Club Kek. >singles get kicked out >dubs can stay in
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Club Kek.
>singles get kicked out
>dubs can stay in
>trips you get vip + free bottle of vodka
>quads you´re now the owner of the club
Leggo
>>691274370
im thirsty nigga give me some premium shit
Owner here, get the fuck out of my club
this is my club now
pleas dont throw me out
>>691274370
I am the fucking owner, let me in.
Approve me
Easy
B0ss
Going for vip
I'll just come on in...
>>691274944
Enjoy your stay.
>>691274370
fuck you nigger
>>691274370
so ill be first?
Can I be cool?
Please
>>691274370
Can I come in?
>>691274370
im new owner and you're fired
Heyy lmao
Knock knock
>>691274370
What about me, it isn't fair
Ayoo lemmie in
me2
>>691274370
HOL UP
>>691274370
This club is lame
>>691274370
P R A I S E K E K
fite me fagit, im riped in reel lyf. my pee wee is a whole 2 atoms high, i fukd yer bich wif eet fagit
I'm a lady, so i'm not supposed to pay for the entrance. Right?
I'll be partying till the morning!
>>691274370
im coming in
Vouhak
Please let me stay
Say hi to the boss.
>>691276307
Bye fag
Hello.
XDďxdddddddd this 4chin so funnxy XDDDddddd rolling for debs
>>691274370
Where's my table?
>>691274370
Move out, i'm in
KEK
Let me in you fucking ape
RIP Headpheenee usres xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd (Let me in)
>>691274944
Nice dubs mate
Also Roll
I dont want in
Roll
If quads No Niggers in my club
If Trips I go Orlando on this gay club
Rollll
Owner here
kek give me strength
rell
hey
roll.
alright then where is my vodka
check emmm
easy
fam i want in
I get dubs everytime.
>>691277775
You had one job
Where is my Vodka!?
Coming through
roll
time to bleach my asshole
Rollin
Quints
bic
i'm in.
deez nuts
>>691274370
LEMME IN
r r r r r rollin
ooo ye
pls
Fuck you all, get out of my club.
Ayyyyyye lmao
>>691280099
Checked
Ayyyyyy
rollin rollin rollin
Let me in faggot
I believe I'm on the list, under a Mr. Dubbs?
Fuck shit up
SHOT FOR EVERYBODY
Keks
...
Spin
>>691274370
back away, peasants!
Tickle tot.
show me the vip room
>>691274370
Sit the fuck down, gentlemen. Make way for the king.
i don't see why you hate from outside of the club. u can't even get in
>>691274370
Mate, am really tired. Be a good lad and just let me in the pub yeah?
>>691274370
Step the fuck away
To much trips 4 you
>>691274370
Yo assclown, don't you know who I am?
>>691274370
Thanks for letting me stay in mate
stand aside fuckers
>>691274370
Gibe da pusi b0ss?
Ples
Plz let me in ROLLIN
I'll show myself out
Lemme in guys. I'm cool and shit
Im a bouncer so you won't find me on the list, just trust me on this one I have ID
>>691274370
Club kek has burnt faggot OP
>>691282322
I'm with him.
I'll shoot up this bar
>>691274370
I really need a drink, bro. Just be a bro and bro me that bro, bro.
>>691284777
Oshit
Im sure you have heard of me
Step aside
If trips i fap
here come dat owner!!
>>691284943
Sorry gotta find my id give me a sec
Check em
I already got trips, but i want to roll again because this is fun.
Dont want to be here with the normies anyway...
>>691274370
I AM DA OWNAAR
Lemme in fag
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OK
>>691285099
Told ya
I'm not a trannie i promise
I'll take my vodka now
Here's my ID.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Self-Check
Even though I'm allowed in, fuck your club and fuck you
lemme in 8ball
Wtf is this club kek shit? I see this thread every day
If dubs OP can suck my dog
>>691285665
dude, so close ;_;
>>691274370
vip coming through
excuse me
This better be a gay club.
Gimme the vodka
Roll
If trips I fap
If quad I fap
If dubs I fap
If singles I fap
lemme in
Dubs... neah jk
This is my club now.
>>691285974
Q U I N T S
>>691284777
Roll
>>691274370
ROLL
>>691274370
rolling
>>691274370
rollerino
>>691274370
Im muslim. I intend on giving everyone free shots!
Lemme in
New owner is in town bitches
>>691274370
May I come in?
>>691274370
roll roll
This aint pulse right?
Rollerino for kekerino
Hallo
I need it
Imma just go straight in sir
I wanna get fucked up tonight
Let me in you fucking bastard.
