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Found these cats in my back yard. They keep meowing.....What do?
I already have a German Shepard.....
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>>691316161
Space program
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>>691316161
make a smoothie out of them
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Feed them
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>>691316459
This
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>>691316459
yep this
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>>691316161
You have a German Shepard?

How long does it take them to learn their name? I have an 11 week old German Shepard and I'm trying to train it. I'm trying to get him to stop jumping up on shit and knocking stuff off of counters to get my attention to.
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>>691316161

Force fingers up assholes, give them something to meow about.
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What do I feed em?
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>>691316736
Their cats... they don't give a shit.
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>>691316736
Give them some milk or tuna if you have some
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>>691316736
NEET meet. Or give them ASPCA food. At the ASPCA. Where you could potentially take them.
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Bring them to a shelter or something dude. Look at them, they look sick. Feed them then go bring them to the shelter!
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>>691316760
So cats have pet cats?
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>>691316932
>Feeding strays

Do what me and pops do. Scare them away and if they come back, beat them to death with a shovel or drown them.
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>>691316963
Shuddup
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>>691316881
Milk will give them diarrhea.
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Here's the other cat. Duds names the cats
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>>691316997
Go away, hillbilly bill.
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>>691316881

>milk

NO YOU FUCKING MORON, THIS ISN'T A CARTOON.
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>>691317083
>>691317088

>dubs
>hillbilly bill

WELP.
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Bring them to a shelter, how fucking hard is that?
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>>691316404
Rolling for this
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>>691316881
Sure, give them milk. By the way, you like your diareah wet? Or are you giving them milk for the eventual, auspicious *BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*?
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>>691316161
Take them to the nearest no kill shelter
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I don't know what to do........... My German Shepard is going nuts.....
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>>691316736
Wet dog food can work as a substitute until you buy cat food
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>>691316161

NU HUWT FWUFFY
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Edge
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https://steamgifts.co/go/?id=G8jycyTKd
hh
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give them some sardines
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>>691317255
you just named a cat space program, good job faggot
kys tho
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>>691316161
let them lick your dick
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>>691317083
>>691316736
>>691316161

These are really pretty cats, I think they might be at least half-real bred cats.

You should feed them and sell them to a loving home.
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>>691316404
Roll
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>>691316161
peel and eat, not much meat but quite tasty
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space program
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>>691317951
you must be an oriental
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space
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Feed them kitten formula or kitten food. Take them to aspca or any loving home you know of
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>>691316161
pretty obvious, let your shepard decide their fate
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>>691317838
OP didn't ask for a name you fucking autist
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Give em some tuna with... YOUR CUM XD
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>>691318008
implying i'd eat dogs,
that's disgust
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>>691316881
roll
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>>691317565
this post is making me uncomfortable
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send them in space
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>>691318417
Kek this
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>>691316161
if you have any control over your dog they should be fine. we've had cats and dogs for over 20 years. even took in dogs that weren't used to cats and vice versa if you can handle your pets you can teach them to live together
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Send me the cats op. Plz no space program
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>>691318417
+1
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>>691316161
give sketties dummeh hooman
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Easy
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>>691318417
I zozled, do it op
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Give your dog away and adopt two new kittens that obviously need the help of a greater being.
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>>691318417
rolling
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obv answer..
kill them brutally and take pics
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>>691318829
gtfo nigga
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>>691318945
Fuck off nigger.
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blender.
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>>691318945
>>691318829

Originality~
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>>691318417
Cancer
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>>691316161
when the answer is in the question
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>>691316404
Space program
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I wish I could find kittens.
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>>691319260
youre fucking cancer dude, this is b not the animal shelter.. i say let the fucking dog kill them or run them over with the lawn mower
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>>691316404
roll
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>>691316161
>>691316161
>>691316161
>>691316161
>>691316161
call your local pet rescue, anything. a vet. please have empathy and dont hurt them, they can feel anything you would feel.
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>>691319650
Stop being so ~Original~ and come up with a good idea, you fucking faggot.
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>>691319650
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>>691319800
why dont you fucker? instead of juding everyone ~originality~ prick
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Op here. They keep meowing....... Help..... What do I do.....
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Ask the neighbors if someone is missing them.
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Please.. please don't hurt them. Look how scared and sad they are.
I would so give them a home.
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>>691320013
lol, can't even come up with a good reply, all you can do is point fingers and say "you too!"

