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Amerifag here. Can we do a thread where you post what state you're from? Want to see if we can get 40+ anons from different states. Also if you're from Alaska just stay out of this thread you canadian fuckers. Michigan fag here
Pic related its tits
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Threads dead guess I'll just same fag cause this will never reach page one and get a reply
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>>691365629
Haha you're good man I caught your post. Arkansas reporting in
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>>691365141
Ohio fag here
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>>691365764
>>691365141
>>691365726
Texas here. Someone want to get a map going so we can keep track?
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>>691365726
What up ark bro where at are you?
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>>691365873
OP here I would but I'm on my phone
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>>691366041
No stres man just keep count
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Wisconsin here
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>>691366107
Haha I'll do my best
So far we got mi, oh, tx, and ak.
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>>691366178
Fuck off man I was on a same fag streak
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Illinois......it sucks.
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>>691366197
You can add Washington to that list my man
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Indiana here
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>>691366381
Gtfo nigha now I have three people who posted in here im trying to samefag 100 posts
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New Hampshire here
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>>691365873
Yo Texas bro here im jut outside of Amarillo
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>>691366381
Also Illinois... and agree completely
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Massachusetts. Sorry for all the SJWs.
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Ficking hell i guess I'll just cap all my same fags and call it a day cause you nighas ruined it
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>>691365141
Nebraska
(You know, the place with corn)
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Arizona faggot
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>>691366925
Fine. Go be a faggot alone.
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Best state here (CA)
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O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee
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Georgia Fag here
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Hawaii reporting, the land of pineapples, coconuts, and insanely high cost of living
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New record boys. Idk why it didn't (you) my shameless self bumps tho
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>>691367247
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Alaska
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>>691365141
Connecticut here op
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>>691367337
Kys you seal fucking iceback
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>>691367118
>>691367126
>>691367093
>>691366957
>>691366890
>>691366568
>>691366461
>>691366381
>>691366178
>>691365141
Ten states nb. Cool to know we got a decent amount of amerifags on b
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Arizona fag
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Mighty nice Virginia here we got here. Moist.
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>>691367337
What did I tell you Canadian cunt?
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>>691367497
Seals are better than goats at least
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Virgin Islands
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>>691367550
Yuma fag here where ya from in AZ man?
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South Carolina reporting
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Can we claim multiples or just where we are now?
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Maryland.
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>>691365141
Florida here
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>>691365141

anyone know her name?
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>>691365141
Nevada, but originally from Michigan.
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>>691367452
Nice to see some New England bros
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Tennessee
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OR born hereeee
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Louisiana
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PAfag
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>>691367931
OP here, jasmine james
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>>691365141
Ohiofag reporting in
>614
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Mexico city.. fellow muricans

will be illegally entering within the week
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>>691365141
West Virginia


and Alaskans are more Russian fuckers than Canadian fuckers
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alaska fag here
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you never say something about a Mexifag.
Thats why im here. but relax,

-Baja California
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Jerusalem
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>>691368185
hola and when you come please bring back the assault weapons Obama sent you
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435 utah
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Georgia.

Atlanta area
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West Virginia
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>>691365141
Ohio.
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Utah checking in
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Illinois reporting
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>>691368134

thanks fam
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>>691368440
Slc I'm assuming
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Mi
Wiscon
Com
Az
Alaska
Illinois
Indiana
New Hampshire
Nebraska
Penn
CA
Mass
Hawaii
Virginia
Georgia
TN
Sc
Florida
Maryland
Nevada
Lousiana
Those are all the ones I've countsd so far not bad boys
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>>691368459
Which feels better, your sister's pussy or your dad's ass?
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Gettin' lucky in Kentucky tonight.
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Modesto California represent
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>>691368459
what up fam

what part of the state
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Anybody in utah 801 SLC wanna smoke some weed before i go to work at 11
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Minnesota reporting in
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Utah
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>>691368767
I would match you but I get off at 11
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>>691368663
Originally, st g now, you?
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>>691368706
Ohio, nigger.
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>>691368895
Ogden
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>>691368877
Fuuuuck..that really sucks mang i get off at 7 in the morning
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>>691368877
that's cool I got a date with a 9 year old
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I think they should rename Ohio to Shitsylvania cause we all know that it's the same as Pa except its flat
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>>691368709
Not originally from here.
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>>691365764
Ohayo-gozaimasu faggot here too.
Where are you from? I'm in Greater Cincinnati.
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>>691368706
Utah
West Virginia
Minn
Ky
Think that's 25 now
Thanks bros you're making my night
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>>691367906
north or south fl?
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>>691368706
you forgot massachusetts. 508 here nigs

i know theres a few of you faggots from 508 lurkin here...come to the rte 24 bk and fight me. You wont.
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>>691368755
Northern panhandle
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>>691368972
Cool?
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Mississippi
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>>691368839
Also MN reporting in.

