly, and begins to shake, but tries to remain polite
"O-oh, h-hello! Shi... Shiny Fwend!"
>He is always so polite, even when depressed
>The Knight makes no motion
"Yu no tawk yet?"
>No response
"Dats okay.. Yu tawk when weady."
>For the next few hours, Blue attempts to play with his shiny friend who, just like last time, begins to sink into the ground
>Seeing this, along with the reveal of the Pegasus behind the Knight, makes Blue have an epiphany.
>He rushes back to tell the others
>What could this epiphany be?
>The microphone you placed in a grid along the glass walls picks up everything the fluffies say
"Hwerd, hwerd! Smwarty hab noose!"
>>691514555
And the ugly people losers think is better then everybody cause can get angry and hurt the attrative loser people and doresnt care if get angry and think is better if get angry
But the attrative loser people think the ugly people losers is ugly cause get angry and think is better cause th eugly people losers is ugly and gets angry
Even tho the ugly people losers isnt strong enough to hurt the popular people
So the ugly people losers is pathatic and ugly
and the ugly people losers dont feel bad when cant beat up the popular people when the ugly people losers only got being angry and think is better then the attraitve loser people and so thats why the ugly people losers is pathatic and ugly and has to hurt the attrative loser people and the popular people the ugly way o be better then everybody
>>691514555
And the ugly people losers think is better then everybody cause can get angry and hurt the attrative loser people and doresnt care if get angry and think is better if get angry
But the attrative loser people think the ugly people losers is ugly cause get angry and think is better cause th eugly people losers is ugly and gets angry
Even tho the ugly people losers isnt strong enough to hurt the popular people
So the ugly people losers is pathatic and ugly
and the ugly people losers dont feel bad when cant beat up the popular people when the ugly people losers only got being angry and think is better then the attraitve loser people and so thats why the ugly people losers is pathatic and ugly and has to hurt the attrative loser people and the popular people the ugly way o be better then everybody
and thats why the ugly people losers are ugly when lie when say hurt the popular people but didnt do anything and there ugly and cant even hurt the popular people cause ugly and smell like shit like beyonce and there ugly and lies and there is no way to prove it but can hurt the popular people the ugly way so if anybody can cheat like the ugly people losers then anyone can look good cause the ugly people losers is so pathatic cause ugly and smell like shit like beyonce and cant get girls and smell like shit
>>691514555
like beyonce and cant hurt the popular people and cant hurt me or the popular people with looks but the ugly people losers that smell like shit like beyonce and get rejected is everywhere so thats why the ugly people losers is pathatic and thats why fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like shit and is ugly as shit and get rejected but is still ugly and try to be better then the popular people like the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like shit like beyonce but lies cause is ugly and smart like this ugly guys losers right here that smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly and think is better then everybody but is ugly and try to be better then the popular people but is ugly and funny looking and get rejected by the popular people and try to be better then the popular people but is ugly
>>691519505
I wish he killed the fluffy
>>691523363
>"Hwerd, hwerd! Smwarty hab noose!"
I know this is fluffspeak for news, but I can't help but think of such a modest smarty speaking about a noose and hanging his friends with it.
>>691519959
Dear God, more! Whenever you can get to it.
Final, your work is quality. Keep on doing what you do.
And his first story...
>>691523534
>>691524057
>>691524108
>spamming thread
>one image
Gee, is that the smell of summer?
>>691523363
>Day 7, 4:30PM
>The Blue team has gathered before the 'Angwel', which is now waist deep in Nutrigel
>They all marvel at it, with a few attempting to touch
>Blue, for once, is strict with them, commanding them to not go near the 'sa-car-wid angwel!'
>Green, ever the brash upstart, scoffs him off
"Wat shiny angwel do? Hwurt Gwee'?"
>He tried to touch the Knight with his hoof, and gets bit on the tail by Blue
"Nu!" >Blue commanded
>Green doubles back and horse-kicks him square in the face
>Blue is out cold
"Yu nu good weader! Hwerd nee' stronk weader!"
>You shake your head, and hope Blue is safe. You can't have two Reds running around in your tank, that'd be madness
>So you decide Green will have a visit later tonight
>But first, some modifications to the Knight's weapon
>Day 7, 1:30AM
>Green has been placed outside and before the Knight, whom you had pulled from the Gel, but replaced the pulled pieces with new Gel
>He awakens when you poke him with a Q-Tip
"Wuh? Who wake smwarteh?"
>Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
>He blinks, the moon above his head
>The Knight is shimmering a bright silver in this light
"Oh, jus' dumb an-gel"
"Yu nu scware me!"
>He stuck his tongue out and blew
>There's a loud crack, and the Knight's head turns down, the camera turning on with his signature red glow
>His eyes widen, and he turns around to run back to the nest
>You had covered it with blue construction paper, making him think the ground came back
>He was trapped, with an ever encroaching Tin Knight approaching him with what looked to be a small cleaver
>With swift actions, you take the fluffy by the scruff and control the Knight to bring the crying Micro to the block
>There, you come to the tank and place a piece of tape over it, keeping it still
>The knight comes over to it's legs, and breaks them open
>It's 'lumps' in full view
>The camera now is over head, in the shadows, watching this all unfold to what is now 250 thousand subscribers
"NU! NU HWURT SMWARTEH!"
