YLYL: webm edition
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YLYL: webm edition
>>691452829
..
>>691453011
This is just sad
>>691453317
Why? Do you have something against actors?
>>691453280
Grab cats legs, slam it face first into the door, no more problem.
>>691452829
and the ugly people losers try to say iam a blimp cause iam 300 pounds so i feel bad
>>691452829
and thats it
>>691453455
They don't look like actors though
>>691452829
>>691453694
>>691452829
and the ugly people losers is ugly and lame and the ugly guys losers is ugly and lame and smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly and the ugly people losers is ugly and is lame
>>691452829
>No Audio Streams allowed
Shit thread detected. Where are the janitors?
>>691453727
This is why women need to know their place
>>691452829
..>>691453803
wat u on about m8?
>>691453727
lol'd
>>691453727
WHAT THE FUCK
YOU DON'T HIT WOMEN
THAT'S FUCKED UP
>>691453280
Lost
>>691453727
Cuck needs to lrn2throwapunch. Ffs
>>691453560
take it easy big boy, it's just an anti-junkmail cat
>>691454024
shutup libtard
>>691453694
>>691453727
He could have taken it like a champ, make her feel even more inferior. Take a couple more hits, laugh at her for a while, say thanks and leave. Bitch got exactly what she wanted.
>>691454112
WOMEN ARE WEAK
AS A MAN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT THEM
NOT HURT THEM
THEY ARE DELICATE FLOWERS
THAT MUST BE PRESERVED
>>691453684
Then they're really good actors.
>>691453066
I still don't get how this is funny
>>691454210
>When you only have a gram of bait left
>>691454251
Niggers being niggery isnt funny.
>>691453727
beaut
>>691454251
All niggers should be exterminated.
>>691454334
yeah, it must have been so dangerous. i hope he didn't died there.
>>691454251
Mothafuckas wearin a flamin hot cheetos shirt kek
yes
>>691454517
>>691454454
no
>>691453117
This is just sad.
He could've turned a little bit to the left, he has a weak reaction time
Requesting more femifats getting beaten pls
Or tumblrfats
POS bigots first.
>>691453727
That's a tough bitch. He's not a small dude but she took like three solid swings before going down.
>>691454442
BAIT?
HOW MENTALLY RETARDED ARE YOU TO THINK BEATING WOMEN IS OKAY OR NORMAL ON ANY LEVEL?
YOU'RE JUST A BOY. GROW UP. MEN PROTECT WOMEN. BECOME A MAN.
>>691454606
bump for this
>>691454175
Lost so hard. I think I lost my sides! They are missing
>>691454024
you must be new here
>>691454752
Women were put on earth to pleasure men , nothing more
>>691454353
Looked like his head came off for a second
>>691453694
Pussy vs the dog.
>>691454925
Dog won huh
>>691452829
fucking legends!!!
>>691454562
>retardation
>>691454112
Now why he do dat?
>>691454210
Triggered!
>>691454752
So what you're saying is women are not equal to men?
>>691454606
>>691454334
and because you are a retard
DOUBLE KILL YOURSELF!!
>>691454024
>womans are allowed to hit men
>man aren't allowed to defend thereselves
You must be a feminazi
>>691454854
WOMEN TAKE CARE OF CHILDREN AND HER MAN AT HOME, MEN PROTECT THEIR WOMEN AND FAMILY AND PROVIDE FOR THEM.
THIS IS GODS WILL.
EACH OF US MUST UPHOLD IT.
MEN MUST PROTECT THEIR WOMAN AND THEIR FAMILY.
>>691455102
Papa bless
>>691454353
got duked out by a soft ass nigga named Parker
>>691454210
>women are weak
No, she doesn't know karate,
>As a man you're supposed to protect them
Protect them from myself? She's beating him and that's self defense faggot
>I'm bating yu
Oh nice, what a weak bait
>>691453255
kek
>"how the fuck did i get here"
>>691455100
This is true on so many levels. Sometimes teh cumdumpsters need to be reminded of this.
>>691454297
kek
>>691453727
you never raise your hand against a woman, ever.
>>691452829
why was that man kneeling down with his ass naked? and why was the other man unzipping his pants? it doesn't make any sense.
>>691453727
weak cunt
>>691455150
GOD PUT MAN ON THIS GROUND TO PROVIDE FOR AND PROTECT HIS WOMAN AND FAMILY.
