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The U.K. did it, now it is time for Texas to follow dads lead!!
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>>691309828
Texas? Those goat fucking hillbillies would go broke in just a matter of days.
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#TEXIT
The CSA is the only solution to leftism.
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>>691309988
Texas gives more in federal tax than it takes.
And Texas only has a growing economy because of its corporate tax rate and comparatively little regulation.
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>>691309988
>>691309828
Too true, even with our supposed high revenue when compared to other states. Besides, I'm sure the second that Texas would leave it would become a democratic-theocracy and get invaded by Mexico or some shithole.
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>>691309828
Learn 2 history. Texas joined because they were broke. They have such huge social programs now that the case has not changed. 50 million people on welfare would starve or chimp completely out.
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>>691310352
Lol no.
A Texas militia can easily take on Mexico.
And there would be no theocracy you retard.
You must be Europoors, thinking texans fuck goats, and that they're religious zealots.
If texans were to fuck a farm animal, it would be pigs or horses. Goats are very old world animal.
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>>691310415
Too many guns for a proper chimp out m8. It would be ugly.
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>>691310415
>Implying entitlement and social program reform isn't a driving force behind succession.
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>>691310640
You're ba-a-a-a-ad!

You still fuck goat tho.
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>>691310925
Europe please.
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>>691310748
Why are guns and a chimpout mutually exclusive?
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>>691310640
>A Texas militia can easily take on Mexico

Explain how a texas milita can take on the mexican military along with cartels backing the Mex Army.
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>>691311151
When the first stone is cast, the nigger is put down.
Niggers chimping out don't want to die, they want to loot.
Niggers have so much more fear than whites, and niggers have no morals.
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>>691310640
All Texans have a horse too, right?

Most those Cowboys do have the big ass mini sombrero hat and scaly animal boots.
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>>691311400
Well, for one thing, the Cartels would not work alongside the Mexican government.
For another, Nato would get involved in any attempted land grab.
And another, you seriously don't seem to understand the American people.
The mexican military is a joke, and the cartels are a joke.
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>>691311404
That's some scary shit right there.
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>>691311436
Lol wtf. Stereotype much.

...but we all have a pair of them thar boots.
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>>691309828
The real way of texas seceding is
To create individual smaller states (Texan Constitution and the right of Texas to create smaller states)(at least more than half amount of the 50 states, which is 26)
Go to congress and create an amendment
Change constitution that Texas can secede
Voila, Texas the country
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If the EU is anything like the US, they'll send an Army into Britain and force them back in.

They will then claim that the Brexit was illegal, and it's not a voluntary union.
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>>691311436
>scaly animal boots.
lol, you mean Cowboy Boots?
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>>691312189
BLIGHTY WILL RISE AGAIN!
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>>691312189
Russia and the US seem like the type to pull that shit.
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>>691312159
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_divisionism
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>>691312159
>Amending the constitution for secession
>Acting as if the Supreme Court will uphold it
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>>691311647
>Well, for one thing, the Cartels would not work alongside the Mexican government.

explain why? They have so many ins with the government its crazy.Not to mention they can have an easier way to get drugs into America with a huge boarder if texas is taken.
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>>691312241
Yes those! Made of snake and lizard flesh.
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>>691310790

>succession

All credibility lost.
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>>691310640
>A Texas militia can easily take on Mexico.
fucken lol'd

Fat muricans vs an army that is constantly in conflict and also backed by the cartels which already has strongholds in texas

get real m8
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>>691312459
The Supreme Court would probably rule the Amendment unconstitutional.
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>>691312574
I think he meant "Secession" or however the fuck you spell it.
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>>691310640
Mexifag here, I'll personally beat the living shit out of any pocho (Mexican-American) that even suggests making any move on Texas, independent or not. You can keep your square dancing hellhole all to yourselves.
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>>691311647
>And another, you seriously don't seem to understand the American people.


Texas isnt America anymore...well US.Texas WILL have an exodus of people getting the fuck out.You will still have people but many will leave and experimental move like this...people like comfortably and predictability.Not to mention the military would be cut down to Nat.Guard for who stays and the FEDs WILL take back any ammunition and arms and tanks and such.