>>691523534
thats why the ugly guys losers is a clown cause is ugly as shit and try to act better then everybody and lie to the ugly women losers and every cluless loser that the ugly guys losers is better then the popular people but is ugly as shit and smell like dog poop and lies but is ugly as shit and cant hurt the popular people and the ugly guys losers is lame and is ugly and that people and popular people pretend to like the ugly guys losers cause outnumber everybody and work everywhere but is still ugly as shit and is fake and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly as shit and the ugly guys losers try to be better then everybody and the popular people so cock block the popular people from acting and thats why the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and thats why the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and bothers the popular people cause is ugly as shit and try to be better then the popular people but the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and cant get girls and smell like shit like beyonce
>>691524683
At this point, all you're doing is bumping the thread. Fail harder.
>>691514555
and the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is mad cause the popular people is better then the ugly guys losers or the ugly people losers but the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly and try to be better then everybody and hurt the popular people the ugly way if the popular people try to do anything and thats why theres only stupid video games out so fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers on facebook n tv
>>691525044
An hero says what?
Anyone have fluff on fluff violence?
Don't die on us now
>>691524557
>The Knight turns it's head slowly, letting it's metal scrape against metal, with the audience getting a front row seat to what is about to happen
>The Knight reaches forward and grasps it's engorged lumps, pulling them down to reveal a small, small, small penis
"NU! NU TUCH SPWECHAIL PWACE!"
>The Knight brings it's cold metal cleaver to the tip of the dick
>The Micro doesn't know what's going to happen, but can sense danger
>It starts thrashing all around, shaking the gel and trying to get away
>But since it's so far away from the hole, as well as the construction paper that is over it, none of his herd can hear him
>With one quick swipe, the penis is gone
>Green cries out in pain and fear, and voids itself upon the sabatons of the Knight
>With the handle now turned, you control the Knight to shove it right up it's ass
"NU! NAWT MARE NAWT MARE!"
>One of your commentors at this part of the video decreed that 'yes, yes it was'
>You, however, leave the testicles alone
>Let it experience the desire to mate, but finds that when it cannot actually do so, it will be driven to tears
>Punishment for harming the one you designated as this experiment's leader for Blue
>You leave Green there the whole night, and pull the Knight away
>9AM
>Greens cries are finally heard by the herd, who come over to find him tapped on his back
>Penis gone
>In fact, it's been impaled on a Toothpick in front of the Block
>Blue sees this as a sign
"SEE! ANGWEL NU WIKE GREE' AS WEADER!"
>All Green can do is cry
>The other Male, Blue, covers his lumps in fear
>Purple uses this oppertunity to hoof Green in the face
>So do the others, on the orders of Blue
>Congratulations Blue, you just invented a Fluffy Cult.
>How will this play out?
>Stay tuned.
>>691525640
Quite an advanced toy knight, im intrigued, please continue.
>>691525640
Someone is saving these, right?
Are you gonna put it on the booru story-anon?
>>691526139
It says there's a fun fact but they forgot to include the fact...
>>691524222
IT'S FLUFFY HANGIN' TIME
>>691526525
The fact is: Jellenheimer.
Enough said
>>691524366
This
Is
So
Good
>>691526578
Castration by chainsaw is better
>>691524366
tl;dr goddamn
>>691525640
>Day 9
>Blue has become the unwavering leader of Blue Team
>Everyone follows his words to the letter, least they get hurt by the 'Shiny Angwel'.
>Blue instructs Purple to come up with a reason as to why the Knight appeared one day, since he apparently could not
>Purple, ever the intelligent mare, did come up with one
>One far more radical then what Red has come up with
>Red has become terrified, believing that the 'munstar' could come at any moment and strike him down
>He has instructed that they dig as far deep and as far away from the surface as possible.
>This of course has been the plan ever since he was first attacked, and he has made far more progress then Blue has, who have only enlarged their den to accompany a pregnant Light-Blue Mare
>She had Blue kicked it off early, and if you thought regular fluffy pregnancies were quick, Micros are even faster
>Short gestation period and more babies
>She is given more support, more food, and quite frankly more attention from anyone
>Blue has decreed that she must, like Purple and any female born, be protected, for-
"ANGWEL, wike pwurple sade, HWURT MEAN-SPWECHAIL HUGGARS!"
>Green has been left as a sacrifice on the surface, and now has a few flies pecking at him
>He will be the first fatality the series has experienced, and many have asked You put him down mercifully
>You explain on twitter you cannot intervene anymore then you must, for they must never know of your existence
"Why?" One person asked
>Why not, you replied, and promptly resumed
>Blue has begun to increase his grip on the fluffies under his care, while Red seems to be slipping deep, deep into fear-induced insanity
>He keeps having dreams of the 'Bwak Munstar' and 'Hitty Munstar', and slowly begins to preach that the Knight is an instrument of the Black Monster
>Well, he's not far from the truth
>Later that night, you decide to take him while hes asleep to the surface
>He hasn't been there since that night
I know this isn't exactly on topic, but I thought it was hilarious someone mapped out a skeleton for our make-believe punching-bags.
