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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>691275512
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
Homura claimed.
>>691287831
That sounds like something I wouldn't like lmao
I hate that kind of shit, I would rather just go watch porn, ya know?
Glad about your internet though. Gonna go play overwatch now?
Come at you on my 60.mbps internet COnnection Fuck the police.
>>691288086
>60 mbps
Holy fuck nigger I only have like 100 kbps
How much do you pay for that shit
QOTT: how many dicks can your waifu take?
>>691287931
Democracy is your friend
>>691288085
I know you like cute stuff. You got me into this shit. Kiniro has changed my life about shit. people think im weird tho for watching it like im gay or some shit.
Lily claim.
Good morning, /waifu/
>>691288243
60 bucks a month. When you dont have to run intenet on camels and sand dunes its cheaper fam.
>>691288444 (QT)
Checked
>>691288588
Trips
Stolen from self.
Still lurking Jib?
>>691288473
Morning
>>691288292
They'll be no dicks left after your waifu is done. ~
>>691288437
>>691288581
I feel you dude, sometimes people are assholes.
But fuck it, watch what you want. As long as it makes you happy and you aren't hurting anyone, right?
60 bucks for 60 mb internet holy shit
And it's unlimited? No data cap?
>>691288881
Always lurking
Can't miss the /waifu/ meta
>>691289267
Hahaha, how bout shitposting? That going well?
Good morning.
>>691289859
Good morning there.
>>691289242
If there's a data cap i havent found it.
Dude just owned with D.va and Mei feels so good to freel game!@!
>>691289859
Hello Kyouko beauty
You are doing great!
>>691289859
>Kyouko for Kyouko puffs
Good Morning Kyouko!
>>691289859
Good morning Kyouko
What's up
>>691288979
Morning to you too
How's your day?
>>691289859
>>691289859
Sweet Kyouko when?
>>691290500
My morning has been well and has consisted of doing this.
I don't think i have seen you before. Are you doing great?
>>691289961
Cutie.
>>691290076
>You are doing great!
But it's too hot...
>>691290347
Hello Lily!
>>691290500
Hey Takao.
I'm doing good, it's a bit too hot though.
>>691290603
>
>>691290725
Never, her boobs aren't big enough.
>>691290725
Is there a word for the orange marks appearing around her head? I want to add them to an ohayo
>>691291331
welcome back popular italy
I need more Karen
>>691291331
It is quite hot today. I miss winter, but when winter comes, it's too cold.
>RIP NYC
How's life?
>>691291140
I'm doing well, you up to anything?
>>691291331
Ah, hope it cools off a little
>>691291618
Pixiv, Danbooru, Google, zerochan, etc
>>691291758
Thank you
>>691291758
That's not me, friend.
>>691291618
Fuck off Yume
>>691291331
You're too hot~
You could cook a croissant bare handed.
>>691291758
Not really. Mostly just sitting here tired.
Tell me something about yourself lov.
Tristana claimed
And heading out for a while. I have to fix this dreaded sleep cycle
>>691291331
>her boobs aren't big enough
But that's part of why she is perfect.
>>691291493
I honestly have no idea, sorry.
Goodbye all, for now.
>>691291758
You're Atago's sister, right? I'm Karen, pleased to meet you.
Another time though, will get to know you better.
>>691292371
Thanks anyway, I edited it myself.
>>691291493
Welcome back aswell terrorist.
>>691291657
Good I guess, heat aside.
>>691292092
I wish I was as cold as an ice cube at the moment.
>>691292371
I guess that's true.
>>691291947
Oh, my bad, I joined like last night and i hadn't met you yet
>>691292092
I like playing OW
>>691292237
See you then
>>691292520
au revoir, Karen
>>691292237
Sleep well
>>691292520
Goodbye
>>691292594
Time for an ice bath
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>>691292860
Neat
>>691292919
>ice bath
Preparing an organ harvest?
Miho claimed
>>691292594
>>691292371
before I go lol, it worked
Homura I think I can do edits for you
>>691293148
It murdered her eggs.
