YLYL THREAD MY DUDES
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YLYL THREAD MY DUDES
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This dog is a hero
I want to know what the purpose of this is.
I mean for Fucks sake, it's half a keyboard, wtf am I suppose to do with that?
>>691365001
R we doing this?
>>691364987
leauge
>>691365001
Cause I don't have very much.
>>691364291
man why you gotta do this
>>691364789
>>691364987
it has all the keys. look closer
>>691365197
Wanna try it in the ass?
>>691365407
Aww, ic now
>>691365355
Neither do I lol, I've got sh0ta but it's just porn
>>691365504
Invest in google and apple, now.
Let's spice things up a bit, shall we?
>>691365814
Well that's not going to make me laugh, it would make my ass clench tho.
>>691366063
Don't mind if we do.
>>691364291
Not funny nor edgy, just faggot as hell
>>691366063
I lold
What if my humor is really dry?
I've got shit that would make the mods permaban me tho
Sad part is people think socialism is a good thing.
>>691366697
lost
>>691366521
>>691366110
Forgot to tag u
>>691366697
Lost, took me a minute.
>>691364291
Kill yourself.
Your family doesn't love you or value you, neither do we.
I love America.
Sooo, which is it? Can we call people by whatever we want or do we have to respect others, the left really confuses me.
Racist google.
>>691364987
>that shift key
>>691366922
lost
I don't know why but I really want to believe this. Is it real? Please post external links 4 proof. I don't care if I end up googling "where do I download child porn and how do I kill the president" again, ill click just about anything.
>>691367397
I got my mother pregnant and she left now I don't know where to find her.
This is why I drink the cool-aids.
>>691362236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NiPetQMe3U
>>691367899
Checkd
Hitler did nothing wrong, except loose. Bit I blame his generals, they were total dicks. I mean really, he was trying to save us and they just up n lied to him like that so he would streach his forces thin, fucking addholes.
>>691368741
Is that even a question?
>>691365197
Muslims are peaceful!
https://youtu.be/83h58_GhzL4
>>691369453
The problem isn't the religion, but rather the individuals who are corrupted by their own culture. Saying Muslims are peaceful is like saying Americans are glutinous. While there exist a good amount of glutinous Americans, there still exist non-glutinous Americans. It is simply the culture that Americans are raised in.
>>691368161
Wow XD
>>691364291
lost
>>691369673
I'm hoping someone dies in that. Not sure why now that I think of it, but I'm committed, I want to see death!
>>691370134 I disagree. It wouldn't take much for good muslims, at the right time, to go bad.
>>691370134
But something needs to be done about guns because people don't kill people, boom sticks kill people!
PS: totally cool with having people take some type of test to determine if they are a crazy that has a chance of going on a killing spree tho.
>>691370134
In that same tolken, we have christians here who have little regard for the separation of church and state. Whether it be those who think we need jesus back in schools, or the tools that thought the religious sphere would have the greater say-so on marriage right before legalization of same-sex marriages, we have our own misguided lot.
>>691366697
top fucking lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RADT9rCTVPQ
>>691370442
That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying the culture is the problem, not the religion. It would be foolish to disagree that a good muslim can go bad. It takes little for any member of a group to go bad at the right time. A good Christian can go bad quite easily, depending on the times.
>>691368072
That's totally normal in our society, every day double standards.
>>691370944
Seriously, they don't even hold to their own creed. Their books say to love others but they go around spewing hate. It's funny really. Atleast the Muslims do what their sacred texts say. So +1 for the Muslims.
>>691370944
Talking about God is a little bit different than killing in his name, no?
>>691366241
What the hell is wrong with Hillary's face it that pic
>>691364987
Semper Fi!
>>691369105
Ignorant muricunts, kek.
>>691370442
>>691370841
You aren't being accepting or understanding. You aren't trying to be peaceful and resolving. You are being passive aggressive, and defensive of your own judgmental assumptions you believe to be truths.
>>691370841
Gun control is pretty stupid, man. Also, same fag that you commented on. If America is as good at gun control as they are at drug control, it'll go greatly! Not for the government, though. More for the criminals.
>>691371256
But it IS the religion AND the culture. Death to infidels. Death to non-believers. That shit crazy.
>>691364291
expected. Just another le rawr faggot on /b/ trying to be edgy and funny.
>>691371256
Are you kidding me? Most "good" Christians are mediocre at best. It's like most of the people that believe in the sky daddy can't even read/understand the "good" book.