>>691526750
>>691526868
That's why I am eagerly awaiting moar from Final.
>>691525582
>>691527084
Anatomy is fun!
>>691527381
>Anatomy is fun!
Isn't it, though!?
When I first saw it, I was tempted to map out its musculature.
>>691527084
I believe the same person also did a jellenheimer version
>>691527041
Sadly I do not think I cannot; My Darth Maraca story did not do so well, so I think Ill stick to 4Chan stories until I can think of a good one.
>>691526391
Day 10
>All you did was Tape Red to the ground, facing the hole the Knight had made.
>It was filled with poo and urine, like a landfill of feces
>You placed the knight by the block
>It's red eye glowing
>Red voiding his bowels in fear every moment that night
>Once every ten minutes you made the Knight move
>Just before Red would fall asleep
>The loud creaking it made from these sudden movements were enough to do the job
>He was crying, begging, squealing and hoping to whatever that he would not be harmed again
>He would scream but you also tapped his mouth
>He could not move, open his mouth, or turn his head away thanks to tape
>The Knight begins to move into the feces-hole, and Red sees that, for the first time, the Knight is not effect by the feces one bit
>His main defense, his species entire defense mechanism, was no match for tin.
>The Knight approached further that night
>Until it was finally right above him
>You waited until he was just about to fall asleep, hoping that the Knight would too
>Then, you have it begin too, slowly, reach down
>Open hand, eye glowing right in his face with a bright glare
>Red's heart began to beat so fast, his breathing and his body shaking so much, he just couldn't take it
>He passed out
>Before merely a touch could be placed
>You take the tape gently off of Red, not wanting any proof of this to be seen in the morning
>None of the others on his side heard him
>You place him back in his hovel, the lowest depth in the tunnel
>Let him think he was just dreaming
>Let him think it was all in his head
>>691527041
Moar plz
>>691527970
excellent. more please.
>>691527774
Go for it!
Fluffies need to have some muscle atleast. Even being as weak as they are.
>>691528156
My sides
>>691528156
I've been getting that lately, too.
>>691525202
Kek
>>691527905
>Day 15
>Red has gone, as your now 1.2 Million subscribers say, 'Batshit crazy'
>He has recurring 'nightmares' of the Knight and of the Black Monster that visits him
>Meanwhile, during the opposite days, Blue receives 'visions' of the Knight, his Angel
>One such vision played out as such
>You placed Blue in what was a very simple maze, with only a bright light above him
>He was scared, but perked up when he heard something
>The heavy thumps of his 'Angel'
>Sword in hand, he leads Blue through the maze
>Notice the symbolism here?
>At the end of the maze, which to him feels like forever, there's what looks to be a bright shinning light
>Blue is elated, happy, and believes he can smell 'sketties!'
>But before he can leave this maze and into paradise, something falls from the sky
>It was a red fluffy!
>Or rather, a plush made of a red fluffy
>With horns
>And spikes, and a small amp inside of it that made it growl and speak
"YU NO PASS! HEABEN ONWY FOR WEDS!"
>It growled, and you lurched it forward toward Blue
>This small pap was more then enough to injure Blue, who cried out
"HWERD! WUN AWAY! RED MUNSTAR!"
>But, before he could turn around and high tail it out of there, he was stopped by the Knight
>The Knight pulled a brilliant, glittering 'shwarpy-tingy' out from his side and thrusted it into the living monster
>The duel they had would go down in Micro Fluffy history
>The monster was slain, and it's Red corpse thrown aside
>The Knight came to one knee, and offered Blue his open palm
>Music began to play
>The light began to shine brighter
>He was so happy
>But then, darkness, and he 'awoke' in his nest. Just outside the cuddle pile, where before he was it's center
>Blue blinked, wondering if that just happened
>He touched his face, ow! That did hurt
>Maybe he hurt himself in his sleep, though?
>He doesn't know, but he does understand the message given to him by his 'Angel', one he tells them the next day
"WED FWUFFIES GET FOREVER SWEEPIES!"
>They cheer
What are the chances of getting bio toys like fluffies in our life times?
I hope they are somewhere near by at least 2050
>>691529153
once we get genetic modifying down pat it should be easy
it's good/bad that fluffies are an obscure fandom so that way scientist wont know the dangers and we get to murder droves of fluffies
>>691529039
Simply beautiful. I'd totally play god with micros.
>>691529153
>What are the chances of getting bio toys like fluffies in our life times?
Hell no. A sentient animal that talks? No ethics board on the planet would permit this.
>>691529153
If these are actually developed, the blood had better be water soluble.
Actually, I'll just have to go with tile floors and second hand throw rugs; those little shit machines'll ruin any carpet, be it with feces or blood.