>>691455100
NOT ALL OF GODS CHILDREN ARE EQUAL.
MEN ARE STRONG AND PROTECT AND PROVIDE FOR WOMEN.
WOMEN RAISE MANS CHILDREN AND TAKE CARE OF MAN AT HOME.
>>691454334
you are a dumb nigger
>>691455435
You obviously dont know me very well because I always do , thank you very much
>>691455435
Lol, righty O, Cuck McCuskenstein .
>>691454145
dont think she wanted to get laid out on the concrete like that
>>691455556
Go back to tumblr
>>691454024
so she can hit him but he can't hit her..
yep. that's equality alright
kill yourself
>>691453727
good man, women like this make me sick
>>691455435
Even if she's coming after you with a baseball bat, screaming about how you owe her money for the bastard child she got from your stolen condom?
>>691453066
Rofl
>>691454024
You may not be on the incorrect website, bruh.
>>691455556
is this bait i can't even
>>691455556
sexist
report
>>691454210
That's sexist misogyny
>>691454752
By the power of fedora...
>>691454749
Imagine all the whacky things people do as they drift off. Half of /b would probably whip out their junk and start fapping.
>>691455165
There is no god.
>>691454334
the false perspective of depth
>>691453727
With those godawful roundhouse punches, that seemed like it could've been a pretty even fight.
>>691455102
full vid, with the fluff at the start
>>691455553
In his defense he looked pretty drunk
>>691454353
HE NO LONGER HAS THE CONCH. SQUEEL PIGGIE SQWEEE!!!
>>691454112
HA-haaaaaaaa!
>>691453011
I agree it's sad, they both dance a hell of a lot better than I do.
>>691454251
This must be in southeast asia
My sister is a missionary there
and she told me that they let monkeys pretty much do what they want over there.
>>691455556
>>691455165
>>691454752
>>691454210
>>691454024
CAPS LOCK FUCK YEAH
>>691456076
9/10
>>691455994
the dude with the taser is moving in a dramatic manner.
>I'm doing God's work
>>691455994
those mall cops need to eat more wheaties
>>691454749
Aww poor lil guy thinks he's driving
>>691453255
i'd have yanked that cat right out of the plane, midflight. see if you can land on your feet, scrambles, you piece of shit.
>>691455030
.5 kek
>>691456229
NEED MOR WHEY NEED MOR WHEY
>>691456155
meanwhile at pulse
>>691454609
This is so funny. I came
>>691456155
Autopsy of Orlando mass shooting victim.
>>691453280
yank that little faget right out through the mail slot.
>>691456155
did he suffer internal bleeding?
>>691456155
meanwhile at OP`s house
>>691454210
POST WOMEN GETTIN REKT /B/
>>691456351
*captioned
>>691455556
are you retarded? Im all about respect for women for I am a woman myself but damn. Didn't you see the video? She provoked him too many times enough to elicit an inevitable reaction. Sit down.
>>691456433
>>691456351
>just left pulse
>ate a bag of dicks
>didnt get kill
>on my way home
>>691455102
Why can't niggers ever learn? When you resist arrest, cops become increasingly brutal. Fucking niggers are responsible for over 50% of all violent crime. Niggers nig nigger nig nig nigger nigger niggers.
>>691454210
Check your penis privilege.
>>691456094
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
>>691456503
>>691456503
idk
>>691453727
This is great. This is a weak bitch, she got what she deserved. She thought to herself, "This man is much larger than me, though, since i'm a woman, it doesn't matter, he won't hit back", then this strong man beats her the fuck up, this bitch deserved every punch. Hopefully both of them got arrested though.
I'd like a link to the story to see what happened to both the people involved if possible.
>>691455994
This is what happens NIGGERS when you resist arrest. Too bad they didn't shoot her in the face and leave hear twitching body as a side walk urinal.
>>691456155
meanwhile at orlando pulse mass shooting nightclub guys amirite
>>691456288
Time for your nap, little edgie
>>691456488
>just left pulse
its 11 in the morning what the fuck are u doing in a night clup
>>691453727
She only pushed him a bit, monkey reaction
>>691454334
Bear grylls. Has a "survival" show where he runs around pretending like he's a kid behind enemy lines. Has a reputation for being really fake. This video proves that he is often full of shit and not surviving anything.
