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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
step 1
first for trump
someday.
>>691317329
first for uncucked anglosphere
>>691316964
Yeah, until something/one irks me. Maybe that won't happen today, though. Here's hoping, cheers!
>>691316984
Damn, sounds nice. Is that the only reason you're in Cali right now?
>>691317252
Bonjour, babes
I'm going to germany and france in a couple weeks
>>691316930
can you say elaborate
>>691317463
It will be in a week
>>691317463
Hey if anything you can get mad at me I enjoy the fun.
>>691317365
Yah man
>>691317558
literally stay away from the brown people locations.
>>691317558
for business or pleasure?
hey is my fursona cute
>>691317558
Avoid cologne. And a lot of paris. Probably berlin too.
>>691317636
do you think you'll ever marry, anon?
>>691317698
she has awful hair
>>691317558
Have fun getting blown up by brownies
sf y u thread and not steam
>>691317774
this is a male
>>691317656
my father is going for business and invited me to make it a vacation
>>691317722
I'm going to nuremburg and paris
>>691317572
Oh, you're not actually in California right now? I was going to suggest some places to go to eat, maybe you'd like some of the unhealthy places I used to go to.
>>691317636
I don't get mad at people just for the sake of getting mad. It's usually something that legitimately gets to me.
There's way too many tops in the gay community. It's bullshit.
Work.
>>691317906
Don't shave and maybe paint on a unibrow to convince people you're Muslim.
>>691317890
could have fooled me
it looks like shit, fix it or get a new one.
>>691317906
exciting
take lots of pictures and eat lots of things
>>691317933
exfuckingcuse me
>>691318011
>in thread
>at work
>>691317933
That is literally fucking false.
>>691317913
I will probably appreciate that advise when I get there. I will be in LA.
>>691317725
I want to think ill settle down with someone. Always have the idea of traveling around and enjoying life with someone. Be nice to have someone to grow with.
>>691318035
ur not nice :(
>>691317843
well, at least they made a heart out of their blood
>>691317843
>>691318011
I have pale skin, blond hair, and blue eyes
>>691318035
I will do the second but probably not the first
>>691318143
what the fuck is the point of this edit
>>691318055
I didn't say I'm WORKING.
>>691318158
Your hair is brownish, isn't it? I've watched you stream before.
>>691317913
For good reason then atleast. I like to fuck with people in a loving way haha.
>>691318219
obviously not working you're in thread
>>691318219
'dirty blond" I believe is the technical term
>>691318035
>>691318077
Every gay guy I meet is a top. They're fucking everywhere! How am I supposed to get off?
brownish hair is best hair
>>691318105
that's pretty solid
anyone in your life who might be a contender right now?
>>691318132
sorry
>>691318386
>brownish hair is best hair
>>691318386
>>691318386
>>691318386
>>691318204
for the blind to see, comrade
>>691318277
But work is where I am at.
>>691318329
Look dude just grow the pube beard and you'll pass.
>>691318331
Your experience is statistically irregular.
>>691318331
Idunno
how about manning the fuck up and letting him dick your ass like a real man, wimp.
>>691317570
Don't blame me if you want to gouge your eyes out with a rusty spoon.
Someone offered me 300 euros to sit on their face and fart, pants on.
>>691318077
What sort of food do you like? I can look up this ramen place I had gone to before, 100% Japanese run and owned, best ramen I've had in my life.
>>691318259
You're quite into the love/hate relationships, aren't you?
>>691318331
fuck a girl?
>my fetish
>>691318440
way ahead of you
>>691318469
just once?
>>691318469
Now see, I'm still mentally 12 so that's more funny than disgusting to me.
What a weirdo. Why did he come to you? Were you advertising?
LUKE
SEND
NUDES
>>691318440
what is wrong with the world when I am worried about freklz going to one of the better off places on the planet
>>691318513
LETS HOPE
dont send him nudes
demos send nudes
demos stop avatar
>>691318386
Nope I wish I had someone to care about. Not like a need but just want to be able to share life with someone.
>>691318331
I am just committed to switch. Might as well learn so you can be a good partner in any scenario or need.
>>691318513
Germany will never be saved until femhitler is out of power.
>>691318582
Also learn how to pronounce "H" from your throat. HKKKHHHHELLO I AM AVERY IBN MUHAMMAD ALLAHU AKBAR
>>691318641
Nothing. Paris isn't one of the better places on the planet.
>>691318491
>>691318628
you first
>>691318641
>>691318762
i feel ya, i feel ya.
>>691318830
no u
>>691318582
It wasn't specified.
