I can't stay up too late, Anonymous, but if anything is
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I can't stay up too late, Anonymous, but if anything is troubling you I can still help for a while longer.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can ask for a tarot reading from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name and a junior shrine maiden will deliver a fortune cookie if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! Hang around if you GET and remind me. You may be waiting a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Keep internet/avatar drama out of the shrine, please.
The time I spend choosing a pic will give someone else first post
not late this time
doc is in
Reposting last reply
>>691373559
Maybe we should tell Reimu that her well currently holds the explosive power to level a small city block?
Nah.
>>691373461
By walking blueberry, you mean
>>691373327
Right?
>>691374771
So I guess we're flashing doc for bday?
They're not as big as Mamizou's
>>691374478
*I think i understand what Internet drama is, what about "Avatar drama"?*
The time I spend choosing a pic will give some people alzheimer's.
>>691374920
it's fine
-Doc Gold
>>691374932
>theoretical. Physics
I lost
>>691374932
Drama, hate, loaded questions, etc. regarding infamous and controversial avatarfags such as Alice, Ikarous, etc.
They might show up from time to time, but that's as far as these threads have anything to do with them.
>>691374478
http://bit.
ly/25xOEE4
bump
I'm still here
-Sweet Roll
>>691375395
*Etcetera? Are there any other users that could be categorized as the ones you have previously listed?*
>>691375197
*Which is why i love Ninja Brian, also he has a P.h.D!*
>>691375395
Can I become a controversial?
>>691375395
Also fkin saved
>>691376074
You might be the indirect cause of the destruction of the shrine, so yeah.
>>691375395
So no bringing in hate machines?
Damn, I knew some people who are really good at it too.
By the way, your well is HIGHLY explosive.
There is this girl and she is in an emotionally tough time right now. I genuinely care about her and she knows that. I also have strong feelings for her and she might know that. Is it wrong of me if I try to pursue an intimate relationship with her?
>>691376008
I guess Gray counts. Most of the ones I know of are involved in the same drama war together. But it also applies if anyone here gets into some drama with each other. We don't wanna hear about it, because it makes the threads ugly and drives Anonymous away.
>>691376074
Sure, just make your own threads and then somehow make a bunch of enemies who follow you around trying to convince everyone you're bad. Then I'll tell people not to talk about you either!
>>691376501
Become support!
>>691374478
Just tell me what you see.
I have returned!
>>691376446
I'm making you sweep the shrine rubble if anything happens.
>>691376501
Uhh... well, not if you genuinely care about her and it happens naturally. But it would be wrong if you try to manipulate her emotions in any way to make it happen.
>>691376805
But what if you make a thread and try not to make enemies?
-Sweet Roll
>>691376875
I'm doing everything in my power to support her while subsequently ignoring my problems and drinking myself further into depression.
>>691376935
welcome back
>>691376863
you and those damn pics
>>691377051
I'm not the kind of person to manipulate anyone anon. Thank you for your words
>>691377214
Well, I doubt anybody "tries" to make enemies, but those two I mentioned somehow got some anyway.
>>691376935
You were there the whole time, disgusied! You can't fool me!
>>691376805
Sounds simple enough.
>>691376446
HAHA UR GONBE SWEEPIG FR WEEKS
>>691377051
Also kill it with fire
>>691377387
Got a problem with them?
>>691377490
No idea what you're talking about.
>>691377051
Seija is the one that threw a highly powerful, and now highly explosive sigil down the well!
You better hope you don't hit it while getting water, if the inscription on the sigil breaks someone is going to be having a very, very bad day.
>>691377734
I wish I had a single OS-tan ohayo.
>>691377734
other than the sheer quantity of them no
>>691377475
Creepshots of Reimu's panties is how you make enemies
Speaking from experience
>>691377832
I deny and rebuke all claims made against me
His blunder in losing such an item is of sole responsibility
>>691378076
Maybe I'll bug a friend of mine to make you one.
>>691378085
It's not even that much!....yet.
>>691376008
Searched from google and confirmed. He is awesome for having that degree even he is a youtuber.
-last reply gotta go
>>691378273
Really? It's only ever gotten me friends as far as I can tell...