>>691528697
>mr bear bear has no fucks to give
kek'd
>>691529039
>You have set up in your once empty shed all sorts of things for the fluffies, from visions of 'fiya pwace' for some Blues, to visions of paradise for the Reds
>Only in their paradise, a new spectrum of fluffies are there, waiting for them to have fun; Blue fluffies
>Your subscribers begin sending you all sorts of things, but they fail to realize that these work better with actual-sized fluffies, so you send them back
>However, you do get more remote controlled Knights of different kinds
>You can even have some programmed with commands to be acted out at certain times
>You demonstrate in a rare non-fluff video how these work and how they will be used
>One looked to be another Knight, similar to the first, but with a spear
>The other was an actual mechanical angel, wind up with fluttering wings and gentle music playing from inside
>One looked like an Imp from Doom, and was made with flammable parts inside
>You put it on a plate and burn it outside, letting each side, who could see it battling the Knights one knight, draw their own conclusions from there
>Blue saw it as a sign that they must grow and continue their worship. After all, he had the visions of the Angel, who were they to question?
>The Angels took Green away, and any foal born that was Green as well
>You just tossed them outside, or in one off-micro episode, cut the top off an ant hill and just dropped one in there
>You never heard it screetch before the ants overwhelmed it, and pulled it into their den
>Day 20
>The Red Team has five foals of various shades of yellows and reds
>The Blue team has had ten so far, with three removed for being green
>They belonged to Purple, who was assured by Blue that it was what the Angels wanted
>That they would 'Be Pwurifwied an weturned'
>I.E. He would impregnate her, and she would believe it was her original green babies reborn
>The foals on the Red side are, on Red's orders, to sleep with him and the mares in their deepest tunnel
>>691514856
I'm sitting next to the nigger who drew that.
>>691530342
das it mane
>>691530550
tell him we need moar OC
>>691530550
Send my appreciation...and let him know we need more.
>>691523202
they've evolved flight. that means shit from sky
>>691530342
>You tell your viewers that out of both sides, Blue has the most progress in terms of society, since they have beaten the Reds on population and presence
>However, they have almost no advancement on their initial tunnel, and are just widening it out as they grow
>Red on the otherhand is making long tunnels deep and into the Gel
>However, during one such incident of tunnel making, they dug right under the pit that they use to relieve themselves
>The pressure is overwhelming, and the pit collapses
>Since the tunnel they dug was L shaped, with a steep incline followed by a straight forward tunnel digging towards Blue, which just so happened to be above the nest where all the foals and mares were kept, the following happened
>Day 25, 2AM
>The fluffies are asleep, the mares are with their babies, and Red, ever fearful, has isolated himself to the furthest end of the tunnel
>The others are spread out along it
>And the feces pile is just stressing under the pressure
>Why, with the smallest jolt, the gel could rip and plummet 15 inches onto the sleeping pile of fluffies
>Which is where the Knight comes in
>You place it ontop of the feces pile, and just let it sink, the camera not even on
>The viewers at home can only sit on the edges of their seats, after all
>This episode was steaming live.
>>691530997
He said and I quote "put it in my poopie place".
what are your guys opinion of da fluff artist?
i personally enjoy his weird shit
>>691531295
Subject matter is entertaining, artwork needs some work, written dialogue looks like absolute crap.
If someone posts a tut I can try my hand at drawing a fluffy
>>691526525
I tap an island. Drown the damned thing.
>>691531542
i think the drawn dialogue is intentional with how the fluffies have broken speech
>>691531647
IS THERE ANY FLUFFY YOUTUBE VIDEOS
>>691531695
It may be, but it is difficult to read at times. Proper speech bubbles would help a lot.
Kibbles n tits here.
I will draw more fluffies when papa Nigel starts to kicks out the darkies and Donald Trump rides and eagle to the Whitehouse and shits on Obama's desk.
>>691532184
Wouldn't it be Trump's desk at that point?
>>691531269
>The weight of the Tin Knight, on top of all the feces
>Causes a rupture the tank of which has never seen
>The resulting tear is so loud, even the Blues hear it and begin to crowd around Blue in fear
>The tear happens suddenly, with the Knight plummeting straight down along with one pound of feces
>Red, along with the others in his tunnel, awaken to screams and calamity
>Something has attacked them, as Red fears, and he begins to dig for his life, no matter how red or bloody his hooves get
>The others see this act of cowardice and join, though a few try and help the foals and mares, who are screeching and crying under that pile
>And just like that, the Knight, whom has it's head out from the top of the pile, activates it's camera
>The closest Micro, Orange, relieves himself in fear
"AH! MUNSTAR!" >He turns tail and runs
>Red twists his head back
>No, this wasn't a nightmare this time
>The Monster was back, and this time, he was coming for him
>The Knight dug itself from the dung pile, sword in hand. This time sharpened to a fine point
>Meanwhile, you dress in your Darth Vader mask and don Maracas
>You approach the tank with them shaking a heart pounding beat
>They see you, but only barely
>The audience complains, or half does, that this was breaking your rule
>You collectively tell them to shoo if they do not want to see what's going to happen
>You loose 5K subscribers that video
>As you shake the maracas, the Knight goes through it's set of pre-programmed commands
>Execute any foals
>Cut the teats from any mare
>Kill any pregnant fluffy
>And it does as it is programmed too
>It skewers foals before wiping them off
>It removes the teats of every mare stuck in the dung pile
>And lastly, the Pregnant mare, the only one left, was digging with Red, for she was the only one that wasn't in that pile
>What will Red do, when he sees that knight get unto it's hands and knees, and begins to crawl after him?
