Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Much better. Would've baked earlier, sorry about that.
>>691435653
I've been doing this for a while now. It feels good to preach the truth about cuties!
>>691435416
Hey, this smile makes my day start better and she is not even my waifu. I watched the first part of KnK and it's nothing like I expected.
>I didn't even realize it was set on somewhat modern times
It's great, it does have that pretentiousness I was looking for and I love the dark theme. Despite being disconnected from everything Shiki revealed some chardev and it's just the first episode, I'm excited to see what's coming up next.
>>691435497
I would but it doesn't really work after sleeping 8 hours.
>claiming yume
>>691435978
>McREEEEEEEEEEEE
>KotoREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>KiREEEEEEEEEEEEEno
>>691435983
These legs are now mine.
>>691436065
I want legs to the maid!
![Kirino [277].png](https://i.imgur.com/QC1iFXx.png "Kirino [277].png")
>hiding from shiro
>>691435813
You.... haven't seen the picture of me...?
>Wew, time to kek as Karen/Mizore aren't here to share them
>>691435837
Yes!
>>691435887
I'll also say, the character design for your waifu is top tier.
>>691435983
Got about 2 minutes.
>>691436610
>Legs for the leg god
>>691436628
Don't try to hide from my cutie, that's a bad idea!
you all need a life
>>691436682
me*
https://youtu.be/Z-fjyEIgWik
>>691435887
I saw this and thought the light blue was thighs.
>>691435978
K-On was alright either way.
Worth but now I have nothing to watch. Fuck discovering via top rated lists on kiss thats normie shit give me that juicy unknown
>>691434492
>just add elsewhere
auzimzim. the hell we going to talk about anyway. unless it's steam and we go do the same games. eyyyyy purple white cunt and kirino cheetos
>>691435983 (Best)
Kelvins?
>>691436065 (Mioooo)
Any mio is best mio, but ill gladly take more maid
The only thing i can think of i havent got into still is sushi. The moment i crunch into the raw part it kills me
>>691436670
No i havent. Im really confused now.
![Kirino [24].png](https://i.imgur.com/LjJKB38.png "Kirino [24].png")
>>691436610
No please
I am scared of ree
>>691436682
Help
>>691436610
I only have so many maid pictures
>>691436670
YES
>>691436878
I tried sushi, once. Never again. I don't see why people like it at all. It's disgusting
>>691435873
Pretty good, just having a lazy weekend after being social 2 evenings in a row, you?
>>691436601
I'll be honest and say that I didn't really like the first time I watched that, but on later viewers I really like it too, between how it fits in with the other movies and so many small hints, in general the series is good for rewatches.
>>691436090
Just a (You)?
No KYS?
I'm scared.
Also, hi.
>>691436928
Let me help you then! Acknowledge you are in fact, cute, and Ruri doesn't get killed.
>>691436928
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tiny bit lewd
>>691436489
Thanks m8.
>>691436065
Ya know I haven't seen a pic of Maki with a pirate hat. Quite surprised.
>>691436670
That's not enough time! I know banter is quick and witty but I need material!
>>691436878
It's a way of measuring temperature
>Best idol claimed
![Kirino [313].png](https://i.imgur.com/vNL7iRp.png "Kirino [313].png")
>>691437051
Ruri..
Um..
...
>>691437104
no please no ree
>>691436858
I dunno, just saying that it's an option!
>>691436878
I posted trap pics of me IRL. I apparently have a nice ass...
>>691436966
YES!
>>691437104
REEEEEEEEEEEEona.
>>691437124
Go get a magazine!
>>691437122
RoREEEEEEEEEEE
>>691437124
Maybe one will appear, one day.
>>691437276
YES?!
>>691437265
I'm to tired for this. You're cute, and that's my honest opinion.
>>691437276
REEEEEEEEkoto
>>691437276
How is Playboy supposed to help me!?
>>691437327
I really don't want to have to commission one but if it's for the greater good then so be it.
>>691436670
I take your offering with pleasure feeblke mortal
>>691436928
If you want to not get REEEEE'ed post legs!
