Waifu claiming thread.
No one read the last edition edition.
Previous thread:
>>691303948
The rules are simple:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
Homura claimed.
Miho claimed
>>691312224
Whoa there, cowboy
>shinoa claimed ',:)
>claim
Hey everyone, I woke up super late today
>>691312421
Thanks for the bread
>>691312421
Takao claimed
>>691311521
Won't be anytime soon. You seem to have trouble with gets :^)
>>691312084
Glad to hear. Some left over Taco Bell from last night. You?
>Best idol claimed
Yozora claimed.
If dubs, becomes fluffy thread.
>>691312610
QOTT: Most fuckable waifu?
QOTT: who has the worst waifu?
>ITT: Autistics
>>691312837
>ITT: just australian Megu
>>691312788
Chen.
>>691312756
Chen.
>>691312788
Everyone but me.
Alternative answer is Akiko.
>>691312554
>So close
>>691312615
Yo
>>691312756
Any with dat booty.
>>691312788
No one.
>>691312663
Moonpie
>>691312610
kitty
>>691312615
Amatsu
>>691312788
No one
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>691312906
H-hello again!!
>>691312756
I want to impregnate Syndra anon
>>691312651
You seem to forgotten that this thread is where we all get our gets ',:^)
>>691312679
Wew lad no
>>691312756
>>691312788
>
>>>691312837
I'd give you 5 weeks before you switch to a new waifu
>>691313019
I know :(
Maki get
>>691312679
Posting fluffy anyway.
>>691312756
>>691312788
>>691312837
Ur mum.
>>691312873
Milk Drinker.
>>691313041
Fluffy Hair.
>>691313164
Hello frenemy
Akiko claimed
IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
But in all seriousness, I gotta tone down being a dick
>>691312788
Obviously that Homura faggot
Saber claim
Here to claim. That is all.
>>691312756
Holstaur or Syndra
Hello
>>691312084
That was a good joke, I laughed I admit
>>691312440
That's good
>>691313204
Now i want some more chocolate milk!
>>691313179
I'll make a counter.
>>691313015
I don't have as many nekos as I'd like to have to circlejerk with you.
>>691313179
You seem to forgotten that you're shit at gets ,:^)
>>691312756
I want to smear my sea man all over Miho face
>>691313055
Checked
>>691313164
Waddup
>>691313179
Soon.
>>691313270
>Gotta tone down being a dick
>that Homura faggot
>>691313388
Checked
>>691313204
-Slow claps-
>>691313019
Hey Yozora, how's life?
>>691313041
Yuuko
>>691313164
DAB
A
B
>>691313179
Lil' smug
>I'd give you 5 weeks before you switch to a new waifu
A boat-girl? :^)
>>691313462
Use the ass.
>>691313654
D A B
A
B
>>691313654
>A boat-girl? :^)
The unbreakable cycle.
>>691313512
Is okay.
>>691313654
Hey Amatsu you doing better?
>>691313270
>gotta tone down being a dick
>Obviously that Homura faggot
>>691313179
smug
>>691313830
I still have a bunch of them but repeating them every thread is no fun. How is your day going?
>>691313270
I say keep it up. It's a good reminder that even though we're mostly friendly here, we gotta remember we're on 4chan. Let alone on /b/
>>691313354
Hello saber
>>691313478
One day, little demon
>>691313569
>
>>691313644
>dubs
Sooooo
>>691313654
Lil ship
Possibly :^)
Maki get
>>691313964
Gorgeous
Cirno claimed!
>>691313270
I'm kicking you out of the bus.
>>691313252
F-frenemy?!
>>691313452
Have you practiced playing the bass lately? Or have you been just eating cakes. What is your favorite cake?
>>691313644
I slept really late and had ice cream for breakfast. You?
>>691313654
Terrible.
Aint nothing like being broke during the Steam Summer Sale.
>>691313976
Fail
Let me show you how it's done
>Check these trips
>>691313462
Do it.
>>691314189
>but anon thats where i poop from
Dio-sama...
>>691313976
>>691312756
konata
>>691312788
Akiko
>>691313270
nah you should keep doing it :^)
>>691313970
Pretty good, I'm drinking some red wine because I'm at someone's party and smoking from time to time.
How about you?
I don't have many picutres on phone so I'll just repost them every thread, who gives a fuck, at least we're talking.
Present.
>>691314340
Nom nom nom
>>691313746
Nice dab, too bad I'very got none..
>>691313793
Maybe the cycle can be broken, who knows?
>>691313853
Hey Tsun, I'm doing much better now~
How are you?
>>691313976
Definitely :^)
>>691314264
I know that feel... I've got no money for it too
>>691313164
Hello again.
>>691313452
Hey Mio.
>>691313654
>Who are you? Snake...? It's not you... Is it?
How's it going man?
>>691313976
>Not even close to trips
>One off from dubs
You're proving my point.
>>691314189
I slept really late and had 3 bowls of Frosted Flakes for breakfast.