>>691532089
Only one, search fluffy abuse and it should be the first result by Egor alexeev
>>691532184
da fluff reporting in
soon tits
soon
>>691532416
He's not president yet... just sayin.
>>691531530
they look like fucking furbies
>>691532184
>>691532569
Dust here. Wish someone would start getting rid of the mudslimes in Yurop.
>>691532483
sonofabitch
It's Darth Maracas.
>>691532615
Now I'll read their dialogue in that Furby monotone...
>>691532824
Kek
>>691514555
>>691532824
Was he trained by Obi Juan Kenobi?
>>691533203
Who was trained by Que-gon Jin?
>>691533203
His Abuse of Fluffies is legendary.
I don't have any of his stories, cause i didnt have any screenshot software at the time, but it started when he led an entire herd of fluffies to death by metallica while wearing a Darth Vader Helmet and Shaking his Maracas.
>>691532483
MOAR!
>>691533203
Or Arturito?
>>691532824
>Ha. You can't keep a writer down, they just change into something more appealing
>Red begins to freak out
>Tearing off, digging, eating the nutrigel like an animal
>And orders any fluffies near him to do the same
>It's just him, Orange, Yellow, and the Pregnant mare, Light-Yellow
>She tries, but is so exhausted she cannot
>Red screams at her, with Orange, now fed up with his incompetence and abuse, hooves him in the stomach
>A small brawl ensues, which only stops once Light-Yellow squeals; its the monster!
>The Knight stands up, thanks to the room given to it by the erratic digging this group has made
>Though there are other Red Team Micros available in other tunnels, the Knight is focused only on wrecking this particular side
>To drive Red insane
>He reaches for him, feigning an attack, but Yellow-Orange bites his arm
>She breaks her teeth on the metal
"HUU HUU HUU! MUNSTAR HWURT YWELLO'!"
>Just as intended
>The Knight pulls a Gundyr and swirves it's whole body around, and gut-punches the Micro square in the stomach
>Blood is thrown onto the camera, which is wiped away by tiny cleaning hands
>Orange tries his best to stop this; biting, kicking, shitting on the Knight, all the while Red is petrified with fear
>The Knight pulls the arm back for the wind-up, and gut punches the mare again
"NUU! OWIES HWURT BABBEHS!"
>And with that, it pulls it's hand to it's sword, and makes a small cut along each leg, then smears some of the shit on it's sabatons over the wounds
>And like that, it turns, and begins to leave
>Orange claims victory, but then, along with Yellow, head over to Yellow-Orange, who is crying in fear and pain
>All the while, Red has the 1,000 yard stare enchrewed upon his face
>He has never felt more fear in his entire life
>He passes out
>>691533565
He then proceeded to use the survivors to run hamster wheel generators to solve, boston's electricity problem. He bred them, and was a just yet Cruel Dictator.
He always wore his Signature helmet and maracas, and all his flock knew that when the sound of the maracas began, one of their numbers was gon get fucked in a nightmarish way.
He was however kind to those that showed their merit. They were allowed breaks, and time to be with their children.
He used the Snowy weather to his advantage, burying those that rebelled or displeased him. and making examples of their frozen corpses.
He was an icon of fluffy abuse for about 2 weeks, until he disappeared about a month ago.
His return marks a period of fluffy abuse that is both kind yet, cruel. And his story's have never failed to satisfy all, be they hugboxer or abuser.
>>691532164
HE SHOULD HAVE EMPHASISED THE PART WHERE HE SAYS HES NOT HER DAD UGH
>>691532485
Didn't someone make a real fluff tv song?
>>691534270
>kind yet cruel
the finest type.
Less talk, more fluffy abuse pics/stories
>>691514555
So are you people just the edgelords of the furries or what?
>>691534080
BEAUTIFUL!
>>691534626
> edgefurs
>>691533513
Did he make si 3pesos?
>>691534740
>The softest blades of all.
>>691534626
>flufflords
>>691534080
>Day 26
>Yellow-Orange went into labor prematurely
>The Nanny-Fluffies were elsewhere when the calamity fell, and had a hard time reaching her before she began to push
>Orange and Yellow tried their best
>Red was ignored, having lost his right to call himself a smarty long ago
>Or Red Leader, long ago
>The Nanny fluffies fall into the pit created by the knight, who had climbed out once the deed was done and dropped off in the sink to be washed
>They are mortified when they find the remains of mares and foals, killed in the Great-Poo-Fall, but try their best to make it over to Yellow-Orange
>More fluffies look over, with many tunnels having been worked around this main tunnel
>They all hear the cries and the sounds of a pregnant mare's birthing
>But can hear no chirping or eeping.
"Babbehs... Dey no wakies.."
>One nanny told Yellow-Orange
"Dey uglies when cowm ouwt... Dey twubble makwing souwns o' dwinking.."
