anyone up for a rekt thread?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
anyone up for a rekt thread?
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>>691500132
Fake
>>691500048
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>691500768
oh my.... sjw
>>691500048
Want to restart the thread, OP?
That was a non-porn & non-rekt webm.
>rekt material
>>691500768
Too long... I'm too much stupid to read
>>691500964
Summerfag, its a copypasta faggot
>>691501134
spotted the newfag summer
>>691500048
where is the rekt?
>>691500406
its not
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>>691500768
The point of these threads are to either look at what actually happens in the world these threads arent exactly funny
>>691501233
;-)
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>>691501233
Forgot it was summer for your septic cunts.
Here I am freezing my ass off listening to cockatoos scream.
>>691500768
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>691500768
hey bro if your tough shit post your address we have /bros around the globe?
>>691501824
post your name and address, if you don't your a pussy ass bitch
>>691500808
Haha. Murrica
Hey guys call in army?
>>691500048
That would look sweet in an Oculus.
>>691501824
Say that to my face irl fag.
>>691501824
guaranteed if you post your address one of will come over and take you up on it
Stop bickering like little females and contribute you fags
>>691501824
do you realize we have had btards that have shot up smalls before.
>>691502158
Summer.
>>691501824
do you realize we have had /bros that have shot up malls and killed people
>>691501824
Nice copypasta faggot.
>>691501739
>Filename
>instant kek
you guys are dumbasses, what he wrote was called the SEAL copypasta. look it up
>>691501824
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>691502686
Nice find newfag
>>691502813
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>691502686
oh this is copy pasta, yo Dorian posted this same thing, fuck you bitch you had the opportunity when I invited you yesterday
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>>691502485
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>691500768
>>691502909
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>691502868
your newfag is showing
it's on
>>691503065
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>691501057
What you mean, I don't qualify for food stamps?
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>>691502902
acting like a marine than had a sec change in those male to female transion like you did when u posted last time. tits or gtfo
>>691502868
cringed
>>691501444
Mr TRIPS, there was no rekt. I used to skydive and that guy's chute opened after a base jump just fine
>>691503238
>>691503229
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>691503229
are u getting fisky after shooting up heroin, eating pills, drinking while you escape the sexual and physical abuse as kid.
>>691503436
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>691503339
go cut yourself some more, deep this time not some pussy ass scratches
This is now a coppypasta thread.
>>691503118
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
>>691503548
>>691503616
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>691503548
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
this a copy paste thread. cant write anything new and originals, cums clogging the brain
>>691503301
no shit
>anyone up for a rekt thread?
post random shit without rekt
>>691503130
>hurrdurrr newfag
You must be retarded
>>691503776
>>691503774
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>be me
>live in Tolerance Zone #65
>be nu-trans fourth trimester transsensual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-dyke reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc
>see cis white male at the zoo
>ask "mommies, what's that?"
>they don't know
>Genderless Polyamorous Parental Unit #2 takes me into a Safe Zone and engages the Feelings Shield
>tells me that it is a monster from the beforetime
>tells me not to be scared, because the monsters' penisocracy was smashed by the forces of the LBJQGTA5 Coalition in the Patriarchy Wars
>start to cry
>s/he opens his and/or her rainbow mesh vest and retrieves an estrogen pill to cheer me up
>feel the calming femininity wash over me
>s/he tells me that the monsters aren't allowed to hurt anyone anymore, only to work, to support our glorious society
>go back out to gaze once more at the cis-gendered abomination
>throw Privilege Peanuts at him
>everyone laughs
>take some soma
>go home and read some consensus-approved feelings-safe literature
>>691503521
So your the one!
>>691503835
>>691503840
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
>>691503911
kekekek
/thread
this is why we can't have good things anymore
>>691503973
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.>>691503993
>>691500768
its fun watching people getting rekt :)
>>691500768
>>691503118
I'm gonna need some context
It's guerrilla warfare not gorilla you ignorant fuck it's obvious you know nothing about how the military works you fucking moron.
>>691501548
This gives me a weird erection
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>>691503026
mmm so satisfying
>>691500768
And I was just about to say who falls for this anymore...
Fuck summer.
>>691503118
This Guy!
>>691503026
holy fuck that is satisfying
>>691503153
> not naming the file Rwanda rousey
>>691504238
I would give it to you if i knew
>>691503026
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>691500808
He dead?
>>691503153
hyppon?
>>691503308
I flinched.
>>691500808
Mondays
>>691504238
Jack Mcbrayer breating up on two beaners and a nigger
>>691500768
>>691505042
Is this real?
>>691505212
FUCKING LOL
>>691505558
suck brick kid
>>691505042
He'll never be head of a major corporation.
>>691503548
W E W
>>691505263
Is what real? This comparativly tame beheading from the land of beheadings?
>>691503339
I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either... I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.
>>691508481
Somebody doesn't love sausage sizzles
EU is pretty rekt now
>>691503973
Why was this filename not "Father and son reunion"?
>>691504155
Sick cake bro!
>>691508481
obviously a rapist, good
>>691501548
theres where your favorite chicken nuggets come from!
>>691502686
tl;dr this guy wants to butt fuck op and call us dirty names for liking dirty things
>>691500768
Nice copypasta.
>>691501739
Just, what the fuck is he doing?
>>691504036
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.
>>691501739
what is he doing that for?
>>691504690
you expect one of these summerfags to be able to come up with that?
>>691510040
>>691510140
When you broke a long bone sometimes they stuck a iron cilinder into to heal it, put it out later its really hard.
>>691500132
Good. She'll stop doing it and she'll keep her teeth.
>>691501057
Typical Islam. All muslims dream of being this kind of cunt.
>>691502868
>>691500048
did he died?
>>691501824
Bitch please, Al-Qaeda? you must be a dense fuck, huh? Don't know between reality and being high off of whatever it is you smoke/inject/snort. We know you're some amerifag sitting in front of a dell with a shot gun in front of you saying that guns don't kill people. Oh, I also forgot that fat fucking cheeseburger you eat every hour. Go fucking work or exercise you fat shit.
>>691503026
I had to do this when i was a kid, i dropped a smallish sledge hammer on my foot. I was about 8. Nail was dead
>>691512992
I also still have pretty feet
>>691500048
How the fuck is that a rekt vid, asshole?
>>691501548
MCNUGGETS
>>691513440
what the fuck?!?
>>691503026
ah, the steak knife. my tool of choice as well.
>>691513440
lol
>>691503118
Fucking beast
>>691500768
Is this the new pasta?
>>691513644
the only new thing about it is you replying to it
>>691503118
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?!?!/
>>691512849
that file name
>>691513740
did he died?
>>691513740
loving the name
>>691505756
Harry!
>>691501739
>that filename
kek
>>691501739
This is revision surgery for a failed knee replacement. The bits are cemented in place and they don't come out easily.
>>691501548
>>691500048
Rekt gifs aside, that's hardcore as fuck dude.
>>691512486
Christ almighty
I've seen heads get blown off, but this is not okay
>>691505206
ikr
damn it there needs to be more rekt
luckily I'm here
>>691513842
>millennials not knowing how to google
https://www.google.ca/search?q=employee+caught+car+wash&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=ORZvV-HpBsaSmQGp75OICw
>>691513908
Son of a bitch deserved it
>>691500768
funny cuz its not even rekt he repplied too
>>691501739
okay so whats the real story behind this??
>>691503065
tl;dr
>>691514629
>GET OFF MY PROPERTY
>>691508481
The fuck.
Sauce.
>>691514849
>>691509322
Because you're not funny.
>>691500768
Welcome to be newfag sjw.
Too bad you weren't here before moot left and things are actually good and threads were way worse.
Do us a favor and do something retarded to get perma banned.
Also moot is faggot.
anyone got the webm where the asian parents start break dancing when the kid shoots himself in the head?
>>691515042
what the fuck
sauce? story?
>>691514849
i hatesmombies too but this old fag should pay dat
>>691501057
>>691501824
Still my favorite copypasta.
>>691515008
the summer is strong with you
This is a message to all newfags and cancer currently killing /b/: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking /b/, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE don't give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE rob banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GET THE FUCK OUT. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established cliques, slop-worthy-hoes, and prop-worthy-bros, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of elitism, exploitation, and lulz. This isn't a fucking game, kid, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered class. WE made 'cool' cool. And you? What have you done? Jerked off in the shower? WE INVENTED JERKING OFF IN THE SHOWER, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fags OUT. So don't try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you don't. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with /b/? LOL WOW Don't make me start flaming you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE are the ones who film people like you getting fucking destroyed by us. WE will rip your ASSHOLE out of your fucking rectum, STITCH IT on top of your pitiful dick hole, and then fuck you in the VAGINA we just made for you. SO WE MAKE YOU INTO A BITCH. Do you get it now? This site isn't a game, it isn't a place to 'chill' with your fags, and it isn't some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. JUST GTFO
>>691515154
dude outside was trying to get an insurance payout, but didnt know the guy driving had a dashcam.
>>691513740
>let me just unwind this long flexible hose next to this large spinning object, this will pan out well for all involved
>>691515154
I don't know, I got it ages ago though
I think he was either suicidal or seeking compensation
>>691500768
bro you here. i missed you. lets watch some rekt
>>691503308
I've done this before, It feels so damn good afterwards... Releases so much pressure.
>>691504238
It's called sauce around here newfag.
>>691500132
fake real wtf??
>>691504238
>I'm gonna need some context
>context
fucking newfag summer gtfo its called sauce
LURK MOAR
>>691512978
backround story ? interested
>>691514642
souce pls
>>691513908
but why does the bat have a condom on it?
>>691503118
Fucking Steve Rogers shit here.
>>691515774
LOL
>>691500768
kys kys summer fag
>>691514332
er macht alles kaputt :(
My toe last December.
>>691512712
Oscar worthy performance. Well done leo.
>>691513740
>LET IT RIP
>>691503118
Story?
Why are they all moving slow? Faek? Drunks?
>>691516276
poor bimbi :c rep
>>691500808
>>691501983
Those are Mexicans
>>691515256
wha tthe fuck, why not blow his head off? why the chest? fucking amateur
>>691505072
maybe, but looks more like a morote-seoi-nage to me.
and on the knees. Usually I do those standing. To avoid smashing the opponents face on the ground.
>>691516569
Did she died?
I can see her brain jumping off lol
>>691516276
Subway, eat fresh.
>>691512712
The Revenant
>>691504371
>>691514210
did he died?
>>691500048
This looks fucking fun. Shame I'm too much of a pussy to do it.
>>691515906
Legs don't bend that way i think
>>691515774
satisfying to see that
>>691509852
they've actually agreed to phase out this practice by 2020. now they can avoid the eggs hatching as male chicks altogether.
>>691516276
is the antelople ok?
>>691504031
feel really bad for that kid left standing.
mind fucked for life.
>>691516164
awa echt?
>>691516950
its a turkey fgt
>>691501057
White shirt in the upper left held the detonator.
>>691500048
mad bastard
>>691500768
>>691514210
Fun fact, the guy in the video survived with no major injuries
>>691505263
no, its just fantasy caught in a landslide
>no escape from reaity.
>>691516740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmhaj5-F-Fo
very much alive
>>691516276
This is horrific with sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcnH_TOqi3I
That being said, their hair is fantastic.
>>691500132
Ahhhhhh bitch
>>691515211
Despite actually not being a summer fag that was the first time if not second seeing that copy pasta.
>>691515993
source? Its a fucking spider fighting a scorpion
>>691516667
I have thought for years now that if I were to do that I would do the same thing and shoot right in the heart. There are reasons.
>>691501057
the head is flying to the right corner
>>691502686
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>691516194
literally no body cares you attentionwhore
>>691501511
>no blood
>you can see the lump where her real hair is
>not being in EXTREME pain
>>691514210
commonly referd to as a "High speed malfunction"
>>691503973
Kek
>>691515448
>that slap on the butt lolol
>>691516040
Protection.
>>691517399
>>691516667
Heartache? Van Gogh comes to mind.
>>691515798
>LURK MOAR
the problem isn't them not just lurking and not fuckin asking, it's that people spoonfeed every request for sauce/explanation anymore.
If you don't know something and can't google, just lurk and it will eventually make sense, or you are too retarded to deserve to post
>>691516005
Why isn't it called "Revenant.webm"?
>>691517787
that filename
>>691515215
helmet straps save helmets
>>691514642
so who won?
>>691503911
>GTA5
pretty sure I've read this before, but i still lost it
>>691516831
Best ITT
>>691518195
boom
>>691513972
HAIR-WEEEEE
>>691518150
>>691515531
Nigga wut
>>691514332
probly clean though
>>691518488
>>691504036
MFW I've read that exact comment numerous times
>>691518506
wow gas leak?
>>691514099
best filename ever lol
>>691513248
>Filename
Fucking kek
>>691514885
I couldn't find the sauce, however, I did found the aftermath of this bizarre shit
>>691515993
look up Japanese bug fights (or just bug fights in general) on YouTube. there's a lot of them and they're fun to watch
>>691518686
