No secrets thread? Secrets thread. Get it off your chest, or just brag about it. Whatever.
I'll start. Blackmailed a coworker's wife for pictures. Since then, pictures that she never took for me show up on 4chan often.
To the anon who guessed her name correctly the other day. You said you've slept with her. Give proof.
>>691317483
I work in HR for a prestigious department store. My job entails the hiring of new sales associates. In the past 6 months I have thrown away applications from anyone who isn't white. Last week my boss told me sales are up and everyone seems happy. I have no regrets.
>>691317805
that's fucking great, good job anon you deserve a raise!
>>691317483
My wife's sister has cleaned my cock with her mouth right after I fucked my wife.
My dick is 8 inches flaccid.
>>691317483
when I called in sick to work yesterday I wasn't really sick
Women love the taste of my semen .
I'm a sexual god in the sack.
>>691317483
Nope.
My chest isn't a fucking warehouse
>>691317483
I don't care about anyone but myself. I think that's secretly true for everyone, but I can't fake it like everyone else. My mom keeps raging because my dads dying of cancer and I never call him or see him.
>>691317483
I'm a raging alcoholic but my coworkers have no idea.
>>691317805
Gods work anon.
>>691318300
You are a fucking monster, kill ur self
I can't believe I'm about to say this but I occasionally get sexual satisfaction from viewing pornography.
>>691318662
I dont understand how poeple can actually care about other people other than superficially. Maybe I have beefburgers or something
>>691319023
how old are you? have you ever had friendships?
If he's been at all a decent father you should at least pretend to care..fuck
>>691317483
I'm glad you guys stopped using that narcissistic asshole that wrote all over a book for the thread image
>>691317483
I made my best friend drunk and sucked his dick off while he was drunk.
>>691319023
I have chicken fried steak but I'm not hungry yet
This message contains a secret meaning.
>>691319296
*while he was unconscious
I get paid to sit at work for 12 hour shifts doing nothing other than go on here, watch movies or fap. earned £690 last week
i had a gay sex chat with some one in warframe (all that ingame)
I voted Brexit motherfuckers!
Fantasizing about my sister for decades. Think about her every time I have sex with my wife. I can't explain it and glad I don't have to.
>>691319658
Cunt
>>691319539
What are you supposed to be doing?
I'm not going to vote but encourage others to vote for Trump because I hate Hillary.
>>691319023
I used to be a lot like that, I constantly felt numb and depressed and just figured my life was going nowhere. I couldn't feel empathy for anyone so I had to fake all my emotions to convince people that I was normal. I guess I made more friends and started becoming slightly happier, which is why I could feel things. And I don't ever like to admit how much I care about the people I love, but I'd rather feel something than nothing.
>>691317483
fucked a pregenat girl in a freezer once
Stole the keys of my school from the principal and pee’d on my crushes lockers and chairs later that night. Never got caught.
>>691320039
Security at a abandoned factory
I fucked my wife's old roommate behind her back for about 4 months leading up to when we got engaged. She wasn't a great lay but she had the best looking pussy out of any girl I've been with.
>>691320075
Go to a good psychologist
I used to shoplift as a teenager and steal from all my friend's houses. I tried to kill my abusive mother once back when I couldn't control my temper well. Gave my brother a bj, ran away from home twice, lied to police, abused animals too. I fucked up school property and never got caught, threatened people in my family, and fucked a few guys. This was all before the age of 16.
>>691320075
Yeah I'm in a particular situation where this year is a 'flyover year'. i'm just working full time, banking everything, never going out, no news ever, life is a bore. I need to wait til 2017 to make some moves for legal reasons. So maybe thats part of why I've been feeling like I dont care about anybody or feel like faking anything.
I got blowjob from a fursuiter
Took a prositute with me to an ATM to get cash for her, but changed my mind and left her on the wrondg side of town. Probably dodged getting herpes or worse.
>>691319869
Nice little typical 8 pointer.
>>691320589
>>691320251
Nice. That's a shit ton annually. Do some study in between faps.