>Yellow-Orange could not be consoled
>When presented with her six dead foals, she vomited on the floor
>Orange was crying, but trying to console her
>They were his, after all
>And there they were; twisted, mishappened quasimodos of Fluff, regular or Micro
>Never before had they experienced such a disaster, and never before had the damn comment section blown up
>With over 10M views in just ten hours of uploading, this is your most popular video to date
>The big celebrities talk about it
>All the kind ones find it abhorrent, despicable, and disgusting
>The rest find it intriguing and genuinely interesting
>You find that you must continue
>>691534270
>My reasons shall be known, at a later time.
>>691534626
It's mostly stress relief. Who doesn't like dying, stupid, cute animals?
>>691534913
Shit, that was good...
>>691535211
Tbh, i would say most people.
I think it's more like who doesnt enjoy seeing divine retribution on retarded, greedy, violent, child sodomising monsters that overpopulate and destroy entire city's while demanding food and land and then proceeding to shit on people when their demands are refuted.
Greentext Darth Maraca Guy, you are a legend.
>>691535211
Dogposter (destinas), "CANCER OF /B/" guy, >>691524683 this guy...
Many more, but those are the three that I can name off the top of my head.
>>691535164
>The Contract Has been Sealed in Green Letters And Fluffy Blood.
I need these things to be real
>>691535830
we need a weird science montage of genetic splicing
ill get the music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU
>>691535062
>Day 30
>The Red team is in shambles; most of the mares died and now they must 'ration' the females
>Orange has stepped up and taken command, and has halted all tunnel digging
>Red, meanwhile, has gone completely mental; and has worn his hooves down to the bone, trying to dig as far away as he can
>The further away, the further he is from that monster
>There is a giant hole now where the ceiling was, and although they enjoy this new source of light and ventilation, they must now dig smaller tunnels to reconnect to the ones lost when the Great-Poo-Collapse happened
>Red was slowly inching his way farther from his fellow Micro, into the colder reaches of the gel
>You place small speakers out of sight of Red
>And play the sounds of growls, of scraping, of metal-on-metal
>He cannot sleep, he cannot think, his trail lies in urine, blood, and feces
>His front legs are festered, gangrenous, but he must press on
>He has to press on
>He is so close to the now giant Blue Tunnel, that you wish you could just poke a hole in and let him see
>See the nightmare
>In the Blue Team's nest, now large enough for your hand to fit in perfectly, you have placed, while they were asleep, little Knights and of course, the Angel
>She plays music to them, to calm them down, for them to celebrate and dance around, to praise and worship
>Red can hear this music, but he ignores it
>Those growls are too much
>There are many blues now, many foals
>And to watch over them, they place them in the center depression of the nest, surrounded by two 'Angels'
>The 'Wong Angwel', the one holding the spear
>And the original Knight, the Pig-Faced 'Monster'
>When these two worlds collide, only madness can consume them
>And Red is about to usher fear and doom upon his society
>>691535710
>This contract is null and void, for I brought my Alien Indian Lawyer
>Waste Hindu
>>691532483
MORE
>>691536255
Darth Maracas, this is for you
Than you for doing gods work.
>>691535983
I lol'd, well played anon.
Bumping back to page 1
>>691536255
>The camera zooms in
>350 million viewers are watching, waiting in anticipation
>Your videos have gotten pretty popular, you think
>It's even spoken about on the news, as some sort of science experiment regarding fluffy intelligence
>Intelligence they say
--------------------------------
>Red tries to take another bite of the wall, but finds his last tooth just cannot make the last leg of this journey
>It breaks off
>"nuuu... nuuu bitty pwace... need yu..."
>"pwe..pwease....."
>He is tired, wheezing
>He cannot think right, he cannot breath right
>All he can do is hear that growling, and that strange music, that had been haunting him since a few days ago
>Has it been days?
>It's do dark down here, he cannot tell
>He breaks down against the wall, his broken legs behind him, and two black and green zombies for front legs begging to be removed anchoring him down
>He cried, but no tears came
>He tried to shit, but no shit came
>He was done, he could not anymore
>He just could not
>And so, with one last, great gasp, he let out his death cry
-------------
>Meanwhile, in the den of Blue Team, Blue was giving a sermon
>"Wet us gib tankies to da bwave angwels dat what protech us." Blue went off to a crowd of happy Micros
>The fluffies nodded, and repeated back the line they have learned to recite from heart
>"Tank yu shiny fwuends!"
>"Now, wet us pwa..."
"....rrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAaAAAAAAAAaaaAaaAaAaaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
>Blue shit himself
>What was that?
>>691537460
A bloody mess, beautiful!
>>691537460
screencapping story for posterity
we cannot die
we will not die
>>691537460
"It cawm fwum 'ere!" Purple exclaimed
>She pointed to the wall, which felt less solid then the others
>Blue ordered two toughies to dig and open up that wall
>They had barely the need to bite on the gel and pull it to find a smelly, feces covered, gangrenous looking Red Micro land from the wall with a flop
>The foals that could see hid beneath or under their mothers
>Micros screamed
>And the toughies back away
>However, ever the curious one, Blue stepped forward to inspect it
"It no munstar! It Fwuffie! Sick fwuffie, but fwuffie! Wet me se-"
>Red
>That fluffy was Red
>And just like that, memories of visions came flooding back to him
>How the brave angel protected him from that monstar, and how the beast that guarded paradise was a red fluffy
"NU!"