Also, is mediocre the correct work? I'm on a phone and can't really research the words I use before I spew nonsense.
>>691371634
You're right. What's the current death toll?
>>691371396
It has more to do with imposing illegitimate authority by utilizing one's faith as the means. In that sense, we have our own religious extremists. However, our culture is much more secular, and becoming more so by the day (thank goodness), hence our extremists are not lobbing off heads. If only we could better provide greater incentives for middle easterners to secularize.
>>691371634
Dude, weed lmao.
>Pedobear drops in perfectly
>looks around for a 16 minutes
>No BigChris.png
>memes on /b/ are dead
>not one person in this thread has lurk't enough
>not one person in this thread has a basic set of 4chan memes
>you will never truly be part of /b/
>>691370944
It is the individual, not the faith. Just because a man follows a religion doesn't mean he will be good or bad. Judge a person for his character, not his faith. After all, not all people follow every rule of their religion.
>>691372014
>be a part of /b/
Nigga I come here when I'm taking a long shit.
>>691367361
The right really confuses me. So are you saying that people SHOULD NOT be allowed to call Bruce Jenner a man because you also don't want them to be able to mock Trump??
>>691372108
If I have a basket full of 10 mushrooms and 5 of them are poison and 5 aren't I'm still not gunna eat any of them.
>>691371965
The problem is, most Christians would die fighting, but most peaceful muslims who fall right into lock-step with Sharia Law, like Germans to the Nazis.
>>691372184
LOL that nigger sucking on a whoopee cushion lost
>>691365504
don't go on 4chan ever, EVER
>>691371634
I don't know about that, I use to not want ANY type of additional rules regarding the ownership of guns. However, after watching people do stupid things with guns that changed. So if anything it isn't exactly I who doesn't understand it is the other side that wants to do away with guns in an attempt to keep them out of the hands of criminals, which wouldn't happen because they are criminals who are already breaking the law.
>>691370841
Pretty sure the actor Will Ferrel is not a white supremacist.
>>691371656
But I know Muslims who don't follow the culture of the Near East. They're pretty okay and generally pretty nice.
>>691371824
Oh, the fedora's on! The fedora is on, boys and girls!
>>691372549
LOL DO YOU NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WILL FERREL??????
>>691372378
>implying anything is inheritly wrong with national socialism
It works Hitler just did it wrong, war with Russia in the winter isn't a good move for anyone
>>691372358
So why the fuck did you get poisonous mushrooms?
>>691371894
You're looking at what news reports for your info? Calculate those crime statistics of yours' into a formula (if you can) that includes this ratio, Whites:Blacks
Look here for a little more info if you really need
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_the_United_States
>>691372817
Can anyone explain why this is funny?
>>691362085
>>>691371656
>But I know Muslims who don't follow the culture of the Near East, YET. They're pretty okay and generally pretty nice, SO FAR.
Fixed
>>691363979
I fucking love this gif. It gets me every time.
>>691372924
The only race that isn't evil is the white race.
>>691372881
Because of Mike's Kramer haircut. Ya dumb Nigger lover.
>>691365504
invest bitcoin. apple, google, oil asap
>>691372801
It doesn't work. Name one society that it did work. They all crashed and burned. Man, inherently, is for himself and his own.
All non-whites and non-Christian deserve death. Trump 2016
>>691372208
Na, I'm saying don't have double standards, if you want to call that person who had a sex change a woman then do it, just don't go making fun of another person because he believes/says something that offends you. If I offend you, ignore my ignorant ass. It's not like words can do anything to you, now if I'm doing something that physical harms another, please put an end to it.
>>691372801
There is no such thing as national socialism. It was gibberish. Besides a mindless bigotry, it's only tenants were nationalism and demagoguery. Those have no innate meaning whatsoever.
>>691365504
He does not actually have candy
>>691373494
Ok. Don't have double standards.
Then it's fine to mock trannies and Trump. No problem with either one. Right??
hi muslim here living in the US, ask me anything.
>>691372873
So whites are more likely to kill themselves with a gun? If that's true, why would the left want to take guns away from them? Or am I reading that wrong? I'm colour challenged so I could beistaken.
>>691373074
Who's racist now?
Kek BTW
>>691367361
Jenner is still Bruce as long as he has a dick. He will only be caitlyn when he removes it.
>>691373494
I don't have a double standard. I like trans sluts so I don't make fun of them. I'm not white power so I don't like Trump and I do make fun of him. No double standard. I mock whoever the fuck I want to, pussy. This is called American freedom. Faggot.