No wonder no one likes you.
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>>691320135
This is b. Fuck off
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>>691320135
You keep talking and really all you're doing is encouraging him.
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Rolling for keeping them. German Shepherds tend to be good with cats. Maybe it'll treat them like it's own
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>>691320112
I'll pay u to mail em to me. Or ill fucking go get em personally.
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>>691316881
no milk cats are lactose intolerant
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>>691320368
"Hurr durr im on teh /b/ board, look at how cool i am!!!!"

Go jerk off to some traps, you faggot.
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>>691320485
Spoken like a true newfag
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>>691320368
How about I will hurt you? Maybe chop off your fingers? One by one.
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>>691320112
name him/her dubs, don't feed them the spectracide bug stop
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>>691320368
I don't remember b being all that cruel to animals.
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>>691320568
>Pointing out newfags

Smells like summer.
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>>691318417
they won't even mind the cum
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>>691320595
lol, faggot.
Muh edge.
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>>691320713
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>>691320568
Hes not wrong. You're a huge fag
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>>691320112
Pick them up and take em inside, get some small pieces of turkey and water, set the water in a bowl down where the dog won't get to them.
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>>691316161
those are some god tier cats, let them into your house and rub their tummies
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>>691320271
I dont even know what you are talking about.. are you saying my ideas of killing them are not original? or are you saying killing them is unoriginal? why are you on here judging whether or not people post are ~original~ or not. are you so ~original~ you get to be the judge. I really dont get what you are talking about. I think you are an idiot
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>>691319841
OLD FAG CONFIRMED
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>>691320112

Where are you OP? They're beautiful and I'd love cats like that. They also obviously aren't totally feral or they wouldn't chill around you like that.

They look old enough to likely be weened. They're probably hungry. Wet dog food will tied them over, dry if that's all you've got. Give them a bowl of water, too.

Run to the store and get some kitten food, both wet and dry.

If you're not confident call the local animal shelter and ask for help. Preferably non-kill, but even at a kill shelter kitties that pretty will find homes.
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I want those fine cats, ill pay you a handsome sum to have them delivered in the USA
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>>691318945
Please do that to yourself, you Islamic fag.
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>>691320112
this has to be bait right ? evne if your dog is some monster do you live in a single room house/appartment ? just keep him further away for a little while ffs. put thme ina box give them some food and that's that. if you can't keep them ask some friends and if nobody wants them take them to a no kill shelter. it's not that complicated
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>>691321442
>>691316161
Money is to be made here, OP.
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>>691321285

/b/ has always protected cats from filth like you. It's one of those things we band together for. You're either sad and edgy for the sake of being edgy or a genuine shitty psychopath.
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now everyone is kissing ass trying to look like a good person bc this is about to be on the news.. i still say fuck it! Kill those cats!
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>>691318417

The "XD" fucked it up..kys
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Take them to an Animal Shelter if their parents are not around.
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>>691316161
Kill them. Disgusting animals.
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>>691320112
OP seriously, listen.
Give them a bowl or cup of water and a bit of meat or something, google "nearest animal shelter" and you should be able to find a number to get help. Also don't ask on /b/, even Yahoo answers is better.
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>>691317083
Chicken
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give them some food dumbass
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>>691320368
Do all you want to people but fucking with harmless animals is fucked up
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>>691319650
someone needed to hit their daily edge quota to feel "alpha" i guess.
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>>691321996
Found another mudslim who is gonna get kicked from UK.
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>>691319650

You are edgier from HATRED
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They're Pedigree Ragdolls... find them a home, you can sell them for 300 quid each easy. Or be kind and keep them together (away from you gs if poss!)
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isis style beheading.
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>>691318829
Lol this made my day thanks
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Just keep them and make them wear little paper hats
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name one Pancho Alberto and name the other one George. Feed them, get them inside, and raise them to attack black people.
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>>691321885
When/where was any popular media mention ITT?
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>>691322329
Roll
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Just take them to a shelter.
Easy as that.
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I can't keep them..... My dog will rekt there shit up
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>>691322268
LMAO
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>>691321996
Bastet will visit you tonight, fag. Get ready...
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>>691322455
CANT YOU GIVE THEM TO AN ANIMAL SHELTER
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>>69132245
Ask your dog to shut the fuck up
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>>691322493
Lol you're a retard. I'm gonna kill the next outdoor cat I see just for you faggot.
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Feed them bologna
>https://steamgifts.co/go/?id=ssn9EBU2b
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>>691322455
Just keep them anyway if your dog kills them then so be it
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>>691316161
you would deny those cute little fucker food, shelter and love? what kind insensitive faggot are you?
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>>691322455
Kill the duck
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>>691322455
Let the dog fuck them up.
Post pics.
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>>691322455