>>691320801
Girl looks like my sister,
I came into a bottle of fruit juice at work and watched a lady coworker drink it.
Often when I jack off I like to lay on my back with my legs up and cum all over my chest and face..I always regret it immediately afterwards but still do it time and time again
I change drastically depending on who I'm around. I wanted to fit in so I pretended to be a lot less smart, and have kept it up well. 3 people I know in real life know the real me. I consider at least 10 people close friends, but I don't get tired of it somehow. I guess it's nice not to have to apply myself often. If anyone wants any tips on normification, I might be here a bit
Sometimes when I'm riding in a car I like to pretend that my hand is a little man running along the scenery.
I got blowjob from a fursuiter
I don't rotate my tires like I'm supposed to.
>>691321226
Plox
Sometimes I pee in the shower
>>691319339
>>691319869
You're not alone. Everytime I masturbate or have sex. I think about your sister too
I'm in love with my best friend. She doesn't know. I am not even her best friend.
>>691320726
I did something similar once. Picked up hooker, she said she needed to run into the store, I decided to take off. Realized while driving away she was really far from where I picked her up.
>>691321499
I started by going to the gym a couple times a week (I was pretty thin), Some people function better under an unchanging schedule, but I preferred just to go when I was bored or with someone. I also began spending more time with my couple friends, and got some more. I also started acting more normal, pretending to be grossed out when I see an animal die, ect.
I was sexually abused through most of my childhood. i was okay with most of it.
Nobody knows I'm really a bunny in a man suit
I am a dirty panty fiend..whenever I got to anyone's house, in laws, friends anyone, I will find a way to be alone and go through the dirty hamper to find and take dirty panties.
Did this at sister in laws a month ago during a party...all i could think about was stroking it to those panties
I stole my best friends panties and I sniff them and wank sometimes
My life went "downhill" after i turned 19 some years ago, but I love it.
Started out doing drugs.
then selling them
Ended up raping my sister, and now we act like nothing happened.
I'm the reason she started doing drugs.
I ruined my family.
I do not believe in God nor am I an Atheist. An apostate of considerable contradiction where fantasy fucks reality and births fallacy. The idea of my own nature being insufficient in the eyes of Whom created it causes me to backslide from a faith that can twist a mind not to value its own existence(martyrdom) while refuting or refusing responsibility for the lives taken by our "Creator". A tormentor for my conscience. Jesus was God...but if God was not willing to save Himself then where do I stand? Outside the walls of Jerusalem cursing a crucifix...
I sold marijuana and acid throughout high school and I used the money to start an internet business designing webpages that now does business accounting automation for small businesses. I made a bit of money off bitcoin from mining. I became financially independent a few years ago and now I spend most of my time getting drunk and BBQing.
>>691319447
your not alone faggot.
>>691321226
dont worry no one is on to you
>>691322427
Pics of sister?
>>691321059
Samefag: Also when I was like 15 my aunt who was probably 30+ at the time came over high/drunk as fuck and passed out on the couch so I fingered her. My first sexual experience.
>>691322447
You are an enormous faggot.
>>691318300
It's ok. You will die alone also.
>>691322447
Edgy m8 just realize that nobody gives a fucking shit but you, and that's fine.. no magical being has given any sign of wanting to "save us" ever
>>691321947
I guess it comes down to reading people?
>>691321234
I fucking do this constantly in the passenger side
I support Trump mainly because of the butthurt he causes liberals. I really hate goddamn fucking idiot liberals. All your stupidity and "caring" is taking the human race down the toilet. TRUMP 2016 BIATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I come from a wealthy family and althoug it's never discussed I know they have a seething dislike for the poor and middle class. I spent most of my life rebelling against their beliefs but recently I've found myself disgusted by the lower classes as well. I have nothing in common with them at all.