>>691377475
I say this because I plan on making threads in the future (But not when you have one up)
I am a nice guy, I don't have ill will towards anyone unless if I have a good reason to, and I have no reason to really do anything controvertial
-Sweet Roll
>>691378324
OHAYOU GOZAIMASU
>>691378415
Oooh, good icebreaker, just give them your panties. Smooth.
>>691378622
OHAYOU!
>>691378273
You are the one that stole the item from a (slightly dead) Acolyte of mine! If you find it on the ground, it doesn't mean its yours!
>>691378735
Greetings are important after all!
>>691378834
Denied and rebuked
These accusations are insubstonchal
>>691378568
I welcome you or anyone else to make your own threads if you want to.
It's not that act itself that I'm against, it's the people who come in asking about and perpetuating unrelated drama. So you have nothing to worry about, I think!
>>691378622
Yeah, but then for some stupid reason they think that means I'm gonna have sex with them.
>>691379024
Indeed they are. But according to Chief and Umi, I have too many Ohayous.
I hope I'm not too late
>>691376875
Is that a pikmin?
-Doc Gold
>>691379234
There should be an ohayou for every character ever conceived
>>691379203
Make some babies already, Reimu! The sooner the better!
>>691380065
You got here about half an hour before I was gonna go to bed for the night, if that says anything.
>>691380065
SUCC
>>691380190
A friend of mine is making Ohayos for waifus that have none. Currently, the list is about 30 long.
>>691379203
Now that is just asking for it if you want my opinion.
>>691379024
Says the one that throws dangerous artifacts in a well.
>>691380608
Bell's totally about to grope her right titty
I approve
Also do you really think it'll explode? That'd be cool.
>>691381031
She looks like she's about 10. She has no tits.
>>691380326
Its something, I wasn't going to stay up late anyway. How was your day Rei Rei?
>>691380539
That's some respectable work he's undertaking
>>691381199
Hey Lilly's got some pretty big ones for her body.
thatsmyfetish.jpg
>>691380608
This doesn't mean I consent!
>>691381278
Pretty good! I had a long Skype call with someone I've never spoken to in person before, someone special~
>>691381377
Hey it's cool I'll re-wrap your sarashi for you
>>691381660
Would you? That'd be great, it's such a pain to do it myself.
>>691381199
It's a Prum, they look a lot younger than they actually are.
>>691381031
If the sigil breaks along the inscription, It would destroy almost everything around it in a shockingly large radius. Bye-bye shrine and everything around it, with a sigil of this caliber
>>691381377
Those dubs say you do.
>>691381886
Tell that to the FBI.
>>691381886
Aww you're so flattering
>>691381860
Fuck yeah gonna grope them armpits while I'm at it
>>691381886
Tell you what
I will remove that sigil...
...for a price
-Sweet Roll
>>691382284
Oh no! I'm ticklish!
bump
>>691382444
zckd
Armpit trips best trips
>>691382337
Yeah go break it and see what happens
>>691381622
Oh, someone special? That's so nice!
>Also I'm saving that pic if you don't mind
>>691382337
I wouldn't recommend touching it. It is very volatile and the slightest bump could break the inscription and BOOM goes the dynamite. A sigil that not only affects the world, but a law is a very, very powerful piece of magic.
>>691382284
I try my best.
>>691381993
I will!
>>691382444
You should donate those trips to the Bell foundation.
>>691383028
Godspeed, you brave, magnificent bastard.
>>691374478
Why the fuck not. Rolling for fortune telling.
>>691382869
Feel free~
>>691382836
I know right? 4 even kinda looks like an armpit if you look at it right.
>>691383200
Damn first try dubs
Hook me up with that script, yo
>>691383246
Mind==blown
>>691378324
>>691383371
T-that's my first dubs
>>691383246
I never thought of it that way.
Also, nth for being late
>>691383200
Congratulations! You get the last one of the night before I go to bed!
So, here's your options.
>1) Ask a question for me to try to answer. The more specific you are, the better the answer will be, but you can leave it vague if you want.
>2) Just get a reading of your near future.
>>691383028
What does that foundation do?
>>691383705
Pretty sure it funds gifts for his harem and money to payback the cost of forging his dagger.
ME sleep mode now
>>691383705
Uh
Doesn't sacrifice animals (and the occasional person) for blood rituals in order to further the arts of my magic?