Holy fuck OP, sell them or give them to animal shelter you dumb cunt
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>>691320449
this op, give them to someone who actually wants them and will treat them well
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>>691322603
wow so edge
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>>691322603
>killing an innocent animal because someone on the interwebs said something.

yes... he's the retard
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>>691317565
Control your dog
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>>691322603
Kill yourself dirty nigger
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>>691316161
Put food and water next to them but don't touch them in case they have a mother somewhere (if you do the mother might abandon them).
If you see the mother don't show up by the end of the day find them a good home.
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>>691316161
Keep them or drop them off at a shelter.
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>>691322603

Why dont you kill yourself instead of killing innocent animals? Edge lord
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>>691322455
Just look up the number for a local animal shelter and tell them the situation.
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>>691322455
Please let your dog kill them and post video.
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>>691322838
This. Please.
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>>691322838

Do this OP since you are too pussy to give your dog a beating
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>>691322603
You must be lonely do you need friends
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call the local animal shelter, those little guys will be put to sleep within a week. population control.
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>>691322828
Nah killing disgusting cats is way more fun
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Where do you live OP? if AZ I can take them. If not please take them to a no kill shelter
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>>691316161
>What do I do guys you decide
>/b/ Demands space program
>HAHA TROLED YOU SICK FUCKS AM NOT ACTUALLY DOING IT LOLL
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>>691316161
KITTIES!

Call the nearest animal shelter or rescue and be done with it.
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>>691320642
Look at the burning bird post above this one :P
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>>691322455
Spray the weed killer in their eyes.
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>>691323069

Your edge is out of control,I suggest you start killing yourself
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Ok guys. I'm going to let my German Shepard out to meet them. He's barking and going nuts. Hopefully they get along.
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>>691322815
Tbh I probably would've killed it anyway. Outdoor cats are pests.
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>>691323141
bird was not burned, just placed on burned paper
>lil legs are still pink and intact
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>>691323298
poor cats
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>>691323298
>posting same pictures 3 times
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>>691320642
You forget, we have a space program here on /b/
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>>691323298
KILL YOURSELF
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>>691316404
Roll
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MICROWAVE THE LITTLE BITCHES.
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LOL THIS THREAD IS SOOOO FUNNY LIKE XD LMAO! You guys have some good le memes? xDd XFUUUUUUUCKINNNGGGDDDDD
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>>691323298
I will advise you from experience:
no
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>>691322858
Cats are fucking disgusting pests. Nothing wrong with disposing of pests.
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>>691323298
...
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Op here!!!!

They are getting along!!!!!
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>>691323298
DON'T
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>>691323298

How retarded are you?
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>>691323512
>no picture
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>>691323298
yeah this is bait. 95% of thread giving decent solutions. and ends up doing none of them. thne chooses to do one of the dumbest options he has
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>>691323512
Pics faggot
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>>691321287
why what is the meme? Ive never witnessed a real old fag before?
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>>691323458
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>>691323447
Lol yes how you doin
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>>691318417
XD XD XDDDD!!!1!!!
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>>691323458

Get a mirror and look at it.The thing in the mirror is way disgusting than a pest.
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>>691323069
I'd rather see disgusting humans die, ie you.
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>>691323689
HEY
THATS RUCE
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>>691323689
>getting this upset over a stupid cat