I'm in a sexual relationship with my MILFy supervisor at work. We occasionally get handsy during work hours because, surprise, she REEEEEEEEEEALLLLLLLLLY gets off on it. God that pussy gets wet. Good shit, no regrets.
jizzed all over a friends pillow and then flipped it over so she didn't notice while I was there lol
I like girls.
>>691323807
crusty
>>691323904
Faggot
>>691321059
So scummy, but that sounds pretty hot if the woman is good looking.
>>691321962
Storytime
>>691323088
What do I get in return?
>>691323967
yeah I was hoping she would notice it when it was crusty
>>691317483
about 6 months ago I took a drug cocktail and ended up showering/making out with my friend and I sucked his dick, kek
>>691320589
"Lied to police"
Holy fucking shit you are so hardcore!
>>691324219
eternal gratitude
>>691318152
Proof
I spend easily 4-5 hours a day "at work" skimming through photobucket recents for nudes and fuck videos.
>>691324675
does that work? How often do you find something?
>>691324654
I have become transmultidimensional.
>>691323786
It's alright. We grew up disgusted by you as well, but were taught to fake a smile and kiss ass in order to survive.
>>691319023
>>691318300
You're just a big fag
>>691324925
I bet he has an awesome katana though
>>691324550
Oh well, nothing to lose lmao.
Why are all rich people emotional vampires?
>>691319539
>>691320251
Lucky bastard. Do you ever feel sort of bad about it? Like, do you ever feel like you'd like to be doing more, something important?
>>691323594
That's not uncommon. I think he's riding a wave of hate and frustration brought on by a disappearing middle class.
A few people I've sold stuff to ended up ODing from it. I feel guilty about the pain I've caused their families, but not enough to quit selling.
>>691325159
She's pretty. I'd rape her too
>>691325291
not your fault, people shouldn't do drugs if they aren't smart enough to know the dangers of it.
I'm fooling around with the girl my bestfriend wants to marry but he lives a few states away. I'm also fooling around with one of his ex's.
People think I want to be a juvenile prison counselor out of kindness and dedication to change things.
I actually just have a huge fetish for high school delinquents and criminals.
>>691318189
savage
>>691320589
kill yourself
I was a camwhore for a bit
>>691325291
My dude, >>691322427 here. Don't think twice about it, if there is a hell we're going togther, if not then more riches to us. It's not your fault people OD on your stuff, happened to me too, it's a real kill because the police fucking hates it.
>>691325476
Does that ever work out for you?
>literal jailbait gives me a weird boner
I smoked a huge fat blunt of headies
>>691318987
You are a monster!
>>691321226
Used to do this all the time, now I let my autism flow free. Feels good man
>>691318081
Greentext?
>>691324852
Everyday I find a few things. and I'm not including the bullshit reposts from real sites. They aren't always gems, but I can't even cum to professional porn anymore, gotta be real people fucking.
>>691325664
Who?
>>691321226
>I only pretend to be stupid XD
Sure you do, retard
>>691318987
You sicko
>>691318300
You're a jerkoff and that's all anyone has to say behind your back.
>>691319296
As long as he was a dude, this isn't rape. Wait...was he a trap? Then it might have been.
>>691319023
I've been depressed numerous times and this would always be the main symptom. I would be completely emotionless and detached from other people.
You may also just have an issue connecting with others, which can come about as a result of child hood issues regarding relationships.
You're not permanently broken anon, even if you feel that you are.
>>691319296
Fag
>>691321608
HOLY SHIT DUDE ALERT THE NEWS GET EVERYONE IN ON THIS
>>691320047
That's retarded
>>691319869
It's nit normal, but as long as you don't behave any differently than normal towardyour wife or your sister, then it's just a fantasy and I think you should enjoy it.
>>691324257
Details pleaseeeeee
>>691318269
Only in a sack? You have some strange sack fetish? Is that why you need a sack to perform?
>>691325667
Wait wait wait... there are actually faggy drug dealers out there who feel guilty for selling people drugs when they die? That's fucking stupid.
If you're not going to be responsible with substances, don't fucking use them.