>He kicked Red's face and backed away
"Dis wed demwon wike fwum vishons!"
>The fluffies gasped; their religion spoke the truth - Red Fluffies DO exist, and they are horrible, monstrous things!
>Blue assembled a party that night
>Lead by only the strongest toughies
"We go in der, we gib forebah sweepies to wed fwuffies!"
>"Oi!" They all shout in unison.
>The mares and foals, for protection, will stay with the Angels and Grand Angel, the one that played the music
>But then, just like that, something happened
>The Angels began to shake, jitter, and move
>One's eye began to glow, the Camera turning on
>Blue turned around, wide eyed and smiling
"Angwels! Yu hewp us purwify dewmons?"
>The Knight wasn't even off it's pedestal before, for the first time, the fluffies heard their Angel speak, in a deep, mechanical voice beyond their comprehension
>Air was taken in, then mechanically released
"Yes."
>>691538922
I want one of these knights now.
who's the best fluffy artist and why is it spoosh?
>>691538922
YES
>>691538922
>What happened next could have not have been thought of, in the history of Fluffies everywhere
>The Blues waged genocide on the Reds
>After enlarging the hole with the aid of the Knights and their sword and spear, they began digging holes that broke off into different directions
>One side would be lead straight below, coming up above in a spiraling motion through the gel, and surrounded those red vermin
>The other, consisting of Blue and his personal Angel, would make a horizontal dig to the surface, and come in through the hole first made by the Red Team
>It took about the entire day, but soon, everything was checked
>And just as icing on the cake, you take a noodle of spaghettie, cover it in red tomato sauce (spiked with Ghost Peppers)
>And place it in the area all the tunnels connected too, which was the new den for Red Team
>They were all shocked, and thanked whoever it was that gave them this bounty
>At first, things were going well, but soon trouble emerged not but .25 miliseconds later
>Complaints of slowly burning tongues and mouths
>Followed by extreme burns on the tongues
>One mare who was nursing at this time was eating while feeding her foals
>In most fluffies, this would take a while before being turned into milk
>Not for Micros, as once again, everything to them was on an elevated scale of time
>The foals began to cry and reject their mother, saying she was a 'munstah mummah' for hurting them
>She, unaware of how to handle this, began to weep
>And it was during this second calamity, The Great Burning Mouth, that twin metal poles descended from the tunnel to pluck the noodle out
>This, of course, shocked them, especially Orange
>They turned to him to explain why their 'skettie' was gone
>He, of course, had no answer
>But he would have to give them one, for when night falls, the great question will be upon them
>How did this happen?
>>691529485
Life's just gonna have to imitate art then.
Create them in a secret lab, then release them into the wild.
>>691540268
Some sabotage shit is going on here.
>>691540268
Keep going!
>>691540550
I fucking called it (>>691516002).
Not exactly warfare, but I predicted something would happen between the two.
>>691540761
Even Stevie Wonder could see that coming
>>691540268
>It happened suddenly, with a great screech from Blue
>The Reds, small in number, where all sleeping in the same den
>They were covered in feces, and foals were everywhere
>Uncivilized, uncontrollable savage fluffies will breeding without check
>Blue made sure that they would reproduce 'wunce ebery fib bwite times' to keep them in check
>And now look at these fluffies
>Everything Blue has preached against
>Everything that stood affront to what the angel has showed him
>He cannot help but call forth the great cry the Angel had taught him during once such vision, a cry that would let the world know who was attacking them, and why
>A cry that would go down in Micro-Fluffy history
"AWAHU AKBWAR!"
>The fluffies on the bottom end were attacked by Purple and Blue fluffies, while Blue lead the dark Greens and Dark Blues to attack from the top
>The first Knight skewered a pregnant reddish mare through the ass, the spear point coming out her eye and penetrating the flank of a male
>Screams of ouchies and the need for huggies rang out
>The camera was moving all around to catch the action
>You made so much money off this you even have a second camera to show both sides
>The knight's footage is glorious
>Spear-Knight uses the pregnant mare, now stuck to his spear, as a club to swat away the others
>Blue fluffies bit into and stamped on foals
>Purples ganged up on the lightly warm colored fluffies, burying them face down in the gel
>One especially tough light-blue had sharpened his teeth against the tin of the Angels when they were motionless and everyone was asleep
>He tore into every red with ferocity and religious fervor
>Up above, Blue was leading the attack against Orange directly
>While they did not know each other, they were prepared to end it all
>And Orange had a plan
>He told the fluffies with him to hide, while he bated the leaders of the attack
>He did it like this
"YUR MAMMA WAS DUM' BUTTFACE!"
>oh shit
is anyone still making new comics?
>>691541508
One cannot help but chuckle at the brilliant use of terminology performed by Darth Maracas.
>>691541508
This story is amazing, you should make more like this shit mang.
>>691514555
So super autistic retard thread?