>>691383590
congrats on the dubs
>>691383660
smooth. then again i cant give you shit because i was late too
>>691383246
>Feel free~
Thanks, Lori.
>>691383967
A harem, huh? That is a lot of birthdays to remember... Oh jeez, don't even get me started on Valentine's Day.
>>691384198
That's weird, I've never heard anyone describe a charity by what it doesn't do...
>>691384198
Isn't blood magic illegal?
>>691384341
You popcorn eating motherfucker I bet you kiss girls with that helmet.
>>691383705
Heh, I was about to write an overly long an complicated question. But just the near future will be enought.
>>691384888
...no?
>>691384548
I could give you some... magical items for it.
>>691384893
yep, totally do. they can't resist the suit
>>691385322
Okay that's a little too far.
>>691385586
hey dubs of truth say so
>>691385234
Just checking
>>691385050
Warm flan is warm
>>691385654
One day I will defeat you!
[spoiler]I'll even throw a bowling ball at you or something[/spoiler]
>>691385819
Nice spiller tags
>>691385322
That visor looks very... protective
I wanna lick it
>>691385819
>trying to use my weapon against me
>2016
>>691386015
surprisingly that wouldnt be the first time someone has done that
Well
I gotta go
Not by choice
Against own will
Bye
-Sweet Roll
>>691374478
should i send my 10/10 girlfriend a cock pic
>>691386015
In the past 7 to 8 years I've been on this site, I seldom ever posted, let alone post with spoilers.
[spoiler] I certainly will attempt to learn it all again... [/spoiler]
>>691386221
You...I'll think of something, then you clown.
>>691386398
i will be waiting
>>691385754
Warm 2hus are best 2hus
>>691386398
Can I just die already? Fucking spoilers.
>>691386520
I'll find a way to beat you yet.
>>691374478
My cat hasn't come home for a few days. That's really not like him. ;_;
>>691385050
Okay, well.
The way the cards fell this time was unique, so I think it means something. I'll try and figure out what that is.
You've got two opposing figures in your future.
>King of Swords
his man is a law-maker, someone with a rational, alert and inventive mind. An advocate of law and order, and modernity to the expense of tradition. He has a tendency to be somewhat overcautious and leaves on project quickly to star on another. A man of independent judgment and an achiever in what he does.
Swords are in the domain of the element of Air.
>Queen of Pentacles (reversed)
She lies on the other side. Representing Earth.
A person that enjoys the company of sycophants to shield her from criticism and uses her wealth to do this. She is unable to see beyond material possessions or rise above them. She can be highly changeable with a suspicious and narrow-minded outlook towards things that are either new or that she misunderstands.
Between the two, there is:
>Five of Pentacles
Redundancy, loss of financial stability, material worries, poverty. A warning of money troubles lying ahead, however there is a suggestion that restriction in certain areas may open doors in others.
Pentacles all represent the element of Earth, so it seems this is her territory, and the opposing King is fighting a lopsided battle.
The element of Air is the pure mind, the thought and the intellect, synthesis and analysis. Air is both structure and conscious realization, both formation and abstraction.
The Element of Earth is the essential matter, it is the most stable and fixed of the elements and has no mobility whatsoever. It is passive but solid, inflexible and concrete. It is ground and form and also the material body of living things.
So it seems the battle is between flexibility and material reality, and the material is winning in the near future, and yet the battle still goes on. The King can still win with his tactics and ingenuity, but he has quite a battle ahead.
>>691386806
Tell Cortana he was with another AI while she was gone.
>>691386806
Spoilers: they don't work on /b/
>>691387082
You yanked the hanged man out of that deck, didn't you?
We have 1 dollar in our bank account. Don't get paid until next Friday. Have two children. Not enough food to last until payday. Bounced a check at Publix so we can't write one right now... Basically we are fucked with no lube.
Whatcha got?
>>691387159
No in fact, it turned up in a reading the other night and you weren't here to see it!
>>691386806
like i said, i'll be waiting
>>691387141
>implying
>>691387371
Got any friends or family you can ask for immediate help?
Not this shit again. Here's my face. FIX IT.
>>691387082
You know, I NEVER had any kind of faith in readings or such.
But fuck man. That's...You just fucking pinpointed every fucking thing. God damnit. I know this is normal, and answers are made to be always related but come one.
Thanks anon. It was actually important.