>>691364253
Sauce?
>>691366751
you fucking dummy. capitalism is exploitation of the working class causing them to barely afford the things they produce. granted people can mostly afford bread, but consider other items. you fucking dingus.
>>691364291
fuck this nigger
>>691374241
If you deny being racist, you're a coward and a faggot. Just admit it. Niggers and Muslims and spics and Jews and Indians and faggots and atheists and the handicapped and retards all deserve to die.
>>691373963
>trannies and Trump
stop being redundant
>>691374053
Both the Bible and the Koran tell man to kill, but why have you guys taken that so much farther than Christians?
>>691366751
Tired meme is tired
>>691374616
that's not very christian of you
>>691365504
"Just fucking kill yourself dude, honestly.."
>>691370793
people still post this retarded fake shit. Stop posting it. Its purely fabricated.
>>691374523
Bullshit. Work harder. Get more hours. Get a 2nd job. Fuck your degree, pick up a fucking shovel, and clean construction sites. Plow snow. Sweep driveways. Capitalism rocks. It's the ONLY way to feel like a man.
Get callouses. You'll sleep like a baby.
>>691364291
god that's awful, I closed it immediately but not before losing when I saw the first bit of text
>>691363809
wow it really is summer
>>691373963
>>691374297
These is no real point in talking to either of you. You have made up your minds and that is that. Tho, for the record, my point is don't make fun of either party, at most correct detrimental behavior with logic and reason, not yelling, shouting, and name calling which only shuts all negotiations down and leads to situations like we have today where there is a massive deadlock between both sides, well those at the far left or right. We are facing a complex problem and all the peace, love, and understanding that anyone side speaks of is false if they don't actually stand by it day and night.
>>691371519
What's not wrong with it? Disgusting pig. I'd still go down on her though but she doesn't have my vote.
I hate myself.
>>691375144
Looks more like winter to me.
>>691374540
>>691374763
in what regard? you can quote any religious text and take things out of context but that then becomes something political, which is caused by a bunch of foreign policy horseshit that has nothing to do with religion.
>>691374523
I will admit that we are using it wrong. But no, just no.
>>691374114
>>691373744
>>691374255
>>691374297
>>691374523
>>691374616
>>691374763
This thread got stupid, really fucking fast
>>691362085
http://bit.
ly/25xOEE4
>>691375396
Muslims kill FAR, FAR more in the name of God than any other religion. My point is, it's a bad religion if it's people so freely and liberally go balls-out extreme over it.
Ban the Koran. It foments violence in God's name.
>>691375518
Yay, I'm not part of the problem!
>>691375131
Don't ask me to work. I already picked up a pencil today AND sharpened it, what more do you want? Slave driver!
>>691375799
All religion is bad
>>691375841
LOL.
>>691364170
god dammit i havent lost in years....
well done.
>>691367493
>fucking MW1 crash
>holy shit lol
>>691364221
Why the fuck did lose to this
>>691375799
so you're complaining about the tool rather than the motives behind it?
>>691372014
Fucking summerfag
>>691375799
He said name something, not spew nonsense and claim its the religion. For Fucks sake, you ha e access to google don't you? Please, tho I know you won't, think before you shitpost.
>>691375799
No book, no matter the content, should be banned. If you are attempting to rid the world of something and putting religion into it, remember that God gave us all free will. He wants us to choose our own paths, even if it means looking at other roads.
This Photo.
>>691375875
If I knew of a fellow Christian who was planning to kill in God's name, I'd turn him in.
Would a muslim?
>>691365504
Good times don't last, enjoy.
>>691375875
Fedora found.
>>691376391
If there was no religion at all, it wouldnt even be a matter of question
>>691373448
wtf?????
>>691376234
I'm complaining about the uneducated, unenlightened man who chooses jihad above love and understanding. I'd feel the same about a Hindu who killed in God's name.
>>691376391
3/10 try harder next time
>>691375681
lost
>>691375875
Buddhist and Hindus are pretty cool. Don't know much about them other than, in general, their religions instruct their followers to not harm others.
>>691366976
this is so stupid
>>691374892
Haha that pic is pathetically incorrect
Oh look, I just produced some socialism!
>>691376658
>Your picture is bad!
Nice argument there
>>691374023
I HAVE THE POWERS OF...
LACTATION MAN!!!!
>>691375144
Fuck off, this is good
Every one of these goat and camel fuckers should be bled to death while watching a movie of Mohammed sucking a traps cock....