>>691318621
I have no clue why he came to me with such a request. I wasn't advertising anything, except maybe my cute cat or some jewelry I've made.
>>691318754
>>691318754
>>691318754
>>691318754
>>691318440
I don't believe that.
>>691318463
Been there, done that, no thanks.
>>691318487
Das nasty, yo.
>>691318878
god damn it
>>691318967
fucking shit
>>691318476
Just love to have fun with someone that can laugh at them selves and dish it back. They tend to be more light heated and fun loving people. PLus I like to make fun of myself alot anyway so shit doesnt bother me I just accept all my stupid shit and love it.
>>691318772
okay
>>691318882
what context was this offer in
it's lit
ten
>>691318882
so you're gonna do it then?
>>691318887
well sounds like you're just not gonna get any then
>>691318887
Well ok believe whatever you like. Most experience a disproportion of bottoms.
>>691319027
Good boy.
>>691318865
Yah im just going to keep improving and hope I meet someone who appreciates me as a person.
>>691318830
stop
>>691317398
Germany wont do anything, france will just copy germany
even if trump becomes president he will basically just use it as a title and anything he proposes wont get through congress. I hope australia does something soon, but they aren't too bad anyway
>>691319165
>someone who appreciates me as a person
wow it's hard to get more vague than that
>>691319305
politically illiterate mongoloid
First sausage cooked kinda shit. Time to see if the next batch is better.
>>691319017
You would make a great mexican, then. That's pretty much the life philosophy around here. If you've got thick skin and like to have a bit of rude banter, you're pretty much in.
>>691319115
I guess not.
>tfw you just want to fuck a butt, aggressively
>>691319140
Maybe your experience is the irregular one?
>>691319244
i must be a masochist
>>691319115
Dude idk why but this pic just sunk my heart... I wish I had a Gary to my ash. :(
i just noticed something
everybody i fucking know is a huge downer
>>691319430
Nope. Google it and see what the consensus is. Unfortunately I don't know that there's been a formal study done on this.
>>691319491
God knows how, you know me.
>>691319488
Or vice versa... I'm a dick PKMN player
>>691319488
you just wish you had a Gary in your ass.
>>691319430
that sounds like a personal problem
>>691319488
idunno why. gary is a spoiled jackass
>>691319599
thanks subby
>>691319369
haha im not going to list what I want to a guy but I just mean a base of wanting to be active in each others lives is a good start. But really dont know yet.
>>691319488
>Gary
>Ash
Clearly those are Red and Blue.
>>691319027
what do you mean?
>>691319115
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonne NOPE.
>>691319807
What on earth is the context of that image
>>691319821
yes confirm me further
>>691319916
was it on craigslist or in person or what
gay thread is gay
Badger, I'd take that dude up on the offer.
>>691319970
It's too bad I can't jerk off right now I'm SO TURNED ON.
>>691319429
Im only hear for learning people using it. Good way to see how people react and why they do it. Same with opinions and all the other stuff. Love people. Keep cooking man get it perfect kek.
I thought you got turned on by being denigrated
>>691320120
>>691319916
eat some beans and mexican food anyways
>>691319937
he slept during jigglypuff's singing for the last time.
Subby hug me
I am trying to condition myself to only get off to praise, since I get so much more of it.
>>691320257
It's an amazing picture.
>>691320282
I don't believe in physical affection it makes you weak.
>>691320408
but it makes you cute
>>691320186
I already put them in the pan, they'll be there for a bit longer while they soak in beer.
I don't know exactly how much there is to learn about people reacting negatively or being a dick (as I can clearly be).
I'm weirded out though.
>>691320023
Not sure how to best describe it. Closest thing I could imagine is a "gay facebook".
>>691320408
agreed, especially being a jiggs player
>>691320574
oh that makes sense
>>691319807
Maybe I ought to tie you up, put a collar and leash on you, stuff a gag in your mouth, then ram your ass to show you just how much of a 'personal problem' it is, eh?
sf has wrong political and philosophical views.
>>691320488
I am already adorable. Now I must be powerful. Like those pictures of musclebound touhous.
>>691320574
It IS fucking weird. But it's also 300 euros for farting.
>>691320604
New rest animation featuring jiggs unloading an m240 into the opponent when?
That doesn't even sound BELIEVABLE from you.
>>691320572
Theres alot of people out there and they like to talk. JUst enjoy hearing the shit of people and being one less aspect of it. Enough bad shit in the world.