>inb4 I OD on something in the future and die knowing I was a hypocrite
>>691317805
Proud of you anon, keep it up.
Some secrets:
>I punched my ex once and made her cry, diamons
>Sometimes I eat my own shit
>I am an alcoholic
>My dad died and everyime someone asks for him I make up a shitty excuse
>I love blaming plebs for shit I screwed up
>>691321064
Why? Why would you do that? Just why?
>>691319413
Think I got it...let me know if I'm on the right track:
*P IS A F*GG*T
Well?
>>691325881
post moar
>>691317483
I love fapping to 4chan while wearing my wifes panties. Try it out anons, fun stuff.
>>691321405
That's gangsta of you
>>691320087
Bk or mcd?
>>691326593
>>691320589
That's who you were, not who you are.
>>691326315
About 6 months ago he took a drug cocktail and ended up showering/making out with his friend and then sucked his dick
>>691318662
kys summerfag
>>691326768
::starts slow clap::
>>691325709
I can always go for those who are 18 or close, and most of these guys look like they have three kids waiting home anyways.
>>691326768
Thanks Oprah
I only rent for 30 days at a time because they can't evict you in that time period.
I lie about everything...even small things. To my friends, my family, everyone. I lie about what I ate for breakfast, what I did last night, make up crazy stories.
I'm starting to hate myself for lying. And I don't even know why I do it. Sure, sometimes I lie to make my life seem more interesting than it is...because my life is very boring. But then there's things I don't even know why I'd lie about because they seem so miniscule and irrelevant.
I don't know what's happening with me...
>>691326464
Have you ever brought drugs? Some people have a great relationship with their dealers. Hell, this Asian chick I know have her dealer on Snapchat, it's not like dealers are inhumane monsters creeping around the sewer. that said, I doubt most dealers think more than a week about it at most. It's their living after all, not their fault.
My tf2 inventory is worth ~$20,000
>>691326846
Never said he wasa he, boobies might be owed
I use my old underwear as rags and polish my customers guitars with them.
>>691319658
Fuck you, I voted Kodos
>>691321405
They will last longer if you do. Do this and get regular oil changes and you will save money on your car.
>>691326000
I'm depressed and yet I care even more about people because I don't want others to be sad like I usually am
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
>>691327159
i have never found landlords that agree less than a 1 year lease
>>691327278
Don't forget the scheduled tune ups
>>691327436
they don't advertise on the internet
It's a bit embarrassing to admit, but the truth is, my WinRAR trial expired some time ago and I'm still using it, illegally.
>>691322750
You say financially independent.. does that mean you don't work? How much do you make a year without working?
This is my dream.
>>691317483
Blackmail cam guy reporting
>>691327202
Damn. I'd sell that shit before that gets entirely overtaken by Overwatch
>>691321234
Same here, did it since I was like 4
>>691326371
Lol thanks for the laff anon! Thats sooo funny xD r u from youtube?
>>691317805
Idiots like you are why affirmative action was instituted.
im in a sexual relationship with a car
>>691326315
i did MDMA, Xanax, Amphetamine, Cocaine and Cannabis in a 5 hour span with 3 other mates. I don't remember a lot of the night, but i remember me and friend lying on the couch
>friend asks if i want to take a shower
a shower actually sounded amazing at the time, and the other two guys had passed out at this point
>tell him yes
>we go into the bathroom
>take off our clothes
>i enter the shower and suddenly i am putting soap on his back
>keep rubbing eachother for a bit and then he asks if i've ever kissed a man before
>tell him no
>he kisses me
>we make out a bit
>i start rubbing his asshole
>we get out of the shower and i ask if i can suck him off
>he says sure yeah
>suck him off for about 3 min until we decide it's useless since he can't get hard
i wouldn't consider myself bi either, but something about mdma makes me super fucking horny.
>>691327436
anon is talking about a hotel. the run down hotels let you do weeks or months at a time like rent.