Other than that, I'm lurking this thread while I manage my PoS in EVE.
>>691314368
Heyo
>>691314646
This is now a feels thread.
>>691314454
Understandable, red wine is classy, you're making me want to drink some for dinner. I hope you're enjoying yourself at the party but the fact that you bother to check here once in a while doesn't make me very confident about that.
And yea no worries about the pics <3
>>691314646
It will count as half-broken if he changes to a random waifu that isn't a ship.
>>691314644
>>691314159
Someone shouldn't be in there...
Xenovia claimed
>>691314887
1 off Trips.
>>691314861
Boob hug
>>691314159
I'm gonna be on that bus. One day.
>>691314264
Talk about failure
>>691314395
Hm?
>>691314646
It's kinda scary knowing megumins actually turned to ships/boats
>>691314659
I told you on trying and I'll get it one day!
>>691314861
>>691315055
>
>>691314646
I'm doing pretty good thank you
I'm thinking about downloading Kancolle sometime soon
Jinx claimed
Play of the game was literally Torbjorn afk in base
Gotta love this game
>>691313644
>>691313964
>
>>691313976
Yeah, but still I shouldn't do it all the time. Gotta let you guys know I appreciate you in a normie kind of way too
>>691314159
>Hand
>Tats
Fuck man
>>691314453
And you should keep your shitty opinions to yourself
I'm just here claiming Megumin and NOT switching
>>691315183
>
>>691315183
I'm starting a counter, I'm sick of being called a season fag.
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>691315191
You dont need to download it.
>>691314659
>Kept you waiting, uh?
I'mean doing alright~
Just woke up super late. What about you?
>>691314831
I shouldn't have bought games this month.. I should've waited!
>>691314854
Kek
Maybe he'll simply leave?
>>691315183
Megumins are bound to turn into ships, gotta make that firepower into warships
:^)
>>691315191
Hope you'll be able to make it work, I can'tell play the game ;-;
>>691315217
>yet
>>691315055
The best type of hug.
>>691315183
Seems you've got your own source>>691315282.
>>691314864
Better?
>>691314854
We are just listening to music, pretty boring right now, everyone is checking their phone so I said why not.
You have good observation skills, if I may say.
<3
>
>>691314887
If it wasn't for her being all lustful for issei, she'd be my favorite
>>691315191
Im having troubles last night ;_; will fix it up later today
>>691315195
True true
>>691315282
>
>>691315217
It's what the other 3 said
>>691315386
Kek I think the counter is shizuru's job
>>691315514
Ayeeeee I like that. All that explosive magic gotta go somewhere
>>691315522
I know :p
>>691315587
Much better.
>>691315522
Hugs
>>691315195
Tats is just afk unless he got run over by a crazy brit bong driver.
>>691315514
That's also an option.
>>691315609
Wait how could you tell that through the internet? I consider that I have decent observation skills IRL but that's because I'm almost just a spectator.
>>691315763
>>691315763
>ifunny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNicFXGIxYQ
>>691315824
Soft and warm.
>>691315947
>flop
>>691315947
pic source?
>>691315183
I-I was just warming up!
Check em
>>691315195
>>
>>691315217
Switch imminent
>>691315514
At least I have some good friends on steam.
>Free cheap shit
>>691315587
>tfw I have to walk
>>691315763
Fixed it for you
>alt shinoa
What're you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSCkOEGkZFU
>>691315947
>
>>691315976
I keep telling my self to crop it out lmao
>>691316164
64. Nice!
>>691316163
High school dxd
>>691316284
Thanks!
>>691316138
>>691316163
>strike witches
>>691315913
A cute spectactor.
I dunno, I just felt that you're that kind of human.
>>691315763
Exactly! Now the megumin can make more than 1 explosion per day~
>>691315913
I'm betting on that
>>691316164
I'm jealous...
>>691316372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ky1td3_6LY
>>691316408
>>691315947
Cont.
>>691315763
IT BEARS THE MARK OF HERESY
>>691316408
I'm just gonna kms.
>>691312931
:(
>>691312976
:O
>>691313019
>>691313041
^-^
>>691313179
Answer the question
>>691313204
oh my
>>691313270
D:
>>691314453
ö
roll
>>691315217
>claiming Megumin
>NOT switching
my sides
>>691315763
Well I do love this place and most of it's people. The thing is I just know there's a point where people start doubting wether or not my insults are genuine and I'm not just a prick. So I tone it down every now and then out of respect
>>691315913
Wasn't Tats locked up somewhere for a while? I wonder how he's doing
>>691316164
I wish I had a cat gif but closest I got is gif related
>>691315183
Won't be today though ,:^)
>>691315514
>Follow me, Big Boss.
Alright is better than bad. Pretty good, didn't feel like running today so kinda just lazing around.
>>691316372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYm3-QF7F5Y
>>691316408
I'm still confused as to why I haven't masturbated to this gif yet. I definitely could, I have a good imagination.
Why are you such assholes towards me?
>>691316703
Because you post thumbnails
>>691316703
We're still on /b/, never forget that.