>>691320788
Be cute for me for just like 10 seconds and then you can be all powerful n shit
I just want 10 seconds of cuteness
>>691319871
Shieeet
But think about it. Gary is alpha as fuck. Confident, great pkmn, tall, rich, connected, a tease yes, it's bc no one is on his level.
he doesn't even make persuasive arguments
>>691320896
Do I HAVE to?
he's a dick to his pokemon though
>>691320682
I know people use it for hookups too, but damn, that was just... hmm.
>>691320788
I'm not sure I'm able to see it as pragmatically as you.
>>691320995
i am enveloping your tail in a multitude of touches
>>691321124
I called Trump and he said yes
>>691320696
jesus christ
nobody is allowed to talk to me like this ever.
EVER.
>>691320788
in the next update
i'm waiting for when they change the trainer hat to a MAGA hat
>>691321100
>>691321100
>>691321187
darkness consumes me, a new void, yet a void of sensation.
>>691320696
Why is bowser fucking a bear ?
>>691320848
Where are you from? English isn't your first language, right?
>>691321076
And he has a voice that will make any dick go soft. You can keep Gary. Hell, take Gary and that whiny bitch Ash. I'll stick with Red, thanks.
>>691321133
alpha traits = dark triad rates = being a dick
>>691321187
I don't know that I would be able to in your position either.
>>691321197
Well if he says it's ok then sure.
>>691321238
Non-MAGA hats shouldn't exist.
>>691317252
What is this comic?
>>691321351
this country was built on hugs
>>691321351
dark what
>>691321279
Points well taken. If Gary was say, 27 and has a suit and a decent voice. 7/10 ash will always be beta -4/10 he's always bitch ;)
>>691321259
>>691321259
Red Panda. Tanuki. Mario Tanuki suit. Mario.
Bowser is fucking Mario. Get on my fucking level.
>>691321279
Im from Hawaii and I just have issues with communication in general. Just can hop off on tangents while typing or talking. Been working on it though.
>>691321447
90% sure that's not true.
>>691321462
Narcissism, machiavellianism, psychopathy. Makes men more attractive to women. They are literally alpha traits.
ugh
with the brexit storm raging imgur is cucked and facebook is flooded I dont have any games to play
someone send aid
>>691321493
Dat level...
AID
S.O.S.
i want to live in that country
>>691321351
can you post the transparent maga hat template again
i could probably put some on trainers
>>691321609
Trump said it
>>691321238
I just did, boi.
>>691321259
Bowser can do what he wants. Don't marginalize and oppress him!
>>691321622
eurocucks must be pretty ass-blasted huh?
>>691321622
>>691321648
play enter the gungeon
pirate it
>>691321655
I don't think I have the template unfortunately. Ask in trump general on /pol/.
>>691321663
I think you're lying. The media ALWAYS lies about trump.
Anyway I'm leaving work early later.
>>691321622
AIDS>>691321694
I'll just break away from the Nintendo Union like GB. Fk off you shelled cunt
>>691321609
thank god I don't have any of those
>>691321840
He told me himself on our annual summer retreat
byebye
>>691321694
you disgust me
>>691321840
fuck
nah i'm good
i'm afraid of posting there
where is the pron?
>>691321808
beyond
>>691321975
Ah, you like a bit of naughty talk? You're my little slut boi.
>>691322129
didnt realize I'd clicked on the post
omg dat fucking sausage though.
>>691321572
Hmm, I see. Well, it's barely anything worth mentioning anyway, just wanted to see if my hunch was correct.
I for one welcome daddy Bowser, our new lord and saviour.
>>691322086
lol! Won't they look like asses when fuck-all happens.
>>691322290
gimme dat
gimme dat sauuuuuuuuusage
>>691322290
Looks pertty good man. But English if my first language.
>>691322358
Well, I do like being called daddy.
>>691317572
what
>>691322459
Shit was too expensive to share. Unless you come here and get some for yourself.
>>691322602
Alright, then I was pretty much wrong on my hunch.
what's this whole talk about plane tickets and hotels?
>>691322290
where's the spices?
>>691317572
>[tnuoccA ®dloG nahC4]
How the fuck did you do that?
I'm surprised you haven't wanked yourself into a coma, Katia
unicode magic
>>691323087
we're sending Nibi on an all-expense-paid trip to get group fucked in Chicago.
>>691323003
I guess man just I type like a fuck tard at times. At least my hyena laugh helps with talking haha.
>>691323133
Man, fuck spices. I soaked that shit in beer and cooked it like a pro. What spices do I need for this?
>>691322875
I'm on the other end, I like calling people it.