Have some great tits from Xmas 08
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>>691368954
I'll burn one for you
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>>691368949
I like the strip clubs up there
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>>691365141
New Mexico reporting in
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>>691369008
Fuck you
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>>691368767
Come on m8s i picked up a sack and some blunt wraps my dudes
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>>691368923
Oh you mean shitsville? Just kidding we just hate you over here in MI sorry I forgot to add you to the list
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Helena MT
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>>691369259
Southern exposure is chill the rest suck
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Rhode Island Fag here
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>>691369054
Blue Ash bitches!
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IDAHO

PLEASE EVERYONE FUCKING STOP MOVING HERE! LOOKIN AT YOU CALIFORNIA!!!
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>>691369008
Not in Cincy!
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New Jersey checking in. home of diners, pork roll, and speed traps.
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Maryland
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>>691369337
Thanks brah im bringing to joints to work so we will smoke in spirit
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>>691369313
Kek, that means you know it's true
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>>691369339
No one likes the faggots from MI either.
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>>691369390
THE FUCK
I'm in Evendale, right by the rec center. I probably live like 15 mins from you.
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>>691369144
I said mass my man. Didn't feel like typing it all out
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Delaware reporting in.

How's it feel to pay sales tax idiots?
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>>691366651
Mah, nigga. Lubbock, here.
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>>691369199
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>>691369543
Cooper road my nig
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Planet new York reporting in, greatest city in the world can't even prove me wrong.
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juneau alaska let's go last frontier
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>>691369393
O rly?
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>>691369438
Bitch, us Rhode Islanders invented diners
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>>691367093
California is the land of fags and hipsters, and most definitely not the best state.
Connecticut here
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>>691369347
Tight ass bodies there!
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>>691369630
Known as espadachan or santachan
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>>691369544
srry
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>>691365873
houston here yo fags
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>>691369106
Ohio
Mississippi
New Mexico
Those Island
Montana
Idah
NJ
What's that 32 now?
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>>691369699
They only blow it up every couple of years. Great place for illegals to hang out. Yeah its a fucking dumpster shithole.
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>>691369779
Oh yea
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Wisconsin checking in....
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Colorado reporting in
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>>691369148
north central here

glad to see your dry
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Texan fag reporting in.
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Alabama represent
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>>691366568
Same, Southern.
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>>691367906
Same
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>>691369750
You're not allowed in this thread son go back to being the bastard of Russia and Canada
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Oklahoma and it blows
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>>691367876
Hell yeah bro
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>>691367116
I love it when Deadpool says, "OH... CANADA!"

Lost it.
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>>691369952
Saw some rain. No floods though.
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>>691366651
if brexit wins, then why about texit
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>>691365141
BC

Fuck you OP canada is bigger than Alaska you dumb bitch.
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>>691369861
Colorado
Alabama
New York
Delaware
36 baby 4 more states and I'm spanking it
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Seattle WA reporting in. Anyone wanna do some Heroin and get coffee?
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moscow we will own the us soon anyways
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>>691368706
NC 828
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iowa city iowa
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>>691370338
Stimulant and biggest downer in the world...sounds like a bad time.
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PDX Oregon, reporting for duty
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Pennsylvania out there yet?
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Nevada Fag
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>>691370321
I'm down.
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Iowa.
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>>691370338
Come meet me in Portland and I'm down
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>>691370452
Its actually pretty fun. the coffee isnt too much of a stimulant. it keeps me from throwing up if i do too big of a hit.
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I'm from the liberal state of Texas
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VERMONT HERE 802
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North Dakota here
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>>691370061
>Alabama

sup homie
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>>691370469
Ye, 570 here where you from fam?
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>>691370327
Washington and Oklahoma just made it onto the list.
We still need some more nighas up in here.
Think we need
NC
Vermont
Oregon
N&s Dakota
Wyoming
Arkansas
Missouri and four more states I can't remember right now
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>>691369770
Awww, Rhode Island thinks it's a state...
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>>691370696
Word
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Op hates Alaska, he's probably from Texas. Cute little Texas.

Juneau,AK
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NY here. Small hick town about 30 minutes from Utica, but I'm basically living in a hotel in Albany because of work.

Where my New Yorkers at? And not you NYC fags, the city fucking blows cock. So does albany, but not nearly as bad as NYC.
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>>691369569
This is EPIC! Also, I definitely have a soul
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>>691371207
true story
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>>691371330
Where you from? Roughly, if you don't wanna give your actual location away.