>>691436966
Then get more!
>>691436996
2 evenings?
Dude are you sick?
Need some waifu to get back on track?
>>691437122
>best waifu legs
I'll be heading off to bed now guys, goodnight/day all!
>>691437276
I'll add you if you want ;) LEGGO BBY WOOOOOOOO
>>691437265
is eer ok
>>691436966
No one enjoys it the first time, you need to try it twice to enjoy it.
>>691436996
So I can assume a lot of things I saw were subtle foreshadowing that I would never be able to tell due to not knowing the rest of the story?
I did like it and the fact that the antagonist was just a timid girl in a ward with nothing much to live for was interesting. All she wanted was to be noticed.
![Kirino [435].png](https://i.imgur.com/4yOSqm5.png "Kirino [435].png")
>>691437499
Night Shiro
I hope you stay off those hallucinogenic drugs in the meantime.
>>691436966
I have some friends who took me out to it a while back because they love it. It was great to first few chomps because all i got was rice, maybe avacado, and i think cream cheese? The moment i crunched the fish though i was out
>>691437124
ive only ever heard of scoville so idk, but to my knowledge its the second hottest pepper in the world. At the time i ate it, it was the hottest so now i have to reclaim my title one day and eat the new hottest.
>>691437276
And i wasnt there to see them? Im pretty mad now. To me personally to be gay/bi you have to be sexually attracted to that same gender so idk how it works. Its cool that you are into that though, and im a bit jealous honestly. Gimme them pics
>>691437468
If I ever become bothered to actually work on my art I'll do it one day. I should be working on it everyday, but I'm lazy.
>>691437491
I will try
>>691437512
I don't know if I want to do that. As soon as I took a bite of it, it came straight back out
>>691437726
I couldn't even stand the first bite I took. It just tasted so wrong
>>691436670
Well thank you, most of what I have been posting is fan art. Sadly, since the game series is not well known there isn't much art of her in game or otherwise online.
I think I'm going to take this chance to elaborate on her personality. The main reason I like her so much is her upfront attitude regarding most things in game, besides her past. She ends the game outright saying she can't be sure she'll love the main character forever since she doesn't believe in the concept, but that she'll love him for as long as she can. With both the other main Heroines their either already in love with the main character or hiding the fact that they're attracted. Jacqli on the other hand starts out being indifferent towards you, and as you keep talking with her she grows an affection for the main character. Also with the other characters it fees a bit like coaxing things out of them, while with her it seems she's more teasing you and enjoying it or being straight forward with you.
![Kirino [350].png](https://i.imgur.com/xxG2K3P.png "Kirino [350].png")
>>691437506
Hey man, I don't think I caught the name of your waifu, what anime is she from? I could help you grab some more art of her if you want.
>>691437491
>daily dose
>>691437833
Thats Leona from LoL.
>>691437833
Leona from league of legends. Thanks mang
>>691437833
Leona from League of Legends (not an anime), cute.
>>691437327
YES! YES!
>>691437437
Rory, send help.
>>691437468
By getting you up... to par.
>>691437506
Hmmm? On Steam?
>>691437726
Haha, I wonder if I should torture you like I did Mizore with it...
>>691437809
Sounds like a 10/10 waifu personality to me personally. Upfront is best. And teasing is a big plus.
>>691437491
It was evens I couldn't exactly get out of, but wasn't that bad and my present was appreciated.
>>691437512
Yes basically and the way it handled characterization makes some stuff easy to miss.
![Kirino [330].png](https://i.imgur.com/CjnhO8I.png "Kirino [330].png")
>>691437892
>>691437914
>>691437916
Fuck.
If it isn't already glaringly obvious I don't play League or know anything from it
>>691437916
Also lost so fucking hard to this
10/10
The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Fox at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on port priority. The RPS metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.
>>691437726
>scoville
That's specifically for Chili Peppers apparently, did not know that. I was thinking of Kelvins in general terms. You absolute madman, god speed with your mission.