Best bunny cosplaying best bunny for you.
>>691387441
Oh, kay
>>691387740
You need like, a potion or something?
Y is 2hu so fap worthy ?
>>691387643
i wish. those resources are exhausted. We are just waiting on my daughters disability to kick in (mentally disabled and needs constant supervision so I CAN'T work. Would be much better if I could) and then things will be fine. But who knows how long that will take.
>>691387791
Thank you! I'm glad it really helped!
Reisen IS the best~
>>691387159
I figured as much.
>>691387141
I'll keep that in mind.
>>691388297
I'm spending all of my free time programming a mobile game but it's slow coming. It's really the only thing I can do. I'm PRAYING it's good enough to at least make SOME bit of money.
I...have phimosis....
Its embarassing. How do I get rid of it?
>>691388070
I actually started a 'side project' regarding that. Some artists on pixiv do a "Draw all touhou characters" challenge. Somehow I was like..
I'ma do a "Fap to all touhou characters" challenge.
9 out of around 120 down so far.
>>691388567
Indeed.
>>691388778
SCISSORS
>>691388817
I smell a new thread :3
>>691388297
Mm.. I'm sorry. Maybe there are some other resources you could use.
http://www.needhelppayingbills.com/
This site might be able to help you. It has a lot of resources listed and maybe you can find one in your area that will help you out. If not, there's a forum where you can ask about such things too.
>>691374478
>Justice
>fairness, balance, ethics, law, accountability
Very fitting card for you I think. A good draw!
>>691388778
Check'em
>>691389379
ill check it out, thanks!
>>691388778
I'm not a doctor... you need to ask one of those, no matter how embarrassing it might be.
Doctors deal with worse stuff than that all the time and they're prized for being neutral, so they won't make fun of you or anything.
>>691389420
Oh wow! Well, I do try to be as objective as I can. Thanks Anonymous!
>>691389564
I hope it helps! I wish you the best for you and your family, Anonymous.
>>691389420
And it causes a blizzard when used in ogre battle!
>>691389254
Every now and then I try making Touhou r34 threads. Nobody finds them most of the time though.
>>691389420
Is this the real tarot-anon?
Goodnight everyone! Thanks for coming!
I'm off to bed now.
>>691389967
Start one now il bump :3
Every one whos for that reply
>>691390089
nini
>>691390152
Sure why not, seems this thread is probably over soon
>>691390089
Good night anon. Here's an old OC miko for you
>>691389964
>>691389420
>>691390073
Yes I am the real deal. How has everyone been? I just got done with spring finals so I have some free time on my hands.
>>691389967
>Page of Cups
>sensitive, kind, imaginative, romantic, gentle, new love, love letters
Sounds like some fun could be in your future
>>691390961
I refuse to acknowledge any card other than hanged man
>>691390152
>>691390826
>>691391142
How come?
>>691374478
read my future ples
am i dying tomorrow?
>>691391339
dunolol
>>691391581
nuyutyrterstdyfugihojpkojihougyifturyxtfugihoj
>>691391581
>Eight of Pentacles - reversed
>no progress, unfulfilling work, lacking skills, cutting corners
Probably not anon. It looks like your fear of death may be holding you back. Accept the reality of death and move on with living.
>>691392722
Fortune Anon, since you are here now - I want a near future reading for a friend.
I need to know whether they'll be able to enjoy the presence of true friends again.
bump
>>691374478
What i learned today was to not let people get you mad, laugh shit off
>>691393922
>Three of Swords
>loss, sorrow, betrayal, necessary sacrifice
Looks like there has been some trouble or there will be trouble with your friend's "true friends". Its up to him/her to move on but you can be there for them and help them along.
>>691394696
Fuck. That is the opposite of what I wanted to hear.
Thanks, I appreciate the reading. I'll need to be careful from now on.
>>691394665
Very true anon. Its important to know what truly matters in life, these are the things worth fighting for.
>>691394877
Sorry anon. Good luck. Try and remember these are just cards and at the end of the day its really up to you.
Tell my fortune, wise ones.
>>691396375
2
well that was a good thread
I'm back
don't know how long I have
-Sweet Roll
>>691397335
What?
>>691398682
2
Just 2
>>691398420
wb, but I think the party's over
>>691398995
Whats that supposed to mean?