>>691319658
Wow you're an American hero
>>691317483
I raped a 13 year old girl when I was 19. She told me she was 17 but I still got her fucked up passed out drunk and ignored her soft nos. I got extremely lucky she didn't remember.
I don't really feel the shame but it's a thought that floats through my mind occasionally
>>691327115
Everybody *BUT YOU* gets a car!
>>691327194
>not their fault
Yes it is
>>691327192
You're just too ashamed to admit how many cocks you suck on a daily basis
>>691317805
Thank you.
>>691318300
Nah you're just an asshole and lazy. It's not hard to fake sympathy in a five minute call.
>>691327685
Sounds legit
I show my 4chan folder to my friends to enjoy their reactions. This webm is always s good one
>>691317805
>white privledge doesn't exist you guys
>>691318536
Trust me. They have some idea.
>>691326878
You couldn't even gif this shit? Am disappoint.
>be me, walking into hotel on business trip.
>drop luggage, pop on tv, walk to window to check out view.
>see fat white chick and fat black dude going at it on the roof top deck a few floors down and across the street
>proceed to spend the next 2 hours recording and jerking off.
Someone gets dubs, I'll spill my entire life story of secrets
9/11 was an inside job
>>691327767
While fapping by any chance?
1 hoars = 10
1 pair of hoars shoe = 4. 1 hoars shoe = 2
Pair of bootes = 2, one boote = 1
One boote+ 1 hoars shoe + one hoars = 10+2+1= 13
>>691327495
Most modern cars are computer controlled and do not need tune ups.
>>691327791
In the same way that wal-mart is responsible for your ass being fat because they sell pop-tarts and pizza rolls.
>>691317805
That is funny as shit
>>691327851
Facts aren't racist. And fact is, black people just aren't suited for fancy department stores.
>>691327679
Yep its better to force niggers into work so they can run a company into the ground.
>>691327939
post video
>>691317483
I got recruited by a skinhead group the other day but I rejected the offer because the guy couldn't tell that I was half Mexican.
>>691327686
Wow you're bad at being a faggot
>>691328052
Occasionally before the memories reconstructed enough for me to remember she said no. I was very drunk as well. I can't really fap to it now.
>>691328210
thank you
>>691327944
You done goofed
i pay my girlfriends 14 year old cousin for massages and happy endings
>>691327767
Well if you thought she was 17 you didn't do anything that bad
>>691327808
Okay, I admit it
I suck 20 cocks daily
No.
25!
Okay okay
30 cocks a day
I'm a fucking cock addict, alright?
>>691327791
It's not really my fault for selling something illegal. It would be like giving gun-shop owners the fault of suicide with one of their weapons
>>691327626
LOL did she ever put water on it to make it wet?
>>691318189
i fucking knew it you lazy prick
>>691327944
Fuck me
>>691328050
>>691328281
I killed my dog
I rode with two guys and raped a girl
I own CP
I currently have a reverse birth fetish
I have fucked three kids to death
I have kicked my father in the teeth and split his skull open with a shovel
I have eaten an abortion smoothie
I have stolen people's shoes while they sleep
I have my gfs imessage account info on a mac that she doesent know about. Her 15yr sister always send selfies and pics in dresses to her which i then look at and jerk to. Aka i want to fuck my 26 year old gorlfreinds 15yr sister
>>691317483
I think I've reached a point where I don't give a shit if I get laid any more. What matters more to me is fucking with people and getting drunk
i slit my wrist and used the blood to draw a sigil of asmodeus on the church doors that my crush works at
i don't even think spirits or demons or whatever exist
i'm just covering all the bases, just in case
i love him so much it hurts and know everything there is to know about him publicly, and the conversations we've had are imprinted in my head
i've tried ignoring it but i really want to abduct him and keep him to myself, where i can talk to him and hug him forever
>>691328365
Ha ha thats the very one. Top Kek, not to cheesy, to stupid.
Any you bros tried it yet?
>>691320251
How does one get a gig like that?