I just always say close to utica/syracuse/Rome because my town is small as fuck and I'd rather not mention it on /b/
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>>691371139
Kek, Texan here, I have no issue with your state. It may be bigger but it's not half as hospitable.
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>>691370229
Lol omg so good
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>>691371752
I'm in Ohio but I know NYC sucks cock.
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>>691371139
OP here I said I was from Michigan in the first post. Do they not teach you to read up there?
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North Florida old fag reporting...
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>>691367116

Don't you mean

>True patriot love in all of us command
?
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>>691371902
Is "hospitable" what Texans call being overrun with Mexicans?
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>>691372365
Something like that friendo.
I'm in far East Texas, with all the white methheads.
The messicans have not spread this far in great numbers yet.
See: San Antonio.
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>>691366461
hell yeah
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>>691365342
Washington bad ass here.
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>>691365141
New York planning on moving to Michigan.. hopefully in a couple months
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MI
WI
CT
AZ
AK
IL
IN
NH
NE
PA
CA
MA
HI
VA
GA
TN
SC
FL
MD
NV
LA
UT
WV
MN
KY
OH
MS
NM
RI
MT
ID
NJ
CO
AL
NY
DE
WA
OK
VT
ND
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>>691373240
Don't do it son Michigan is cock
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>>691367337
Go back to Canadia you fucking faggot
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>>691373536
Too fucking lazy to alphabetize?
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>>691373536
If your state ain't on the list get in here
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>>691373781
Haha yeah that and I just did it by how people reported into the thread so I wouldn't miss anyone
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North Carolina reporting
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>>691373536
Are Iowa and Kansas off having gay sex somewhere?
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>>691374022
Let you slide this time faggot.
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>>691367906
Same here, mate.
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>>691369341
Fellow MT fag here
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>>691374022
Except you missed myself and at least one other from OR
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>>691374075
Nice just hit 40 thanks anon I'll give you some tits as a present
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>>691370798
814. Right in the middle of the state
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>>691366393
360 here
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>>691365141
Florifag here
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California
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>>691374187
>>691374259
Haha yall can fix the list then my bad. I got 40+ states in here so im happy
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>>691371207
NYC has been taken over but crackers so I'm moving to Michigan where the niggers are still out and about
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>>691369341
>>691374229
Love Montana. Wish I were there right now.
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>>691370446
You missed Iowa
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>>691365141
WA /b/ro here.
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>>691373693
Yeah but NYC is worse cock
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>>691374518
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>>691365141
New Mexico reporting in, unfortuantely. Fuck this shit hole!

Also,
>Check 'Em!
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>>691373536
Throw in
KS
IA
OR
NC
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>>691374831
Hahaha where did my sides just go
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>>691365141
Mainefag reporting in.
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>>691367906
>>691369119
>>691370101
>>691374198
>>691374518
>>691372219

Hello fellow Florida fags.
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>>691366393
425 Washington over here!
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>>691375005
It's about goddamn time.

What were you doing, removing a moose from your windshield?
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Hey, american bros, brazilian dude here. Since the thread is about the states, I'm just asking out of curiosity. Which state do you guys think is the best to live in?
I should say that most people here think California is the best, but hey, I'd like to hear you guys on it.
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Kansas, reporting in.
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>>691370905
Misery reporting in.
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Aight boys we just need
WY
NH
SD
ME
MO
And AR and we have all 50 states
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>>691365141
south Carolinian-fag reporting in
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>>691375292
>2016
>not having automatic moose wipers
Sorry, we spend most of our time here apologizing for the dipshit governor. We're like Canada's balls.
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>>691375400
Cali is expensive AF
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>>691375577
I'm sure I've seen arkansas at least twice.
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FL here. Fucking worst place in the country.
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>>691375400
The Carolinas are nice. depends what you like I suppose theres a lot of variety to the states
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>>691370905
Misery here m8.

>MO
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>>691375577
>ME
see >>691375005
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>>691375400


>>691374877
I'm this guy, and I have got to say, I was born and raised in Washington. It is by far the best state. Mountains and trees on the right, desert in the middle, and rainforest on the left. A little beauty spread throughout. Originally from th 509 spokane, but lived in the 425 and 206 for a bit.
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>>691375735
The first one was me samefagging cause I thought the thread was dead if you can find a second AR I'd love to knock it off the list
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>>691367452
CT here as well, swell with yoga pants, nice autumns and shitty gun laws
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>>691375400
Honestly, I think that Colorado is the best. Nice climate, people are generally nice, mountains.
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>>691375751
Fucking tell me about it. This place is quite a shit hole. Where you live, north or south?
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>>691375724
lol
automatic moose wipers would be a great invention
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>>691375915
>having to cook your pasta longer
Fuck that. I want my macaroni in 10 minutes, not 12.
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>>691375828
>>691375005
Two down
I'm disappointed in our WY and NH fags tho
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Deep in the heart.
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Howdy, fags. Wyoming checkin in
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>>691376058
Right here fool
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Idk if anyone said this already (doubt) but Minnesota
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>>691375959
Interestingly enough, earmuffs were invented here in 1873.
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>>691365764
Also ohio, Akron area.
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>>691375915
Colorado fag here and can confirm. But people are starting to get a little annoyed with some out-of-staters because they're fucking up our economy with how many are moving here so fast.
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Le snake of small government where are yoooou?
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>>691376274