If Texas tries to keep the armaments they will be sanctioned and crumble.
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>>691312808
Then quit sending asshats across the Rio.
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>>691312620

lmao ya fat Americans

pic related

fucken lol'd
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>>691312709
>The Supreme Court would probably rule the Amendment unconstitutional.
TEXAS HAS RIGHTS BECAUSE IT WAS A COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!\
FREAKIN NATIONALISTS
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>>691312808
this guy gets it
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>>691312918
>implying USMC will support a "free" texas
dafuq
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>>691312808
Ha, pocho. I've fucked up too many Mexifags to count for calling me that. Fucking Mexicans can't fight unless they gang up on you, bunch of pussies.
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>>691312936
>TEXAS HAS RIGHTS BECAUSE IT WAS A COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!\

Ah, yes, just like the CSA and Bear Republic California. Retard.
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>>691312918
>Triggered this easily
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>>691312808
stfu and get back to building our wall Paco.
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>>691313058
Sure they will. 20% of them are from Texas anyway.
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>>691312731

I'm aware of what he meant. The point is if he thinks he is intelligent enough to have a discussion about secession he should be able to spell it properly.

Only idiots make a mistake like that and idiots have no credibility because, they are idiots.
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Texas can never secede because it belongs to the United States of America
>we won war against the south
>we annexed you in turn for protection against mexifags
>you signed a never ending treaty with us
>Texas can never survive in its own
>Texas is full of desert and doesn't have much GDP
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>>691313058

No I am implying that any US force would take a massive dump on anything Mexico.
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>>691309988
You're thinking of places like West Virginia, Ark, Oakla, etc.
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Mexico would immediately annex Texas. ...probably by force.
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>>691312916
Yes, let me write to el presidente and inform him we now give fuck what traitors and cowards think...
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>>691312620
Greatest stupid comment on the thread. Kek!!!!
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>>691313519
Louisiana & Mississippi. Hellholes that make Mexico look like Abudabi
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>>691313152
Doesn't mean they will at all.20% gonna risk the future of them and their family on a single state experiment in independence? doubt it.
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>>691312620
Go kill your self. Typical Eurotrash.
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>>691313651

>traitors and cowards
>Nobody wants to live in that shithole you call a country.

Why is that?
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>>691313058
Texas alone, makes up 40% of the US military. Dumbass. Get out of your moms basement.
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>>691313465
>not realizing that leaving the US would render support from US military a nonfactor...
>being this stupid
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One the one hand, what possible benefit would we get from secession, but on the other hand, it would be pretty rad to just stop paying my student loans
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Texas is mostly fat lazy latinas they won't do shit
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>>691313924
enlisted soldiers wouldn't be sent home just cause their shithole wants to leave the US you know...

So those 40% would still belong to the US.
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>>691313924
>implying they would stay in that traitorous fuckface state

Would you risk your family and your futures on one state backing out of the USA? doubt it.
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>>691313443
Texas is the only self sufficient state in the union. Go read a book, dumbass.
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Fucking funny how americans instantly get so mad when you don't preach american supremacy. Get your head out of your arses lol
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>>691309828
God I hope so, I've been saying for years we need to beat those assholes into the ground and cut their state into two or three pieces
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>>691314120
Seeing as how Texas is a self sufficient state, yes. Yes I would. And there's nothing traitorous about throwing off the shackles of an oppressive government. I'm loyal to my own, long before I'm loyal to you.
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>>691313924
>Texas alone, makes up 40% of the US military
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>>691313938

>not realizing the point I was trying to make
>not realizing that American military members are not fatasses who would lose to Mexico
>not realizing I just chose a picture at random of the military
>not realizing that even in the event of a Texas secession in fantasyland the US military wouldn't intervene
>stop trolling
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>>691314483
Laugh all you want to. You wouldn't be laughing if you did the research on it though. Sorry to burst your little bubble.
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>>691314129
We got New york (Economy)
We got D.C. (Politics)
We got Virginia (Marines)
We got Georgia and South Carolina (Army)
We got Colorado (Air Force)
We got North Dakota, South Dakota, and Alaska (Oil)
We got Florida (NASA)
We got California (Tech industry)
It's not about self sufficiency, it's about Union Sufficiency. One alone can't win, Unity is the key.
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>>691314369
As a Texan myself, I can agree that many of us would want to separate Austin and the rest of the state.
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>>691314612

stationing troops in bases in Texas does not make them owned by Texas
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>>691314129

Source?