>>691328588
what the fuck
>>691328461
Stealing shoes, that's messed up
>>691328268
No problem fam
>>691327194
I guess I'm an inhumane monster in that case
>>691328461
>expecting us to believe that
Don't you love the smell of summer in the air
>>691328588
gee bro youre pretty edgy
>>691328488
normal. get gud
>>691327679
Affirmative action was instituted because non productive niggers have faggots like you trying to babysit them.
>>691322447
>>691328588
Fuck I rwmeber you femanon, how's it going?
Everybody thinks i am a weird and awkward as fuck, but i am really not. And that make me deppressed
And i secretly hate my freinds.
>>691321064
I get it, for years, in the moment, I think I want to taste my own cum, as soon as it's there, gross
>>691328756
i love the smell of cum after sex
>>691328588
Okay...
>>691328339
kek knew it
>>691328461
Ew, some story behind those confessions?
>>691328356
You could sell any other thing anon
you choosed to sell drugs so its your fault
>>691328745
You sell m8?
My boyfriend is pretty much an alpha male, I cant believe he choose to be with someone like me. I also have a male friend, he is average looking, much shorter than me and all he ever does is smoke weed and play video games. This guy told me he is sexually submissive and now all I can think about is having him as my fucktoy and doing things I would never do to my bf. Fug.
>>691320307
i hope you know you are a walking piece of shit, anon
>>691327944
Looks like you did, homeboy.
>>691328101
I'm pretty sure they still use spark plugs
>>691328944
I did this for a short while, then grew out of it when I started yopping on girls faces instead.
I can never understand, either I'm bad at BJ's or my boyfriend is just one of those types whose pleasure depends on mood/foreplay etc.
>>691328777
i know, it sounds like that
i swear fam i don't even listen to metal
>>691328876
it's a nice day and i found out honey is wonderful in coffee
how are you
>>691329136
Lmao you sound like my best friend.
Btw if your name is Emilie don't do it, He's too good to cheat on.
Stealing shoes = nig
>>691329064
>>691328461
Seconded. I have a hard time believing it, but some greentext might help.
>>691317483
I lost my virginity to a black man and my girlfriend still doesn't know my first time was taking it up the ass behind a baptist church a block away from my house
>>691328254
>fucking a passed out chick
>remembers she said no
stupid bitch should have stayed unconscious. Am I rite guize?
>>691329290
So is whiskey and maple syrup ;-)
Any pics of the cuts? For science and all
>>691328461
did you put bananas in the smoothie?
>>691328824
I don't like affirmative action you retard. But idiots like you are why it was put into place.
>>691329249
you're probably just bad at it... im 2/15 on bitches that were able to make me bust on a bj
>>691319869
Where is she all i can see is a deer
>>691322447
aha i laughed until i shit myself. It looked like your opinion.
>>691329136
Be you XY or XX
>>691329369
lmao go suck some hobo dick faggot
>>691328461
That last one dude. Wow you are such a piece of shit. Stealing people's shoes while they sleep?
>>691317805
Mah white nigga! Keep it up yung.
>>691323904
fucking gross man
>>691329523
You obviously don't drink heavily. She was passed out to the point of complete degradation of coordinated motor skills and higher thought with lapses in and out of consciousness. Not to mention I'm a huge dude. I could have raped her sober with little effort.
>>691329588
lmao
>>691328588
I don't believe you...
i am the zodiac killer
>>691318300
Fuck you and your spartan dubs
>>691330079
ted, is that you??
I got raped by a nigger but it was my fault.
>>691329700
I mean, sometimes he says I do it really good, almost perfectly but then again some other times when he's not in mood but pushes me to do it it seems as if he's getting 0 pleasure and that tends to confuse me, since he's the only one I've given a bj to
>>691329136
Do you have a penis?
>>691330079
You're in your 60's?
>>691329118
I used to peddle pills and weed a little bit. That was mostly to high school kids. never got into using or selling crazier drugs like coke or heroin.