>>691455688
>heil hitler dubs dont lie
>>691456432
Only eternal bleeding
>>691453011
KEK
>>691455533
Because they were about to have hot steamy man buttsex
>>691454251
Forget race for a minute.
They were brought up to think this was the way to behave in a modern society?
They all had a mother (probably just that) and she failed them, they behave like animals.
>>691456667
capslock is cruisecontrol for cool
>>691456562
I so wish the cop shot him
>>691456488
that was gr88 m8 oh and nice 88's clown
>>691456647
see >>691453694 right above it
>>691456647
Did you miss the first part?
>>691456642
>when Omar drags the party on for way too long
>>691456671
TURN IT ON
>>691456562
OOOH. OOOH WEEE. OOOH OH NO HE DI-INT.
>>691454112
all that beautiful fuel that could have been transformed into power. what a moron.
>>691456626
you mind your fuckin' tongue, I kill more cats in a month than the humane society euthanizes in a year.
>>691456155
Imagine being a young guy in college, your whole life ahead of you. You decide to become a doctor because you wanted to heal the sick and make a difference. You study constantly, you get a good score on the MCAT, you get into a good med school, you work even harder. You graduate, get an internship, get a residency, and finally become a doctor.
Then your first procedure of the day is pulling a 48 inch dildo that's stuck in some faggot's ass.
>>691456155
he died of eternal bleeding
>>691455533
>dubba trips.
fucking waste. kys.
>>691454210
Kill yourself capsfag
>>691454353
What the fuck was that?
Was he knocking trying to get into his head?
He was using the bottom of his fist and not the knuckles, that is what nature gave them to us for, to knock someone the fuck out.
Weak ass shit.
>>691455533
OP is the one kneeling with his anal cavity exposed.
Behind him we see his father, OP senior, who is about to inflict his punishment on the child that forgot to wash the dishes.
>>691456848
it's an easy job and its hilarious, that would be a great first day as a surgeon
>>691456855
>eternal
Its external dude
>>691453727
Fool doesn't know how to throw a punch..
>>691455556
OFF BY ONE OFF BY ONE HAHAHAHAHA DIDNT READ YOUR SILLY ASS IS OFF BY ONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BLING BUCKS KA-CHIING
>>691453727
he ended up punching her back and knocked the shit out of her
>>691456919
The guy on his knees looked way older, try harder next time jokester
>>691456716
funny you mention that...
>meanwhile at grannys house
>>691456938
now that's humour
>>691456932
No it's eternal.
>being this knew
>>691456976
BUSTED. Serves him right for defying the rules. Fuck yes, justice is served. Onions and tomatoes.
>>691457029
you're an idiot
>>691455556
God actually made man first. So you're saying that God made man to protect women, who technically weren't created yet. Go smoke some more crack and try again, friend.
>>691456944
He's drunk you blind nigger, he didn't even hit her well his aim was way off
>>691456562
he a good boy goes 2 chuuch erry sundays was about 2 go 2 college d
>>691456155
the fuck even is it? a bottle witha rhino horn in the top ffs?!?!
>>691453727
Shit that guy hits like a girl, despite the size advantage he had to hit her like 5 times to bring her down.
>>691457036
He's a retard that was adopted.
>>691456647
Really, nigger?
>>691456932
Newfag
>>691457050
"wuuuld star!" "wuuuuuld stah!"
god damn niggers. why don't more of you start teaching them a lesson, you pussies
>>691453727
Meanwhile in Sandwichita.
>>691454251
Another Tuesday afternoon at the Niggertown 7-11
kek
>>691457078
My sister died from External Hard Drives you inconsiderate faggot
>>691454334
Watch the whole webm nig.
>>691457050
why didn't he taze her ffs?!
>>691456938
fuck LOL
>>691456890
Seems like it worked just fine, coach.
>>691454353
>fashion victim
>>691454251
OOK OOLK OOOOOK! EEK EEEEEEK!
>>691454752
Beating women?
Holy shit, you should see what I do to them, you are the one that needs to grow up.
I take them to my special place and shoot them behind the ear and put them down the well.
Beating them? They have us beat from birth, you're cucked into beta-life matey.
>>691456155
Why does it look like the grinch dressed as santa is standing behind them?
>>691455906
No nigger faggot, it is funny because he was sopouse to be in the wilderness nowhere near prople. And they filmed this in what seems a populated area where people are.
Show is based on him going on adventures whrre no man is able to survive.
Found a nigger guys..