It's amazing how many people love weed.
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>>691376058
Just double checked and we had a NH and an AR at the start
Wyoming we need you nighas and South Dakota but I doubt any of the three people living there are on 4chan at the moment
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>>691368149
I'm a 614 Ohio fag too
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>>691376185
Yeehaw mother fucker
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>>691376105
I forgot that state even existed... what the hell is there to do in Wyoming
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>>691375400
I would suggest Kansas if it's weather wasn't so unpredictable.
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>>691376366
>Wyoming
>>691376105
>>691376185
They're here.
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Ficking hell we got 49/50 states with anons who've reported in. Someone please lie to me and say you're from South Dakota
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>>691375938
More central. Area: 813
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Chandler arizona fag here.
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>>691376650
It's a nice state to do illegal shit in because there is fuck all there
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>>691365141
connecticut fag here
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>>691367452
ah same, what town? im in norwalk
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Who's got a list of States and ctrl + f it?
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>>691367452
ah same, what town? im in norwalk.
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>>691376662
>unpredictable weather
Haha try Michigan for a week. You'll get sunburnt and then next day be able to make a god dam snowman
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>>691376743
Ah, okay. I used to live down south, but for the past few years I've been real up north, it's pretty much redneck town here. At least they're nice sometimes. Area: 850
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>>691375292
we ride moose and moose dont have windshields, idiot

second mainefag here
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49 down, waiting for South Dakota
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>>691369699
I second this and hope for the lucky NY dubs
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>>691376355
Not even weed though, we've been having an influx of people for about a decade.
Weed is mostly bringing tourists which is nice, it's the people moving here faster than the cities can grow is the problem.
Rent has gone to about 200% it was just a decade ago.
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>>691376896
OP I've been trying to keep a list but can't keep updating it. I do know we've had every state but South Dakota check in
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>>691375044
Also Florida fag. Good ol' dick of America.
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What a nice honeypot this is
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>>691375216
360 my duuuuuuuude
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>>691367906
Also florida fag
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>>691376650
Absolutely fucking nothing. You come here to drill oil and be redneck. fishing and hunting is good here if you're into that
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Come on guys this is /b/ all we do is lie. Can someone just tell me they're from South Dakota so I can rest easy tonight?
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>>691377200

>be a redneck
>fishing and hunting

Redundant
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>>691376975
Then how the hell do you install your automatic moose wipers for when you're hit by another moose?
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>>691376924
Kansas is that, but within a single day.
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>>691377080
>South Dakota
Do they even get the internet there?
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>>691369364
Ayyyyy
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>>691377335
>doesn't know what the antlers are for
I bet you haven't heard of the three seashells either.
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>>691377347
Haha fuck I guess we don't have tornados so we got me there. We do have Detroit and flint tho so let's call it even?
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>>691369569
so fuckn' true, & texit we deserve
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>>691371207

Small town near buffalo
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>>691368755
Charleston
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>>691369699
NYC was great in the 90s but white people came and ruined everything. Fuck New York. I want out
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>>691365141
Virginia Native, Living in Tennessee. What up bros.
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>>691368738
damn i used to live there
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>>691377418
I think the governor does. But the only oter person who lives there is his wife or mother or whatever he's calling her that day
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>>691377335
you just get a new moose, there are moose stations every 20 ft or so
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>>691377100
Quite it is. The tiny ol' dick of a big ol' country. It's also a very sweaty humid hot small dick of this country. North or South mate?
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>>691369559
What part?
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>>691368706
Mississippi here, Batesville. Theres one to add.
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im in maine but no one gives a shit about maine
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>>691377672
Oh hush ny has Ellis island. A different ethnicity comes and ruins that shit every twenty years since we became a country
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>>691368440
My home town is Logan, but living in Washington now so..... Washington stoner fag checking in
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>Came for the tits
>No more tits
>Lovely land of Utah
>Mormon country, on fire, noice.
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>>691378039
Fucking Sebago Lake baby!
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Miami
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>>691368663
Nope. SLC is 801. 435 is northern Utah
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>>691378120
I'll change that for you
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Colorado here
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>>691378039
Three of us ITT so far.
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>>691378081
Not anymore white people came and took over no more ethnic people allowed not comfortably anyway
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>>691378120
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>>691377080
Dude - North Dakota isn't showing any hits either.
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>>691367932

same.

Nevada but from Saginaw, MI
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>>691378039
A lot of great breweries come from Maine
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Virginia reporting
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>>691378120
>>691378263
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Hello Colorado friend. Boulder reporting in.
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HOLY FUCK ANOTHER IDABRO
Highfive!
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