>>691314477

>I'm loyal to my own
>Wants to secede.

k
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>>691314477
lol and you think you are just gonna leave? the US will sanction your ass over ANYTHING.You will crumble as no nation dares trade with you...We will call you little Palestine.
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>>691314369
Watch out! Keyboard warrior over here. Lol
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>>691314634
Fuck your Union. It's draining the real backbone of this country. BTW, we got NASA, a system of gov, oil, and all that other shit too. Lmmfao. Typical.
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>>691314748
Others will follow. It'll be the union that crumbles. Not us.
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>>691314958
>BTW, we got NASA, a system of gov, oil, and all that other shit too.
>we got NASA, a system of gov, oil, and all that other shit
>NASA, a system of gov, oil
>a system of gov
>system of gov

NO FUCKIN SHIT!
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>>691309828
I agree.

It'd be fun to be able to legally kill as many of those pig fucking faggots. Now that's a war I'd sign up for. Fuck texas.
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>>691314958

>Texas secedes.
>gets fucking rektd by the US military.
>leaders deposed and killed
>Texas is a state again

This is how your little fantasy would play out.
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>>691315047
once your sanctioned to hell no one will.Not to mention have fun fighting mexi-cartels 24/7
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>>691315159
Well you clearly didn't know that. Lol.
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>>691315272
Tough guy in mommys basement. Kek!
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>>691313061
Mexicans hate you. Americans hate you too, you'll never bee one of them. Enjoy your life in prison "fighter"

>>691313123
I thought we were only paying for it... You're not getting a tip with that attitude Bubba
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>>691309828
It's gonna happen sooner or later.
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>>691314958
LOL implying you would get to keep NASA.Have fun being steamrolled over NASA.
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>>691315321
America will never invade. Fucking idiot. That's just what you wished would happen cause you're a butt hurt little faggot. Lol
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>>691315321
but but but in their fantasy world, US military bases in texas would suddenly become part of the Texas military, personnel and equipment.
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Why don't we just let them have their fun, so that we can watch this happen:
>Texas breaks off
>Mexico invades, or US invades
>Texas RIP and is forced into Mexico or the US
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Are you faggots going to do something or just post Polandball pictures?
I'm impressed the britfags had the backbone to actually vote for their change.
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>>691315526
>>691315463
>>691315439
UN and NATO will protect Texas if it successfully secede
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>>691315431
Ok faggot
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>>691314043
fuck nicely though.
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>>691315645

not even the same thing.

Now if Scotland Ireland and Wales vote to leave UK...then you have a point
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>>691315851
Looks like your brain stopped working. Hahaha
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>>691314638
ok, I'll wave to you from the border.
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>>691315649
>un and nato

u.s. IS the un and nato
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>>691315570
Come and take them. We dare you. But you won't. You're a little pussy. And you know it.
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>>691313465
By all means, conivince yourself 27 million can beat 130 million... We won't touch Texas, once a traitor always a traitor. You people want to separate from the US? By all means go ahead, don't let us get in the way, it's only the filth that grows up in YOUR ghettos that wants Texas back in Mexico... They don't speak for us and we don't care for them. Now if you want to make a gift of it minus the population I'm not saying we wouldn't consider that...
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>>691315526

Why wouldn't they? The US government has invested far too much in Texas to simply let it go.

Fucking troll I dare you to ignore my post you rancid swine.
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>>691315431
>>691315851
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>>691316026
And yours is filled to capacity with cum, silly faggot
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>>691314710
yes too it does.
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>>691316199
i'll kick your ass irl
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>>691313533
No, we wouldn't. We are a pacifist country. In terms of international relations at least.
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>>691309828
>Texas secedes
>Thinks is most badass state since south carolina.
>Rest of USA be like... 'meh'
>Texas gets invaded by Mexico.
>Rest of USA be like... 'meh'
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>>691310334
Texas is an astonishingly crooked hellhole inhabited by filthy murder-happy traitor-sympathizing animals than should be firebombed into an unlivable wasteland.
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>>691316211

>it's only the filth that grows up in YOUR ghettos that wants Texas back in Mexico

Why the fuck would anyone want Texas to be a part of Mexico.