Cheap birth control
>>691293434
Miho-chan
>hugs
>>691294125
Yuuko-chan <3
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
MGS:V is confusing me.
That was a nice nap.
>>691294569
Don't question the whales.
>>691294687
And a short one.
Hello again.
>>691294779
How's life?
>i'm fine
Yo
>>691295022
About 20 minutes or so. Perfect in my eyes.
Evening waifu! I'm here one hours before going to bed.
How was your day until now?
>>691295185
Du gehst um 8 ins Bett?
>>691295022
Still kind of shit. Would be ubering but washing my clothes.
>>691295278
Nur heute, muss um 3 Uhr aufstehen um 4 außer Haus gehen um den Zug um 5 zu erwischen um rechtzeitig um 7 in der Arbeit zu sein.
Kein Witz. Ich bin froh, dass ich bald umziehe
>>691295185
>implying you made the day worse by coming in
>>691295278
ENGLISH, MOTHAFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
>>691295185
People say that it's very hot today
I didn't notice until now~
>>691295566
Summer is the worst season for me... I like fall the best.
>>691295566
Hot you say?
>>691295484
>Implying I implied
what are you talking about?
>>691295566
It's not hot. It's warm.
33 degres Celsius
that's 91 fahrenheit for you
>>691295690
I personally like spring. I like the rain and the temp is decent.
>>691295708
Steaming
>>691295727
You add an extra 20 degrees
>91 is hot as hell
>>691295566
Those dub dubs are hot
>>691295727
Up until now implies that if we had a good day that up until now it was good
>91 F
I cant handle that heat and I live in Florida. That's why i don't like going outside
>>691296033
Then lets go to the beach.
>>691296033
>lewd picture
oh my
it's not hot, it's the perfect temperature to go for a walk.
>>691296147
I just wanted to know how your day was up until now! Not implying anything!
>I can't handle that heat
I can! And I love it! And tomorrow is my first day at work. I'm looking forward to it.
Cream
>>691296147
You should head out and have some fun.
I hear your clubs are the bomb.
>>691296205
My body is ready
>>691296471
Walk on the beach?
>>691296473
Sugar
>>691296562
>I hear your clubs are the bomb.
>>691296747
Kings cross is good.
Get punched in the head and die.
>>691296562
Sure but only at sun set.
>>691296562
Austria does not connect with an ocean, so no beaches here.
Only lying in bed, barely clothed is an option
>>691296815
Thumb nail looked like a bloody dick.
>>691296747
I took a shot in the dark.
>>691296980
You'll still light up the night
>>691297070
Hate how the sands gets everywhere anyway.
That's my job~
>>691297429
No dicks, only staff.
>>691297429
It does what the fuck
>>691297509
Oh my. <3 Let me put some lotion on you before you get a sun burn.
>>691297070
>them nipples tho
>>691297509
True. I remember when I was in malta... one week later I still had sand on me.
>that's my job
being everywhere or being barely clothed? Or maybe both~?
Claiming, how's everyone?
>>691297656
I love you spike
Forgive my behavior
>>691297736
The only burns i'll get are from the fire in my heart.
>>691297937
I'm as adaptable as your waifu. I can be whatever you wish.
Not claiming
Look at cute akizuki :c
Beer is shit and is only for girls.
>>691298231
I could never drink beer, I'd throw up.
But I can drink spirits just fine.
I slept more than I should've
>>691298142
<3
>>691298177
Hatsuzuki > Teruzuki > Akizuki
>>691298231
Only cranberry juice for real men.
>>691298142
O-oh my, okay, that's enough hitting on and being perverted
>>691298231
While I agree, you probably never drank german beer. It's supposed to taste much better and not like water.
But since I don't like alcohol anyway I have no idea.
>>691298464
Mwerci
>>691298086
Great. You?
>>691298571
I understand.
If only qt senpai had as sharp a tongue.