>>691329675
Niggerlover
>>691330272
rub his asshole a little while you do it... and use your damn hands ladies! takes a real pro to go handless and have a dude explode with just her mouth. You are attempting to make an imposter vagina with your mouth and tongue, think about that next time.
Bump
>>691329588
this is it, partially healed
i dont typically think to take pics when i do it, idk
>>691328944
This
>>691321962
>Most
You kinda have to tell us what happened now, bro
>>691329369
Not her but good advice for me too.
>>691329771
Im not posting tits so faggot
>>691330061
i know what you're thinking
"that's a really difficult sigil"
and you're right
it looked like a baby wiped it on glass but i tried my best
>>691330634
Why don't you just ask the dude out?
>>691323786
It's alright. You may have money but we have love, values, morals. We may struggle, but struggle makes us stronger. I grew up hating the upper class, then my dad won the lottery and I went to a private school, tried to fit in, and realized that the strong majority of people that make over $150k a year, as well as their children, are borderline subhuman pieces of shit.
I currently have $300k in savings and investments, and I would still never think to spend my time with another well off person. The majority of people worth spending time with in this country are in the middle class, and you richfags can fuck off and quit trying to be my friend because superficiality and mental incapacity is disgusting.
Don't rub his asshole. Don't turn him into a cuck faggot. Just rub it all over your face and go deep etc. Cup the balls, lick them, the usual.
>>691330524
Might sound a bit funny but he never lets me get any near his asshole, saying that he thinks it's weird. I tend to use hands alot, but ah, I've always thought about trying to blow anyone else just to check if I can do it or not, and those kind of thoughts are killing me because I'd never cheat
>>691330855
I was thinking of the movie logo for Amadeus. I should google sigil...
My secret is
I have a wet water niggas but please I don't want counter- terrorists i my house
>>691330884
he's ten years older than me and it would be a conflict of interest
he's also a religious man, so i don't think he'd be chill with the age difference
inb4 catholics like em young, he's not catholic so rip me
>>691330836
I applaud your honesty
>>691330634
Thanks for sharing femanon. What aspect of keeping him do you enjoy most? You seriously just going to hug him?
Ps don't be scared to show dem tits. Any cuts elsewhere?
>>691317483
I fucked my friend when I was 8
I found out a secret gem to be successful at life.
>Be Mr Nice Guy
>No girls want you. Too Nice to them
>All your "friends" take advantage of you becuase you're Always there for them
>Get depressed because life is shit, shit low paying job which also demanding because you are a Nice Guy.
Them i was kinda suicidal for a couple of months
>Decide enough is fucking enough
>Move to a new country and take advantage of One of your socalled friends by promising stuff you dö not intend to Keep
>Get well paid job because you lied on CW
>Start treating your Old friends like subhumans
>Suddenly everyone wants a piece of you
>Give Zero fucks, stop hanging out and delete from facebook
What know you Wonder?
>Get new friends in new country
>Get girlfriend because you suddenly somewhat alpha
>Buy apartment
>Buy new Car
>Be successful at sports as well
Tl;dr - starter being an asshole to some people and assert dominance and life pretty much solved itself.
>>691330240
It's not your fault don't blame yourself
(i am female) when i was about 5 or 7 i would purposely try to give my cousins and uncles erections by grinding on their dicks and would anger my dad on purpose so that he would spank me. I remember one time when he was spanking me i said "i cant feel it, you should take off my jeans and undies" and he went bananas. I could feel his hard cock and mmm. ive never told this to anyone.
>>691331402
Oh shit wads up. Instant boner pooped
>>691331039
he's afraid to show you he enjoys the asshole touching. You dont gotta finger the dude. Just tease, touch and explore. If he gets weird, then whatever, he'll probably never be comfortable enough to reward you with a hot load in the mouth. Find his homie that always checks out your ass... he'll give you what you're looking for.
>>691331335
This.
I discovered this about a year ago.
It all started when I began hanging around some alpha douche bags and I wondered "How do they get all this pussy and success? They have nothing that I have".
Started being an asshole alpha male and everything has only gone uphill for me.