>>691437499
Night.
>>691437786
You do art? Sweet man. They'd be pretty fucking cool though. I'd appreciate it. I feel ya with procrastination, it's a great but terrible thing.
>>691438008
Once I'm there, will I be able to bant at my previous level?
>>691437916
Hilarious.
>>691438008
With what?
>>691438328
Sup Chen
>>691438008
I don't have any other messaging. Yes
>>691438186
I'll add you too if you want friendo
yes syndra you too i know you reading this you sly cunt
>>691437786
Not try.
Do it!
>>691437892
>daily dose
All legs are not enough!
>>691438053
If it wasn't that bad and you had some kind of fun I think it was a good day.
>>691437916
This is old af
I saw that first atleast 5-6 years ago
>>691438186
Why does she always wear such cute costumes?
>>691438328
Its the furry chen
Work and sleep schedule finally fixed.
>Mizore claimed
>>691437786
I think there is cooked sushi, we might like that? Idk whats in them though
>>691438008
>torture you like I did Mizore
should i be scared?
>>691438278
Yea and i got it dried so it was even hotter. It fucked me up so bad, so im pretty sure if i get the newest hottest one dried ill actually die. Ill leave you guys something in my will before i eat it though
>>691438008
You're completely right, it really is! Well, I think I should head to bed, it's late here and I need to get up tomorrow. Have a wonderful night!
>>691438577
Cheerio!
![Kirino [50].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMCgRjW.jpg "Kirino [50].png")
>>691438400
Add me where?
On Steam or something?
>>691438429
She's a model
>spoiler
>probably also trying to seduce bro
>>691438008
YES YES?
>>691438278
I try to do art. I struggle too, since of lack of motivation. I was told to practise certain things, but it's not how I want to do art.
>>691438429
Okay I can
>>691438514
I don't know. Sushi just never seemed right to me. I'd try it though
>>691438514
No torture today makoto!
>Mizore
>>691438278
Maybe, just maybe. But you'll need to study the art of hand holding on /d/.
>>691438395
I dunno, just felt like asking for help.
>>691438400
http://steamcommunity.com/id/MakoMaho
>>691438439
Hey there Mizore.
>>691438514
That depends, how bad do you want to see str-
>>691438735
Killjoy.
>>691438577
Night mang, have a good sleep!
>>691438730
YES! YES! YES!
>>691438429
Yup, what about you?
>>691438395
Hey. My tortoise is making a lot of sound and she woke me up.
What about you, Rory?
>>691438429
Morning.
>>691438958
Yume's favorite movie?
>>691438680
Yessssssssssssss
I don't have anyone else on and we could go be retarded somewhere.
>>691438735
what am i looking at here?
>>691438839
sent. I'm an acid
>>691438839
Hey cutie.
>Did I ruin your fun? You could always take more~
Hand holding?
>That's triple x lewd.
>>691438680
She's a model?
Nice I know she is totaly into incest but I am ok with it I love KissxSis so I can't blame ya
>>691438730
Thats the wasy!
>>691438889
Yesterday I invited my family to a nice resturant as celebration for my finished apprenticship was nice.
>>691438953
What are you doing catfucker?
>>691438958
>>691439054
Yes
![Kirino [249].png](https://i.imgur.com/wGp3HW4.png "Kirino [249].png")
>>691438958
lolwat surprise kek
>>691439054
another surprise kek
>>691438730
Yea and me both, maybe its better to stay away from it. Have you tried any new foods lately?
>>691438735
OH THAT ONE. Thanks Mizore
>>691438839
So its that pic, then yea you got a really nice ass. If it was a better quality pic id probly go with 10/10. Cute though, was it a one time thing or do you do it often?
>>691439077
It's a butt.
>nemo.jpg
>>691438953
Its nearly 10pm and Im starting to think of what game I should keep playing.
>>691438839
Added
>>691438429
Well duh.
>>691439156
That's nice, got anything planned for the weekend?