>>691298504
>melts
>>691298824
Hi
>>691298838
You're exaggerating. It wouldn't make much of a difference to me.
>>691298838
I like her tongue like how it is
And it's ability to lick my cock
>>691298838
Don't worry ill cool you off with this hose.
>>691299018
>Original Merci?
How's yor day so far?
>>691299018
>>691299074
Excited for work tomorrow?
>>691299129
You have endless biki pictures don't you?
Thank you
>>691299220
That right hand WTF
>>691299185
I'm new mercy, my day is good though. You?
>>691299220
Oh um, okay
>>691299398
I dont have that many.
>>691299018
ALL BECAUSE OF YOU
I BELIEVE IN ANGELS
NOT THE KIND WITH WINGS
NO NOT THE KIND WITH HALOS
THE KIND THAT BRING YOU HOME
WHEN HOME BECOMES A STRANGE PLACE
I'LL FOLLOW YOUR VOICE
All you have to do is SHOUT IT OUT
>>691299537
*kiss*
>>691299506
Belrose right?
My day's fine as well, kinda wanna go home and just play but what can I do? Stuck here for God know's how much longer...
>>691299220
From what is he cumming?!
>>691299398
Yeah, I am! I'm really looking forward to it too!
I'm not looking forward to the fact that I have to get up at 3 am though. Shit public transportation on the country... I need to be at work at 7 am and to be there I have to leave at 4 am
Claimed
Hello everyone. I'm finally back from the zoo
Here's the stuff I got from it
>Reminder that 3D women are ugly and inferior beings
>Snek a cute
>I fucking hate little kids with a burning passion
>Giant anteaters are really weird and cool
>Echidna's have a four-headed dick
>niggers are on the wrong side of the glass
>>691299590
Oh hello yelling man
>>691299656
Yeah I'm Belrose. I'll assume you're at work?
>>691299806
Koalas have two penises
>>691299806
>Snek a cute
You're damn right.
>>691299741
That's a rough schedule no wonder you are going to sleep this early.
I wish you luck.
Do a great job.
>>691299903
Bubblegum
>>691299806
>Niggers are on the wrong side of the glass
Top-fukken-kek
Also, welcome back Akiko.
>>691299806
>niggers are on the wrong side of the glass
kek You didn't let that one out did you?
>>691299630
No
>>691300183
Too late faggot.
>>691300010
There's an actual guy with 2 penises.
>>691299955
I wish I had work... I'm outside, dragged for random things. Mostly shopping.
>Where's Mr. Noose?
>>691300108
Yuuko.
>>691300277
Quads or no kisses
>>691300108
I will! I mean it can't be that hard to take dough, put it in the oven, put it out of the oven and make some nice Liptauer.
Sleeping will be hard though since the dog of the neighbours are noisy as hell... they've been barking for the whole day now and even in night they fucking bark
>I'm soo looking forward to moving out
Oh and I'll adopt a cat for my new appartment! One of those cuties! Probably a black one, Used to having black cats and bad luck wahaha
>Chara
>>691300570
Nice 3 some
>>691300310
Shopping is pretty lame.
>>691300564
:)
>>691300570
>>691300691
I'm reporting you for CP.
kanbaru based waifu
>>691300691
Those are five kittens
>>691300804
kek
The one time I go outside was pretty fun
I damn near hit a little girl over the head
The zoo also tried to be educational and shit, but it got a bit weird at times.
>pic related
>>691300010
>tfw your right dick does bigger cums then your left but it's the shorter of the two
The koalas weren't in their enclosures because they're high-maintenance faggots even though they do fuck all
>>691300089
Boa constrictor was the only snek they had but damn they a qt
>>691300124
Thanks Lily
How have things been here?
>>691300183
You think I'm some kind of pussy bitch? Of course I made that joke
>Akiko
>>691300691
nvm i cant count.
Anyways give me a kitty.
>>691288292
;o
>>691300804
I'm reporting you for stealing my prince .-.