>>691365504
Press both cheeks and scream TEXAS SMASH
>>691376284
Your free will stops the very moment it endangers my free will, and vice-versa. Have you no common sense? Burn all books, end all religions.
Killing in God's name will still be wrong.
>>691376519
Meh, then the question would be, would you turn your fellow human in if you knew they planned to kill someone else?
I know individuals that would help dispose of the body if their friend killed someone, just sayin.
>>691376611
it just so happens to be that in this day and age, with all of the foreign policy decisions made, that regions with muslims are far more susceptible to being brainwashed for political reasons. when you make a power vacuum, this is what happens.
>>691376633
>india is the rape capital of the world
>>691367000
Accurate
>>691376761
https://fee.org/articles/african-famine-the-harvest-of-socialist-agriculture/
Everything you need to know fam
>>691364671
shit aint at all.. god damn
>>691367000
trips dont lie
>>691374023
wat
>>691374023
>tfw america rn
>>691377032
That's like banning guns because guns apparently kill people. And no knowledge, whether right or wrong, should be destroyed. I wouldn't even dream of burning any literature, no matter the quality.
>>691374892
Implying those without anything don't have an opportunity to get what the few have
>>691377082
I never once said, or should I, that anyone that believes anything actually follows their belief. I just said that the RELIGIONS were rather peaceful, the people on the otherhand can be total dickwads that fuck all the nice things up for everyone else. Seriously, they have call centers just to scam people out of money, which may be staffed by individuals who clame to follow those religions who I would say are liers.
>>691377082
Power fucking vacuum. If ONE of you sandniggers had an ounce of decency, other countries wouldn't have to continually bail you out.
Are are you saying women should be stoned? Or kids raped? Or that building a church in the middle east is OK?
You fucking people are all going straight to hell. We'll figure out a way to not need your oil any more, and you'll beg the world to buy your fucking sand.
>>691377716
OK, so figure out a way to get your fanatic asshole mosque-mates to stop the slaughter.
>>691363979
dam i lost...
>>691363979
Lost
>>691377716
To support this, the whole entire idea of free speech and every point of view being accessible is to highlight extremes. Without the extremes to show what is moderate and what is not the people and government have tremendous power over your lives. It has happens inumerable times, most recently with North Korea and Germany. Also to any pussy that thinks a book puts them in danger should consider that a man who sacrifices freedom for safety deserves neither. Buy a fucking gun, and if you're too afraid to kill someone who's going to hurt you, kill yourself.
>>691377843
The bible tells that God will punish his servants that hear his words and do not heed them far more than those that did not hear him and did not do as he wishes. He judges a man for his character, though faith is a factor considered.
>>691364221
>>691378110
I'm not muslim, though. I also don't live very near to any mosque.
Muslims are using bombs to kill all over the world, but they're using guns in America. Why? To use our 2nd Ammendment rights in two ways:
Kill us.
Get them banned here, so they can rabbit-breed themselves into Sharia-shit.
And then, they'll go to Canada.
>>691374892
You must be over the age of eighteen to post
>>691378419
because I have nothing else to do
>>691364253
Sauce required
>>691365504
bitches aint nothin' but problems, yo.
>>691364291
that's what I'm gonna do to your dick faggot
>>691378846
Hey, leave Candida out of this. We did, almost, nothing wrong to anyone.
>>691366110
Back to ifunny
>>691378573
Blah blah blah. Stop killing infidels. Stop stoning women. Stopped raping little boys. Stop killing those who leave the mudslime faith.
Grow the fuck up, and we got no problem.
Keep it up, and we will fucking END you.
>>691378930
Fine, ill tell you. I got it from 4chan. Sorry I didn't ask the OP of the pic where it came from, tho a wifu claiming thread could help more than I.
>>691366483
these threads never have humor so you'll be fine
>>691364291
So how's middle school, edge lord?
>>691370793
>fucking kek
>>691379243
Nigga, I got that from 4chin.
I don't leave home very often.
Remember when this was a ylyl? Yeah me neither.
>>691367362
Black anon and i can Confirm that that's not in our vocabulary.
>>691379544
Check'd + this isn't a ylyl thread, it kinda went to hell.
>>691366117
For once, a 9/11 joke was actually funny.
>>691379838
Lost
Yeah, I kinda derailed it, sorry.
>>691377816
no shit
>>691377843
what point are you trying to make?
>>691369453
Can we all just agree hitchhiking in most places is probably a really bad idea.
>>691373448
There's something wrong with this image, but I can't quite grasp it...