D.Va best waifu
![Syndra [64].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Kp4efHp.jpg "Syndra [64].jpg")
![Kirino [310].png](https://i.imgur.com/YIy4bcy.png "Kirino [310].png")
#ProudToBeVapeNaysh
>>691438839
YEEEEEEEEES
>>691439156
>wasy
Nice
>>691439266
I'm not sure if I have. I ate some chicken meatballs, I guess. Not that interesting. You?
>>691439440
D.va's not even best in overwatch.
>>691439133
What's poppin? End up fixing your sleep?
>No more! That was a year ago anyways!
>At least you didn't post the others...
Blame Maki, looking in /d/!
>>691439266
I don't do it often anymore due to the fact that shaving + riding a motorcycle is cancer with the amount of itch you get. And it only looks like that because the brightness was adjusted to unbelievably high!
>Not even cute!
>>691439578
YEEEEEEEEEES!
>>691439629
>analwatch
kek
>>691439359
It's 3 PM for me and I just awoke.
Well, did you played Fallout?
>>691439156
I'm pretty tired myself, I will probably just listen to some music. How about you?
>>691439183
i'll give you a surprise kek :^)
steam?
>>691439686
But who's ass is being watched...
>>691439629
She is the only character that makes me interested but that's my opinion as someone who never played it.
>>691439462
Go back
>>691439747
How can I help you relax?
>>691439359
Can't say no to the
>best waifu legs
>>691439426
Not really maybe some Overwatch with Mio
also I bought all Neptunia ReBirth games might play them as well
>>691439578
>no maid pic or ponytail
fuck of you imposter
>>691439655
This is my kind of pic I like to see
>>691439747
Not sure what to do today I hope its cooling off a little bit and may play some Overwatch/Neptunia ReBirth
>>691439629
Best of both worlds?
>>691439655
Yeah, woke up at 6 this morning, fixed enough to adjust as needed.
>a year ago, 5 minutes from now, no real difference.
>Those other ones are for me~
I look in /d/ hand holding threads are banned!
>>691439686
Shadbase, if you didn't recognize the art style. That's the censored one, I'm guessing.
>>691439578
Ive just been trying out different candies. Im usually not a sweets person but lately ive been craving a lot of them. I think the best one so far was some kind of wierd rope thing
>>691439655
I could see that being pretty rough to ride with. >not even cute
Dont give me that lie
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>691439924
Its too hot.
>>691439937
Of course, legs.
>>691439961
Nice.
>Greedy perv!
They are!
>Shadbase
>Censored
SO IT'S A GIRL WITH A PENIS?
>>691439924
Mercy is best.
>>691439961
>hand holding
I will post this just once.
>>691440109
It's cooling down here, I can stay inside without sweating.
Claimed
Good morning /waifu/
>>691439945
10/10 legendary skin
>>691440199
Thicc legs.
>>691439924
Hey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPWR98JCCRE
I'm quite fine now that I've seen you. <3
How are you?
>>691439937
Yeah, I know that feeling.
>>691439655
YEEEEEEEEEEEES!?
>>691439937
I'm sorry I think I've run out, maybe.
>>691440084
Oh nice, a weird rope thing huh? I need to try some more candy stuff. But to get more foreign based things it's a bit more expensive.
>>691440084
If I were to ever squid it up with a skirt and all that, MAYBE I'd consider it again. Otherwise, nah.
Not cute! Why does everyone think that?! It's simply not true!
>>691440199
Hey Akikikikokokoko.
>>691440374
YES YES YEEEEEEEEES!
>>691440352
This is odd, I turned on Sung Tongs right after waking up. I'm doing pretty good, I realized that one problem I had could be solved by simply not caring about it anymore.
>>691440157
Nah, he likes doing pin ups. They start nude but he draw's clothing on a bunch of his pin ups, so he can advertise his art and his YouTube channel.
>Perv to the max
>>691440192
>Inb4 deleted
>Inb4 b&
She's sexy and can handle a gun!
PLEASE IM ONLY A ABACUS
>>691440738
your waifu a trans
>>691439747
Which one?