>>691457595
>you should see what I do to them
cringe
>>691456972
If you keep posting these your mother will die in her sleep
>>691457595
Wow...The edge on this one...
Shit tier counter-bait
>>691456672
underated kek
>>691457595
>tipping intensifies
>>691455435
Terrible bait, brethren
God i'd love to taze one of you faggots, and watch you squirm. writhing on the ground.... full of electricity... looking up into my eyes. knowing I won't stop. pleading with me, with your eyes. no, I increase the tase power. you lose your bowels and bladder. the pleading in your eyes staring up at me takes on a fever pitch, you're panicking, you know your heart will stop soon.
And I just keep tasering you.
>>691454024
Lost
>>691455102
>>691455994
Been to that Mall a number of times. Always a bunch of nigs there. Not surprised.
I dunno. But if I ever saw one of you hit a woman, I'd break your neck :/
>>691455165
God?
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
I am the last thing they will see.
They ask for their mothers, fathers and their children but none has yet invoked the name of God.
If he sees what I do, he cares not.
>>691452829
the ugly people losers is pathatic and is ugly and try to make people look bad thats why the ugly people losers look pathatic when try to make the attrative loser people and the popular people look bad like the ugly people losers like the ugly women losers and the ugly guys losers that is funny looking and is ugly as shit and smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly
>>691457795
High schoolers, man
>>691455994
Buh Abe Linkin says I was freeeeeeeeeee!
>>691457795
>increase the tase power.
Confirmed for not knowing how tasers function
>>691452829
the ugly people losers is pathatic and is ugly and try to make people look bad thats why the ugly people losers look pathatic when try to make the attrative loser people and the popular people look bad like the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly
>>691457411
the fuck?!?! keeeek
>>691457886
god I can't wait for one of you fags to say something like that IRL. i'll taze u like ted bundy in the electric chair
>>691457946
It's not his copypasta's fault you buy cheap tasers that only have one power setting.
>>691457946
how about just a few baton strikes to your skull? shattering it, bone fragments penetrating your brain - paralyzing you for life.
>>691458199
Fuck your mommy
>>691457877
And then proceed to spend years in prison for some bitch you never knew or cared for who would never write you a letter while you sit getting ass raped by convicts because you thought you held some moral high ground. How is a broken neck a justifiable reaction to a slap? Every jury would put you in the slammer.
>>691454353
NIGGA GOT WOMBO COMBO'D
>>691456664
the point of the show was to make the public aware of different dangers of various climates, and to give some extremely basic survival skills to the masses.
so yeah, he was sleeping in hotels most nights, and probly had real food just off camera, but the point was that he was trying to teach shit. nobody seems to get that.
if you want a real survival show, watch les stroud's old stuff.
>>691457090
What's the charge?
>>691452829
Fukken lost to you OP
Never happened to me before
>>691456562
Would be better if someone didnt mangle the video conversion.
>>691457992
Fucking Vince, punking Taker like that.
>>691458273
Tasers only have one power setting.
If you're referring to those shitty hand held contact stun guns, there might be.
>>691458279
>not knowing about the use of force triangle
Git gud faggot
>>691458356
oh fuck off woman-beater, you're an abuser. abuse a woman in my company, and i'll literally strike your nose with the base of my palm, driving your nasal bone into your brain. killing you.
>>691455030
Perfect response.
Lost it to this
>>691454024
Medium quality bait.
>>691454024
Ah the smell of summer.
>>691452829
what the fuck? story? wait... no i dont wanna know
>>691458542
sexist
>>691458385
Probably some shit about skiing in a closed area
>>691458407
how it came, might have to do with it being body cam footage
>>691458199
Do you even own a tazer you little wank stain. Post pics with time stamp. You can't just go around tazing people for taking shit. You would get your ass kicked so fast. I weigh a good 350 and I own a tazer. I've tazed myself and it doesn't hurt me enough to stop me. You'd taze me for about a second and a half before you felt my catchers mitt sized hand pythoning around your fucking throat. Your plan is stupid. For the sake of your own safety, do not go around tazing people for what you feel are justifiable means. You will get killed/incarcerated. Fuck, maybe both.
>>691458542
Jokes on you, I don't have a nasal bone
>>691458542
I hope you realize that nasal bone thing is a myth. Just go take the kick in balls self defense class, atleast that will work.
>>691458542
Whiteknight faggot thinks he's Bruce Lee or something.
