breakfast thread
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breakfast thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDiltBbhnYI
>>691257212
*nuzzles
did everyone left again
I wish it was breakfast time
But who cares, anytime is time for cereal!
>>691258178
Fell out of the elevator twice
>>691259007
Yeah i didn't see that at all.
Don't break your frame :)
Hi-hi
>>691259618
That's one hot kitty
>>691259618
hey buddy.
what's doing?
>>691259083
Elevators hate me
>>691259978
Doin okay. Horny and pent up.
Yourself?
>>691260239
Kinky
>>691260215
Stop riding them so hard. they can only take so much from you :)
>>691260239
I'm none of those things right now.
you undies anon?
greetings thread
>>691257562
looks too goofy
>>691260448
Hey Riley, you do some heavy lifting today?
>>691260544
oh?
Had a good day at least?
>>691260612
exams are over, so of course, how was your day?
>>691260374
I sleep in the nude~
>>691257562
goddamn man i was about to eat this shit too
>>691260663
Great! you going to go out a celebrate?
I've been good actually, got lots of productive work done.
>>691260667
Doesn't everyone?
>>691260821
Sure
>>691260821
not explicitly, but I've got a few things planned with friends so I guess that counts
I don't sleep nude though
these threads in the morning really make my day. thank you.
>>691257562
Can't believe I got a boner fantasizing about this picture. Would love to kiss him, and do some frotting <3
>>691260821
Not everyone.
Feels nice though :P
>>691260936
I sleep in a cute one piece suit and discreet kiddy diapers
>>691260374
Maybe elevators should stop being whores and let everyone ride them
>>691260821
I don't sleep nude
>>691260949
>dick is bigger than your torso
can someone explain to me if this is shitposting like spiderman or if this is like that guy with the mask
>>691260936
Well do lots of drinking and hot on every girl / guy.
wake up in a strange bed.
>>691260936
>>691260999
>>691261322
Start sleeping nude.
>>691261624
I would much rather not do that
No, I don't like the feel of it
>>691261322
They do, but if you fall off it's cause you're a virgin.
>>691261682
Why it's very comfortable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrkX9WYmBdU
Frank do you want me to keep posting fur?
>>691261930
I don't think it is
>>691261601
Don't remind me of those hellish masks
>>691261624
Is it really that much more comfortable?
>>691261930
Nibi should watch out then
>>691262094
Do as you will
>>691262264
I have some new stuff
>>691262264
>>691262094
Yeah it's so much more freedom for your legs.
Nothing gets snagged or twisted around. It's just natural feeling.
>>691261601
>jerking off with barbs on dick
>>691262423
I've done it before, I know how it feels, I don't like it
>>691262525
>not jerking off with barbs on dick
>>691262554
after sex you put your pajamas on?
>>691262393
You're showing yesterday was rather good
>>691262423
My legs are in America. They are already as free as possible
>>691262777
I never said anything about pajamas, I sleep in my underwear
>>691262809
I've got some new gifs
>>691262848
>>691262809
Merica
>>691262628
Hes got a point
>>691262964
I'll take that as a no
>>691262628
whats going on in that top right corner? i'm confsued.
>>691263036
That head means Show me what you got
>>691263025
you're really going to complain about this shit being unrealistic?
>>691260997
I know that faggot! Eric, is that you?
>>691262809
Can i see your legs?
>>691263247
Forgot pic
>>691262809
heh, nice.
>>691262848
Show gay fucking gif pls.
>>691263110
don't have a clue either
>>691263119
will do
>>691263247
This ^
>>691263344
I can do that
>>691263383
Gigaddy
I want some ;.;
>>691263247
No
>>691263344
America. FUCK YEAH!
>>691263541
go get some
>>691263599
that is the stupidest thing I have ever seen
>>691263383
>>691263485
both good :)
>>691263599
If only i could take boner eagle in my butt.
>>691263723
48 more where that came from
>>691263383
>>691263485
>>691263615
I like what you got
>>691263718
It's supposed to be tongue in cheek comedy
>>691263723
Eagles should not be in butts
>>691263809
it stops when I don't feel like posting or when something more fun comes to mind
>>691263809
So 'merica fuck yeah only applies to dicks not eagles?
>>691263929
Fair enough
>>691264069
Fingers, dicks, sex toys are allowed in butts. Eagles are specifically prohibited
>>691264232
Well then eagles aren't really free then.
I am bored
>>691264391
Butts would only oppress them. Only in the sky can they know freedom
>>691264423
Have you tried not being bored?
>>691264514
and how do you propose that?
>>691264423
Start drinking, your going out tonight right?
>>691264589
Defeat someone in single combat
post your rare nichijous
>>691264688
I'm not going out
>>691264706
but who
>>691264758
I don't have any
>>691264819
Use the random matchmaking system. It shall be the first stranger you encounter
>>691264885
wait, in what?
>>691265036
Single combat in real life. What else could I be talking about?
>>691265136
but its night, there's no one around
>>691265265
You might have to widen the search from local to regional.
>>691265402
too lazy for that
>>691265455
Man i want to lick that butt.