>>691542207
It is now that you're here
>>691541508
God wills it
>>691542555
trips confirm
>>691542555
Witnessed
>>691541508
>The audience were biting their finger nails, for they had been kept out of the loop as to what Orange has been doing
>Digging a huge tunnel is what
>Thats why they were all so deeply asleep at 8PM
>The tunnel had one odd thing about it though
>A single, thin, long piece of uneaten gel
>It stood out quite well when the Blues came into the tunnel
>Blue, now on the shoulders of the Knight, laughed
"HA! Munstar no hab pwace tu go!"
"When we down wit yu, mares be sowwy dey wed! Dey be Enfie-Mares!"
"Angwel hwere take yur wumps! Mwake yu mare tu!"
>The others approached slowly, and now the second team has appeared with their Spear-Knight
>The monsterous purple fluffy, angry and full of blood lust, must be restrained from trying to kill Orange
"Wut yu say, munstar?"
>Orange, with a deep sigh, expressed his apologies to Yellow-Orange, and kept his head down as he approached this strange center pole
"Du yu... Fweel wucky, punk?"
>He turned his head to face his cool colored destroyers, and chomped on the support beam
>What Orange had been doing, since the episodes of 'Munstar Attacks' were becoming more frequent, was built a giant tunnel below the wooden block
>He knew what doomed the last great nest, during the Great Poo Collapse, was the weight of all that poo on such a thin slice of 'Nummie-Gwound'
>He had the Micros chew and dig away, until a sufficient amount of space was made
>And from there, he would just wing it.
>Well Orange, you certainly winged it
>The tank began to shake
>The camera panned back
>And saw the entire Blue-army was, with the Knights and Orange, were in a giant cave that had only one support
>The Great Wooden Block, the thing that had been the divider since their beginning, would give it's last important message
>Great shrieks and cries echoed in the shed, and the neighbors looked on when they heard what sounded like a a shelf of paint cans fell
>>691541984
Fluffies seem to do a whole bunch of raping.
>>691543333
They are wonderful creatures
>>691543333
Checked
>>691543333
Holy fucking quads
>>691543333
Witnessed
beft mummah need good skettis and nummies fow make miwkies fow beft babehs.
>>691544126
Please stop.
>>691542856
Does this have an ending
>>691542856
Day 31, the final day
>The Blue Genocide was halted in its tracks
>Their glorious leader, Blue, had been killed by Orange, the monster
>A great wooden block, ten pounds heavy had came from 40 inches above him and his army
>The Knights did nothing to save them
>Had he only abandoned them, he might have lived
>Orange understood the consequences, and did all that he could to protect his herd, and be the best leader he could
>The block fell from the sky and delivered upon the Micros it's lasting message
>It's great weight cracked the glass and smashed everything it landed on
>The Knights
>The Blue Army
>Blue
>Orange
>All were a pulp before it's size
>The audience, not knowing these events before hand, called it a stroke a genius in entertainment, while others claimed it was a disaster of Micro proportions
>Orange would be remembered, though, by the Reds that remained
>For they had found a tunnel, that lead to a strange place
>A warm place, full of Green things, with Blue stuff above them and white fuzzy things above them
>With something cold and drinkable running along a strange soft surface
>And a great ball in the sky that warmed them
>He told them, should anything happen, to go there
>And that if he didn't return, Yellow-Orange was in charge
>The tunnel collapsed with gel behind them
>They could never go back
>A third camera was placed outside the entrance, which lead to your Backyard
>A specially made area for Micro fluffies
>A second tube was found leading far beyond
>Where the Blues were suppose to find
>But never did, and never would
>And so, your pod cast comes to a close
>You thank your audience for their viewing, for making you the #1 most watched youtuber on youtube
>You tell them you might be back in the future
>But for now, you have some Micro fluffies to look after
>This has been Darth Maracas, signing off
>>691516480
This one annoys me because this fluffy was actually humble and all around decent. The dude is terrible and on the path of becoming a psycho.
>>691542856
i have written a couple fluffy stories myself, i am an amateur at best, but i will gladly post them if anyones interested, but i cede to the mighty darth maracas magnum opus first
>>691544279
huu huu why meanie munsta huwt good mummah mummah need to find good nummies for tummeh huwties.
>>691523855
I like this; it's actually a developed story that's interesting on its own.
>>691544396
You should do another like this.
>>691544396
thanks anon. bless you sir.
>>691523250
>is latter
I love this terrible dialogue.
>>691544396
SOMEONE MAKE THIS AN ANIMATION ON YOUTUBE, GIVE IT AN OSCAR, SCREEN CAP IT, MAY ALL KNOW OF IT'S EXISTENCE, AND FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS TO KNOW IT BY HEART!
>>691544396
this.
>>691544909
Fake and gay!!
>>691544909
Already capped. Will stitch together, might post tomorrow.
>>691544396
Is there supposed to be an underlying message here? I feel like there's an underlying message here...
>>691545060
Nice trips!
>>691544396
>disaster of Micro proportions
kek
>>691544396
I REALLY want a knight like those described in the story
>>691544847
Nyet. Is Russian
>>691545164
There is, but like Dark Souls
>You need to piece it together
>>691527366
Holy shit that ones fucked. <3
>>691545353
I think I know the message:
Give any man something they don't understand, and they'll either make a religion to explain it, or go mad from trying to explain it with all their knowledge.
I think?