>>691440192
Oshitnignogwhatareyoudoing
>>691440738
Thats it? Thats the only reason you'd have her as a waifu?
>>691440799
Now thats creepy
>>691440199
>>691440302
Would lick these legs for sure
>>691440157
I am thankful for your service
>>691440374
Feeble mortal
>>691440302
Of course
Akiko has best legs
>>691440454
Heyo best blush
>>691440157
>>691440642
He does draw a bunch of traps and gay stuff, usually on request
I don't really like it but in general his art is really good
Also didn't he get into some shit recently because he drew his mom lewd for mother's day?
>>691440863
I'm not sure how to feel about this
>>691440642
B-But... it's Shadman...
>>691440799
>Mizore.png
>>691440566
What is odd?
Oh, I'm contented you found a way to not complicate yourself.
>>691440850
New Vegas, or even 4 if you have specs.
>>691440836
I can live with that
>>691440850
That's two reasons, how many more do you want?
>>691440454
YEEEEEEEEEES
>>691440863
I'll get more for you later
>>691440374
Yea a rope candy and it had some filling in the middle of it. I might go get a big pack of it later today. Its probly not worth the money to get anything foreign based
>>691440454
>skirt and all that
Thats something me and the other anons would enjoy seeing. Ill be waiting for that day
>>691440978
I have specs for 4. Played a fair amount of both.
>>691441006
Just saying you're a shallow nigger.
>>691440939
>Akiko
>Best legs
You just trying to trigger me?
>>691440566
Nice nine character trip there.
>>691440939
How goes it?
>>691441009
Yes!
>>691440939
He's been making a male and female version for most of his art recently.
As for the drawing his mom, I have no idea, I haven't been on recently.
>>691440946
He doesn't JUST do dicks.
>That pic kind fits.
>>691441112
How much do you enjoy stripes?
>>691441232
That's some heresy talk right there!
>>691440978
The fact you're linking a song from the exact album I was listening to in the morning. It's like we're connected in some way.
And yea that's exactly what was happening, me complicating myself for something that does not depend on myself.
>>691441127
It's just 6. I gave up trying to generate 'Homu.tant' after 7 hours and now I'm growing fond of this provisory trip.
>>691440939
>Akiko has best legs
Does she even have a tumblr dedicated to her legs?
>inb4 tumblrfag
>>691441313
I'm a heratic, fite me.
Holy damn that's a nice pic.
>Stripes
I like stripes!
>>691441313
Who doesnt love stripes?
>>691441123
Feeling threatened are we?
>>691441137
Good man
I'm just finishing Shiki's ohayou before I leave
I couldn't work on it yesterday because I went to the zoo with little sis
I'm going back to my own place for the weekend. Gonna have an Overwatch marathon with drinking games later tonight and I don't want to bother anyone with my singing and drinking
>>691441232
I didn't know until it had already blown over but apparently people were making a huge fucking deal out of it
>>691441426
Probably
But she doesn't need a fucking page
Her fine legs transcend peasant tumlberism
KIRINO I WANT PRODUCT OF BOILING WATER
>>691441426
Why not go for just Homura?
You could also try running it through your GPU using MTY_CL.
That's how I got mine.
>>691441684
Not at all. Im pretty sure that Rory-sama has better legs. I didn't get this title easily.
>>691441426
I think it's surprisingly cute.
Maybe we are <3.
>>691441537
>>691441619
Alright, Mizore. You are allowed to post ONE stripe. Your choice of red, purple, or that mixed one.
>>691441684
Oh ya, how was it watching monkeys throw peanuts at the niggers?
>>691441112
Oh that sounds nice. Sometimes foreign based things are nice. When I go to some cons I get some stuff, and it tastes so good sometimes.
>>691441137
YES!
![Kirino [278].png](https://i.imgur.com/vuBTFEe.png "Kirino [278].png")
>>691441707
Wait what
>>691441684
Yeah, I have no idea.
>Sounds hot tho
>>691441816
Mixed.
>And red
>And purple.