Mexico is a fucking shithole.
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>>691315526

>America will never invade

Pretty sure that's what they were saying in the south 150 years ago
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>>691316236
Somebody got triggered fast. Lmoa.
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Please oh please Texas leave. You can take your inbred cousins Mississippi, Alabama, and Arkansas with you too
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>>691310415
>50 million
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>>691316369
Sure you will. (sarcasm)
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>>691316480
Yeah, in fantasy land.
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>>691316199
yeah, because it's not like as soon as it seemed semi-realistic they wouldn't pull out all valuable military assets from the state. Or is there going to be a sneak attack where the whole state suddenly realizes today we go to war. And the US military has no warning.
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>>691314638
Two Texas!
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>>691316199

There's no need to take them since they already belong to the US government you little pussy.

Enjoy getting fucked up within your own state.
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>>691316527
>Mexico > texass
>Mexicans > texans
Fuck texas
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I think you guys are only comparing the army sizes and strengths, whereas the population of Texas is HEAVILY armed. Their gun laws are very loose, so almost everyone has one. That's a LOT of people who are willing to fight against the U.S.
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>>691316528
Actually it wasn't. And it was the confederacy that lost. We should've never joined up with them.
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>>691316772

but you're wrong though
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>>691316762
Keep dreaming little guy.
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>>691314958
This is what happens when you win a war and don't fucking beat the defeated into submission...
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>>691316772
Speak when you have the smallest form of anything good in your shithole of a 'country.'
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>>691314612
That explains why our American hero's are so fat.
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>>691309828
WE SOME TRILL ASS NIGGAS. WITH RESPECT AND FAMILY FOLKS. WE AINT ABOUT THAT BULLSHIT DOWN HERE IN TEXAS. come dine with that bullshit . BET THAT FITTY CAP GONE GET KNOCKED. REAL NIGGAS DO REAL THANGS DOWN HERE... NUN BUT RESPECT FOR EACHOTHER AND EVERY RACE... BLACKS MEXICANS AND WHITES. WE ALL BANG THAT R.E.D. KNOMSAYINNNN GIVE EM TO EM ZOO
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>>691316992
Spoken like a true DC cocksucking tyrant. Well done.
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>>691312620
>This is literally what people said about the US in the 18th Century, and Vietnam in the 20th
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>>691315321
I swear this has happened before
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>>691317133
And they were right.
Obviously.
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>>691316979

wtf are you even talking about?

Most bases are self sufficient, at least for awhile. Why would they automatically betray the government that employs them and join Texas?

Do you even military bro?
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>>691317300
Thing is... Vietnamese aren't bucktooth redneck cousin-fuckers.
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>>691316445
Go back to Mexico you border jumping bean
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>>691316791
ok, So a bunch of untrained (maybe former military or police) people with a collection of guns decide to take on the whole of the US military? I mean really. This "militia" will not be using standardized equipment, Where will they get ammo? Walmart? They won't have access to aircraft or military vehicles. Seriously what advantage do texans have?
I think you are assuming "we have guns" = "we can fight a war" You need more than that dude. You need good logistics which would be non-existent in the TEXAN ARMY
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>>691317405
They'd be surrounded. Out numbered. And out gunned. They can die in the bases of they want. Fine with us.
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>Texas threatens to leave
>BCS threatens to cut texas schools out of CFB
>Texas back
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>>691316186
>Nigel

Its the little things... kek
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>>691317215
Or no one cares and Texas does what the fuck they want because no one cares about texas
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>>691316979
What military assets are organic to the Texas government?