Dubs
No whites allowed
Please let me in I've only been to clubs like two or three times and I want to satisfy my ego and make myself believe that I am a needed member of society so that I'm not scared of being left alone because I see myself too weak to hunt alone, I NEED CIVILIZATION PLEASE
club kek is a very selective place
Alright, everyone out
If quads, alcohol and bitches for all.
>>691274370
Out of my way bouncerfag
Let in I hav big penis and maybe a hors
I wanna be the owner so I can make all of you my sex slaves
quints get
I didn't wanna come in anyway. I'm gonna start my own club. With blackjack, and hookers
Check em
rollerino
Rolling
Roll
roll
>>691274370
Quints nigga
Rollerino
rollin
kek wills it
>>691288455
nice quints, faggot
Roll
>>691274370
I hate myself and want to die lmaooo
>>691274370
rollerino
>>691288613
I get to stay in
>>691274370
rerolerino
Let me in!!! xD
rolls royce
Roll
Rollin
>>691288680
I got dubs again
Wtf is this shit ?
roll for quints
Roll
>>691288567
Thanks I try hard
>>691288755
I keep getting double 8ts
Rollin
roll
Quints get
>>691288567
Quints?
Let me in nignog
I have my pass right here
Rollin
>>691288880
Close nigga
Quints missed
>>691288829
YES WHERE IS MY VIP AND VODKA
step aside
lemmie in
>>691288920
Newfag spotted
Make way for me
>>691288888
>>691289009
A newfag can't master trips
Dubs are too ez gimmie trips bois
Umm *nervously looks at floor* I....I think I'm on the list *scratches back of head* Mr. Bouncer senpai
>>691289131
Kek
Fucking cunts
vodka pls
rollin'
>>691274370
Daisy
Roll
>>69127437
UK move and getting out of here.
I'm just here for the vodka
R0LL
>>691289850
Looks like I'll be leaving now
Gg
im the owner now
rollerino
Only quads can defeat freezer
step aside fag
Hello
roll
hi
can i get in
>>691274370
>quads you´re now the owner of the club
>you´re
>´
How fucking retarded are you? That's a grave accent, not an apostrophe, you worthless inbred.
>>691289988
>9988
ayo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>691277775
Where is my vodka I got trips
Cek
>>691274370
Nigger
I'll get rid of all the gays if u let me in
Gimme sum m8
I want to go home I'm not in to gay bars
trips get
Hello.
>>691274370
rolling
no blacks in my club
>>691289988
double dubs and nice feet, what a day to be alive
Let's get some bitches /b
What? I'm not on the list? I know a guy that went to military school with Trump, you bitch.
>>691274370
Well you may have notice i'm not wearing panties, i can help you if you help me getting in
Walk up to Club Kek like what up I got a frog cock
>>691290287
these are not trips summerfag
>>691274370
h-hi..
Dubs kicks out all the summerfags
>>691290717
reroll
What kinda club is this? Full of fucking faggots.
>>691290636
Why did I lose to this
>>691274370
what about quints and up?
I have a bomb
>>691290777
Let me get a shot of dat vodka
I'll just be going
rolll
Let me in niggers
Stupid club anyway
>>691290777
Trips get
>>691274370
BRO MY GIRLFRIENDS IN THERE JUST LET ME IN FOR 5 MINUTES
>>691290738
Can I come in? Plox?
Hey its me new owner
>>691290966
Yay I'm in
yo
>>691274370
Pussy Dominator on the field
make america great again
>>691274370
cool
I have drugs for the VIP lounge, can I go drop them off real quick?
i'm going in no matter what
>>691291321
>321
I don't even want to be a part of this retarded ass club
I got beans nigga
rrrrrrrol
I will be Top Kek
>>691274370
i want to stay at home anyway
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you male pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Womyn's Studies class, and I've been involved in numerous demonstrations against oppression of womynkind, and I have over 300 signatures on my petition. I am trained in debate tactics and I'm the top speaker in the entire Feminist Frequency. You are nothing to me but just another cis scum. I will reeducate the fuck out of you with feminism the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, male oppressor. As we speak I am contacting my public network of activists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, misogynist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your worldview. You're fucking dead, nerd. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can disprove your biased theories in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with no preparation time. Not only am I extensively trained in rhetorics, but I have access to the entire funding of the Tropes vs Women in Video Games project and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable opinions off the face of the Internet, you rapist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godessdamn idiot. I will rain empowerment all over womyn and your cisprivilege will drown in it. Your rape culture is over, man.
kek
kek