My gf is a literal prostitute, in one night, she earns half what i do in month, but she paids a lot of fancy stuff for me, also she is a nimpho and is always beging to suck my dick, i dont even eat her puss, she likes the fetish of me being her pimp, i just know her since we are a childs, Im not even a chad just had luck y guess
>>691331388
It was my fault. I said I'd have sex with him and backed out after finally meeting him but it was too late so I just let it happen. I didn't have any other way home so I had to be nice to him. I told him that I was done after that though. I said I didn't want to be with him etc, made up some bs then I went home to shower and cried. He made me call him daddy the whole time and even though I'm into ddlg, he wasn't the one I wanted.
>>691331302
there's a rawness you can access outside of social conventions when people believe their lives are threatened
i wouldn't hurt him, i don't think, and definitely wouldn't kill him
but i just want to talk to him and hear things that he wouldn't just say in average conversation
he wouldn't have any other obligations, he'd answer my questions
even if it's a lie, it's better than nothing
i just like to know everything there is to know about a person, and seeing people in fear is somewhat of a turn on idk
yeah, pretty much hugs
i really want to kiss his neck, it's lovely
>>691331402
age is too young. but the thought of her teasing for fun is pretty sexy
>>691331402
What.the.fuck
>>691331402
He was spanking you and you felt his wood? That is a odd position. When I bust my kids ass they bend over and I'm holding a flyswatter/belt etc.
>>691331402
Greentext pls
>>691331039
If you think you can handle it let him throatfuck you (not rough). He'll get off.
>>691330329
Yeah that's pretty weak compared to me, but never really sold Heroin, it's not so big here as in the US.
>>691331978
Normie
>>691331987
boner to the stomach/chest perhaps?
>>691331987
my belly rested on his knees so i could feel it on my side.
I love to take upskirt pictures of schoolgirls
>>691331897
The fear can be a turn on. Care to post anymore shots of any more scars you have?
What would you do if he actually wanted to fuck you?
>>691331788
Something tells me english is not your first language
>>691332196
i like to look at the pix you take
>>691331402
this was written by a fucking dude. no girl at 5 or 7 even knows what a fucking erection is let alone how to give one to an uncle, let alone develop some spanking fetish.
>>691332188
Greentext please.
>>691332172
Oohhh you're edgy m8
>>691323795
Pics of MILF?
>>691332438
A girl whose been diddled knows...
>>691332188
Ok. I'm just used to spanking like I'm playing baseball.
>>691332438
I knew at that age
I think about killing myself everyday keep telling myself to wait into turn 30 to have the balls to put that gun in my mouth
>>691332320
I take them, fap and delete. Sorry m8
I can suck my own dick, every time I cum, I do it in my mouth and swallow.
>>691332438
i can assure you i am female. i was a little nympho so i knew full well that boys felt good if i touched them when their pee pee stood up
>>691332438
You would be shocked. It would only take one male grinding his dick on her ass and she would know boners exist. "boys have a penis girls have a vagina" remember that quote? How old were you?
>>691326594
Sure. Mail me a pair of your wifes panties faggot
>>691332278
i'd have to dig through my phone and i don't feel like it
i wouldn't want him to know who i am
anonymity is nice
when people know you, or see you, there's some sort of imposition put on you to not harm them idk
levinas wrote about it a lot, he's an interesting philosopher if you care about that sort of thing
i prefer to give rather than receive anyway
>>691332884
So how old were you when you got your hands on one?
Im constantly on the edge of contacting my ex and telling her I've had schizophrenia, but just never told her. I don't know why, i think its because I want her and people on general to pity me and give me attemtion. I feed off of it and I'd have killed myself a month ago if I didnt get it
>>691333064
no way. their all mine bud. Sorry bout dat
>>691332754
Hell I would too if I could suck myself off. Are you extremely flexible or long dong?
>>691327419
>>>691333180
about 4. some of my earliest memories are rubbing my clit and others are giving bjs to 12 year olds.