What military assets are organic to the federal government within the state of Texas?
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>>691317588
>Outgunned
Nigger, it's the U.S. army fighting cousinfuckers with 0.22s.
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>>691317133
You gonna fight a guerrilla war in Texas? And warfare has changed quite a lot since the 18th fucking century topkek

U w0t m8?
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>>691317617
Ha, way too true.
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>>691316791
And how many of those are Mexicans? I think the point for them was being a part of the US, they'll just stand back and shoot you all in the back while the yanks do the mop up. Then Texas will be an hispanic state... Except for the wives and duaghters you leave behind...
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>>691317617
truer words, man
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>>691317588

Surrounded and outnumbered perhaps.

Out gunned? No.

What will your rifles and pistols do to aircraft and tanks bud?

Meanwhile big daddy US government is knocking on your door with more of the same.
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>>691317584
I wasn't saying we wouldn't steamroll these redneck cocksuckers, but they would put up a bit of a fight. Just because they don't have strategy doesn't mean they can't pull a trigger. Plus, if they ever got organized with how many weapons they did have, it would take longer than proposed to fight that war.
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>>691317901
AND, mercy will be out the window at this point. If you're threatening to kill the US soldiers and take over their bases, you best believe we're sending our best shit to make sure you never start a rebellion again.
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>>691317584
America wouldn't invade. It would be put up to a vote. That's just as stupid as saying that France will invade the U.K. now that it left the EU. If you people think Texas is so worthless, why would you go to war to keep it? Dumbasses.
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>>691309828
If they do, we'll just invade them and reannex them. Like, shit, most of them are Mexican anyway and I highly doubt that those beanbags are going to fight for Texas.
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>>691318156
For the future, dumbshit. It's called setting an example, and we already did it once. We can't just have states leaving left and right be cause they have their wittle feewings huurt
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>>691318146
That's right. mercy would be out the window of your foreign troops are threatening to kill Texas citizens who legally left the Union after it was put to a democratic vote.
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>>691318156

derp because France didn't build the UK and hasn't invested in it. Those situations are not comparable.

>2016 and not understanding how things work
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>>691309828
And nothing of value will have been lost
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>>691310640
You can't even keep out illegals and dealers and you already have a wall.

Between the infrastructure, education, regulation, and policing; the miserable hellhole that is Texas is what things look like when libertarians run the show.
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>>691317521
how do you know he isn't already in mexico? Oh yea the internet connection...
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>>691317954
Nope, It would be like a day.
Every asset in Texas is a US asset. Texas couldn't just use them because the stuff is in Texas. It would be a few hundred thousand (MAX) dudes with rifles vs trained army, air support, everything. They'd all die in an afternoon.
Also fuck you we're not all rednecks here.
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>>691318421
Not legally according to US laws, and by our laws, you're revolting against the Union. Fucker, you better get prepared for an invasion.
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>>691318156
France can't invade shit. They'd probably give up before crossing the channel.
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>>691318390
But you'll murder people you claim are you countrymen because you got all butt hurt after the joined your club, found out it sucked, and then wanted to leave. Lol. What an idiot. I lost to your comment. Thanks for that.
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>>691318421

Pointing a gun at a military member instantly takes you out of the citizen category and places you in the combatant category. Which means you will be shot on sight.

Besides, what vote? You think the US would ever vote to let Texas secede?

Get real kiddo.
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Texas je srbija
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>>691318315
\thread
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>>691318563
Naw. We're good. You guys are all talk and no follow through these days. Not too worried.
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>>691318156
Oh, I thought we were assuming revolution or something. Mainly because that ever coming up for a vote would never happen.
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>>691313156
>>691312574
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>>691318556
Still cocksuckers. Besides, the US would be a bit hesitant to just mass slaughter their, technically, own citizens. They would be massively criticized, and many people would be questioning the methods of the US' way to conduct war. Although it may be efficient, it is bloody.
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>>691318792
I wouldn't put my money on that.
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>>691312367
We call it The Civil War.
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>>691318509
show some respect.
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>>691318483
Texas built Texas. Dumbass.
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Go ahead and try it OP. Conquering Texas would actually be a hell of a lot easier than what we did to Iraq lol.