Go back to tumblr
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>>691316881
cats don`t like milk the fuck ? I honestly didn`t knew this, finally learned something useful from this fucking site.
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>>691323545
Dogs and cats have had thousands of years of simultaneous domestication to adapt to each other, maybe the time it's natural for dogs and cats to interbreed is sparking here.
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>>691323458
no actually they kill pests. like rats. though to be honest even rats make great pets.
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>>691323298
do it op I'm already reporting this thread to the police, expect a knock at your door for animal cruelty soon.
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>>691323849
Me too.
Wanna fuck?
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>>691323860
i... can't even.
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>>691323939
See
>>691323632
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>>691323865
They kill off birds and severely affect the bird populations. They're pests.
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>>691323865
Not all rats
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>>691323849
cats DO like milk they just can't process it properly, but you can get milk specifically for cats which the can process. people often buy the special milk to feed kittens who's mother is dead/gone
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>>691323945
we could party drink do some blow and hire some escorts.
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>>691316459
this
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RIP OP, died because the German Shepard attacked him first
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>>691316161
>What do?

love them
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>>691316459
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>>691324016
yeah of course, i'm not saying take a rat of the streets and expect it to make a great pet. but the domesticated rats who have been with people since birth can be great.
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>>691323298
Op you're an autist
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take good care of them anon.... they are the only pussy you'll ever see
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I am a richfag. I will pay you 1000k plus shipping for both. No joke ill sedn you 50.00 in your paypal right now to believe me
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>>691324175
I never owned a cat but there was this cat that always scared the shit out of me he would climb up the second floor window, then would jump in the roof at first I thought it was some poltergeist shit I feed him a winnie, he never came back after eating it.
I really miss him he used to scare the pigeons away.
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>>691321122
this
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>>691324746
maybe his owners moved or decided to keep him indoors more. we had to do the same thing after one of ours got poisoned by some retard. now we always call them back inside everyday at 6:30 exact. they always show up nice on time
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>>691317565
TAKE THEM INSIDE NIGGA
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>>691325149
That's what happens when you're too retarded to keep your pets indoors. Outdoor cats are free game for shooting, trapping, and running over w/ my vehicle. If you actually gave a shit you'd keep them inside.
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>>691325357
yes i'm a retard for giving an animal the option for doing what it's supposed to do. not you for being a sociopath and potential serial killer within 1-3 years
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>>691325357
>outdoor cats are free game for shooting, trapping
something's really fucking wrong with you if you try to trap or shoot cats in the middle of the street.
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rip garfields autistic cousins
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>>691326357
>>691326162

Keep telling yourselves that if it helps ease your guilty conscience when your pests disappear.
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>>691316161
A big bag of cat food isn't much and it'll last months with just a bowl a day. Just let them be outdoor cats. As they grow they'll roam the nighborhood and just come at certain parts of the day.

Then you'll just have two pets who don't shed or shit in your house. That's what I'd do.
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>>691326577
the only guilt i feel now is that i didn't donate to any charity that helps mentally disabled people like you.
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>>691326162
don't fall for the b8, he's literally autistic and this is his only form of entertainment.
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>>691326838
This guy gets it
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>>691321408
Dont feed kittens dog food. Something about protein n shit.
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>>691326869
So when your cat eventually disappears, you won't take any responsibility at all. Even though you're the one who condemned the cat to death by letting it roam the streets.

Cat owners are dumb as shit.
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>>691326838
Also in the meantime put an ad online and see if anyone wants to adopt. Do the right thing op.
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>>691325149
I hope so, I need to tie my dogs at night because someone killed two I had one with an iron bar they broke his jaw and tooth we had to put him down, and they I believe poisoned the other one it was an australian shepard, it was the most defenseless dog I ever owned or knowed of he wouldn`t get out of his dog house all day long pretty timid.
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>>691319650
>this is b
god gtfo you cringey faggot
>hurr durr i am part of the organisation called /b/ and we are sick socio- and psychopaths. i hate normies because i am intellectually spuperior
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>>691327161
yes i condemned the cat to death by saving it from death as a kitten and then giving it a home where he also had acces to the outside world. i can totally see how extending it's life by many many years is worse than letting it die.
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>>691316404
Rolling
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>>691327520
And then kicking it out of your home so that it can get run over or shot or poisoned. Bravo retard. Lol
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Op here. The cats got along with my dog.
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>>691327907
whew lad
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>>691327656
yes. leaving a kittydoor unlocked = kicking out of a house. honestly i'm surprised you are intelligent enough to even form words with what you're saying.
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>>691326357
Yeah that is fucked I knew about a guy who used to run over cats and dogs, he would brag about it and laugh anyway the poor bastard was in his car got smashed by a semi truck that lost his brakes, everybody remembered he used to do that to cats also dogs I don`t believe in karma I believe sometimes life has a funny way of paying you back for what you have done in the past.
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>>691325357
wow. i'd like to see you do that in my country. if you get caught running over a cat with no sign of stopping you'll lose your license and your car. but you gotta stay edgy right anon.
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>>691327966
Responsible pet owners don't let their pets roam the streets, period. Go ahead, just don't get all pissy when you find your cat flattened on the road, or when it dies from poisoning, because that's 100% your fault.
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>>691327656
Wtf? not the same anon, but I've had outdoor cat's all my life, never have they been poisoned or shot. What kind of degenerate neighborhood do you live in?
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>>691328163
In the USA it's your fucking responsibility to take care of your pets. If you let your cat roam the streets don't act surprised when it gets run over.
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>>691328167
i've never seen such a retarded person here. so how far doe you have ot go then. if i open up a window and the cat can't get out but a stranger throws in poisoned food through the tiny crack is that my fault aswell. what if my cat gets cancder . is that my fault too ? because if i didn't let it live it never would've been able to get cancer ever right ?
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>>691328278
I hate cats, so I do the poisoning/strangling/running over myself.nthey deplete local bird populations, and if they're outside then they obviously don't have an owner that gives a shit anyway.
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No edge. Just kill them. There are too many cats around.