>>691316508
That's such a cute image
>>691316703
I lost track of which anon was which.
>>691316703
Does one need a reason to insult a loli?
>>691316703
I was kidding.
I love you.
Marry me.
>>691316639
This one is a gif too, but it didn't save correctly :(
>>691316508
I got hoes.
>>691315195
will do :^)
>>691316609
;p
roll
>>691312421
On phone so can't get access to good picture but Rin best waifu
Is Tatsuta claimed?
>>691316786
I'll continue doing so.
>>691316508
I swear you megumins are truly demonic despite looking cute. What's yer big plan?
>>691316372
https://youtu.be/XD--Nn4BCPA
>>691316537
>
>>691316576
I see
Don't!
>>691316609
Idk my dude. I like all here
>>691316639
Fair point. But isn't conversing with those you insulted after or before good enough?
>>691316644
>dub dub
Fuck you
>>691316645
O
>>691316703
I'm not. The rules is also to insult other waifus
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>691316372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGtEH1i78sI&index=2&list=RD7jTgkTEDDog
>>691317059
not in this thread.
I'm going somewhere, I won't be back until Sunday.
Bye.
>>691317236
>>691316645
There's probably better Shinoa material out there for that.
>>691316842
>never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeldZLmj1_E
>>691316639
That's a meme, anyone who leaves waifu got arrested. He is in Oxford doing random lectures or whatever for three months but it's odd that he isn't doing his small visits since he had internet in his hotel.
>>691316609
:-9 You need to improve your smiley game >:)
>>691316435
Seems like you're better at understanding me than I expected.
>random info
Today my boxers have matching colors with my t-shirt.
>>691317038
°•°
roll
>>691317051
Her handjobs must be spectacular
>>691317236
Alright, I won't.
Just for you.
>>691317331
Baby come back..
>Check em
Tenryuu claimed
It's so warm outside and my fucking chocolate bars are melting in shady, cool places.
I hate summer
>>691317331
Bye Galky. Have fun!
>>691316644
>got no quotes I can think of
True, I'm feeling the same, don'the feel like riding today
>>691316961
And such a cute gift
>>691317022
Consider me jealous
A anon got gifted the S.T.A.L.K.E.R bundle yesterday..
>>691317236
Are we? I just switched because I like Amatsu better
Following my heart <3
>>691317629
Just as good as getting head from Mami.
>>691317331
Have a good one.
>>691317649
37C here, summer is fucking trash.
Kill me.
>>691317649
Hello
>>691317236
>I'm not. The rules is also to insult other waifus
>Mainly directs his insults towards myself instead.
Top cunt
>>691317331
Make sure that you do come back.
>>691317649
Put them in the freezer.
>>691316609
fucking konata
>>691316703
Because you're a living meme.
>>691317236
Haha, you see what I mean? Get fucked faggot.
>>691317331
See ya around.
>>691317649
>Melting chocolate bars
I'm sorry for your lose, Doc.
>>691317707
Looks like you have the vocal parasite :^)
Just one of those days I suppose.
Doctor Who
>>691317469
>random info
That's so cute.
<3
I
People usually don't underatand you?
Im all black.
From head to toe
Except for skin.
>>691317649
Put them in the fridge.
>>691317707
Now you can Cheeki your Breeki all year.
>>691317781
kek
>>691317826
Summer is the best season though.
Everyone leaves and I get the house to myself.
Everyone except for the Cockroaches..
Fuck summer.
>>691317415
>
>>691317629
You don't have to my dude
>>691317649
My second favorite season. Tie with winter
>>691317707
That's an adorable reason
>>691318025
Hm? I'm trying to find the difference with you and other megu
>>691318324
Hmmph!
>>691318210
I want to fuck you
>>691317469
P:
3:
_
>>691317826
22°C is still too warm, atleast for the coast here.
>>691318137
I don't have space there anymore
>>691318324
I know. But i have a lot of cooled drink now, which is okay.
>>691318424
Not enough space
>>691318490
Winter is best season
>better freezing than sweating
>>691318669
>Not enough space
its a fucking candy bar
>>691318490
>Inb4 HURRRRR THEYRE DA SAME HURRR MEGUMEME HAHAHAHA XDDDDDDDDD
I was completely out of the thread, whoops. I may have missed replies
>>691318490
Bro
>>691317707
following your heart and becoming a heretic
>>691317529
roll
<3
>>691318669
>Tfw 108°F is average where I am
Fuck summer
>>691318595
°~° °×°
°=° °^°
¡^¡ `^`
>>691318757
This
>>691318777
>>691318490
Lewds now.
>>691318324
I better shut up then :^)
Yup
>>691318424
He gifted it to another anon, I can't cheeki my breeki
>>691318490
Right~?
>>691314189
Cake. I love cake, but it could be better. I haven't enjoyed cake that much lately.
>>691314659
Hello!
Niggas complaining about baby heat :p
>>691318998
Those are weeb emoticons, I'm American
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