>>691323246
nibi lives in milwaukee, it'd be faster for him to drive
>>691323246
Katia can't fap right now. She's pregnant.
>>691323261
who's that?
>>691323254
Explain
>>691323265
You're basically the complete opposite of me when it comes to social interaction. I don't say much, unless a debate is going on. If it's just chatter, I'm pretty quiet.
>>691323367
Well you seemed pretty hyped for brexit, and now you have no only that but also Porky the Prime Minister's resignation.
>>691323461
That would require Katia getting laid first
>>691317398
spotted the jewish owned shill
>>691323554
I forgot the specific method but involves U+202e
>>691323297
Beer? You animal!
Fuckin' throw some paprika in there, some pepper, olive oil, and maybe some cumin or garlic too.
>>691323610
yeah it was pretty great, I could hardly sleep.
the complaining of everyone today outweighs anything else and its gross.
>>691323307
Very cute, boy.
>>691323578
I just talk when things interest me. If not I can give less of a fuck. Just hard to keep small talk since its boring with no real back bone. Or why look like an idiot in a topic you dont know haha.
>>691323813
Well, it will be interesting to see where things go from here.
>>691321254
>
>>691321351
Quite
>>691324110
that is amazing
>>691323757
If you could taste the sausage I have in my mouth right now. The pleasant heat coming off of it, the juices spilling onto my tongue with every chew, you would eat your words. Beer for sausage, every time.
>>691323892
Yeah, that's pretty much small talk 101. I think I may have to go get another one of these beers soon.
>>691324146
two fat dinosaurs
>he does not cook his sausages in beer
>>691323872
Has easily been my favourite kink for a while. Can't get enough of it. (among other things)
>>691324239
this is the best thing
>>691324149
keep going bb. Get to drink and relax fam.
>>691324149
I hope you choke on your gross sausage.
>>691324146
are you feeling the love
>>691324240
>>691324240
>>691324240
Always anoint your barbecue in beer before cooking sausages. It's a tradition
>>691324480
i-i'm feeling something all right...
anyway i must go to work, good bye badj and others
bye steve
>>691324497
Gotta get em drunk before you roast em.
bye have a good day dom
>>691324271
What other things, I wonder?
>>691324583
bai
>>691324461
Please, come close and I'll slip some of my sausage into your mouth. I promise it'll make you feel worlds better, having my sausage in your mouth.
>>691324432
It'll be a bit longer, still have about a quarter of this bottle left.
>>691323554
Keep trying!
wew
>>691324694
Beer and sausage is pretty killer in my book. Better finish it ya slacker.
>>691324694
What if you put my sausage in your mouth too? It's only fair.
>>691324890
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>691324651
Think you'd be able to take a wild guess?
>>691325059
Bondage, perhaps?
>>691324937
This isn't even a challenge, I'm already halfway through the second one, and pretty much done with my beer (so far).
>>691324943
Only if you soak it in Vienna style beer, and put it on a pan to simmer and then brown. Then I'd gladly have your sausage in my mouth.
>>691325213
Good man you good in my book.
>>691325196
Actually, yes. I am super into that, at the moment. Good guess.
>>691325213
I'll soak my sausage in spices from around the globe then gently slip it into your wanting mouth--desperately anticipating my succulent sausage.
this world has TWO pyramids.
>>691325812
No, I think I'll pass. I'm very particular about the kind of sausages I'll put in my mouth.
>>691325723
Fun, fun! That's a favorite of mine. Like, very aggressive and domineering bondage.
I'm going to guess large balls would be one of yours?
>>691326133
It's a big, fat sausage though.
>>691326235
Post pics and I'll consider, even if the preparation isn't to my liking.
>>691326142
>very aggressive and domineering
Yes please.
And yeah, it is. I prefer girth to length and so large, hanging balls are just my style.
>>691326414
>>691326675
I've been told my balls are pretty nice. What else do you like?
>>691326694
>cut dick
Well, at least it's not the worst looking cut dick I've seen. 7/10
>>691327197
How bout' you open wide?
what's the word for descriminating between uncut and cut dicks?
>>691327899
common sense
cutfags get out
>>691327899
Smegmaphobic or edgy hipster based on your stance
I wish penises were like gecko tails
>thread start with a g/fur image
>itt retarded avatar fags talking about their lives
>inb4 hurrr durrr wunt gee furrrr go to trassh
>inb4 muh sekrit klub
This is the reason why everyone hates you
Token angry remain in EU UK Voter here.
>>691328579
Cool story brah
>>691328579
I like me
>>691328579
Made me reply, 2/10
>>691328681
Thanks do you think i could put it in a book and sell it ?