<joke>They are interfering with wild animal spawns and resource nodes.</joke>
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>>691328412
Your post didn't even make sense, try again retard.
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>>691328327
aaaaah you're from the US; that explains so much/ HUR DUR i want to take my m16 to mcdonalds, lets kill everything hur dur. of course you're decades behind when it comes to animal rights
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>>691328278
dumb hillbilly rednecks with guns do that shit, don't ever live in the south.
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>>691328167
Responsible Parents don't let their children roam the streets. Period. Go ahead, just don't get all pissy when you find your son or daughter flattened on the road, or when it dies from poisoning, because that's 100% your fault.
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>>691328580
I love animals. Just not your disgusting pests that you refuse to take responsibility for. If you give a shit you'll take responsibility. Why is that so hard for cat owners to understand?
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>>691328448
lol cats are pests. but disease spreading pidgeons etc are perfect pets. the fail in this post
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>>691322022
winrar
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>>691328278
He probably lives in a Meth neighborhood or the projects in the ghetto (8 ) another fag tries to kill another cat in the ghetto no girl to fuck something to kill and distract in the ghetto

that would had sounded awesome in an elvis presley voice.
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Op here. Fuck. There's another cat
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>>691328656
Yeah I would hope you wouldn't let your child play in the road. But responsibility is so absurd to you retarded cat people, you probably would let a small child play in the road. Lol
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>>691328915
That might be mama looking for her babies
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>>691328775
Cats are more often disease riddled than pigeons. And they kill a lot more than just pigeons.
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>>691328915
the fuck probably someone left them there or probably the cat mother or cat dad.
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>>691328932
yeah you heard it here people. NEVER let your children outside untill they're of legal age. or 21 in some retarded states. otherwise it's YOUR faullt as a parents and not the person who killed your child.
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>>691327907
then please keep them or give them away
those poor things probably got abandonned...
Cats are no big deal to live with, feed them, give them a space where they can shit and sleep and you're all fine. It's not like your dog. They won't even need your affection.
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>>691328915
someone left them here, or their mother died
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Hug them and pet them and squeeze them and love them forever
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>>691322022
My first cat was named chicken
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>>691329103
Taking care of a pet is more like taking care of a small child than a teenager or adult retard. Please never have kids. You're probably going to let an infant die in your hot car and then sue the fucking sun for it.

Retard. You shouldn't be allowed to take care of anything.
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>>691325357
That's what happens when you're too retarded to keep yourself indoors. Outdoor humans are free game for shooting, trapping, and running over w/ my vehicle. If you actually gave a shit you'd stay inside.
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>>691325357
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>>691327656
competing for mister edgelord 2016. how far will he go people ?
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>>691329110
This OP or you can go to facebook ask a girl if she likes cats also craiglist.
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>>691316161