>>691454175
Advanced level heads up 7 up
>>691454353
socks and sandals
>>691457795
t. guy who doesn't know shit about tazers or human physiology
>>691458542
Does your mom have nice tits?
>>691453694
c? pussy cat society
>pic related
in medieval times if girl and man had conflict the man was but in a waste deep hole with a block of wood club vs the disputing female with a rock in a sock, Dispute Resolution Organisation
>>691458510
>Tasers only have one power setting.
>>691458542
Ha! One again... You haven't said anything relevant. Besides. I conceal and carry. You would be shot before you got within seems reach. I don't think you know what the word kill or dead really means.
>>691456981
Fucking this
>>691454334
>I still don't get how this is funny
They obviously can't be far from civilization
>>691453727
stupid bitch lucky to be alive, yet just from a naturally evolutionary selective perception
>>691458983
>tasers have more than one power setting
>>691453694
at first I was like wat
>>691453727
then I was like picrelated
>>691454024
you dont hit anybody to begin with
>>691457795
Set tasers to kill! ... fucking retard
>>691459019
gee Bill, your mom lets you conceal AND carry?
>>691456844
How about you kill yourself, no one cares about and your faggot life.
>>691453011
Dubstep...
>>691459084
On and Off
Kek those socks
>>691459270
It's the same level of power wether it's on or off. You can't change the voltage or amperage of it.
>>691458542
You must be twelve. That's not how any of this works...
>>691453255
Good preflight cx
>>691455102
One time I was pretty forcefully held by some police after I was mistaken for another fat bearded guy wanted for attempted kidnapping.
I didnt resist, and was polite. Even though they were (somewhat understandably) pretty pissy thinking I was some pedo fuck.
After it was sorted out they were profusely apologetic and let me go. One of the two officers pulled me over like 2 months later for speeding, he recognized me and said "Im letting you off because of what happened last time we met" and that got me out of a huge ticket
Niggers, take note.
>>691455435
Nobody's going to give you sex for this post. Kill yourself
>>691459289
Fucking lost im crying
>>691455829
That's SO wacky XD jerking off XDDD
>>691459084
>>691458983
>>691458510
>>691458273
Jackasses never watched Star Trek
>>691459289
Oh god my sides
>>691459383
>>691459383
I could draw my Sig Sauer P226 in .40 cal, and fire a triple-tap into your torso and head faster than anyone on /b/ or /k/. that's a guarantee.
so keep talking shit. but NEVER try that with me IRL.
>>691453011
This needs to be on a musical jewelry box
>>691459525
>FITE ME IRL
>>691459441
MOTHERFUCKER LIGHTSABERS DON'T HAVE POWER SETTINGS EITHER
>>691459414
forethought is not a niggers strong suit
>>691459198
Sho nuf. Felt like it was relevant info. I'd shoot anyone who tried to drive those palm into my nasal bone forcing it into my brain and killing me, and then I'd fucking walk the streets t afterwards.
>>691459525
But does your mom have sweet titties?
>>691456972
Thanks lori
>>691456288
Cats have a terminal velocity of 60km/h which isnt enough to kill them. Provided that the cat is healthy and not old as fuck. So it might just survive the fall even though it will suffer injuries
>>691458384
>nobody seems to get that
No, they get it. The problem is they see him acting like the greatest survivalist of all time, but its mostly fake.
>>691456890
Probably didn't want to break his hand on his cranium.
>>691459525
Edgelord spotted, watch out everyone.
>>691459382
Okay now you're just moving the goalpost
>>691456488
That was satisfying as hell. I hate when shitheads act like that. Trying to act all cool? Being 'catty' and 'omg I'm such. a. bitch. Lol XD'?
I'm glad you wrecked. Hope you died you ignoramus.
Get raped
>>691459525
>>691458199
5/7 troll
>>691459289
top quality polemic, mate
>>691454353
He got bitch slapped. That guy on top wasn't even throwing punches.
>>691454752
B8 > R8
>>691456890
>never heard of a hammerfist
>>691459695
the cats I've thrown off of buildings have a terminal velocity of 120mph.
they don't land on their feet. and they sure as shit don't survive.
>>691459865
You're just goaling the movepost
>>691458542
Okay nicholas cage
>>691454353
The socks took away his power, it was not a fair fight.