>>691380188
We could, but we all know we won't.
>>691378524
I agree with this for the most part, as guns can be used for a variety of tasks apart from killing.
>>691379328
Try it, sandman. I shall bathe your vile body in pigs blood and force you to shave all of your hair off. I have trained for the day that some foolish muslim would make the mistake of attempting to cause my death.
>>691367114
haha keklol
>>691365504
"Kill yourself. It doesn't get better."
>>691378419
I think all of those apply to both genres.
Also don't forget boredom.
>>691380338
Nigga his balls are above his dick
>>691380362
Does not work, maybe on beta pussies.
>>691380624
Great God...this is amazing
>>691380174
My point is that the WORLD is getting tired of radical jihadi mudslime retards who wanna kill in the name of religion. I thought that was clear.
Stop killing, we'll stop hating. Or at least I will.
>>691363979
Too obvious it's fake
>>691367361
I mean I still call kaitlyn bruce because he's the ultimate attention whore who sold his fucking identity for 15 more minutes of fame. The fact that y'all get so butthurt that we call your faggot flabby ass selfsucking piece of shit by the name drumpf kind of goes to show that y'all are just like him. ballons full of hot air and all it takes is one tiny prick to knock you off your rocker
>>691381092
>ballons
>>691379951
>black anon
>on b
quit roleplaying and go back to your chores
you're a fucking 14 year old white kid from connecticut
>>691366063
Old but I still laughed. Havent seen that post in awhile
>>691374892
You're almost as bad as those shits who think anarchy is a good idea
>>691381292
>tiny prick
>>691364291
usually dont laugh but this one was funny
>>691380820
>install puppet dictatorships
>get mad when instability erupts
>enslave black people
>get mad when black society is utterly fucked up
starting to see a pattern? sure, you can pull the "muh government is stupid" card but that doesn't change the fact that western powers are doing dumb shit. that doesn't excuse the middle east either - they're barbarians and retarded as well. its a constant shitstorm and dick measuring contest, and pointing fingers and failing to see the logical reasons for WHY this is happening doesn't help anyone.
theres a reason why people like you aren't in charge of anything important, because you would skullfuck it into the ground. there are so many different aspects to this problem, and finding a solution is hard, but theres no excuse to be a hateful and bigoted for no reason, otherwise you're become what you're trying to eradicate.
>>691380820
Good luck with that. While you may stop hating, you aren't the entire problem. It's the majority of the christfags that are the problem with Christianity, of they would learn to actually do what their book says, I would dare to say, noone would hate them. But we both know that that isn't going to happen because they got to show each other how godly they are. Just my option.
>>691381428
For real, I show you the skin on my arm and a timestamp if you need one.
How many rekt threads are mostly mudslimey? Hands chopped off. Beheading. Stonings.
You wanna stain your sand red, fine. Leave the women and kids out of it and have at it.
When you cross that line to punishing women for being raped. When you force your women to wear fucking rags to cover them. When you deny education, all in the name of religion. Well...
We got a problem, and you will KNOW when the world has had enough.
>>691372014
i got a meme for ya
>>691372186
ME TOO!
>>691376644
Its actually pretty good advice dude. How is it stupid?
>>691381590
>rocker
>>691374616
yes which is why it's necessary for the gov to create death programs for niggermuslimspicjewindianfaggotatheiesthandicappedretards like you to die
>>691381694
I'm glad you aren't in charge either, because you would let people skullfuck you into the ground
>>691381743
Wake the fuck up. Not loving your brother is WAY different than killing for God.
Get smarter.
>>691380582
Because scratching your balls applies to females.
>>691365504
gas the kikes race war now
>>691364527
Lost.
>>691381092
Meh, I for one don't give a fuck. I just find it funny that the left wants others to respect their identity but will do wtfe they want when someone offends them.
Respect, peace, love, understanding but say something that goes against my beliefs and ill go Christian on your ass and damn you to hell.
>>691373448
Good luck faggot. You can't even get your fat ass outside.
And don't even try the Crusades card. You fucking animals started that, too.
TURN in your Jihadists, or you WILL be complicit, and counted among them.
Prove muslim can be peaceful.
TURN THEM IN! LIKE FUCKING NOW!
>>691382549
damn me all you want. i'll be the last one laughing while I'm assfucking your daughter
Women in Cologne know.
>>691363979
fuck got me on the first play...
>>691366492
I saw that in a historical thread last night.
>>691365504
Disregard women, Acquire currency. Get Vasectomy.