>FEED THE SHEPHERD TO THEM

>FEED THEM THE SHEPHERD

>SACRIFICE THE DOG
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>>691327973
Wait... isn't that karma?
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>>691329418
There are laws against running over humans retard. I don't know where you live, but where I am it's the owners fault if their animal gets run over while frolicking the roads. Also feral cats are fair game for disposing of. And any outside cat is feral as far as I'm concerned, collar or no.
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>>691325357
That's what happens when you're too retarded to keep car indoors. Outdoor cars are free game for shooting, tire slashing and hit and runs w/ my vehicle. If you actually gave a shit you'd keep your car in a garage
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>>691329614
An animal is an animal.
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>>691329650
Again, if you fuck with my car that's vandalism. If you leave your cat outside its FREE GAME. If it happens to get run over that is your responsibility.
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>>691329614
>There are laws against running over humans retard.

so are thera gainst running over cats your inbred. if you kill a ccat here they will confiscate your car, cube it and take away your license for up to 2 years. after that you need to redo your practical and theoretical exams again to be able to get your license back.

inb4 HUR DUR not where I live, and only my laws apply, to everyone on the enitre internet.only MY laws are not stupid
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>>691329110
Cats with those eyes and fur. Picked up in a heartbeat. You could even sell them for a pretty penny.
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>>691329721
By society's laws certain animals can be killed without repercussions. That includes feral cats, and if your cat is outside it is as good as feral.
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>>691329981
You live in a retarded country. Where I live it's the owners responsibility to take care of their pets. Just because you don't want to be a responsible pet owner doesn't mean that everyone else is suddenly responsible for your shit.
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Fuck ! AND THE FUCKING DOG STILL DO NOTHING !
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>>691330161
>>691329981
>inb4 HUR DUR not where I live, and only my laws apply, to everyone on the enitre internet.only MY laws are not stupid

called it
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Dude..... The two white ones look like rag doll cats. Make craigs list ad and sell em. Those cats go for a pretty penny. We talking 500+
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sell them, you might get a couple hundred
lie about th race of the cats
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Who's society?
Society is subjective. And changes over time. Also not the owner's fault for treating an animal as an animal.
So, where's your owner?
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>>691329987
yeah they're really cute, i'd keep one or two and probably give one away or take it to a shelter he'd get adopted in a few days
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>>691330392
You want everyone else to be responsible for your animals because you're too lazy. You're an idiot. Meanwhile, I'm going to keep on killing these outdoor cats because it's completely legal, fun, and I'm helping out local bird populations. Have fun neglecting your animals.
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>>691330603
ok mister edgelord. i'm sure you will
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>>691330603
Well thing is...
Some people don't follow laws, sooner or later you're gonna kill a pet of someone who doesn.
Have fun!
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how did this thread become an argument between a retard who wants to kill animals and then blame the owner for having an outdoor pet vs reality where people actually have outdoor pets and know the risks involved?
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>>691318218
>>691318218
>>691318218
>>691318218
This.

If your doge likes the cats, keep'em. If the doge eats the cats, well, he ate the cats.
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>>691330783
isn't that pretty much how the movie John wick goes ?
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>>691330783
Doesn't matter, because, again, outdoor cats are fair game. It's completely legal for me to kill them.
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>>691330982
do you even understand what he wrote ?
what a are you going to do if the pissed off owner comes for your ass ? cry "b..b..ut it's.. legal. it's fair game.." as he curb stomps you ?
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>>691316404
This kills the cat.
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>>691330982
where do you live where it's legal to kill pets?
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>>691316672
Punish it for jumping on shit. Don't hit or kick him. Don't fight fire against fire, just raise your voice. If he jumps against your leg dont give him the attention. Turn your back to him. No eye contact and don't say anything. Praise him for even the smallest things.
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>>691330789
i kinda blame myself i'm like 95% sure it's just a troll doing it for attention because it's hard to imagine anyone being this autistic. i'm going to stop feeding
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>>691330789
Honestly the world really.
For some reasons animals can't be you know animals anymore.
Animals aren't meant for roads or cars. kinda humanity's fault at that, no PETA though, nobody blames people for accidents and me as a pet owner wouldn't.
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>>691331187
First of all, no one ever knows that it's me disposing of their pests.
Second of all, even if they did, cat owners are pissy bitches. They're not going to do anything but fucking whine about it.
And on the rare occasion that they do, I can defend myself perfectly fine.
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>>691316161
You must be new.

>Non new fags know what happen if u kill a cat on /b/
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>>691331413
i'm sure you can. 1 tip of your fedora and a slash of your katana later and you'll stand victorious.
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