>>691442053
pls
>>691441756
I'm too much of a hipster to be contented with something simple like that.
>You could also try running it through your GPU using MTY_CL.
I didn't know this was possible, sounds like it will speed up the process a lot, I will look into it.
>>691441812
It is, I'm not even that much into AnCo but I randomly felt like listening to that.
>>691436489
Fug u op shiro is my waifu
>>691441816
Gotta love stripes. Idk it is about em
>>691441928
im jealous, still never been to a con and i want to
>>691442194
not bad, not bad
I gotta head out for a few, ill be back in an hour maybe?
>>691441928
YEEES!
>>691442194
Of course the mixed one.
>>691442426
Enjoy Mugen.
>Makoto
>>691442333
Nice digits.
MTY_CL is just another Trip generator, not an extension or anything.
>>691442053
PRODUCT OF WATREEE
for real tho whats id?
>>691442503
I see, I thought it was an option or something. Welp it's already downloaded and running.
>62.5M trips per second just from the GPU
wew
>>691442688
Told you.
>>691442333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79NNjCL8PJA
>>691442493
>Panties dropped
Awwww yeah~
>>691442940
>>691442426
You should go to one if you ever get the chance. I don't think I'll be going to any in the future, maybe I will though
>>691442493
YEEEEEES
>>691442940
You've seen that one before!
>>691443096
Yes.
>>691443208
....you....you can't be serious....
>>691443309
I'm not. It was a joke.
I'm off for now
Gonna see how Alzheimers gran is doing and then moving to my own place
See you later anons
>>691441771
>I'm pretty sure
So you're not totally sure
>>691441816
I wonder what scientist could look at them and think we're the same species
I think we need to preserve the gene pool and move the niggers to the other side of the fence
>>691442611
Nice filename
>>691443395
I should hope so!
>>691443430
Later Akikikikokokoko!
>>691436489
Best waifu
I wish I could be cheery like you bunch, but the realisation that my perfect 10/10 could literally not possibly exist in reality was too crushing.
Lmao.
>>691443430
In Ausland, pretty sure meams
>you are more wrong than you have ever been in your life
>>691443883
We are well aware of that. Which is why we are so happy.
Makoto just killed Mizore.
>>691444046
Don't I always?
>>691444046
can confirm
>>691444046
Brb crying you a river.
>>691443395
>get the perfect trip !TOPlHOMURA
>weird characters don't seem to work on desktopthread.net
Wat do?
>>691444174
http://steamcommunity.com/id/H2FSbF6
add me bb
https://join.skype.com/bsBc4k0LWs5y
>>691443883
>implying that's what our happiness depends on
meme
>>691444353
its private fam
>>691444343
Hope to get another one. Or try it here, the salt on desktopthread is not always the same with all boards.
>>691444409
fuck skype that shit for normies
ree
>>691443309
Yes!
So, mighty No. 9 is out.
It kind of sucks.
>>691444732
Nope.jpg
>>691444491
updated it mb
>>691444730
>It kind of sucks.
Who could have predicted this
>>691444643
Why are we saying yes again?
>>691444732
>
wat
>>691444819
Yes!
>>691444181
Thumbs up. Take your time, I can wait.
>>691444167
Not with pics like that.
>>691444730
Thats no good, just how? I guess that much hype is impossible to deliver on, like Duke Nukem Forever.
Add me on steam if you want fams.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198006536642
>>691445034
>>691444819
I don't remember anymore
>>691445068
This. Most anons in this thread are edgy teens who think they know what /waifu/ is all about
>>691444951
Yes?
>>691444964
What's that mean?!
>>691445077
Well then...
>>691445077
>filename
>>691444793
At least I din't back it.
>>691444964
Nope, it is just broken and very mediocre on all respects.
>>691445152
>>691445088
I missed when you acted like this <3
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Am I oldfag yet?
>>691445271
You missed me acting like this, or you missed when I was acting like this?
>>691445406
The first one, am bad English.
last image niggers
>>691445710
ugh.
Why?