>>691300907
A monkey got out at my local Zoo today. But nvm
>>691300916
I'd give you a million kitties, my sister has some and tons and tons of people I know have kittens to give too. It's almost like a plague.
>>691300907
Boas are great.
>>691301082
>A monkey got out at my local Zoo today.
>>691301089
I may really take one if your near me i want another pet. Its been 4 years since my last dog died.
>>691301082
Weird that happened a few days ago here too
>>691300907
Been peaceful.
Really nice, I like it here. Great knowing some anons and playing OW, League or WoW with them. Fun.
Also recovered from my migraine last night. So that's good.
>>691300916
>give me a kitty
Those aren't mine either! I also want one! If possible a black female one.
>>691301082
>>691301365
You should go back then. Your keeper might get worried or shot you if you are too close to a kid.
>>691301300
Nigga you can barely feed yourself
>>691301262
>>691301365
lol
>
>>691301438
funny
>>691301442
Says the nigger on welfare.
>>691301442
I think I found some of the missing monkeys. They seem to be blending well in NYC.
>>691301438
Why dont you just take it?
>>691301412
Oh you play League?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIDzPUt20F4
anyone wanna you know?
(im so bored rn)
I'm freezing to death. Please help...
>>691301834
oh shit, thing got reset
lemme fix that
>>691301438
i have a black female cat.
>feelsgoodman
>>691301613
Yep, that's my brother.
Glad they found him before his baby mama did.
>>691301638
I found a wildlife preserve that would be perfect for them in Detroit
>>691301762
They are not even 24 hours old. I don't think it's wise to take them their mother away now.
>>691301300
That would be awesome of you but I doubt you live near me. Last time I checked I was the only PT fag here.
>>691301442
I niggified other waifus, I wonder why I never niggified Homu.
>>691301834
Ayy, I'm pretty sleepy so I might act like a song linking robot.
>>691302047
>>691301834
Forgot link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY7_Vs_EmpM
>>691301082
Did he cause a lot of trouble?
Damn niggers need good quality fences
>>691301183
They're the best cold-blooded fucks around
>>691301412
Yeah this place is pretty great. You gotta be careful you don't get into it too much though. That seems to be a problem for some people
If you want we can play some OW together right now
Have you added me yet?
>>691301852
Kill self and embrace the warmth of non-existance
>>691301852
Then turn the heat on.
>>691301994
kek
>>691302005
I didnt say right now.
>>691302047
There a few others there on later.
>>691302154
kek
>>691301994
Oh, me too. But I won't take my cat with me when moving. She's used to be able to get out in the nature and not be confined in 40m².
>>691302226
I don't have any heaters.
>>691302047
She doesn't need another reason to end her life.
>>691302230
If you truly love something you let it go...
>>691302047
>>691302103
eh fine with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J417T5crtm4
>>691302297
Wear multiple layers of clothing
>>691302297
Wank it
Can i fap to my waifu?
>>691302226
I'll get one after I moved in my new appartment.
>>691302422
Yup. I love her and I'll be sad since she's so lovely. We took her in when we found her trapped between some building bricks and she couldn't get out. Was some years ago when she was still a kitten. Gave her food and stuff and now she loves me.
Anyways, I'm going to bed now. Good night guys!
>>691301768
Of course I do. My summ name is Intetsun (NA). Check my profile if you can or want to, add me if you want to as well.
>>691301834
To what?
>>691301994
Oh sounds like a plan, I heard that wildlife preserve takes care of them very well. And they can make friends with each other to!
>>691302154
I don't believe I have, unless you're Sanya, then yes. And I can't play OW right now... Outside... Stuck shopping. Rip me.
>>691302688
I'll be sure to in a bit
>>691302672
Goodnight you beautiful angel
>>691302672
Goodnight.
>>691302688
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eco4z98nIQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo-EmtXbFRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0
now its your turn
>>691302422
Fair enough.
>>691302426
That's pretty good. The videoclip is interesting too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJdukIQmoxQ
