Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>691497939
>>691498067
Damn image swaps
Miho claimed
>Occultist with Junia's Head and Chirugeons Charm casts Wyrd Reconstruction
>Heal for 0
>Bleed
done
>>691498444
checked
/r/ lewds
Tatsuta is mine
>>691498505
You can have the tasteful lewd.
Akiko claimed
>>691497939
>Karen
>Shiki a furry?
C O N F I R M E D
>who's #2?
KHA KHA KHA
>I sure as hell hope you don't mean Ginbe
Who?
>>691497520
Never gonna forget this
>Saber claim
Dio-sama...
>>691498471
The first time my Occulist did a 0 heal with bleed I purposely had him die. Sent him on a suicide mission with a bunch of random nobodies. Most of them died except for the incredibly witty bounty hunter.
>>691498624
subtle feet is best feet
>>691498624
Post legs and feet.
Work is interesting.
Apparently there are scorpions somewhere in the warehouse. I didn't get to see one tho.
>>691498471
Have this cheer you up, yes? Even if it's something small.
>>691498762
Fish
>>691498675
Good work. Very good work.
>>691498738
You got work, OG?
>>691498724
Armored legs
>>691498665
Image swaps really aren't that rare.
>>691498724
But Yume isn't even here
>>691497939
1st: Mako
2nd: Akiko
>>691498861
Oh and forgot to ask, you still sick?
>>691498078
Any my flying all the more shitty :^)
Understandable. There's only a couple you really need anyway. As for the DLC the pistols were the best.
Don't hmmm me you cheeky smug.
Which one?
>Best idol claimed
>>691498935
That's a pretty lewd pic Shiki
How've you been? I just got back
>>691498471
>>691498581
Sis
>TFW it's 2016 and you're not fapping to lolis.
>>691499002
Such a cute chibi
I'm really happy to see you, I've been in a bad mood.
>>691498986
No, thankfully that's all over with starting today.
Went and got my new glasses ordered. I'm 0.25 degrees worse now. Not bad for 8 years lol.
Enjoying the Saber? Better character claim than man pleaser, yeah?
>>691498947
Akiko not #1? Shameful
>>691499124
/dadg/ remenants
Is that general still up even? It kept dying a while back.
>>691498900
They need to be bare-ish
>>691498935
So?
>>691499294
why's that?
>>691499303
Here you go then
>>691499280
You have shit taste.
>>691499280
>i am fapping to lolis
>>691499294
did you see >>691498814
Rize claim
>>691498861
Warehouse packing vehicle parts.
From alarm systems to headlights to mufflers to custom rims. Today I had end privilege of packaging intercoolers.
>take part out of its container
>put in a box
>put on a pallet
>repeat
Do that about 60 times and poof. An order is completely.
But I want to see one of these scorpions.
![[Doki] Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne - 08 (1280x720 h264 AAC) [4169FF55]_001_26551.png](https://i.imgur.com/jYpsc90.png "[Doki] Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne - 08 (1280x720 h264 AAC) [4169FF55]_001_26551.png")
>>691499294
>Akiko not #1? Shameful
I know right?
Also #2 is >>691498654
>>691499397
Oh hey fish, didn't notice you
It's good to see you again
Do you have a gyate gyate already?
>>691499521
Sorry Anon, but I'm stealing your waifu
>>691499077
I have a generally lax relationship to lewd, as long as it's tastefully done it can work.
I've been doing good, have been very busy for the last couple of days so now just wasting away at the computer. You?
>>691499294
Yes but there's no fun memes related to Saber, just the cancerous cuck/BLACKED.
>>691499022
I'm an agile fucker so I'm good unless I wanna go banzai
I want the deagle so bad ;_;
Hmmmm~?
Just about all of them
>>691499077
Don't see how it's lewd
>
>>691498861
I hated that bounty hunter, his resolve got tested during the suicide mission and he became a douche, he constantly insulted his allies and when all of them died he suddenly got a metric shit ton of critical strikes that let him survive. After that I sent him in a few other suicide missions because I hated his douchey attitude but he was always part of the ones who survived. I used him with my Jester some times too, but I never healed his stress. After long fights he would often end it with a crit and have one of his witty quotes pop up like he's the only competent person here, god I hated that guy. The day he died was a pretty good day.
>>691499002
If only.
>>691499716
Done with dinner, has the drinking started yet?
>>691499399
>>691499794
Egg
>>691499397
I don't know, just one of those days you know?
Feeling better though, now that you're here.
>>691499716
Idk, I would put redhead at 3rd and akiko at second after ana.
Ginbe literally nobody.
Fish doesn't have an ohayo, I don't think.
>>691499777
Cancerous cuck? Explaino?
>>691499810
Kek, bounty hunter is a beast class honestly. Good dodge, good hp, good damage and has that beast class trinket. The 20% damage helm.
I like trading stories about mishaps like those though, lol. If you remember anymore tell me.
Also, meme response incoming after this post.
>>691499810
*snort*
>>691499716
no
>>691499810
fish
>>691500237
i'm sorry to hear that, i hope you can start feeling better
>>691499777
Just losing brain cells playing league
>>691500237
Nono I meant cuckpoasting and especially the spam there was months back with Saber.
>>691500386
Yuuko-chan <3
>>691500386
Gorgeous
>>691499280
>tfw it's 2016 and you have shit taste.
>>691499294
Never browsed /dadg/ before. Although there isn't a thread up on /vg/ at the moment.
>>691499794
>Banzai
Stick some plastic explosives on there first.
It;s so fucking good man. It's even better than the Unica.
Shush it you.
Ah, was only good at Reach. Then again that's the only one I ever played really.
>>691500386
QOTT: what kind of people do you instantly judge?
Swag fags and not all but most truckers
>>691500237
I ate two bags of chips and now I feel uncomfortably full, god damn I feel like a woman.
>>691500152
No, Kotori has dropped dead without notice and we're waiting for at least one other autist to join us
>>691500237
>akiko at second after ana
I guess you can't fix tastelessness
>>691500455
If fish wishes for it I could add her to the queue
>>691500679
People who browse /waifu/
>>691500679
>year 1344 + 672
>judging people
>>691500679
Niggers
>>691500679
Everyone. I fucking hate people.
>>691500493
Smug
>>691500488
Miho-chan <3
>>691500605
Best eyes
>>691500679
Anyone i don't know.
>>691500769
I shall be that one other autistic then
>>691500679
>niggers
>>691500679
Fat people and anyone wearing any sort of piece of clothing related to "My little pony"
>>691500679
People who are extremely biased and blind toward it even after being pointed out.
>>691500897
How are you? <3
>>691500769
that would be nice
>>691500455
I'm feeling better already. A good night's sleep will get rid of it too.
How about you? Still bored?
>>691500559
/dadg/ was the best general ever. The best people posted there. We even had a non-attention whoring tripfag who was chill as fuck and actually good at the game. People traded mods and made requests for skins and shit. Awesome place.
Not enough people posted. I'm guessing it died. I might start it up again.
>>691499683
Don't get too close my man. Those things hurt.
Glad you got your shit sorted though. Will this improve your situation? Bank fucks off if you have a "real" job right?
>>691500486
Oh okay. What spam? Here? On /b/?
>>691500745
>uncomfortably full
What is this feeling? Is there a line between being comfortably and uncomfortably full?
>>691500769
You really can't.
>>691500679
And people who simply refuse to learn.
>>691500559
Kek
I only know of these through gun master or guns game
L oryh krz rqob ph dqg dnlnr nqrz derxw wkh fhdvdu flskhu~
Reach was my second halo game after halo 3. Love how forge world said it's endless but has barriers and budgets :^)
>>691500897
How are you?
>>691501091
Are you going to buy something this summer sale?
>>691500745
>implying you're not a woman
>>691501311
Should help a lot.
Tenryuu claimed
>be me playing SoSE
>building up a fleet with a metric shit ton of ships, 2 capital ships and my only Titan
>enemy has a star base in his system
>my fleet arrives in the enemy system
>I wipe the enemy star base away
>i win the system
>it was a glorious victory for me in every term
>the enemy lkost more than his star base
feelsgoodman
>>691501311
Well not really spam but more posted in every thread, and by that I mean all fate&type moon related threads.
>>691500679
Judging people at all is wrong. I think everyone is a good person inside. Some deeper than others.
I judge saudis anyway.
>>691501155
>>691501393
I have done a decent amount of chores today, so i am accomplished.
Great as always.
How is life surprising you this evening?
>>691501311
British
>>691501455
Haven't seen you in a while
>>691501499
O shit waddup
>>691501558
You haven't seen me at all
>>691501311
pretty much
>>691501428
I was thinking L4D but I haven't spent a single cent on my steam yet. What I have was given to me.
>>691501524
>I think everyone is a good person inside
You gonna get used like a naive sophomore.
>>691501311
There's a point where you are just "Full" but then you see that your bag of chips still has a good bunch of chips in them, and you want to eat those chips because they're tasty, but you don't have any room for those chips. But you don't care and just eat them anyways. You end up feeling like a glass Jar that somehow managed to have too much of something as if something has apeared inside of it while it was already full. It doesn't feel like the Jar will crack, but it clearly feels overfilled.
In other words
it's kinda like having a real big need to shit but instead of your guts hurting, your stomach hurts and you know for a fact that taking a shit wont help.
>>691501674
Oh you're new?
Thought you were the original.
My apologies
>>691501558
Im still feeling sick as fuck. Hope ill feel better soon so i can Uber.
>>691501817
>I'm so full it hurts
>turn to poop faster
1st world problems.
>>691501524
This. Most anons in this thread are lovely humans who think they know what happiness is all about
>>691501728
Ugh, I have both L4D.
>>691501917
I wonder how is Tatsie doing.
>>691500679
People.
>>691501311
That sounds like a warming place. Surprised with how friendly and constructive it was it died out. Go for it, may even find some old members.
>>691501393
The only way to fly.
And they played like heaven didn't they.
Is this that bullshit code you were talking about?
Topkek. I loved it too, spent so many hours playing custom shit with friends.
>>691502000
>turn to poop faster
I really don't know what you're trying to say.
>>691501455
But I'm not.
>>691500679
Judging people is for judges.
And I'm no judge.
>>691500679
Fat people and rednecks
>>691502067
I'm not even much into FPS but I know it's nice for multiplayer and I have enough people asking me when will I get it to be motivated to get it.
>>691501455
Real tatsuta?
>>691501499
It doesn't even matter if you win or lose. What matters is that your opponent didn't have fun.
>>691501475
Well I'm happy for you, you happy about it? Better than your last situation, no?
>>691501558
Yuko, doing alright?
>>691501519
Ah okay, I understand now.
I'd be so dumb without you lol
>>691501803
I'm a doormat already. I'd rather be used than use, though. Even if it's tiny, it's the first step to making the world a better place. Just being a good person, ya know?
>inb4 get real
>>691501817
An extremely detailed and accurate description. I feel you so much.
Still, the taste of those chips.
Was it worth it?
>>691502067
love you chen
always giving me laffs
>>691502135
It was. I got called out for avatarfagging a bunch of times though. Couldn't help not posting Karen lol
In the end just posted as anon. Only the tripfag was someone to remember.
They even had their own memes. A highwayman at death's door solo'd the boss of the first darkest dungeon with martyr's seal, lol.
>>691501961
You have to eat better.
Too much fast food.
>>691502129
He has a good career sooooo he's probably fine n matter what.
He'll swing by eventually to dump obscure music.
>>691502465
Never better
Is the family still giving you a hard time?
>>691501699
Deleted your reply so I could put it at the top
end up forgetting
You need your own image anyway
You live alone?
I wasted all my fuel in kancolle trying to get Nagato
>It didnt work...
>Hamakaze claimed
>>691500679
I judge Judges so i can judge them before they judge me because i don't enjoying being judged but i have to judge judges
>>691502251
>>691502465
It's better than nothing.
>naive sophomore
>>691502465
There are still a few crumbs, I wanna eat them.
I love chips and chips love me
Probably.
>>691502587
I wasn't eating fast food I just used that pic.
Shiki still in the thread?
>>691501307
Very well, I've added you to the queue
It will take some time though
current queue is as follows:
Akiko
x Yuno
x Dio
x Rory Mercury
O Ika
x Kagami
x Konata
x Homura
x Mugen
x Shiro
x Ryougi Shiki
Franken Fran
Holstaur
Mugi - thicc eyebrows
Mio
Yui
Azusa
Ritsu
Rei
Tohsaka Rin
Mizore
Shinoa
Miho
Amatsukaze
Syndra
Kongou
Yume
Shino - blonde
Prinz
Togame
Mumei
Dragon trainer Tristana + Riggles
Yuuko
Kneesocks
Mi Liu
Lily (vocaloid)
Captain comrade
C.C
Mero
Makoto - sun dress and hat
Kotori whaaat?
>>691501311
As is obvious from your choice in grills you goddamn curry player
>>691501558
With halo infection. Jenkins outta nowhere
>>691502135
Kek
?
Yes
I loved speed demon and bowl movement
>>691502406
Yeah, the multiplayer is fun, but you'll get bored after a while.
I hope you'll make up your mind.
>>691502465
Do not worry about it, Karen. I'm glad.
>>691502587
I meant Tatsuta, not that faggot. But speaking of him I'm a bit worried too, he had internet connection on his hotel and was doing tiny visits daily but suddenly stopped.
>>691502859
Yes
>>691502641
>>691502996
It's cheap so I will definitely get it. 80% discount thy based Gabe.
>>691502587
Somewhat, just getting used to it. Still putting me in a bad mood overall though.
Trying to open up a bit more to them. It's working I think. I appreciate your advice.
>>691502650
You out of your apartment, or not yet?
Also this is what I choose, I'm gonna be sad and miserable but at least it gives me a purpose.
>>691502736
Do it
Take pictures of the chips
>>691502600
Hey there, doing okay?
Had fun earlier today?
>>691503125
He's over here Mr. Police man
>>691503252
>>691503086
Here's are your Ohayou's
Sorry they took so much longer than the rest
I hope you like them
>Akiko
>>691502831
Maybe the random uber guests are to blame them.
Spreading their germs to you.
>>691503004
Well the fact that he made visits at all was surprising since he said he wasn't going to.
Tatsuta might be one of the many dead anons.
Rest in peace.
>>691503329
Just what i like hear.
keep on trying to improve yourself.
I believe.
>>691503329
House, and no.
Gonna head on out.
Cya later /waifu/
>>691503086
>>691503545
>
>Akiko
>>691503566
Bye dude, please stay safe.
>>691503559
One person believing, that's all I need. Thank you
>>691503391
I see no one here that fits that description.
Sir.
>>691503610
>>691503545
They're wonderful, thank you
>>691503329
I'm alright, I was having fun until someone ruined it.
>>691503329
wat
you can't tell me what to do and not to do
just because of that I threw them away.
>>691502948
Thought you only experienced those two through the gun-game game mode.
Wonder if I can decipher it.
The details allude me but one of those had a long ass ramp, correct?
>>691502465
People get really riled up about that stuff for some reason. You've got to be kidding me right? What an absolute madman, how is all I ask.
i got my wifuu right here
>>691503979
Rolling for Hamakaze
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Here
>>691504321
You stop that!
![[filename redacted].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hE72Nbe.jpg "[filename redacted].jpg")
>>691503559
You are right. Lets have a minute of silence for all the anons that died or got arrested.
>>691503440
>
>>691504370
Hello.
>>691504428
was meant for>>691504367
>>691504428
na
>>691503761
I'm glad you like them
I was a bit delayed because we did a family trip to the zoo yesterday
I hope I got the eyes right on the second. Everything is based off official art
>>691504444
Fukken checked
>>691504472
Todd thread then?
>>691504444
Quads confirm
Moment of silence
Sorry I'll be back in a bit guys
>>691503979
Aw, it happens I guess.
Doing anything now?
>>691504218
Damn, I was just saying you should indulge yourself!
>>691504225
Yeah I was just being an asshat honestly. He got the kill with the martyr's seal. He survived Death's Door so many times that he hit 200 stress
>>691504370
Hey, still awake?
>>691504521
Sorry for giving you false attention
>Hamakaze
>>691504225
Ohhhhh that's what you mean. Yeah it is sadly ;_; got as far as the wep before the knife
Go on ahead~
No clue. Sounds like a dlc map
>>691504428
Rolling for hamakaze and maki~
>>691504636
Bye!
>>691504647
dont worry about it booboo
>>691503559
Maybe
>>691503743
Police man!
>>691504428
Nope,
>rerolling
Not the best day for the boys in green...
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>691504444
Who got arrested
>>691504884
It will never happen.
>>691504884
Not the best day for the trips either....
>>691504884
>>691504884
>4 off
So close
>>691504884
Sorry tripsguy, was close today!
How are you doing?
Who are the boys in green?
>>691504553
No it's great, probably the best way to pull it off with that specific style.
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>691504445
Hello there.
>>691504641
Yes.
Its thundering and its still too hot.
Fuck summer.
>>691504884
Better than usual.
How are you doing?
>>691504796
>>691504880
Pls no
>>691504884
Wew there lad
>>691504990
>>691504884
So close dude
>>691504706
I'm sorry Mr. Spiderman.
We are old friends after all.
>>691504823
>
>>691504444
Nice digits.
<3.
>
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand capped. well spiderman out
>>691505029
How's life been treating you?
https://a.pomf.cat/jmaeuu.jpg
>>691505275
that's cute
>>691498484
Oh my, great pic. And those digits were for you.
>>691504884
ALMOST!