>>691454353
pretty sure the guy got brain damage now
>>691459596
Indeed
>>691460004
good for you
>>691454752
>m'lady
Found the beta
>>691453694
That's like that spongebob episode lmao
>>691459525
Ok wow. Your intimidating internet comments have made me realize that you are truly the superior male. "IRLL" fucking get real. This is real life. I'm a real person telling you that not only are you living in a fantasy world, but if you live out those fantasies, you're going to get killed by someone. Remember, there is always someone stronger, faster, meaner, hungrier. There's always going to be someone who wants it more. Try it instead of anonymously posting threats on a board.
>>691459419
> give you sex
> to give sex
virgin pleb
>>691453066
kekd so hard
>>691453117
Cop should be beaten to death tbh
>>691454609
sourceeeeeeeeeee????
bump
>>691454596
The weight of two guys on the bike, leaning into the right curve says you are wrong. A quick left turn and you will lay the bike down to the right.
Go ahead and livestream it when you prove me wrong.
>>691459525
Meet me over on State street in one hour you mouthy fat bitch.
>>691456972
pls no
>>691453255
That double take when he first spots the cat.
>>691453560
edgy summerfuck
>>691460214
How about you just fuck off and don't respond to me again.
>>691459525
Let's meet, friend.
>>691460232
WORLDSTAR HIPHOP
>>691457795
>I INCREASE THE TASING POWER!
>TASING POWER, INCREASED!
>>691454251
>Mfw the Cheetos shirt was the funniest part
>>691454749
wtf is happening here?
>>691459525
You're over-selling it.
I can give you a 3/10, best I can do.
>>691458542
Is that literally what you would do?
beating a woman is like beating a man they both hit back
>>691460189
you should be beaten to death, bikers should adhere to rules like every other driver on the road it was his fuck up so the fault is entirely on biker if he had driven according to rules he wouldn't get smashed.
>>691460561
Adjust the phase variance. Set shields to a rotating frequency
>>691454024
wont bait me m8
>>691460604
Anesthesia for dental work can cause disorientation, hallucination and even dissociative fugue. This guy is tripping balls and thinks hes driving a car.
>>691460441
When you so poor you dont even have a stick to play with
>>691455134
I was half expecting him to chop his own head off.
>>691458651
it's fake
>>691456972
Fuck u
>>691455263
Hey that's my name.
>>691460604
He's on anesthesia and is hallucinating that he's driving a stick shift auto
>>691460748
His pattern is getting lost in the buffer!
>>691457146
Took me a second to understand what was going on in that webm..
>>691456972
Not today, Bananazingles
>>691459140
That's true.
>not to begin with
>>691460888
Fire forward phaser banks...full spread
>>691461098
Set photon torpedoes to full yield!
>>691454749
Story?
>>691458888
Checked.
>>691456972
thx
>>691460792
hi. what kind of anesthesia do they use for dental work? the same as other surgeries, just in lower doses?
>>691456972
Fk off
>>691456938
Haven't seen that one in forever.
>>691453011
The one on the right looks a bit like mcjuggernuggets
>>691461162
WE COULD USE THE MAIN DEFLECTOR DISH TO TEMPORARILY INCREASE OUR TASING POWER TO 130% CAPTAIN!
>>691458586
Iranian gay old man with his bff got busted
>>691457146
Pretty sure that's shit at the top.
>>691454175
/watch?v=f5sHYBtcO9s
I love my country. The vid's onyoutube
>>691461333
Make it so
>>691461162
Aft shields are failing. Heavy damage and casualties reported on decks 12, 13, 15, and 16. Photon torpedo bays not responding to controls. The power relays were fused in the last volley. Attempting to reroute auxiliary power... No effect.
>>691456976
Norquay or Whitefish?
>>691460729
You're retarded.
I hate faggot bikers as much as the guy next door but two wrongs don't make a right.
Dude should have turned on his siren, pulled him over and fined him, not ran him off his bike causing a potentially lethal crash.
That's nigger tier senseless retaliation, you faggot.
>>691453117
cop or not I would of layed that cop out thankfully the evidence is right there to prove it too
>>691453727
Laughed so hard
>>691461471
Deflector configured, captain!
I don't think it can take more than one or two shots before burning out, so we need to make them count!
>>691461489
Initiate evasive maneuver delta-phi-2.
>>691456288
kill yourself.
>>691461471
Captain, were losing the warp containment field. Core breach imminent. Estimated core breach in two minutes...advise...