>>691265605
all the file names messed up, but there's more of that guy in here
>>691265455
Challenge tiger to melee combat
>>691265765
you do realise we don't live even remotely near each other right?
>>691265765
Why? i'd just roll over and present butt. he can do what he pleases then.
>>691265857
Irrelevant
>>691265858
It is my will to see combat
>>691266041
Sex combat? my ass vs his dick. who will last!
>>691265516
is NOBODY SEEING THIS?
>>691265858
nothing, I'd do nothing
>>691266041
very relevant
>>691266226
Bad English?
Nothing to see here.
>>691266041
Fag buddy :)
>>691266157
Melee combat. Winner can establish dominance later.
>>691266299
Distance is just a number
>>691266471
so are a lot of things
>>691266453
>>691266332
>>691266226
Never mind, turns out it was not even English, I was wrong.
I wish I wasn't so bothered by the human face
>>691266787
Humans are ugly ass creatures, can't blame you.
They ain't even fucking colorful.
Any moar??
>>691266447
Quite cute
>>691266566
You could find some random hobo to pvp
Pls don't.
>>691266968
what if I can't be bothered?
>>691267157
Doesn't want to play a hurdy gurdy. Doesn't want to fight hobos. What do you want to do?
hmm
>>691267281
Good Evening, have some fresh spider OC from my garden today.
>>691267270
just listen to music for now
>>691267281
>>691267354
Oh, I had two pictures on my desktop without realizing it.
That before was my Goji bush.
>>691267364
What're you listening to? Does it have a hurdy gurdy in it?
>>691266858
that too
well I mean I'm not much into color, but patterns
like those "gloved" foreearms or see on foxes and such
it compliment the arms in such a nice way
or like the light fur on the inside of the neck, dark on the out
makes the neck sexy for whatever reason
things like that
so sexy
>>691267487
currently this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nON_hfEkQk
and no, it does not have one of those in it
>>691267487
Not him but I just wanna chime in and say Arcade Fire makes great use of the hurdy-gurdy.
>>691267520
I'm sorry if that was too heavy
>>691267520
Yeah that too.
Humans are just plain boring.
They don't even have some evolutionary random useless bullshit extra extremities to play with anymore.
I mean, the muscles from lots of these things are still there but what the fuck do we do with the muscles for this shit without the actual shit.
I'd be fine with just more colourful patterns 'n stuff.
But I won't say no to a tail or something like that. Or horns, whatever.
We already have enough useless bullshit that gets us killed on a daily basis, why not have the cool useless shit?
>>691267848
>>691267728
>>691267520
On the counterpart, what really pisses me off about all these drawings is how the fucking furries have hair.
What the actual fuck?
Like, 101% body hair, fuck it, let's give it a fucking wig.
>>691267680
>>691266447
I'm gonna go to bed. It's that time for me
>>691267696
Hurdy-gurdies and nyckelharpor are criminally underutilized
>>691268008
lions have manes you know.
>>691268158
in that case, see ya later
>>691268192
That was not towards a specific post, it was general.
99.7% of all of that shit has hair in a wrong colour that does not belong there and/or makes no sense to be there.
>>691267848
tails would be a godsend
>>691268008
kind of stupid but i think it really depends on the art style
like are they just bipedal animals or humans with animal patterns and a dog nose slapped on
y'know?
>>691268287
I guess but I still think that it would not be necessary.
But I guess it helps them personalize it a bit more.
>>691268237
Thank you for this one last gif
>>691268286
It's almost as if it's make believe!
>>691268287
HNNNGGG MORE LIKE THAT ART
>>691268442
I would but I don't got it
we need more vasuki-ish cartoony fun porn in this world
>>691268636
At last, someone who gets it
Well anyhow you have good tastes
>>691267354
cools. sup?
>>691267414
Absolutely adorable! Spiders are amazing. We've got a lot of them at our place.
>>691268693
!!!
>>691268693
thanks bruddy
>>691268811
Nothing much, holidays started, trying to chill, maybe getting drunk, who knows.
I like spiders too but my family holocaust them as soon as they see them, even in the garden where they keep insects from invading our home.
Only comment: DO YOU WANT ANTS? BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU GET ANTS!
What about yourself?
>>691268237
Bel Ami is one of the only porn companies where you can tell that the actors are gay on mutue before they even take their clothes off.
You can literally see the gay surrounding them. They don't even have to be talking or anything; they could literally just stand there and you'd immediately recognize that they're gay. It's kind of amazing.
>>691268996
Sounds fun. It's the Midsummer holiday here, so I'm like to just drink one or two beers, go to sauna and eat good food.
What the... How stupid can they get? No offense, but I can think of something other than spiders that needs a holocaust in that case.
>>691269297
After I'm done with my studies I'm gonna bail with my bush and by pool table anyways.
My family is more trouble than they are worth anyways.
>>691269465
Ehehe, isn't that usually the case with family?
In the meantime, I'm watching kshaway. So fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgfY2o6dkoM
>>691268811
Ey badj, how did you sleep?