>>691328726
I would like to like you... but outside these threads or at least post some fag anthro people fucking eachother
>>691328542
so you could cut it off and it would regrow?
>>691328976
You could, but you'd probably make a loss due to publishing fees and a lack of consumer interest.
>>691328647
EU a shit though.
>>691328976
I do sometimes, but it gets so repetitive.
If I had a penny for every time I saw the same images over and over I'd have paid off my mortgage by now
>>691329236
Our government is a far worse shit that the EU kept in check.
>>691327040
Are they big, dangly balls?
Pretty much every facet of domination is what I love.
>>691329182
>not wanting the great book of shitposting
Yeah losing money
>>691329258
And posting the same crops over and over again (like the osomatsu fag) doesnt get repetitive ?
>>691329784
Yeah, but if everyone hates shitposting, why would they buy a book about shitposting?
>>691329784
No one likes the osomatsu shit
>>691329368
All of Europe is shit. But at least it's less of a shit clusterfuck now. I swear, you Europeans have a knack for electing the most incompetent, self-serving bureaucrats in the world. Like, really, it's a talent. It's a wonder how you guys will turn everything into a slow, inefficient, bureaucratic, nightmare.
>>691329137
yes
>>691330058
The problem is people voting in anti EU politicians to go attend the EU.
And then they don't bother showing up and take the fee for being part of the process.
>>691329577
I think that's subjective. They're very ordinary sized I suppose.
As do I. I especially like WS but not many are into that sort of thing.
>>691330313
Collecting money without putting in any effort? Yeah, that's what I said--bureaucracy. No amount of additional rules, regulations, or meetings is going to change the inherent nature of the bureaucracy.
>>691330425
That's actually something I've wanted to try, not that I've found anyone who's wanted to.
>>691330965
Well, they could always come up with a rule that says people have to attend all the meetings unless they have a valid reason, that'd be a good start.
If they're going to protest about the EU, they can do it in person.
And if they don't want to do that, someone else can do it instead. They certainly shouldn't be paid just because they got elected to that seat.
where would I find a guy with a big dick to fuck me in the ass?
>>691331281
Saudi Arabia
>>691331055
Fun! you should try sometime. Worst case is you find out you don't like it.
>>691331370
I'm serious though
>>691331473
If you have to ask, there's no hope.
>>691331628
I'm not asking i'm begging
>>691331275
Ah, but you can't legislate that they be productive. If you try, you will just get a bunch of half-baked, asinine policies being shat out of one of the EU's orifices.
What they should, and shouldn't be paid for is irrelevant. The reality is that you elect some incompetent moron who can game everything into his favor so he can collect substantial pay and put in little effort. That's what always happens to bloated bureaucracies like the EU.
>>691331753
All the more pathetic and hopeless.
>>691332012
just what I watn
>>691331996
Don't they already do that a lot of the time? You can legislate that they turn up, surely.
But eh, the elections for the EU are as bad as the first past the post system in the UK.
>>691332220
I can't comprehend.
>>691332460
just
>>691331374
What is WS?
>>691332768
can you guess my name it starts with a K
>>691332919
Kevin, Kyle, or Ken are all common enough.
I don't restrict myself to single guesses.
>>691333213
you are wrong
>>691333587
How unfortunate.
I guess I'll never know this insignificant fact.
>>691333901
I know your name though
>>691317252
why the ugly people losers get angry when popular people dont respect them
>>691333986
Sure thing.
I don't doubt it.
>>691334132
your name is Anonymous
>>691317252
and i have a real problem with my life iam 300 pounds but i feel like iam suppose to have alot of friends and my life was suppose to be nice and awesome but its not and make me depressed
>>691332651
watersports.
>>691317252
and iam suppose to be the hero but iam 300 pounds and i feel like i let alot of people down cause iam 300 pounds but iam suppose to look perfect
>>691334294
Wow.
Consider me impressed.
>>691334375
Aww, com'ere. Daddy'll make it better.
>>691318830
>all of that awful shit
Fucking christ, what is wrong with these people and their governments to let their own kids get abused by fucking foreigners?
>>691317252
so i dont look good for people and iam 300 pounds so iam stuck and dont look perfect for people and it depresses me caues people are sad
>>691334819
you should move to Saudi Arabia
>>691334718
and the ugly guys losers is ugly and smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly and doesnt do anything and has to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause cant hurt the popular people or attraitve loser people or people and your ugly and smell like dog shit like beyonce and your ugly and your lame