Same concept except you are not half way around the world and Texas has zero military.
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>>691318787
Yeah, about that... Well, you see, we don't give a shit about ISIS or whatever happens in goatfucker country. We just happens with what happens with us if it affects us, and if Texas decided to just split one day, you bet your fuckin' ass there'd be major consequences.
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>>691318673
Went over your head little guy. Go sit back down and play Hello Kitty.
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>>691319052
Mexico built Texas, technically.
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>>691311400

1 Ranger, 1 riot.

Do not mess with Texas.
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>>691318846
It's not gonna be the whole state. It's gonna be like a few hundred thousand good ol' boys. That are now classified as enemy combatants.
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Once a dirty bomb goes off in Chicago, DC, and NYC, things will change.
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>>691318837

My point is valid but ok.

>>691318846

Why would the US just slaughter everyone? They would only kill people who were fighting against them.

>>691319052

This is just plain wrong.
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>>691318929
I would. I'll put fall my 2016 tuition at Texas state on it.
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>>691319380
I, as you, have also bought this on Steam.
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>>691312808
7-Nil Juan
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>>691319205

Explain it then smart guy.
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>>691319420
I mean they still wouldn't kill everyone fighting against them. (I was stating they WOULDN'T mass slaughter people) Because they would pretty much rather take them as POW's even thought it costs more. This would make the citizens of the Union actually happy.
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Forget how the media would make it a shit storm if one civilian dies. Not clean cut as invade
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>>691319271
No it didn't. Lmmfao. The only thing Mexico built was a few mud forts and churches back in the 1830s. Fucking wow. Just wow. FYI, the Mexican population at that time wanted Texas to be its own nation too. Learn some history dumbass.
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>>691319271
Technically it was
Spain
France
Mexico
Republic of Texas
USA
CSA
and then USA again
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>>691314638
Fuck off, dude.

512 Forever!

Also we have Willie Nelson on our side.
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>>691319638
You're too dumb. It's a waste of time.
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>>691319663
If Texas secedes, the media's probably going to be a bit influenced by the US, speaking that's it's the US who has the money to. The media would just be bought off.
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>>691315526
They already have invaded.

Learn to Jade Helm.
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>>691319731

>The only thing Mexico built was a few mud forts and churches

lol so the equivalent of Mexico today?

That place is such a fucking hole haha.

>>691319899

It's because it wouldn't make sense.

I win.
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>>691319731
Learn some history? In the 1800s they let people come into their nation for free without taxes for years onto a LARGE plot of land if they inhabited the land that was so far barren and had a structure built on it by 6 months of living on the property. You are one dumb motherfucker.
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>>691319448
You'll be fine with that bet. It won't happen yet. Lol. A few more years.
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>>691319931

The media wouldn't exist. All satellite and Internet communication would instantly be cut off.
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>>691314477
>And there's nothing traitorous about throwing off the shackles of an oppressive government.

Throwing off the shackles of your own while enlisted is the definition, fucktard.
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>>691320221
Maybe from Texas, but everything else would be freely writing. The people of the US would have access to updates on the war.
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>>691310334
Actually, no they don't.
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>>691320070
What ever you half to tell yourself. I just handled you like a would my 7 year old nephew. Let him think he's right, and send him on his way. Bye bye now little fella.
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>>691319931
Main problem is the families in all states, media would have problem containing it all with the Internet giving live streams texts emails
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>>691318146
>We're
>We
Get your head out of your ass and stop acting like you're part of the U.S Military you fucking wanker.
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>>691320376
True.
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>>691314477
Go be loyal to yourself on ruby ridge or waco then. You'll have to be ok with living like it's 1800 though.
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>>691320416
Then stop acting like you actually have the balls or the means to secede, dumbshit.
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>>691309828
One can only wish and hope op, no one likes Texas anyway.
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>>691320416
>US
>Wanker
wut
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Texas has walker Texas ranger Texas wins
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>>691320141
Still mud huts on contested land ruled by a dictator. Looks like you're the dumbass.
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>>691320539
I like Texas. I am somebody. You were wrong.
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>>691320375
>half to
>half
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>>691320658
Wasn't contested, fucktard. That was when Polk decided to fuck with them by forcing them into war. Before then, it was just Mexicans and US citizens crossing the border and establishing a life.
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>>691320375

You didn't hand me anything.

You got fucking rektd so just admit it and walk away kid.

#checkmate
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Most people forget it would be months/years of paperwork and government bull to see what goes or stays, it not I quit and leave the union
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>>691320677
Texans don't count.
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>>691320888
Trips says the truth.
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>>691320226
Then Washington and Jefferson were traitors by your logic. And therefore should be shunned as such. Ok. Thanks for that.
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>>691314714
Not who you were talking to, but Texas is the only state with its own power grid.
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It would never happen because half the population are mexican americans on welfare in Texas, their economy would collapse immediately with the mexicans fleeing to other states.
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>>691309828
Cascadia's next.

It's not like we're true Americans anyway tbh.
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>>691320851
Whatever you say little fella. Now go run along and play Hello Kitty.
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>>691321032
YES! THEY WERE TRAITORS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!

Thing is, Britain didn't feel the colonies were a resource worth keeping if they were just going to rebel, especially since they had colonies elsewhere that were much more loyal. They thought we'd fail.

Nowadays, we could easily shut down any revolt that threatens the nation.
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>>691320792
Yep. But parts were still contested. Get over it. You lost.
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>>691321241
Not the guy you were talking to, but can you please think of something else? You literally sound like underage b& when you just keep saying the same thing over and over.
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>>691320528
Hey fuck you buddy go eat shit
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>>691321444
Uh... No, they weren't. Who the fuck was supposed to contest them? We already had Florida before Polk was elected.
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>>691321182

Ya and what do you think happens when they have no support from outside the state?

>>691321241

lmao you got rektd and that's all you can say?

haha retarded idiot dumbass fuck
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>>691321306
Cool. So you have no respect for the founding fathers. And anyone who Rebels against tyranny should be murdered. Awesome. Thanks for letting us know where you stand.
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>>691321513
Yeah, it feels good to be right. Sucks that you'll never know, cocksucker.
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>>691321634
I have respect for them. They had the balls to rebel against a system that was, yes, clearly flawed. But by the ruling body's laws, YES! It was treason!
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>>691321581
Mexico claimed parts. And so did General Polk. Get lost dumbass. Go back to Canada. Texas formed its own nation to be a utopia. You wet backs fucked it up.
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>>691321811
If it wanted to be its own nation, they would've paid their debts themselves instead of just handing themselves over to the US.
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>>691321615
Ok little man. Whatever you say. You're so cute when you pretend to be smart and tough. Awwwww
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>>691322010
You can try to make him look smaller, but you're only making yourself look like a child who can't handle when someone has him beat in an argument, so he has to resort to trying to make the other person try to stop making their good point.
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>>691321666
I could care less about your opinion to be completely honest, I know Texas will successfully secede soon. Damn it feels good to be a TEXAN
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>>691322010

When you get outsmarted and are too stupid to respond with anything meaningful, the post.
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>>691322126
HAHAHA! Yep, and I'll gladly enlist to go kick some redneck ass and stomp you into submission.
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>>691322126

>successful
>secede

You may choose one and only one.
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Houston oldfag here. Born and raised. Honestly, a majority of Texans I know don't want to secede. At all. It's more like a running joke. That said, the majority of Texans on this thread are trolling the fuck out of you people. Anyways, USA all the way!
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>>691322246
LMAO you hate Texas but you probably live in some shithole like Mississippi, truly sad im going to pray for you.
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>>691322246
No you won't. You're a pussy. And you know it.
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>>691322246
>implying an autistic fuck like you would get accepted into the U.S Military kek
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>>691322171
Or, when you know someone is too stupid to understand something. So you just fuck with them instead. There's always that. Hahaha. Keep trying little dude.
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>>691322391
You'll see it wasn't a joke when we secede and put Emperor Perry back at the helm.
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>>691322682

I am a lot smarter than you though.

Look man, lol, you got rektd. It's ok. It happens from time to time.

You are permitted to continue shitposting but nobody will take you seriously because, well, you're a retard.

I won. Get over it.
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>>691322799
Perry actually isn't that popular these days. And he's somewhat of a goof. Nice guy and all. Did ok as governor. But nothing special. Anne Richards was better.
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>>691322799
Oh Captain, My Captain!
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>>691323025
You know you're smarter than me? Wow. You're amazing. And right. You are smarter than me. Ok? Ok. Go play now. The adults are talking.
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>>691323072
>Implying Greg Abbot isn't the second coming
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>>691322391
>Texans on this thread are trolling

implying Texans are smart enough to troll, nice try though.
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>>691323266

I do know that because your posts are repetitive, redundant, and frankly idiotic.

Now please, let those of us with a brain talk about this.

I'm sure you can go find a trap or furry thread to post in lol.
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>>691321032
They were traitors. That's why there was two wars, a bunch of piracy, illegal conscription by England, and bad blood between the nations until nearly the mid 20th century. And there's still take back the colonies groups in the UK.

You are the perfect example of Texas education.
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>>691318523

>bein this dumb
Even tin roof shacks have fucking wifi today, it's not Africa
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>>691321634
That wasn't me. I was the other response. Also, quit trying so hard to attack character of an anonymous person instead of admitting you're just an inbred retard who didn't even know the definition of traitor.
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>>691324150
Lmmfao. You just gave up. I win. Thanks newfag!
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>>691309828
Your daddy is Mexico Tex-shit, or an argument could be made for Spain.
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>>691324332
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>>691323685
Uneducated tool. Lol. Get the fuck back to England then. You fucking loyalist.
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>>691318846
Technically they could try civil resistance if they wanted to secede. A la Ghandi techniques.... Oh, wait, is Texas, nevermind carry on
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>>691323678
Better than the Loli threads you post in. Lol. Besides, your posts are arrogant and repetitive. Summer fag.
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>>691323590
Says the dude getting trolled.
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>>691324525
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>>691323284
Greg Abbot is NOT a stand up guy. :p
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>>691309828
Since texas was founded by American colonists, isn't it technically the grandchild of Britain?
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>>691324698

>Better than the Loli threads you post in.

Good one lol that actually was pretty funny.

Anyways, my posts are the way they are because that is how you handle brainless trolls who refuse to explain their point/argument.
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>>691324874
Yes he is. Anytime he opens his mouth my sides go in orbit.
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>>691314748
>little Palestine
You mean run by the Jews? Thought that was pretty much the case in the US anyway.
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>>691325072
You haven't explained anything. You've just talked about how smart you are. Lol. Nice try though.
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>>691325072
If I'm so stupid, how did a make a decent joke?
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>>691312709
You do realize that a holding saying a constitutional amendment is unconstitutional is a holding saying the constitution is unconstitutional, right? That would basically be the court dividing by zero.
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>>691315950
If? Starting to sound more like when, at least for Scotland.
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>>691325267
That's not me. I'm the one here.
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>>691319883
Technically New Spian = Mexico, culture and people is the exact fucking same just remove the people at the very top, much the same as the 13 colonies... Mexico was never part of France nor ruled by it, technically France only aided it's ally Habsburg Mexico. The Republic of Texas was as much a travesty of history as the Confederacy, both were in violation of international law and neither ever gained widespread international recognition. To put in contemporary terms is the same as acknowledging ISIS as a sovereign state.
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>>691324874
wheelchair kek
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>>691312936
You are a fucking retard. texas has no special right to seceed its a myth.
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>>691324767
>doesn't know what trolling is
>thinks making a stupid argument is trolling

I think I spotted the newfag. you got your (You)
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>>691325575
Oh really?
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>>691325575
Kept you here arguing about stupid shit that'll never happen. Lol.
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Jesus, Europes butt hurt today
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>>691314612
So where is your research?

Try 11% you raging faggot

http://www.heritage.org/static/reportimages/B781D9F5D0E30F338496ACBF91B021B4.gif
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>>691325508
Not even. Lol.
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>>691317133
Yep. And the UK in 2016
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>>691325542
True, but all states have a right to secede.
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>>691324874
Low blow anon, low blow
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>>691326073
And they have the right to have their ass handed to them again
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>>691325821
They know the EU and the Euro just died today, all the large economies in the EU can now follow Englands lead and opt out of the EU. 8 countries have already calling for a vote to leave
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>>691325982
I think you just got baited by anon. Sorry.
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>>691325267

Listen kid, this isn't the conversation for you. gtfo of here before you get rektd too. btw see >>691316762. It was my original post.


>>691325362

Not sure.
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